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is it so wrong of me to want all three seasons of The Witcher to be re-shot to focus solely on Geralt and Jaskier?
and also for it to be significantly gayer???
i just want monster-of-the-week with Geralt and Jaskier plodding around the Continent bitching at each other like an old married couple and giving each other sponge baths with maximum sexual tension, thanks. i mean plot is cool or whatever, but i could take it or leave it.
i'm gonna have to do some Geraskier fanart soon to assuage my yearning, clearly
#geraskier#geralt x jaskier#the witcher#the witcher netflix#make the sunshiney one and the grumpy one get together#there was only one bathtub#geraskier brainrot
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back on the horse and clasping my hands with my eyes shut begging the universe to please let me get what I want because most everyone in my life could tell you that I never ask for anything, ignoring that the queue for Cheye's Wishes is still processing and rejecting 500 billion "can my imaginary boyfriend please come to life" requests first
#talkys#i need to make a little drawing of this i think abt this all the time#when i was small i thot that wishes being granted was real but that the more difficult ones need more processing time#so like in order to pull off wishing unicorns into existence you'd really really need to put that time in#which is why they werent real yet....bc there arent enough ppl wishing for that consistently and for a long time#so its like man the reason im never moving out is bc ive only been wishing for that for so little compared to the please let al#emerge from my bathtub tomorrow requests
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raysand + hands
#ofts#only friends the series#raysan#sanray#onlyfriendsedit#rowan gifs#tuserhidden#khaotunq#userbon#(<3? if its ok)#sorry i can't get over the bathtub handholding or the tattoo or ray reaching for san in bed. you see#no one who knows me could think i could resist that
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I haven't seen a frog since I was 10
#and I only saw that bc my older brother's cat caught it and he was keeping it safe in the bathtub.#I was reading the notes of a post about birdsong and people were talking about frog sounds returning.#isn't that crazy. I go outside all the time! never see them. never hear them.#I'm probably just not looking hard enough but you think I would have run into one by now.
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Hi!
I may be completely wrong here and I’m not trying to say Style is dumb at all. I’ve just seen people theorising about what it means that he saw Keen before then didn’t say anything in the bathroom and have a boring theory.
Like for example is it possible he simply forgot or forgot in the moment for a variety of reasons (maybe even him being tipsy at the time?). Or maybe didn’t think it was important at the time? They may revisit this and reveal something or have him finally make the connection later on but that’s my boring theory against the he’s up to something one’s.
I’ve just completely forgotten who people are before so would understand if it really wasn’t deeper than that but I still appreciate the theorising going on. I will wait to see what the show does next.
(Oh also looking forward to your next meta but hope you pace yourself and rest before finishing it.)
yeah i'm so super mad at myself for completely forgetting that style had seen keen before when i was writing my ep7 meta!! i could have been thinking about this a week ago!! also, how embarrassing for me to forget about this when i've literally made being a style expert my sole personality for the past 7 weeks. i can't believe this smh....
but yeah, i have absolutely no idea. i can really see this go multiple way. either style knows something and was protecting keen on purpose
or maybe he honestly did forget, especially considering with how tipsy he was. i mean, the guy was close to falling asleep right there at the urinal, i wouldn't trust his brain to function normally at that point and to immediately remember a guy he saw once quite a while ago
i wanna go back to that scene and re-write that part of my meta but i think i'll wait and see where this is going first so that i have full context for it. for now we'll just have to wait and see, i guess
#that reminds me: we still have absolutely no idea how much of that conversation style actually overheard!!#the heart killers#asks#anon#thk spec#thk style#thk#adrm#watch this end up being just a plot hole lol#(btw: i'm resting i slept like 7h last night it's all good ✌️)#(i'm only missing the bathtub scene now)#(and the very first scene at the motel is still mostly in bullet points so i gotta format it better and make it coherent)#(and then add one or the other paragraph somewhere else)#(idk if i'll manage by tomorrow morning but i'm hoping to get it out by thursday)
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sleeping habits
#casey#my art#caseybug#pictures taken seconds before she just leaves to go sleep in the bathtub#caseys usually the physically clingy one but she hates it when its bedtime. shes trying to sleep..get the fuck off...#and on the other hand this is the only time nell ever Holds her. when shes not fckn conscious cuz she hates her#nell
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diamond dogs sleepover, teenage girls style. i'm talking full squad, sleeping bags, pajamas, snacks, gossip, ill-advised shenanigans possibly involving trespassing and a bathtub, talking about crushes,
#i had very few teenage girl sleepovers but MAN was that One wild.#the trespassing. the bathtub. the running. no kissing though#anyway#please just picture the full diamond dogs gang#im talking ted beard nate higgins trent AND roy#sleepover. complete with 3 am philosophical debates truth or dare definitely platonic gay kissing etc#get roy to admit hsi feelings for keeley and jamie#beard engineers at least one situation to make ted and trent kiss#Oh No Only One Sleeping Bag#(we're too old for this)#nate fucking OWNING at truth or dare#higgins owning at never have i ever#idk man i just had this image it's past midnight im laughing okay
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What is the one decision made in a video game's narrative that, no matter how many times you see it/remember it, you immediately go 'You STUPID motherfucker, why are you like this?!?!?'
For me, it's Gregory's death in What Remains of Edith Finch.
#and no I'm not blaming a baby for his own death#I'm blaming his mother for being an IDIOT and leaving her baby unattended in a bathtub#because 'oh I don't want him to hear his father and I arguing~'#bitch you were ON the PHONE#not only that but he was ONE#I don't think he would have remembered!!
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FIRST LIED WTF THAT WAS NOT SWEET AT ALL
#one cute scene in the bathtub cannot possibly makeup for the YEARS worth of heartbreak that last scene instilled in me#only friends#only friends the series#ofts#sandray#raysand#sand x ray#ray x sand#sanray#raysan#firstkhaotung#only friends episode 7
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so much betrayal in bbc merlin and I think about it a normal amount
#blogging from my bathtub. as one does#I have so many feelings about lucifer and judas#and the 9th circle of hell#wish I hadn't lost my high school textbook because there was an interesting analysis#on why betrayal is the gravest sin in dante's world#and it was to do with the medieval feudal system#like vassals having to swear fealty to their lords#it was a whole system based on personal loyalties#and if people started being disloyal all willy-nilly#it could potentially lead to literal societal collapse#something like that#I only vaguely remember it#it was a good textbook and it's out of print now 😔#web weaving.rs#betrayal is such an interesting concept#merlin#bbc merlin
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decided to start using a cricket ambient noise in my room all the time hoping it'll make the actual crickets think there are already many horrible crickets in my room so they'll stop coming in here to ruin my life
#i have a major major cricket fear#and am apparently the only person on earth who also has a fucking#cricket spawn point or something IN MY ROOM#and bathroom#because for years now they keep showing up in my sink and my bathtub and my desk and my bED CRAWLING ON ME AT NIGHT#like bad enough i had spider hole in my wall and had spiders braiding my hair in the evenings#but now crickets are falling on my face from my walls and shit#and my brother doesn't even live in the room next to me anymore to come get the little fuckers and wing them back outside so i have to do i#through the high pitched wailing and the hyperventilating#one lived in my bathroom sink for like 4 days because i couldnt work up the nerve to catch him in a cup#there are so many crickets you guys#personal#dense rants
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I've been thinking a lot about magic healing today.
Like I can't stop thinking about how much truly incredible medical knowledge (specifically what we now think of as folk medicine, or like... battlefield surgery) is rendered pretty much completely obsolete by the existence of people who can mend bones with a thought. About how rare it must be for someone to actually know about how a body functions, when among most adventuring types, there's... actually little practical use for such knowledge, with little motivation beyond curiosity to figure it out.
Like of course, I'm sure there are many settings in which those with magical talent are few and far between. I'm sure there are low-magic settings where having access to magical healing is rare, and/or comes at a prohibitively high price for most commoners. But I can't help but think that... in worlds where healing spells and broad-spectrum healing potions are found in the stock of pretty much every merchant and every thug's inventory, ready to be looted, the work of midwives, village wise-women, herbalists, field medics, surgeons, and a thousand other professions is made pretty much completely irrelevant to so many people, simply because clerics, paladins, druids and such, are able to just.... wave a hand, and eradicate diseases, mend bones, transfuse blood, restore limbs, and sometimes even raise the dead.
Being medically knowledgeable on top of being magically adept would probably not only be rare as hell (hello, Halsin), it'd also take a lot of dedication, and a lot of respect for the body and the natural way of things that... I don't know how many even among the best magical healers would actually have.
I'd imagine that many who usually have steady access to a healer don't actually know jack shit about their own health, and... maybe even those who rely on magic to heal, don't actually know what they're doing all that often.
Idk. I'm just rotating this thought in my head today.
#squirrel plays bg3#just sat in the bathtub with this#thinkin' 'bout stuff n things#mainly how I had this thought that... it's weird how infrequent it is to see healer characters who do like. actual research#or study concrete things beyond a nebulous “oh they look into the magic of this thing”#like it could be me just being submerged in only one specific thing rn#but halsin is the only one i can think of who is cited as doing literal biological research on the tadpoles#there's malus thorm who knows about non-magical medicine#but... priestess gut? magic. nettie? magic (though probably Halsin's student). auntie ethel? never intended to help#clerics and druids and paladins don't NEED to know shit about the body#idk what to make of this#same with Ghustil Strognoss and... i actually can't think of more healer-type characters#which feels weird i mean why would there be no healer living in the lower city#all we really know is that Karlach's parents died because they couldn't afford one 10+ years ago#anyway i have thoughts on my characters as well but I'll maybe rant more in a reblog
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i hateee health insurance and medical supplies companies "ohh wellll we didn't charge you at the time bc we thought your insurance would cover it and then they didnt teehee!! so we're coming after you three months later to ask for $400" fuck youuu i would say sayonara fuck your stupid company i'll go somewhere else but unfortunately i am a captive market and there is nowhere else
#bro i wish there were ways to get like medical supplies outside the price gouged channels of these stupid companies#i need the bathtub insulin anarchists that ppl like to handwring about on here to actually exist#but even then it's one thing to make insulin i do know ppl who can do it even if theyre not at the pt of distributing it obviously#but what abt syringes and pump supplies and shit like this? those costs also add up#and the federal govt can pat itself on the back for finally regulating insulin prices but unfortunately thats only part of the problem#if insulin costs $35 but pump supplies still cost uhhh $400 im still up a creek yknow#skravler
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#tag talk#vent#also I'm gonna complain because I had another experience of “I look dumb because I assumed things followed rules and they don't”#okay so most heavy machinery uses keys (as opposed to numberpad locks) right? right. so I'm renting out a boom lift to a guy and we finish#finish the rental process and I go out with him to unlock it and get it hitched up to his truck. and I'm like oh right you need the key.#so I go in to the key box and there's a shit ton of keys and they're supposed to be organized and of course they're not organized at all.#so I take a picture and text it to my tool tech and then call him to be like hey which fucking key goes to the 35' boom lift???#and he gives me a vague description that matches 3 keys so I'm like okay I'll figure it out from here. and I check and all 3 keys have#have different teeth. now most times the same brand and type of equipment will just have the same key. a kubota key will turn on most kubota#but they have different teeth. so I'm like okay I'll just try each key. it's only 3 keys it'll be easy. so I go out and I try the first key#and it turns. cool. problem solved right? I get suspicious and try another key. it also turns. I get worried. I try the third key. it works.#I'm now concerned because they're literally keyed differently. so I get worried they they all turn but maybe they won't really all Work#now in retrospect I realize that it's not that complicated. like those cheapo locks that have a “key” but really can be opened by anything#but I'm stressed. the inspection process already crashed on me once. and I'm alone and behind schedule for closing up shop.#and because I learned a rule as a kid. locks can't be opened by different keys. and I had 3 different keys.#so I call my tool tech again and I'm like man I don't know which is the right key they all turn in the starter#(it's electric so it's not like an engine turns on or anything.) and my tech is very clearly confused and I'm panicking because this guy's#been trying to rent this boom lift for the past thirty minutes and the program crashed and now this green kid doesn't know which key to use#and anyway. I realize all too late that any of the 3 keys would work (even though they're. once again. literally KEYED DIFFERENT)#and I have a mortifying moment where I just.. hand him the key and am like “any of them would work”#and I've been sleeping like shit the last few days so I've been stuttering like hell and he's been giving me sympathetic looks the wholetime#and anyway I'm gonna go down myself in the bathtub or something I feel like a fucking idiot#need one of those “be patient I have autism” shirts or something.#and like.. I'm MAD. because keys are supposed to work how keys work. I got taught how locks work and now they work differently??? ughhhhh#I know it's stupid but I'm mad because it's a stupid little thing and now I look like a fucking idiot and I'm not and yet I am#I know if I were R this wouldn't bother me and I would laugh and be able to slow down my mind enough to speak slowly and clearly#but I can't I'm not her I'm not wearing my armor right now I'm stuck weak and stupid and I know I'm venting I know I know I know I know#I should add the vent tag so people can block this accordingly. so you can ignore my- no calm down buddy don't get that self pitying okay?#hey it's alright. I'm gonna post this and we're gonna have a chat okay?
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Man, I absolutely love the worldbuilding in this podcast. The guise of an alien god who, upon being cut off from said god, completely forgets it was anything but a mask? What does the puppet do, once it loses its puppeteer?
Like a lost child indeed….
#malevolent#toast talks#toast’s malevolent thoughts#the thing with Forgotten Ones being repeatedly compared to children in this episode#and Arthurs own backstory is fucking interesting#maybe Johns not the only one going on a bit of a redemptive journey here#here’s round two Lester. don’t leave this one in a bathtub#it does help that John can turn off a tap on his own#malevolent spoilers
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i would like. to love sometime. thanks
#my gay ass almost started crying in the bathtub last night.#because i was. thinking about a hypothetical wedding again#while listening to Days of Candy by beach house#if i got married it would be secular. and that song sounds like a hymn to me. but without the christianity part#anyway. i am 28 years old#i have had one long distance boyfriend. one awkward coffee date. and i have never held hands with another man#let alone kissed or be held by one#my only experience with physical intimacy has been SA from women#i hope that someday. someday i get to experience love like other people do#in the interim. i have my wistful daydreams.#could this be classified as trauma dumping. idk. i think its okay for men to be vulnerable sometimes#i am going to listen to beach house.
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