#which is why they werent real yet....bc there arent enough ppl wishing for that consistently and for a long time | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

skunkes · 2 months ago

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back on the horse and clasping my hands with my eyes shut begging the universe to please let me get what I want because most everyone in my life could tell you that I never ask for anything, ignoring that the queue for Cheye's Wishes is still processing and rejecting 500 billion "can my imaginary boyfriend please come to life" requests first

#talkys #i need to make a little drawing of this i think abt this all the time #when i was small i thot that wishes being granted was real but that the more difficult ones need more processing time #so like in order to pull off wishing unicorns into existence you'd really really need to put that time in #which is why they werent real yet....bc there arent enough ppl wishing for that consistently and for a long time #so its like man the reason im never moving out is bc ive only been wishing for that for so little compared to the please let al #emerge from my bathtub tomorrow requests

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