#there was no mind flayer

[bearsbeetsbeskar]

all that fucking commotion and hype for the darksaber, only for moff gideon to crush it like a soda can.

[kororobus]

i adore my bloodthirsty lizard so much

[morganbritton132]

Continuing a bit from this

Because that was a fluke, right?

Steve Harrington sat at their lunch table, asked a bunch of questions, and took notes as some sort of prank, right? It’s never going to happen again. Right?

But he’s there again today (“Fucking hell”) sitting at their table, waving them over when he spots them like, “I was thinking about that depression filter you told me about. Makes no sense.”

“It’s, uh…” Jeff tries, accepting Steve’s offered applesauce. “It���s a perception filter.”

“Ohhh, that makes more sense.”

Steve opens his notebook, marks something out, and writes over it. He looks up like, “About this guy Griffon.”

And that’s how it goes. Steve asks questions. They provide answers. They realize that Steve must have some hearing loss in his left ear and adjust to that. Steve cracks a joke they don’t understand and adjusts to them, and it’s…fun.

Gareth accidentally elbows Steve in the ribs and Steve winces hard because his ribs are still fucked up from the fight. They all think this is over now and things will go back to normal but Steve…apologizes?? For being weird??? To weirdos?

“Oh, god,” Jeff says after lunch, watching Steve and Grant walk off in the same direction. “We have to keep him.”

Gareth sighs, “Eddie is going to hate this.”

[fukiana]

BALDUR'S GATE 3 (2023) dev. Larian Studios

[kirain]

Ilithid Tav: Do you still love me?

Shadowheart: I'm willing to try, but...let's be discrete about it. Maybe put a bag over your head.

Lae'zel: I'm out. Later.

Wyll: Yes, but...let's stuff you in a corner somewhere. I'll visit when I can.

Halsin: ...Let's take it slow.

Karlach: To the hells and back. No, literally. Come to hell with me.

Astarion: Gods you're ugly. Are you even still you? I guess we can try it, but I'd rather be friends.

Minthara: Of course. I'm a freak in the sheets. Now let's go kill something.

Gale: PUBLIC WEDDING! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART!

Art by: Varlfhanred

[nihilsart]

THE MACHINES OF ULTRAKILL This project was fun and painful at the same time Consider reblogging and following if you enjoy my work

[thedomesticanthropologist]

Small brain idea: all companions are player-sexual to make the romances balanced regardless of gender

Medium brain idea: Companions were written specifically to be bi/pan on purpose as part of who they are

UNHINGED HEADCANON: MIND FLAYERS ONLY TARGETED HOT BISEXUALS FOR THEIR TADPOLE INSERTION

[catbatart]

ALRIGHT YA NERDS! MOUSEPADS ARE LISTED!

I'm placing my order for Werewolves AND Mindflayers (and more Owlbears since I've run out!) These should be done by November and should ship out by the holidays!

As some of y'all may know, these guys are NOT cheap to produce. The minimum quantity per design is 50 and the cost per piece drives my overall order to over $2k. So PREORDERS HELP A LOT!

So considering a Christmas or birthday gift? Know you'll want this for yourself? Please consider preordering!

[diesvitae]

The Emperor each time Tav does something stupid.

[winter-wise]

Some of the companions will break up with mind flayer!Tav, Astarion needs an adjustment period, Shadowheart and Wyll will stay with their mind flayer companion but it will have to be discreet, Halsin's perspective is 'maybe we can build a community that will accept a mind flayer as part of it'

Meanwhile Gale's like "can't wait to have a huge fancy wedding to my mind flayer lover in front of Waterdeep and my entire family"

[therainscene]

The Morning Visitor by Dino Buzzati reminds me of Will Byers so I redrew it with Will Byers, enjoy 🙃

[volno]

Look me dead in the eyes and tell me that this wasn't exactly how the Emperor talks to you about it.

[thuun]

Exploring some fashion with Auzzimaks, the handsome old illithilich. Art by Tealix.

I headcanon that undead illithids tend to maintain themselves better than human liches, as mindflayers are generally more vain. Auz takes extreme pride in his appearance, and takes any opportunity to show off his excellent taste. Man has an unrivaled skincare routine.

He easily has the most extravagant and luxurious wardrobe, only matched by Felix (who he regularly spoils with shopping trips.)

[redundantz]

Jumpscare of my life

[lucidpeech]

The Emperor, in Alexander McQueen RTW 2023

[mintcrows]

thats not an intellect devourer....