i adore my bloodthirsty lizard so much
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Ilithid Tav: Do you still love me?
Shadowheart: I'm willing to try, but...let's be discrete about it. Maybe put a bag over your head.
Lae'zel: I'm out. Later.
Wyll: Yes, but...let's stuff you in a corner somewhere. I'll visit when I can.
Halsin: ...Let's take it slow.
Karlach: To the hells and back. No, literally. Come to hell with me.
Astarion: Gods you're ugly. Are you even still you? I guess we can try it, but I'd rather be friends.
Minthara: Of course. I'm a freak in the sheets. Now let's go kill something.
Gale: PUBLIC WEDDING! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART!
Art by: Varlfhanred
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Small brain idea: all companions are player-sexual to make the romances balanced regardless of gender
Medium brain idea: Companions were written specifically to be bi/pan on purpose as part of who they are
UNHINGED HEADCANON: MIND FLAYERS ONLY TARGETED HOT BISEXUALS FOR THEIR TADPOLE INSERTION
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The Emperor each time Tav does something stupid.
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Some of the companions will break up with mind flayer!Tav, Astarion needs an adjustment period, Shadowheart and Wyll will stay with their mind flayer companion but it will have to be discreet, Halsin's perspective is 'maybe we can build a community that will accept a mind flayer as part of it'
Meanwhile Gale's like "can't wait to have a huge fancy wedding to my mind flayer lover in front of Waterdeep and my entire family"
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The Morning Visitor by Dino Buzzati reminds me of Will Byers so I redrew it with Will Byers, enjoy 🙃
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Look me dead in the eyes and tell me that this wasn't exactly how the Emperor talks to you about it.
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Exploring some fashion with Auzzimaks, the handsome old illithilich. Art by Tealix.
I headcanon that undead illithids tend to maintain themselves better than human liches, as mindflayers are generally more vain. Auz takes extreme pride in his appearance, and takes any opportunity to show off his excellent taste. Man has an unrivaled skincare routine.
He easily has the most extravagant and luxurious wardrobe, only matched by Felix (who he regularly spoils with shopping trips.)
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thats not an intellect devourer....
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I always wondered how the emperor kept an eye on us..
alternatively,
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