#there is not a single bone left in there
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so i may have started the corabelle lives AU on a whim and while doing some research i made a wonderful discovery:
bell-mere is left-handed!
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guess which arm arlong fucks up?
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:)
#this story just keeps getting better and better#*slaps wip affectionately* this baby can fit so much hurt/comfort#the more i look at her arm in that second picture#the more my skin crawls#there is not a single bone left in there#okay back to work hehe#fanfic wip#fic planning#bell mère#bellemere
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i rarely if ever go "he would NOT fucking say that" about this cat books EXCEPT for FIRESTAR of all people defending clear sky and kissing his boots. ALSO, firestar and graystripe have no reason to even be commenting on this situation except to be a mouthpiece for how SAD AND LONELY AND NICE clear sky is, this happens with EVERY shitty man the writers get attached to.
It's the most forced thing I've ever read, I think I've done a Reverse Ghandi and clipped through the roof of the rage integer and just come right back around into humor. This writer is sooooo maaaaadd, they had to take the two most beloved characters in the series and imagine them naysaying all the haters to cope with the intense trauma of Internet People Don't Like My OC :(
We really have blown right past "annoying amounts of on-screen toesucking," they've recruited soldiers in the Great Toesucking War. This is only something you do when you're Completely And Totally Unbothered by meanies saying terrible things like "Clear Sky should stop beating the shit out of random women."
#Reference: Ghandi was made into a character in a video game with a funny glitch#That his peacefulness stat was so high if you did a single thing nice to him. It would go from 999 to... 0#Which turned Ghandi into a warmonger who would launch a nuke at you if you even smiled in his general direction#It became a meme in all subsequent entries#and I started using 'Ghandi'd' for 'becoming so mad I clipped into a new emotion' and it hasn't left my lexicon :/#bone babble
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i want 2 be the type of person that wears funky socks
#they r so cool.... but god. they r so expensive#20 dollars for a single pair.... i... .#ive always just got the cheapest bundle of black ones at the giant tiger for 6 bucks#or all the ones w designs i have now r from the dollarstore n they r a lil fuckd up altho they are one of my most prized possessions#i got them all around halloween so theyre themed around it#and one is like foot bones except theyre both the same design#givin me 2 left feet#also they are very thin
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being the youngest sibling is coming in handy in terms of fucking up. like yeah i may have just scraped a car trying to park but at least i didn't leave the car in neutral (with my little sibling in it) for it to roll away and hit the neighbor's car... or rear end somebody... or have somebody change lanes into me on the highway... or get t-boned... lol
#dw i left my phone number and email#scary...#finn says shit#funny that ive been there for every single one of my siblings accidents (passenger in the t-boning/backseat in the lane changing incident/l#ft in the runaway car [i jumped out lol] except for one)#for tumblrs eyes only
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ugh i really am kind of fucking devastated about shadow and bone. it's not even about wanting to see specific book moments with specific blorbos, even tho there were in fact So Many storylines that the varying actors never got to play with the way they deserved to..... i just.
i liked the writing so much.
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#like i have the books i don't need to see a 1 to 1 of the book stuff on the screen. I Read Them Already#but it was SUCH a joy to see how creatively pieces of book canon were being fleshed out and updated and rearranged#you could TELL how much the writers and directors love storytelling and love this story specifically and now. :(.#luv what s2 did for-fucking-ever tho. For-Fucking-Ever. i dont care that every single storyline was left unresolved#WHATTA SANDBOX. i guess this means i have free rein to write 'dark alina has two hands' fic#that does cheer me. no canon hollywood thing would involve polyamory bc we arent there yet#THE KITKAT VERSION THOUGH. IN MY HEAD IT'S SO OBNOXIOUS#shadow and bone#negative#i suppose
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Either i wasn't 100% well after my recent covid or my immune system sucks so much that i got sick again
Feeling extra whiney and miserable atm
#kers ramblings#37.5 is like the worse one there is. your whole body feels like every single bone in it hurts and also you shiver#honestly fuck that#i don't even have much of meds left in my stash so I'm just gonna chug on some good old paracetamol
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a little upsetting to see any mention of palestine or gaza completely removed from the trending page and even on my dash. the volume of posts have also slowed down, which is incredible considering the sheer volume of agonizing reports we have been receiving from those at the al shifa hospital. please do not let silly things like 'boops' distract you completely from the ongoing genocide.
#free palestine#free gaza#i saw a post this morning- it was the first thing i woke up to- of a reporter filming the bodies that were left behind#in the wake of the israeli forces occupying and burning and destroying al shifa hospital#the reporter lingered on the completed blackened and burned skeleton of a martyr- not a single bit of flesh or anything left to identify#them at all- just burned bones#al shifa hospital
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things i would change in lita if i were in charge:
put Rain in a dorm room instead of living at home
a large part of why Phayu/Rain doesn't work for me is because we don't get to see Rain develop on his own...ever, really. he's in college, but he's living at home, living off his parents' money, still updating his mom on his where abouts like he's in high school. he goes from being closely entwined with/dependent on them to being highly dependent on Phayu. Phayu/Rain didn't come off as "Rain's making stupid and risky decisions but that's part of growing up," which i would've enjoyed, it comes off as ".....no, seriously Rain, can you make this decision?"
moving Rain into a dorm would've given him some much needed independence. even if though he would've still been reliant on his parents financially, there's still the growth that comes from being away from your parents' daily influence, managing your own space, managing your own personal well-being, etc. that would've been Rain's starting point for independent growth. vs canon, where Rain's start in independent growth was an intensely sexual relationship with a highly independent guy (nooot really anything i'm comfortable with myself). Rain can enjoy being coddled/spoiled/etc (which i like! good for him!), but the writers never gave him a chance to figure out who he was on his own, so the relationship as is doesn't land for me :/
more Phayu interacting with the garage family
i really like the glimpses of Phayu's character that we get. he has a lot of contradictions that look like so much fun to explore, but his characterization often gets shuffled to the side in favor of kink. the most interesting Phayu scenes are always the ones where it's not just him and Rain which......really sucks. the Prapai/Sky sex scenes reveal a lot about them as individual characters as well as how they interact with each other. Phayu/Rain sex scenes kinda touch on how they act together, but the main thing they do is tell me more than i want to know about the writers' personal kinks. hell, most of what Rain learns about Phayu as a person is discovered through other people--which is really annoying! i want to be learning more about this guy through his interactions with Rain, not primarily the gossip other people tell Rain. that doesn't happen until like, ep6-7, which is the literal end of their personal arc and mostly spent away from each other. sighs.
more Saifah
quality character, highly underutilized. i love his eyerolls, but the writers never really did much with him to bring him past that point :( i can extrapolate a lot, but canon developed Sig in the second half of the show more than they did Saifah for all of it. Saifah is Phayu's literal twin brother and business partner, and some random architect student got more of a character than him. this is not a complaint on Sig, i fucking adore that guy, but it's a bizarre writing choice.
more kidnapping aftermath
seriously. what the fuck. TWO kidnapping scenarios, the entire reason why i watched this show, and you guys couldn't cut out any of the 1905t59488993e repeated scenes to give me more than 2 minutes of kidnapping aftermath? who the fuck even cares about trucks driving on roads
things i would not change in lita if i were in charge:
Chai showing up to rescue Phayu and Rain wearing a zebra print shirt. sensational. 10/10, no notes
#love in the air#didn't mean for this to be so heavy on phayu/rain but there's not really anything i'd change about prapai/sky#their arc has settled in my brain and rattled me to my bones#the only thing i'm >:( on is the lack of kidnapping aftermath#and the way the mafia was utilized but thats what crossovers are for#but phayu/rain........sighs#the writers clearly have a big/little kink#not my kink but cool for them#but college graduate / college freshman isn't a huge age/experience difference#so they massively exaggerated it by making Rain as literal childish* as they could while making Phayu over competent**#by not developing the first part of Phayu/Rain properly the second half doesn't land#*childish as in still dependent on parents/still living at home/still hugely naive like a child with little *chance* for independent growth#**except in rescuing boyfriends from kidnapping. i have no complaints its fucking great i wouldnt change a single thing#the other odd thing about the Phayu/Rain big/little kink is that it clashes badly with the fantastic point they made with Sky's arc#and how his age+gen isolation+lack of grown experiences#left him extremely vulnerable to Gun's manipulations and grooming#SIGHS
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I’m always so fascinated by people’s bad roommate stories. I’m not sure I’ll ever live with someone I haven’t vetted extensively beforehand ever again
#every living situation where i’ve been assigned roommates randomly; i always seem to get one person who is an absolute angel#and 1-2 people who are honestly fucked up#i lived in halls 1 year of undergrad and everyone was kind of equally insane. honestly no one stood out as particularly bad#because everyone was just constantly screaming. i dealt with it by going home most weekends and getting noise cancelling headphones#3rd year of undergrad i lived in a suite which.. honestly was basically an apartment. had a living room/kitchenette; a toilet; a shower room#and 4 bedrooms#one of my roommates i’m still friends with to this day but honestly they were and are kind of a ridiculous person#like they were actively dealing drugs most of the year and their boyfriend was around most of the time and they would bone LOUDLY#and that’s the good roommate. so you can imagine the other two#one of the others.. honestly wasn’t a bad roommate; she was helpful and clean and civil#she was loud as hell though. she used to have attacks of insomnia and decide to rearrange her furniture at 3 in the morning#and we shared a wall. she also had an illegal pet rabbit.#our personalities just didn’t mesh well; like it became clear pretty fast that we were going to spend as little time together as possible#third roommate was loud; rude; annoying and gross. she’d be calling people at 7am just to yell down the phone to them about her problems#i was like who is picking up the phone to this bitch. she also picked up on my homosexual vibes in that way that homophobic straight girls#always seem to have; and was convinced i had a crush on her. and she bought a betta fish (allowed according to dorm rules) and then it died#because she didn’t want to take care of it properly. and she refused to do anything for herself#like she was always breaking shit and leaving it because she didn’t want to email or call maintenance. so then i’d have to do it#because it was always something we specifically shared. like a set of shelves she put a fucking 5lb shampoo bottle on. twice.#in grad school it was almost the same thing. one angel roommate who was kind of messy but otherwise fantastic#she rolled the best joints i have ever seen. and i still miss her cat cali#it was the men that were the problem. one was an international student who left after a month and bothered nobody#like to the point i didn’t notice when he moved out because he was so innocuous#the other two though….. so one of them started hooking up with my favourite roommate and immediately became SUPER annoying#the other one stole shit; left lights on all the time; left fridge and cupboard and freezer doors open; tried to guilt trip me#into giving him my weed; played mariah carey at 2am; never bought a single cleaning product or household item for the collective#unless you told him to…… he was even using my toothpaste at one point. like. sir.#oh and he was always dirtying other people’s dishes and cookware and leaving them in the sink for days. and leaving big chunks of food#in the sink. it was fucking gross#personal
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sigma could have been such an interesting character if theyd more delved into his role making the ambidex project and the conviction mindset needed for that and and how his young -> old -> young iterations of himself feel about facing each other
sigma displays some of the most compassion of any ze character over the course of vlr and he's the guy who set it up but there's like little room for him to dwell on that with the pacing of the ending of vlr and the back to back reveals and ztd just like. there Isn't conflict and he's.. he acts different than vlr but in a way that he's just like. calmer and more serious more or less imo
when akane offscreen and in implication must deal with the horror of discovering she is the mastermind thats been tormenting the players of 999 she reckons with the fact that is a person she will grow into of her own volition. she will end up holding that conviction herself she Is zero, zero is her future. she'll end up a person who decided to do all of that herself
sigma isnt the same because sigma really is not zero. its just a title for him its still akane with all the driving will and planning, he is just executing her plans. sigmas role is to do what someone else told him. and she tells him to do something thats theoretically fundamentally against his rather strong sense of morality, to an end that does align with it. but it still must have had to shift significantly. it is not a plan on his own conviction and it is not an even plan between equals because akane always has her own agenda and she lies to him about it. but apparently she does it convincingly enough that sigma keeps a conviction that wasn't his own, one to follow instructions for a goal he's been given and accepted without much of his own thought in the moment we see him agree to it, for Forty Five Years
#peneleope scott moonsickness sigma thoughts.#(and in your blood you know whats right. and in your bones you know whats wrong. and in your throat you know youre lying to kids)#(and there is not a single choice left to make.)#fuckin there was so much in vlr to work with#and im aware like... how much is the game really not giving as much information and implication about sigma to chew on as there is abt akan#and how much is just me having thought Significantly more about akane lol#wgatever. hi#junpei you hearing this shit!?#Σ🌕Σ
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i’m never taking romantic advice from some motherfucker who never broke up with their first highschool sweetheart
#vent#this might sound mean so if this is you stop reading#‘why do you want a relationship so badly blah blah’ you’ve never felt the bone deep loneliness of being the only single friend as an adult#and the existential dread that you will be left alone when all of your friends get married and live with their spouses#because you’ve never had to actually date or learn how to be single#which like it’s fine like we all have different lives but you truly don’t know shit. sorry!
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Got abducted, drugged and assaulted but I can check "tried cocaine" off my bucket list!!
#Rape tw#I spent 9 hours in the hospital and I hesitate to say that was the worst part but I'm also not fully lying#The hospital was incompetent as shit I was left alone for 4 hours before they got me a Tylenol#There was at least an hour wait between every single step of the post rape procedure#They also gave me an injection of HIV medication just in case and did it twice bc he hit bone the first time smfh
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hi jason! sorry if youve answered this before, but what does aaoc stand for? i love the posts that you tag as such so im curious :]
its my tag for posts that remind me of my wip fic(s) !! i havent 100% settled on what to name the series yet but pretty early on in development i stumbled upon that passage by julian k jarboe (from the book everyone on the moon is essential personnel) that goes
Why does God create grapes and wheat, but not wine and bread? God does this because God wants us to share in the act of creation. To be how you made me, to become how God made me, though you, I can remake myself. You and I: we are already only whole, and shifting towards the divine.
and the author also has a tweet relating this concept to transsexuality and youve probably already seen one or both of these floating around on tumblr already but whatever i just wanted to center my t4t hannigram fic around these quotes cause theyre just. so good.
so yeah it stands for "an act of creation" except it should probably be "#taoc" if i wanted it to match the original quote but i cba to go and change it now which is probably not how placeholder tags are meant to work !! oh well . fic playlist <3
#sorry idk if u were asking me abt the tag in general or just the acronym but whatever . infodump time#i have not answered this ask before <3 i rarely get asks and even more rarely answer them 💀#ask#aaoc#i dont even know how much religious themes to include in the fic bc im like the worst person to attempt to write that (<- raised atheist)#but character wise it would only make sense and it would literally make the narrative so much more layered#anyways . some things that go in the tag:#autocannibalism + transsexuality as violence + transsexuality as cannibalism which is like . thesis statement#rural american towns/houses#wolf/dog symbolism + deer & antler symbolism + especially the two combined#literally any pictures of knives but especially those ones made of canine teeth or deer bones. or ones that just have swag gender vibes#knives r gonna be a big thing for young will and theyre basically his symbolic wolf teeth. but maybe fashioned out of whats left of the doe#and of course literally anything else that has to do with/reminds me of trans hannibal or trans will or t4t hannigram or dark!will#ditto with the characters' youths at any point in time since im writing backstories for both of em as well as a florence hannigram arc#and idk sometimes i just go by vibes. sometimes a post is hannigram but ever so slightly different so it must go in the tag#i seriously cant wait til school is over and i can finally go thru my tag and write scenes/notes of what every single post reminds me of#my thought process for the most recent one was just. gore goes on the hanniblog by default + androgyny = defiance of gender norms = aaoc#then it made me think of our convo abt hannibals relationship with japanese culture and also what would body horror be for young hannibal?#so yeah basically just things for my brain to chew on for inspiration#sorry abt the tag wall im normal abt this au (lying) and also just wanted to write down a list of things to tag for personal reference
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his little fanny pack on his desidia ghillie suit makes me giggle, him and his sniper are out on the field when they start feeling eachother up and he pulls back all excited like "wait!" then pulls out a condom and/or lube from it
oh my god
I like the idea that he has a lot of weird shit that couldn't conceivably fit in there but somehow does, so he's just prepared for every situation, yay us
#I mean I'm proud of you sir#way to be prepared#I sure hope it's a new condom#we've already established how warm and chafing those suits can be#anon replies#lmao wait#I have not written a single condom into any of my stories#imagine getting monster man to wear one#getting the biggest size possible#ain't no one wanna be pregnant with monster spawn#i just write in an au slightly to the left where anything above the vaginal canal doesn't exist#reader is a genderless being with zero internal organs and exactly 3 bones#pussy and sass and That's It#*insert joke about unrealistic beauty standards for the queer community*#if I could choose 3 bones I know exactly which ones I'd choose#and hopefully so can you#i need a nap
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bitches be like i'm so glad mal and alina were tortured less in the show but i'm still book based tho i'm still booked based. i'm bitches.
#sab spoilers#shadow and bone spoilers#s&b spoilers#shadow and bone season 2 spoilers#pls i don't know any other way to tag#if it happened on a boat it no longer happened on a boat is the way to sum up 90% of the changes actually#i still have 30 min left but i had a blast#ooc.#tbd.#i actually probably have the most Opinions about genya??? ironic#they cut out both of the sa scenes they did that for ME#as someone who hated nik in s&s i thoroughly enjoyed him here#i still cried for him at the end of s&s tho and seeing that would have wrecked me#unpop opinion maybe but i love the way they integrate the crows into the sab trilogy i think they do it really well#i had fun!!!!!!!!#also every single hug was doen for me all of them were for me specifically
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v wearing distressed (an understatement) pants and johnny being an old man says "nice pants how much did you pay for the holes" and v has to think for a bit too long because infact those pants are frankenstein'd together out of 5 different pants and other pieces of clothing
#sammy says shit#oc:v#v: damn dude do you have a single punk bone left in your body#honestly johnny is impressed when she explains it to him#he just assumed she paid a lot of money for those instead of diy-ing them#one of the first steps of understanding and growing to like each other#😌😌😌
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