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people nowadays acting like piracy is such a sin is so confusing to me when years ago it was normal to do. people enjoyed art and media so much that they would do anything to get it, which was understandable to everybody. nowadays, if you can't afford a subscription you shouldn't be watching a movie or tv show or reading books
#like i truly don't get it#as a 2000s baby it makes no sense#i always pirate anything that i need or can't afford#especially with the hybe boycott#it became so easy for me to download music again#because that's i would do back in the day to listen to music#there is a lot of media nowadays that is disappearing#and the only way they can survive is through piracy#so nobody will ever make me have disdain for it#of for people who do it#tris.txt
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Single dad!Solomon headcanons
Whb au where Solomon never disappeared, He's just retired raising baby Ra-on
Cw: He calls you Ra-Ra As a little nickname, He still lives next door too Kim's family he just goes to hell for work trips, Peepaw becomes Papa as he retires to the human world for the first time since fucking decades, The devils Kings are basically your uncles in this AU and a relationship with them is purely platonic
If any devil or human asks where's the other parent Solomon will always make some sort of wild ass excuse instead of telling them the truth.
Solomon has severely underestimated taking care of a child He has dealt with countless conflicts spanning from his kingdom in the land of the old to disputes in hell but never once did he grow gray hairs as much as taking care of you. You are a handful and the kings are amused on how a small human spawn can cause the great Solomon to worry as much as he does.
He never brings you to hell He feels like it's too dangerous for you. Because the air is pretty much poison but the demons are free to visit on earth as long as they don't cause trouble.
Your first word was a cuss word (Satan's fault). Much to Solomon's dismay.
Solomon admits to having... Troubles since his time in the new world everything is so different... With you in his arms he travels the world right now he's staying in Korea a marvelous place however a little too advanced for his tastes. He's only staying because the neighbors are very nice and their newest son seems to have taken a liking to you. And he thinks it's good for you to have a little friend.
He has no idea how social media works shortly before you were born he just now got a phone, and a computer because he thought it would be helpful to find parenting advice on 'the internet' as he calls it. He still has his fucking 1990's brick ass dinosaur computer. With a mess of sticky notes labeled with miscellaneous passwords and reminders.
Why Ra-Ra? In Korean, Ra-on means happy and joyful, which you bring him, and Ra means many things in Egypt. Ra is the sun god, and you are a light bundle to him. And spiritually it also means King of the deities. And you can be a little bit of a diva. And because Mammon put you in a dinosaur costume the last time he babysat because when you were angry you stomped your feet. Of course that's not what he really named you.
Solomon has had a lot of close calls, the normally calm and laid-back Solomon was worried that if He took your eyes off for a single second You might get hurt.
He spends a lot of his time caring for you and when he isn't The neighbors are happy to babysit you nowadays he's so busy He even forgets to shave, no he has 5:00 shadow most of the time Asmodeus really likes the change.
Speaking of Asmodeus, surprisingly out of all the demons he was most excited that Solomon had a baby, He was so excited in fact that he calls you his child. And he sends Solomon gifts just for you. Solomon tells him to quit, But that hasn't stopped him
#whb#what in hell is bad#whb solomon#I see y'all wanting single dad Solomon and I'm not opposed on that idea#let me know if you want more.
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-MHA (1-A) as nowadays teenagers- social media mostly (stereotypes).
PT.1- the boys.
—>part 2 (the girls)
inspired by those “mha as American high schoolers tiktoks.”
The first section of this post has the ones I wanted to emphasize on the most then the second section will be just mentions of the boys that I found would be basic in my opinion or I couldn’t think about the concept of them being like the teenagers we have at this time,
Izuku:
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This guy is active on social media 24/7.
He LOVES sending streaks on snap of everything happening, he finished studying? He is sending a streak announcing it; he was reading? He is sending a streak announcing it; he was on a call? He is sending a streak announcing it; you get the point.
His bitmoji looks like a carbon copy of him, he does not mess around when it comes to it.
The type of person to have a million different accounts on one platform: One is his main, One is his spam, One is for close friends, one for edits, etc. If you ask him for his handle or username he’ll say “which account?” or give you a specific one depending on who you are.
If he gets left on opened he deletes the message even for him only to avoid feeling embarrassed.
His music taste just depends on tiktok for the most part as he listens to audios there all the time for his edits.
I like to think that All might (or the pro-heroes in general) would be a professional player (sports) of some sort in this universe so Izuku would edit him like how people edit football/American soccer and basketball players.
He’s known in the editing community on tiktok and he loves the mutuals concept.
Not a lot of people he knows are aware of his editing hobby only Kirishima since they share it (Kiri does edits of crimson riot)— they would have that RMA fan and Barca fan friendship dynamic. (trust)
Trains the sport All Might is a professional in (and he is determined to be as good as All Might).
Part of the sassy men apocalypse.
Plays Roblox once in a blue moon and only for his friends.
Despite his extremely high screen time: he is actually smart academically.
If you’re playing a match with him (in teams, and sports that include, balls, passing, dribbling, etc.) and you have the ball, he will beg you to pass for him to shoot, but he still misses.
He likes the downtown boy style because he thinks it’s comfortable but Inko hates it.
He isn’t popular but he is still known,
Katsuki:
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He barely has any social media platforms but for the ones he does have: it’s always just some private account that he only accepts people he knows on.
He sends his daily streaks and it’s always just the classic “S” drawn poorly on a black screen.
He only uses his story to repost other stories he was mentioned in.
His profile picture on every platform is a picture one of his friends took of him hiding his face using his hand, if it isn’t that photo: he just makes it a black screen.
He would send a tiktok or two every few months to a friend and then disappear again.
His main social media app is snapchat: that is what he uses for texting, calls and whatever other business he wants to do.
His snapscore is over 100k.
“wyll” warrior: if yk, yk.
Kirishima’s gym bro but never talks about it, it’s kiri who can’t help but bring it up.
Despite his somewhat “cold” personality, this mf is the definition of scared of girls: not even in the male manipulator way, he is just scared of them or avoids them.
He just wears plain shirts and hoodies, he doesn’t dedicate his clothes to a specific category: just wears what he wants.
Just expect the unexpected from him.
He is the captain of at least one sports team in his school.
He never studies (according to him) yet gets the highest marks somehow and everyone admires him for it.
Shoto:
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He does not use social media at all, nearest thing he has to that is his phone number that’s about it.
Just uses his phone to call people or message them on imessage.
He does not get any joke or reference you tell him that comes from tiktok (referring to brainrot) or any other social media app for that matter unless you explain it to him.
He does backhanded jokes though that are actually hilarious.
Wears whatever he finds in his wardrobe, he does not have a specific clothing style.
His texts are as dry as a dessert.
He’s just there and everyone is here for it.
He’s the “non-chalant” guy every girl on tiktok posts about, and since he is canonically attractive: he is the topic of a lot of girl gossip sessions.
He is like an old man when it comes to phones.
He is very dedicated when it comes to sports, he will not hesitate to continue even when he is injured.
He likes listening to lo-fi and calming music in general: it helps him focus.
Him are Iida are study buddies, nobody can tell me otherwise.
He’s the guy you go to for notes if you missed any during class.
Koda:
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He uses his social media accounts for photography.
He also tries to raise awareness about current problems in the world using his platforms.
He surprisingly has a lot of followers due to his insane skills.
He is the quiet guy who everyone knows in terms of appearance but nobody would actually remember him on a name basis except if they are friends with him.
Does not participate in school matches or anything sports related in general.
His mom packs him his lunch and honestly nobody says anything because he isn’t too loud about it either.
He is a really wholesome guy and anyone who knows him loves that for him.
He was raised right and has manners.
He is a vegan but not one of those crazy ones, he just does it for himself and he might not agree with the choice of eating meat but he won’t be an ass to you for it.
He’s the hotspot guy of the class, he always has mobile data so he could post wherever and whenever he’d like, people always borrow it from him and he has no problem whatsoever.
He does not have any unresolved problems with anyone whatsoever.
Everyone from school who has social media follows his accounts and he is just mutuals with people he probably never talked to before in person.
He loves posting bird chirping audios and videos and he made a couple audios that actually got used by a ton of people.
He is average academically and none of the teachers have any concerns when it comes to him.
He wears anything as long as it isn’t made out of fur, leather or anything that comes from an animal.
Ejiro:
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His parents despise his phone, he is always on it no matter what in their eyes.
He will spam you with tiktoks no matter who you are, he doesn’t even expect a reply (but if you do he appreciates it) he just likes sharing videos.
EVERYONE knows about his edit account compared to Izuku, he’s the editor of the class.
He does not mess around when it comes to protein and nutrition.
He sends gym and training snap streaks.
If he has a crush, he will try to hint it using videos on social media and he will send you cute tiktoks saying he appreciates you and stuff.
He makes videos of him reaching his lifting PRs in the gym and always has phonk music in the background.
He has a highlight on instagram for only motivational quotes he posts weekly on his story.
All of his bios have a Crimson Riot quote in them.
He’s a great athlete and has respect for you even if you’re on the opposing team.
He is the captain of one sports team as well and all of his teammates love him.
He uses “🤨” and “AYOOOO” while texting.
He’s the type of guy to say “YAYAYAYAY” on text unironically.
if he isn’t on his phone, he is playing Fortnite or minecraft with his friends (mostly Denki) and he loves it.
He is the type to scream in games and use curse words even in a friendly way.
He spams the repost button on tiktok and the add to story button, it is an addiction at this point.
He has a girl best friend (Mina) and he is open about it in every way possible.
He is pretty chill with everyone: boy or girl, no girl gets the feeling that he has a crush on her unless he visibly shows it and he’s the annoying type of guy friend who’s sarcastically rude to you but knows his limits.
If you’re a girl and have a crush on his friend, you wouldn’t be able to help but tell him and you can actually trust him with it.
He hates being on bad terms with anybody and just wants to be cool with everyone.
He is just your average teen boy.
He struggles academically and he knows the reason and has always tried to improve but he feels like he can’t.
Denki:
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He is scrolling on tiktok or instagram reels every single second of the day that is if he isn’t playing video games.
Can’t keep a snapstreak for the life of him.
Will respond to every tiktok you send regardless if you sent 1 or 1000 and he enjoys it.
Brainrot is the best thing that has ever happened to him.
He references brainrot in real life every time he gets the chance and he is just known for that, it’s like a staple for him.
He is the “no homo” and “it doesn’t count if we’re wearing socks” type of guy and he pairs it with Kiri’s “AYOOO”s.
Only gets a long with one girl (Jirou) cause he can’t get a long with any other or at least became close with them in contrast to Ejiro.
He loves playing fortnite with Ejiro and Sero and also he is always the host of minecraft worlds and will not forgive you if you kill his wolf/dog.
He begs Izuku and Jirou to play Roblox with him sometimes.
He has a pet and posts stories of them playing together and whatever pet it is loves attacking Denki for no reason.
He is his own person in someway and isn’t the type of guy to depend on someone for a personality but he will depend on the new social media brainrot trend for it.
This man should not be going near a ball or anything sport-related in general, because he’s ass.
Interacts with every post his friends publish and he’s always saying something in the comments.
He loves “homeless-looking” fits.
He is horrible when it comes to academics and he does not even try to improve because he finds no point.
Sero:
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Sero has a surprisingly healthy screen time (only during school days though).
He is always open to playing games with the other guys and if he doesn’t have the game, he will download it even if they will only play it once.
He will watch every tiktok his friends send but will only do short replies because he’s too lazy.
He ADORES movie nights and Spiderman.
All of his profile pictures are group pics of him and his friends.
He is always posting food pictures anywhere in general, he loves the look of it.
He always looks forward to Denki’s replies.
Whenever his friends say something off guard to him: his smile fades or he does the “🤨” face and it just became a running joke in the friend group.
He gets matching socks with his friends because he saw a tiktok trend about it.
He tries to lecture his friends but does the same mistake at the end and just laughs about it.
He reposts news on his instagram stories just to mock it or say something critical at least once a week.
He laughs really loud during class and Denki does NOT help in preventing it at all.
He wears whatever one of his friends is wearing just to match with them because he usually doesn’t feel like choosing a complete outfit.
Has an overwhelming fear of parent-teacher conferences.
He swears that he tries his hardest in studying but he always gets marks as bad as Denki’s and he just accepted it.
Tenya:
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In contrast to what a lot of people believe, I think Tenya would actually have at least one social media platform.
He wouldn’t use social media like his other classmates use it, but rather to help him share announcements quicker to the others since most of them are more active there.
He’d only have outdated minigames on his phone because he used to play with his older brother but other than that, he has nothing.
He offered free tutoring but Ochako convinced him that it would be a good idea to charge at least 1 bucks or something just so he can get a profit out of it.
He loves being organized and unironically has pinterest just to organize his thoughts there and whenever he mentions it, his classmates are shocked.
He hates when anyone sends a tiktok link or something similar to the main class groups because he thinks it’s out of place and bad.
Everyone comes to him for college recommendations.
People think he’d be a teachers’ pet but the teachers aren’t actually that fond of him or just treat him like any other and he actually appreciates that.
He scolds his friends for being too active on social media and that it can affect them in the future not only due to lack of concentration but also due to potential bad digital footprint.
He takes the internet really seriously and avoids anything harmful to keep his digital footprint as clean as possible.
Some of his friends ask him to set up a screen-time system on their devices because they trust him the most with it.
Straight A student and is in all of the advanced classes.
Apologies to:
Aayoma
Tokoyami (💔)
Shoji
Sato
Ojiro
Mineta (not really)
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Im sure you have noticed many radfems talk of how men will use their spouse/partner as basically a second mother, having her do all the chores, the emotional labour, the organisation, etc. And I agree with this take.
But can we talk about how a lot of women, especially trad adjacent ones, also see their male partner as almost a parental figure. The amount of times i’ve seen women use different versions of “I just want a man that can think for me” is too many to count at this point. And it’s common. It’s seen in so much romance media, where the man takes control of everything, all the big decisions. It’s become a whole trope in heterosexual romance books and stories, of a rich man with control issues who sweeps some woman off her feet and makes it so she basically just disappears in his embrace.
This is gonna sound super harsh, but please know it isn’t meant as a critique of them as much as something i’ve noticed. I really do believe a lot of women who crave old school gender roles are very lazy, “useless”(to themselves) people who don’t want to amount to anything in life. The idea of struggle and hardship, heck, even just working TOWARDS something, it scares them so much they would rather be shapeless blobs controlled by someone else. That’s why they fetishize that traditional life style for women. Obviously WE know the women of that time and current time too in those types of homes aren’t just sitting around all day doing nothing, but I really do think a lot of women use it as an escapism fantasy from life.
The way a lot of them describe their sexual fantasies is similar, it’s always what is done to them, like they aren’t actually active participants, like they don’t actually have to make any choices.
I think the reason a lot of men crave a parental figure partner vs the reason a lot of women crave one is very different but they seem to be extremely common nonetheless. And with women I also know it’s a very complex issue of both society telling us our worth, the fact that women nowadays even as the more educated demographic STILL do more housework and emotional labour in relationships, capitalism being horrifyingly exhausting to live under, I could go on. But the point is, I think certain women crave a life of no consequences so that whole “i’m just a girl” and “he thinks for me, he makes the choices” mentality thats unfortunately had a huge uptick in popularity in recent years, I do think it’s women craving a parental figure as a partner. Not to say it’s anything linked to incest, i’m not trying to make freudian connections here, but I think the role of a parent is to take responsibility for the child and they crave that floating consequence free existence of a child.
I dunno, is what I’m saying completely deranged? Let me know.
Anon, I'm gonna try to be respectful and hold your hand when I say this... YOU'RE RIGHT! Thought I was gonna get condescending on your ass, huh? 😎🤪
Firstly, don't undercut your words with "I dunno." You made a completely logical point and casually explained yourself so eloquently I wouldn't be surprised if English wasn't your first language.
Secondly! I have seen this too! This weird, "take care of me" emphasis from both sides of the camp. Is it laziness? I wouldn't cast that aside for a second. But I think it's also this strange reaction to the present world. At least in the U.S., the economy is shit and people kind of already know that shit is just going to be hard, no matter what. And as humans, we have a weird tendency to swing the pendulum completely to the left or the right. So our reaction to very real, economic hardship that requires frequent "grinding" is to desire a complete release of the wheel, and to have someone else handle the hard stuff.
For some reason, according to social media, you either need to be grindset girl boss or a trad trophy wife which is...yeah. But I don't doubt your point being more of a reason for this. It's bizarre, and you're not crazy.
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Little big rant ahead:
I joined the fandom with the start of ww era after the previous i was in turned into a literal dumpster on fire. And while it was clear in hindsight that the golden era of the tk fandom was around 2012-2014 (maybe it can be stretched to 2015), ww era wasn't bad either. Yeah the majority of the old guard/bfn was inactive or waning their presence a lot and basically disappeared the moment the ww tour ended we still had:
- gif/edit/moodboard makers
- art makers (not a lot but a few at least!!!)
- people posting pics from other social media. Either band photos or encounters with fans. Like people were ''fighting'' to be the first to repost the band insta pics!!
- people who weren't content creators but that at least they reblogged with funny tags. No, i didn't mind seeing the same pic of brandon 7 times during my catch up scrolling if 4 of them put some kind of tags to read in them (funny/horny/roasting him), that was the enrichment!!
Then the tour ended and fandom activity shrunk to 1/10 of what it used to be. Ressurrected briefly for their appearance at glasto 2019.
Lol thais liked a post about me complaining about not wanting to post 2 gifsets i made bc the fandom was too dead and i didn't want to waste them. It's dated 3 years ago!!!
Then 2020 happened. The pandemic, their social media silence on the blm protests (the bar was literally on the floor... we only wanted a social media post giving support!!!! How come the bootlickers were all up brandon's ass about how difficult it was to rewrite a whole verse of land of the free to play on tv in 2 weeks but posting a black pic on insta tagged blm was too hard??? HOW?), the horrific situation of the roadie hazing happened in the past that resurfaced... like i don't blame anyone who didn't want to engage with the band afterwards (bc they are some good reasons!! I will never forget how they let us down! And while the hazing wasn't perpetrated by the band members it was still such a horrible situation that shouldn't have happened!)
But this was a complete mass extinction here on tumblr. Of all the fandom communities this seems the only one that died like this.
We are currently left with
- 3,5 gif makers
- maybe 2 art makers if i include myself
- maybe 2 people posting pics including myself
No consistent edit/moodboards/meme makers no consistent reposting of official pics from their socials. The like/reblog ratio on posts is 3:1 on good days and close to 4:1 or 5:1 on bad days. I wake to notes (when i get any) that are 80-90% likes. Most of the rare reblogs don't have any kind of commentary at all.
I could easily run my queue for 7-10 days just with posts i could find on my dash, almost zero effort bc i was fed content on my dash. Nowadays i need to spend hours on blogs/my drafts/my bookmarks to put something together, only for likes. It gets tiring easily with a soul and energy sucking job to do to survive only to barely get any reward (reblogs with tags to read). This community will never recover on people who refuse to use the reblog button
It's even harder to compare this fandom to the mcr one, yeah it's a quite unique situation bc having such a thriving fandom despite the band being broken up most of tumblr's life is INSANE but you can't help getting angry/sad at why did they survive but not us? I can reblog so much fanart on my sideblog!! People posting pics!! Many archivial blogs!! The gifsets!! It just feels so unfair!
#this can't be a one man job bc time and resources are limited it takes a village blah blah blah#empty blogs who only use like are fandom leeches#tl;dr: ww era was actually a silver age of the fandom despite all of its problems#and i'm clearly a reward fuelled person doing it for myself is not enough of a motivation to keep myself going#i need that external motivation#also: if you reblog posts from me adding tags to read. any tag to read. i love you so much
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Not really an anti thing, just something I've sorta been pondering and would like some more perspectives on.
Why is it that 2012-2014 is regarded as a sort of "golden age" of fandom? (Or at the very least, of Tumblr fandom?)
My perspective is pretty limited because I only started my first Tumblr account towards the end of 2014.
I know though that Superwholock was the big thing, Harry Potter was still popular (because JKR wasn't known for being a raging terf yet), Homestuck fandom was very active, Oncelermania, One Direction, Avengers, Gravity Falls, Rise of the Big Frozen Brave Tangled Dragons etc etc whatever else they added in, Steven Universe. I think it might have also been helped by the fact that smart phones were starting to become the standard phone and may have given people more access to social media than before.
But I know one thing that caused things to change is because after this time we saw a rise is "cringe culture", cringe compilations on Youtube were trendy.
I've seen a lot of people point to Voltron for causing a toxic shift in fandom attitudes. But (not to center my own experience or anything, I'm posting to hear more perspectives is all) in my opinion the release of The Force Awakens seems like it changed everything. As a day 1 Reylo shipper people were fucking VICIOUS. And it was so widespread too, even people who've never seen Star Wars participated in Reylo hate, because it was just trendy to hate us for some reason. I really do think this was a big part in contributing to the rise of the hypercritical discourse-y state of fandom we see today.
And it really feels like a rapid, night-and-day shift.
Now everyone is terrified of being perceived as "cringe" so it feels like there's this attitude of a sort of detached irony that wasn't there before. People just get so uncomfortable when they see other people fully embracing something, you kind of have to pretend you don't care all that much.
Or terrified of being perceived as problematic, so everyone was dancing in circles and jumping through hoops to condemn everything in sight to prove that THEY'RE definitely not problematic!
Another factor is that it feels like people STAYED in fandoms much longer then. Nowadays things blow up really fast and then disappear overnight. Everyone moves on to the next thing, and it's sometimes even seen as a little weird to still care about something that came out like, a year ago.
I don't know this got long and rambly.
Just curious to hear from more people who were active at the time.
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Omegaverse and the Theatre: Idea Dump
Please build upon/ argue against/ take inspiration from these prompts!!!!! They’re based on a history of theatre class I took last semester
For a good 300+ years or so, betas would be the only people who could act for an occupation.
This was because a lot of startup theatre companies feared alphas and omegas releasing hormones on stage as they grew commercially. The effects of this still linger on, with betas having a significant percentage of acting jobs over alphas and omegas combined
Interestingly enough, omegas were allowed back on the stage before alphas (because stereotypes icky)
This isn’t to imply that hormones entirely disappeared during a performance. It’s just that for a long period of time, its presence was dulled down and de-emphasized in place of plot
Many of that era’s beta playwrights (including Shakespeare) wrote pieces about alphas and omegas as a way of mocking/satirizing them, often ironically making them reference their scents/hormones. Much of that nuance is lost now due to shifted beliefs in dynamics/culture/language
Back when theatre was first used, like for religious rituals, there would often be a synchronization of hormones.
Examples include: in Greece, the chorus often repeated phrases to incite/signal a hormone shift. In India, the hormone shifts were dependent on a director’s drum line
Some of these actors would train for decades as soon as they presented, in order to control their scent/hormone release
In fact, many physiological/anthropological historians would cite these actors as the first to master scent suppressing, jumping ahead of the medicinal/scientific curve by about a thousand years!
Sometime in the 20th century, people starting really experimenting with instinct driven theatre.
There is no script to these performances. Actors have to live through a scene/prompt designed to trigger an instinctual reaction (such as a mother losing their child, a territory brawl, etc)
I imagine it was made in reaction to world events at the time, or as a response to older art movements. The origins of Dadaism come to mind here
Everything is consensual, obviously, but it’s considered highly controversial to the public. Some write it off as an “exasperated grab at catharsis” and others praise it for its “inescapable rawness”.
Nowadays, it’s mostly used in improv, for both tragedy and comedy. Most actors find it daunting, but in the last few years, armature improv clubs have started doing instinct-comedic bits with major media outreach
In the last few decades, therapists/psychologists have attempted instinct-driven theatre as a form of therapy. This is even more controversial than the art form itself
#omegaverse#a/b/o#a/b/o blog#a/b/o dynamics#a/b/o verse#omegaverse headcanon#omegaverse worldbuilding#a/b/o headcanon#a/b/o worldbuilding#omegaverse theatre
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Fern guides their mutuals and followers through Cats 1998 as if we're all sitting on the same couch watching it and I'm shouting out stuff (4/?)
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Character Wiki Pages
On to Bustopher!
8: Bustopher Jones
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Everybody is SO MEAN about Bustopher Jones (joking). I love him so much but nowadays when numbers are cut his is usually one of them since he usually shows up once and disappears 🥲
The actor for Bustopher sometimes dons a chorus costume for the opening number, often named Peter. They're also usually the actor who plays Gus later, as both Bustopher and Gus traditionally had operatic moments in the show.
Tom Hooper clearly did not know how to interpret media because could you IMAGINE 2019 Bustopher cleaning up his appearance as a first impression???
When I was little, I was under the impression that Bombalurina, Jenny, and Jellylorum all liked Bustopher Jones in similar ways; it wasn't until I started interacting with the fandom on here that I learned how some people interpret Bombalurina as being completely sarcastic in this song. Art's always up to interpretation, of course, and that's the fun of it, but I never really got that impression, even with Rosemarie Ford's eye rolls. To me, this moment shows Bombalurina as a character that can show others respect. It also cements her as being at the older end of the "not-old" adults.
This is YET ANOTHER song that is PERFECT for examining whatever Pouncival is getting up to at a given moment. I am once again saying that the Pouncival cut in this show is the most fun
Subsequently, this is also the "Skimbleshanks is three wrong moves away from a panic attack" song, which to me means that he respects Bustopher just as much as Jenny does. I like to think that they grew up together.
(For an incredibly anxious Skimble, here's Boston 2007; skip to 28:30):
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(While I'm at it, there's this part in Moscow 2005 when the boys are all lined up like they're going to take a family photo, and I think it's very silly and cute; skip to 27:45)
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Have you ever watched Cats (1998) and wondered who that cat that's really excited to see Bustopher is? That's George. The George Cut (TM) is probably my second favorite version of '98, after The Pouncival Cut (TM).
No doubt, you'll notice the number of Mistoffelees & Bustopher moments in this number. This is probably where the most popular headcanon about Bustopher originates: lots of us like to think he's an uncle, usually in conjunction with monochromatic siblings (Misto & Victoria & sometimes Alonzo)(Alonzo is like. Y as a vowel). I've also seen some folks frame him as Misto's dad, and in those cases, Misto is usually an only child.
Slightly off-topic, but my friend @thepineconelord likes to think of Mistoffelees as butler-core, and I think they're especially correct in this number.
(Yet another side note: the monochromatic siblings staging is a bit stronger in post-US Revival choreography, especially between Alonzo and Misto. Head to 30:00)(<- pretending to see things that supports the tunnel vision)
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(Is it obvious yet that I've watched this number, specifically, many times?)
Okay I only just noticed this one but WHAT is up with Plato in this part. This picture doesn't do nearly enough justice to his posing but. My dude are you okay??? He was built to have an arm slung over the back of a park bench and instead he's here and forced to harmonize
The rare moment when Mistoffelees is peeved by Pouncival (and the altogether common moment where Munkustrap is also peeved by Pouncival)
One incredibly interesting thing about this number is that it's one of the most gendered numbers in the whole show, speaking from a choreography standpoint. When I was younger, I thought it came from a position of "all of the girls have crushes so they're all fangirling together," but that's not true. Only Jenny is shown to have a crush, and Coricopat, George, and Skimbleshanks could all very easily start fanboy-ing with them.
What is it, then? Is it because Bustopher presents as a much more "traditional" character than the rest? Do the things they're describing about him ascribe to him a certain level of masculinity that he can only share with the boys? Are these formations all part of some sort of militaristic protocol? Leading from that, is his appearance at the Ball (and approval) a right of passage thing for the boys? It's not something I've really seen anybody touch on, which is odd to me, because Cats in general tends to have interesting messages re: gender roles, especially with Mistoffelees, who obviously shares some sort of close connection with Bustopher! GILLIAN LYNNE REVEAL YOUR SECRETS
The cats know what golf is. Either that, or Bustopher saw a rich person play it, decided to copy them, and everybody else is amazed for his benefit.
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[Last post I'll make about this]
Okay so, everything I, as a person who has been seeing this going down for 6 years now and is not a particular fan of neither side, know about the Cellbit and Sasa situation
First thing first: I'm really not a fan of Cellbit these past years. Yes he was a big part of my childhood going from 13-16 yo following him. I got to see the breakup first hand and it was around the time he was shifting his content in a way i didn't like so it was just another push for me to stop following him as close. As for nowadays, hes the BIGGEST ttrpg streamer of Brazil, he changed a lot, he has achieved SO MUCH. He's a great storyteller and rper. But its a guy I'd never sit in a bar table to talk to.
Since he was so big, i still saw all this developing as the years passed. I saw the exposed thread, and i saw sasa's first stream on the subject and his own tweet admitting to have done everything Sasa had said (and a clip, that I can't for the love of god find rn. It was in the exposed thread but some tweets have disappeared since then so :/) and to stop harassing her because she was saying the truth and he was the toxic one and he was going to do therapy
A LOT OF PEOPLE showed their support to Sasa at the time. Cellbit lost a lot of subs and a lot of YouTubers covered the situation. It WASN'T pushed under the rug, it was front and center, EVERYONE that was in the Brazilian yt environment at the time knew about it
Both him and Sasa stopped talking about it after, they said everything had been said, Sasa's friends backed her up with screenshots and sharing her vod. Sasa changed everything about her media presence, trying to distance herself from Cellbit, but ppl never stopped asking her, ever since 2018/2019, getting worse whenever Cellbit did something big, ppl relived her stuff, and she got SHOWERED in hate for it, everytime
And she asked to stop bringing it up because it wasn't doing any good, it was just bringing her more hate and making ppl distance themselves from her bc she was becoming = to drama in online communities
And then she had a breakdown on stream in 2021 about it. Y'all seen the clips with caption.
First thing i have to say: These clips are out of order. And out of context as well
This is the thread with the almost entirety of her Livestream
First thing to point out: She has not healed from her relationship with Cellbit at that point (2021). She didn't manage to get support immediately after and only got psychological support in 2020, 1-2 years after everything she went down
She is crying and she is saying how she is getting tired of being silenced and being ignored. She says she's her own person and did everything to distance herself from Cellbit but people keep bringing that up. She says how everyweek someone still shows up to ask her about Cellbit, how when the exposed came out she got so much hate it badly fucked with her mental health. She says ppl started spreading around she was also toxic, when she wasn't AND cellbit never said she was. She then says she doesn't wanna keep talking in details or bringing it up again (which y'all can see at the very start of this same captioned clip), plus saying she left a lot of details out BECAUSE she didn't want to enter in those details
She then asks if ppl are going to keep ignoring her words (dismissing her abuse, twisting her words, ignoring her pleads to be left alone), to do it quietly without invading her chat or personal socials bc she is tired of being hammered with that everyday and she just wants to heal
Once again: Cellbit confirmed everything, and both have ended discussion, Sasa wants to be left alone
This is all I know. Now please, stop dragging Sasa back into this. I've seen this poor girl crying way too many times
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Not ask-blog related, then, but how would you get into role-playing?
honestly, just find an RP space/community (that's accepting new members) and hop right in. If you're nervous about your writing not being up to snuff, RP spaces are in my opinion the way to build up your writing. We all start somewhere and RP spaces are a great place to start and often full of beginners. You will pick it up and improve very quickly, have no fear. The general rules to be aware of in any RP space is basically just be nice and don't powerplay (which means don't do stuff like start controlling other people's characters, or deciding things for other people's characters without their permission, don't make everything in the RP about only your character, etc etc. Generally just treat everybody else and their characters with general courtesy). Also if everybody else in a space is doing only script or only paragraph format rp, try to match that. And try to make sure your writing is legible as a general courtesy cause otherwise people will have a hard time joining you in RP even if they want to - so avoid letter replacement/typing quirks (unless it's specific to the RP - see: Homestuck, though even with HS rp there is sometimes a site toggle to turn typing quirks off or similar) and do a quick scan to make sure your posts aren't super full of typos or etc.
more advice below the cut cause whoops this got long:
The finding the space is really the hardest part - RP-designated spaces are becoming more difficult to find since forum boards have started disappearing (though they have also started making a resurgence!). My old forum stomping grounds have since become an adoptables pet game site - though I do know a lot of online pet game sites have very active forum communities that usually had plenty of rp. I know for a fact Flight Rising has an active RP community. Rarely you can also find some other forms of RP-designated sites, like MSPARP used to be the big one for Homestuck and had some pan-fandom offshoots, but I don't know exactly what the status is for that stuff over there. I believe MSPARP doesn't exist anymore and I don't know anything about the rest of all that.
I used to also play some RP-dedicated multiplayer games and those can be a great option, depending on the game and your personal tastes. The main one I used to play a.) i would not recommend to people lol and b.) i'm pretty sure is very dead anyways so I don't have any exact recommendations there. I hear Roblox is a good place to find RP servers in a similar vein to that type of stuff but I never got into Roblox so I cannot confirm/deny that. You can sometimes find public Minecraft servers that have rp spaces but those are harder to find nowadays. There's a ton of discord RP communities you can join though. It's a bit more difficult to search around and get a feel for them just with how discord is but there's definitely plenty of 'em.
And I am not very in the tumblr RP community spheres (or other social media rp spheres - though i have dabbled) but to my understanding with those you either find an active group and ask if they're open to new members/if you can join, or you just jump right in to making your own blog/account/etc for it. Make some prompts/rp starters for people to potentially hop in and join you with or otherwise just kind of find you and rope you into their rp group or whatever. And of course you can always start a group with your friends.
The major things with RP is just kind of figuring what type of RP you want to be doing cause that informs everything else. Do you want to do script rp (usually formatted along the lines of [CHARACTER]: *runs around*) or paragraph/prose rp (the "[Character] ran around in circles before coming to a halt before the door." type format)? Do you want to do more of a video-game type rp where you have an avatar? Do you want to do something more like a TTRPG/D&D? Do you wanna do just straight up LARP (i can't really help you with that one much that one. you'd just have to search for local LARP groups - sometimes you can find them at your local conventions)? All those things are going to point you in different directions for what you want to do. In general, if you can find RP forums you can usually find both script and paragraph rp though paragraph rp is more common. Chatrooms and video games are more likely to lean script rp format due to chat limitations though this is not always the case. Social media rp is kind of it's whole own beast and everybody does it differently or different groups do it differently but if you want to do RP stuff primarily on your own and maybe pick up a group as you go then in-character social media can be a fun route for that. Or if you're not particularly looking for collaborative RP but want to do some interactive story stuff in a similar vein, then making an askblog might be more your style.
In general right now though, looking for RP discords is a relatively easy one or you can start your own and advertise it. Tbh if you find Warrior Cat RPers they may very likely have a designated area for non-WC rp (in the past Warriors RP sites/groups/etc ive been a part of, this has been the case in all of them). Also Warriors RP is like, everywhere. You will find it. It's like a constant of the universe or something. Actually doing a quick search i found some newer WCRPG forums and they look beautiful and yes, they do have non-Warriors rp sections. Idk much about RP communities in other fandoms but you can always count on Warriors. And as mentioned before, social media RP is an easy one.
Hopefully something in all of that helps a lil bit.
#ask#Anonymous#long post //#rp#roleplay#< never expected those tags on this blog but i used to be VERY big into rp so i am happy to share my expertise lmao#i DO know there is at least one person in my discord looking to make a pjo rp server if people are looking for that#i do not know the entire specifics of that and it is not completed yet BUT they are doing something relating to that#and i catch frequent glimpses of pjo rp groups drifting by in the waves so. theyre definitely out there. for sure.
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Honestly I’m a little impressed (and sad) at just how quickly my Bridgerton hyper fixation vanished.
I thought I’d be living with the obsession for a while, but I was a little disappointed (Luke and Nicola were done so dirty) at the quality and just the vibe in general. That, the insane reaction to an Newts personal life, and the 2 year wait has just put me right of, which is a shame because I was so excited for season 3
You came in my inbox because I disappeared? Or because I haven’t answered previous asks (which not might have been from you, honestly I’m so bad at reading voices in asks 😂) ?
I’m not. I wish I was. But I’m not.
I knew it would happen. That’s why I had a queue that would take up two weeks. So that I could be here without being here 😂 and it worked apparently for a time. I stuck around for a week after the drop of part 2 I think. That’s how long it lasted for me. Now I look back with fond memories but I’m very glad I’m out.
I do agree though, it was short lived. Partly because of all the hate which was far louder than the love, partly because this is what happens when it’s released all at once. Which was why it was so important to have the world tour in between part 1 and part 2 otherwise we would have dissected all of part 1 in one week (because that is how fast the internet is nowadays, and not to mention with such a big fandom, slightly scary if you want my opinion) and then it would have been the desert. Nothing, nada, for miles to see. Dead silence for 2 weeks while we would have waited for part 2. The buzz would have died down. Instead they took a gamble, they gave us something every day or every two days, let the buzz build, and looking at the numbers theirs was a successful gamble.
What I’m saying is, it makes sense it died down so quickly. Everything has been analysed and overanalysed and said and said again in different words to the point the fandom started to sound like a broken record. We have been given nothing new. And the things we have been given we’ve leapt it all up like we’ve been dying of thirst (so apparently tonight my metaphors are titanic, ice cubes, desert and dying of thirst, a lot of water 😂). If the show was released weekly maybe things would be a little different. And you’re right the two years wait is long. Too long for the quality of what they’re producing. But then again, we live in the age of social media where we get easily bored and we now have very little patience and we want everything right away.
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honestly its complicated. because on one hand its true that, given the nature of minecraft roleplay, the dsmp fandom has had a larger hand in shaping the characters (especially designs, headcanons becoming canon, etc) than in most other media. it HAS always been an extremely collaborative fandom between fans and ccs, and so a lot of characters have been fleshed out by the fans.
so i do genuinely understand the sentiment of like. they're ours no one can take them away from us. and like i agree! especially with people making really detailed AUs and intricate designs or straight up changing their names etc. i fully support people reclaiming them and putting their own spin on these characters.
but also it feels like recently people have been giving out this idea that you can only talk about dsmp if you like- put some sort of disclaimer that theyre 'yours'. like 'theyre your ocs now'.
and its fine if they are!!! its fine if cwil etc are your ocs! but it's not how everyone's gonna feel. when i post about c!wilbur im posting about that guy. the dsmp guy.
and i understand why people are in that position, given how much discomfort and pain is associated with a lot of the creators nowadays, but it feels like theres this idea of like. the separation between character and cc! disappearing after a certain threshold of bad things done by the cc. c!wilbur was a fictional character when we shipped him with c!quackity or when he headcanonned him as transfem, and he still is a fictional character now that we know what his creator was truly like. that hasn't changed!
this is very rambley and genuinely not meant to be like a negative post im honestly just interested in the way fans have shaped characters in dsmp vs other fandoms
#alex.rambles.txt#guys this is not meant to be discourse is it discourse im sorry . i dont have a problem with people tagging dsmp chars as ocs#well does it make me sad yeah but thats not like. relevant thats just personal feelings#mcyt
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an update of sorts
long post but necessary ! check tags for content warnings before reading
Ok fine hiii helloooo yes i am aware i've been gone for a million years and i also know most who follow me mostly likely do not care and / or have completely forgotten about this blog (which is completely fine i promise, i'm being lighthearted and /pos). That being said, it didn't feel correct to pass by, post the silly and disappear into the wind this time around, so here goes.
Although i've always loved to post only and exclusively when i fell like it and want to, and this is a fact that does stay true even right now, there have been mayor life factors as to why i've been 99% gone. The main one, very genuinely and very simply, is me being very busy with uni. I've been studying animation since 2020, and i'm currently on my 5th out of 6 semesters before graduating. I like to keep things separate (personal art and "uni art") so I've not been sharing a lot about my journey. I feel like i owe you all more content because of this, and i may post thesis-related content once i'm more free or when i feel comfortable doing so. I've been creating parallel to all of this but i just have not felt the itch to post, the same way i've left aside social media almost entirely. To put it bluntly, it did not do me any good, and it connects to the other reason/s as to why i've been radio-silent…
On the other hand, 2023 was an entirely different level of low for me. I will not trauma-dump on you all, but i've been struggling on-and-off with my mental health virtually all my life. Intrusive thoughts since i was a child, GAD, DPDR, etc etc. During my most active years here (2016-18) i was using art as a main coping mechanism and it did help me a lot, but the bad periods only got worse since then, as they do. Once you learn to cope with a level of "severity", next time you'll need to learn to cope with a harder one, and so forth. Not always ofc, but it was like that for me and still pretty much is. Just how the fluctuating nature of my mental health is. The ever changing downward spiral that started in 2020, a year i have genuine real trouble remembering at all due to how dissociated from reality i was, hit new records each year after that. '21, '22, and finally '23 where i almost fully gave up. twice.
I'm doing a LOT better nowadays, i am not in any risk and i'm no longer a danger to my own well-being (i promise) thanks to my beloved therapist and loved ones, but '24 has been an entire year of recovering and mostly coming to terms to what has happened to me not only last but these past few years, inwards and outwards. Life has been gentler on me, and that's mainly why i got inspired to post this.
Anyways, thanks for reading if you have. Cannot promise I'll be more active but what i can promise is that i'll be around. Have a great week everyone, wherever y'all are.
#talky maris#long post#tw sui implied#cw mental health#healing#update#anyways love yall and this artblog i hold close to my heart
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Oh! Hello there! Here's something different! A rare text post! I realize I interact very rarely here (and tbh interact very rarely on social media at all, in recent years) but I'm trying to figure out a nicer balance than just dead radio silence.
I guess, hi hello. I'm King -- I'm a nonbinary artist. I draw. I love video games and cute things. And I am trying to beat my anxiety over using social media back with a stick. I dunno how many of my followers are still active here, but regardless of whether you have found me recently or stuck with me for years, you guys really mean a lot to me. It's a really quiet little corner of the internet, but it's mine, and I find comfort in knowing that there's someone out there who was kind enough to take a moment out of their life to see my work.
I want to challenge myself to start posting a little more so I'm slowly posting some of my old art backlog, but maybe also just chattering mindlessly and finding comfort in blogging again.
Man, it's really been a while since I last posted a text post, huh. To be honest, somewhere in the last 2-5 years, I've developed some kind of crippling fear of being perceived and just kind of drop my art on social media like a cat dropping a dead mouse on someone's pillow for praise and just disappear back into the ether. I miss it, though! I miss interaction even if I'm not a particularly chatty person in blog form but, hell, it's a blog and it's silly to be worried about blogging... on a blog.
So here I am. I think part of the anxiety has stemmed from trying to slowly make the switch to twitter and there being so many unspoken rules of engagement on twitter that at some point it all just got all twisted up into a big ball of "well idk how to interact so I guess I won't!" and somehow that just kind of extended to pretty much every social media thing I have. It's kind of wild how hostile social media feels nowadays -- is it just me? I know I have a lot of anxiety but I hope someone out there relates!
Tumblr is a strange blogging platform, isn't it? It makes interacting with people kind of hoop-jumpy and difficult, and yet it still feels a lot more approachable than something like twitter in my opinion (my beloathed).
I've been considering making the jump to Cara seeing so many other artists do the same (and I have made an account), but to be honest, the idea of maintaining yet another social media account fills me with so much bone-deep exhaustion.
I've been really struggling with artblock recently and finding it difficult to find enjoyment in the hobby that I loved so much and has been so formative to me. It feels strangely alienating finding myself incapable of producing artwork the way I used to, but it's been a slow work in progress. Reviving my social media accounts is a step in some direction, honestly! Or at least, I'm hoping it will be.
Tangentially related, I don't draw a lot of fanart -- not because I'm not a fan of things but more because if I spend the energy on drawing, I often want to spend it on original creations (as the #1 and singular fan in that fandom LOL), but I always feel like I should do it more often -- mostly because it's such a delight to see other fans trickle in out of the woodwork. I think this every time in the rare occasions I do post fanwork, haha!
Anyways, I'm not actually expecting anyone to read this but if you did, hello! I hope you, specifically, (yes, you!!!) have the bestest of days! ;)
469th post on this blog, too. Nice.
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good morning don't mind me i just want to preserve the text of this scam email i got because i have never received one like it before and it is fascinating to me. big fan of the writing style. this person should be posting on tumblr instead of spending their time trying to scare people into giving them money
lil slur warning if u choose to read it; there is one r slur in there (it's misspelled which is very funny to me)
anyway here's an excerpt of my favourite lines in the whole lengthy email, then the full text below the cut:
In other words, you were under my microscope for many days like some kind of a little bug. The only difference is that unlike you there is no bug in the world who like to watch pervert porn.
from: You've been hacked subject: Check this out - I own very sensitive information about your web activities
Greetings!
First of all, let me tell you, you are one of a kind! It is hard to impress me because I have seen a lot in my career as a professional hacker but now I am really impressed.
I will get straight to the point. Listen to me carefully.
Several months ago, I was able to hack your operating system and gain full access to all your devices and accounts including messengers, social media profiles, etc. I hope, now you begin to get my message. It goes without saying that I gained access to what you type via keylogger, your internet activity and webcam streaming. All of this was possible due to your frequent visits to adult websites infected with harmful malware. In other words, you were under my microscope for many days like some kind of a little bug. The only difference is that unlike you there is no bug in the world who like to watch pervert porn.
Yes, you understand it right: I was able to see everything on your screen and record video and audio streams of your camera and microphone. All of these records are currently securely saved on my storage as well as a backup copy.
In addition, I also gained access to your confidential information contained in your emails and chat messages.
Probably you are wondering why your antivirus and spyware defender software allowed me to do all of this? I am sorry but it’s a very stupid question. All antivirus programs turned into useless shit quite a long time ago. Have you ever heard last years about any “advanced” new technologies in this industry? Exactly. Nowadays, developers do not give a flying fuck about your security. Therefore, hackers like me took advantage of it.
The more you know my friend, no need to thank me. Maybe with this fresh knowledge, you will be more serious about your internet security and never take it for granted anymore.
With that out of the way, let’s cut to the chase. Using your recordings I made a video compilation, which shows on the left side the controversial porn scenes of you happily masturbating to, while on the right side it demonstrates the video you were watching at that moment.. ^.^
There are only 48 hours left since the moment you receive this email until I send this video to all your email and messenger contacts. But there is more, guess what? I can also make public all your emails and chat history.
You are sick fuck in love with freaky adult content but you are not mentally retarted so I would like to believe, you do not want to let this happen. Right? Only the most stupid man in the world would be happy if his friends, loved ones and colleagues suddenly knew about something like this.
In other words, there is no way back. It cannot be fixed. However, there is a way forward that both of us can benefit from. I am a reasonable guy and have no intention to ruin your life for nothing. I’d better like to gain something instead.
Here is your salvation – transfer the Bitcoin equivalent of 900 USD to my Bitcoin account (you can google the process in case you don’t know how to do that).
Here is my Bitcoin address: [redacted]
Once I am notified of receiving it, I will delete all those videos and disappear from your life for good. As I mentioned, you have only 48 hours to make a transaction after you open this email.
Believe me, I am always one step ahead so no way in hell you could fool me. If I discover that you shared this message with others, I will send and publish your videos in no time.
P.S. It’s in your power to make it nice for both of us.
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DEBUT OF NEW CHINESE BOYBAND
On August 6th, the new successor group to the TF-BOYS was announced: TT-BOYS.
And while they may look a lot like Ma Long, Fan Zhendong and Wang Chuqin, we assure you, that this is not only the case,
but that they are indeed the people in the pictures.
And thus, we have just wittnessed the debut of the Table-Tennis-Boys, more commonly known as TT-Boys.
It is well known, that Asian people take the best pictures (........at least the female share of the population), but photographic techniques alone cannot make Ma Long's chronic eye bags disappear, eradicate all the traits that gifted Fan Zhendong his nickname ("Lil' Fatty") or actually giving Wang Chuqin a proper hairstyle for once (on that note: never trust the hairdressers and barbers in Hangzhou¹ ˢᵉᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᵉⁿᵈ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖᵒˢᵗ).
No, that can only be achieved through photoshop, something that most Chinese girls and some of the boys are well versed in. In today's social-media-heavy time, photoshopping has more or less become a must-have skill. But in order to achieve the level of mastery, that the Chinese possess, one has to be dedicated to the craft and spend a lot of time honing their photoshopping skills.
People have long upgraded from simply using photoshop to make their legs seem longer or gift themselves an eightpack, no, nowadays you'll never be able to guess what people are actually photoshopping (with simply just a few APPs on their mobile phones....):
Too many people in the background? - Away with them!
So what if the roses aren't blooming?
So what if there are no fishes and the polar bear won't go for a swim in the pool?
Don't like the view?
Nothing is impossible, and thus, dear people, take everything with a grain of salt.
...Especially on dating websites.
AND, I want to point out again (before people start to point fingers): photoshopping is not a women-only skill nor used only by women!
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For the record: I actually learned the most from 阿屯 (A'Tun), see pictures above. [Douyin, Meitu, RedBook: @阿屯]
And even though those skills are impressive and the result is sometimes even "funny" (when compared to the original picture), one perhaps can ask oneself "How did it even come to this?". ........
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But still, if you need to take a picture (or edit one), ask your (East-)Asian (/Chinese) friends. 😉
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¹ see the following evidence:
As we all know, the 19th Asian Games (X: @19thAGofficial, Instagram: @ag2022official, Facebook: @19thAGHZ2022)were held in Hangzhou, China.
The people of Hangzhou also know better than to believe in their barbers, the city even plastered the following principle on the floor of their subway trains, for everyone to see:
So if you ever visit China, never cut your hair in Hangzhou.
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