#there better not be any fucking poodles in here

[zooophagous]

Not to reignite the disc horse over doodles and the breeding of them but why do so many of their owners get mad when the dog comes back from a groom and looks like a poodle. Your dog is 50-80% percent poodle its going to look like a poodle. If you hate poodles why the fuck did you get a dog that's mostly poodle.

[itwasntimethatdidit40]

Hey there!

I wanted to post that for a while so, here we are.

Wondering who’s behind this blog?

Here’s something about me under the cut:

• I identify as a woman, my pronouns are she/her

• Born and raised in Italy, I still live there.

• I’m 141 LOL but according to people I still look like I’m in my 30s so let me indulge in that, thank you very much.

• I don't think there's anyone who makes me more feral than Joel Miller. I just can’t help it. My (un)holy Pedro characters triad is Joel, Oberyn and Peña 💕 (immediately followed by Frankie)

• I have a little elephant pendant that I always wear, no one knows what it's about *wink*

• I’m Leo Sun, Libra Rising and Aries Moon. You scared? I promise I don’t bite, unless explicitly requested 😏

• I’m Bi/Pan as fuck, always been obviously but I realized only last year. LOL, better late than never i guess. I only have problems with cisgender straight white males because I mean… they’re the worst, okay, I don’t make the rules.

• Single, unmarried, not interested in having kids even a little bit, I prefer to be the cool auntie.

• I love cooking and I'm quite good at it, I had good genes from my Italian grandmas 😌

• I can’t function without coffee, especially in the morning. I take my coffee bitter with just a little bit of milk.

• I can’t stand lies, the phrase “oh I didn't tell you so as not to make you suffer” (UGH, no you didn’t tell me ‘cause you’re a fucking coward and that’s it, my friend), misogyny, racism, fascism, homophobia, bi-erasure, any other form of verbal or physical violence towards LGBTQIA+ people, injustice in general, if you are any of the above you are not welcome here or in my life.

• I love dogs. I have a poodle named Brienne after the GOT character, she’s 5 years old so that means she got me through pandemic and she’s my love and joy. Isn’t she adorable? Yes, she is.

• I’m unfortunately allergic to cats (yep, like Pedro) and can’t pet them unless I wish for an asthma attack. That sucks, I know.

• I have deep brown curly hair, brown eyes and I’m short (158 cm).

• I have a lot of freckles, you could go on a treasure hunt following them.

• I’ve been to more than 100 concerts in my life including some festivals abroad.

• I currently listen to Hozier and Chappell Roan on a daily basis. I also love Billie Eilish, used to be a big Muse fan (listen, their first albums were great, okay) plus I’m a sucker for ‘90/‘00 music ‘cause that’s the music I grew up with.

• I love beer more than wine.

• I love reading, I used to read all the time, I have less time to do it now and it bothers me so much. I’m still reading fanfiction though. 🤭

• I’m a sucker for True Crime Podcasts, I only listen to Italian ones for now so unless you’re Italian you don’t know my faves and it’s a pity ‘cause they’re really good.

• Cults scare the shit out of me but at the same time they’re one of the things that makes me more curious ‘cause my mind can’t really comprehend what happens in people’s mind when they get sucked into them.

• Some tv series I love in no particular order: The Last of Us, Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, Lost, The Handmaid’s Tale, Bojack Horseman, GOT (until seasons 7 & 8 happened 💀), Sense 8, Jane the Virgin, Grace and Frankie, Narcos, Only Murders in the building, The Bear, Succession, The Morning Show, Friends, Stranger Things (mostly because Jim Hopper is there, certainly not for those z*onists, you know), Mad Men, Gilmore Girls (Luke Danes *cough*), Mindhunter, Peaky Blinders (huge Tommy Shelby’s slut, don’t look at me like that, okay), My Brilliant Friend, The Affair, Black Mirror (until last seasons happened but it used to be one of the greatest things ever), The Walking Dead (got bored halfway through season 9, I recently started a rewatch and I hope to get to the very end of it lol), Fleabag, Normal People, When They See Us, Hill House, Bly Manor, Midnight Mass, Chernobyl.

• Films I love in no particular order: Parasite, Aftersun, Past Lives, All of Us Strangers, Brokeback Mountain, Almost Famous, The Goonies, Stand By Me, The Breakfast Club, The Killing of a Sacred Deer, The Lobster, The Neon Demon, Midsommar, One Day, When Harry Met Sally, There’s still tomorrow, Strange Way of Life, Prospect, The Banshess of Inisherin, Coco, The Emperor’s New Groove (so underrated), Mommy, The Virgin Suicides, Girls Interrupted, Saltburn, Promising Young Woman, Little Women (1994), Gone Girl, Shoplifters, Bin-Jip 3 Iron, Love Me If You Dare, The Piano, Fried Green Tomatoes, Notorious, Some like it Hot, Rear Window and you can ask for my Letterboxd account for more.

• Bad weather makes me sad and melancholy.

• I obviously love Italian cuisine with all my heart but I also love to try new dishes especially when I’m abroad. I love chocolate and I have a sweet tooth in general but there’s nothing I crave more than good carbs (I can be happy with a slice of good bread or focaccia). I love spicy food but I can't handle it when it’s very very spicy.

• I love bags, I have so many bags and I still want more lol

• When I was a kid I wanted to be a writer or a journalist. What do I do now? I’m a secretary LOL (I also have a second job not related to writing as well)

• As a friend, I’m loyal to the bone, I could do anything for you if I love you. If you betray me real bad though don’t expect a second chance, I mean I could try but I know i can’t ‘cause you’re changed forever in my eyes.

• I have so many kinks, you can ask if you want to know, okay. Also, so many authors here are responsible for giving me new ones. I love you deeply.

If you want to know more my asks and dm are open!

Here’s a little bit of me, byeeeee.

[qberryshortcake]

Are you wondering how to get into Gundam and need an autistic transbian with insomnia to help guide you? Well you're in fucking luck!

Happy for u tho/I'm sorry

Start with either Witch From Mercury, Iron Blooded Orphans, or Mobile Suit Gundam. All three you can go in blind and have a grand old time. WFM is the lesbian one though, and my proper intro to the franchise.

What even is a Gundam?

Let's get a little vocabulary out of the way. A Mobile Suit is a bipedal giant mech, generally with one pilot, that uses a combination of mounted weapons and weapons held in the mobile suit's hands. This can be railguns, tank cannons, missile launchers, or a good old fashioned energy sword.

Are all mobile suits Gundams?

No, actually! It's a poodles/dogs situation. All Gundams are mobile suits, but not all mobile suits are Gundams.

What makes Gundams special?

It varies from series to series. In some it's that they use a special power source. In others it's a direct interface with its users. They often require less training than other mobile suits, and have a much higher skill ceiling. No matter what, one rule is more or less universal: only a Gundam can beat another Gundam. This is one of the driving forces for every antagonist. It's also why these shows get so heady.

Who is Char Aznabke?

The antagonist of Mobile Suit Gundam (see below). He's iconic, charismatic, stylish, and machiavellian. There is a Char in every Gundam spinoff. It gives you a sense of dramatic irony knowing that, because if nobody is wearing the mask, you're trying to figure out who will. And if somebody is, you're wondering what they'll do.

Okay, where do I start?

Let's bring out the timeline chart (bear with me):

This may seem intimidating at first, but once you break it down, it starts to become a bit more scrutable.

The first thing to understand is that Gundam has a singular canon timeline, the Universal Century, and the rest are spinoffs. You could theoretically start down any of these timelines and have a grand old time. That being said, some starting points are better than others.

Universal Century - if you're down with old animation, you can't go wrong with watching the original Mobile Suit Gundam! You can start with Gundam Origin to learn about Char Aznable's backstory, or jump straight into the original anime

Future Century - This is one of the weirdest wildest Gundam series with Mobile Fighter G Gundam. I haven't seen this one and I personally wouldn't start here? But hey if you want a giant robot tournament where every country has a themed Gundam that has sliiiiight racist vibes? Uh well then this is truly one of the shows in all of Gundam.

After Colony - This is where a lot of us originally bounced off of the series. Gundam Wing was what was on Toonami back in the day. The dub isn't...great, and the story is *extremely* edgy. That being said is is rife with ship bait and Deathscythe is an incredible Gundam design. All the same themes, just very hamhanded.

Correct Century - this takes place in the far far future, and technically the previous three timelines converge on this one. It's so far in the future that Gundams are practically a myth. This is Turn A Gundam, or as it's usually stylized, Ɐ Gundam. I haven't gotten to this one yet, but I love the moustachio'd design of the titular Ɐ Gundam. I wouldn't necessarily start here, just because this one kind of assumes the viewer has seen at least a Gundam before. From what I've heard at least.

Cosmic Era - While I own several gunpla from this series, I have only seen an episode! It's... I've never heard a single good word about this one. As far as I know it is more geared toward younger viewers, which also means it is the most shamelessly about advertising gunpla...well other than a couple other series we'll get to.

Anno Domini - okay here is where it gets a little odd because there's multiple timelines that use this abbreviation. The first is Gundam 00, or Double O (not zero). This one is really fun. It takes the edge from Wing and makes it kind of humorous. A slow burn, where you realize that maybe a single force having a monopoly on violence, made up entirely of child soldiers is,,,not the best idea? Great place to start.

Anno Domini - Gundam Build Fighters and Mobile Suit Gunpla Raiders G are, charitably, celebrations of the gunpla hobby. I wouldn't start here.

Post Disaster - God I almost wish this had been my first series. Iron Blooded Orphans is about a bunch of dudes being guys. They escape from slavery and go into business for themselves, and get embroiled in a political conflict while escorting a princess back to Earth from Mars. Fantastic show, but it clocks in at 50 episodes, so keep that in mind if you start this one.

Ad Stella - this is where I started. Witch from Mercury is absolutely incredible. Just 26 episodes. It follows Suletta Mercury and Miorine Rembran, after the former wins a duel, and due to sci fi anime logic, becomes betrothed to the latter.

Great, anything else I should know?

I said this in another post but if you're still on the fence because giant robot shows you've seen in the past haven't been great, I get it. I was the same way. The point of the robots being humanoid is because it takes out the abstraction of using vehicles of war, without cutting down on the scale of the wars being fought. When a character, for example, goes to destroy a military base single-handedly, you get that disconnect.

Sure it's a pilot doing war things, but it's *very* different when your opponents are as outclassed as most things and a Gundam.

It's always been about the horrors of war, the victims of those wars, and the wounds and scars that are left on the soldiers of those wars. The cool robot is so that a character can lose an arm but still have to keep fighting. In some series that character may have felt the pain of losing an arm while jacked into their mobile suit. It brings a viscerality that fighting with planes, tanks, and starships simply wouldn't be able to replicate.

Oh. And uh. Gunpla. Gunpla are the Namco Bandai line of models. They all require minimal tools and no glue. They're generally posable and some are extremely posable. They come in 1:144, 1:100, and 1:60 scale (primarily). They're also not cheap. The smaller models cost around 30-50, but they get expensive quickly. So uh. Don't? Get into them?

[watsername]

Hello, I am here for your streamys outfit analysis please 🙏

i’ve tried to type this like 3 times and tumblr cracked im gonan kms anywya

im into it . there’s things i would chnage but i don’t think it’s a bad outfit

what i’m on the fence over is the hoodie underneath the dress shirt i understand dream wanted the visual of the dress shirt and wore the hoodie to cover the back of the mask but i feel like the hood just creates a kind of cluttered look around the neck like there’s a lot going on there until he takes the mask off

personally i’d ditch the hoodie altogether if i could and maybe tuck in the shirt even if it’s a french tuck and open up a couple shirt buttons just to create some kind of openness in the outfit and elongate that top portion bc having so much around there really shortens the look of the neck n it just looks like it’s not sitting right to me . obv i know that wasn’t rlly possible bc dream needs the coverage for the back of his mask but . this is my opinion . although i will argue some king of tuck with the shirt will give the outfit more shape and make it seem overall less body while he has the mask on but i know there’s other layers underneath and it’s hard to work around that

i think black was a safe choice for colour i don’t think u can go wrong w black u less you’ve got a dress code to wear another colour and it doesn’t detract from the focal point of the outfit - the mask- like a bright colour would

i like the outfit much better without the mask tbh u can get a little more openness in the top with the hood down and a little neck exposed and the hair does add in a little more shape to the overall look i think he looks good and i love dream wearing wide leg or any kind of loose fitting trouser i think it’s flattering on him i just think the layering in this outfit could be better bc it’s all rather wide which creates a kind of body appearance n just moving around the different aspects could create a shape that emphasised his natural body shape a little more .

hes hot as fuck tho my little toy poodle boy i love the leather jacket on him too

edit : i’ve been made aware it’s not a full hoodie TUCK THE SHIRT IN MY GUY . FUCKING DO IT LET ME SEEEE THE SLUTTY WAIST

[colliewolf]

Hey, hi, it’s me! Your local dog groomer! You want a double coated dog? You want to get that dog haircuts? (Or cats. Cats deal with all this too)

Here’s my awesome gaming tip:

DON’T FUCKING SHAVE THEM!!!

Double coated breeds, most commonly associated with shedding, are not a breed you want to shave!!!

But Collie? Why shouldn’t I shave my dog?

Wonderful question! The answer lies in the land of ~insulation~

Double coats are actually a form of insulation! They’re designed to protect your dog from any kind of the elements! They grow a thicker undercoat during colder months to allow heat to be held close to the skin! They shed that fur in warmer weather, and it actually holds cool air instead of making your dog overheat!

If you shave that coat? It can cause shave shock- a condition that causes your dogs skin to get red and irritated, which can lead your dog to get open sores and scabs. It can also cause hair thinning and hair loss as shaving your double coated breed too close to the skin can clog and damage their hair follicles. This can also lead to secondary infections.

Wow! That sounds bad! But what should I do instead of shaving my dog?

If your local salon offers it? Go for a shed release bath. I most often see breeds in here that just want their dog to stop shedding and think shaving is the answer. Groomers (and some stores if you prefer to self wash) have shampoos that target that undercoat, allowing it to be removed easier! Yes, you have to brush your dog, but you should be doing that anyways

My dog has longer hair and on occasion gets matting! Should I not shave those out?

Aha! This is the exception! While it is still a better idea to try and brush the mat out if it’s loose enough, most of the time it’s a better to spot shave matting out. ONLY IN THAT AREA. It’s better to get rid of matting as soon as possible.

I understand if brushing gets away from you, wrangling dogs is a very draining task, some dogs just mat if you look at them wrong! They happen! I’m not about to shame anyone for that.

I also understand if you prefer a cleaner look on your dog, if you want to get them a haircut? Get a feather trim, ask for it to be tight, they’ll take care of the hair on the legs and round up the butt and cut the hair on the stomach to meet the body- just don’t shave your dog!!!!!!!!!

A list of these dogs I see most commonly getting shaved are:

Golden retrievers! (They are not a doodle. You have to shave doodles because of the poodle dna)

Pomeranians! (Yes, they’re double coated. Boos haircut is not the Pomeranian standard.)

All shepherd dogs! (Yes they have long hair. No you shouldn’t shave them.)

Huskies (I get it, they shed so much, but it’s not healthy!)

It genuinely makes me so sad every time I cannot convince a pet parent not to shave their dog. So please do what’s best for your animal!

[gonzoclock]

gonzo I had a pretty shitty day. any fun facts about harry potter’s ever growing collection of family? or an update on book 4 but I’ll take any scrap you want to give me

of course!!

i'm at just over 70,000 words on book four, but it's definitely turning into a long one- i'm thinking i'm maybe halfway through, or a little under that.

as far as fun facts go, i have a couple:

-bellatrix, should she ever become an animagus, would be a black standard poodle -this is the first fanfiction i've ever written, and my initial idea was based ENTIRELY on the idea of 12 yo harry being in the chamber of secrets and meeting tom for the first time, who is (understandably) like 'what the fuck' when he sees they look the same. it… obviously sort of spiraled from there -merlin wasn't even going to be a thing at all- i'd finished writing the prologue, then went on to chapter one and the first sentence i thought of was 'Harry James Potter is five years old when he meets his best friend.' and i went 'oh. cool. guess we're doing that, then' (obviously at that point i hadn't really known what i was doing with the story yet)

also, as a bonus, here are some of my (or my sisters/beta readers) comments on my documents:

hope this helped make your day a bit better!

[scrap-brainzone]

is there any notable wainlock lore in your au

yup

In rewrite au hammerlock is a lycan (his form kinda looks like a fucked up borzoi/poodle mix), compared to his sister he has better control over it but is noticeably weaker due to not having any crazy vh powers until after glat where he becomes eldritch adjacent (thanks to gythians curse) so he can see the dead and like vaguely understand direspeak. He co-owns a relatively small pack w/aurelia comprised of close family and friends

Wainwright is a revenant (kinda, more lore compliant graveborn) after gaining the power of a creature not really alive or dead so he also counts as neither. understands and speaks direspeak just fine and has control of magic similar to the leech's powers. He takes care of most things regarding the dead on eden-6 (pretty much its grim reaper) and is attempting to work more closely together with its more mystical residents when he's not busy running the jakobs corporation with his niece.

also heres the gythian curse description for reference

[armpirate]

The Only One || JJK || Ch. 15

Pairings: mafia!jk x fem!reader

Genre: smut, angst, mafia, contract relationship

Warnings: Prostitution, torture, blood, use of drugs and weapons

Summary: You've always wished for a better life. Every single day at work, you were hoping something would change. Although you didn't think that change would come in the form of one mysterious man and a contract.

His controlling and selfish behaviour only wanted to keep you away from any other man that wasn't him, and you only had to wait for him.

Too bad you really thought you'd be smarter than Jeon Jungkook.

Previous || Next

MASTERLIST

Jungkook was trying to understand why she was there, peeking over Jihu's shoulder while he explained the reason they were there. He only had to do one thing, and it was looking over Y/n so she wouldn't pull another trick to mess with them all. But it seemed like it was useless, because she managed to go outside.

—I'm sorry, sir. You wanted her to eat, but she insisted she wouldn't eat anything unless she saw you —Jihu started his explanation.

Jungkook's eyes moved from the man in front of him, to the pair of curious eyes that were staring at him. He scoffed, finally standing up to make his way -slow and heavy- to the two people that bursted into his office when they weren't supposed to.

—So that's what happened? —the change from Korean to English got Y/n's attention, finally being able to understand what the conversation was about.

But he wasn't asking that question to Jihu, he was asking the question to the same woman who wanted to be challenging enough to force others to do what she wanted, and that was hiding like a lost puppy behind the person she forced there.

—Yes —Jihu answered.

—I'm not speaking to you —the sudden raise of his voice made everyone in the room jump, startled—. I thought I was clear with not letting her step outside.

—She was with me all the time —he tried to justify himself.

—I don't give a fuck —he stood in front of the man—. My order was simple, or wasn't it? —deathly eyes stared into Jihu's black ones— Yet you gave in to what her greedy ass wanted.

At first, it all started as inoffensive and soft slaps on his face as he spoke, but it suddenly changed to a rougher one, that made his face turn by the impact and Y/n jump for the loud and unexpected sound.

—It was my fault —she finally stepped in between them, changing the language back to English—. He said you wanted me to eat, and I told him I wouldn't until I saw you —she admitted, locking her eyes with his.

Jungkook broke eye contact, just to momentarily spare a glance at Jihu, motioning him to leave the room, along with the other three man standing in front of the double door. His eyes went back to her, finding out her expression hadn't changed a tiny bit.

—You really think you can do whatever the fuck you want?

—Says the person who bought another one —she scoffed under her breath—. You want me here just to sit in your house, and wait for you?

—That's exactly what I told you yesterday —he tilted his head, giving her a cocky smile.

—I'm not a fucking dog —she spitted the words on his face, taking a step ahead to get closer to him—. If you want something that will shake its tail when you get home, get a fucking poodle and leave me alone.

—Doll, seems like you still don't understand what this is about —he towered over her—. I'm paying you good money just to stay still in one fucking place. It's the easiest of the jobs. I could've finished with you a long time ago —he grabbed her chin with two of his fingers—. Be grateful with what you got instead, and start listening to what I say, because you're starting to get on my nerves.

Thinking she'd finally shut up and agree with him, he let go of her chin and got ready to get back to his chair. But two words hit him like a lit match falling over a pool of gasoline.

—Or what?

The macabre smile that formed in his face made her regret those two words, knowing too well that whatever that was to come wouldn't be of her liking.

—Sit there —he pointed with his head to one of the big chairs, placed on one of the sides of his office.

To his surprise, she did as she was told, stepping back from him cautiously as she walked to the place he told her. As she sat there, she took a look at the huge office he had. She wouldn't be surprised if her house in Mallorca fitted in this place itself. She also wondered how any of those men dared to have their meetings, and talk about their things, in such a public place. Not that it was all up on everyone's faces, but judging by the tall buildings she was able to spot over the window, they were in the middle of the city.

Then she remembered how Amira explained to her that Pedro had several companies, so he'd be able to justify the amount of money he earned. It kind of made sense.

Although she was there, he acted as if she weren't. At some point, Y/n felt as if she were part of the furniture that made the decoration of the place. It was annoying her how he wouldn't acknowledge her presence, not even to bark at her for showing off at his office without telling him. She didn't know how hard Jungkook was fighting himself not to drop a look at her legs, perfectly embraced by those tight jeans. Or the way her lips kept curving as time went by. She clearly only wanted to be there to drive him crazy, and it was crazy.

But that was a game both of them could play.

As Yejun stepped inside his office, Y/n was aware of the plastic bag he was carrying to Jungkook's desk, before he bowed and disappeared behind the door. When her eyes went back to him, his hand was lifted, and his finger swang in the air, signaling her to walk where he was. Although she was dubious of getting near him, the smell of cooked food made her get up almost instantly.

He served everything on his desk, ignoring the frown on her face when she didn't know what any of the dishes were. Although most of them had a dangerous red, and she was already suffering for her tongue and throat.

Jungkook didn't need to say anything, it was enough with him moving the chair that was behind him closer to the desk to let her know he wanted her to sit there. But would be stubborn until the day she died -which, if she kept with that act, wasn't too far. She tried to get the same chair, and move it further from him. But before she was able to drag it through the floor, she felt a cold metal close around her right wrist.

—What the fuck?

But if she thought he was going to give her an explanation, she was wrong. Jungkook closed the other extreme of the handcuffs around his left wrist. Y/n battled, complained, dragged his wrist against the metal every time, yet she didn't know it was a lost battle with him.

Annoyed, he pulled from the handcuff, almost making her lose her balance when he wanted her to stop and get closer to him.

—Didn't you say you wanted me to be around you? Here you have —he simply said through his teeth— Now sit, and eat.

When she dropped those two last words, challenging him, she thought he'd just sit back and let her do his thing, what she didn't know is that she served him an idea on silver platter. She wouldn't ever stop pushing his buttons, so it was his time to push hers. When he asked for her food, he also asked Yejun to get a pair of handcuffs anywhere he'd be able to get them. And, efficiently, he got them.

—Do you know how to use chopsticks? —he asked, as if he hadn't just tied himself to her.

—No.

Jungkook clicked his tongue, separating the wooden disposable chopsticks so he could use them to feed her. But before he was able to get the rice cake near her lips, Y/n moved faster to reach one piece of chicken with her left hand and eat it instead. He smirked at that, being completely aware of how she'll be regretting eating it that way.

At first, the tasty flavor of the chicken -and finally being able to give in to her stomach's demands-, made her drop a loud and unconscious "Hmm", that she'd regret after she chewed on it a few times. At some point, the happiness from finally being fed turned into a funny feeling on her tongue that slowly evolved into an unbearable pain.

He smirked, aware of how she was trying to hold it all in as her eyes desperately looked for something that could ease the pain.

—You want this? —he lifted the water bottle.

She nodded her head fast, trying to reach it with her free hand, but Jungkook moved it away from her.

—Now you will accept things from me?

She was too focused on the burning pain on her tongue and lips to care about what he said in the slightest, she just wanted the damned water bottle.

—Please —she whispered, after trying too many times to reach it.

Instead of getting the water bottle, Jungkook moved his left hand to the back of his head, forcing her body closer to his, and leaving their faces centimeters away from each other.

—Good girl.

The way his black eyes pierced into hers and the warmth of his lips coating her mouth made her forget about the burning pain for a few seconds. And the praise with that honey coated voice... It was almost as if she didn't need to drink water anymore.

When he finally handed her the water bottle, Y/n to hold back herself from not spitting all the water in his mouth straight into his face, eyes never leaving his as she filled her mouth with the liquid a few times.

—The chicken is mine —he explained—. This —he handed her the tteokbokki and the bibimbap that he purposely asked to be less spicy for her— is yours.

To his surprise, she accepted as he was giving her. For the first time, she allowed him to take care of her as he mixed the rice with the vegetables and meat, and gave her one plastic spoon so she'd be able to eat properly -thing that she did, surprisingly, with her left hand, instead of using the right one.

After eating, and feeling that her stomach was going to explode, she barely had any time to recompose, before two knocks on the door led to the office being filled with men. Glances and confused eyes fell on her constantly, as they stepped in and were aware of her presence next to their boss.

Nobody ever had been allowed in that position, not even Yejun after all those years working with him. But there she was, a foreigner and complete stranger codling with the boss of the Korean mafia as if she had known him forever.

Two long hours passed, where Jungkook did the thing he usually did: making sure no big changes were happening, plans on how to handle their different territories in Korea -and worldwide- and, most importantly, how to finish with the Choi family, so he'd have one headache less. While Y/n, sitting next to him, tried to distract herself with the non-existing details in the office, as she kept hearing them talking in Korean -which sounded like nothing for her.

And then she thought about the deal Sanhyuk proposed to her... How would she be able to leak information when she didn't understand a word they said? Maybe that was the sign she needed to learn a new language, after all...

All her thoughts were interrupted by a sudden move on her right.

After being informed that another snitch was caught, Jungkook couldn't wait to handle it by himself. It was one of the several things he actually dealt with personally. If there was something he hated the most, it was traitors he trusted and embraced, especially after what happened to his father. Ever since that day, he made sure he'd always deal with them, while making them go through the worst punishments he could come up to.

She got no explanation when they started moving and left the building, it didn't matter how many times she asked. Even if she had known, the fact that was tied up to him only reminded her that she'd go with him either way.

Looking at all the men, Y/n tried to understand what was going on. Although everything was crystal clear when she saw a man on his knees in the middle of the dark room, after they passed the alley and crossed the back door.

She couldn't understand words, but she was frightened by the actions when, after exchanging a few sentences with Jungkook, the man began screaming in agony. He kept clicking on the button that sent powerful electric shocks through the necklace he was wearing, and that was wrapped tight around his neck. Anger got over him, to the point that she forgot that Y/n was next to him, while he kept trying to get information out of the man whose chin was covered in spit due to the pain he was putting him through.

Not only was he leaking information, but he was also trying to sabotage each one of the operations they kept trying to do.

Jungkook would've gone harder on him if he hadn't been finally aware of Y/n's presence next to him. Her fingers slightly caressed the reverse of his hand, as she kept trying to look away, moving her body uncomfortably while she tried to mute the screams. And he couldn't help but see himself years back, when he was in that exact same position, having the same reaction she had as he was forced to see everything.

The screams suddenly stopped, now only hearing soft whimpers and begs for mercy.

—Take care of this —he demanded of Yejun.

On their way home, he thought deeply if it was a good idea to explain the reason behind what she witnessed. It wasn't her business, but the fact that she was completely silent, and even avoided looking at him, made him think it'd be a good idea.

—I told you. If you betray me, you need to pay the consequences —he spoke softly—. If you want to be around me, this is what you'll see mostly. It's better that you just stay home with Jihu.

Without looking at him, she nodded. Back there, he seemed angry and furious. She wasn't sure whether he was enjoying it or not, but the fact that he was able to ignore the agony in that man's voice was enough. Also... how could he act as if he hadn't just tortured someone?

Y/n seemed to finally realize who she was playing with, and how close she kept pushing herself to be in the same situation as the other man.

Still tied up to him, she kept following his steps towards the big house. The silence around them was deafening, and it only made him wonder if it was because of what she saw.

—Are you hungry?

—No —she whispered.

—Are you okay?

She showed herself confused at his question. When her eyes traveled from their hands to his face, she saw the concern in his face. It was genuine.

—Yes —she nodded—. Now... Can you let go of this? —she pointed to their hands with her eyes— I learned my lesson, and I also need to go to the bathroom. So... please.

—You have an appointment at the doctor's tomorrow —he casually mentioned, as he unlocked her handcuff—. Jihu will go with you.

—What makes you think I'll fuck with you after what I saw earlier? —she raised her eyebrow at him— Save Jihu's energy to something more important, because that medical appointment will be fucking useless

Jungkook took a step to her, calm and serious, breathing deeply after she contradicted his plans. It was like she was never ever going to learn.

—I don't give a fuck how useless it'd be —he whispered—.You will go anyway. Remember your body belongs to me now, and I'm the one who will choose what to do with it.

Y/n gulped thick at those last words, feeling dizzy and hot over them, while her stomach started feeling funny. Her whole body was reacting in a way it wasn't meant to, as if it were determined to contradict everything that was coming out of her mouth.

She didn't say anything else. She simply walked away from him, heading to her room -where she'd spend the rest of the day -something that he took as a victory as he laid on the couch. It was a tough day for her, just to be topped with a medical appointment the next day, making her realize that not even in Korea she'd be able to get rid of everything she had been trying to forget for years.

Taglist: @kaiparkerwifes @sheylamc @amy2006jones

[puffyducks]

DCRC Week #15

Guys pretend this post isn't slightly late I've had a reeeally long week making those fashion drawings and renovating my entire bedroom. Anyways it's time for PKNA #11: Urk everyone say Hi Urk cause we're gonna see him in a second!

(extra long and image heavy post warning)

I'm gonna be so fr I have a huge headache right now and there's a big crew of people redoing the carpet in my house and making really loud banging sounds. I can't take a nap because my entire bed has been deconstructed and my mattress is standing up against a wall. I'm hiding in the room we shoved all our things into and I have like 4 feet of living space total right now. I'm saying this as a disclaimer because I'm probably gonna be even less coherent than usual (somehow) but hopefully hearing the insane ramblings of a tired Puffy will only enhance the experience.

And here in the horrors of the duck universe we have a regular human man sitting next to a flesh-colored dog-nosed creature. Guys seriously why are all the dog people in the duckverse always skin colored like would it kill them to put in some variety... like some different dog breeds... nevermind the fact that 99% of the ducks are all pekins. I'M JUST SAYING. As a furry I think we need to ask for better. And by better I mean just make a poodle character or something idk change it up a bit

Ok not to immediately drag on with the same topic but this might be one of the scariest designs I've ever seen idk what it is about this weirdly big-armed dog man but I'm so viscerally uncomfortable looking at him. Like it's not just me right. He's scary.

Why is donald just flashing his ass at uno in this panel. mf YOU do something??

Bro is really just pointing to the tree like :0

Gay ass look. Why did they exchange glances like this.

Haha don't worry Donald we put the Raider away in jail and he totally can't escape now. Not like he did the first time anyways.

Hi Urk. No other commentary I just like this panel.

HE FUCKING KILLED LYLAAAAAwhy is her hand flesh colored in the last panel

I like that Lyla hitting the ground makes a TLANG sound cause she's made of metal

idk why it's so amusing to me but Urk just calling PK a "total buzz kill" is so like. like to me it's the equivalent of "get lost DUDE you're harshing my vibe MAN" do you get me

Alright. Listen. We're gonna have to address the elephant in the room here (or the elephant-sized duck anyways). Urk is a Native American, specifically meant to be a member of the real life Iroquois tribe. I am not Native American, nor am I particularly knowledgeable on the culture of any specific tribes, so I'm not going to pretend to be an expert here, but just so we're clear: referring to any member of America's native population as being "red" is generally a big no-no.

Urk is meant to come from a dimension with an alternative form of history, one where North America was never colonized and continued to develop under the rule of the many native tribes that once dotted the landscape (one that also got super advanced because of aliens or something but that bit is honestly not that important). Could this concept of an alternate history be an interesting one to explore in a DIFFERENT piece of media? Perhaps. Does this Italian-made Donald Duck comic do a particularly good job of handling the cultural representations here?... eh.

Again, this was made overseas, it's the 90s, representation in media wasn't exactly great back then. I've certainly seen a lot worse *cough* Darkwing Duck *wheeze* but I think there are aspects surrounding Urk's lore that could certainly be better as well. Like I said, I'm not a Native American, I'm not going to pretend I'm an expert on this topic, nor am I going to say anything in here is downright offensive (I don't think I have the right to do so) but I think it's a point that's worth bringing up because it's kind of hard to ignore when reading Urk-related stories (which there are a few of because he sticks around after this comic).

ANYWAYS with all that said. Back to saying stupid shit

UMMM I DUNNO ABOUT THAT ONE BRO

First of all, haha oops the Raider accidentally pulled this poor random guy into our dimension. SECOND OF ALL, I've seen multiple pieces of media now insist that the Raider is some kind of "predatory bird" like a hawk or an eagle but I REFUSE to believe this information. SORRY but he is a rooster and I am always going to see him as a rooster, I DON'T CARE WHAT CANON MEDIA SAYS!!! MF SAID "BUKHAWHAW" IN THE OFFICIAL ENGLISH DON'T THINK I FORGOT THAT!!! THAT'S A CHICKEN!!!!!

Lyla looks cute here hi Lyla

OK SHOUTOUT TO URK JUST SMASHING A WHOLE CAR WITH HIS BIG FUCKING FISTS. HOW DID HE DO THAT

Billy ain't ever gonna forget this for the rest of his life dawg 💀 have fun unpacking this one in therapy

how did the fucking creature develop racism oh my god

WHAT DID LYLA EVEN DO WRONG THIS TIME?? FUCK YOU TIME POLICE free my girl

Everyone say "Hi Urk" again because we're stuck with Urk now

Kinda thought PK was flipping a middle finger here for a split second

Ok Fangus Tales now. Say it with me "we love Fangus Tales" yayyy

what the fuck

yeah actually you know what of COURSE Angus hates dogs. he actually sucks so bad you guys

let him fallll I mean WOAH who said that

YEAH OK OF COURSE ANGUS PARTICIPATES IN ILLEGAL DOG RACING

Dog you have very poor taste in people I'm begging you to like anyone other than Angus Fangus

Ok that's it see you next week and by next week I mean probably within the next 24 hours because I really like the next comic

[myfaveisfuckable]

Who is more likely to do the deed with their doppelganger?

Jaskier:

Literally said he would fuck his clone. Like it's canon I'm not making this up

I’m pretty sure the actor has said that he would so.

He would definitely fuck his clon

His own words in Blood Origin were “I’m not, not into it”.

John Hart:

Of course, he would. He fucks everything, humans, aliens, any species. He is omnisexual and more than omnisexual. He is a ma wife and a manwhore. He once saw a poodle he thought of being gorgeous. Of course poodles can be gorgeous, but coming from his mouth it really sounds like he means it in a sexual way. He is a selfish, hedonistic sociopath. He would. Definitely. As soon as he had figured out, how.

But, he is a great wife!

Here have a canon quote:

"You mean, there’s a bit of all of you inside of me? Sweet goddesses, that’s all I need."

Here have an incorrect quote that is completely incharacter and canonically believable: of course I would fuck my clone. Who would know better how to fuck me than me?

I have the feeling the clone might not live long after that, or he helds him as a little pet (which wouldn't be possible if his personality is also exactly the same). Now, I think he would totally want to fuck his clone, if they have the same personality as well... Then oh boy... That would be intense. I'm not sure if they would manage to start at all 😂 that would definitely be a fight sex or they totally would surprise everyone with... whatever.

[wonderfulworldofmichaelford]

About Me: Favorite Albums

Music isn't something I talk much about here on my blog, mostly because I don't feel like I'm qualified enough to talk about these sorts of things. I know movies like the back of my hand, but I'm definitely not smart enough to dissect what makes music good beyond "I like how it sounds."

But hey, I'm trying to help you get to know me, so here are thirty albums I like the sound of from a variety of artists. My big rule is I have to like at least five songs on any given album for it to qualify. I've listed my top three from each here, so the other two I'll leave to your imaginations (except for my #1 favorite, for which you'll get all of my top 5).

Honorable mentions: Pinkerton - Weezer, Under the Covers, Vol. II - Ninja Sex Party, Montero - Lil Nas X, Poodle Hat - Weird Al, Bad Hair Day - Weird Al, Master of Puppets - Metallica, License to Ill - Beastie Boys, Thriller - Michael Jackson, Purple Rain - Prince, Teenage Dream - Katy Perry, and the so bad it’s good masterpiece Angelic 2 the Core - Corey Feldman. I also didn't include the soundtracks to stage musicals, but the 90s version of Cats and the 80s version of Starlight Express are also some of my favorites.

30. The Hazards of Love - The Decemberists

A tale of a tragic romance told in the form of a concept album, this would almost certainly make the list even if it didn't have some of the best villain songs I've ever heard.

Favorite Songs:

3. “Won’t Want for Love (Margaret in the Taiga)”

2. “The Queen’s Rebuke/The Crossing”

1. “The Rake’s Song”

29. Youthanasia - Megadeth

Quite simply, a fantastic metal album. Not much more to say than that!

Favorite Songs:

3. “Youthanasia”

2. “A Tout le Monde”

1. “Family Tree”

28. In the Court of the Crimson King - King Crimson

Even if it was just the semi-title track that I loved, this album would probably make the list. It's prog rock perfection.

Favorite Songs:

3. "Moonchild"

2. "21st Century Schizoid Man"

1. "The Court of the Crimson King"

27. Saturday Night Fever - Various Artists

The Bee Gees obviously are the stars of the show on this soundtrack album, but it also has one of my favorite things: Disco remixes of classical music.

Favorite Songs:

3. “A Fifth of Beethoven”

2. “Night on Disco Mountain”

1. “Stayin’ Alive”

26. The Marshal Mathers LP 2 - Eminem

While the original album is a classic in its own right and nothing on this one is as immediately iconic as "The Real Slim Shady" or "Stan," I do think that this older, more mature Eminem reflecting back on his career and flexing his skills is overall the better package. This was a real comeback for him, after multiple less-than-impressive comebacks, and it is glorious.

Favorite Songs:

3. “Love Game”

2. “The Monster”

1. “So Far…”

25. McCartney II - Paul McCartney

This is what happens when you let a beloved rock star get really weird. It’s so experimental and quirky; only a Beatle could get this bizarre.

Favorite Songs:

3. “Frozen Jap”

2. “Coming Up”

1. “Temporary Secretary”

24. Painkiller - Judas Priest

One of those rare times where the songs on a metal album are actually, genuinely as fucking awesome as the album cover art.

Favorite Songs:

3. “Night Crawler”

2. “Painkiller”

1. “A Touch of Evil”

23. Songs for the Deaf - Queens of the Stone Age

With the assistance of Dave Grohl, Queens of the Stone Age really put their best foot forward for their breakout album. As hard as most of the tracks go, my absolute favorite is the eerier, slower hidden track about cannibalism.

Favorite Songs:

3. “You Think I Ain’t Worth a Dollar, But I Feel Like a Millionaire”

2. “First It Giveth”

1. “Mosquito Song”

22. Crash Twinsanity - Spiralmouth

The day I found out this entire soundtrack was a capella, my mind was blown. You mean to tell me this whole album is just mouth noises? It really does have the Crash vibe down.

Favorite Songs:

3. “Worm Chase”

2. “Rusty Walrus Chase”

1. “The Evil Twins”

21. Awesome Mix Vol. 2 - Various Artists

Every Guardians movie soundtrack is great, but out of the three it’s the second movie’s soundtrack that reigns supreme. It kicks off with ELO, scores the climactic final battle with Fleetwood Mac, and features a groovy disco remix of the Guardians theme music with vocals provided by David Hasselhoff over the credits. It’s all killer, no filler.

Favorite Songs:

3. “Guardians Inferno”

2. “Mr. Blue Sky”

1. “The Chain”

20. Mouth Dreams - Neil Cicierega

The way the songs flow into each other, the subtle jokes scattered throughout… Really, the only thing holding this back is some songs are just a bit too weak to justify bumping it above its predecessor.

Favorite Songs:

3. “Closerflies”

2. “Ribs”

1. “Fredhammer”

19. Mouth Moods - Neil Cicierega

From fantastic mashups that combine a dozen songs into one coherent whole to remixes that alter a single song and completely warp the premise to the point of absurdity, this is absolutely the highest point of the Mouth series.

Favorite Songs:

3. “Annoyed Grunt”

2. “Shit”

1. “Wow Wow”

18. Ten - Pearl Jam

Homelessness. Suicide. Incest. Murder. This might be one of the single darkest albums of the grunge era, and it firmly cemented Pearl Jam as a force to be reckoned with. Eddie Vedder’s unique vocals really are what makes these songs stand out from the crowd.

Favorite Songs:

3. “Alive”

2. “Jeremy”

1. “Even Flow”

17. The Symbol Remains - Blue Öyster Cult

You wouldn’t think a 70s rock band that loves singing about weird occult stuff could drop anything good five decades into their career, but BOC ain’t any old rock band. Only they could take a silly, memetic concept like the stereotypical “Florida Man” and turn it into a song that has enough weird and mystic vibes that it can easily sit alongside songs about aliens, eldritch horrors, vampires, and zombie Joan Crawford in their discography.

Favorite Songs:

3. “Tainted Blood”

2. “Florida Man”

1. “Box in My Head”

16. Impera - Ghost

One of Ghost's most solid albums to date. It has a few low points ("Twenties") but the highs are so high they easily eclipse those few lesser tracks.

Favorite Songs:

3. “Spillways”

2. “Hunter’s Moon”

1. “Call Me Little Sunshine”

15. The Presidents of the United States of America – The Presidents of the United States of America

I have very fond memories of listening to this in the car growing up. It’s such a charming piece of 90s rock, with the band foretelling their ultimate fate with the track “We Are Not Going To Make It.” Oh well, they manage to make it onto this list at least.

Favorite Songs:

3. “Kitty”

2. “Lump”

1. “Peaches”

14. Born This Way – Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga has fallen from the lofty heights she once stood upon, not quite being as massive as her heyday... But with an album that gets you this high, there's really nowhere to go but down. This album has a song for everyone, and for someone with taste as weird as my own, it had a load of great tracks.

Favorite Songs:

3. “Bad Kids”

2. “Bloody Mary”

1. “Judas”

13. In Utero - Nirvana

You can definitely tell that Nevermind was a more polished, commercial album when you listen to this one. The songs here are so much more raw than on their more famous album, with so much more bite to them. It can be a bit off-putting for sure, but this is definitely the short-lived band's best work (if not my favorite).

Favorite Songs:

3. “Dumb”

2. “Rape Me”

1. “Pennyroyal Tea”

12. Undertale Soundtrack – Toby Fox

Easily my favorite instrumental soundtrack of all time—and considering all the fantastic game soundtracks I’ve heard in my time, this is saying something. Every single track is a fantastic and fitting tune for wherever they’re used in-game, and even if my favorite track is the obvious pick, even I’ll admit that it’s not the best one (that would probably be #2).

Favorite Songs:

3. “Death By Glamour”

2. “Battle Against a True Hero”

1. “Megalovania”

11. Metal Gear Rising Soundtrack – Various artists

A game as insane and metal as Rising needs a soundtrack to match, and to say this one delivered is an understatement. Every song is one of the most badass things you will ever hear, with a good chunk of them elaborating on the motivations and personalities of the bosses. It says a lot that the weakest song is Blade Wolf's, and even that's just "okay" as opposed to "awful."

Favorite Songs:

3. “Red Sun”

2. “A Stranger I Remain”

1. “It Has to be This Way”

10. Seven Inches of Satanic Panic - Ghost

I don’t think this is better than their full albums, but I definitely think this is one of the best musical one-two punches I’ve ever heard. “Mary on a Cross” and “Kiss the Go-Goat” are two of Ghost’s finest songs, and this is where they came from

9. I Get Wet – Andrew W.K.

In the proud tradition of AC/DC, pretty much every song on this album sounds the same—and none of the songs rock any less for it. It’s a collection of awesomely stupid anthems about partying, hot girls, and NYC that goes harder than it has any need to.

Favorite Songs:

3. “Ready to Die”

2. “She is Beautiful”

1. “I Get Wet”

8. Running With Scissors – Weird Al

This was a big turning point in Al’s career—it’s when he debuted his new look, sans glasses and with his hair grown out—and for me at least it’s the album where I feel like he put all the lessons he learned over the 90s to good use. It’s true that there’s a few lines that haven’t aged well but the overall package is strong enough that it overshadows the blemishes. It has his strongest “movie recap” parody song, his best polka medley, and his funniest and most iconic epic-length song; how can it not make my top ten?

Favorite Songs:

3. “The Saga Begins”

2. “Polka Power!”

1. “Albuquerque”

7. Doolittle - Pixies

It’s genuinely tough picking between this and Surfer Rosa, but when it comes right down to it Doolittle is the one that has more tracks I like. I don’t think anything here is quite as good as “Where is My Mind?” from the latter album, but that album doesn’t have “Mr. Grieves” on it.

Favorite Songs:

3. “Here Comes Your Man”

2. “Wave of Mutilation”

1. “Monkey Gone to Heaven”

6. Invisible Touch - Genesis

I think Invisible Touch is Genesis’s undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Take the lyrics to “Land of Confusion.” In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. “In Too Deep” is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I’ve heard in rock.

Favorite Songs:

3. “Domino”

2. “Land of Confusion”

1. “Invisible Touch”

5. Mandatory Fun – Weird Al

As of 2023 this is Al’s last album, and if he never makes another it’s hard to argue that he didn’t go out on top. The style parodies are some of his best ever, the polka medley is fantastic, and the parodies here are all leagues better than the songs they’re spoofing. “Foil” in particular is worth singling g out for being a hilarious subversion of the stereotypical food-related parodies Al was known for back in the day.

Favorite Songs:

3. “Foil”

2. “Handy”

1. “Jackson Park Express”

4. ABBA Gold - ABBA

Is it cheating to put a greatest hits compilation on this list? Well, since it's my list, the answer is no! An album like this is all bangers, no filler, every song I love in one place one after the other. The omission of “Tiger” is the only flaw.

3. Nevermind - Nirvana

It's pretty inarguable that this is a more polished and commercial grunge album than In Utero, but no matter what Kurt or the other band members say this is still one of the best albums ever made. My only gripe with it is that the song that gets the most attention, "Smells Like Teen Spirit," overshadows a lot of songs better than it. "In Bloom" is the best track in my opinion, with its lyrics abut fans with zero media literacy still very relevant even to this day.

Favorite Songs:

3. “Polly”

2. “Come as You Are”

1. “In Bloom”

2. The Number of the Beast – Iron Maiden

From the band with the greatest album covers of all time comes a metal album featuring the hard rock version of "Roxanne," an epic seven minute track, and the greatest song condemning the actions of colonizers. Oh, and the title track is pretty awesome too. Considering how lukewarm the first two albums are, this might be one of the greatest glow ups in metal history, going from a decent but not spectacular act to one of the greatest bands of all time.

Favorite Songs:

3. “22 Acacia Avenue”

2. “Hallowed be Thy Name”

1. “Run to the Hills”

1. Spirit Phone – Lemon Demon

Maybe I'm just a basic bitch for calling this my favorite album ever, but the fact of the matter is that this whole album is basically tailor made for my interests. Songs about conspiracy theories? Songs about urban legends like Gef and Polybius? Songs that make fun of Reaganomics? I genuinely could not imagine a better set of songs than this if I tried.

Favorite Songs:

5. “Reaganomics”

4. “Touch-Tone Telephone”

3. “When He Died”

2. “Sweet Bod”

1. “Cabinet Man”

[edgaralienpoe]

You’ve slept in the same bed together, gone on long road trips crammed next to each other in the back seat of someone’s rickety old car, and seen each other naked on the rare occasion when your more impulsive friends decide to go skinny dipping in the middle of the night during a camping trip. 

So why was this moment–here swaying in his arms to some nondescript, retro love song–so incredibly potent for you. Why did it feel like your heart was being inflated like a party balloon and twisted into the vague shape of a poodle? 

since now I even work on Sundays (and it makes me miserable) I decided to finally read this!! and as I was expecting it made me feel a little better <333

you always eat mads

I really hope my boss wasn't seeing me through the CCCTV bc I was giggling crying gagging

I'm copying my notes exactly how I wrote them as I was reading so all of this probably won't make any sense

hoshi being late because his dishwasher was going crazy is my favorite thing, being a chaotic adult isn't easy

I'm hoshi

when seulgi was mentioned I was like "where else was she a character?" And I thought it was on 'ritual' but it was on can't help myself *sobs while waiting for chapter 2*

I LOVE FRIENDSHIP SO MUCH

"It was how most mornings–afternoons, evenings, nights–were spent between the four of you (five, when Seulgi was around). Helping each other as much as you hindered and teased. Being in the same ameobus friend group since the early days of college will do that. The familiarity is almost too potent at times. You knew the ins and outs of each other. Every weakness, every strength, and every potential."

i love how the friendship wasn't only described as a whole but also a you described the character's personality individually

made me appreciate them more as a reader

seulgi my queen women for the win✊✊

jeonghan watching it all go down lmao I know he knows something more

It's me I'm the friends to lovers cliché lover they're referring to

the conversation about the back story😭😭😭 that must've been so awkward when you're actually in love with the friend you're pretending to date

I LOVE THAT PEOPLE ARE LIKE 'ABOUT TIME' after they started to "date"

I hated that oc wanted to break up with him right there bc mingyu was hot😭😭

but I guess I would too if o was pretending to date my friend and mingyu just showed up

I KNEW JEONGHAN KNEW he ate with that 'this is what you get for playing with feelings'

I fucking hate oc fucking bitch

I know cheol almost choke when oc said he was jealous lol

not him still having the old-ass shirt🥺

CHEOL ASKING OC TO MAKE A CHOICE I WOULD DIE

mingyu didn't get laid :(((

I guess mingyu is me and I'm mingyu :/

mads I just hope you know that everything you write stays with me for a long time: characters, stories, situations <333

I NEED MORE OF THIS FRIEND GROUP

other people’s weddings | choi seungcheol

pairing: seungcheol x fem!reader, some mingyu x fem!reader other cast: soonyoung, jeonghan, seulgi, johnny (sorry to johnny for this), saerom cameo, jihoon mention genre: rom com, fake dating au, slight love triangle au, friends to lovers, idiots to idiots in love warnings: language, mature themes, some suggestive content sprinkled throughout and allusions to sex (nothing explicit at all), reader uses she/her pronouns throughout word count: 15.6k

“Remind me again: which wedding is this one?” you ask, head resting in your palm as you sit at your best friend’s kitchen table at 10:30am in your emerald green (and slightly stained) cocktail dress. 

Seungcheol glances at you in the reflection of the mirror in front of him, hands halting briefly in the process of tying his bright blue tie. “You didn’t bother to look at the invitation this morning?” His expression straddles the line between bemusement and annoyance. An expression you’ve come to know quite well over your many years of friendship. 

“No,” you shrug, taking a small sip from your iced caramel macchiato. He audibly sighs. A performance of his annoyance with you–another thing you’ve gotten used to. “You know where we’re going, and since I’m going with you, I just have to show up and look pretty.” you wink at him as he levels you with a slight glare and furrowed brows. “Don’t look at me like that, we have like…six weddings to go to this summer.” Seungcheol rolls his eyes at the exaggeration before turning his attention back to the strip of fabric hanging around his neck. 

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[starlingsrps]

it's only just the weight of the world.

alex and his crew don’t come back.

it’s not the only one and there are enough men down that the mood is somber on base tonight. this isn’t the first time, not by a long shot. david has been in europe for eight months, thorpe abbotts for five - he’s lost friends, he’s lost more than he ever thought he would and he’s still here and upright. 

but alex being dead, alex never coming back sits like a stone on his chest. the kid’s a little shit who can’t pick a single fight to save his life, lanky and scrappy as an alley cat but there’s something about him that david recognizes. he’d been a little shit himself at twenty - more like a pampered poodle and full of it - but a little shit all the same. he didn’t talk much about where he came from but it was pretty clear that the army was good for him in a way it absolutely wasn’t for david. a few years and hardy might have managed to make something of himself.

that’s what isn’t sitting, he realizes. alex is - was, whatever - turning twenty one in two weeks. it feels fucked up that he won’t be. he’s a kid. he should have had more time.

david drags himself from interrogation to the showers to the clubhouse. he doesn’t want to be alone at all, though he’s all too aware of what terrible company he is. there’s a moment and a toast for the crews that went down today and then it’s like it never happened at all. it’s like they all disappeared. someone puts on a record and the subject changes. across the room, he hears jack telling some new story about his daughter. there’s a poker game in the corner that he could get in on but he decides to keep drinking instead.

it doesn’t take him too long to be well and truly drunk, which feels a lot better than being sober. the warm numbness feels pleasant compared to harsh reality. drunk feels like armor. anything that hits him cant hurt him, bounces right off of him and into some other poor fuck. sure, he’ll be hungover tomorrow but he can deal with hungover. he does his some of his best work hungover, in the gloriously hazy moments before he tries to remember what the hell he did to get this way. 

david almost wishes he’d thought of this sooner.

sid joins him, dumping a short glass of whiskey next to the empty one. which number it is, he doesn’t quite remember. “quiet without hardy,” he comments. “miss the little fucker already.”

“he’s a kid. doesn’t seem fair.”

“they’re all kids, hatch.” sid shrugs, bolts down half his own drink. “you know what we’re up against.”

its not that sid doesn’t care, david knows that. he knows that sid has been a solider longer than any of them and that what sounds cold is just logic.

he still wants to punch him in the face.

“i hate it here, sid.”

“i’m not having a great time either. none of us are.” he shoots the other half of his drink and wipes his mouth with the back of his hand. “just need to make the best of it.”

no, he can’t punch sid. it’s not sid’s fault.

“i’m so tired of people telling me that. nothing good ever happens here.” he downs his drink in one gulp. “we don’t win shit. we fuck up, guys die. we get lucky once in awhile, guys still die. it’s fucking pointless.”

sid sigh heavily, taps the base of his glass in the scratched table top. “i don’t know what to tell you, hatch,” he says, looking over his shoulder with an exasperated expression. “it’s war. that’s the point.”

“fucking stupid,” he mutters. “you too, if you believe that horseshit.”

usually, sid would respond with some wiseass crack about knowing he’s dumb but instead, he just looks at him before shaking his head. “and you’re drunk. go get some air.”

“fuck it, fine. night, halstead. go fuck yourself.”

he flashes him a sharp smile that doesn’t reach his eyes. “right back at you.”

david gets another drink before he leaves, figuring he’ll bring it back in the morning or eventually or never. he walks for awhile, taking the longest, most meandering route back to his bunk. sobering up, having a one man wake - little bit of both. it’ll be like the others. after tonight, none of them will ever speak of alex or the rest of his crew ever again.

he and alex met when alex tried to swoop in on the pub waitress david was working on. he left vera unattended for five minutes to take a leak and came back to the little shit giving her a show. and, quite frankly, doing a better job of it than he’d been. 

“okay, okay,” he said, plucking him up from the stool by the scruff of his jacket like a kitten. he’d resolutely stayed put, ass turning into cement. “bedtime for the first graders. i’m taking you out.”

“they let you out of the graveyard for good behavior?” he’d looked him up and down, clearly unimpressed. “you couldn’t take me out if you bought me a dozen roses and sucked my dick.” 

david had never been more charmed in his life. it wasn’t as though he didn’t have friends here but alex had been a dangerous combination of friend and little brother. he could meet him at his level, high or low, in a way none of the others could. they riled each other up and if david was too old for half of this shit or alex wasn’t mature enough, they averaged out. indigo said that it felt like babysitting two tornados to go to the pub with them 

and now he’ll never talk to him again.

the glass is still in his hand when the grief and rage meet and he’s hurling it to the ground before he can stop himself.

screw it. if this has taught him anything, he doesn’t have a shot in hell of getting out of here alive.

might as well keep going until it’s inevitably his turn.

[eldritch-spouse]

How would breg react to the reader having cuteness aggression? Or like being really Into him and very touchy and romantic? But also has those moments where they accidentally bite him or something

Cuteness aggression, you say?

Hardly an issue, he has that himself concerning you. In all fairness, it's probably because you're half his size and very frail, comparatively. That's why when Breg squeezes your hand, he tends to grip really hard because in reality he just wants to squeeze you until you pop. In fact, part of why he's so sweaty and looks uncomfortable all the time is because he's controlling himself to not pick you up and rub his face on your hair like a weirdo. Breg may have impulsively gotten the urge to bite you, mostly your thighs, but he knows better than anyone else that his teeth and tremendously dangerous no matter what shape they take. Everytime you do something nice for him, he wants to eat your face and it's a little concerning.

To have that type of sentiment directed his way is very amusing. You are akin to a vaguely rabid poodle in Breg's eyes. D-Do you really think he's cute? Really? *intense tail wagging*. He thinks it's adorable how you'll come up to him and grab at his arm to yank him down. The breeder swears he can visibly spot your pupils dilate while you stare at him wordlessly, which in turn triggers his own need to squish your cheeks and babble nonsense at you as if you were an animal. The good thing about this scenario is that Breg has way more pain tolerance than you'd think, so whenever your cuteness aggression gets the best out of you and you end up squeezing him really hard- The breeder barely feels any discomfort.

If you bit him though, I think he'd start struggling. Not because it hurts mind you, just because he really likes it. In a moment of distracted weakness, you bite the arm you were holding onto while the two of you talked idly. And Breg just sort of gawks at your little teeth barely nicking his hide. Does this... Does this mean you want attention? Are you marking him? So soon? Right here? Fuck yes. I don't blame you for running when he unhinges his jaw to return the treatment. Bite one too many times and the breeder will dart home with you tossed over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes.

I guarantee you he traces over whatever little marks you managed to leave on him when he's feeling insecure.

[ali3nboyfriend]

exhibit a) mixed coat type

groomer's worst fucking nightmare. owner's worst fucking nightmare as well, because most doodle coats are a twice-daily brush, but most doodle owners either don't know this, don't care enough, or don't have the energy to brush twice daily. this means even with regular grooming doodle coats become just absolutely covered in mats, especially goldendoodles and labradoodles, both of whom are mixes of two breeds that fucking love getting wet.

this also means the majority of doodles aren't actually hypoallergenic. if you want a hypoallergenic dog you'd have better luck with a purebred poodle of your size preference.

another reason they are a groomer’s (and other pet professionals’) worst nightmare is

exhibit b) behavioral problems

there’s two reasons for this.

one is that they’re very overbred, which means people purposefully breeding them don’t really take temperament into account 9 times out of 10 (which i’ll go into more detail later). when it comes to dogs, while every one has their own personality and a lot of it breaks down to early training and socialization, a good chunk of it comes from their parents. parents of a nervous or reactive disposition tend to throw pups that are equally nervous and reactive.

the second comes down to owner mishandling. i blame a lot of this on the lack of public education around pets in general, especially dogs. here’s the simple facts: the two most popular types of doodle, labradoodles and goldendoodles, are both mixes of two high drive, working breed water dogs, one of which (the poodle) is known for its high level of intelligence. the vast majority of casual pet owners are simply not equipped for a working breed, let alone an intelligent one. they cannot put in the time, usually because they simply don’t have it, to wear out the dog and give it the enrichment that it needs, or to socialize it properly to try and negate any reactivity that might be inherent to it due to poor breeding.

the people that do have this time and want to put in the effort are not buying doodles. they’re buying labradors, poodles, golden retrievers, and, tbh, border collies. casual pet owners usually don’t know they’re not going to be equipped to handle a doodle, because they’re sold as being good family pets and hypoallergenic above anything else, two statements which are usually false.

think about a bored toddler. now think about how that bored toddler would act out if their parents were neglecting their emotional needs. that is how most doodles behave.

exhibit c) poor breeding/overbreeding/lack of purpose

doodles are popular. they’re stupid popular. when a dog is stupid popular people that don’t really care about the health and well being of their dogs are gonna see dollar signs. this is how you end up with that reactivity and those nervous dispositions.

good dog breeders exist and are vital. this is not an anti-breeding post.

a good dog breeder has a breed or breeds they’re passionate about and want to improve through breeding. that is why someone should want to be a breeder in the first place: they have a goal in mind for what their lines should accomplish, and they want to improve the quality and standard of health of their breed through the breeding of those lines. a good dog breeder knows their breed’s purpose, whether that be working or guarding or companionship, and strives to produce puppies who can not only function, but thrive in that role.

good dog breeders do not breed doodles.

i’m sure some doodle breeders have a goal in mind for their dogs, and i don’t doubt that many doodle breeders really love their animals. but the sad truth of the matter is that the vast majority of them, even the ones that love them, are backyard breeders who started breeding them because they know people will pay good money for a doodle due to their popularity. a doodle is (usually) a mix of two working breeds, and it’s sold as a hypoallergenic companion dog. this is a huge red flag.

(in before someone checks me on this: working dogs can be companion animals, yes, but they’re more care-intensive than companion breeds. a labrador being kept as a companion animal is going to need more exercise and entertainment than a maltese, who was bred to be a lap dog. i don’t think a lot of people that aren’t capital d Dog People are aware of how much a dog’s breed affects their needs.)

and that’s not even starting on doodles that aren’t labradoodles or goldendoodles. what purpose is there for the existence of a great danoodle? a sheepadoodle? when we breed dogs without any reason or goal in mind except money, and then sell them to unequipped owners, those dogs end up flooding the already strained shelter system. purposeful, ethical breeding from people who care about homing their dogs with people who are ready for them and can provide them with a good environment for them prevents this from happening.

—

i’m not saying doodles can’t be good dogs. please do not get offended on their behalf. but the practice of breeding them is unethical, and buying them creates more demand for them, which means they’re bred even worse, and they have become a huge problem for most dog and pet professionals because of it.

if you want a hypoallergenic, intelligent dog: consider a normal poodle. the people that breed them are passionate about them and they’re wonderful animals, and their coats actually require less work to maintain than a doodle (weekly brushing for shorter kept coats, rather than twice daily) because they’re not mixed type.

if you want a high energy companion animal: consider a labrador, a golden retriever, or a shelter mutt. labs and goldens do have an overbreeding problem because of their popularity, but you can still find breeders passionate about maintaining good lineages who have wonderful animals they’re happy to home. shelter dogs often have unknown histories and may require extra work to train and socialize, but they can be perfectly good companions, and if that’s all you want or need and you don’t have specific needs irt temperament, then you will be perfectly happy with one.

if you want a highly trainable or working dog: look into a breed’s historical functions and how they might play into what you require in your dog, as well as how the dog is typically used in the modern day, and go from there.

just… don’t get a doodle, unless adopting from a shelter. don’t continue the demand for them.

honest to god funniest thing in the world is how ubiquitous doodles (poodle mixes) have become among dog owners and how much everyone who works professionally with dogs absolutely fucking hates them as a concept

[look-i-love-u]

Who's your BFF?! - A Gallavich Ficlet

Lyle, @milkovetti, I'm sorry for worrying you without reason. It was supposed to be a drabble but it got longer. It was supposed to be Tami and Mickey in action but... a certain tall redhead had other plans. Hope you like it!

***

“What the fuck??! Mickey!” 

Ian’s shout probably made stupid Melanie’s weird diaper wearing poodle jump off her office couch.

Mickey sighed and rolled his eyes, quickly going through his mental  ‘things I did that will piss Ian off”-list. 

Asked the hot guy that looked like freaking Michael B. Jordan for an interview as a driver without consulting it with Ian first. - No, his husband had eyes. He wouldn’t shout like this if that was the problem.

Helped Iggy move some stuff - Nope, Ian wouldn’t be able to find out about that for the next five days at least.

Ate the last of the tomato pesto without buying a new glass - Maaayyybe.

So… what exactly is the problem? 

Only one way to find out.

Mickey sighs and pushes himself up from his comfy position on their bed. It really did feel like a fucking cloud and Mickey has never slept better.

“What? What the hell you yelling for like this? Do you want to wake fucking Frank up from the dead?” Mickey grumbles, his voice getting quieter and quieter as he sees Ian. His neck is burning red, his eyes are blazing.

Oh oh. 

Fuck.

This is worse than any tomato pesto situation could ever be.

Mickey bites his lip. Looks up at his husband through his eye lashes.

“I…”

“Explain. This.” Ian presses out through clenched teeth and Mickey’s eyes fly around the room to get any sort of clue what the hell was going on. Really, any hint would do at this point.

The muscles in Ian’s arms twitch and Mickey feels his mouth go dry while a bead of sweat rolls down his back. Fuck. He was in deep shit. Sleep on the couch and not get the good d tonight- deep shit.

“I…”

“Yes. I’m waiting.” 

“I don’t know… I didn’t do… anything.” He says and holds Ian’s furious gaze.

His eyes go a shade darker and the vein along his neck pulses.

Wrong answer, Milkovich. Fuck.

“Are you serious? Are you fucking serious right now?” Ian says and reaches behind himself to throw a magazine against Mickey’s chest. The pages flutter into his face. Shit.

“Didn’t do anything? Then what is this! Explain this. Please!” Ian says and waves his huge ass hands around the room in a wide motion, encompassing the magazine lying on the floor with a broken spine, their apartment, their furniture and the photos on the wall.

Fuck.

“You mean the… the test?”

“Of course I fucking mean the test!” Ian growls. “Best friends, Mick! Best friends!”

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

“Okay… first things first. You need to calm the fuck down.” Mickey says and lifts his hands before Ian can go on another tirade. “You really should learn how to play stuff cool, Gallagher.” He sighs and picks up the magazine. 

“And then you need to listen to me. And listen to me real good.”

Mickey grins. He feels on solid ground again now and takes a few steps closer to Ian.

“We did the test. We had a laugh. We have a lot of shit in common. We’re both bad-ass. We’re smart. Fucking gorgeous. Laugh about the same shit. Get off on crime. Care about our family. Get hard ons for stupid Gallaghers… and love a fucking good drink. And your precious tomato pesto. So… yeah… it was pretty obvious what the test would say. We’re best friends. Tami and I are best friends. BFFs. It’s written right here. And Teen Magazine is obviously never fucking wrong.” Mickey says and stands toe to toe with his Ian, who is still pouting and refuses to meet his eye.

“I love that chic. Not gonna lie.” Mickey shrugs and presses the magazine against Ian’s chest. “And I know that you love that I love her. And all the rest of your stupidly annoying family, Red.” 

Mickey raises his eyebrow and sighs.

“But… Mick.” Ian blinks and finally looks at him again. His cheeks are flushed now.

“Yes?!”, Mickey grins, like the little shit he is.

He presses forward a bit to let Ian feel just how hard he gets for this certain Gallagher.

“Fuck… Best friends? I thought, that I…? That we…?” Ian groans. 

Mickey’s grin gets wider. 

“Ey. We are. You are….” He smiles and nuzzles Ian’s neck. “And you’re also my husband.” A kiss against freckled skin. Ian sighs and tilts his head back. “And the fucking love of my whole fucking life.” Another kiss, followed by shiver. “The guy I live with… and want to spend my life with. My partner. My lover. My family….”

Ian groans and rips the stupid magazine away to get fully up into Mickey’s personal space.

He kisses him. Open lips, tangling tongues.

“Fuck.” Ian presses his forehead against Mickey’s, cradling his face. “I’m sorry, Mick.”

“Ah. Fuck it. Don’t be. It’s hot that you get jealous over stupid shit like this…” Mickey grins and pulls Ian into another hot kiss, knowing Ian will be incredibly eager to make this shit up to him. The whole fucking night.

He laughs into the kiss and kicks the magazine under the couch before Ian throws him on it.

Ian’s lips leave a hot trail down Mickey’s neck and he leans his head back, closes his eyes. He grins brightly… fuck yes!

…

Two hours later he is sweaty and bruised and totally satisfied. Mickey smiles and kisses Ian’s shoulder. Just one moment and he could pass out next to his blissfully smiling and sleeping husband.

[text] You were right, Tamietti. It worked like a charm. 

[text] Wait till you hear the details. You’ll learn a thing or two.

[text] Meet you tomorrow at our spot? 

He chuckled. Changed her name to “Bestie <3” and wrapped himself around Ian… he deserved some rest before Mickey would make his husband check something on his phone…