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listened to unwritten by natasha bedingfield and now i feel normal again

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this is my next anti americans-that-fetishise-scotland rant americans on instagram are talking about the ‘(city i live in) way of life’ and are saying shit like ohhh they start work at 10am and finish at 4pm oooooh it’s so quiet and peaceful and it’s like a movie set where one can find inner peace with nature . meanwhile ac/dc and oasis have just done multiple nights of gigs here during the middle of our international performance arts festival so the entire city is trashed with litter and our transport sector is struggling bc our population DOUBLES in of the festival and at christmas and we have a airbnb infestation bc of ppl trying to make money off tourists so we have a housing problem and that doesn’t even get the drug and employment problems bc the majority of high street hires are international students on fixed term contracts bc that’s better for turnover kpis if they’re actually only contracted a few months at a time all of our new buildings are student accommodations or hotels so that’s not helping the housing problem there’s a cap on the amount of scottish people that can attend our universities so ppl are struggling for higher education in this city and there’s a group of 40 chavs that wreck havoc on our main street every thursday-sunday and actually tried to break into both mine and my boyfriends workplaces today and ambulances race around literally every minute . i would love to live in the city americans think this place is . also idc about the way you’re descended from williams wallace 6 other ppl told me that today and you’ve all been scammed by some cunt taking advantage of the outlander effect on the mile . also fuck outlander . but yeah the architecture is cute and all.

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did the flight work out okay yesterday?

eventually yes we ended up getting home like 4 hours later than expected but we made it . however i am always still murderous about something

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crashing out at work while the tide is high by blondie plays over our shitty speakers and a baby cries at the front of the ship truly an experience i’m having today

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i’ve been in the airport for 5 hours and my flight is delayed another 1-2 hours and someone’s baby is behind me literally screaming i’m becoming homicidal

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im actually going to throw up my boyfriend is stuck in london with his flight constantly being delayed and we are supposed to go to Amsterdam in literally 9 hours

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i dyed my hair fully jet black and now i’m realising i have to show up to work like this and have them take me seriously as the known emo of the workplace . dare me to jump off this jersey bridge

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my stupid ass boyfriend left me roses and a note at my door just fucking because . and now i’m sat crying on my couch . i love him a lot

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That looks delicious your family is missing out for real

right my dad is on some diet and he’s going in about how carbs are bad for you so he’s not having pasta or rice anymore sure that’s his own prerogative but like the entire time i was home nobody was keen on me cooking at all like . they usually love me cooking for them so i brought ravioli w me and none of them wanted it . means i get it all to myself tho so lmao sucks to be them i guess

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can you believe my family said no to this meal bc ‘carbs are bad’ . i’m living my best life rn

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men are gross as hell

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the 1-2 of my brother yelling at me that i was eating too loud (shoutout lidl grissini) to him them walking around eating a bag of crisps rustling it tf around and chewing with his mouth open like damn i think one of us on our way to breaking the sound barrier and it’s not me

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i love my bf !!!!!

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tourists complaining they forgot to pack power adapters girl what you forgot to pack is your common sense and courtesy did you leave it on the plane why are you stood in a massive clump in the middle of the walkway move to the side .

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this is pt two to reasons i’ve given ppl ‘gen z stare’ which i fully believe is actually just taking a moment to process what the fuck is being asked bc someone asked me ‘oh i saw outside you’re advertising a whisky flavoured tea but we just got want to try whisky can we have that’ ‘sir this is a tea shop we advertised whisky flavoured tea because we sell tea’ ‘yeah but we just want the whisky can we just have a tester of the whisky’ ‘no sir we don’t offer whisky tastings this is a tea shop’ ‘so you only sell tea’ ‘and coffee but yeah’ then he had the gall to scoff at me ??????? what the fuck is in the air with tourists this year

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‘what is the flavour in the raspberry ripple’ ILL GIVE TOU ONE GOOD FUCKINF GUESS .KYS .

also shout out to the diva that asked my colleague for her free gift today and when my colleague asked for the account details she said she didn’t have an account and wanted the free gift anyway and no the girl yesterday didn’t even ask for her email (we physically cannot advance to the purchase without asking yes or no to the rewards scheme) and spent 5 minutes arguing just to say oh yeah she did actually ask and yeah she did leave her email and she wants her free gift now . when the only thing she was buying was 6 paper bags for a grand total of 60p and the free gift doesn’t activate unless you spend £10 . it’s spend £10 for a free item . and she got mad at my colleague for it .

gen z stare or whatever‘what’s my free gift’ ‘oh it’s anything in the store that is £10 or under’ ‘so can i get this’ ‘no that 11.95 it has to be a maximum value of £10’ ‘so just take £10 off i’ll pay the rest’ ‘so unfortunately i can’t do that as per the email voucher it has to be a single item to the value of £10 you can try x y and z those ranges are all valid for the gift’ ‘what about that one’ ‘no that’s £18 unfortunately the price is just on the self next to it there’ ‘and i can’t just pay the rest’ ‘no sir as i said the voucher is for one free item the till physically will not let me enter the code on an item more than £10’ ‘so what can i get’ ‘im happy to show you options in the x y and z ranges its only a select few that don’t fit into the deal’ ‘there’s nothing £10 in here’ ‘almost everything we carry has a value of 9.95, you’re looking at a traditional import which is why it’s more expensive’ ‘so you can’t just give me this for free’ ‘no sir it’s anything to the value of £10’ ‘whatever i don’t want the gift anymore’ I CANNOT DO THIS EVERY SINGLE FICKING DAYYYYYTYTYT

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gen z stare or whatever‘what’s my free gift’ ‘oh it’s anything in the store that is £10 or under’ ‘so can i get this’ ‘no that 11.95 it has to be a maximum value of £10’ ‘so just take £10 off i’ll pay the rest’ ‘so unfortunately i can’t do that as per the email voucher it has to be a single item to the value of £10 you can try x y and z those ranges are all valid for the gift’ ‘what about that one’ ‘no that’s £18 unfortunately the price is just on the self next to it there’ ‘and i can’t just pay the rest’ ‘no sir as i said the voucher is for one free item the till physically will not let me enter the code on an item more than £10’ ‘so what can i get’ ‘im happy to show you options in the x y and z ranges its only a select few that don’t fit into the deal’ ‘there’s nothing £10 in here’ ‘almost everything we carry has a value of 9.95, you’re looking at a traditional import which is why it’s more expensive’ ‘so you can’t just give me this for free’ ‘no sir it’s anything to the value of £10’ ‘whatever i don’t want the gift anymore’ I CANNOT DO THIS EVERY SINGLE FICKING DAYYYYYTYTYT