Bisexual/Leftist/Male (He/Him)/Has beaten Jak & Daxter 100% over a hundred times. According to my daughter, I am the "most daddy in the whole best good world." This is the place where you can find Michael After Midnight, Psycho Analysis, and Xeno the alien. But most importantly of all this is where you can find Tales of Rhine City, the book I am co-writing with my wife! Stay tuned for updates on that with the #the vampirino story and #impetus tags!
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Whoever wrote this, slayed so hard with all these statements, truer words have never been spoken

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I recall reading that Joe Quesada and a couple other senior members in Marvel really hated Peter with MJ for some reason. Joe did already leave Marvel back in 2022 though I have no idea about any if the others or if he still has pull even after he left.
They literally just need to undo the shit with a story! Everyone hates MJ and Peter being apart! Fuck’s sake!
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Proposal: When a studio cancels a movie or show that's deep into development or already finished for literally no reason, we should call it "Getting Zaslaved".
It might upset him so we should totally do it
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So here’s something I don’t understand. Comics are always coming up with retcons or new storylines to pave over widely hated or awful plots and characterization, and Marvel especially does this a lot. It’s how we got Mysterio fucking Norman Osborn, it’s why Frank Castle isn’t an agent of angels, and so on. Why, then, are the comics so dead set on not only keeping One More Day in canon but also keeping 616!Peter and MJ apart? Literally everyone hates that storyline, audiences are super happy when Peter and MJ aee together, one of Stan Lee’s final acting roles (in the Spider-Man game) is telling MJ to her face he loves her and Peter together… They can’t seriously still believe audiences can’t connect to a happily married superhero who juggles his responsibilities as a husband with being a hero, right?
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in the club freakin it in a sensitive style
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mouse girl commercial airline pilot who gets on the intercom and says "this is your captain squeaking... we've just ahhh, reached our maximum cruising altitude of 32,000 feet, which is very high and scary for me because I'm a mouse"
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@oh-tobeafrog thank you for inspiring me with this galaxy brain take on my two favorite marvel heroes :)
original post here
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Just saw one of the greatest films in my life last night, the most severe whiplash from the night before last when I saw one of the worst. I’m considering reviewing it too.
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my OCs are sooo cool you guys don't know what you're missing. if you could see the show i'm watching in my head rn you'd go so crazy i'm telling u
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I think there’s like a sliding scale of “overly horny meat head” to “actual misogynist” with Johnny Bravo at one end, Gaston at the other, and Duke z Nukem at the midpoint.
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The most important canon facts TailsTube has given us
-Tails uses tumblr -In his world, tumblr has a two-tailed icon -The fact above might imply Tails has created tumblr
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The first ever Psycho Analysis/IIRTB hybrid is coming, as well as an extremely vitriolic MAM about a Happy Madison production that is easily the second worst comedy I’ve ever seen in my life (and one that doesn’t deserve the dignity of me questioning its quality).
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We all agree, right?
AI to write your novel is wrong
A bargain with a demon to write your novel is okay
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