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Very solid movie that adapts Lovecraft’s themes and concepts as opposed to one single story. It has really great practical effects and the town it takes place in looks fantastic, plus it has the sort of bizarre twist ending you’d want out of Lovecraft; it definitely paves over some weak performances and really bad CGI to make this a decent underrated gem.

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Red Skull Psycho Analysis will come tomorrow thanks to my fussy toddler! Maybe I should just make Mondays the official drop day lmao

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This movie has a lot of issues (Why isn’t Dan Green the voice of God? Why is that fucking worthless notch-eared Pichu here?) but damn if it isn’t entertaining. Definitely one of the better Pokémon movies, though not top tier.

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Considering I’m not really big on the original, I was not expecting to enjoy this quite as much as I did. George C. Scott and Brad Dourif genuinely elevate the already solid material into a masterpiece, and the surreal elements and suffocating tension are superb. The best aspect is how we never really see the gruesome aftermath of murders—we have it described, and our imaginations fill in the rest. Perhaps the most chilling is Dourif giving a detailed description of how he drained the blood from a man and then chopped his head off—all without spilling a drop. I think the ending is a bit abrupt but that’s about my only real gripe.

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I cannot sing Tubi’s praises enough. Genuinely the best streaming platform of all time.

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Silent Hill 2 (2001)

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People on Twitter posting Luigi Mangione shackled feet in court and it’s like, feet guys, can we please just be normal for a second here?

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I think it’s important to have a very broad media diet. Watch dumbass comedies, family animated films, B-movie schlock, artsy films, mob movies, superhero flicks, character dramas, and surrealist nonsense. Watch everything. Experience the full scope of the art form and you might be surprised at what you find you enjoy.

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Maybe it’s how the film takes potshots at all sorts of stereotypical behaviors so it feels less cruel and more funny. Maybe it’s because in this day and age a film this absurdly, hilariously offensive genuinely would have a hard time getting made. Maybe it’s Terry Crews, who going off this movie might be the funniest man to ever live. Whatever the case, I genuinely like this dumbass movie.

Oh, who am I kidding? It’s definitely because of Crews.

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WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT HOW HE SAW MEL AND IMMEDIATELY ASSUMED ZAGREUS TRANSITIONED LMAOOOO

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Captain America and Kanye West were both big things this past week. This weekend’s Psycho Analysis is inspired by both of those things.

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Maybe they’ll keep him on the nitrous this time

Adam Sandler did the impossible: He cured Kanye of Nazism

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Anyone with a milk allergy needs to be on high alert. In the midst of a flurry of ongoing food recalls, the FDA has updated its initial recall of a handful of Cal Yee Farms' chocolate products to the highest risk level. Originally, the FDA announced a recall of numerous Cal Yee Farm products because they may have contained undeclared milk, soy, wheat, sesame, FD&C #6, and/or almonds. The recall has now been elevated by the FDA to the most serious level of recall, Class 1, for only a few of the affected products: the company's dark chocolate almonds, dark chocolate apricots, and dark chocolate walnuts because the chocolates contained undeclared milk.

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Adam Sandler did the impossible: He cured Kanye of Nazism