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Fun Fact: In Robert Eggers’ Nosferatu, Count Orlok is nearly always shrouded in shadow that either partially or fully obscures him. There are two scenes where we get a full, clear, well-lit look at him and in both those scenes he’s butt naked (you even get to see his Count Or-Cock)
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This movie was nominated for 13 Oscars.
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Now this is what I’m talking about!
Does anyone have any actual “hear me outs” cuz I’m genuinely going insane seeing people say “hear me out” and it’s like. Sue Richards.
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Does anyone have any actual “hear me outs” cuz I’m genuinely going insane seeing people say “hear me out” and it’s like. Sue Richards.
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I remember back when I watched MirrorMask, I thought to myself “This is what the inside of a sex offender’s mind looks like.” Considering who wrote that movie I was pretty spot on with my assessment.
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This is fucking insane I’m sorry. Look at the company this slop is in! It’s like a box of McNuggets in the middle of a five course meal at an upscale restaurant!
13 fucking nominations for Emilia Pérez, one of the most nominated films ever… and it’s a colossal piece of racist and transphobic shit.
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There is no way of accidentally doing a nazi salute twice in a row while the entire world is watching. This man needs to be killed
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13 fucking nominations for Emilia Pérez, one of the most nominated films ever… and it’s a colossal piece of racist and transphobic shit.
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Some of the Oscar snubs got me really salty. Challengers didn’t get BP or score? Adam Pearson didn’t get best supporting??? Lily Rose-Depp didn’t get best actress, which she would lose to Demi Moore but still deserved recognition for? Come the fuck on!
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This movie was just nominated for multiple Academy Awards btw
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This woman always feeds a squirrel, and that squirrel returned the favour by leaving a cookie for her.
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Elon Musk just did the sieg heil at the inauguration???? DOG?
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This weekend’s IIRTB is about a movie starring these two:
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I bought the Miku bundle in Fortnite and my daughter loves it. She thinks Miku’s hair is pretty and loves the Miku Miku Beam.
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Oh, other big issue: No chandelier 😤 The time travel and ambiguous ending make up for it though
I think this works a lot better than other “reimagining a story as a slasher” films because the original story is already dark and horror-adjacent. I think the big factor to this working is Robert “Freddy Krueger” Englund as the title character; he brings a more subdued quippy killer schtick to this role that works wonders. As far as slasher films go, this actually has a lot of artistic merit. My only real issue is that some of the gore is a bit too obviously fake but that’s not a huge deal.
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