wonderfulworldofmichaelford
wonderfulworldofmichaelford
The Vampirino Storyteller
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Bisexual/Leftist/Male (He/Him)/Has beaten Jak & Daxter 100% over a hundred times. According to my daughter, I am the "most daddy in the whole best good world." This is the place where you can find Michael After Midnight, Psycho Analysis, and Xeno the alien. But most importantly of all this is where you can find Tales of Rhine City, the book I am co-writing with my wife! Stay tuned for updates on that with the #the vampirino story and #impetus tags!
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advice i think we should tell children is that when adults say stuff like ‘now that i’m an adult i get really excited about stuff like coffee tables and bathrooms and rugs etc’ they don’t mean ‘and now i don’t care about blorbo and squimbus from my childhood tv shows anymore’ bc your average adult still loves all the same pop culture stuff they always did; they just have a greater appreciation for the mundane as well. growing up just means you can enjoy life twice as much now. you can get really excited about a new stuffed animal AND about a new kitchen sponge. peace and love
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4CHAN IS GONE
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26 year old twinks in truck stops
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IIRTB coming tonight! Hopefully, anyway.
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YouGov did a whole official poll on Americans' views of the middle ages and I’m obsessed
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Tbh I think fandom generally needs to get better at sitting with the uncomfortable fact that a story/fanwork/meme/whatever can hurt one person and help another
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it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don't even know if it's just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.
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i have midterms tomorrow and here i am 
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not exaggerating when i say this is the best post anyone ever made in human history
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The true mark of a cinephile is having a bunch of movies with low scores on sites like IMDB that you will defend as being genuinely good. No, not “so bad it’s good,” I mean genuinely misunderstood films that you think have actual value that is often overlooked. For example, here’s a few movies I’ll defend any day of the week:
Freddy Got Fingered
Batman & Robin
Tank Girl
The 90s Fantastic Four and Captain America movies
Death Bed: The Bed That Eats
What are some reviled films you will defend the honor of to your dying breath?
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That is Robin Williams’ character in Dead Poets Society, a character who might be one of the least evil people ever. This was in response to an OP asking who are villains who aren’t treated like villains with Jenny from Forrest Gump ss an example, so to that kind of person a guy who teaches kids poetry and not to rigidly conform to societal standards would be evil
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People this stupid need to be dipped in boiling oil
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People this stupid need to be dipped in boiling oil
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and on April 13th, 2006, niel banged out the tunes, and it was good
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i don’t care what anyone says, the “multiple floating weapons controlled by telekinesis/whatever” is, has been, and always will be cool as shit
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you ever see shit that makes you think “i know i’m very online but i’m not online enough for this one”
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seeing a trans flag somewhere you werent expecting to see a trans flag>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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