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Zachary Levi is who pre-Elon Twitter thinks Chris Pratt is.

Except with somehow less range!

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Thirty minutes in and Borderlands played “Supermassive Black Hole” by Muse. Not over anything cool mind you. Just to have a needle drop. They’re not playing vampire baseball so I instantly gave the film one star. Fuck this movie. Only an hour left for it to get worse!

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Genuinely the worst movie I’ve seen this year. I cannot imagine anything could be worse.

Anyway, unrelated but I’m going to watch Borderlands next.

Zachary Levi has more brain worms than RFK if he thought this was a smart career decision. It’s one of the stupidest, most cliché, most insufferable, mostly, most confused, muddled, pointless, nonsensical family films ever made. Levi gives the most annoying manchild performance of his career, Zooey Deschanel confirms to me she actually did always suck as an actor, and the CGI is godawful. The sole saving grace is that the chick playing the human Porcupine is hot. That’s it. This is basically Barbie for people who eat lead chips.



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Zachary Levi has more brain worms than RFK if he thought this was a smart career decision. It’s one of the stupidest, most cliché, most insufferable, mostly, most confused, muddled, pointless, nonsensical family films ever made. Levi gives the most annoying manchild performance of his career, Zooey Deschanel confirms to me she actually did always suck as an actor, and the CGI is godawful. The sole saving grace is that the chick playing the human Porcupine is hot. That’s it. This is basically Barbie for people who eat lead chips.



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Are you considering a review of Tyler or Kendrick's albums?

Absolutely not! I am NOT a music critic whatsoever. I’m barely qualified to review movies lmao

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Decided to try out Typer the Creator’s new album since I liked Kendrick’s… not sure I’m into it as much.

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You just made me imagine a Clue video game adaptation by Hideo Kojima lol

Punished “Venom” Kendrick: In the library… with the candlestick… it was…

MUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSTAAAAAAAAARD!!!!!!!!!!!????!??!!!!??

Solid Snake: Hrnnng… Mustard?

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Impie again~ ♡

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Statue of Rosie the Salmon, mascot of Sekiu, WA.

This fish was placed as a response/mate for Gil the Running Fish in the neighboring small town of Clallam Bay, WA.

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Mewtwo literally woke up and decided he was going to wipe out humanity because of clone angst, can’t get more emo than that!

Is mewtwo not emo too? Unless you mean aesthetically lol.

More aesthetically because you’re absolutely right.

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Listening to Kendrick’s new album. Gotta say the highlight for me is him screaming “MUSTAAAAAAAAAARD!!!!!” like he’s a Metal Gear game over screen.

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Shadow the Hedgehog is just emo Mewtwo with guns.

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I wanna bf that has a life like those characters from fast & the furious and he come home n I bandage his knee and urge him to b careful out there bc I’m pregnant

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Hey.

The Onion just bought ALL of info wars. Like, ALL of it. The company, including the trademark and all trademarks under it, the rights to their supplements, all of their broadcast equipment. Everything.

Alex Jones was auctioning it off as a means of paying off his $1.5B debt to the victim families of the Sandy Hook shootings, who won two separate lawsuits against him.

And the families actually chose to forego a portion of the money they'd be receiving to increase the value of the Onion's bid.

For one, this is incredibly funny. Like, what a fucking hilarious development.

But on a sociological level, I consider this a HUGE win for propaganda.

source.

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Wooooooosh

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Do you plan on watching Sebastian Stan playing the president elect or is it a ‘maybe after four years’ thing

I actually want to see it more now that news has come out no other actor will sit down and talk about the movie with him