people who are convinced ned would never execute theon are so confusing to me. girl. did we read the same books. like you BELIEVE the ned honorableman stark propaganda??? babes he would have that child’s head in a millisecond. like yes he might weep a single stoic man tear but he would get the job done and be like ‘tis not my fault. i, eddard honorableman stark, am only fulfilling my duty… aye… it’s unfortunate but necessary…’ and then jon runs by shouting about being the dragonknight and ned’s just like yes…. i am so good at duty and honorableness et cetera. i NEED you to think critically about this. ok love you bye
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A tale they said was TOO SHOCKING for the screen.
Ladies and gentlefolk, American International Pictures presents the CINEMATIC EVENT of 1961:
A SONG of ICE and FIRE!
A Roger Corman production. Music by Albert Glasser.
Starring... well, you'll see. (Will this be a "good" movie? Absolutely not. Will costumes and hairstyles be woefully anachronistic? For sure. Will many casting choices be questionable? Indeed. Will major plot points be changed to comply with the morality clauses of the Hayes Code? You betcha!)
Starring
RICHARD CARLSON as EDDARD STARK - an HONORABLE man caught in a WEB of political intrigue!
MARIE WINDSOR as CATELYN STARK - the mother who will do ANYTHING to protect her own!
COLEEN GRAY as CERSEI LANNISTER - the BEAUTIFUL QUEEN with a TERRIBLE SECRET!
JOHN AGAR as JAIME LANNISTER - the DASHING SWORDSMAN who SHOULDN'T be TRUSTED!
MICHAEL DUNN as TYRION LANNISTER - the HALF MAN with BIG APPETITES!
BASIL RATHBONE as Tywin Lannister - the STRATEGIST with a HEART of ICE!
RAYMOND BURR as ROBERT BARATHEON - the king who LOVED WINE - almost as much as he LOVED WOMEN!
JUNE KENNEY as DAENERYS TARGARYEN - the PRINCESS from an EXOTIC LAND!
ROBERT REED as RENLY BARATHEON - the HANDSOME KING all of Westeros WANTED!
GLENN LANGAN as STANNIS BARATHEON - the HEIR who WOULDN'T BACK DOWN!
ALLISON HAYES as MELISANDRE - the sultry RED WOMAN no king could deny!
With...
ANTHONY DEXTER as the SCHEMING Petyr Baelish!
LON CHANEY JR as the TERRIFYING Sandor Clegane!
and TOR JOHNSON as THE BROTHER who MADE him a MONSTER!
...And Introducing...
MICHAEL LANDON as JON SNOW - a TORTURED SOUL at the EDGE of the WORLD!
JOHN ASHLEY as ROBB STARK - the BOY KING marching to his DOOM!
DOLORES FAITH as SANSA STARK - the fair princess TRAPPED by a WICKED queen!
DAWN BENDER as ARYA STARK - a LITTLE GIRL with LOTS OF FIGHT!
and newcomer JACK NICHOLSON as THEON GREYJOY - the rogue who HIDES behind a SMILE!
THE INTRIGUE
THE SUSPENSE
The Song of Ice and Fire!
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This was never my home. I was a hostage here. Lord Stark had not treated him cruelly, but the long steel shadow of his greatsword had always been between them.
~ A Dance With Dragons
↳ TWO WEEKS OF THEON: Lovers, Friends, Family, & Foes
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asoiaf tiktok simulator
‘theorist’ who rips everything they talk about from tumblr: do you guys know about this really niche theory i just thought of? ok think about this what if ned and ashara dayne fucked nasty in a rowboat and conceived a child and that child is HEAR ME OUT….. jon snow????
comments:
- omg how have i never thought of this 😳 genius!
- nah jon is a targaryen lmao
- guys r+l=j is literally canon in the show… george literally told them…
grainy edit of dany burning kings landing set to a taylor swift song
comments:
- IT WAS NECESSARY 🐉🐉🐉
- targs 🔛🔝!!!!!
- sansa does it betta (134 replies)
man over a shitty greenscreen image of 10 year old book ramsay art: if you’ve only watched the show you might be surprised to learn that ramsay was even worse in the books 😳😳😳
comments:
- totally deserved lmao i could never forgive reek for betraying the starks
- (something weird about castration)
- theon…. a stark 🐺 and a greyjoy 🦑….. his true family were the wolves……… a good man……..
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Game of Thrones has ruined me.
I can no longer see the goddamn Boromir meme and not think of Ned Stark. I'm just picturing him in that pose lecturing Robb, Jon, and Theon about some bullshit they got into.
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