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The king of nightmares
#gravity falls#book of bill#ford pines#stanford pines#bill cipher#mabel pines#billford#stanley pines#dipper pines#grunkle stan#mason pines#twink bill#Stan is unware#ya know when you always think about smoking weed until you do it to finally get it outta your head?#that’s me drawing this twink bill#i did it i saved the town#meanwhile Bill is having the best dream ever#oh you thought this would a serious comic?#*incorrect buzzer*#mango bill
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#hello again . i once again bring slightly weird nudity to your tag. lots of needless detail on this one but we gotta be tactile lads#not much commentary besides that though. just getting more into the weeds of acknowledging the selfcest elements extremely directly lol#isat#isat spoilers#isat fanart#in stars and time#in stars and time spoilers#in stars and time fanart#sifloop#isat sloop#isat siffrin#isat loop#lucabyteart#caption is a reference to 'god entered my body like a body my same size' you know it you love it everybody does#no hair dye on siffrin is intentional though mostly just to highlight the light/dark divide more. but it also implies passage of time so
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Those wacky skeletons ♥ (Patreon)
#Doodles#UT#Sans#Papyrus#Handplates#You can tell because of Sans' gloves lol#Getting-used-to-them-again doodles as well as just expressing Feeling <3 Happy towards them! Want them to be happy too!#It might seem silly for these - how many sets in now? - to still be getting used to drawing them again lol but it's because they're adults!#Their clothes and the way they hold themselves - but also especially Sans lol I dunno why I have such difficulty with him at times#He's got a cute face and I still find myself like ????how your face#Other than that tho it's just silliness hehe ♪ My favourite lads :D#I feel the need to make the distinction: I do actually have different favourites based on the AU lol#Like for example in classic I still love Flowey just a tiiiiiny bit more than Papyrus but it really is constantly neck and neck#Whereas in Handplates it's no competition even a little bit lol - Papyrus is just my Very Favourite#But Gaster is my favourite Handplates-specific character since he's unique to the AU! It gets a bit in the weeds lol#Sans isn't far behind at all of course the trio are very important! The duo even moreso imo#Going back to gloves tho I did carry over one of my quirks from my original UT doodles about Papyrus' gloves lol#I initially envisioned them as combination mitten-gloves with a free index finger and all the rest together#I still rather like the design! But it is admittedly not Handplates accurate lol#The occasional dip into self-indulgence who me? Lol#Sleeping on each other is important to me as well!! It is such a favourite hehe#Honestly I just imagined Papyrus getting so exhausted that he fell asleep in the snow lol poor lad#Sans teleported in but it's also funny to imagine him just walking up like ''you good? yeah he's fine'' *flop* haha#Silly lads <3 Do love 'em ♪
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Lily is literally the preaching vegan stereotype of sober people.
Lily Orchard showing her ass as a hypocrite and someone with toxic neoliberal values? Wowie I sure didn't see that coming.
Also, guess who has AuDHD (A combination of ADHD and Autism spectrum disorder) and also is no longer on Adderall? Meeeeee. I also had to quit cold turkey!
and. you don't get withdrawal symptoms unless you're abusing the medication. Either Lily was misdiagnosed with ADHD or she takes too much. If you have ADHD and you're taking the appropriate amount, the only thing that happens is you start experiencing ADHD symptoms again... which, you don't really notice as a physical symptom, as the symptoms are entirely behavioural.
#Lily Orchard#if you get an energy boost from adderall you're not on the right dose or you dont have adhd#in my experience its kinda the opposite you stop getting random spurts of impulsive energy#i suppose your mileage may vary but in my experience when someone who uses pills gets all high and mighty about things like weed#its because theyre ABUSING the pills#and are overcompensating for their own guilt#Lily has admitted to having a caffeine addiction so it wouldnt be surprising that she has a problem with needing more energy#and takes pills to get it
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genuinely so many of you want to be leftist and "punk" and countercultural soooooo bad but you refuse to become comfortable with the concept of people taking drugs for fun because they like it and not because they were somehow tricked or forced into it without knowing what they were getting themselves into
you'll be like "addiction is a disease!!" but think you're better than those degenerate stoners because you only drink energy drinks and white claws and would never touch "illegal drugs"
many if not most drugs CAN be consumed completely safely with almost 0 risk to the user and even if that werent true and all drugs were extremely dangerous you still wouldn't be better than those of us who love doing drugs recreationally
lighten up and grow up. get offline, talk to real adults, and stop being shocked to discover that they enjoy doing stuff that adults do like have sex and do drugs and even listen to rock and roll
#put punk in parantheses bc yall are hardcore straight edge at best lmao#goes to a punk show in someones basement and gasps when i see people snorting coke off each other in the corner#anyway heres your regular reminder from your friendly neighborhood drug addict that drugs can be and often are consumed safely#LSD‚ MDMA‚ psilocybin‚ cannabis of course‚ ketamine‚ coke‚ whippets. these are all drugs that i personally have used#and that are completely safe when used correctly and by someone who doesn't have some sort of allergy#even if someone is on a dangerous drug like meth or heroin you are not better than them#in fact theyre probably a lot chiller than your ass if youre still viewing drugs as a thing for 'degenerates' to do#literally can not hang out with non druggies anymore bc they cannot stop themselves from moralizing it#i mention that my vape has thc in it and i get That Look and a bunch of 'i would never smoke weed. i mean its fine. i just would NEVER'#i get it! you view drugs as a thing thats only for poor people or people who dont care about themselves or whatever#i call that the go ask alice effect. people will think you smoked weed then immediately had sex got pregnant and died of a heroin overdose#even when they think theyre being super progressive
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the LD Rangers team is the nightmare blunt rotation. argent is intentionally trying to freak herald out because its funny. herald keeps floating higher and higher because he can't help it. steel's paranoia is through the fucking roof. ortega is the ONLY one having a good time. don't even get me started on sidestep
#i think they should all get high together and i think it would be a fucking disaster#fhr#fhr posting#fhr ortega#fallen hero rebirth#fallen hero retribution#fhr sidestep#fhr herald#lady argent#marshal steel#wei chen#julia ortega#ricardo ortega#man i dont fucking know how to tag shit#anyways i think chen and ortega would both be better off if they hung out and took edibles together every once in a while#chen is like “it's for pain management not recreation.” shut up and smoke your weed man#ortega is the only one who can be normal while high#argents munchies go fucking CRAAAAAAZY#sidestep should never ever ever ever smoke weed i think they'd die#argent turning to herald like Oh that was my forever weed brownie. yeah youre going to be high forever now.#oh and i'm inviting sidestep over and you can't let them know youre high.
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hi. vore on main. no that's it that's the post this is straight up genuinely and unironically voreposting on main. mostly just a lot of cutsey dumb goofy shit, but monsterfucker brain did get ahold of me for a bit there so there's also a handful that are uhhhh Spicy. nothing explicit, but like, It's Vore Dude, so if you look under the cut that is YOUR problem ok? ok.
ok listen before i move on i have to put it out there look i KNOW i drew the funny rat skeleton comic with this guy but that was ONLY because it was funny. thats not my real belief, he doesn't have any organs at all he is just a sack of gunk. he is harmless. it's basically just the same inside as on the outside but slightly more damp since it's not exposed to air to give him that drier 'skin' layer.
also i already typed this out in my friendserver so im pasting it here now too. my stance on fp re: horniness is i really can't see him as a 'sexual' being, per se, especially with how non-biological he is, but also he really really really likes physical intimacy so if you are giving him permission to be weird and touchy on you in any context, let alone one both parties would enjoy, i mean. he's not gonna say no. this Could be about sex or w/e if someone wanted to fuck him but more relevantly here yeah it's about vore. i think that's categorically about the Most you can be touchy/in contact on a guy so yeah thats always what he's going to go for. tangentially he just thinks it's fun to make peppino* flustered so since pep does not particularly Enjoy being vored, fp has other options to Get Up In There for something else pep might enjoy *spoken generally for whatever theoretical partner, just peppino is the one that's readily available here and fun to use
also while im here id like to say. no peppino is not a monsterfucker are you kidding me. he is not going to ever go out of his way for weirdness. weirdness really has a way of finding him though, and he's shockingly tolerant of it as long as he doesn't clock it as a threat. anyway what im saying is if you got a big clingy beast around and al up in your business all the time shits just gonna kinda Happen sometimes. he's certainly not going to Encourage it but if hes already in that situation, might as well at that point.
#pizza tower#fake peppino#no one else is getting tagged this is about him#rip to anyone going to browse my pizzaposting tag and seeing this at the top. its fine it'll get covered with normal stuff soon enough#literally next level derangement posting this from main but i have my REASONS. as follows:#1. i um. dont really have the luxury of anonymity with pt stuff.#so even if i posted this from my narsty blog people would recognize my art/content style anyway#2. i dont actually want people following my narsty blog for this#because it's suuuuuuuper inactive and i only actually draw this stuff myself like once every 3 years. so it'd be kinda pointless#3. the other cool pt artists i follow post their spicy stuff so you know what! maybe i want to too! even if it is freak shit for 3 people#4. i just think itd be funny if like 50 people unfollowed and/or blocked me for this. weeding out the weak.#if ur gonna be here u should know what youre dealing with and u better not a BITCH about stupid and weird kinks#5. if you are the 3 people the stupid and weird kink is for... i love i u kissing u#anyway if u reply some shit on here like ''wtf did i just see'' ur getting blocked. behave#i think this will maybe get [rightfully] 4 notes and if anyone actually reblogs this youre stronger than god#pizzaposting
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i’m new to the fandom and i saw you talk about how the fandom kinda views rob but what about charlie and glenn? what is the general consensus there?
Charlie is definitely the "fan favourite" of the three of them, which is acknowledged by RCG as well (as in, they very much are aware Charlie is way more liked than the two of them are) and it's definitely true. Some combo of Charlie Kelly being the fan-favourite character, Charlie Day's generally cheery demeanor, his insanely broad talent in every aspect of creativity, his support of fan content and shipping (see: Pacific Rim and Macdennis), and every interview he's ever done exemplifying all of that, kinda leads him to being more overwhelmingly liked than Rob or Glenn (plus, all of his social media content is either promo or him being a wholesome husband/dad).
Glenn is more complex, because his moodiness and some of his insane and incessant personal opinions (on food and health, especially) put him in a weird spot with a lot of fans...a huge chunk see him as off-putting or too similar to Dennis that he's scary. BUT that's not really representative of a chunk of the fandom, because that moodiness and his hang ups are kinda seen as the weird girl™ patheticism we see in Dennis that ends up making Glenn...obsessively likeable? Lmao. (And how do I politely work in the fact that he's the most obviously queer one of the three of them...) So the general consensus of Glenn is kinda hard to summarise... he's like manic pixie dream girl for Tumblrinas and a weird out-of-touch white guy to other fans... BUT I will say it seems like the public opinion of Glenn has shifted quite a bit since the start of Four Walls (and the end of the Podcast) in his favour. Who knew handing out free alcohol and getting drunk with fans instead of yapping about how vegetables are slowly killing you could make you more likeable ? (lmao)
I think I have it right generally but anyone can feel free to add on to this or send another ask if they think I'm far off-base, cos again my perspective is definitely affected by my interactions with them.
#and some people here just dgaf and ignore RCG#i find that hard cos like. on top of them producing/writing/directing/acting in this show#so much of sunny is self inserted or inflicted upon meta lol#you unfortunately do get more depth out of the show and the characters by following and paying attention to RCG#but i get not wanting to even touch them if youre here to enjoy a comedy and thats it#im deep in the weeds tho i need glenn to save me truly#he can have all the freak personal health opinions he wants if he keeps smiling at me like that#rcg#ask#charlie day#glenn howerton
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Shape do you see my vision bad would be about to ingest a perfectly normal weed brownie and missa would spot it an go OH NO HE'LL BREAK HIS FAMILY FRIENDLY RULE and rush to eat it. And then bad would be like oh missa!!! And as he likes to do with missa he Just lies to him. Yeah we've got everyone coming over better be ready to act normal forever. And missas just like
i see your vision
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#gif#popcornsalty#qsmp badboyhalo#qsmp missa#drugs#salty your mind is large he WOULD do that#he loves loves loves to lie#his prey drive really is something else#but he also would REFUSE to say the word weed and also somehow verbally use the wrong version of youre#a gift.... for you salty#i was having such intense blorbo brain and then your post was so funny it snapped me out of it#long enough to get started on this anyway i did go back to blorbo brain like 20 mins later but#yknow#shape sketches#shape answers
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being momentarily called Cosmo is so fucking funny bc that's my deadname. Like, Sun wth c'mon man 😳 /lh
That is a CRAZYASS deadname. Cosmo is the kind of name you change to, not from. Cosmo is so trans coded. Cosmo is the least cis name I can think of and yes I AM thinking of that stupid green haired fairy twink when I say this. you cannot be serious. holy shit.
What the hell, Sun! 🤨🙄 we know you're pissed but there are some lines that shouldn't be crossed smh. for shame.
#dftr au#I can't get over it are you serious. are you serious#bro can I have your deadname#mine SUCKS can i just have yours#i mean good for you good for you i'm glad you're using a new name that better fits you/your identity/etc BUT LIKE#COSMO????????????????????? HOW#that's the kind of name you get when your parents are weed smoking hippies who concepted you in the late 70s to an ABBA song I'M SORRY
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idc if you smoke tobacco or weed but you cannot tell me cigarette smoke smells better than weed
#like theres a fucking reason you can smoke weed in an apartment and get away with it#meanwhile cigarette smoke will stain your walls and leave a stench for years
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Writes a full blown essay about why Mary On A Cross is THE Sanlu song to me ever,
#Listen. I know the song is actually about weed. But that’s BESIDES the point#I can change the meaning. For MY ship ;)#Anyway there is actually a story behind this#I see reels on IG a LOT and I think one of the first times I saw an OP reel that took place during WCI#That song played. And I was like oh wait a second 👀#Now whenever I think about WCI I think about Mary On A Cross and then I think about Sanlu#THE LYRICS REALLY DO FIT THEM THO#’I had to let you go’ Sanji VS ‘I’ll never let you go’ Luffy#’If you choose to run away with me’ literally. Luffy. Trying to rescue Sanji from his fate and get him to run away from his family with him#’Your beauty never ever scared me’ AGAIN LUFFY ABOUT SANJI EVEN WITH HIS PAST AND HIS MODIFICATIONS#Also the whole thing about Mary on a cross. Makes me think of self sacrifice. Which is Sanji’s ENTIRE deal#Anyway this song sparks the Emotions in me.#It’s probably been way overused but not for me!!! IT IS THE SANLU SONG PERIODT#One Piece#Sanlu#Lusan#Shima speaks
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>i join a server for systems
> the rules dictate what my littles can and cannot do "for their own safety because they're literally children"
> i leave
#'all alters under the age of 16 must stay in the section where cursing and topics with any sort of maturity are banner'#what if the 4 year old wants to talk about how she smokes weed to deal with panic attacks and help with insomnia#shes not actually physically 4 you know she can smoke weed#and she swears just as much as everyone else idk why shed have to be protected from adult language#like if your littles do thats fine but why would you assume ALL syskids follow that or feel comfortable following that#my littles feel they CANNOT EXPRESS THEMSELVES AT ALL if they are limited to disney channel appropriate content#and theyre not out here like. making dick jokes or anything but when they get angry they say fuck#and talk about gore and drugs and trauma#besides. i think at least half of the people in the world swear around their kids and they turned out fine#we learned to swear when were 10 and swore often to express ourself as a child#most parents ive met swear around their children. not at mind you just around.#like most parents wont. drop a carrot on a patch of cat fur on the floor. and then go to the other room to quietly mutter FUCK#and they shouldnt have to#irl children shouldnt be completely cut off from swears they should be taught the appropriate time to use them#idk im just sick of people providing syskids with literally less agency than they would an actual IRL child.
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The Hobbit or Bilbo Baggins's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad, Not At All Fun Steppe Vacation
#this one has layers#reading the hobbit is truly an experience if you've only watched the movies when they first came out#It really feels like Tolkien is making fun of Bilbo's worst vacation ever (I'm only at half of it I haven't been hit with the feelings yet#give me time)#when Gandalf just fucking leaves after the Eagles and Tolkien writes#'The dwarves groaned and looked most distressed and Bilbo wept'#I fucking lost it. Died of laughter in the middle of the night in my room.#Bilbo truly is Mental Breakdown Georg#I would have cried to. Jesus. Somebody give him ten pipe-weeds cigarettes and a gin tonic.#He should have been at club (=at home reading his books with a cup of tea)#rip Tolkien you would have loved posts about torturing your characters (I do not know enough about Tolkien to support this claim)#I love this book so much Bilbo is admittedly a pretty average guy man grown adult and then he has to survive goblins and fly on#giant eagles back and if the guy that had repeatedly saved my ass from death told me 'Well gotta go now. Too-da-loo!' I would have cried as#well. Bilbo may be a character of a fantasy novel but he does not know that. Trying to see things from his perspective for a moment instead#of the external perspective of Tolkien playing the witty narrator truly is devastating.#I love Bilbo Baggins so much. I love the Hobbit so much.#Leaving home always comes at a cost. Rotting inside your house also comes at a cost.#You're going to be uncomfortable and unhappy and desperate and regretting your decision at some point whichever option you choose.#I have history with travels and running away from places. It's a restleness. I also hate being uncomfortable which doesn't pair up well#with feeling an itch whenever you're at home too long. I get you Bilbo Baggins.#bilbo baggins#the hobbit#the hobbit book
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on the topic of kevin smoking weed…what do you think his first time was like. do you think he got scared or do you think it completely mellowed him out for once?
HE GOT SCARED 🏃🏽🏃🏽🏃🏽🏃🏽🏃🏽 i think kevins first time smoking weed was in the nest because they were college aged after all and breaking the master’s rules is survival at one point or another. i don’t think riko was involved (imagine that) and that made kevin’s paranoia skyrocket, so when he does smoke he gets really afraid and anxious and it’s a total vibe killer. i can see kevin and jean smoking in the nest and immediately fucking like rabbits about it though
his Second time he does mellow out. the second time is with the monsters and andrew’s close supervision so when kevin does smoke he is well fed and hydrated and lying comfortably which makes the experience much better even if their weed is considerably cheaper. i dont think he does much then!!! nothing besides giggling at the ceiling and lying his head on andrew’s or nicky’s laps. for some reason i can see him trying to teach the monsters japanese nursery rhymes and accidentally making them all have children’s songs stuck in their heads for weeks
the REAL deal is when neil joins them though. neil’s overall anti drug behavior is very quickly put to test by a high as balls kevin day performing every increasingly ridiculous exy trick neil can come up with on court. an eye opener experience for neil
#asks#i love you kevin day i need to give you drugs#andrew: if you were a baby bird id feed you drugs and alcohol kevin: I understand#also the idea of kevjean smoking together in the nest always has me in shambles#the gnarliest poorest thinnest most diy joint youve ever seen in your life#rolled with grocery store bag paper#lit up by the stove#like its insane. its crazy.#HONESTLY just between us#dont kevjean have that vibe of getting high and IMMEDIATELY fucking like rabbits#WEED THAT MAKES YOU GAY#the first time jean smokes weed at usc hes at some frat party and hes hit with#intense flashbacks of frankly some of the nastiest sex of his life#(brings bong to his mouth) WHY MYNDICK HARD#anyway#kevin#kevjean#kandrew
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@houndbytez made me Eddsworld relapse right as we get to witness Hargreaves hate the fandom again god bless America. I want you to know you released the beast in me Hound.
#localgardenweed#the weed is rambling#eddsworld#eddsworld tord#tord eddsworld#ew tord#tord ew#eddsworld amaris leclair#amaris leclair eddsworld#ew amaris leclair#amaris leclair ew#tordamar#amartord#they have a ship name it sucks i know#me when o get to make silly lore for Tord’s character cause his switch in character in The End was werid but also like#i need a way to make it make sense so i say like political cult shit maybe#Hargreaves shit was no surpising like he does that every other week#like dude…idk if you should be saying that to the people who buy your merch cause like#without the fanart and headcanons and everything else…eddsworld would have died a LONG time ago#they are the ones who want to buy YOUR MERCH so like maybe not shit on them#thanks xoxo
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