#then broke up with a guy

[shesmore-shoebill]

"I had choice paralysis :(" is a KILLER line.

He's such a comedic powerhouse, I'm glad more people are getting exposed to him :'D

[currently-evil]

i cannot for the life of me remember if i sent the ask i typed out when u replied so if u get two almost identical asks - no u didnt

first of all i lived by the sea my entire life, the air was not chewable enough and the lack of cancerous chemicals in the air bored me, air should be spicey

ah i've been late for the Mary lore 😔😔😔 tragic (but good for u no data should be given up willingly and for free)

(love ur shrimps they are adorable)

JFGHGFAJFNA Sorry Anon-Sibling I was swallowed by the real life. (Can you imagine that now that school year is ending some fucking idiots from my dziekanat suddenly was like to me, oh yeah btw in pażdziernik last year we added some more subjects to list of subjects you need to pass and yeah we send you that in email to that email you didnt even know you have and never bothered to check if you got that information or not, we dont care, oh you werent going on wykłady from that subjects cały semestr because you didnt you should.... lmao not our fault)

But its all good now :)

I love the "air wasnt chewable enough" it made me wheeze out loud, I imagine you with a saw just cutting a piece of air away and snacking on it like a character from Looney Toons

And lol you werent late for any lore that made me laught because i imagined myself as a character that you havent unlocked yet in video game, so have this edit of my photo

I can share with you Lore whenever you want. Here we go:

I live through 8h shifts in work fantasising about mini indoor pond i want to make

I just accidently stole 160zł from my sister on various mochis

I am addicted to reactions wideo, because many of my friends dont share my likes, so watching somebody watch something i love and love it make me all giddy

I just hit 4600 hours in Elder Scrolls Online (God what I am doing)

I collect lots of things: feathers i find on my walks, special 5zł's, fossils, "dziękuję za zakup miłego czytania" cards that some people add when you buy books from them on olx, tattoo ideas i might get one day, and my most precious collection - Mangas :)

i love trashy romance novelas, the trashier the better

And yeah!! My shrimps are so so adorable! their tank is on my desk so i see them even now as i type, and they are soooo cute

[ladyshortcake]

THIS is canon for me

Art by: @crucian-tador-hb

[cobaltfluff]

I dont care that it happened you to kanji. it should have happened to ME.

[its-mayo0]

Im bbbaaackk

[rocketbirdie]

deranged picnic

[heartorbit]

always by your side

[lolli-popples]

Ya, didn't 'ya hear? *takes a sip from flask* TIES broke up. Etho got back with his ex-wife and Impulse joined another band.

It's just Tango and Skizz now. They're rebranding to "The Heart Foundation".

I know, sad, right?

[hiddencarpet]

It took me like 6 years but i Finally drew this old idea of mine.

"What if Dante and Vergil were born as grubs and changed their forms to human-like only with time?"

[theseusgodkid]

he's collapsed to the ground, allow him to grieve...

[r0semultiverse]

this recently happened to one of my friends

[sunshine-zenith]

TWO fairies who grant wishes for you? No, one fairy, plus the guy who lives in her house, hangs out with her when she’s working, and is legally bound to her by marriage

[yardsards]

my experience going into dungeon meshi is that the only reason i knew chilchuck was an adult halfling rather than a prepubescent human is bc my first exposure to him was in an "epic divorce man" tumblr poll bracket

[robinfollies]

KEEP THE DANGER OUT // KEEP THE DANGER IN

[werecreature-addicted]

internalized biphobia is crazy "Maybe I'm just faking it, I really do like guys what if I'm straight" I dated a woman for three years. that's not "faking it for attention" behavior

[nocofamilyau]

welllll... (alcoholism warning under the cut)

someone ain't doing so well after the divorce.. (1/24)