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THIS is canon for me
Art by: @crucian-tador-hb
#go to twitter and like#helluva boss the full moon#helluva boss#helluva boss spoilers#stolitz#fizzarozzie#they broke up before they started guys#not my art
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That hurts 😭
Something something of COURSE in the end it's Stolas who has the power to end the conversation and whisk Blitz away rather then keeping at it when things get rough, off script, complicated, and honest. (Stolas decided to start the convo, and when to end it.)
Stolas want's a storybook romance. He's had it fermenting and stagnating in his head since he was a kid.
Stolas grew up in an environment of putting on airs and pretending to be perfect.
Stolas also has no reference point for FIGHTING in a relationship except for an arranged marriage that they both openly did not want to be in, with zero real emotional stakes re: their bond with each other. The primary stakes were playing bare minimum nice for the kid. (Which they still failed at, but that's another topic.)
Of COURSE he doesn't understand that love and resentment at past wrongs (that can be exhumed and dealt with) can exist simultaneously.
How could he? He's never had an emotional investment with an equal, a peer, at all.
Blitz is intensely fucked up. They're BOTH fucked up, obviously. But this one? I kind of put on Stolas? If they'd just continued the conversation instead of Stolas' actively ending it and teleporting Blitz away, they might have GOT somewhere.
#helluva boss the full moon#helluva boss spoilers#helluva boss#stolitz#uhm actually#they broke up before they started guys
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IMAGINE. working at ur stupid uhhh job or whatever. pulling into your drive way and ready to work on some crazy project in your garage. opening the door to the most unfamiliar silence. did your wife and kid leave for something? could you imagine knocking on your kids door, hardly getting an answer, and opening it to find the splattered remains of your wife across his room your child is scared! hes hardly consolable, in a state of shock and terror. you are too, but youre the adult here. you need to take charge. you need to protect him. you need to do something. you need to do something.
#cw gore#jrwi fanart#jrwi show#jrwi prime defenders#jrwi pd spoilers#ashe winters#LOOOORRRD HELP ME THIS IS A YEAR OLD AND I HAAAATE LOOKIN AT IIITTTT ALL I CAN SEE ARE MY MISTAAAKESSS RRAAGHHHGGG ITS FINE THOUGH#ITS FIIIINE ITS ALL FIIIIIIINE!! IM HARSHER ON MY ART THAN ANYONE ELSE ITS FIIIIIINE IIITTSFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINEEEE#ANWYAY SO I THINK ALOT ABOUT THE FACT HE KILLED HIS MOM. FUUUUCKED UP. POOR GUY.. i wish i could learn more about what that day was like#the lil scenario wrote is my own silly little headcanon. but what really happened on that day? was mark there? or did he come home to it?#how violent was it really? was ashe awake the whole time? does he remember exactly how he killed her? does he remember?#who was mrs winters? what was she like? i like to think she was the one that gave ashe the book. taught him what she could before. yknow.#did ashe or mark try to destroy it afterwards? i could imagine mark throwing it into a fire. only for it to reappear with ashe#maybe ashe couldnt destroy it but i could imagine him hiding it. hiding away from it. and yet when we find him he holds it so close#its the only thing he can do! no super powers or anything. this was it. why would he ever throw away the only thing hes good at?#AND GOOD GOD MARK... TURNING TO MERCENARY WORK OVER IT ALL... SELLING HIS SOUL TO A LAbortory that changed him in immense ways#when did it get bad enough for him to start covering his face? what was ashe thinking? he knew his dad was up to something but what?#maRK HAS SUUUCH A CRAZY KILL COUNT TOO. I THINK THE HIGHEST IN THE SERIES IF WE'RE NOT LOOKIN AT THE GODS OR WATEV#MASS MURDER. MAN HAS COMMITTED MASS MURDER AND BROKE OUT OF SUPER VILLAIN PRISON WITH A PEN. MAN BUILDS IRON MAN SUITS IN HIS BASEMENT#OKay okay enough of my ramblin okayokay i just REALLY LOVE THIS SSHHOOOOWWW DUUUDEE EEUUGHTHTHHRHGHGH I LOVE THE WINTERS FAMILY...
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Jerry Lewis talking about his soon to be separation from Dean Martin.
"I've been married to the guy for ten years"
"You can't break up a marriage without doing some dying" 😢
The word 'marriage' is used to describe their relationship/partnership alot.....and not just by outsiders but by both Dean and Jerry. After all, in Dean's birthday song to Jerry, he says he'll marry him.
Newspaper article dated July 20, 1956.
#jerry lewis#dean martin#martin and lewis#soulmates#im just sad#two dead guys who broke up before I was born#i just adore them#why did they have to part#they thought it was what they wanted#and I guess they did at the time#would they have started all over if they could have#it really was a love story#beautiful together always
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playful // shy
some little things drawn at different times from a pairing that resulted from a panfandom RP with my partner... i wanted to try drawing them after their piece here
#kaiji itou#ash lynx#ashkaiji#kaiji ultimate survivor#banana fish#fkmt#crossover ship#crossfandom RP with my partner continues to result in these two becoming closer and more trusting in one another and it aches my heart#it's postcanon for ash in a sort of 'came back wrong' way but he got jettisoned to a different timeline / universe and thus. here we are.#wandered around for about 3 years before deciding to go to izumo to see where eiji lived. ends up in 90s tokyo instead. runs into trouble#(kaiji is the trouble. ash nearly hit him w/his motorbike and later kaiji knifes his tires - unknowingly stranding him)#a few solid misunderstandings later and some proper working around the language barrier and theyre thick as thieves#they havent quite gotten to the second picture yet but listen it's been a tough week sometimes u just gotta draw your feelings#and i love seeing two broke guys who have been through absolute hell get to laugh with each other and be sillydumb#anyway im starting the ashkaiji tag for myself and myself only (and my gf LMAO) and maybe some of u will enjoy their antics. maybe not.
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brainrot for the stupid lil shadow got to strong today
please enjoy my heavily headcannoned post-good end stranger design, obviously not in the right colors but i can only make the details so visible in all black.
#of course it was this fucker that broke through my months long art block#and my social anxiety since im pretty sure ive never posted art here before#of much of anywhere outside of artfight#also i have a name for this guy#originaly it was just gonna be a regular stranger#but too many plot-y details started popping up#so hes named GrowingPains#might elaborate on his deal if ya'll ask#or even if you dont#i like this guy#omori#omori stranger#omori au
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i feel rly sad and conflicted abt one of my best friends on earth but idk who to ask for advice bc i usually would have consulted her in this situation lmao
#shes cool and i dont want to lose her and i know Logically i love her but atm i feel so strange towards her#and idk what to do abt it bc i know in the past ive like...over-communicated a lot and over the last few yrs ive been trying to not do that#bc thats an anxious impulse i think .so like . self control#AND IMPORTANTLY . i may actually be the problem here ?? ok again i love her i dont want to lose her etc but basically ive noticed a pattern#which is that whenever she gets a bf/a man (even fwb) in her life she basically stops talking to me and the limited interactions we do have#become abt him. and while i support her it is acc too much. like we barely talked while she was w her ex bf until he became abusive and#then we talked a lottt like all our convos understandably were abt him . and then when they broke up we kept hanging out so i didnt rly see#the pattern there but still she seemed to centre men a lot in her life like sbe was excited to not date and find herself and then#immediately afterwards started seeing this other guy with whom shes basically in a relationship now#hes nice and all but like . HES ALL SHE TALKS ABT . actually we barely talk atp but when we do its abt him#she sends me reels sometimes but its all abt being jealous abt him etc . and shes bi but she said she doesnt like the idea of dating women#bc theyre scary . and i thought she was kidding in the ohhh women r so beautiful that theyre intimidating way but no she was being entirely#fr . she explained jts bc she was bullied by a girl in the past but like...bro ur ex bf literally abused you like surely you see men are#capable of just as much harm? but obvs who she dates is her own choice . but anyway she has consistently made plans w me then cancelled the#like an hr before . or asked to call me and then proceeded to not do so . when i ask her to meet/call its the same she just doesnt respond#or she cancels ? and while i understand anxiety sucks it feels SO WEIRD STILL . maybe im the problem slightly too bc ik i have no right to#feel this way but it rubs me the wrong way that ik she has so much time to spend w him/calls him all the time despite meeting him just a fe#months ago whereas i just have to like ...be ok w not actually having talked to her for a long time#its gotten to the point where when she says do you wanna meet/call i automatically respond yes and then just assume it doesnt happen . like#there have been several times over the past few months i double booked plans over when we were supposed to call/meet bc i was sure she#wouldnt show up and ive been right each time#like she sends me texts that she misses me or im her best friend etc etc occasionally and then acts rly . contrary to that ?#ive talked to her abt the issue w cancelling on me twice btw. when i was still dating the situationship person she would get sooo mad at#them for not respecting my time and shed tell me i deserve better etc etc and then like . she doesnt seem to respect my time at all#anyway she said she understand and she admits to like...being flaky etc but does nothing abt it#and its not like i can tell her to stop caring so much abt men bc we sorta had convos like that b4 she got This involved w this guy#and apparently it did nothing and the last thing i want is to police her relationships or get in her way#its just AUSHD AUGH#anyway i rly miss her it just doesnt feel the same at all anymore
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#quite literally a how it started vs. how it's going moment#i watch erik haula exit interview and go completely ballistic. THIS is female hysteria!!#you've been traded. you think it's going to be a good fit. you're excited. you believe things happen for a reason#you HOPE you're there to stay even before you step foot in the rink. you don't want to keep packing up your family from team to team#the season ends. you've got a new family now. you don't want to pack up and leave them for anyone else. you WANT to stay for them#“this is My Family.” i can't play anywhere else when nothing will ever be This#these people i didn't even know 9 months ago become these people i broke records with and made it places no one ever imagined…#the devils happened to you for a reason. you stumbled into something unknowingly and now you are pleading to stay. absolutely unreal#i think it's extremely warranted to go bonkers when guys who've been ran through the league finally find a place that is Their Home. sorry#erik haula you are so fucking special to me dawg i WILL pay for your contract. i WILL make sure you are here to stay. that's a promise.#quite literally gnawing on the sharpest edges of sheet metal i am so fuckin gSICK#if fitzy doesn't work something out with him and they lose the certified uncle and the goat…
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I love random drama from people I barely know like oh my god really??? How dare they treat you like that..... btw what's your name again
#in this case i know his name because we're facebook friends but i didn't recognize him at the christmas market last year lmao#some people you do associate with certain places and they look different at daytime shfjdh#anyway he started dating a woman and got engaged literally two weeks later and now she betrayed him and they broke up#turns out she's been MARRIED since june 2023. six months before he and the guy i know started dating#back then she had 'separated' in her bio and now she has the married to xy thingy like girl wtf#he's been heartbreak posting all day and i mean. i saw it coming because they met and got engaged so soon and were extremely lovey dovey#also i loved listening to customers' gossip at the bar omg they had so much to say and it was so fun to vent with them#mel talks
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the Urge to buy a guitar with a humbucker pickup in the bridge.....
#those epiphone sg muses to be looking real nice tho 👀👀👀#do i have time to play guitar? no but that's irrelevant#tho guys hear me out: what if i buy another electric and amp so i can have one guitar at home and one in my dorm do you see my vision#(it's totally chill if i play guitar in my dorm as long as it's before 11pm and not too loud (my across the hall neighbour does it as well)#i genuinely miss playing my guitar So Much#and i have to money to but a new one (tho i'm gonna be pretry broke after that purchase))#i'll talk to my parents about it to get their opinion...#when i first started playing i wanted a hss start but the store didn't have that so i ended up getting a sss strat#and i love that thing it's so versitile!#but as someone who mostly listenes to rock and its subgenres i just Really Want a humbucker in my bridge#kj post#or do i get a fender/squier because my other guutars are fenders/squiers or do i broaden my horizons ???
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"he can get hurt?"
#helluva boss the full moon#helluva boss spoilers#helluva boss#stolitz#uhm actually#they broke up before they started guys#he brokes birdy heart and his and mine
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Thinking about how when I joined Tumblr last summer I became mutuals with another byler from the tag and we hit it off, sharing theories and evidence w/ each other. Only for them to switch up at the end of the year, deactivating and starting a new account, making a post about how bylers are setting themselves up for disappointment, with their main evidence being that Mike’s monologue ‘clearly’ inspired El & because Finn said in a panel ‘we all know how Mike feels about El’…
#byler#stranger things#fallen hero#we lost a real one that day#hope they're doing okay#i'm pretty sure they're bitter bc they think the duffers ruined byler#maybe s5 has the capacity to open their minds to byler again?#that would be bittersweet!#but full serious...#i feel like some of you guys expect the story to just start and everything be resolved and then end...#there would be no show without conflict#it's a matter of creating conflict that is shocking but still manageable in the grand scheme of things#like with Mike's monologue#it HAD to be done that way#they managed to make most milkvans and bylers convinced of endgame#that takes skill#if they didn't go with the monologue and broke them up#EVERYONE even the redditors would know that byler is the obvious endgame#and having like 2-3 years before that revelation would make it something everyone would fully be aware of as likely#and the show would likely suffer bc so many people would feel cheated#they needed to tear down milkvan while always building them up in a disingenuous way#they needed to give the people what they wanted only for them to realize it wasn't what they wanted when they got it#because it was more about the idea of it and not the truth behind those moments and what was truly going on under the surface#and that comment finn made about how everyone knows how mike feels about el...#mike when confronted about not being able to say i love you to el in s4:#'yOu KnOw WhAt I tHiNk Of YoU'#like... that was obvious gaslighting#really everyone has been downplaying millie's interviews post-s4#shes out here saying el needs autonomy away from the men in her life and that her arc in s4 was about her being her own superhero...#is that what the ga got from mike's monologue? I dont think so...
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I may be failing my plan to not make any isat aus. So there's this guy her name is Euphrasie right. What if I took her and combined what could be 3 separate au concepts into one. And in the process forced myself to go back and reread a bunch of shit to make sure I know how to maximally fuck over this sad wet puppy of a woman
#rat rambles#did I ever actually make a proper isat talking tag? I don't remember but erm#stars posting#anyways dont count on me committing to this au too hard since Im mostly eternal gales brained rn but I am rotating ideas in my head#shes always interested me deeply as what am I if not a sucker for women who are mostly silhouettes of a character#I was mostly just thinking abt other ppls aus where she is also looping and was thinking abt how fucked it be for her in general but also#how much more fucked it would be for her if it was Only her looping#because as far as she would know theres straight up nothing that can be done to fix this and shed be stuck in a hell of what shed be sure#is her own creation#and then I thought to myself. what if she then accidentally did a loop while trying to fix it#and then my brain also said but what if loop was also there#so I did some mental gymnastics to ignore the possible problems and decided to take an extra spin on it and just sorta add her to the main#party by having her have basically wished to be able to help them defeat the king to make things right and her getting dropped earlier#on in the adventure so I can fuck around with potential character dymamics more (cough cough siffrin)#and for the actual loops I think it'd be funny if she could remember just like loop but was fully convinced that she was looping alone#so itd be siffrin and her acting at eachother trying to hide their seperate breakdowns while meamwhile loop is just staring at her with a#whole heap of mixed emotions but mostly the confusion of who the fuck is this guy???????#and sif is just like yeah thats secret. shes a powerful craft user who's craft experiments backfired and fucked up her body. duh.#and loop just Knows that thats not true but they have no real way to bring it up properly without drawing too much suspicious#oh yeah and Im calling her secret for now. in my minds eye shes like constantly putting on different fronts in hopes that one of them will#stick but shes been able to get away with it by playing up her belief in change to a cartoonish degree#shes really trying to be strong and not raise suspicion since she does want mirabelle to be able to learn and grow from this just the same#as her own mirabelle before and just wants to be able to fix the broken wish by being there to defeat the king herself#which she had already convinced herself was the reason the wish broke since she was the one stuck remembering#I should reword it to that probably because saying shes the one looping isnt Wrong but asside from sif not remembering it still entirely#revolved around him she was just the one forced to deal with it without any real way of learning how to fix it#and while she never figured out the entirety of the sif stuff it was always him taking to her that reset the loop#so she has. complicated feelings on him. she doesn't want to be avoidant or distant or to dislike him! and as time goes on she does grow to#like him a lot! but its just. hard to look him in the eye sometimes.#and then theres the horrors of the actual main game starting and the slow but horrifying realization of how badly she fucked up
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one of the untitleds, dealers choice
hello. you got it. i love this one.
His girlfriend has sworn so many things to him recently. She won’t stop swearing to him.
Not on the eve of Going Day for his family—“going” because “moving” is too productive of a word. If they move, they take a step forward from this life and begin some kind of ceremonial procession to a new one. But, no, that’s not what this is. This is their long-awaited exile from the town they never belonged to. Never, ever belonged to. They are Hawkins’ exhibits, its satirical stars, its sins, and its shames. They are its unholy trinity, stained by their own hands. Ask almost anyone, anyone, and learn that their poverty was self-inflicted, the loss of their patriarch was self-inflicted, and so was Mom’s insanity, and so was his and so was Will’s death/nondeath. And Will’s weakness. And Will’s femininity.
Entertaining a town with your family’s voluntary patheticness is not belonging to it, so now they will go to the West Coast with a telekinetic daughter tucked under their wet brown wings. (Broken wings.)
California’s going to make everything better for all four. (His girlfriend has sworn it so, even if she is an unhappy camper. She says she won’t have anyone once he goes away.)
“You must be so warm,” she swears, her mouth’s motions making a fuzzy sensation for his skin as she sucks intermittently and leisurely on the underside of his jaw, “I know you want to swim.”
His knee bends, his arms hug her waist, and the leaves rustle beneath their blanket. He’s trying his hardest to be present for her, and not just with his body, also with his mind. For several days now, he’s been caught in this trap: this stupid, dissociative episode. Voices are quieter here, his tongue is leaden, and the air can be touched. He’s not in another dimension, but he might as well be.
Honestly? It’s some strange form of self-protection. Could be his way of taking Leaving’s bitter flavor, though he’s never coped with this method before. He doesn’t shut off, just out. I should feel any emotion besides doubt. I should feel the need to reassure this person who says she’ll miss me (or want to run away from her, alternatively). All I am is doubtful.
Far above his face, the sky invites lethargy to bleed wider and longer. It’s a warm, woolen expanse of gray, tiring him with the sadness of backlit storm clouds. Why is this place turning beautiful for him now? That needs to stop. Nancy needs to stop. (Never, ever.)
“Warm? In October?”
She relaxes with the tightness of his arms around her midsection. She likes a snug fit, and so does he. As her sweater rides up, he learns that warm in October is right. In this case, anyway; just the small slice of Nancy’s back that’s been exposed gives off the heat of a candle. Her skin could very well be shimmering with sparks right now.
Her reply is put on hold until she finishes making a hickey, equal parts pain and comfort, on his neck. “Well, yeah, I’m warm. And if I am, then you are. Have you ever noticed that you like to copy me?”
“Okay—”
“You copy everything. I love it.”
#thank you!#enjoy the unrevised baby#this particular baby has not been given a bottle in months#stranger things#wanderleave#jancy fic#this one was written in full but they had an argument that i hated#kind of ruined everything#its weird#usually they just start kissing#but they started whisper fighting and making equally good points and once they started i couldnt stop them and they were scaring me#and then they just broke up#right there in google docs#i was like guys why youve never done this before#then they started kissing again and i was like oh okay#just a mess!#i know i sound insane but these are the facts#ask#*ask#writing
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fell asleep n my misery was so vast the world blessed me w a dream
#i think it was meant to be scary and i was like scurrying along rafters looking down and i woke up in like a dungeon#but then i was going alone i came upon this guy working on something i think he was meant to be the villian#and then he broke out in song and for some reason he was like just in these tiny little pants#it was like a disney game musical but w a beautiful big man he had long hair n makeup on n everything n good Heavens .....#and he was doing floor work and everything#the man was dancing n the ass reverb was going 2 take the house down#and then for some reason lady gaga was there#but this was after the song ended she was just like a lil guest appearance#but i do have to say there was an ominous part that did stick w me of the dream#because it was in fact a nightmare that was just a side quest moment i dont know what that was#all along it kept hinting at this visual of a forest with a white orb#and how it was apparently like something really bad if u dreamt of it#and the entire time i was like... ive seen that. ive seen it so mnay times#but itd just be off in the corner#always following me#and the scary part is that is a real image ive seen before like ive had that dream or even when i was awake but getting mentally blasted#by the horrors#ive seen it#so it made it actually kind of scary#but !#knowing it was all my own dream my own head does make it less so now BJHA#also this was all a wii game btw#the dream started by me putting a disc into the wii and then i woke up in the dungeon
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My best friend of ten years and I broke up last night and I ultimately feel relieved, a little lost and guilty though. I am stressed over the cat situation
#i will say it IS my cat who keeps starting shit w the others it’s actually some craziness. but no we broke up bc we were never compatible#she’s too passive and im not so she wont tell me when she doesnt like something or want to do something and then blames me for not knowing.#and i just havent liked her for a very long time and have probably been unintentionally taking that out on her. how are we going to work out#visitation rights for the cat???? i think since she’s here til the end of july if she trusts me enough i can just come over when she’s not#there (letting her know this ofc) and then when she leaves for her millionth vacation this year i can work out something w her and the guy#thats going to be catsitting her cats#no but back to the cat. im chilling with him and the other cats last night and he goes over and bites the neck for no reason and the other#cat obviously loses it. and im like leon what the fuck man#i defend him so often like oh hes just playing but no he really IS picking fights#oh she’ll have a roommate! if she’s ok with me coming over when the roommate’s there and not her then we can do that too before july ends.
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