#then I remember he's not canonically bi

[steviesbicrisis]

I saw someone complain that Steve has no lore and that he's in stranger things mostly as comic relief despite having so much trauma that never gets addressed and I immediately took offense to these because heyyy!!! what about his nightmares?? the migraines??? he can't swim in his pool because of Barb!!! and no lore??? he's our bisexual himbo abandoned by his parents, terrible dad, who's trying to figure out what he wants to do with his life while working on his personal issues! he has so many layers!!!

... then I realized we all collectively did that, nothing I thought about was canon 🧍‍♂️

[mildewewe]

Something something Kim Dokja in a cheongsam outfit

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[54625]

Sometimes I'll just be going about my day and then I'll remember how drastically my brain chemistry changed when Fit said "if I had to choose between the two it'd be a dad" and how I've never been the same since

[rosetterer]

sometimes I still can't believe they are real

[chaoscradle]

you guys stop mike isnt gay I look at all my friends the way he looks at Will

[imavikingo]

Everytime I look at Tumblr and see the tl I remember why I hate endgame with a passion you couldn't understand.

They fucked up Steve and Bucky so bad (yes, Bucky too bc suddenly he doesn't matter/isn't even a secondary character that deserves to be near Steve)

It's so funny to me (not) bc they talked about gay characters being in the movie at panels and interviews and even talked about Stucky at some point (basically queerbaiting) for then... Steve not even acknowledging Bucky. An awkward and impersonal hug doesn't cut it.

And Steve suddenly yearning and talking about Peggy? When he didn't even mourned her that bad and already had let her go ages ago? They knew they fucked up in CATWS with Steve and Buckys relationship, so they tried to distance them and then inserted Peggy bc ofc

(they possibly didn't have the time for a new character and they already had fucked up pairing Nat and Bruce and Wanda and Vision). Steve didn't have anyone else he cared about so they couldn't give him a new girlfriend. So they used Peggy AGAIN.

I'm not mad bc "Stucky not canon grr"

No.

I'm fucking pissed off because they did the worst character assassination and friendship assassination possible. Every movie of Cap America revolved around Steve saving Bucky at some point and him caring about him above all else, and you want me to believe that Steven Grant Rogers didn't care about him when Bucky died in front of his eyes? AGAIN? That Peggy's death was more important and impactful for him? If that was the case then why the fuck did he crash the plane then? If he cared so much about Peggy since forever?

No, that was just lazy writing and a way to reinforce Steve's sexuality "He can't be gay and you can't say that bc he LOVES PEGGY"(even tho he only kissed her once, even tho he crashed the plane and didn’t give her the coordinates, he didn't really care that much after all) they could have paired him with Nat in later movies, but they didn't.

That's why I only raise my eyebrows a lil when people say that x character will be gay canonically in a marvel movie/series. Is more than possible they won't. And if they are they're Deadpool, a secondary character no one cares about (obscure in lore too, so they can cut them off) or is plain queerbaiting again (because yes, even if you don’t see Steve and Bucky’s relationship as romantic, they DID QUEERBAIT IT)

Steve and Buckys relationship wasn't even written in a romantic way (you can ship them or not), but they tried so hard to rectify Steve's heterosexuality in endgame, that they fucked up their character arcs on purpose. And now they will always feel hollow and inconclusive. A bad taste in the mouth, a painful reminder of what it was and a what? 11 year long? characterization.

Idk man, I know I've talked about this more than three times, but omfg Tumblr reminds me why I hate that fucking movie!!! It's not my fault!!!

I know I'm going to end up writing something out of spite bc I can't take it shdkdjjcif

"It's been more than 4 years get over it" NEVER

Also the bit with Johnny Storm in Deadpool and Wolverine was also a dig (a fuck you if you will) to the fans bc Deadpool explicitly calls him Cap. And it implies that Steve as a character (not that old Steve nonsense) won't be back.

It's funny they've remade over and over again some movies (Fantastic 4, Spiderman) changed actors for characters (James/war machine, Bruce) and they include them in the multiverse/plot, but they won't do the same to some movies and some characters when they fuck up their stories, because they know if they do, they will have to acknowledge WHY they did it. Like with James/war machine changing actors.

So yeah, that's one of the reasons I don't care about Marvel anymore.

**I mean remake the movies ((Also they Can't remake Cap America bc that would mean they need to remake every important movie. And they don't have the time, the money nor the need. So that's why they decided to fuck their character arcs))

or include some characters in multiverse (they're going to do that with Tony/RDJ/Dr Doom after all, no?) and they also won't remake Cap bc the movies are amazing.

But the point stands. Steve couldn't be in DaW bc that would imply he's an alternative one or that Old!Steve was an alternative one or wasn't even Steve to begin with. But they couldn't do that ofc, no, bc that would give the fans hope in seeing Steve and Bucky together once again. So they did a dig at the fans bc "haha you thought it was Steve, but it's Johnny!"

Idk if I'm making sense at this point I'm tired af, need to sleep.

The thing is that they fucked up Steve Rogers's arc on purpose (Bucky's too, and others charas too tbh) and now they expect the fans to accept everything they give us with open arms. And imho I won't accept shit.

"Deadpool saved the MCU" how? If the other og characters are DEAD or they fucked them up too? Or are the butt of the joke now? Don't make me laugh. Most people don't gaf bout the new charas bc they only are presented in series not everyone watches (only available in one place) or are presented with characters that are dead now or as a replacement for the og characters. They aren't interesting on their own (not really, at least in mcu) and that's why most of the new stuff isn't liked as much. If they wanted to present more characters the opportunity passed already.

Also now if you want to watch and really understand 1 movie (if you don't read the comics too) you need to watch like 20 other movies and 5 shows. it's fucking exhausting.

[bisexualdinahlance]

I think by the end of check please we mostly agreed that Shitty was probably straight but being older now and knowing so many bi men I do think it would be funny if Shitty was bi and just... Didn't know it. So busy focused on societal issues and other people had no clue the weird shit brewing in his own head. The heteronormativity strikes again.

[bitethedevil]

Four Characters

I was tagged by @sassyandsodone

Rules: make a poll with four of your all time favorite characters and then tag four people to do the same. See which is your followers' favorite

(I'm going to cheat and not include the Obvious One™ because we know he'd win. This is just me exposing my earlier obsessions...and Shovel. She has a special place in my heart.)

I tag (no pressure): @firlionemoontav, @luniidae, and whoever wants to do it <3

[raventrigonsdaughter]

Ekko's actor making me have beef with his ass too instead of just riot cause the mf straight up just tried to erase Ekko's canon bisexuality to make a stupid ass joke about him being "jinxsexual" and idiots are eating it up, congrats reed, really helping there

[antisociallilbrat]

Ya know I am realizing I have never done this but here are my personal headcannons for the Loser's sexualities, set in my poly Losers universe ofc

Ben: Straight/homoflexible - the only guys he's ever been attracted to are the Losers and sexuality doesn't matter much to him bc it's about who he's in love with over their gender. Probably later on in life considers himself more on the pan scale.

Bev: Bi - one third of the Loser's bi squad. In college she hooked up with a few women and had a gf (Kay) for a while. Swears in another life she ended up married to a woman instead of six guys.

Eddie: Gay - I say he's gay but I've seen people headcannon him as Bi and that's cool too but he's always been gay in my mind. Like Ben with the guys, Bev is kind of the exception for him. Sexuality s a spectrum. I don't think he gets physically intimate with Bev in a one on one setting but they're very close on an emotional scale.

Mike: Pan/Demisexual - He has never cared about the 'gender' of the person he's in love with. He's the one who suggests to Ben he may also be pan. And for Mike he has to fall in love with someone before sexual attraction even sets in. He's a big teddy bear let's be honest.

Bill: Bi/Unlabeled - I've talked about this before but it never occurs to Bill to 'label' himself. He is just is who he is and he just loves who he loves. Never cared to put a label on it but if pushed came to shove he'd consider himself bi.

Richie: Bi - He's a slut. He loves women and men and loves to have sex with them. Probably is one of the most sex positive people you'll meet. Very open and outward with his sexuailty. Also challenges the bi 'stereotype' that just bc he's bi and sex positive, doesn't mean he can't have a meaningful relationship and be faithful.

Stan: Pan-ish/Demisexual - I go back in forth with him. I feel like he is very much gay bc often I can't imagine him in a relationship with a woman or feminine presenting person but I think Bev and Patty are the exceptions which land in him more on the Pan side of the spectrum. Like he is sexually attracted to them but that's only after he's established a bond with them- hence also being demi.

Also ofc they're all Poly. And theses are just my personal headcannons.

[greatestcoworker]

I like you but u are nasty gay

>"WHAT"

>"I like women! What are you even talking about!?"

[agrebel18]

hot take (lol) but I think Gus, Matt, and even Darius being seen as gay/mlm and even asexual or aromantic (or both! aroace rights!) makes more sense than Hunter being seen that way

[satorugojoswiife]

Fie my dude just delete twitter as an app. It does so much good for your mental health tbh (also the way I can tell you’re taking about the way the satosugu/gojohime people go at it non stop) like you’re ships not canon and if the author specifies if it is or not it will never be. like just chill😭

Funnily enough it was actually ship discourse surrounding maki this time. I have no idea how it got on my timeline, but nobamakis and yutamakis were tearing eachother apart over whether maki was a lesbian or straight (rip bi/pan people) stsg and gh are also both really bad too :( its so weird how some people get so worked up and obsess over the sexualities over fictional characters 😭 and ur right anon I should delete, but the artists on there are what keep me coming back

[morg-among-the-stars]

The sillys <3

[malewife-cas]

headcanoning my favorite characters w bisexuality like it’s a metal of honor

[redeemed-wren]

Everytime I find myself getting too annoyed at the idea of random non-numbered incarnations of the Doctor I remind myself of the valeyard and then calm down a bit