#such a bi disaster

[mildewewe]

Something something Kim Dokja in a cheongsam outfit

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Bonus doodles

[mini-minish]

have you heard of that new hot spot in ba sing se 🍵

[jdorian]

It ain't no lie, baby, bi bi bi ♫

[oldmannapping]

HC:

Reporter: What do you have to say to criticism that for years, the Robin role was filled solely by straight, cis white males?

Nightwing: I’m not white.

Red Hood: I’m not white.

Red Robin: I’m not… Well I’m white...

The camera lingers for an awkward moment before an offended Spoiler jumps into frame and protests girl-Robin erasure.

Later, someone puts the short close up of Red Robin’s response in slow motion with rainbow filters and dance music, and it‘s a viral joke in Gotham for two weeks.

It’s mostly forgotten for years until Red Robin goes to Pride and casually mentions that he’s already come out years ago. The clip resurfaces and people are like, “Wait, that was it??? That was real???”

Because Tim Drake has extensive media training but Red Robin is a chaotic bisexual disaster with no filter.

And that’s my headcannon of how Red Robin comes out in a way that’s so dumb, most people don’t even realise he’s done it.

(Bonus headcanon: Bernard was the creator of the original viral clip and was infuriated at the time because people thought it was a joke but it was SO OBVIOUS that Red Robin was coming out. Why couldn’t everyone see it?)

(EDIT: This recipe can also be used for gay, trans, or ace Tim - just adjust the ingredients to your personal preference.)

[raevenswritingdesk]

Wanting to leave the council (and Mel) at the drop of a hat because he realised his place is in the lab (and with Viktor), but realising just too late and loosing him in the process due to the repercussions of not choosing him earlier (what happened with Skye and his night with Mel). Jayce Talis the bisexual disaster you are.

[raphaerolo]

Trying something new [featuring blorbo]

[bidisasterevankinard]

Kings of "let's speedrun this bisexual awakening because I want that emotionally unavailable gay boy over there"

[dcxdpdabbles]

Bruce: I want to let you know that I am entirely on board with welcoming Danny Fenton into this family. Tim: You want to adopt my friend Danny? Bruce: No, I don't want to adopt your special friend. I'm talking about the other way to join a family. Tim.: Ohhhhh. He's your illegitimate son. Bruce: No, he is not. Tim: Well, if he wasn't born into the family and you're not adopting him, how else would he join? Bruce: I mean, it's more of a union of families. Do you get what I'm saying? Tim: Oh! You mean you want me to have him sign a business contract! Bruce: No! I mean- Alfred: Master Bruce! We agree to let Master Tim figure this out on his own! He's in a critical stage of life, and he needs. His. Own. Space! Bruce: But-but he's not connecting the dots! It's fusterating to watch! Tim: OH! you mean marriage! Bruce relieved: YES! You get it! Tim side eyeing him: Bruce...Danny is too young for you. Bruce: You do NOT get it. Tim: Hmmmm oh! *Snaps fingers* You want him to marry one of your kids! I could introduce him to Jay but the thought....makes me angry. So I won't. Bruce: Why? Why would that make your angry? Tim thinking: Cause I don't want Danny dating any my siblings. I want him to...... Bruce: Yes? Tim: I want him to be happy forever! *Runs off* I will make sure he never dates someone who will break his heart as his best friend. It's my duty! Bruce: *Muffled screams of frustration into nearby pillow* Alfred: Now you know how I felt when you used to bring Mister Dent around. Bruce: This is terrible. How did you handle it? Alfred: I suffered until you figured it out sometime in your twenties. Bruce: It's going to take that long!?

[sheikfangirl]

Post-BotW - When Paya met Zelda 😅🤷‍♀️

She's hot for them BOTH! Paya is the ultimate Zelink shipper representation lol.

Cheers!

[tevanactually]

[cod-dump]

Soap: *sitting outside the base staring at the ground*

Price: What are you doing out here?

Soap: Contemplating whether or not if I should drop off the face of the Earth

Price: ... why?

Soap: I have been so preoccupied with being obsessed by every fraction of bare skin that Ghost is willing to show that when I walked into the locker room and saw Gaz shirtless I screamed

Price: ... you screamed

Soap: Then Ghost walked in with nothing but a towel and I blacked out

Price:

Soap: I'm so cursed. Everyone on this base knows I'm a loser and now the two hottest guys witnessed that. I need to disappear

Price: I've been around Phil too long, I'm disappointed I missed the chance to witness this

Soap: I'M A LOSER

[redwhitebuddie]

bobby chose gay son(s) and gay daughter

[carrythatwayt]

No longer bothered or bewildered.

More Buck: Study Him; Wife Material; Just Like Me; Where's the Equality

[shriika]

nina, victor, and their beloved pet scientist voted "most hated polycule" by the powers that be

[crowlion]

Been thinking about an Adult Gaang AU where Azula heals and eventually ends up co-ruling the Fire Nation with Zuko. Katara comes by for a diplomatic visit and finds that Azula is just as infuriating as she was during the war, except oh great she’s hot now too

(She was always pretty and Katara knows it)

The idea is that Azula’s still playing games even this many years later, but she’s especially on her bullshit once she finds out that Aang and Katara broke up. Because who better to relentlessly tease than the person who almost ruined her life? It’s the least Azula can do to make tormenting Katara her number one priority.

Katara's role in all this is that

Well she’s a disaster

[urghblergh]

Julian's neurospicy ass putting itself into weird positions to relax feat. his favourite pillow. 🤲

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You're scales are beautiful, Darling.

If you say so, my dear. <3