#then I got a surprise
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pose4photoml · 7 months ago
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Something amazing happened to me today… I was at work as usual and the kitchen sink was leaking so of course I called a plumber got a quote and got the work done. Once all completed I mentioned about the fact I just had someone check it two weeks ago but that person thought I was wrong and left . Well since they had the account number to prove it, they game me a discount. I emailed my two bosses and attached the invoice/payment.
Now here is the best part…. Ready??
Two minutes after I emailed I received a text .. *** paid you $100.00 Cuz you're awesome 😎
Like really!?! How cool is that!?!
I texted back are you sure and she replied “Use for whatever”… so I got a pedicure and a manicure tonight!
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hansoeii · 8 days ago
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It was affection.
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 7 days ago
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Whatever the result is, I will attempt to recreate it as a drawing!
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chloesimaginationthings · 2 months ago
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The day FNAF Charlie Emily was shut out..
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redpapercraness · 3 months ago
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i wanna see that girl DEAD on the GROUND
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bixels · 3 months ago
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“America has no culture” is an inherently racist statement. Especially when talking about California, which has enormous populations (yes, plural) of Hispanic and Asian immigrants.
It’s such a self report that you see the American hegemony, the American monolith, as a singularly white entity that’s worthy of scorn. I want that person to look at the Black American NYC Miku design and tell me with their full chest that that isn’t culture. Especially when modern pop culture owes so much to Black American culture — hip hop, language, streetwear and fashion, pop music, jazz — as is actively erasing their roots, saying all of America has no culture is a dumbass statement.
Also, “all the US Mikus are dressed in generic casual street style for coolish weather.” The original Brazilian Miku is wearing sunglasses, a crop top, short shorts, a bikini, and flip flops you absolute dunce. If you’re gonna be rude at least be consistent.
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reaiiygoodusername · 2 months ago
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My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “Parkour Civilization” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw a hidden level of parkour civilization
My buddy Evbo pacing: seawatt is lying to us
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aliettali · 6 months ago
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personally i think that after watching leo almost die donnie should be allowed to upgrade past “dum dum” as a pejorative
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neosatsuma · 9 months ago
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thethunderthedragonfruit · 2 months ago
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i was REALLY surprised i hadnt seen anyone animate over anything from the prevenge script reading yet, so i took matters into my own hands. i thought this bit was hilarious
audio from here
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s7ven-art · 5 months ago
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YOU ARE THE ANGEL THAT I COULDN'T KILL
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introspectivememories · 3 months ago
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was it casual when i sat in your lap in public? was it casual when i said "recently my heart is crying because you're leaving"? was it casual when we decided how your last name would fit with mine? ("yuki tsunoda-gasly" / "no tsunoda, only gasly" / "yuki gasly?") was it casual when we sang adele's "someone like you" together at your going away party? was it casual when i knew it was you just by touching your ass? was it casual when i knew it was you by smell alone? was it casual when "will you miss me?" / "for 2-3 minutes maybe" / "i'll take that. even if it's just 2-3 minutes, i'll take that"? was it casual when that bus was completely empty and we still sat right next to each other, all the way in the back? was it casual when i picked you up multiple times so you could dunk a basketball? was it casual when i begged to come over to your house multiple time and then you finally let me and we cooked fried rice together? was it casual when we played christmas twister together and i said "your big eggplant is touching my ass"? was it casual when we were pressed up against each other on a scooter going two miles per hour? was it casual when-
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chloesimaginationthings · 4 months ago
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This could be a kart if FLAF wasn't fucking around..
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daydreamerwonderkid · 2 months ago
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Just be grateful he's using them for cooking.
Much love to @oifaaa for pointing out Law would be one of Jason's OP faves <3
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cloudyydraws · 5 months ago
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card so good everyone cheered
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(slightly) lighter bg vers + zoom in :3c
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soaked-doors · 11 months ago
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one of those nights
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