#them children are not fools

[skymoral]

I KNOW YOU ARE A LITTLE BUSY, I'M SORRY IF THIS ORDER MAKES YOU MORE OVERLOADED, I SAW WHAT ABOUT TOMAS AND BI HAN WITH THE HEADCANONS ABOUT CHILDREN SO COULD YOU MAKE ONE FROM SYZOTH PLEASE? IF IT IS POSSIBLE I WOULD LIKE MAYBE THEY WILL INHERIT THEIR FATHER'S SKILLS (TAKE THE TIME NECESSARY TO WRITE IT , DONT WORRY)

Ooh no problem hun, don’t worry. I cleared my Queue of requests😊

Syzoth reminds me a bit of of Tomas, but more serious than anything

💚 SYZOTH w/ Children Headcannons 💚

Syzoth is a literal family man and may be more overprotective with his new one. Ever sense Shang Tsung killed his other one.

He was glad to have met you and restore what he had lost which was love and family. It took awhile for you both to get together, but of course you understood why.

You two eventually got married and had three kids. Two girl and one boy

Syzoth loves his children and would protect them no matter what. He keeps a close eye on them, as they are timid children.

They’re very quite kids and only keep to themselves and are mainly chatty with there parents. You worried if them not being social would grow into an issue.

But Syzoth tries to ensure you that it was fine and he was the same way.

His children inherited his father’s shapeshifter abilities. Which was amazing and a bit much at the same time, they didn’t know how to control there animalistic instincts and behaviors

Syzoth transformed to try and help them have better control in the form and lead them.

They didn’t like or was afraid of many people in outworld and earthrealm. They loved Liu Kang and really liked Baraka. He adores the little ones and whenever the parents weren’t around he would be there to protect them.

Syzoth doesn’t really scold harshly, he’s very soft spoken and stern in his speech and his children listens.

They are very obedient children, when it’s their parents. But everyone else they don’t really engage(with the exception of Liu Kang and Baraka).

Kung Lao, tried saying hi to them. But they hid behind your legs

“I don’t think they like me very much.” Kung Lao chuckled nervously.

“No it’s not you. They are just very reserved like their father.” You explained to him and Raiden.

Syzoth is very playful with his kids, they do more so puzzle and brain games with him. So they are very smart children

He will eat anyone that comes after his children, when it comes to you. Your husband and children will feast on his flesh.

His children are too smart to be fooled by anything and are not easy to trust anyone. So be very careful.

A/N: How I see Syzoth is very reserved and not a chatty man. But he is kind and sweet in my opinion. He’s not much of a man with anger and violence unless provoked

[shit-talker]

Another idea to do with this post I made;

They aren't raised together. The deal between Shiva and David is still intact when they're born, and when Shiva ends up having 3 kids, it presents a perfect opportunity for David Cain to put in a proper experiment with these kids. He takes Cass, raises her as he did in canon, and tells Shiva to raise Tim how she sees fit, and then they give Jason to a struggling couple in Gotham city, just to see if their genetics really do create the perfect child assassins, or if they have to foster the ability into them, and who's better at it.

Tim and Cass end up meeting when they're around 5 or 6, and they end up fighting then, too. It's a pretty even fight, all things considered, but eventually Cass ends up with a knife to Tim's throat, and Tim ends up with two daggers pointed from behind Cass's head and their parents decide to stop things there.

Jason, meanwhile, is being raised just as he was in canon. His dad gets arrested around this time, and he's left alone with his mother, completely clueless to his siblings currently battling it out in a different continent.

David forces Cass to kill when they're 8, and it fucks Cass up. She ends up hunting Tim and Shiva down, and while she still hasn't figured out talking, Tim is able to get that something bad just happened, and they have to go now. So, they run off together and end up in Gotham about 2 years later.

They're 10 when they run into Jason, who immediately gets freaked out because he and Tim look literally identical, but there are a few basic differences, and Cass just looks like them if they were a girl. Jason, newly homeless after his mother's death a few months before, shows Tim and Cass the basics of Gotham, and in exchange, Tim and Cass show Jason how to handle being homeless (and how to fight properly)

Tim and Cass technically can speak English, Tim moreso, but it's definitely not a perfected thing, and Jason becomes a sort of translator for them.

When Jason ends up stealing Batman's tires 2 years later, he runs to get back to Cass and Tim, who are admittedly and annoyingly better at fighting than him. Bruce obviously follows him, and when he stumbles across 3 kids who look a hell of a lot like Lady Shiva, he just has to take them home.

(Other post on this AU)

[hrodvitnon]

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"Hey, when were you going to tell me you have fangs?"

Elster pauses, having just gotten engrossed in a scene of tense questioning.  "Excuse me?"

Ariane sits beside her at the table, lays down the Replika overview, leans her elbows on it and rests her chin on folded hands, giving the Replika a look that to any Gestalt would be similar to a parent wanting to know why their kids didn't do what was asked of them – or rather, like she's taken on the role of detective in the midst of questioning.  Elster lifts her eyebrows, waiting for an explanation.

Ariane elaborates as if telling an anecdote from her Rotfront years.  "I looked through the Replika overview again to see if there was anything I could pick up to help you out, or do something for you, when... in the corner of my little eye, I spy... a schematic.  A schematic, El Bell.  Of retractable canine teeth.  Which you are in possession of, and neglected to inform me."

Elster closes her eyes, knowing where this is going.

"Ariane."

"Now, I don't ask the time of day from a clock..."

"Liebchen."

"But I'm not shy about how hot I am for nibbles and love bites..."

"Light of my life."

"And you didn't think to tell me?  When were you going to tell me?"

"Settle down, dramatic.  They're for self-defense, not for sexy time.  Besides, it's not even unique to LSTRs – all Replikas have them."

Ariane blinks in surprise.  "Wait, seriously?  Even Eules?"  Having such teeth makes sense for a Storch or Star, but an Eule?

"Absolutely.  I once heard that a secretary unit back at headquarters almost bit the fingers off an untrained Storch who got too ugly with her.  Not sure how it ended, but I like to think Frau Beißer got off with a warning and the Storch never lived it down.  Self-defense, like I said.  With combat units it's a last resort in case one runs out of ammunition or doesn't have a melee weapon ready."

Ariane's eyes widen.  Eules always looked so delicate to her with how lightly they carried themselves, but it seems even those domestic units are made of sterner stuff than expected.  Her eyes lower to Elster's mouth.  Elster gives her a knowing look.

"No."

"I didn't say anything!"

"You have that 'in the interest of science' look on your face."

"I just want to see them for myself!  There's nothing wrong with that!  Show me, please?  It's not like I'll ever see them in a combat situation, unless we get picked up by aliens or something."

Elster stares.  Ariane stares back, pleading and doe-eyed, just seconds away from deploying the dreaded pouty bottom lip.  Elster gives in, of course.  She can never really refuse humoring her love, so she teasingly grouses like it's such a chore.

"Ach, fine."

Ariane tries not to drum her fingers happily while Elster pops the mandibles in her jaw, mouth opening.  Nothing out of the ordinary, just 28 white teeth – go figure Replikas aren't manufactured with wisdom teeth – and then Elster curls her lips back wolfishly, her canines extending with an audible click.

There is, of course, the knee-jerk flicker of saucy fascination since Ariane does so love when Elster bites her, but in the moment it's also tempered by actual scientific curiosity.  Elster's lengthened teeth are only sharp at the very tips, as Ariane knows from experience, so while they probably can pierce through flesh or biomechanical components they must be intended for crushing and tearing, clamping down and keeping a steady grip thanks to powerful jaws.

A rather specific detail from the Replika overview comes to mind: the LSTR unit has a bite force of 1250 PSI at minimum.  Ariane's heard of certain Vinetan animals having a comparable bite, capable of piercing through the skulls of their prey.  The knowledge of this results in a revelatory daydream of hostile alien forces intercepting their little ship and abducting Ariane, causing Elster to crush an extraterrestrial skull or spine between her teeth as she goes in a rampaging rescue...

"Ari," Elster drawls.  The extended fangs seem to mess with her speech, an added lisp causing her accent to border on nonsensical.  "Ye hab dat look."

Ariane shakes her head.  "I wasn't thinking of anything sexy this time, honest!"

"Uh-huh.  Cad I pud dese away now?  Iz hahd to talk."

[cluescorner]

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH KAEYA AND VENTI?? Like, of all the relationships I want explored in genshin theirs is the most fascinating to me. Do they know who the other is in relation to their origins? Are they both in the dark? Does one know and the other doesn’t? What are their real feelings towards the other person, not just the expressed ones based around their personas? Why was Kaeya left in Mondstadt specifically and does Venti have any thoughts on the matter? Are we gonna get a big reveal scene where Venti shows himself as Barbatos and Kaeya is like ‘AYO WHAT THE FUCK’? Are we gonna get one where it’s vice-versa and Venti loses it onscreen? 

Does Kaeya know that Venti is Barbatos and is friendly with him regardless? Or is it to get more info on the Archon? Or is it to perhaps ingratiate himself to Venti in hopes of not fucking dying like literally almost everyone else? Is he completely unaware and if Venti admits his identity to Kaeya that will be yet another instance where Kaeya’s trust has been broken by someone close to him? Or will he lash out at Venti because it is heavily implied that the Abyss Order/Fatui/tbh everybody related to Khaenri’ah in some way hates Barbatos in particular for some reason? Or will he just go on as normal in hopes that Venti doesn’t recognize Kaeya as Khaenri’an? Or will he have a fucking panic attack immediately because bro I would too if one of the people who killed-or-worsed literally my entire nation just showed up and oh no he was my fucking drinking buddy? 

Does Venti know that Kaeya is an Alberich and simply not care? Or is he pitiful of the man whose freedom was restricted at a very young age? Or does he feel intense guilt stemming from whatever the fuck he did in Khaenri’ah because SERIOUSLY WHY DO KHAENRI’AH-RELATED GROUPS SEEM TO HATE BARBATOS IN PARTICULAR? Or is he perhaps afraid of what Kaeya might do to his nation and hopes to get as close to Kaeya as he can to prevent anything from happening? Did Venti always know that Kaeya was there even during his sleep? Did he wake up and wander into the city and suddenly BOOM, DESCENDENT OF THE ABYSS ORDER IS YOUR CAVALRY CAPTAIN AND YOU CANNOT DO SHIT ABOUT IT? Does Venti not know that Kaeya is an Alberich/Khaenri’an and are we going to get a big reveal wherein Venti will once again be placed in a position where he might have to compromise his identity in order to protect the greater good? Or will he try to kill Kaeya because honestly if I took part in the mass-destruction of an entire civilization I would assume that if somebody reveals themself as a part of that civilization that they’re here for revenge? Or will he treat it like it’s no big deal because he already knew/doesn’t care because Kaeya has made it clear that he’s loyal to Mondstadt? Or will he collapse into a big puddle of guilt and beg forgiveness for everything that’s happened because, when you really think about it, none of Kaeya’s suffering would have ever occurred if Celestia hadn’t nuked Khaenri’ah? Even outside of the other bullshit, Kaeya’s freedom was restricted at a very young age due to the actions of Celestia which Venti played a direct part in. Does Venti feel guilty for this or like he’s wound up betraying his own value? Does KAEYA feel that way? 

THEY DO NOT HAVE VOICELINES ABOUT EACH OTHER! Kaeya and Venti get them for such a menagerie of Mondstadt characters (including ones they never even interact with) that the fact they don’t have them for each other drives me insane. That HAS to be intentional, why the fuck do y’all not talk about each other when you should probably have THE MOST AMOUNT OF THINGS TO SAY ABOUT EACH OTHER?! They are making me crazy. LET THEM INTERACT AND BE HONEST WITH EACH OTHER! WHERE ARE THE FICS WHERE THEY REVEAL THEIR IDENTITIES/LITERALLY ANYTHING RELATED TO THEIR HIDDEN IDENTITIES HAPPEN AND THE OTHER REACTS TO IT?? WHERE ARE THEY?? They are easily the most fascinating yet utterly unexplored dynamic in Genshin. I see more fics about Childe and Kaeya interacting than Venti and Kaeya and I get it and no hate BUT WHAT THE HELL MAN?!

[izzyspussy]

we went over the 14yr long torture session in my last therapy visit actually, and i told her that toward the end i was fantasizing about and then actively considering walking into traffic because if i got catastrophically injured then they would have to treat my pain. and she told me that's not an uncommon thing for people to do. that she has heard that many times before.

like think about that. we are so moralistic about drug use and have politicized a particular type of medicine so much, and doctors are so uncompassionate toward and even suspicious of patients who are in pain because of it, that it's NOT UNCOMMON for people who are otherwise not suicidal to start completely genuinely longing to get hit by a fucking car just for the chance to be oh so graciously provided the absolute bare fucking minimum of care.

think about how many different things have pain as a symptom. how many things have pain as the only symptom the patient is aware of. how many of them are life or death crises. heart attacks. blood clots. strokes. bleeding ulcers. those are just what i can think of off the top of my fucking head, AND I'M NOT A FUCKING DOCTOR.

what i had, for example, feels exactly like appendicitis. and they left it for fourteen years because my only symptom was excruciating pain and i didn't fit their stupid little (completely unsupported by evidence, btw) diagnostic mnemonic. if it had been appendicitis, or anything else as immediately deadly that "just" hurts, i would have fucking died the same night i got sent home from the emergency room with "medical" "advice" to take some tylenol and rest - for the first time, that is. out of dozens. how many people do die that way?

because addicts are Bad. and because doctors are too arrogant and biased to practice medicine on the basis of evidence and informed consent when the profit model and conservative propaganda make it soooo easy to stay in the good old days of paternalism instead.

[m-a-d-e-l-e-i-n-e]

Angry Republicans were already pulling at straws trying to find things to criticize Kamala for and now they have absolutely nothing on Tim Walz lmaoooo

[hauntingblue]

making a collection

making another collection with a threatening aura

[bitchesgate3]

I love these two.

[dandyshucks]

one of the kiddos really loves rabbits and we're not able to really do much for Easter related activities irl so I thought I'd draw them with their favourite rabbit 'mon ... perhaps a gift from Guz,,,,,

[toastinthegrass]

[nazorneku]

Otto reminisces memories with Void Archives featuring @saganarr

[ofriendship]

Anyways, I do think that Chrysalis is a redeemable character but also it's not a smooth non-messy thing-- which is definitely why it never happened in the show and they just turned her to stone (and also a literal child but y'know).

[artibirdi]

Oc dump (Conext for these fools below)

They're all dead. Only two of these are actual souls. All are in the same organization

1st image-Has a name, but I am refusing to share it. He got decapitated while he was dead. He has permanently stopped time around his neck to prevent fading from existence. (Object is just there to not scare the crap out of other souls. Object can be swapped)

His creature is based on a maggot. -Courtesy of my sister

2nd image-No name - is just being referred to as the King of Spades. The entire design was based on the concept of his gills and crown.

3rd image-Rush Wasp (moreso based on an Asian Hornet but shhhh) Kinda angry, shoulders have weird trees on them with gas like leaves. The most difficult to design out of any character for my little tale.

4th image-Originated from a pause oc challenge I did with a friend. Love her to pieces, but she doesn't have a name or personality yet. (Kinda hard to design a creature for her when she came first and is just a design.)

[mariailoveyou-guerin]

Penelope: independent, has her own money and title, made something out of herself self-made queen!!

the other #Bridgerton girlies: just married the tons manwh*re the end that’s their whole story so pathetic

I too would be fuming about Penelope if my favs only personality was she married a rich ho* that whole ton have tasted in great detail for long periods of time!!

I know why they mad I would be too tbh, like all them girlies whole personality is about them marrying the ton man wh*re! While they have no interesting personalities, qualities or anything special about them they just bore just exist to make babies be wifes to marry rich man so very female character of them I mean the show is set in time where woman didn’t have no interesting qualities about them and was just there to be baby making machines but my girl Pen said nah I’m do my own thing! she’s such complex intriguing flawed fun character that’s why they mad bc their fav are 2d boring basic bland characters can’t even be marry Sue bc marry Sue suppose to be perfect but they aren’t that either just very pick me girls to the very end fact their lives stopped after they married not that they had any lives to begin with but just so sad tragic!

I’m sorry y’all fav character biggest personality trait was marrying a rich yt man who*re and betraying their own flesh like that’s something special or in Eloise case being just fake feminist who only talks does nothing at all but is a hypocrite cuz she didn’t want all that just for her to throw it all away for the first pretty yt boy with she sees and she betraying her friend for man she just met too Eloise is such written by a yt woman character if I have ever seen one bc of her yt feminism bs which is just fake feminism because she herself didn’t want something not bc she genuinely care abou feminism or wanna do something for woman but bc she dont want that thing she hates for herself like to marry an old hag!

[wc-confessions]

Lmfaoo minkpools/angrysnakes blocked me when I called them out on their sagutoyas post. Bitch you don't get to complain about bad minor adult interactions in the fandom when you literally draw necro feral warriors porn and reblog zoo shit on your easily accessible twitter

i read the og post and its so dumb like..oh you join a kids fandom centered around books for kids and do/endorse gross things within said fandom, then get surprised that there are kids in the fandom and bad things happen to them. you are a full ass adult you need to do better have some fucking common sense stop blaming kids for being curious or falling into these situations. like its obvs whats the real issue but they want to make it look like kids are at fault

[softceleste]

Question for y’all, I’m trying to see if I’m in the wrong / being a bitch for assuming the answer is yes.