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I love these two.
#Lae'zel#gale of waterdeep#bg3#companion banter#vaguely giving “If they don't blame Anoleis for this then they're fools. You should eat them.” vibes 🤣#eat the pets#beat the children#very alien space warrior#i dont condone this fyi#lae's right tho - these kids and pets were running AMOK 🤣#bet she was as overstimulated as I would be 🤣
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"Sun froze."
"His entire body shook. He wanted to scream."
"SO BADLY."
Based on Chapter 5 from the fic "Lofi beats to capture children" by aug325 (@dana-chan-the-control-brain) on Ao3
Sunny's about to have a brakedown on his second day at the daycare
#that part made me laugh so hard sorry#Love this fanfic it made me laugh and cry and suffer#lofi beats to capture children#fanfic#comic#fnaf sun#daycare attendant#my art#dca sun#dca fandom
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big brother part 7
#you know this is an au because the dick in my main series never calls bruce dad lol#but yeah jason’s bio dad was a dick#wait#dick grayson#nightwing#jason todd#red hood#batman#comic#fanart#art#big brother series#idk who needs to hear this but don’t actually beat up children#dick isn’t scolding jason cause honestly he’s even more messed up#note: don’t use the g word unless u have ties to it
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CANT GET OVER SHOCKWAVES GOOFY LOOKING ALT MODE
#hes so.crab#sliding crab#massive sliding leggy crab hes so silly i cant#hes like the things in war of the worlds but purple#as an alien machine design of course i think its rlly cool how theyve designed him to move#but at the same time hes so funny lookingand he keeps getting beat up by children hes a massive loser#my art#shockwave#transformers earthspark
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3am Prompt/Au Idea
What if, like love evil Dick in DC Vampires, more power to him, but like, imagine for a second...
Bruce, after finding out one of his kids is the self-proclaimed Vampire King, just holds up his hand, gathers up said kids into a room and just-
"I am not mad-" Several exchange looks that are half alarmed and half guilty, seeing as they're unsure why they've been gathered up at this moment. "-nor am I disappointed."
Bruce, fully channeling dad mode, "But what did we agree on for world domination plans?" (Somewhere a snooping hero chokes)
"Not to do it when you're on world so you don't have to at least attempt to stop us?"
"Exactly. Now, which one of you broke the rule and now has new medical information you didn't inform Alfred of...?"
#batman au#prompts#batman#dc#dcu#batfamily#dc vs vampires#vampire dick grayson#batfam prompts#batfam#alfred pennyworth#dick grayson#bruce wayne#jason todd#tim drake#damian wayne#duke thomas#cassandra cain#stephanie brown#the entire batfam#he gathered All of Them into the room#Batfam all know Dick is a vampire but no one else has any clue what happened#Bruce (straight faced to the JL): False alarm meant to breed distrust I tested all of them#Bruce about his kids: Look if you can't beat em join em#“I couldn't stop them from vigilantism when they were children do you think I could stop them taking over the world NOW that they're older?
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how i imagine fnaf 3 went
#digital art#digital illustration#artists on tumblr#artwork#art#sketch#character design#springtrap#william afton#fnaf#fnaf fanart#fnaf 3#micheal afton#original 3 fnaf games ftw i wish they just did a reboot/remake instead of turning it into a game for children#rare fnaf 3 cutscene#spring bonnie#springtrap fnaf#fr someone do a really grungy and actualy scary fnaf reboot#cuz the lore has some great beats but there is so much useless garbage#hire the og voice actors though#not me thought i am computer challenged#theyre both commenting on their dashing looks#very healthy relationship
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every time i see people discuss violence against children with cutesy names like 'spanking' i want to burn something. that is violence. against a child. who trusts and loves you. is smaller than you. cannot live without you or escape. cannot fight back. dickhead
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frankly not a fan of how therapyspeak and the internet pathologize any relationship (of any type) that is less than perfect. how any solution that is not “immediately break off contact without offering an explanation” (which in some cases may be valid and actually the safest decision! not saying it can’t be) is in itself treated as pathological behavior.
like you have people thinking having to put any effort or having any conflict or experiencing any hardship means it’s toxic. and if it’s toxic it means it’s abusive where one person is the Abused and one is the Abuser (and obviously the person who is asking the question is always the victim), always completely knowingly and intentionally, and all types of abuse are equally bad and equally render the responsible individual completely irredeemable.
#iso.txt#tw abuse#what i am trying to say is being sometimes manipulative to your friend is not the same as beating your children#like actually most interaction involves some level of conflict#people may sometimes lose their temper or hurt others without meaning to#sometimes you want to continue having someone in your life even if they have hurt you#am i mentally unstable because of my parents? yeah. do i want to never talk to them again? no
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hot take maybe but the only reason most show runners/producers/writers/etc. age up the (female) characters from book to show adaptation is to overtly sexualize them and not face mass amounts of scrutiny for it.
put 13 year old daenerys next to 30 year old drogo and the audience understands that daenerys is a victim to him and not an equal. put 22 year old emilia clarke as daenerys next to 32 year old jason mamoa as drogo and they’re seen as a budding romance with a tragic ending (by the general audience) due to their on screen chemistry.
flash forward to today, and now we’re dealing with 21 year old milly alcock playing rhaenyra from 14-19 and how her relationship with (28 year old fabien) a mid twenties criston is seen as -morally acceptable- and not a result of a degenerate pedophile taking advantage of and grooming his charge. “ser criston protects the princess from her enemies, but who protects the princess from ser criston?” rhaenyra was 14 when rumors started speculating that she slept with an almost 30 year old criston. a criston who had know her since she was 8 and had been her sworn shield since she was 9. obviously seeing a teenager in the early stages of puberty next to a fully grown man would emphasize rhaenyra being THE victim, as opposed to the show having an 18-19 year old explore her sexuality and seek out ‘consensual’ sex with her peer bodyguard. the discourse has even reached the point where certain stans try to paint the much younger woman as the perpetrator and aggressor of this event, who forced the unassuming man into having sex with her.
i’ll even take this a step farther, and bring up how if they had shown a 19 year old alicent abusing a 10 year old rhaenyra it would be identified and mutually agreed upon as a reprehensible act on alicent’s part. instead they’re of similar age, so people can attempt to paint the picture as two women of equal standing hating each other, and not a much older woman bullying a motherless child. once again however, some stans even go so far as to try and paint alicent as a victim of rhaenyra, and not the other way around. further cementing this is how both versions of alicent are younger than both versions of rhaenyra, AND how criston is still played by an actor who is younger than older!rhaenyra despite his character being the same age as daemon in canon.
they know exactly what they’re doing too, considering they aged alicent down to give her that innate compassion one typically feels when seeing children being abused on tv (something that can no longer be applied to rhaenyra). despite that never being her story; *she* was the abuser, and rhaenyra was her victim. criston’s victim. it’s a nasty cop out, and i wish more people would call out how sickening it is to flip the switch and attempt to make abusive individuals more sympathetic than the *actual* victims of said abusers.
#asoiaf#game of thrones#fire and blood#house of the dragon#got critical#hotd critical#daenerys targaryen#pro daenerys targaryen#rhaenyra targaryen#pro rhaenyra targaryen#team black#anti khal drogo#anti criston cole#anti alicent hightower#anti team green#anti team green stans#anti ryan condal#anti sara hess#this isn’t even including them aging the dragon twins + jace and luke#up to victimize aem*nd#he was beating the boys brutally in the books and was stated to be much older and stronger than them#the twins weren’t even involved#but now it’s 4 kids almost the same age as him beating him up#poor woe is him#but he still defeated all of them and screamed death threats at grieving children#it’s an all around fucked up scenario#and if i catch those two in the streets they’re done for#i have very… strong… feelings about this subject :/
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trapp is like murph in the way that he WILL end up the straight man of any party.
#also in the way that their last name is what they're referred to by#trapp and murph WILL be like “hey everybody there's a fucking MYSTERY and we won't be BEATING UP CHILDREN”#dimension 20#mentopolis#mike trapp#brian murphy
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i swear i´m gonna start biting dog trainers if they don´t stop comparing dogs with behavioural issues to autistic people
#i´m already a bit tired of the constant comparison to children because dogs are not children and i understand that with some people#you have to use that language to make them understand that positive reinforcement is a better way to train dogs than beating the shit out o#them but at a certain point you have to use appropriate language for the animals you actually work with#but that whole thing aside. people with autism are not dogs. you can´t just uncritically talk about clicker training autistic children in#your dog training books and blogs.#like unrelated to opinions on behavioural therapy for children you just CAN NOT compare people who have a mental disability to animals#either they stop or they will be bitten by me the autistic guy called Bark
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forgot to post this here last night but,,hoffstrahm pikmin dads :3
#saw#saw franchise#mark hoffman#peter strahm#hoffstrahm#coffinshipping#my art#fanart#idk all that much abt pikmin but i watched the jerma streams so#yeah#theyd be the best pikmin dads and the worst astronauts#hoffman aint getting shit done his ass is playing having fun with his pikmin children and oatchi#strahm will get work done but mostly beat the fuck outta bugs for getting near his babies#idk
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Jason: *slaps Tim over the head*
Tim: Dude!
Tim: Why'd you do that???
Jason: *shrugs* Dunno. You look especially punchable today.
Tim: It wasn't even a punch!
Jason: Well if you say so.
Jason: *punches Tim*
Tim: Dude!
#tim and jason#the strongest sibling energy#sass and beating the shit out of each other#they're middle children and they act like that#dc comics#siblings#jason todd#batman#dc#red hood#robin#batfamily#tim drake#red robin#they're siblings your honor#based on me and my sister
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get dunked on idiot
#GET HIS ASS KIDS#i love whenever gabe gets beat up by children#its always great#miraculous ladybug#ml spoilers#ml representation#baguette gifs#what a long time since i used that tag lol
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YOU’RE THE ONE THAT MADE ME THINK THE BROOM IS HOT?!??
You think that idiot is hot????
#That broom is the biggest green idiot iv ever made JDHDHDDH#Janitor is fuggin breakdancing in the background while a child is getting their ass beat#The bane of my existence- no matter how hard I try and forget y’all will always remember 😔💥🥄#Fun to draw him every now and then- but oh man I don’t think I can ever go back to the fandom NDHDJ too many children#Also still not tagging him smhhh
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shoutout to the mountain goats for making the intimate violent and the violent intimate
#tallahassee (especially oceanographer’s choice and no children) vs. beat the champ (especially unmasked! and hair match)#& ezekiel 7 and the permanent efficacy of grace#the mountain goats#tmg
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