#beat the children
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bitchesgate3 · 5 months ago
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I love these two.
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nighk0 · 4 months ago
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"Sun froze."
"His entire body shook. He wanted to scream."
"SO BADLY."
Based on Chapter 5 from the fic "Lofi beats to capture children" by aug325 (@dana-chan-the-control-brain) on Ao3
Sunny's about to have a brakedown on his second day at the daycare
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duckysprouts · 9 months ago
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big brother part 7
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bloominglegumes · 6 months ago
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CANT GET OVER SHOCKWAVES GOOFY LOOKING ALT MODE
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puppetmaster13u · 7 months ago
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3am Prompt/Au Idea
What if, like love evil Dick in DC Vampires, more power to him, but like, imagine for a second...
Bruce, after finding out one of his kids is the self-proclaimed Vampire King, just holds up his hand, gathers up said kids into a room and just-
"I am not mad-" Several exchange looks that are half alarmed and half guilty, seeing as they're unsure why they've been gathered up at this moment. "-nor am I disappointed."
Bruce, fully channeling dad mode, "But what did we agree on for world domination plans?" (Somewhere a snooping hero chokes)
"Not to do it when you're on world so you don't have to at least attempt to stop us?"
"Exactly. Now, which one of you broke the rule and now has new medical information you didn't inform Alfred of...?"
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r4tfromm3rcury · 6 months ago
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how i imagine fnaf 3 went
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taviamoth · 8 months ago
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every time i see people discuss violence against children with cutesy names like 'spanking' i want to burn something. that is violence. against a child. who trusts and loves you. is smaller than you. cannot live without you or escape. cannot fight back. dickhead
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straightlightyagami · 6 months ago
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frankly not a fan of how therapyspeak and the internet pathologize any relationship (of any type) that is less than perfect. how any solution that is not “immediately break off contact without offering an explanation” (which in some cases may be valid and actually the safest decision! not saying it can’t be) is in itself treated as pathological behavior.
like you have people thinking having to put any effort or having any conflict or experiencing any hardship means it’s toxic. and if it’s toxic it means it’s abusive where one person is the Abused and one is the Abuser (and obviously the person who is asking the question is always the victim), always completely knowingly and intentionally, and all types of abuse are equally bad and equally render the responsible individual completely irredeemable.
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daeneryseastar · 6 months ago
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hot take maybe but the only reason most show runners/producers/writers/etc. age up the (female) characters from book to show adaptation is to overtly sexualize them and not face mass amounts of scrutiny for it.
put 13 year old daenerys next to 30 year old drogo and the audience understands that daenerys is a victim to him and not an equal. put 22 year old emilia clarke as daenerys next to 32 year old jason mamoa as drogo and they’re seen as a budding romance with a tragic ending (by the general audience) due to their on screen chemistry.
flash forward to today, and now we’re dealing with 21 year old milly alcock playing rhaenyra from 14-19 and how her relationship with (28 year old fabien) a mid twenties criston is seen as -morally acceptable- and not a result of a degenerate pedophile taking advantage of and grooming his charge. “ser criston protects the princess from her enemies, but who protects the princess from ser criston?” rhaenyra was 14 when rumors started speculating that she slept with an almost 30 year old criston. a criston who had know her since she was 8 and had been her sworn shield since she was 9. obviously seeing a teenager in the early stages of puberty next to a fully grown man would emphasize rhaenyra being THE victim, as opposed to the show having an 18-19 year old explore her sexuality and seek out ‘consensual’ sex with her peer bodyguard. the discourse has even reached the point where certain stans try to paint the much younger woman as the perpetrator and aggressor of this event, who forced the unassuming man into having sex with her.
i’ll even take this a step farther, and bring up how if they had shown a 19 year old alicent abusing a 10 year old rhaenyra it would be identified and mutually agreed upon as a reprehensible act on alicent’s part. instead they’re of similar age, so people can attempt to paint the picture as two women of equal standing hating each other, and not a much older woman bullying a motherless child. once again however, some stans even go so far as to try and paint alicent as a victim of rhaenyra, and not the other way around. further cementing this is how both versions of alicent are younger than both versions of rhaenyra, AND how criston is still played by an actor who is younger than older!rhaenyra despite his character being the same age as daemon in canon.
they know exactly what they’re doing too, considering they aged alicent down to give her that innate compassion one typically feels when seeing children being abused on tv (something that can no longer be applied to rhaenyra). despite that never being her story; *she* was the abuser, and rhaenyra was her victim. criston’s victim. it’s a nasty cop out, and i wish more people would call out how sickening it is to flip the switch and attempt to make abusive individuals more sympathetic than the *actual* victims of said abusers.
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quicklings · 1 year ago
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trapp is like murph in the way that he WILL end up the straight man of any party.
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barksbog · 15 days ago
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i swear i´m gonna start biting dog trainers if they don´t stop comparing dogs with behavioural issues to autistic people
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k7ino · 10 months ago
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forgot to post this here last night but,,hoffstrahm pikmin dads :3
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onnahu · 5 months ago
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Jason: *slaps Tim over the head*
Tim: Dude!
Tim: Why'd you do that???
Jason: *shrugs* Dunno. You look especially punchable today.
Tim: It wasn't even a punch!
Jason: Well if you say so.
Jason: *punches Tim*
Tim: Dude!
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lady-baguette · 1 year ago
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get dunked on idiot
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clownsuu · 10 months ago
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YOU’RE THE ONE THAT MADE ME THINK THE BROOM IS HOT?!??
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You think that idiot is hot????
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coldfruitwater · 1 year ago
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shoutout to the mountain goats for making the intimate violent and the violent intimate
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