#their team is literally blue purple and red what else do you want they are bruise colored I bet they kick asses like no one else

[team7-headquarter]

Fuck everything, Naruto au where Orochimaru, Jiraiya and Tsunade all train and raise their little kunoichi apprentices outside of Konoha and then one day Anko, Konan and Shizune meet and start to work together to infiltrate and clean part of Konoha's corruption.

[crabonfire]

Oh no! The [merc class] has been captured! An enemy team member is preparing for torture/interrogation... Right?

Maybe not!

"You know, I've told them dozens of times to give me clear orders. But today I've been ordered to, and I quote, "take good care of [class]". So that's exactly what I'm going to do."

And then they give the captive a massage/mani-pedi/tea party idk.

So yeah, mercs of TF2 being "taken good care of", except it's literal care (with exception of restraints, probably, since malicious compliance can only go so far and outright letting a captive go would be too much).

HAHAHAHAHAHHA I love this!!! s/o just like me fr!!!

Mercs who's..being taken care of by the enemy s/o.

warnings: this is silly!!! beware of the goof

characters: all mercs

note: this can be seen as platonic or romantic!!😎😎

♡Scout♡

•...what? what the hell?

• "is this some kinda joke or sum?" He says as you pour him a cup of tea, still tied up.

"Are you questioning my tea pouring abilities? I'm pretty good okay! I've been practicing you know?"

"...what?"

"Oh were you not...talking about the tea?"

"fuck no??"

• he's not really complaining? Just?? Angrily confused and pleasantly surprised at the same time???

• he saw how tough you can be on the battlefield so when you just sit him down on a tiny table with an authentic Chinese tea set, with plates of cookies and cake he's...what?

He honestly thinks it's kinda nice how your actually not gonna torture him (again why would he complain) but...goddamn. okay.

♡Pyro♡

• LETS GOOOOOOOO

• "do you want more tea?"

"MmMPH!! mmmph mmhhuhhd mmhhh :)" ( yes!! more sugar please :) )

"got it."

• You both get along great. Trust that he will openly get himself kidnapped if it meant that you'd be his friend.

"Hey wait-they get back in 4 hours...you...wanna paint each others nails?"

"MMMMHHH!?!?!?! mmh mmhhy mmhd." (YESSS?!?! oh my god.)

• painting each others nails (on his gloves because he wants his gloves to be pretty) and just gossiping about each others teams. it's nice. he got a new person to ramble to!!

"Dude oh my god our scout is so ANNOYINGGGG"

"mmhmm mmhhhd mmh mmhds...mmhhs mh mmmhd." (You should see ours...he's a dick.)

♡Soldier♡

• he feels embarrassed and disappointed. (if you read the comics you know why)

• he's just quiet the entire time, angry and confused on why he's not being roughly tortured now. (he's definitely masochistic or something...not surprising!!! he loves the fight)

• "why aren't you drinking your tea?"

"I DONT WANT YOUR SCUMMY TEA! I DO NOT TRUST ANYTHING THAT YOU WANT TO GIVE ME!"

"Suit yourself."

a couple minutes pass by, and he gives in and takes a sip. he does not like tea. you laugh and give him something else, and he ends up just accepting his fate.

• "what colour do you want your nails to be?"

"...RED...blue...and...white..?"

"Like the American flag?"

"YES!"

He calms down after a while and just rambles about his "war" stories to you.

Once he gets back to base completely unharmed with a newfound appreciation for the enemy team's [YOUR CLASS] and...American themed nails? He gets stared at by his co workers.

"WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN AT? YOU WANT TO START A FIGHT BOY?"

"ACK-FUCK- no no-nothin...geez solly what happened to ya?"

He glares daggers at him through his helmet, and moves on with his day.

♡Demo♡

• oh. okay.

• all his worry just washes away as he sits down with you, getting his nails painted purple.

"Oh, you don't like tea? What do you like?"

"Ya got any scrumpy?"

"Huh, yeah actually. A ton, I'll get you a bottle."

"Thanks love, yer an angel."

• you really think he's gonna complain about it? Nah...free alcohol AND he gets his nails done? bro. he might take you out for dinner to repay your generosity tbh.

• you two just joke around and have some fun, he really likes you now. he will talk to you in the middle of battle and just casually flirt. (If your not interested he'll back off.)

♡Heavy♡

• thinks it's a trick but once he senses there is no ill intentions from you he's caved in.

• thinks it's pretty sweet, such a determined spirit in battle is so sweet and silly within closed doors.

• you two will exchange stories on each others personal lives, he will gladly ramble on about his family if you let him.

• has a newfound interest in you, you two don't fight much now during battles and just pass each other by, you two are like friends!!

♡Engie♡

• OK lmao

• yeah sure, has to do this with pyro daily so it's no different coming from the enemy team.

• "Sorry to bother you sugar, but my restrains are gettin' a little tight. Mind loosening them up a bit?"

"Oh totally, sorry man."

"S' alright, thank you for your hospitality."

• you two just sorta gossip about your teams, he has an insane amount of dirt on each of the mercenaries...

"No way, actually?"

"Yeah. You shoulda' seen the poor guys face when Soldier did that to him. Scout and Demoman were laughin' so hard I thought they were gonna choke!"

• you two probably spend too much time together that you've both forgotten that you were supposed to hold him captive, now his arm is around your shoulder, the two of you, slightly drunk and laughing crying to hilarious stories.

• he respects you as a person, and enjoys your company. Wouldn't mind being kidnapped again if it meant he'd spent it with you.

♡Medic♡

• he's laughing. Okay, sure, fine, better than torture.

• I genuinely don't know what to say other than the fact I think the whole time he's just laughing due to how silly it is.

• comes back and rambles to heavy about how his kidnapping was literally just a free spa day, with white painted nails and the smell of tea radiated from him.

♡Sniper♡

• is this some kind of sick, fucked up joke?

• he'll actually be kinda mad, like all this trouble just for you to drink tea with him? Fuck off

• "Mate, when I get outta these restraints I'm gonna show you why you shouldn't fuck with me."

"...dude what? chillax dawg I'm literally making us tea."

"Bloody hell."

• he gives in...after an hour or so.

• sighing, "just pick a random color, don't make it bright." He says, as your pulling our your nail polish. "You got it boss." You smile, taking out a muddy green color that fits him quite well.

• he's just ranting the entire time honestly it's like a therapy session

♡Spy♡

• finds this amusing and will play along.

• "Your tea set has quite an exquisite color, it's one I have yet seen on any tea sets."

"Yeah! Got this off of a bidding, she's a real beauty."

He snickers, "Indeed she is. May I have another cup?"

"Of course my good man."

• it's like he's role-playing with somebody he finds it cute!!

• he will not say much, but he will listen. He will not let you do his nails, but he will do them for you instead. flirting, trying to woo you.

"You have the prettiest hands, I cannot believe these are the hands that have stolen my lives, time and time again. You are full of surprises, aren't you?"

"Aw man, you charmer. Your just saying that."

"No, I am simply stating the truth. You are quite the interesting character."

• bro got that victim rizz (he got kidnapped so technically)

Hi...I'm back...sortve. um. Yeah. Sup brooo

[seastarblue]

Tumblr Games: OC Prompts: Character Profile

thanks for the tag @bardic-tales here !

Rules: Answer the prompts for an OC—buttttt I kinda wanna do the interview style again! Partway at least. Gotta work on them character voices, ya know?

So I’m already making profiles for my OCs, but I figured it might be fun to do one for an OC I wasn’t planning on profiling:

✨Saffron✨

Let’s go!

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Full name? “Saffron of Gentlebright. At least that’s the one easiest to pronounce for humans.”

Age? “Er… maybe… 450…? Give or take a few decades— I’ve lost count. Whoopsie!”

Gender? “Gender? I hardly know her! HAHAHA! You can use she/her for me though.”

Species? “A ✨fairy✨.”

Appearance: Saffon is a short (nO im NOT), red headed fairy with bright yellow eyes and shimmering purple dragonfly wings. She’s got a collection scars here and there.

Occupation? “I’m the captain of the Fifth Order.”

Family:

Spouse? “None. Never was one for romance!”

Parents? “…No.”

Siblings? “…also no.”

Best Friends? Tell me a bit about them!

“Alrighty! First and foremost, we’ve got Aris! Aris min Qultaar, if we’re being specific. He’s my partner-in-justice! Now as for the rest of my team: I love them equally—some are just… more equal than others, HAH! Like, uh, Nero di Accardi, Thannis of Spring, Tembris Quicksilver, and Percival Whitlock.”

Pets? “No, but I did have a cat called… Baby Kitty. He died :(“

Describe your room? “Ah, there’s not much. A bed, nice soft blue sheets, it’s got holes in the mattress for my wings—I tuck em in, don’t want them to get crushed, ya know—I’ve got a nice little nightstand that Thannis carved for me with some knickknacks Aris gifted me. I don’t spend enough time in there to really decorate.”

Way of Speaking: Saffron’s speaking style wildly changes depending on who she’s talking to. With her team, it’s casual, easy, gentle at times. With superiors, it’s formal, tense, very eloquent. With criminals… well let’s just say she doesn’t stop to chat much.

Physical Characteristics: Apart from what was listed above, Saffron has white diamond shaped pupils, and blue blood, as she is a Fae.

Items in your bag RIGHT NOW: “Oh, uh, let’s see… a knife, some food, a broken pencil, another knife, some vials of potion, and… another broken pencil. Who put those in there…?”

Hobbies: Sparring, planting, dancing, writing, interrogating people

Favorite Sport: “Hm… I’m a fan of wingball, but I don’t play often.” (Wingball is just football but in the air)

Abilities: Saffron has a lie detecting ability, as she is a fairy. She also has some very good Glamor skills, as well as mean Fire magic.

Relationships:

Her team: very good! :>

Lloyd Santhuff: very bad :<

Vivirette Hawthorne: she thinks the noble is weird.

Fears: She fears losing her entire team without being able to do anything. It’s a very real fear… also slugs.

Faults: She tends to freeze up, which isn’t a good quality to have as a leader. She also has a problem with taking things seriously—she doesn’t.

Good Points: Saffron is very honest (not by choice—long story, still counts), and she’s very good at giving advice, having lived for literal centuries (don’t make me feel old :[ )

What they want more than anything else: all Saffron wants is to be free to keep them safe.

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phew this took a while. Note that you don’t have to answer as an OC, just for one!

Tag game list! Lemme know if you want on/off via DM or ask!:

@sableglass @vsnotresponding @dioles-writes

@paeliae-occasionally @astor-and-the-endless-ink @allaboutmagic

[squeiky]

Oh. My god...??

I just realized, i dont think a collab between whay wilbur soot, tommyinnit, and i dunno who else that was.. like CG5 and i think 2 or 3 other youtubers- actually made a weird stickman universe (the type of shit alan becker makes but irl) here they called eachother green, red, blue, pink, ect, set in the apocoplytic/scientific world.

Somehow, i convinced myself- within MY DREAM that that was real, plausible, and that thinking about doing a series in which this dream could be a reality, is infact just me "copying off" an idea- a video- THAT DOESNT EVEN EXIST OUTSIDE OF MY MIND????????

THATS IT. IM DONE WITH MY STUPID PERFECTIONISM AND FEAR OF BEING A COPYCAT- IF MY FUCKING DREAMS DO THIS TO ME.

Also, apperently i wanted to marry green. Just because like he was so cool ;-;. I cant eveb remember why. I just know that i really like blue because he was a cool mix of lenardo from rottmt and sonic, but also a very big whiny failboy so i started getting annoyed by his antics. And then purple was like, ever anime person with glasses ever. Intelligent stoic smart.. pink.. i cant remember how she started off as, but i know by the end she helped save me and was a pretty cool resiliance leader. Stuck with me all the untill the end where we got into the sacrafice cult room, and even discovering more "test chambers" similar to the one i was in (its like poppyplaytime boiled down to a single corridor, that looks like a childrens decorated classroom wall), and crossed to the true original one, where i learned about the truth of this all. She cared for me a lot and was super cool. At some point i called her "cherrybomb" because well... she was reddish, and yeah.

Black and white was there, thy were both eneimes (gaurds) i had to face off, but i dunno what happened to black. But i think white had a redemption arc, and started helping me escape/survive.

Those so far are the only colors i can remember who helped me escape the confindes of the hellscape i found myself in (untill i realized that i all just leads down to the cult sacarfice room, which sucks ass.)

If red was there he probably was angry or grumpy. But tbh i dunno how big the teams was cause i barely remeber other colors, or if they were at all signifigant.

Also: had to escape some weird playground area by not getting shot by water type pokemon who kept spitting water at me (i had to shoot my water gun at the first to progress) and when i was done with that- turrets came out of the ground and threatened to shoot me to death. In the jungle gym, i managed to find the stuff to turn them off.

Not sure if pink started off bad. My brain is telling me she was a officer/guard befoee having sympathy and helping me to escape. I remeberher using her status to talk to another guard during our escape to go ourside the facility. And plus she had extra knowledge on both all the previous test chambers/corridors and how it wasnt always perfect, with many of the "traditionally classroom freindly animals" not being on there- like cows being eels and what not. And then instead of going to the direct end of the corridor, she brought me to this secret door i never noticed, in which some guy was inside there, and.. i think it was some messy as computer room? That or a direct way to enter the cult sacrafice room (which literally looks like a colluseem, where apperently a giant monster god will come down and eat you, whilst cloacked hodded figures- still stickmen- qwill watch and say nothing about. Tberes one guy who give you robes, hes the only cloaked morherfucker that speaks and announces things, and stands of the little platform on the bottom of the colluesem).

Okay the end.

[nerdyenby]

Blue time :D I’m watching Shelby

Thank you Shelby!! Hair is normal and it’s so weird that society tries to make afab people feel bad for how their body naturally exists

Shelby talking about needing a reminder to take her vitamin D when I’ve been out of mine for over a week now 👀

STARLORD!!!! Oh my gosh, I just remembered I’m seeing gotg3 this weekend

Blue’s skins for this event are so cute I could freaking explode

When will my husband (buildmart) return from the war (hiatus)???

MCC is about the vibes first and foremost, if you’re not in it for a good time then why are you here lmao??

Wait when was there a 3-player team???

Shelby’s chat is so silly and for what (me not knowing who that was either)

Yeah no, they do sound alike, I didn’t think they did but ummm yeah

I too forget meltdown exists lol

“I didn’t vote, oh my gosh, I’m a bad ciziten” I can’t believe you Dave, smh

Grid Runners

A bit rough but it was such a smooth grid runners overall

They did so good on the Minecraft one!!!

Dave trying to craft a daylight sensor with their minecraft in Spanish 😭

I feel like this is a good sot team, why do they want it so early??

Parkour Warrior

This team is so chill until Shelby just starts screaming lol

“I can’t do that one- that’s not even parkour, that’s like mind games and I have a small brain” Dave 😂

“You got 30 seconds, no pressure” I love False

“I played so bad, how is that number one?? These guys honestly need to step up, I played horribly” we stan a humble/self-deprecating king

Dave calling out Fruit’s hypocrisy, as he should!!

Did I know Shelby has adhd? I’m not sure if I did tbh, we’re literally the same person tho

That fox dissociated into the afterlife, same dude

Sands of Time

Dave sandkeeper arc my beloved

Dave’s saying all the right things, be more confident, man

Why didn’t Shelby get that sand??

“I’m coming for you, sir” Dave what is that voice????

Why are they so flustered?? This team has experience and are all strong sot-ers, they just need someone to take charge

Shelby you need to rush red vault, everyone else is busy, you got this queen

Fruit praying to the timer and giving the gold key as an offering 😂

Trust yourself Shelby, you had it, you just need to believe in yourself

“I like [sandkeeping] because all I have to do is talk the whole time which is… what I do anyways” Dave my beloved

Ace Race

*Giving Shelby all my asexuality* “now have him home by 8”

REAL!! Ace race is so hard to commentate

Tridents broken, real and true

Purple is stacked, fear them

Identity theft?? In my minecraft tournament???? /j

Halftime show my beloved

Meltdown

The most polite power negotiation in history

They are merely cruising

It’s the bare minimum but people actually using both sets of pronouns for Ranboo means way too much to me as a fellow he/they

NOOOO

That was such a tragic way to go :((

Dave popping off!! As she should!!!

It’s easy for them!!!

Dave going absolutely insane and Fruit just sounding so concerned 😂

“This is my game, baby!!” YEAH IT IS!!!

“Dave you’re so insane!!” “I don’t know what I’m on today, I’m just three beers deep” “I like it! Wait, beers?” “Who said that? Not me” I swear I could hear the 👀 in Dave’s voice

Blue 2nd and Dave 2nd individual!!!

Battle Box

I’m so ready for them to pop off

Oh that first round was so smooth!!!

“They’re a piñata” IM WHEEZING

Aimsey and Shelby screaming their love for each other my beloved

“I kinda love this map” “Yeah, I could see how people could hate this map” real

“Our comms make no sense but they work” seriously, they’re killing it!!

Dave is such a good igl, I’m glad they’re leaning into it :))

Good calls on better comms False :)

“Ori” 😭😭😭

That’s was sooooo close against cyan, my goodness

Gosh this event was SO close

Sky Battle

���Mr. Fruit ridge over here” the temptation to make a gay joke is nearing max capacity

“I was reviewing the map ‘cause I’m a dork” I love her, you don’t understand, Dave Krtzy my beloved

False advocating for hermit on hermit violence, as she should lol

Dave popping off!! He’s insane!!!

“Alright, new plan for me: not miss the jump” I love you False

Shelby’s death was so sad what

That second round territory battle was so tense, sad how much it threw them off though

Good eyes and good comms, rip to lime but blue handled that sneak attack like absolute champs

Fruit popping off???? Not unexpected by any means, but it was so chaotic and he was just running around like ‘mhm yep and dead’ what a king

Dave and Fruit holding hands, real

Dave only has banger opinions, MCC is about the silly goofy first and foremost

Not the AirPods 😭😭😭

Hole in the Wall

“Whatever happens, we did great” “Whatever happens, I love you guys” what is this, the finale battle to defeat the Firelord???? /lh I love them

They’re too in the zone to do meaningless things like so called ‘bodily functions’

Oh the way Shelby went out was so tragic, she bounced and slipped all the way off the edge ;-;

“Purple! No- I wish I never said that, I’m shutting up” Shelby 😭

NOOOOOO why does Shelby always go out in the saddest ways

“We did our best” real and true!!

Dave s-tier real and true!!! If you disagree you hate nonbinary people /j

Dodgebolt

I think they’re getting confused on who’s saying “purple” vs “Purpled” lol

“This is what [All Stars] should’ve been” Shelby spitting absolute facts

Gumi insane!!!

False changing sides just as her new pick loses rip

Ah yes, reverse psychology on reality as we know it

“I have faith in Purpled, which probably means he’s gonna miss these… yep”

GGs, great team, great time

[wendylover2008]

team hope galaxy incorrect quotes 3  💗💜💚🖤💛🤎 (and sakura)  warning some contain some shipping and some language

Sakura (new OC): Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a pansexual  bigender (female and nonbinary) threat 

wendy: Why are your tongues purple? calli: We had slushies. I had a blue one. adia: I had a red one. wendy: oh wendy: wendy: OH wander:  wander: You drank each other's slushies that’s pretty gay.

wendy: The stars sure do look beautiful tonight. wander: Yeah, they do. wendy: You know what else is beautiful? wander: *Blushing Furiously* Who? Did you mean me? wendy: What? No, I meant Calli.  

wendy: I was arrested for being too cool. wander: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.    

wendy: I hardly slept last night wander: When you can’t sleep, it means someone is thinking about you. Someone who loves you. wendy: Who would be thinking about me at 3 a.m.? calli: [gay panic] 

wendy: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions? wander: Put spaghetti in it. wendy: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you. calli: Put spaghetti in it. wendy: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two. adia: Put spaghetti in it. wendy: I'm no longer taking suggestions.    

calli: Why are wendy and wander sitting with their backs to each other? adia: They had a fight. calli: Then why are they holding hands? adia: They get sad when they fight.  

wendy: *Screams* wander: *Screams louder to establish dominance* calli: Should we do something? adia: No, I want to see who wins.   

wendy: What does 'take out' mean? wander: Food. calli: Dating sakura (new OC): Murder gaelic: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.  

wendy: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses. wander: This knife is actually a magic wand. calli: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel. sakura (new OC): *cocks gun* Magic missile. gaelic: What the ruck is wrong with you people.  

wendy: So uhhh... my question is: my friend keeps on going into the pantry and grabbing handfuls of fettuccine... uncooked... sakura (new OC): I would hope they're not grabbing handfuls of cooked fettuccine! gaelic: In your pantry! wendy: Yeah... and eating them raw, and they keep calling them 'chips'. ... How do I make them stop? sakura (new OC): Is your friend here? wendy, motioning to wander: Yeah. sakura (new OC), to wander: You're a monster! Words MEAN things! >:( calli: Does anybody remember- I haven't been to Olive Garden in many moons- but they DO have a like- fettuccine bottle that you can just- grab em out of and chew- calli: HOLD ON. WAS THIS A PRANK YOU GUYS PULLED ON ME WHEN WE WENT TO OLIVE GARDEN AS KIDS?! calli: NO, STOP. EVERYBODY SHUT UP. DO THEY GIVE YOU RAW FETTUCCINE TO CHEW ON IN THE LOBBY OF THE OLIVE GARDEN Everyone else: No. calli, to sakura (new OC) and gaelic: YOU RUCKIN BASTARDS sakura (new OC): YAAAAAAAAY! gaelic: THE PRESTIGE!  

wendy: Rules are made to be broken. wander: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken. calli: Uh, piñatas. sakura (new OC): Glow sticks. gaelic: Karate boards. adia: Spaghetti when you have a small pot. wendy: Rules. wander: 

wendy: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke. wander: Okay, but what is updog? calli: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish. sakura (new OC): Not, that’s a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released. gaelic: No, that's an update. You’re thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden. adia: Surely, that’s Uppsala, where’s updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter. wendy: That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs. sakura (new OC): You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current. calli: No, that’s an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway. wander: What’s a henway?? wendy: Oh, about five pounds.

wendy: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous. wander: What if it bites me and it dies!? calli: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, wander, learn to listen. sakura (new OC): What if it bites itself and I die? gaelic: That’s voodoo. adia: What if it bites me and someone else dies? wander: That’s correlation, not causation. sakura (new OC): What if we bite each other, and neither of us die? gaelic: That’s kinky. wendy: Oh my God.  

 That’s everything. See you next time on team hope galaxy incorrect quotes   💗💜💚🖤💛🤎

[agent-yolk-writes]

Team Prime + Reader Who Works at Monarch (Part 2)

A/N: Here it is! Part 2! Thank you everyone for the likes and another thanks for those who asked for more. Let’s see how this plays out! Wrote most of it in one day but forgot about it lol

I imagine the Reader is some kind of ecologist. Studying patterns and behaviors of organic lifeforms. It would make sense why they were assigned to help observe the Mothra larvae

Read Part 1 Here!

It doesn’t process that only you and your nephew are the only ones in the car into you get on the highway. Right after that you realized you’re the one in the driver’s seat but your limbs are not touching the gas pedal or the wheel and yet it still goes because all you can think of is “?????? Huh??”

Oh Raf, bless his soul, he was so patient waiting for you to snap out of it. When do come back, he introduces you to Bumblebee (who greets you through static beeps from the radio) and tells you about the Autobots and the Decepticons, the war from another planet (just the thought of confirmed life outside of Earth made you light headed), and the how and why they’re on this planet.

He also apologizes for his behavior ever since your arrival. He just wanted to protect his family and friends so they wouldn’t end up being in danger. Raf also mentioned that Bee had been watching you when you had been following him, much to your embarrassment. Also the green muscle car and the blue motorcycle? They’re also like him.

As this was going on, Bumblebee was en route to a dried up aqueduct not far from town. That way he can transform and pick off the Vehicons that had been following you all. Wait...transform?

True to their word, after being shuttled into the entrance to a pipeline to hide, the car literally transforms into a giant robot. And sure enough, the pair of purple cars also transformed as well! Something you thought you would only see on Saturday morning cartoons is folding out right in front of you! And despite the disadvantage, Bumblebee managed to come out on top! Score one for the underdog!

After the dust had settled, it was clear that you had to be brought to the base so you can meet everyone else (the opportunity to say ‘take me to your leader’, wasted!). Bee had already sent out a message and requested a ground bridge (at least, that’s what Raf told you. The fact that he could understand an outer-earthly life form makes you so proud, oddly enough). Even though the base is in driving distance and you are Raf’s relative, it’s standard safety procedure in case the Decepticons interfere.

~~~

The government has a bad habit of abandoning secret bases all over the country. That’s basically the worst kept secret inside the Pentagon. Monarch, on the other hand, actively makes requests to refurbish said bases for labs and field operations in order to spend as little money as possible so it can be use for other things. You remembered Vivienne having to physically hold you back when the higher ups kept refusing your requests to occupy the abandoned mesa near Jasper without any explanation. Now you know why.

It was being occupied by robots.

The main area itself was renovated in a way that taller lifeforms can reach the important looking technology that you just know IBM didn’t make. You did see a human-sized couch and a human-sized television on a high platform, so at least it’s...human-proof? Human safe? But yeah you don’t have time to take in the interior as everyone was waiting for you. There are two humans, a boy and a girl, and four Autobots. Judging by the build/frame of these Bots, you think you have an idea on what their general role is based on their build. Out of all of them you can tell the tallest one brandished in red and blue is most likely their leader.

You only stepped out of Bee for a second before the girl bombards you with. “Hi! I’m Miko, what’s your name? Wait! You’re the one Raf’s been talking about. The secret agent for the government, right?” to which you answer with your name, confirming your relation to your nephew, and no you’re not a secret agent from the government. You’re an ecologist assigned to a government-sanctioned secret organization, there’s a difference. The other human, who introduced himself as Jack, had to haul Miko away before she could ask even more questions. They seem nice. You looked over at Raf, who wore a small smile watching the older kids bicker, which in turn made you smile.

And so, the Autobots began to introduce themselves (You gave yourself a mental back pat for guessing right on who’s the leader) and explained that they’re in kahoots with the US government in order to keep themselves a secret from the public eye. That made you quirk up a brow.

“I...don’t think I ever received a memo about this...about you guys. Guess it’s safe to say my colleagues are also in the dark as well.” You noted. “And I thought we were the President’s dirty little secret.”

“Uh...we?” said Bulkhead.

You let out an affirmative noise while nodding your head. So the road runs both ways it seems. You looked at your nephew and asked, “Be honest, Raf. Did you tell them anything about me?”

“Other than being an scientist, no. I’m sorry. I wanted to protect you from-” You stopped Raf’s rambling with a simple pat on the head.

“It’s alright, kiddo. You did good.” You couldn’t help but ruffle his hair a bit before facing the others. “Let me formally introduce myself then. My name is Dr. (Full Name). I’m a Senior Scientist working for a secret multi-government science organization called Monarch. Since the 1940′s, our main mission is to observe massive unidentified terrestrial organisms, or MUTOs for short, and determine whether or not they pose a threat to human life and the planet as a whole. Basically, we hunt monsters. Any questions?”

Oh boy, do they have questions for you.

[liesoverthec]

OG 911 Character Details from Canon Pt 2

Hi y’all I’m back! I just wanted to say thank you to everyone who reblogged the last details post - I sort of just thought people would like it and it would die, so to see it travel and hopefully reach more writers was so great so thank you again!

Details under the cut since I went a little crazy 😅 and if this is your first time seeing this, the first part, and any future parts, can be found under this tag here!

Quick note before I get to the details - always, ALWAYS take details from dialogue or plot over details from the set or props if they contradict each other. The writers have the ultimate say over what happens on the show/for the characters, so whatever they say goes, even if it goes against something props has already laid down (eg, Chim’s birthday, sorry Libra crew. He’s an Aries or a Pisces). So keep that in mind for the future in case some of these details I have which are from props/set are changed in the future, or if you’ve noticed something yourself!

Also if you have questions, I am MORE than happy to answer them, although if you leave them in the tags on this post I’m probably gonna lose them, so if it’s something you’d genuinely like an answer to, drop it in my inbox! Besides my standard “ask” tags, I’m also tagging asks about canon details with this tag here. Every time I make a big post like this, I’m going to link all the asks I’ve gotten since the last post, but if you’re looking for more info in the mean time, that’s the other spot to look!

Buck has a grill on his patio.

Eddie doesn’t hang Christopher’s art on the fridge - instead it is either hung on the corkboard in Chris’ room to the left of the door, or Eddie puts it in an actual frame and hangs it using a hammer/nails in Christopher’s room. All the Diaz family has on their fridge is a bunch of bendy people magnets. (I absolutely ADORE him putting all this effort into treating Christopher’s art like it’s something you’d buy from a professional artist).

Info on everyone’s ages can be found here. (Little more discussion of Chim’s situation here).

Albert has a bachelor’s degree! I don’t know in what though, except that it’s some field for which is a Master’s is useful.

Athena was in a sorority in college, Delta Sigma Theta. Their website describes them as “ ...a sisterhood comprised primarily of Black, college-educated women ... [that] considers the issues impacting the Black community and boldly confronts the challenges of African Americans and, hence, all Americans ”, which I love for Athena, and feel is very in-character for her at that time in her life!

Chim is an aviators dude. When he wears sunglasses, they’re always aviators.

Athena also wears nothing but aviators.

Bobby wears square aviators.

Eddie, on the other hand, always wears Wayfarers.

Buck either doesn’t really like sunglasses or he constantly forgets he owns them, since we’ve only seen him wear them once in 60 eps, in a move I’m pretty sure was ONLY for dramatic effect.

Hen’s sunglasses change style over the seasons like her regular glasses do, but she tends to like browline sunglasses.

Info on Christopher’s school can be found here!

There are two colors of dispatch polo, and there doesn’t seem to be any rhythm or reason for who wears what. Maroon - Maddie and Linda. Blue - Josh and May. Jamal has actually worn both maroon and blue, so it doesn’t seem to be TOTALLY set in stone although I’ve never seen anyone else switch. Sue is too badass to wear a dispatch shirt.

Both Bobby and Eddie drive 4 door pickups. Bobby’s is navy. Eddie specifically has a black, 2020 GMC Denali 1500 pickup truck (in case you want to specifically look up what the inside of it looks like or what features it has 😂)

Info on the 118’s medical certifications can be found here.

Correction to Eddie’s living situation from last post: no next door neighbors, but instead UPSTAIRS neighbors. (Pointed out by Abigail in this ask). Also since someone else was wondering the notes of the last post - no, there is absolutely no discussion on the show of whether or not Eddie rents the apartment or owns it. But based on the fact that it’s 1) LA and 2) an apartment, my guess would be he rents it.

When Maddie isn’t feeling like herself, she tends to straighten her hair rather than curl it. It seems to be more when she’s uncertain about her place in her own and other people’s lives, rather than just when she’s simply worried - eg it’s straight in 2B, when she’s uncertain if she wants to continue working as a dispatcher/is unsure about her relationship with Chim.

For work, Chim, Eddie and Buck all use black duffel bags with a LAFD patch on the top. Hen uses several different cute bags, and Bobby seems to have a plain black duffel bag.

Watches - Bobby, Athena, Chim, Hen and Buck all wear their watch on their left wrist (but Athena ONLY wears hers for work, she takes it off at home.) Eddie wears his on his right wrist, and Maddie doesn’t wear one.

Chim (and Maddie by default) literally still have the exact same couch as in the pilot. (Which means that Chim has cuddled Tatiana on that couch, AND Albert has had sex on it. TIME TO GET A NEW ONE, BUCKLEY-HANS 😂)

The 118 has five different rigs - the engine (E118), the ladder truck (T118), two ambulances and the captain’s truck. 95% of the time, when the team is chilling in the cab of a rig and chatting (eg the ‘stuck under a live telephone pole’ scene in Jinx), they’re in the engine, not the truck. (Which I personally learned recently are NOT interchangeable terms!)

Athena and Michael got married when Athena was 37.

If you’d like to give Maddie a full name beyond “Maddie”, you should use Madeline. (I know, I know, in 4x04 she says Maddie is the name on her birth certificate, and that you should never use props details if they contradict script details, but I always thought that was a super weird exchange in 4x04 which could be explained by Maddie getting a nickname since she was born when Margaret and Phillip, you know, actually loved their kids and showed it, so of course Buck doesn’t get one, and in 4x04, Maddie was trying to avoid the entire issue of why she got one and Buck didn’t. But! Do what you want, and use Madeline as the full version of Maddie if you’d like, since that’s what’s on the BOLO in 2x13 😂)

Athena’s call sign is 727 L30, but she doesn’t have a specific squad car - the number changes throughout the series.

Chim really likes chewing gum, but he’s the only one out of the entire family!

The station has an Xbox One S, and it’s white.

In the real LAFD, there are stations 1 through 114. To avoid confusion while filming on the streets (I’m assuming), our fictional LAFD never uses the number of a real station. So if you want another station for a fic, and you want something that would be real in OUR universe, use the numbers 115 and above. They’ve gone as high as 221 in our universe.

Battalions - station 118 is in Battalion 7, which is also not a battalion in real Los Angeles. The 118 has interacted w/ Battalion 1, which is a real battalion, but other ‘non-real which makes them more likely for our universe’ battalions include numbers: 3, 8, 13, 16, 19 and above.

S1 Buck knew the term Jedi, but based on context, didn’t understand AT ALL the context provided by Star Wars, so there’s another edge of his pop culture limits for you.

Chim is the most tech-savvy out of everyone, hands down.

Athena has a VERY active Twitter account.

Abuela’s house number is 8902. I don’t have a street name for you unfortunately though. :/

Athena’s favorite flowers are white roses. None of the other women are really flower people.

Michael likes to wear purple.

When they’re at a call, Buck does pretty much all of the stuff with the hammer and the saw. Eddie does all the work needed with the drill.

Harry goes to Meadowbrook Elementary.

Buck lives on the fourth floor of his apartment building, across the hall from Apt. 416. The lovely @lovelessmotel found this listing for what is more or less the apartment. What happened was: the set crew rented this apartment for the one episode at the end of s2 when Buck moved in, and then over the summer before s3 built their own set of it, and changed some things - eg giving him an island, and moving the sink to a second counter against the far wall, you can see the changes here in this amazing gif set by the awesome Austen, but the listing should let you click around a little more upstairs and figure out dimensions better than what the show provides!

When Athena and Hen go out to eat together, it’s always fast food burgers and fries.

Waffles are Athena’s favorite food, and tiramisu is her favorite dessert.

Every takeout we’ve seen Buck eat has always been in a Chinese food takeout container, and we know he likes Thai food the best. EXCEPT! The one time we see him eat takeout with Eddie and Christopher, they have pizza. So take from that what you will......

Eddie has a cell phone and a landline.

Chim is a shameless multiple texter.

Chim and Bobby sleep closest to the door in their respective bedrooms (both right side of the bed if you are standing at the foot, facing the headboard), and Athena and Maddie sleep furthest away from the door (left side).

Some canon last names for other firefighters at the station in case you wanna add more people to a fic - Mitchell, Sanchez, Serrano (woman), Porter, Meyers (woman), Maxwell, Voyta

Hen and Karen really love decorating their house with dark/red wood.

Karen is Mommy and Hen is Mama.

Bobby has a brother, and a grandmother, and that’s literally ALL we know about his family outside of Marcy and the kids.

Evidence points to Eddie being the oldest child in his family.

Karen has multiple brothers (no sisters), but no idea how many - just that one of them is named Trey, and one of them lives in LA and has kids. They might be the same brother and they might not be.

Both Hen and Athena are only children.

Athena has been on the police force for 30 years.

Christopher and Denny are the same age (born in 2011), and Harry is two years older than them.

Michael lives in apartment 308.

The bank in this universe is CalAm.

Hen and Karen have a picture of Denny, May and Harry on their fireplace mantel.

Eddie having a black thumb + a lot of plants in his living room = him buying fake plants bc he likes the aesthetic ™ or someone (cough Carla cough) is taking care of them for him.

The COVID timeline in OG’s universe is fucked up compared to the real world’s, so it shouldn’t be used as a way to measure time! They just throw it in wherever it makes sense for the story they want to tell (eg the vaccines in s4 ep 8), since s3 was both done before COVID hit but also airing while it was happening. It makes absolutely no sense for May to graduate in March nor for Chris to be going to what is specifically labeled summer camp, and the vaccine plotline was INCREDIBLY early, even for real life, so don’t use anything from that as a measure of time. I’ve found except in specific examples, eg the two tsunami episodes, it’s very safe to say every episode covers a week - fall holidays on the show line up with their real life counterparts, indicating about the same amount of time is passing for us and them.

On that note - Jee-Yun was born in late January, early February 2021. (Conceived in Pinned, which was end of March/beginning of April, meaning Maddie was around a month along at May’s graduation in May ➡ 42 weeks + 3 days from then = late Jan/early Feb. Which unfortunately means we most likely won’t see her birthday celebrated on screen. If we assume she was conceived on the date Pinned aired, aka the very sexy hotel scene, then January 21st or 22nd would be Jee’s birthday, depending on if she was born after midnight or not.

Buck has had at least one other Jeep between the one Maddie gave him, and the one he has now, which means that when he needs a new car, he is purposefully choosing Jeeps.

I hope this was all as interesting/enjoyable to you as it was to me! And just to repeat - I love answering questions so pls let me know if you have any at all ❤

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Tagging: @buckbuckley

[multiversxwhore]

𝒟𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓂𝓈

Pairings: Fezco x Black!oc

Genre: Drama

Warnings: Mild drug use, mild violence, use of a slur word

You know how you can just be going about your day, everything is running smoothly, and all the pieces are in place as they should be? That’s a great feeling isn’t it, just being happy, and having your shit together? Remember that for later��

I don’t remember when I started smoking, probably junior year, but I only did that every once in a while back then. Becoming an adult gives you adult time time to do the dumb shit you weren’t able to when you were a teenager.

I usually don’t party that often though, not even back in Highschool, no matter what, I was going to get good grades…even if I had to cheat every now and then. My long time friend Miranda, Randy if ya nasty, invited me to this pre game party the football team here is hosting.

“C’mon, you’ve been studying, and reading all week. What you need to be doing is twerking that ass on somebody’s nigga.” She laid herself out on my tiny dorm bed, I spun around in my desk chair trying to talk myself into it. It’s sad when you have to fight yourself on literally everything; I overthink so much that I give myself migraines on the monthly basis, which is partly the reason for smoking in the first place. Funny how something like stress can bring you to something as joyful as marijuana.

“Eh…you know how I feel about jocks Miranda, anyone interesting gonna show up?” I asked, if I could pre-navigate how this party is going to go, then maybe I could plan how drunk, or high I should get. There’s a high possibility there are going to be people there that I hate, but there’s a smidgen of a possibility there’s going to be people there that’s coming to make it worth my while.

“Relax Einstein, don’t waste your time on going over the math, I got the answer for you right here Judy.” She tapped on her temple with her middle finger, Miranda takes a deep inhale of her blunt; she takes a moment to blow the smoke out smoothly.

“You’re gonna go to that party because… Elijah Wilson's fine ass is going to be there.” She grinned at me, I cursed to myself, now I have to go. I had AP chemistry with Elijah, aside from him being cute as fuck, he’s smart as hell. There’s nothing sexier than a guy that can look good, and break down a chemical compound. I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t trying to be a slut for him, he rarely comes out to parties, and I only have that Chem class twice a week.

“Well shit, I guess I’m getting dressed.” Miranda passed me the funnel, I took it from her fingertips, I lightly inhaled because I wanted to be able to shower like a normal person.

Some hours later we finally made it to the party. I wasn’t even sure whose house this was, but that didn’t really matter. The air outside was a nice cool breeze in contrast to the thick hot temperatures inside. The music was so loud, when I opened my mouth to ask Miranda where the bathroom was, all I could feel was the vibration of my voice in my chest.

The lights softly faded from blue to purple to red hues; there were people everywhere, you couldn’t tell one person from the other by how closely they were grinding on each other.

On the outskirts of the dancers were people chatting, and just sitting around watching everyone else. When I turned back to Miranda she was disappearing into the sea of bodies getting lost in her own adventure. I groaned as loud as I could knowing no one would hear me. Deciding to take a page from her book, I walked over to a table with a bunch of red solos filled with liquids. I start to go over the probability of which of these cups are mixed with something that could potentially kill me, compared to the ones that would just slightly drug me, when someone taps me on my shoulder.

I twisted around, and to my disappointment it was Cody, captain of the football team. I rolled my eyes, I felt bad for being such a bitch, he’s always been so sweet to me. I know what are the odds of a Football captain being nice to anyone, well it’s really because he was more of like a cute little puppy.

“Wassup Cody.” I went back to looking over the cups, I was feeling like walking the line of death tonight. I mean, I passed all my tests this week. At least I would die a genius?

“Damn Judith, you could be a bit happier to see me, I mean, I did spot you $20 last week.” That statement stopped my math in its tracks, I whipped around to meet his green eyes.

“First of all you’re White, and from the suburbs of California, imma need you to take that Ebonics out your voice when you talk to me. I’m not none of your little sports club buddies.” I couldn’t hear a word of what I was saying, the constant ringing I have in my ears doesn't help. I pull him down a hall farther away from the blasting music.

“Judith- Judy, I’ve been trying to find a way to ask you this…and honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if you turn me down. You always seem like you hate everyone, but do you want to go out…with me?” I wasn’t shocked, Cody’s been hounding me since we met freshman year at Stanford. He’s the kind of guy that loves Black girls, but would dress up as Ice Cube for Halloween. I side eyed him, I must have drank from one of those red solos, because I know this boy did not just ask me out on a date. He knows I don’t like him like that, then my eyes catch some of his buddies over in the corner giggling like little girls. I pull my blunt from behind my ear, and my lighter from my back pocket. If I was going to turn him down, I wanted to enjoy it.

I inhaled the smoke deeply filling my lungs to capacity, I blew the air out into his face.

“No.” I said

“Wha- no?” He asked.

“No, do you have a hearing problem?”

“Look, just give me a chance, I’m not a bad guy. I really like you Judith, you’re super smart.” He tried to compliment me, the look in his eyes told me he’s said this before.

“Duh I’m smart, I’m at Standford University, we’re all fucking smart. Look, when you come up with a better line than that, I might consider it. Till then to go back to the drawing board, kid.” I was about to walk away when Angela Perez came waltzing towards us. She flicked her long brunette hair over her shoulder lightly whipping me in the face.

“Cody! There you are! You owe me a dance, remember you promised.” She shouted, when I look back at Cody he’s looking away from Angela like he doesn’t want to be seen. Did I have to say anything? No, but did I hate Angela? Yes, and any excuse to embarrass her was a plus in my books.

“Cody isn’t much of a dancer, like the guy can make a touchdown, but he cannot 2 step to save his life.”

“No one asked you Moesha, so mind your own business.” The girl snapped at me, she crossed her arms as if she was challenging me.

“Oh wow, Nacho Libre got jokes.” I grin proudly, I look at Cody, and wink at him. His cheeks turn a bright pink color, he scratches the back of his neck. Satisfied with the reaction I turned back to Angela. I kindly wait for her to catch up, her hands now on her hips, her eyebrows pinched.

“Ugh, at least I don’t look like a puffer fish.” She chuckled to herself, I snorted at the comment.

“What is this preschool? Really? A fat joke, bitch at least my fat is natural, you had to get built hoe. You look like God sneezed when he made you, backwards built looking ass, Lego shaped ass, party city wig ass, muppet nose looking ass bitch.” I guess I didn’t realize how annoyed I actually was by her comment, she bawled her fist, her nostrils flared. Angela let out a low growl, her breathing heavy, her eyes snapped to Cody beside me. Apparently he found it hilarious, he was laughing so hard his face was bright red. The other people who were in the hall with us were watching in shock whispering. I always have a habit of going too far for no reason, and this time it was going to bite me in the ass.

“Well- ugh, that’s why, that’s why your sister is a crackhead!” The girl shouted, the hallway got quiet, no one knew just how hard I went for my sisters.

“What the fuck did you just say?” I took a step forward, I could feel Cody’s large hand wrap around my wrist holding on to me.

“Let it go Judith.” Cody tried to calm me, some of the guys from the football team had made their way over, and were now creating a crowd.

“No, because this bitch feeling brave, tie ya cape up and say it with ya chest Clark Kent.” I spat at her, my head bobbing with the attitude of a thousand negro spirits, I had lost all diction at this point. The next words out her mouth will depend on how hard I whoop her ass.

“Yeah I said it, you’re sister is a crackhead, my sister told me she’s been poppin pills, and snorting like a junkie. I’m not surprised, it’s just statistics.” Her voice was fading, my heart thudding in my ears making a whooshing noise, I blinked. When I opened my eyes Angela was holding her cheek, and my palm stung, the people in the halway gasped as they pulled out their phones, I yanked myself away from Cody. I tackled Angela to the floor, I could hear shouting, but I didn’t care.

“Judith no!” Cody shouts, he reaches out to grab me but my fist flies out in his direction, he’s fast enough to dodge before I come in contact with his face. Angela was pretty strong, she was on the volleyball team, that didn’t matter to me at all. This bitch could get this work, I had no idea if what she was saying is the truth, but she ain’t gone talk shit about my sister and get away with it.

She was punching me in my sides trying to get me off her, Angela flips me over now on top of me. I wrapped my legs around her waist squeezing as hard as I could, I fisted a handful of her hair in one hand, and started beating her in the head with my other hand.

“Seriously Judy, let her go!” Cody shouts, Angela curses out loud, both our hits landing heavily on each other, I'm sure this is going to leave bruises tomorrow.

“Don’t just fucking stand there help me!” Cody shouts, suddenly some guys break through the crowd to help pull us apart. I shove them off me, I pull up my pants, and adjust my top, I felt hot liquid dripping down my nose. It didn’t feel like a lot so I let it be, Angela was looking like she got into a fight with a swarm of birds. There were some cuts on her face, and arms; I knew her head was going to be killing her once the adrenaline wore off.

“What the fuck Judy? We used to be friends.” Angela shouts, and she was right, we used to be super close, but everything changed when we graduated.

“Keep my sisters name out of your fucking mouth, hoe.” I hiss as Cody pulls me away, he continues pulling me till we reach the front door. We make it to his car, I get in the passenger seat, and he slides behind the steering wheel. We just sit there while I catch my breath, finally the information Angela so cruelly bestowed upon me reaches my brain.

“Fuck.” I pull out my phone and dial my mom's number, my heart racing. How did I not know this?

“Judith?” Her voice sounds tired, granted it’s 12 am, but this sounds like the kind of tiredness that’s from staying awake for weeks.

“Mom, is Rue okay?” I ask, the phone goes silent, tears instantly spill through my bottom lids.

“Mom, I swear to God, if you don't tell me if Rue is okay…” I trail off, I hear her breath through her nose.

“Your sister is fine…she’s in the hospital, because she OD.” My mom's words reverberated off the walls in my head, I tried to play out the scenarios in my head of what happened, and how. How is she alive? How long had she been doing drugs? My head was throbbing, from that fight, and stress.

“I’m coming home.” Was all I could manage to say.

“Judi-” I hung up the phone on my mom before she could tell me not to. Cody was quiet on his side of the car, I turned to him, he was already looking at me. He already knew what I was going to say, but Cody was going to fight for a different outcome.

“You’re not going back to Los Angeles are you?” Cody asked

“How is that even a question in your head?” My voice was growing louder, I knew where this conversation was going, and it’s looking like I’m gonna have to put Cody in his place.

“Judy, you barely escaped that city now you’re going back. It’s dangerous out there.”

“I know that! I was raised there, you ain’t gotta tell me about the streets of LA Cody. My family needs me, it ain’t a thug alive that will keep me from them.” I clenched my teeth, my mom talked me into leaving for college when dad died, I should have stayed, but I didn’t want to disappoint her by not going. Plus dad had already saved so much money towards my college funding.

“Please don’t go! I- I’m in love with you!” He shouted, I would have laughed by how dumb he sounded right now if I wasn’t already pissed. I had sent Mirdanda a few texts, she should be out in a few.

“First of all, You don’t even know me enough to love me, you love what you see, but you don’t love who I am. Secondly, don’t ever think in your life I would let some dick come between me and my family, especially my sisters.” A look of embarrassment spreads over his face, Cody couldn’t meet my eyes, I don’t feel bad at all.

I’m outside by the front door, let’s go. -Randy Savage

“Feel free to text me when you’ve learned to be less selfish.” I open my door and slide out the passenger seat. Miranda meets me halfway in the middle of the yard, there were still some people lingering around the front door, and ok the lawn.

“What’s this I hear about you getting into a bull fight with Angela?” She asked, I'm surprised she wasn’t drunk off her ass right now, but I rolled my eyes. I turn my head towards the moon, Luna stares back at me brightly, ironic how something that’s meant to only been seen in the dark shines just enough to burn your eyes, but not enough to light up the sky.

“It’s time for me to go home Miranda.” I breath out my nose as we slowly make our way to her suv, we both hop in the front seat. She turns to look at me, her eyebrows raised, “You mean like the dorm or…” Miranda knew the moment she asked me that question what the answer was.

“No, home…as in Los Angeles.”

[themetaphorgirl]

psolc gang watching st4 🙌

OH MAN I got up early to bingewatch it yesterday and now I am in my FEELS

(mildly spoilery??)

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"It's too early," Dave grumbled, running his hand through his sleep mussed hair. "It's way too fucking early for this."

"Well, you didn't have to come," James said.

Dave shot him a dirty look as he stretched out on the couch. "It's literally my house, Blake," he said. "You guys invited yourselves over."

"Well, there isn't enough room at my house for everybody," James shrugged.

"Besides, you have a whole fucking movie theater in your basement," Derek said. "This makes sense."

"You could have just watched it in the common room at Lincoln," Dave said.

"And deal with everyone sharing spoilers immediately? No, thank you," Penelope said. She settled into a corner of the sectional, making room for herself. "Plus we don't have to worry about everybody walking in and out."

"Seven in the morning was still pretty early to start this thing, right?" Aaron yawned, slouching down with his arms crossed over his chest. "We could have waited later."

"The new episodes dropped at three am, you should just feel lucky we didn't start then," JJ said.

Emily and Alex walked in with multiple coffee cups balanced in their hands; James swept in to take two of them from his girlfriend. "Dave, your mom's coffee machine is way too complicated," Alex said. "I think we figured it out. Okay, the blue mug is for Aaron, the red one is for Penelope, the Rossi Realty mug is for Derek-"

"Which one is for me?" Spencer asked eagerly. Emily handed him a purple plastic cup with a lid and a straw and he scowled. "I wanted coffee like everybody else."

"It's an iced mocha," Emily said. "Mostly chocolate milk with like, a little coffee." He brightened.

"Okay, can we start now or what?" Penelope said. "I'm dying!"

"Oh, you mean like Eddie is about to?" Derek said.

Penelope swatted him with a pillow. "He's not going to die!" she said.

"They keep doing this," James reminded her. "They keep introducing new characters at the beginning of a season and then kill them off by the end. Remember Bob?"

"They haven't killed off Max," Penelope protested. "Or Robin."

"They better not kill Robin, she's my favorite character," Emily said. "Besides, they wouldn't kill Max after they almost killed her in the first half of season four."

"I think Jonathan is going to die, so Steve and Nancy can get back together without it being weird," Alex said as she sat down on the couch between Aaron and James. "Team Steve."

"Team Jonathan," JJ said.

Penelope threw a pillow at her. "Team Steve!" she said.

"I think Eleven is going to die," Dave said. "Just to really fuck with us."

"They said there were five deaths total, that's a lot of people who could die," Alex said. "But does that include side characters?" She took a sip of her coffee as James wrapped his arm around her shoulders. "I just hope that Jason dies."

"Oh, see, that we can agree on," Penelope said.

Derek waved the remote around. "So can we start it or what?" he said.

[descendantsramblings]

Style Headcanons

So basically, I’m a big hater to the way the costume team worked on them. The whole “All Isle kids wear Leather” and “Auradon Kids always look like they’re on their first kid and on the way to the country club” thing drives me crazy. It sorta feels like they made costumes before giving them personalities (The leather on Carlos  and Evie feels like it clashes with their personalities. Lonnie’s dresses in the first movie doesn’t fit the personality we see, even though she didn’t have much of a personality until movie two. Audrey dressed like a thirty-four year old mother who just picked up her kid before going to the country club. Ben’s only good outfit was his swim trunks.) So here are some personal headcanons and pictures of what I imagine for them. (I started making them at 1am last night lol)

Villain Kids 

Evie

As someone raised to want to be a princess, she wants to dress like how she imagines a princess would.

She loves pastels and is no stranger to pairing pastel blue with a neutral red or bright white. 

The only pants she really wears are either athletic shorts or those little flowy elastic shorts, otherwise she’s all skirts.

She’s sorta a prep but not in the same way a character like Audrey would be. 

Evie has respect for most aesthetics, even though she doesn’t fully fit just one. However, she hates crocs and those little pastel shorts that white boys wear, she will announce it often.

Wouldn’t be caught dead in neon colors. 

owns a blue fur coat (it’s fake fur, obviously)

Carlos

Baby boy is a total softie

You know that one gay little sweater in movie one, that’s where they went right, more of that.

He’s into the soft boy aesthetic and only strays from it for formal wear

loves layering sweaters over button ups

Cuffed jeans, always because ya know, bisexual 

Owns a floral button up from Jay, normally he hates patterned button ups but it’s his favorite shirt. 

Loves striped sweaters, he owns about 6 variations of them in different colors (all include red, white, or black of course)

Jay 

In theory, Jay doesn’t really have one aesthetic, he’s willing to try on just about anything

Most of his clothing was bought by Evie or Carlos, especially his formal wear

The only clothes that Jay will buy for himself is athletic wear

He doesn’t really see the point of buy clothing that he can’t go straight to practice in. 

Still has the beanie,  but he owns one in just about every color to match it to his outfit.

Listen, we know Jay’s main color is yellow/gold, but why did we always see him with more red/blue in the movie? What type of snow white aesthetic were they trying to give him?

Jay owns a button up that he write on, he refuses to wear it actually buttoned though

Mal

She loves the grunge/alternative aesthetic, she thinks it makes her look more like she belongs to the Isle

She wouldn’t wear skirts until after she and Evie became friends, Evie bought her her first skirt (a purple plaid one) and she fell in love with it

Mal has a whole jewelry box of just chains, both necklaces and ones that attach to clothing 

Owns a pair of Demonia Swing-815 boots (black patent) and a pair of Demonia Camel-203 boots (holographic purple) 

100% owns one of those studded hot topic belts. 

Has a headband with little horns that symbolize her mother’s horns 

Instead of the leather half gloves from the movie, she has those little fishnet gloves and covers her hands in rings.

Uma

Her style is similar to Mal’s because if Mal is going to do something, Uma will do it better.

Uma only wore outfits that were super Fem and had skirts until Mal started doing it

Then it was Uma always wearing pants, because of her love for plaid skirts she owns a whole collection of plaid pants

the only jeans she owns are black or dark wash. 

Her first ever large purchase was a pair of Doc Marten 1460 Zip Tartan Lace up boots (they’re green, black, and blue plaid) 

She and Harry bought matching Doc Marten Jadon platforms (his are more shiny though)

Isn’t as into chains as Mal, more into chockers. 

Harry 

When the E-boy aesthetic came out, Harry was all over it 

Harry definitely has one of those chains with a little lock on it. 

I’d like to imagine he has baby gauges

the before mentioned platform doc martens, he definitely treats them like his baby

Even though Harry dresses like an e-boy,  he always has his pirate hat on

Definitely wears cloth masks as a fashion piece he actually would wear his in the pandemic though, unlike some people who wore them before but not for safety 

Harry is actually really good at graphic liner, he owns a gold, red, and white eyeliner to add color to the outfit if it’s mainly black

gold>silver 

Bought plaid pants because Uma did, he want’s to match with his captain

Gil 

As we know (maybe you don’t) it’s in the canon that Gil’s mother taught him to sew and he enjoys it. 

So Gil doesn't dress in one aesthetic or even close to being in one, he wants to try out everything, both making and wearing them.

He does stick to a monochrome color scheme though, mainly shades of brown with white or black thrown in. Sometimes he adds a little red or yellow though to “honor” Gaston

Most of his clothing is more comfortable than anything

Only owns three pairs of jeans, the rest are different types of pants (he loves corduroys) 

Owns a pants chain that harry bought him but he only really wears it when Harry and Uma are wearing one so he won’t feel left out on it. 

Dizzy 

Baby girl has seen the Isle steal the childhood innocence from people, she dresses in kidcore as a way to keep hers

Her outfits always has at least 4 different colors in it.

No stranger to neon colors, she has a pair of overalls that are neon rainbow and covered in gummy candy and she only wears them with a neon green tee, Evie and Carlos hate this outfits, Jay loves it because of the disappointment it brings to the two fashion fans 

Dizzy’s outfits in the movie were colorful obviously but they should have been just more over the top

She loves patterns and has no fear of pattern mixing

definitely owns some funky earrings, clay rings, and  statement necklaces

puts beads on her shoe laces, especially on her converse (they were white ones, she drew all over them) 

Auradon Kids 

Ben

Okay so Ben’s animated and movie outfits were bad, you can’t convince me of anything else

Why was Ben not dressed in the soft boy aesthetic? You’re trying to tell me that Belle’s son wouldn’t be a soft boy?

He has a jean jacket with his father’s beast symbol painted on the back

Absolutely loves graphic crewnecks, often layers them over collared shirts

He and Carlos go shopping together often in their free time

Lover of funky crew socks,  ones with paintings, patterns, logos, whatever. But his socks always match

After he and Mal started Dating, he bought a white jean jacket and let her paint it, he wears it all the time even though it didn’t match his original clothing, he bought more clothes in her color scheme to match it

He owns like 6 pairs of high top converse (light blue, yellow, white, navy, black, and Purple after getting the jacket back from Mal)

Chad

Listen, out of everyone he was the closest to how I imagined he should be, that being said, he had a little soft boy thing going on in some movies that I don’t think fit his personality

Polos and button ups are basically all he owns, but he does have some of those pastel simply southern esc graphic tees (Southern people probably know what I’m on about, all the guys who act like Chad at my school have like 5 of them each)

Owns 6 pairs of those horrid little southern boy pastel shorts in different shades of blue (plus 1 white pair)

Will not wear jeans, ever, the only pants he owns are khakis

All over the shirts that have logos embroidered into the shirt over the chest. 

Definitely gets asked if he’s on the way to golf/ the country club, the joke is that he is, he has to meet his father there after school

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Audrey 

Listen, I’m not an Audrey stan, but they did her so dirty in the first movie

She should have been the stereotypical mean girl outfit wise, I mean, mini skirts, all pastels

Owns a pink teddy coat, and a white one, she actually cares about if they get dirty though, takes good care of them

definitely has a collection of tennis skirts, pairs them with sweaters/crewnecks or blouses that have a slight puff to the sleeve

The type of girl to wear rufflely rompers on her birthday every year, pink, white, or baby blue obviously

loves those tiny shoulder bags

preppy and looks good in it. 

cropped polos and tube tops

Jane

This account is a Jane should have been cottage core/ fairy core fan page, her outfits were almost there, just not there, she’s literally a fairy but can’t use magic nor did they let her dress like one, I hate it here

Baby girl loves gingham and floral patterns, some of her dresses are a little more to her mother’s taste than hers (her mother bought them) but as long as it’s a pattern she likes she will wear it. 

Cardigans are her best friend, she owns one in multiple shades of pink and blue, plus a white one (all of her clothing fits a pastel pink/blue/white color scheme)

Babydoll dresses her a her favorite style of them (the one I put in the top right corner is what I imagine her birthday dress as) 

People try to mockingly ask if she’s on her way to a tea party/picnic (like they do with Chad and the country club) if the answer isn’t actually yes one of her friends still say yes, no one can be rude to her about it 

She owns a corset (Evie bought it for her, it made her nervous at first but she loves it) 

Owns kitten heels and flats mainly also two pairs of mary janes (in white and blue) 

has one of those little pearl purses that aren’t really useful but they’re cute 

Lonnie

Last but not least, our funky little lesbian (she is, Jay is just her emotional support queer man) Lonnie, she sticks to the teal, blue, and pink color scheme they gave her in movie one

She mainly wears sweats (or athletic clothing) otherwise it’s graphic tees tucked in (many of them are from the men’s section) 

Only wears sneakers, she has places to be but also collects them (also owns 1 pair of pink crocs, Evie tried to burn them)

Carlos and Ben talked her into wearing a collar shirt under a graphic tee once (they bought her a sleeveless button up which she hated at first) and now she does it anytime she wants to look like she put effort into her outfit. 

Wears a lot of necklaces and rings (she loves to layer necklaces, she thinks it makes her sweats look less boring) 

Uses a mini backpack instead of a purse, easier to carry more things.

Has two pairs of custom painted air forces. 

Hates wearing bracelets but always has to have a hair tie on her wrist so they don’t feel empty .

[simplysparrow14]

Volume 8 is eerily similar to Sleeping Beauty

So I was reading @magicaltimelady44​‘s wonderful post about How Volume 8 is following Mulan and I got to thinking about Nora (like you do) and I came to realization that Volume 8 is eerily similar to  sleeping beauty. (also please note that this is just an observation so if i get things wrong I'm sorry) 

Here me out:

First, I want to get this out of the way: Nora’s outfits correspond with Sleeping beauty’s dresses. to any of you who have never have watched sleeping beauty or it’s been a long time since you’ve watched it: don't know, In the Disney movie Sleeping Beauty, there’s a running gag where 2 of the 3 fairies that watch over Sleeping Beauty cant decide whether or not to make Sleeping Beauty’s Dress pink or blue. One wants it to be pink, the other wants it to be blue. Its a constant gag in the movie right up until the end. I bring this up because Nora is the only one in the cast that has this flip-flopping color scheme. In volumes 1-3, her outfit is mostly baby pink with a small midsection of Icy blue. In volumes 4-6, her outfit is mostly bright hot pink--hardly any trace of blue in sight.(except for her eyes). Now in volumes 7-8, its that warm baby pink again with that icy blue. Also if you notice, there’s blue underneath the pink (like the undercoat part is dyed blue, which could mean that if Nora wanted to, she could just turn her outfit inside out and have blue on the outside and pink on the little coller flap-things, which is a cleaver nod to “make it pink-make it blue”. ) 

Another thing that I’ve noticed is that when Nora becomes unconscious.  I know this could be chocked up to just the writing in that the entire volume takes place over 1-2 days, but in Sleeping Beauty there’s a very iconic line said by the villian: “Before the Sun sets on her Sixteenth Birthday, she will prick her finger on the spindle of the spinning wheel and fall into a deep sleep.”  Now I know that in this case there is no spindle or spinning wheel, but we all know that CRWBY loves to subvert the tropes and items used in their fairy tales. If Cinder’s glass slipper can be a sword than I’m sure Sleeping Beauty Spinning Wheel can be a fully-connected electric door that gives you electrical scars.

Now am I saying that it’s Nora sixteenth birthday when all of this is taking place? (no). Nora’s sixteenth birthday has already been passed. But the “before the sun sets” part is interesting. Mostly because of the whole “Volume 8 takes place in 1-2 days” part.  Need I remind you that Nora became unconscious a little before the sun began to fully set on day one. 

and when Team RNBW arrived at the Schnee Manor, You can tell that by the time that they got there, the sun had just began to set and the sky was turning that nice Ombre pinkish-purply-yellow color that it does just before the sun fully dips below the horizon. 

Another thing that I’ve noticed is that the characters that are surrounding Nora very much connect with Sleeping Beauty’s 3 fairies: Flora, Fauna, and Merriweather. 

Flora (flower) wears Red. Flora is the name of the general classification of plants and flowers. She shares similarities to Ruby mostly due to her being the leader and coming up with ideas that very much help the situation. 

Fauna wears Green. Her name is usually given to the general classification of  animals. The two characters that pertain to this are Penny and Blake. Penny is mostly seen wearing green and is very happy-go-lucky, and while Blake mostly wears monochrome/purple colors, she is generally classified as a “Faunus”. 

And Merriweather wears Blue. Weiss now wears very deep rich blue colors. SHe’s the one who’s very outspoken and usually tells it how it is. and is not afaid to call people out on their bullshit. I also point that who’s the one character (besides Nora) that’s commonly associated with a certain type of weather? Weiss Schnee (her last name literally means Snow and her emblem is literally a snowflake) 

All 3 of them guard and watch Sleeping Beauty as she sleeps.  

Now, you may be thinking: what does this have to do with Atlas and Mantle? I’m glad you asked. As we know, Atlas and Mantle are currently being over-run by Grimm (thanks Salem) and now the entire kingdom is in mortal peril and fear because of it. And now the big question right now is “How are we going to protect people now that both Mantle and Atlas are over-run with Grimm. 

Well, you pull a Brunswick farms and put everyone within the Kingdom to sleep. think about it: If everyone was asleep, the Grimm would think that both Mantle and Atlas are abandoned, and would possibly try to wander off. Or would most likely (after a few hours of destruction) think that they’ve killed everyone in the kingdom and then try to move on somewhere else.(or Salem would think that she had won and try to retrieve the relic from the rumble of a destroyed Atlas)  

 But how the hell are you going to do that? There’s no one in Remnant (currently) that has a semblance that can put people to sleep. We could use the Staff of Creation but then Atlas would fall right out of the sky, smashing the crater down below. 

Well, luckily for you my friend, you don't need to because there is already someone who can give you that same outcome with less sleepy-time goodness. 

And who has a very similar semblance that can mask an entire group of people and hide them from the Grimm???

This angsty bitch right here. 

And need I remind you all that he literally shrouds people in grey when using his semblance, just like how the fairies literally shroud people in that deep seaweed green color when they’re putting people to sleep in the movie. 

ALSO: In order for Sleeping Beauty to be rescued, her brave prince needed to fight against the forces of evil to get to her bedside. 

Where’s Nora’s Prince? Outside of the kingdom, willing and able to brave the incoming Grimm to get to her. 

And where’s Nora? In the castle, waiting for her (estranged) Prince to rescue her. 

[gamergirl929]

We Fall In Love With People We (Think) We Can’t Have (Alex Morgan x Reader)

Anonymous Request: Alex Morgan x Reader: They have a friends with benefits relationship, but R catches feelings, so she tells Alex b/c it seems like there were mixed signals indicating that she may like her too, only to be rejected. They stop their sexy times and R finds comfort in Sonny. Over time, Alex notices this and becomes more and more jelly. She snaps when the team starts sharing fan vids of them together. R runs after her when she leaves and then Alex kisses her. Angst and fluff like fuck me up pls.

Mentions of smut and a WHOLEEEEEEEEEEEEE lot of angst.

You should’ve known, you should’ve known, the fleeting touches, the longing gazes, all hints in your mind, were only hints in YOUR mind.  

All of the time you spent together, all of the time you spent waking up at night, the two of you entirely bare, the room clouded with the scent of sex and your bodies sore, meant absolutely nothing to Alex Morgan.  

“You knew when we started this that this was sex and ONLY sex.”  

You remember the look on her face, the complete and utter confusion, mixed with something akin to pity.  

She pitied you.  

Pitied you because you’d fallen in love with her, all those nights you spent by her side, watching her sleep peacefully, your bodies dotted with purple bruises, had meant absolutely nothing to her, while it had meant the world to you.  

You’d nodded, tears in your eyes as you turned and sprinted out of her hotel room, essentially ending the ‘relationship’ or lack thereof between the two of you.  

Nothing would ever be the same between you again, because you had the audacity to fall in love with someone who wouldn’t ever love you back.  

And that someone was Alex Morgan.

                                                           ***

After that night, you steered clear of Alex Morgan, willing your eyes to stay off of her in an attempt to dull the utter heartbreak you were feeling.

“Whoa, what’s wrong with Y/N? She looks heartbroken.” Kelley frowns at the look on your face and Alex sighs, shrugging.  

“I don’t know.”  

Kelley scoffs.  

“Don’t give me that shit Morgan, Emily said Y/N was crying when she came back to their room last night.”

Alex’s blue orbs disappear behind her closed eyelids, a lump forming in the woman’s throat.  

The last thing she EVER had wanted to do was hurt you.  

“I mean, you guys were banging weren’t-

“I don’t want to talk about it, Kelley.” Alex bites, Kelley holding her hands up in surrender.  

“Alright, alright, calm down Jan.”    

Alex glances your way out of the corner of her eye, catching the small smile on your face as Emily wraps her arms around you, the woman giving you a tight squeeze.  

The second your arms slip around her neck, Alex’s stomach twists violently, her heart clenching in her chest.  

She could have that.  

She could have that, but she’d screwed up.  

Screwed up because she’d told you she didn’t feel the same, but in reality, she did, she did feel the same.  

But she was Alex Morgan.  

And there was NO way Alex Morgan could be bisexual.  

Right?

                                                           ***

The more time Alex spent away from you, the more she missed you, missed the feel of the rising and falling of your chest against hers, missed the feel of waking up beside you in the morning, missed the smile on your face that had been directed at her.  

In this case though, that smile wasn’t directed at her.  

It was directed at Emily Sonnett.  

Emily rests her head on your shoulder and moments later, you rest your head on top of hers, the harmless interaction between the two of you making Alex’s stomach twist in jealousy, her eyes burning a hole in the back of Emily’s head.  

“Hey.”  

Alex turns her glare away from Emily as she turns to Kelley, the defender’s eyes widening at the look at her face.  

“Al, they’re just friends.”  

Alex scoffs.  

“It’s not like I care anyway.” She growls, turning away from her best friend.  

Kelley rolls her eyes, lips parting to snark at the forward, but at the look in her blue orbs her mouth snaps shut.  

Alex wasn’t just feeling anger at the sight of you and Emily together, it was sadness as well.  

                                                           ***

“Has she tried to talk to you?” Emily whispers from her place on the bench beside you and you shake her head.  

“No, not once.”  

Emily hums, her hazel orbs locking on the forward’s form, a forward who’s currently glancing your way.  

“I think she wants to.”  

You follow her gaze, catching familiar blue orbs on you before their owner abruptly turns away.

You shrug.  

“What if I don’t want to talk to her?” You mumble, Emily frowning as she places a hand on your back.  

“You do.”  

You turn to Emily with a frown.  

“What if I don’t like what she has to say?” You whisper, trying to hide the tears growing in your eyes.  

Emily cups your cheeks, the woman resting her forehead against yours, uncaring that the two of you are literally being watched by thousands of fans.  

“Listen to me, if she doesn’t want to be with you, it’s her loss.” She whispers, the woman smiling as she kisses your forehead, the blonde, much like yourself forgetting where you’re at in that moment.  

You didn’t bank on the fans taking notice, as well as a certain forward on field, the woman’s hands balling into fists.  

                                                           ***

“Ohhhh, look at the USWNT’s newest shippp!” Megan sings, passing you her phone, a picture of you and Emily on the screen, the blonde’s forehead resting against yours.  

Emily’s cheeks flush, as do yours.  

“Ugh, that picture was taken out of context.” Emily mumbles, swiping Megan’s phone from you, the woman glaring at the screen.  

“C’mon, you guys look cute together.” Lindsey teases.  

Further down the dinner table Alex clutches her fork tightly, a hard lump forming in her throat.

Kelly watches worriedly, Alex’s irritated state noticed by a number of her teammates within her vicinity.  

Christen and Tobin share a glance, as do Ali and Ashlyn, the two turning back to Alex who looks as if she’s about to blow a gasket.

She can feel the silverware bend in her hold, the woman’s stomach cramping.  

She couldn’t believe it, after only 4 months you were flaunting your relationship in front of her like what happened between the two of you hadn't mattered.  

Alex’s heart sinks in her chest.  

She’d done this.

She was the reason you’d even HAD the opportunity to get with Emily.  

She was the reason you were currently finding comfort in arms that weren’t hers. 

Alex shakes her head, blinking back the tears gathering in her eyes, tears she hopes no one sees, tears Kelley sees, tears Tobin and Christen see, tears Ali and Ashlyn see.  

Tears she was shedding from thinking about what could have been.  

What could have been if she hadn’t turned you down.  

What could have been if she realized she loved you sooner.  

                                                           ***

It wasn’t hard to see that Alex Morgan was exhausted, the bags under her blue orbs a dark purple, looking as if she’d either been in a fight, or hadn’t slept in weeks.  

She noticeably had been slower on field, prompting Vlatko to take action, meaning ordering her to get what she needed, rest.

The woman unable to participate in practices and games until she felt better.  

But she wouldn’t feel better, because right now, she was experiencing what you had when she first spurned you.  

She deserved to feel this way.  

“Jan, I can’t see you like this...” Kelley frowns sadly.  

“Like what?” Alex snarks. “I’m fine.”  

“Al, you’re-

“I said I’m fine.” Alex growls, cutting Tobin off, the forward frowning sadly, worriedly.  

“Listen, you can’t stay in bed all day, it’s movie night tonight and you’re coming with us...” Kelley gives her leg a nudge and Alex groans.  

“I’m not going.” She grumbles under her breath, snarling when Christen jerks the covers off of her.  

“Yes, you are. You need to spend time with the team, it’ll help.”  

Alex shakes her head, hiding her face in her pillow.  

“No, it won’t...” She sighs, whispering into the pillow so the others can’t hear.  

“It won’t because she’ll be there.”  

                                                           ***

Unfortunately for Alex, she ends up in the hotel room packed with her teammates for movie night, the forward keeping her distance away from not only you and Emily, but everyone else as well.  

Her teammates worriedly glance her way, though none of them speak, scared that it could drive her back into her hotel room, back into solitude.  

Alex can’t keep her eyes off of you, tired blue orbs on your profile, tired blue orbs that you find yourself gazing into every once in a while, the forward abruptly turning away from you.  

You frown sadly.  

You wanted to help her, you wanted to hold her like you used to, but you couldn’t, you couldn’t because she didn’t reciprocate your feelings, feelings you had yet to get over.  

You could see it, even from across the room, Alex’s eyes were puffy and swollen, despite the time she spent curled up in bed, it looked as if she hadn’t been sleeping. Her skin was pale, lacking the usual glow she had, and lips were cracked, chapped from neglect.  

“Ohhh, look at thissssss.”  

You turn to Ashlyn, the woman’s voice pulling you out of your trance, she and Megan grinning your way.  

“You and Emily have a new fan video.” Megan teases, missing the way that Alex tenses up.  

Emily rolls her eyes.  

“We’re just friends.” She pouts and Ashlyn snorts.  

“NOT according to THIS.” She holds her phone out, sappy music playing through the speakers as photos of you and Emily play on the screen as well as a number of clips where the two of you were celebrating goals, Emily kissing your cheek.  

Abruptly, so abrupt in fact that everyone jumps, Alex moves to her feet and makes a mad dash for the door.  

“Al! Wait!” You call out, chasing after her, but just as you’re slipping through the door you hear another door slam, presumably the one to Alex’s hotel room.  

You move towards the door, wrapping your knuckles against its hard surface.  

“Alex, come out and talk to me, please.” You plea, but your pleas go unanswered.  

You knock until your knuckles flush so red, you know they’ll be bruised in the morning, but you don’t care, you just want to get to her.  

Eventually though, the knocking ceases and on the other side of the door, Alex’s tears begin to fall.  

                                                           ***

Considering you’re in town for a tournament, you don’t do much bus riding, so catching Alex on the bus was a no go, though each and every time you tried to catch her coming out of her hotel room, she’d somehow slip passed you and out of your grasp.  

Attempts to talk Kelley into giving you her hotel key had failed, the defender wanting to protect her best friend, which you completely understood and didn’t blame her for.  

It isn’t till days later that you FINALLY cease your opportunity, catching Alex alone in the locker room after a rough game against Sweden.  

The woman doesn’t even see you coming considering she’s sitting on the bench, her hands covering her face.  

Your teammates silently slip out of the room, giving the two of you the much needed space you so crave.  

“Alex?”  

The forward’s head snaps up, her tired blue orbs wide, she’d been so lost in her pity party at having a terrible game that she hadn’t realized that the locker room was empty and that the two of you were the only ones left.  

Alex jumps to her feet, ready to make a break for it, but the look on your face makes her still, a look of utter sadness, but also, hints of anger.  

“Alex, please tell me what’s going on... I can’t see you like this...”  

Alex closes her eyes, your words falling on deaf ears as she tries to fight back what she’d been wanting to do for months, fought back the urge to run to you and take you into her arms.  

“Are you even listening to me!? ALEX! TALK TO ME DAMN IT!” You snap as you advance on the woman, the woman who can no longer keep herself back.  

Alex’s lips meet yours in a kiss like none you’d ever shared before, her lips soft, the kiss in no way filled with lust, but something else.  

She pulls back, tilting her head to change the angle of the kiss, kisses that are growing more heated, that is until you’re guiding her backwards into a locker, the woman ending up sitting in the locker as the two of you kiss.  

It isn’t long before your tongue is pushing passed Alex’s lips and swiping against her own, the woman moaning into your mouth as her hands run down your back. 

Your tongues tangle, flicking and rubbing against one another in such a way that makes your body shudder, the feeling of her tongue against yours bringing back a multitude of memories, night’s you’d spent together, bare and covered in sweat.  

Alex pushes you back suddenly, guiding you back into a wall, her tongue swiftly dominating your own, that is until the forward starts to slow the kisses down, her tongue no longer in the picture as her lips meet yours in a way that makes your heart warm, a warmth that spreads throughout your chest.  

Alex’s nose brushes your own, you think on accident, but you quickly realize it’s purposeful, a smile stretching across her face, a smile you hadn’t seen in weeks. 

You cup her cheeks, resting your forehead against hers as you stroke the bags under her eyes.  

“I think we need to talk... Don’t you?” You whisper and she nods, blue orbs fluttering shut as she leans into your touch.  

“Yeah, we do.”  

                                                           ***

Your eyes narrow as you stare at Alex, the forward shuffling nervously under you gaze.  

Alex stiffens when you reach for her, taking her hand and leading her to the bed, the two of you sitting on the end of it.  

“Al, please talk to me...” You whisper, stroking the back of her hand with your thumb.  

Alex takes comfort in the feeling the woman’s eyes fluttering shut as she blurts out her confession, a confession that had been bottled up inside, wanting to escape the confides of her throat.  

“I was jealous.” She whispers, the woman unable to open her eyes, unable to find the courage to see your reaction.  

Your brows furrow in question before your eyes widen.  

“Emily?” You ask, the forward tensing.  

You shake your head, chuckling, that chuckle making Alex’s eyes flash open.  

Alex’s heart skips a beat as you cup her cheeks.  

“She was just a shoulder to cry on, we’re only friends.” You whisper, leaning in to rest your forehead against hers.  

“So...” Alex swallows hard.  

“You’re just friends?” She asks and you nod.  

“Just friends.”  

Alex nods, the woman swallowing hard.  

“I’m sorry for what happened...” She whispers, your eyes slamming shut as you pull away, the woman already missing your touch.  

“Does that... Does that mean you just want to be friends?” You ask, the forward shaking her head.  

“No!” She cries, clearing her throat when she realizes she’d basically screamed at you.

“No...” She whispers, cupping your cheeks this time.  

“I didn’t realize my feelings were as strong as they were until I lost you, until I thought you loved someone else.” She whispers, her head hanging in shame.  

“Could you ever forgive me?” She sniffles, eyes welling up with tears as she thinks of the prospect of you not forgiving her.  

You lean in, pressing a kiss to the tip of her nose.  

“Of course I forgive you.”

Alex’s head perks up, her eyes widening as tears stream down her cheeks, tears you’re quick to wipe away.  

“There’s something I need you to do for me.” You whisper, the woman sighing as she rest her forehead back against yours.  

“Anything.”  

You pull away, kissing her forehead as you give her arm a tug.  

“Get some sleep, I know you’re exhausted.” You say, your index finger brushing beneath her blood shot, red and puffy eyes.  

Alex grabs your hand before you can pull away.  

“Will you...” She swallows hard.  

“Will you stay?” She asks and you smile.  

“Of course.”  

The two of you crawl up to the head of the bed, a grin stretching across your face as Alex spreads your legs and settles on your chest, burying her nose in your neck, the woman releasing a sigh, a relaxed sigh that tells you how much she’d been missing you.  

The woman nuzzles into the soft flesh just behind your ear, remaining silent for a moment before she whispers, words slurring as she fights off sleep.  

“I want to try this... With you...” She whispers, your eyes widening.  

Alex Morgan, the woman who’d spurned your advances before was now asking you if you wanted to take those feelings to the next level.  

You smile, your lips parting to give her an emphatic yes, that is until you realize she’s fast asleep in your arms.  

Your grin, turning your head to kiss her forehead.  

“I want to try this with you too.”

[neptuneofthesky]

MCC 16 WINNER’S POV [RECAP]

PINK PARROTS

BADBOYHALO

DREAM

F1NNE5TER

SEAPEEKAY

Dream’s skin had a purple ribbon on it (everyone else was wearing it), I saw it on 5upp’s stream, at first I was just switching, because there was a lot of time left, I was on Bad’s munchy mc stream first, then I was on Fundy, Punz, Jack, etc, and also, George looked so freaking cool what? Then I stayed there and watched George training ponk, it was so fun to watch lmao, he literally had a stopwatch and whistle with him, then Quackity joined the server, and he was using that demonic autotune and then Quackity and Ponk and a speed bridge race, which was just chaos, and then Quackity asked for Ponk’s meat, and then they had fun in the fun zone, then Quackity turned off his autotune, and then George said that if then had fun in the fun zone he’ll give them a prize, and as you expected they had fun in the fun zone, it was really fun to watch lmao.

“Forfeit Deez Nutz bitch” - Quackity to Ponk, 2021

And then I went to Wilbur's stream for a second, where he was talking about fart spaces, then I went to Ranboo’s stream, where he was talking about that he will turn off his face cam while the actual game.

Then I went to poop.

Then I went back to George's stream, where they were just fooling around, I mean, practicing, and then Quackity said George's headband and wrist bands look like Italy but George said it was Germany.

Then George did a very very terrifying demonic laugh, I actually got scared, and then Callahan also joined the server.

“Wel,” - Quackity, 2021

“Come.” - Ponk, 2021

And then Callahan killed quackity and left the game.

And then they started fooling around, Callahan joined the game again.

“Ponk, I'm sorry I slept with your mother” - Quackity, 2021

And then Quackity and Ponk started a duel, Ponk won the first round.

“He slept with my momma!” - Ponk, 2021

Ponk also won the second round, but Quackity won the last round and then George played sad music.

And then I joined Bad’s stream, who was playing hole in the wall with Tommy and fell every. Single. Time.

And then he said that we literally don't know how much he practiced, and he said he muffined up his first mcc. And then he was just hyping himself up, he said he kind of had food poisoning.

“It’s victory or death, or maybe- maybe not death, or maybe, if I don't win, no muffins for one week.”- Badboyhalo, 2021

And then everybody left to go to the main server, and he was all alone, he didn't know there was a main server, and then he joined the main server.

“Victory tastes so much like Gatorade.” - Badboyhalo, 2021

And then he went to the burger shop, it was adorable lol.

“Everybody needs a little bit of violence in their life.” - Badboyhalo, 2021

“Violence with the spatula!” - Badboyhalo, 2021

I got scared, so I went to Dream’s stream.

Everyone was being so supportive in the chat I got emotional.

“Mcc is like Christmas morning.” - Dream, 2021

And then Seapeekay joined the call, then Bad also joined, Finn was just vibing.

And then Seapeekay gave an interview and then George and Sapnap were twerking on each other, Dream paused as he stared at them, Bad came in between them, and then George and Sapnap pretended like nothing happened.

Finn joined the call.

“I'm mugging you for your crown!” - Badboyhalo to Dream, 2021

Badboyhalo woke up and chose violence.

Also, Ranboo had 200k + viewers!

And then Dream distributed burgers and they all went to the decision dome.

Seapeekay boo-ed at build mart.

They decided to vote for grid runners, almost everyone wanted grid runners.

1st Game: Grid Runners

Dream said that he was the narrator and read the whole guide.

They decided if they had to split, Bad and Dream, and Seapeekay and Finn will stay together.

1st Challenge: Jungle Temple

They had to kill all the mobs

2nd Challenge: Bakery

They had to eat all the cakes present in the bakery

3rd Challenge: Sawmill

They had to push the gold; there were a couple of red stone powered buttons, and they had to push them at the same time to complete the challenge

4th Challenge: Wild west

They had to shoot the targets(mobs)

5th Challenge: Kitchen

They had to gather the items, like bread, steak, fish, etc

6th Challenge: Golf

There were four towers, and they had to punch each other on each tower, for example, Callum punched Bad in a tower, Callum also punched Finn and he also punched Dream to Finn, then Finn punched Dream to the final tower.

7th Challenge: Tower

They had to unlock the exit; they had to pull levers for the blocks to push ahead, as Dream complete a parkour course to reach a top to get a key and finish the challenge

8th Challenge: Prison

They had to copy a sculpture; Dream and Finn directed them, Bad and Callum placed the blocks, kind of like build mart, but the sculpture is in another room.

9th Challenge:

Just a simple race to reach the end

They ended up in 3rd place in this game!

Overall, they end up in 3rd place again.

Dream predicted that red will end up in dodgebolt.

Then he did an ad for mcc, promoting grid runners.

And then Callum and Dream went to watch the greens.

And then went to watch blue bats, who were stuck on the tower challenge. Then they hyped them up, but sadly blue couldn't complete the course, but they still did well!!

And then Rat made a barking appearance.

Niki was in the first place!!!<333 Good job Niki!!! (i smiled so hard)

And then Finn expressed excitement about mcc merch.

And then they went to decision dome,

2nd Game: Sky Battle

1st Round

They told they had a special strategy, their communication skills were looking good

Dream got 4 kills.

Bad got 1 kill.

Finn got 0 kills.

Callum got 2 kills.

They got 3rd place!

2nd Round

Ponk killed Bad

And Dream got George.

"I was a little too aggressive there." Dream, 2021

Dream got 5 kills.

Bad got 1 kill.

Finn got 1 kill.

Callum got 2 kills.

Then they re-strategized.

2nd round was really fun to watch

They ended up in 4th place!

3rd Round

The chemistry of Callum and Dream was amazing this round.

Dream got 6 kills.

Bad got 2 kills.

Finn got 2 kills.

Callum got 5 kills.

They got 6th place!

Dream was in 5th place in this game!

They were in 4th place overalls!!

Dream had a special strategy including the lava bucket, but the lava bucket was removed so it threw them off.

3rd Game: Parkour Tag

Ponk had to pee so they had to wait a little.

“You could pee on a desk!” Seapeekay and Dream, 2021

1st round

Dream was the hunter, he got them alL

Unfortunately, all the runners got hunted.

But since Dream hunted the opposite team quicker, they won this round.

2nd round

Dream was the hunter again, he also got them all quickly

This time all the runners were alive!!

They were also in the first place in the game.

3rd round

Seapeekay was hunting this time, he got them all!

The runners except Dream got hunted.

They were still in first place.

4th round

Seapeekay was he hunter again, they did the bait and switch (dream pretended he was the hunter), but he couldn't get George,

"Gogy didn't miss any jump." - Seapeekay, 20221

Finn was suddenly CRACKED in this round.

They tied but overall ended up in first place.

5th round

Seapeekay was the hunter again, he got them all

All the runners got tagged.

It was tied again, but they still won because they tagged them quicker.

They were in first place again overall!

6th round

Dream was the hunter he got them all really quickly,

All the runners got tagged by Sapnap (good job Sapnap<33)

But the pinks still won because they got them quicker.

they were in the first place again!

7th round

Finn is hunting this round, he only got 2 of the runners

All the runners got tagged by Quig!

They end up in 3rd place overall.

8th round

[Finn was doing a dream cosplay]

Seapeekay was the hunter this time, he got them all

All the runners got tagged too

But the pinks still won because they got them quicker.

They end up in second place overall.

9th round

Dream was the hunter, he got them all. (all of the reds)

All the runners were tagged too by Tommy. (good job Tommy!!)

Wilbur and dream had a… weird interaction lol

They won this time too for quickly tagging them.

They did really good this game!!

Dream was in the first place in this game!!

They ended up in 3rd place overall!!

Seapeekay complimented George's jumping skills.

They also complimented Captain Sparklz.

4th Game, TGTTOSAWAF

Seapeekay was determined to beat Philza Minecraft

Round 1

Callum - 1st (suck it Philza Minecraft)

Dream - 21st

Bad - 29th

Finn didnt get to finish, (it's alright!!<33)

Round 2

Dream - 1st

Callum - 10th

Finn - 20th

Bad - 33rd

“Knowing Tommy, he probably got in a punching match, he punched the wrong person and they were like, 'oh Tommy you are going down.' " - Dream, 2021

Round 3

Bad - 4th

Finn - 6th

Callum - 9th

Dream - 15th

They were the first team to finish and were in first place overall!!

“Where is my 1.7 trillion luck?!” - Dream, 2021

Round 4

Dream - 3rd

Callum - 11th

Finn - 15th

Bad - 18th

they were the first team to finish this time too and were also in first place overall again!!

also, Scott punched Niki off, but then he also apologized

Round 5

Finn - 10th

Callum - 12th

Dream - 20th

Bad - 39th (he could've finished early but a 'blue muffinhead' punched him off so he just bridged from the start lmao)

They were in first place overall!!

Round 6

Dream - 7th

Finn - 11th

Callum - 10th

Bad - 22nd

Their team was the second one to finish after aquas!!

They were in first place overall in the game!

Seapeakay was in 1st place, Dream was in 3rd in the game!

They were in 2nd place overall!!

Seapeekay was in all pink (he looked banger honestly)

Dream was in 2nd place overall!

Seapeekay got 3rd place overall!

5th Game: Survival Games

The twitter voting one, they told everyone to vote build mart, but then changed to sands of times (very rigged lmao, I got confused at the end)

everybody went to pee/water/etc, Dream was alone so he just stayed silent for the first minute then complemented Sapnap, and when everyone was back,

“Spinach slaps.” - Finnester, 2021

“Spinach is in the way of my screen.” - Finnester, 2021

When the game started, they did the buddy system, Seapeekay and Finn, Dream and Bad, and they technically decided to stick together.

Their communication and coordination were phenomenal.

Dream’s leadership skills, oh my god, just, perfection.

Even tho they lost, their communication was very very good.

“This whole game sticks on me” - Tommyinnit, 2021

Red rabbits were “arguing” in the chat lmao, what was really happening??

They ended up in 7th place in the game and 3rd place overall!

They all got crossbows as they all shot build mart chickens.

6th Game: Ace Race

Bad made sudden chicken noises out of nowhere making everyone laugh.

“What noise does a chicken make?” - Seapeekay, 2021

“Gobble gobble.” - Badboyhalo, 2021

“What noise does a chicken make? 'Hi I'm George.'” - Dream, 2021

“What is the national anthem for the UK?” - Badboyhalo, 2021

“Take it away Finn.”- Seapeekay, 2021

*Finn bursts out laughing*

Also, Dream did a skip at the starting of the course which got him from 18th to 3rd!

Dream - 3rd

Callum - 4th

Bad - 9th

Finn - 24th

They did really good!!

Dream had the fasted lap!

They ended up in first place this game!

They ended up in 2nd place overall!

Seapeekay in 5th, Dream in 4th overall!!

7th Game: Build Mart (tubbo cringe /j)

Tubbo fell in the decision dome and punched the chickens in build mart even tho most of the teams didnt want build mart.

"sapnap: tubbo SUCKS

tubbo: hi sapnap"

I was so confused the whole time, I kind of spaced out lmao, like build mart makes my head hurt not even joking.

They got 7th place in build mart!

They got 2nd place overall!!

aquas dunked pinks lol

8th Game: Sands Of Times

I don't really know how to explain sands of times, but it was super fun to watch, so I suggest you go watch it!! Their coordination and communication was super cool

"badboyhalo looks at a ravager: it's the rhino thingy! Is it a triceratop?"

And that sudden music in it, my soul left my body not even joking

Their team coins were 5439!

Dream three 3 tomatoes at Tommy,

Dream asked Niki if she wanted to throw tomatoes at anyone she wants, but she was beating herself up, Niki you did good<33

They got second place overall!! (8th place reddit? really?)

then something happened with dream's nails

The Final Showdown: Dodgebolt

Purple Pandas vs Pink Parrots

First-Round

Punz, Puffy, and Ponk cheered Bad up through the chat.

Fruit got Seapeekay

Dream got Fruit (get the birthday boy lmao)

Scott got Bad

Dream got Scott

Punz cheered Dream up through the chat

Then Dream also got Grian, and Joel (smallishbeans)

Puffy cheered up the pinks through the chat

Pinks won the first round!

“I'm putting my blood sweat and tears into this!” - Dream, 2021

Dream was literally bleeding and laughing at the same time lmao

Second-Round

Fruit got Dream

Grian got Bad

Fruit got Seapeekay

Ant and Spifey cheered Finn up through the chat.

Finn got Fruit

Finn got Scott

Joel got Finn

Jack cheered up Finn thought the chat

Purple won the second round!

Thrid-Round

Dream got Scott

Fruit got Bad

Callum got Joel

Dream got Fruit

Grian got Dream

Grian got Seapeekay

Dream told Finn to take his time, and immediately after he said that Finn got Grian

Pink won the third round!

Final-Round

When Dream was taking his time to shoot Fruit, Tommy said, "time wastr"

Joel got Bad

Callum got Scott

Dream got Grain

Callum got Joel

And then Dream fucking fell in the lava

Great birthday present Dream

Everyone was very surprised as Dream just said that game was too hard and he wanted to make it easier for Fruit

Fruit got Callum

And then Finn got Fruit immediately!!

PINK PARROTS FOR THE WIN!!

(its 3 20 am here but i still silently screamed lmao)

[Dream will donate 21000 dollars to cancer research! Sam, Skeppy, Tapl, Finn, are also gonna match/donate!]

“I’m shaking very very hard.” - Finnester, 2021

Sapnap joined their call, Scott also joined their call, and then just discussed the game.

And sadly Scott won't paint Seapeekays’s coin pink.

Puffy and Punz raided Bad.

And they again talked about the event and stuff.

Then I may or may not have switched to George's kinoko kingdom 'lore' with Karl 👀

Then I went back to Bad, who was thanking everybody, and Bad, you were not the dead weight, you popped off, no one was the dead weight, everybody did very poggers!

Then he called skeppy, and then they talked, their 'muffiny talks'

It was honestly so cute

And then he joined the call of others, who were just discussing the game, then they talked about Sylvie popping off, I kind of stopped paying attention, I was very very sleepy.

Then they talked about how the four muffinteers should team up for the next mcc.

I'm sorry, I would’ve elaborated more, but my health wasn't the best sorry :(

They just discussed the game and all.

And

What

The

Fuck

was happening on George’s stream?

Well, it was just plain chaos, but I was still watching it.

It was 4 am by then

and I was very much sleep-deprived.

when dream fell in the lava in dodgebolt, most of the other teams thought he did that on purpose

they really popped off in parkour tag (Dream and Seapeekay were CRACKED) and the way Finn suddenly cracked in the fourth round was phenomenal,

they ALSO popped off in tgttosawaf (Bad did so good except in the 6th round lmao)

their communication was good in survival games, but they were more on the defensive side, and they just jumped in when there was a crowd, like seapeekay said, they should’ve just waited for clean up.

but they crushed sands of times!! (Bad especially)

their communication in grid runners was really good, they figured everything out really quickly

their chemistry in sky battle was also good, maybe if lava bucket wasn't removed, they would've popped off more

and I wasn't really sure about ace race, but they all popped off, like seriously

and build mart just made my head physically hurt

I wasn't really feeling well, but I had really fun watching it!!

And once again,

CONGRATS PINK PARROTS!!!

[year2000electronics]

good morning. so every member in team bleck has a member that sort of ‘parallels’ the five member ensemble of the heroes and tippi. bleck parallels mario as the leader, mimi and peach are the girly girls, o’chunks and bowser are the muscle, and that leaves the last two-

(long post incoming)

the fact that 8-3 and 8-4 have luigi and dimentio paired off with eachother pretty much implies that he’s intended to be luigis parallel, and that nastasia and tippi are also parallels. not to be overly thorough again but i’m gonna spell out a lot of the ways both these parallels work

luigi and dimentio:

- have matching colour schemes (luigis inverted green and blue becomes purple and yellow, and vice versa)

- have the obvious parallels thanks to moments like in 6-1, 8-3 and 8-4 where dimentio and luigi/mr l have extended dialogues alone

- on the topic of mr l and dimentio, both of their major design traits are their masks and how one can’t be recognized with it on, and one’s true intentions can’t be recognized thanks to their mask always smiling

- carson mentions that dimentio was turned away once by the count before seeing that he had potential, much like luigi wasn’t allowed to come on adventures in pm64 until mario saw him handle himself in ttyd (this ones a bit of a stretch admittedly)

and just overall the fact that luigi and dimentio are the only remaining pair means they’re obvious parallels

tippi and nastasia:

- have mirroring but similar form transformations (tippi from human to flying creature, nastasia was implied to change from a flying creature to a humanoid)

- both are from blecks past, but only one of them was his love

- both of them sacrifice themselves in the name of love for the count (nastasias may have been platonic or familial), but only nastasia lives to see the end of the ordeal

- both are the one ‘non playable’ character in the group- you cant REALLY play as tippi and nastasia doesn’t get a boss fight

- pretty much the ‘brains’ of the group, the one that speaks on behalf of bleck/mario a lot of the time

HOWEVER. what if i told you i could also make the argument that THIS is also an equally valid interpretation.

now obviously the game pretty much confirms that luigi and dimentio are parallels through their fights but i could also argue that luigi/nastasia and tippi/dimentio have some parallels of their own, and why i wanna highlight this i’ll talk about later

tippi and dimentio:

- unlike the other parallels, tippi and dimentio are actively made so that dimentio can’t be tattled. he is literally the only miniboss or major npc like this (aside from maybe nastasia as she has no true overworld encounter)

- at the beginning of the game, both of them are the characters with the most mysterious pasts, as in little to no information is given (tippis gets given later, again i’ll come back to this)- dimentio is the only bar story that doesn’t help out much in terms of his past or lack thereof

- both of them have teleported a character to the safety of flipside in the events of the story (tippi in ch 4 and dimentio in the ch 2 interlude, though teleporting is part of his niche in general)

- have elements that may or may not hide a “true” face (is dimentio’s mask his face or is he just like that?)

- tippi and dimentio’s “moments” together are a bit fewer and far between compared to the others, like her strange out of place “i know you. you’re that...” and the fact that she’s the only one who survives dimentio’s ch 7 nuke (when he tells her directly he’s her enemy) and the fact that despite luigi being onscreen and PLENTY mouthy in his actual fight with dimentio, TIPPI is the one who talks back to you in dimentio’s optional game over

- this ones a bit of a stretch as it’s heavily based on theories that i don’t even believe myself but if you believe dimentio is the magicians son then both tippi and dimentio have a pseudo connection to pixls

luigi and nastasia:

- both are seen as the ‘right hand’ or ‘number two’ for their respective ‘number ones’ (mario and bleck) and generally play off of more subdued versions of their designs (nastasias glasses vs blecks monocle, her white clothes vs his beige cape and hat, her light blue vs his dark blue, luigis proportions being a bit more average compared to mario and a more subdued green colour scheme)

- both have a deep affection for bleck/mario and this is largely in part due to their pasts with them, where seeing their ability and kindness made them believe bleck/mario was truly brilliant (nastasias lines and backstory imply that she was around to see bleck as blumiere which would imply she knew him just as long or longer as tippi did), they also have spent more time by bleck/marios side than the others, comparatively

- both almost never have things on their own, their escapades are mostly ‘side stories’ (but they still DO happen: i’ll give tippi and nastasia the fact that they do hover around mario/bleck more than luigi hovers around mario BUT nastasia isn’t always around bleck, does her own thing, and is even in a meeting when bleck isnt vs tippi only ever leaving marios side when she’s forcibly removed)

- much like luigi and dimentio have their moments, nastasia and luigi also share moments (mostly in the first part of the game, keep it in mind): the most pivotal part of the direction luigi goes in this game is when he gets caught by nastasia, and nastasia is the one who tells him not to mess with the wedding

- in addition, many times throughout the game nastasia details to count bleck each minions defeat, often just telling him the messages they relay or punishing them herself, but specifically when it comes to mr. l’s disappearance, she says she’s the one at fault

- you could also make another design argument that mr l’s mask could also be a parallel to nastasias glasses as a large part of her character also comes from her glasses as they do the fact that mr l can’t be recognized- theyre her weapon (the red rims are also a bit of a gut punch when it comes to that)

- both of them wind up ‘taking count blecks place’ (as the final boss, and as the one to get hit by dimentio’s fatal blow) (interestingly this also puts them both out of commission for the final boss)

- this ones a big stretch but nastasia is seen openly sobbing at the end and luigi is the one of the four heroes who’s the most prone to tears (according to tv tropes at least)

so with all that being said, Why. why did i make this post. i’m sure i could draw comparisons to fuckin uhhh luigi and idk BONECHILL if i had the time on my hands. well the reason why is because i wanted to think about... what if we all looked at spm like this.

in the beginning, nastasia and luigi are in fact eachothers parallels, nastasias logic vs luigis emotion nastasia being the villain to defeat luigis hero yadda yadda yadda. but as the story goes on more and more of the luigi/dimentio parallel begins to happen. and this is because starting with chapter 5, dimentio begins to show his hand- to the heroes, but also to the audience. more of his plan is succeeding, and as count bleck grows more reluctant, this story becomes less and less about how to defeat him and more about how to stop the chaos heart from doing its thing.

we all know how that story goes though, how dimentio usurps the count and takes luigi with his little pizza hands. but i’m thinking that luigis parallels, luigis villains are really supposed to represent the arc 1 villain and the arc 2 villain- both nastasia and dimentio are the ones who are trying to make the man in green choose the dark prognosticus as the true prophecy, it’s just that as the story goes on, dimentio is the one who seizes control of the story. even to the effect that he’ll shift the very structure of the team around so that HE will do battle with luigi. so that HE is the one who is the obvious representative of the ideal host for the chaos heart.

cos who ELSE would it be, right??? :o)

*and here comes the obligatory disclaimer that obviously i’m not trying to say that THIS is concrete 100% what the writers meant. i just think this is an interesting interpretation i’d like to explore

[ynisamenace]

 Party For One

Warnings: sub! Aone being a flustered mess, confident dom! Reader, nsfw kinda (grinding, not pg-13 kissing), mention of drugs and alcohol, college au! Aone.

Word count: 2.3k

a/n: ok guys this is my first fanfic so apologies if it’s not too good or if the ending is too rushed. Constructive criticism is always welcome and pls don’t forget to like and/or reblog. Thank you!

Aone was not much of a party goer. Although his friends were more outgoing, he in fact was not. He was more of a homebody, mostly leaving his shared apartment with Kenji for school, to get more ramen from the corner shop near his uni or practice with his newly-formed volleyball team; courtesy of his newly-formed friend, Kanji. Then proceeding to come home to shower, nap, wake up, struggle with his homework and then sleep till the next day. He was about to start the fourth activity of his daily routine when the sound of the doorbell rang through the apartment.

Sighing, he left his spot at the kitchen island to open the front door, then trying to close it once Kanji’s face appeared behind it.

“Woah woah if you wanted some alone time, you should’ve just said that”, the cat-faced friend exclaimed, just barely slipping through the crack in the door. Face adorned with brown freckles and a smile seemingly super glued to his face, he looked like the poster boy of golden retriever boys, “Wouldn’t matter anyway since I’m still dragging you to Sugawara’s tonight.”

Ah yes, Suga’s party, the one Aone was being forced to go to as a favour for his new friend. The white haired boy uttered a grunt of disapproval as Kanji plopped down onto his couch.

“I’m telling you man, when girls see us walking in together with my beauty and your scowl-,” he smirked while giving Aone a once over, “-they’ll come flocking like parakeets.” Aone ignored his new friend’s rambling and was about to go back to his homework when his phone buzzed. Picking it up and looking at his crush’s name made him do a double take before realizing it was from his class groupchat.

Y/n❤: Someone better come pick me up or else I’m dumping the mary jane😤

Sugawara: You live on campus, how did you sneak it in?

Y/n❤: Come pick me up and I’ll tell you

Bsf/n: I can see I’m gonna be on y/n duty tonight. I’ll come get you in 5

Y/n❤: Girl I’ll literally marry you don’t play with me

                                         -5 minutes later-

Y/n❤: Psa to everyone in this groupchat, bsf/n and I are married now

Bsf/n: As long as you do my makeup for the party lol

Y/n❤: Deal

A slightly dejected sigh left the tall boy’s lips, wishing it was him y/n would joke about marrying to the- wait party?? The realization that y/n was going to the same party as him made heart race with anticipation and although he never talked to her in any of the classes they shared, Aone developed a massive crush on y/n just by seeing the way she interacts with others as well as her personality. Her presence when she walks into a room, beautiful coily/kinky hair either flowing or in a different ‘protective style’ (which Aone ended up googling the meaning to) and her face adorned with a smile so bright, he could feel his ears getting hotter just by its look, it would be foolish to think that no other person in his uni or elsewhere had already snatched her up. Which is why Aone never felt the need to let her know about how much he was falling for her.

He was pulled out of his thoughts by the sound of his roommate’s door opening, revealing a clearly tipsy Kenji trying and failing to button up the last button on his silk shirt.

“Is anyone g-gonna help or what..” he slurred, stumbling into the living room, planting himself right in front of Aone who begrudgingly helped him with the last button. Satisfied, the intoxicated boy walks over to Kanji on the couch who’s currently scrolling through his instagram feed. He gives Kenji a once over before giving a nod of approval to his outfit. He turns to the tall, white haired boy, “Aone go change, the party starts in 10 and you know it’ll take us half an hour to get there!”, he exclaimed gesturing to Aone with his hands in a shooing manner. He didn’t understand what was wrong with his gray shirt and black sweatpants but went to his room to go change anyway, returning six minutes later sporting a green and white checkered shirt with dark blue jeans and black levis. The trio hurriedly leave their apartement, Kanji practically dragging both boys to his car before appointing Aone as the designated driver as the boy was the only one who had no intention to drink at the party.

The ride to the party took much more than half an hour as Aone was forced to drive while simultaneously trying to stop the two boys at the back from drinking any more of the pregame Kanji brought as well as preventing Kenji from messing with the aux cord. In the end, both boys settled on playing Ei8th mile on repeat the rest of the drive, both alternating between rapping DigDat and Aitch’s lines. Finally getting to the address Sugawara sent to the group, the trio hopped out of the car and went to knock on the door, opening to reveal the silver haired boy in all his glory wearing a burger king crown and a drunk smile.“You guys look li-hiccup-ke you had a fun drife here”, opening the door wider to reveal flashing red and purple strobe lights, living room filled with drunk and soon-to-be drunk college students and a hiphop song playing with a loud base that almost made Aone’s teeth clink. The two drunk boys wasted no time heading to the make shift bar in the kitchen, Aone following reluctantly behind feeling quite awkward in the party setting. Even worse, he was unable to spot y/n in the crowd making his heart drop lower into his stomach.

 No no no no. 

Even though Aone didn’t think y/n would like him the way he likes her, he was hoping he could at least use this party to make himself known to her, maybe forming a friendship with her first before professing his love. Dejectedly, he trudges to the bar, sulking next to his now very drunk friends who are far more interested with the designs on the kitchen counter. 

“Dude it’s so swirly…how do they make it like that?” one of the boys asks.

“Bro it has to be like a top secret thing. Like in the dark web,” the other replied, his eyes widening as his pupils are blown out more.

Not wanting to deal with their drunk conspiracies, Aone heads to the store room in search for some water after not seeing any laid out. Finding a bottle, he quickly gulps it down, faintly hearing the song in the living room change to one with a much deeper base. Leaving the store with his thirst finally quenched, he recognizes the song as Cold by Rico Nasty, her gravely voice echoing around the living room and drowning out some of the chatter which Aone was grateful for.

Ridin’ in a Maserati

Like Scotty I’m with two hotties

I ain’t just walk in the party-

“I brought the drugs to the partyyyy”, a voice which made Aone’s heart beat faster screamed, Y/n bursting through the front door with a medium sized pack of marijuana and a tray of what he assumes are pot brownies as the crownd cheered at her arrival. Her eyes wide with excitement, hair in cute little bantu knots (which Aone noted is now probably his favourite hairstyle on her), and dazzling smile still glued to her face. Making a bee line to the kitchen to drop the stuff she was holding, she hugged and greeted the people closest to her, making Aone regret not standing closer to the front door before realizing she was making her way straight to him.“Hi Polar Bear!” her scent of f/p enveloping him as she hugged his stomach, hair right next to nose, making the boy short-circuit. Y/n is hugging me. Me. Hugging. She smells so good. I should probably hug her back. But what if that’s weird. Hugging me. I’m gonna marry her. I’m gonna throw u-

“Takanobu woohoo you good?” she whispered in neck, drawing him out of his daydream, while at the same time making blood rush to his lower region. His eyes widen as he turns to see her staring right at him, inches apart and eyes questioning.

“I-I’m doing well y/n, um you uh look great tonight”, he managed to blurt out, his compliment making her lips curve into that signature smile. He unconsciously let out a low groan as he felt his jeans tighten even more as his mind raced a mile a minute, envisioning her on top of him, smile turning into a smirk as she runs her hands over his body making him squirm. His neck, his nipples, his happy trail, his-

Once again brought out of his daydream, he looked around to see y/n already gone and dancing in the living room, her presence making her look ethereal in the flashing lights. Smiling slightly, Aone deciding to stop before his imagination made him cream in his pants, decided to go look for his friends spotting both of them laying near a potted plant in the hallway caressing the leaves and muttering under their breaths. He discreetly goes back to the store, getting two bottles of water and placing them on either side of his friends, knowing they’ll be shocked at it ‘appearing’.

Sighing tiredly, he briefly thinks of just driving back to his apartment having already seen his crush and hugged her, but decided against it not wanting to feel guilty for abandoning his intoxicated friends. He was about to go to the backyard looking for some fresh air before he heard his name being said in the crowd. Turning around too quickly he bumped into someone, gripping their waist and letting their scent envelop him before he caught a glimpse of their hair. 

Yes yes God yes

“Nobu I’m so sorry, I was trying to get your attention but you didn’t turn around!” y/n exclaimed, gripping his shirt making the boy realize his grip on her waist was tightening significantly. He quickly tried to let go but y/n wasn’t having any of it and planted his large palm on her backside, squeezing a little. Aone’s face had never been as red as it is now from that simple action. Clearing his throat, he gives a tentative squeeze to gauge her reaction and seeing the smirk on her face as her pupils darken. She finally releases her grip on his hand and turns to the dance floor, Aone follow behind.

 As they reach the dance floor, afrobeats fill the air as joro by wizkid which Aone knew was one of y/n’s favourite songs) plays turning the energy of the party to a slower tempo. Y/n turns to the tall boy, once more putting his hands on her waist, before pulling him closer to her, their bodies now pressed against eachother.

Aone can feel her grinding on his pants and begs to any God who’ll listen to please not let him pop a boner right now. Her mouth comes closer to his ear and he can feel her breath making shivers run down his spine. “I could feel it you know…” she whispers as his eyes widen, embarrassment from though him as he realizes she felt the first boner he popped while hugging her in the kitchen “…didn’t peg you as the type. What a pervert you are Nobu.”   

That small gesture almost made Aone cream in his pants. Almost. If not for the overwhelming shame he would feel if someone saw him, his dick was already as hard as can be. A murmur left Aone’s lips and y/n has to strain her neck to hear him over the sound of the music flowing through the house.

“What was that Nobu?”

“P-plea-ase,” he whispers, ears a bright shade of red as y/n smirks looking him in the eye to see his pupils blown out, clouded with lust and feeling his member poking her in the thigh.

“Please what Nobu?” their lips almost touching.

“..Please kiss me”

“That’s all you had to say ya damn polar bear”, finally pressing her lips on his and making the butterflies in his stomach turn into fireworks. He really couldn’t believe it. His head felt like it was about to burst from all the blood that rushed into it. Her lips felt so much better, so much better than his imagination. Her hands sliding up to his neck and slipping into the hair on the nape of his neck, he uttered a low groan giving access to y/n to slip her tongue onto his. Aone could feel his precum dampening his briefs and hoped that a dark spot wouldn’t be visible by the end of the night. She tried to break the kiss, his head leaning closer not letting her go until she tugged hard on his nape hair forcefully, a string of saliva still connecting them.

“What a needy boy”, she smirked, letting go of him to swipe at the corner of his lips. “Why didn’t I come speak to you earlier?”, he didn’t care because for him, this really was worth the wait.

 Aone was not much of a party goer, but he’d have to thank his friends in the morning for forcing him to go to this one.

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