#transformers imagines

[aceofhearts25]

What I want for Christmas 😏

like or rb if u agree ig.

[pinkanonwrites]

"Oh! That's What That Does?!"

All art by @archie-sunshine

G1 Rumble/ Mechanic Reader - 2400+ Words NSFW, Valveplug, Plug 'N Play, Mild Sparkplay, Accidental Stimulation, Edging, Human Reader, GN Pronouns

Ahh, the inherent eroticism of repairing your machine.~ I've had this one cooking for a while, so I hope you all enjoy! I've also gotten pretty attached to this mechanic Reader, so they'll likely pop up again with other cassettes (and maybe even some other Decepticons!)

NSFW WRITING AND IMAGERY BELOW THE CUT!

“Ey… EY! Careful wit’ dat! It’s touchy!”

“Rumble,” You groaned, pinching the bridge of your nose. “You're making this way more difficult than it needs to be.”

“I wouldn't be complainin’ if you'd stop touchin’ all up on bits that don't gotta be touched! Rootin’ around in there like I'm one’a your crappy organic machines!”

Removing your hands from Rumble’s open chest, you tossed them roughly into the air. “Y'know what? Fine. Do it yourself. Better yet, get Frenzy to pull the shrapnel out of your chest. That'll go great.”

You would have slid off of Rumble’s lap and stormed off, if not for his massive servos closing around your wrists with an unexpected delicacy. Your efforts to remove your hands only reinforced his grip, using just enough force to keep you from leaving without crushing your wrists entirely.

“H-Hey, no need ta be so hasty! Look, I’m just steamed cause'a the battle, dat’s all. Frenz’ can't do dis, it's gotta be someone more… dainty. Y’know. Little human hands and all dat.” The harsh glow of his visor had dulled slightly as his gaze cast down to your hands. You rolled your eyes, wrists finally slipping from his grip as you settled back in. 

Dangling wires and sparking shrapnel dotted his open chest cavity, illuminated by the light of his spark chamber. Rumble had staggered off-balance into your workshop whining about the prodding pieces of broken metal keeping him from transforming properly, yet you’d barely managed to get two wires back in place before he started squirming and whingeing and slinging verbal abuse at you.

 Not that you weren't used to it, any interactions with Rumble and Frenzy usually involved some level of bullying. Fortunately, the two cassettes are also incredibly predictable. As soon as you would threaten to take away or withhold what they're asking for, they’d start falling all over themselves with apologies and placations. After all, you may not have been the only mechanic in the area, but you were certainly their favorite.

“Are you going to actually let me work? Or are you going to start yelling at me again?”

“Yellin’? Who's yellin’? Yer the mechanic here, my spark is in your squishy little hands. Do your magic, doc.” He sat back again, servos clutching the edges of your workbench in a show of effort, a genuine attempt to keep them still (or however genuine any show of rule-following from Rumble could be.)

“That's what I thought. Now let me actually fix a few things before you start whining again.” Your gloved hands dipped back into his chest cavity, skirting the edges of his spark chamber to pick away at the bits of loose shrapnel stuck in some of the wires. His frame shuddered, a hiss of steam escaping through his dentae as your knuckles brushed the underside of the spark casing.

“C-Careful,” He said again, with significantly less bite to his tone.

“Does it hurt?”

“Somethin’ like dat.”

“I'll be careful, so let me know if it gets to be too much.” You smoothed a palm down the armor covering his stomach, flinching back when you heard another sharp hiss of steam.

“I’m fine! It's fine! Just… do ya gotta be all on top’a me like dis?”

“I can't reach properly if you're laying down. If you're standing you might keel over on me, and I really don't feel like being squished to death today.” He let out a low grumble as you jacked another cable back into its proper port. “I'll try to be quick, that way you won't have to worry about my ‘human germs’ and you can get outta here. Deal?”

“Yeah, yeah. Just-”

“Be careful. I know.”

And with that you went to work, separating and organizing cables, taping off leaky tubing and removing pieces of scrap metal as gently as you could. Every once in a while Rumble would jerk or twitch beneath your touch, letting out a muffled curse or huff but sparing you from his usual complaints. It was… uncharacteristically quiet, for sure. This was the most extensive repair you'd ever done on him, though, so maybe he was just having surgery jitters.

“Okay, I've gotten most of the shrapnel out. But there's a piece right behind your spark casing.”

“Well? Get it outta there!”

“I'm going to, but I need to get my whole hand in there. I'm warning you now because it's going to be bumping up against your spark casing a lot. I'm going to do my best but you have to tell me if it hurts too much.”

Rumble let out a long, pathetic groan. “Actually doc, maybe you can just leave dat one in there? F-For funsies?”

“Eh?! Rumble, I’m not gonna just ‘leave it in there’! It's gotta come out.”

“Something's gonna come out if you keep proddin’ around in there like dat…”

“What was that?”

“Gh! Nothin’! Don't worry ‘bout it!”

“...Okay. I’m gonna start now. Are you ready?” Rumble only responded with gritted dentae and a tense nod. Working your gloved hand under his spark chamber, you could feel the ambient energy making the hairs on your arm stand on end as you felt for the jagged edge of broken metal. Your glove blocked your view entirely, so you were left blindly groping your way up the metal surface, feeling for anything bent or out of place. When your fingers could no longer reach any further while still avoiding the casing, you slid forward and ducked slightly into Rumble’s open chest, the back of your hand pressing up against the underside of his spark chamber.

CLANG!

You jumped, and if it weren't for Rumble’s arm wrapping around you and almost crushing you into his open chest you may have jostled the sensitive chamber even further. You slid your hand back again, easing off of the reinforced glass, and his grip receded.

“What the hell was that? And what was that clang?”

“I said don't worry ‘bout it!” He hissed, voice glitchy with static. “Everythin’s totally normal, I dunno why you're getting all jumpy ‘bout- MMNGH?!” You moved your hand up again into the same position, and Rumble let out an embarrassingly high whimper. You glanced up at his face, a flush of pink behind the usual grey and beading with coolant… and something clicked.

“Oh my God are you getting off on this?”

“N-No!”

Behind you you heard a sharp snikt, and the sound of pressurizing hydraulics.

“...Maybe?”

“Jesus fucking Christ.”

“H-Hey, don't go gettin’ a big head or nothin’! A bot’s spark chamber is sensitive! Don't go thinkin’ this is cause of your squishy frame or your soft little digits or nothin’!” He seemed to almost shrink in on himself, face plate practically glowing as his shoulders pulled up around his helm. You'd never say it to his face, but he looked surprisingly… small, at this moment. You heaved an exhausted sigh.

“Okay. Okay. I'm going to get this last piece out, alright? It's the last one. And whatever happens while I'm doing that..? It just happens. We won't bring it up again, no need to be embarrassed. Deal?”

“‘Deal?!?’” He squawked, positively scandalized. “How do I know yer not gonna gossip with Frenz’ the next time he's in for a tune-up?”

“Well Frenzy usually never lets me get a word in edgewise, first of all.” You huffed. This was way more than you'd signed up for. “I'm not going to make fun of you, Rumble. Let’s just get you patched up, then you can head home. Okay?”

His mouth was pulled into a tight, wobbly frown as he glanced down at you, choking out a single word. “...Promise?”

“I promise.”

“...Slag. alright, let's get dis over with.” He lolled his head back against the table with a clank, resigning himself to his fate. This time, when your knuckles brushed his spark casing, he couldn’t stifle his soft moan. Your fingers felt further and further up, until almost your entire hand was behind the glass bubble containing his pulsing spark. Finally, you could feel the jagged piece of metal. You wrapped your fingers around it and gave it an experimental tug. It stuck fast, and your hand bumping against Rumble's spark only pulled another surprised moan from him.

“W-Watch it!” He yelped, sounding too fucked-out to come across as actually threatening.

“It's really stuck in there. I'm going to start working it out, so let me know if you need me to stop.”

“Wh… workin’ it out? Whadda ya- ohhh…~” 

With your thumb and forefinger gripping the edge of the broken metal, you began to wiggle it gently back and forth to ease it from the plating and wires around it. Each time you moved the back of your hand rubbed up against the far side of his spark chamber, warmth radiating through your glove as Rumble started to vent more harshly.

“Slag… slag! Don't think it's ever been touched back there before. Feels… feels crazy.” He moaned. The metal of your work table shrieked and crumpled like cardboard under his iron grip, desperate to keep his servos off of himself or, Primus forbid, you. The piece stuck firm, and as you braced your other hand against the outside paneling of his chest to readjust your balance he let out a sharp, staticky yelp. “S-STOP!”

You froze immediately. “Are you okay? What's wrong?”

A few shuddering vents were your only response for a moment, Rumble’s visor lights flickering frantically as he tried to steady himself. “Whooo… Almost blew my top for a second there.”

“Seriously?”

“Hey! Yer the one that told me to tell ya if I need ya to stop! I'll be slagged to the Pit before I let some ‘squishy’ run my charge like dat.”

“...Can I start again? I’m making some progress here.”

“...Y-Yeah. Yeah. Yer good.”

You let out another soft sigh, trying to focus on the rhythmic sktch sktch sktch of metal on metal rather than Rumble’s shivering whines. His vocalizer pitched and warbled with static, attempts to stifle his own words slowly giving way to a deluge of fucked-out babbles.

“Ah! Gh! Ohh, mmnh, stupid little hands feelin’ all- nnh!~ Jus’ get it outta there! Please?”

I’m working on it. You’re doing good, just hang in there.” Your placations only resulted in another desperate moan. After what couldn’t have been more than another thirty seconds or so, he blurted out again.

“Ah! Stop!”

You retracted your hand for a moment, letting Rumble gasp for breath above you in a futile attempt to cool his core. You rubbed at his chest paneling as he shivered beneath you hard enough that you thought bolts were going to start coming undone. Even the paneling you were seated upon was burning up, heat seeping through the fabric of your coveralls. His glowing face plate was slick with coolant. Without thinking, you reached up and swept away a bead of it with your thumb, making him jump.

“H-Hey, quit dat…” He groaned, all bite lost from his tone.

“Rumble… The more you keep stopping me the longer this is going to take.”

“You think I don’t know dat?!” One of his arms draped dramatically over his face. “I’m tryin’! But you just keep pokin’ around in there and it’s all touchy and it’s makin’ me feel like my spike’s gonna burst and I can’t take it anymore!” He sniffled. Could Cybertronians even sniffle? You weren’t sure, but he sounded close to tears.

“Rumble… Have you ever actually edged yourself before?”

“Whu- Whuh? How’s dat any of yer business?”

“I’m just thinking…” You ran a placating hand down his shivering plating. “If you haven’t it can be really overwhelming, and-”

“I can handle it! I-I can!”

“Let me finish. It can be really overwhelming, and I don’t want you to hurt yourself further. Just… take a deep breath for me, okay?” You took a slow, steadying breath, and after a second he mimicked it. “Good. Just think about letting go, okay? I’m not going to judge you. Just think about it.”

He let out a low, pitying grumble, peeking at you from behind his arm plating. “...You can start again.”

Once again, your hands dipped into his chest cavity. Only this time you slid both hands up behind his spark casing, gripping as much of the broken metal as you could reach. As you rocked it back and forth Rumble’s moans returned with a fervor, one servo finally flying to cup your lower back.

“Ah! Ah! Slag, oh slag please! Please don’t stop I’m so fraggin’ close.” He fisted the back of your uniform, crumpling the cheap fabric between his digits. “C’mon, c’mon c’mon c’mon I need it!”

“Shh, I’ve got you baby. Just let it happen.”

With a metallic shriek and a gush of brackish oil the shrapnel popped free, the force enough to send you sprawling if not for Rumble’s servo in the small of your back. Of course, said unexpected force also slammed the backs of both your hands right into the underside of his spark chamber, and Rumble’s voice box screeched into a wail of radio static. Something hot and sticky splattered up the back of your coveralls; said something you decidedly were not going to look at until later. His frame rattled and shivered beneath you, steam venting and joints glitching and spark pulsating a near-blinding glow.  Finally, after a burst of noise and sparks and twitching, he went slack beneath you, helm clanking against the workbench as his optics flickered.

As delicately as you could, you removed the oil-slick shrapnel and let it clatter onto the floor before shedding your gloves and dabbing at his face plate with the cuff of your sleeve. With the whir of an old monitor blipping back to life, his visor blinked back up to its standard brightness.

“Whuh… Wheh?” He garbled.

“How you feeling, hun?”

“Like I got struck by lightnin’... but in like a nasty way.”

You choked back a snort. “Well, I’ve got all the worst of it over with. Feel free to rest for a while if you need it. I’m gonna go change my jumpsuit.” 

He let you slide off his lap without a fight, not even commenting until you’d turned around to make your way over to your office. Only then did he let out a low, salacious whistle when he’d finally caught sight of the back of your uniform.

“Comm me next time yer free, doc. Then I can repay da favor.”

[theartofwoompwoomp]

Why’d no one tell me he’s hot !? Pt.1

Rumble x human!reader

summary : you thought the cassettes were supposed to be mini including for you lol

pt.1 pt.2

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You had been under Shockwaves care for really long time. Mainly since he wanted to conduct a few experiments, he never actually did, but sadly he was going on a special mission that required him to be gone for a good while.

And your companion didn’t really like the idea of leaving you to someone else’s care, but he decided to trust Megaton’s decision. 

Now, when you heard that Soundwave was going to be your temporary sitter you were ecstatic.

You’ve hanged around the guy before, and now he’s basically stuck with you for a few weeks so you’re definitely looking forward to it. 

As you got to his quarters you saw that he already had a section ready for you and your human needs. 

He placed you down along side with your stuff.

“Directive : settle down in your temporary compartment.” 

His voice always seemed a little silly to you. You smiled as you playfully saluted him a ‘yes sir’.

Content with your response he heads off to another part of his room while you start unpacking your things.

Once you were done you started looking around your current room. 

The layout itself was pretty convenient. There were three normal walls but the fourth one was actually a curtain you could close up for some privacy if you needed it. 

Overall the place was pretty comfy. 

But what really caught your attention was the closed door at one side of the room. Thanks to the curtains wall you could see almost the whole place, but you couldn’t see what was behind that wall. 

Curiously you got up and headed straight to the door, opening it softly to make sure Soundwave didn’t hear you sneaking around. He already did but he was pretty curious hearing what you were up to.

 As you walked forward you came up to more human sized furniture … well, technically it seems a bit bigger than human sized  but it wasn’t anything exaggerated. 

As you kept exploring the place you came across a picture framed on a nightstand. 

You could see two cybertronians was one of them Soundwave? , the familiar face of lazerbeak, and to what appeared to be,.. a big cat?

“Interrogative : what are you doing.”

Backing up from picture almost falling as you do so, you  quickly turned to meet your eyes with his. “Ah, sorry bout that. I got curious and found this picture as I was walking around. I hope that’s alright.” 

“Affirmative : there is no consequence.” Instead of getting upset he grabs a stool and sits on it while bringing out a few books that seems to be albums.

“Interrogative : you want to look with me.” He holds the albums to your face, and how could you ever say no to this bot. He’s so interested in you and your emotions that it’s touching. 

As your both looking through them, you notice that it’s the same four bots in all the pictures. 

In some, you can see the two cybertronians with chaos behind them that the clearly started. You see pics of all of them sleeping together. There was even one where, you now know their name, ravage had won some type of competition.

And as you heard Soundwave explaining the stories behind each shot, you couldn’t help but admire him for being a single dad and one of the high commanders of Megatron. It must be hard work, yet to him it’s as easy as breathing.

You learned a lot about your new roommates from Soundwave. Honestly you were already getting excited for the meet up with them.

It wasn’t until you came across a picture with them on Soundwave that you realized how small they are in comparison to him.

Your heart swooned at the adorableness. 

You didn’t even know smaller bots existed. “Hey Soundwave,” he turns his head slightly at you, “Why are they so much smaller than you?”

He nods understanding where you’re coming from. “They are minicons, that is their normal size.”

That was all you needed to know. You haven’t even met them, but they already had your heart.

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[bird-in-the-space]

Bayverse Version

A drive back home becomes a deadly disaster as the Decepticons attack and come after you and Emily. In the heat of a moment, you give your life to save Emily. The Allspark fragment in your necklace activates and brings you back from the dead.

(Author note: I've been checking Bayverse stuff and had an idea, so I decided to make a Bayverse version of how reader became a transformer.)

Warnings: the Decepticons being a warning themself, the car getting tossed off a bridge, falling, being inside a spinning car, description of injuries, death of a character (you), angst, violence, coming back to life, and losing consciousness.

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Watching the passing blurs of buildings and people, you leaned against the window while Emily drove through the busy street. The sounds of rain echo outside, hitting the roof of your friend’s car and causing beads of water to run down the car window. Your mind was pretty absent. You two were just returning from a graduation party and Emily wanted to drive you home in her new car. Not having the heart to refuse her, you accepted her offer and enjoyed the peaceful silence in the car. 

Usually, you would rather walk and stay away from the busy roads. You didn’t often trust people behind the wheel. However, you had enough trust in Emily to drive you both safely home. She wasn’t an idiot like most people you knew who had a car. 

“A busy night today,” Emily broke the silence. 

You hummed in agreement. There were more cars and people than usual. Maybe something special was happening. 

“You know, you could spend the night at my place tonight,” Emily said as the wipers on her windshield cleaned away the rainwater. 

“It would save a lot of trouble,” she added. 

“I would, but I promised my dad I would be home tonight,” you replied. “He had been more protective and antsy lately,” you said, thinking about him and his insistence for you to come home right after the party. 

“He’s just worried, and maybe he wants to hold onto you a bit longer. You are now eighteen. You are no longer his little girl,” Emily teased with an affectionate grin. 

You released a chuckle but then thought about his worry. “I don’t think it's that. He had been more skeptical about letting me and mom be on the road. It’s like he’s expecting us to suddenly die in a car crash or something,” you explained with a frown. 

“Well, road incidents have been on the rise lately. I think that’s a good reason to be worried about your family,” Emily said. 

“I don’t know. Even Mr. Lennox told us to be careful when we left,” you mentioned your neighbor, who worked in the military with your father. The two were good friends and you sometimes helped Mrs. Lennox with their newborn daughter. 

You touched the stone in your necklace, feeling the strange carvings on its smoothened surface. You glanced at it when you felt the familiar small vibrations coming from it. The stone was actually made from cold metal and released odd tingles when you touched it with your fingers. It was weird, but oddly soothing. 

Emily had a similar necklace. It was a gift from her dad after he found the strange piece of metal in his stuff and decided to make two necklaces from it. She gifted the other to you as a graduation gift and as a token of your friendship. 

It was cheesy, but you didn’t dare to reject her gift. 

“Maybe it’s the rumored alien robots,” Emily grinned. 

“The ones that attacked New York City?” you questioned. 

“Yeah,” 

“Come on, Em. That’s a bit much,” you groaned. 

“Oh, come on, you don’t still believe it? Even if it wasn’t the robots, something did attack,” she exclaimed. 

“Could have been terrorists, and maybe the government did not want people to panic by telling them that there are ‘alien’ robots,” you said skeptically. “Remember that my dad and Mr. Lennox were there, and they said nothing about alien robots,” you added. 

“But that would be so interesting though,” Emily said, causing you to roll your eyes. 

“Like the idea of the aliens being giant robots, that would break the usual stereotype of them being these little green men,” she stated. 

You then frowned when you two arrived at an intersection with a huge line of cars and military vehicles. The soldiers were guiding the cars toward a different road, away from the center of the city. 

“What is going on?” Emily questioned as you followed the evacuation line. 

You tried to think of possible reasons. It was clear the soldiers were trying to evacuate or keep the people away from something. Was there a danger? Was there an incoming terrorist attack? A bomb threat? 

When Emily drove closer to the soldiers, you saw a familiar face among them. You push down the window button to pull down the window. 

“Mr. Lennox!” you yelled to your neighbor. 

Mr. Lennox turned toward you.

He said something to his men before running toward you and Emily. 

“You girls need to get out of here,” he said. 

“What’s going on?” Emily asked. 

“I can’t tell you right now. All I can say is that dangerous people are hiding in the city right now. Drive to the east bridge where you will be safe. We will handle this soon enough,” he explained, then glanced at Emily’s necklace, or in better words, the stone in her necklace. He had a frown on his face when he saw it.  

“Okay, stay safe,” Emily said as she drove through the line, to the street where all the other cars went. 

You felt weirded out by his look. What was so special about Emily’s necklace that got him frowning like that? Did he know something about the stone? 

“I hope those dangerous people get found soon,” Emily stated. 

“I hope so too…” you uttered, unaware of the real danger. 

While letting the other soldiers evacuate civilian cars from danger, Lennox stood with his men as they received a radio message. 

“Alright, the east of the city has been secured. What are we looking for?” he asked through the radio. 

“There are three active Decepticon signals in the city. We suspect the cons are after the possible Allspark fragments when we picked up their radiation readings there some time ago,” the operator answered. 

“Any hint where we might find those Allspark fragments?” Lennox asked. 

“Hold on…” the operator said and he heard the clicking of computers. “That’s strange,” 

“What? What’s strange?” Lennox asked. 

“Those fragments appeared again and it seems you passed them moments ago. They are headed toward the east bridge,” they explained.

Lennox felt his blood run cold. His memory returned to you and your friend, and the necklace around her neck. He first thought it was just a stone that looked similar to the Allspark fragments, but it was the fragment itself. He then remembers you wearing the same one. 

“We need to go quickly to the east bridge. I know where those fragments are!” he exclaimed. 

You were waiting in the car as the line on the bridge was not progressing anywhere. The sounds of angry people yelling and car horns mixed in the air, causing you to have a mild headache. You released a groan, feeling the stone between your fingers again. You thought people would be more focused on getting out of the military’s way since there was an actual danger, but this was going nowhere. 

Emily was eating some Pop-Tarts she had in her car. You two had been waiting for a fair thirty minutes, moving nowhere. 

You released another exaggerated breath, slumping against the car seat. You were usually very patient, but this time, you wanted nothing more than to get to your house and sleep on your bed. 

Emily looked at you and then extended the Pop-Tarts box to you. “Pop-Tarts?” she asked. 

“Yeah…” you grabbed one Pop-Tart from the box. 

You then felt the car shake and heard a distant sound. 

“Wow, what was that?” Emily asked when you felt another shake. 

You then felt the stone in your necklace vibrate and release a strange high-pitched sound. Looking down, you saw the markings on the stone glow with blue light. 

“Hey… I’m not imagining this right?” you pointed at your necklace. 

“No…” Emily said as her necklace was doing the same thing. 

You looked at each other with confusion. There was then what sounded like an explosion, causing the car to shake and the stones to vibrate even more. It was like they were sensing something big coming toward you. 

You then saw what looked like a flaming ball coming toward you. 

“What is that?” you asked. 

A flaming car then landed right in front of you, crushing the car below it. You both jumped back against your seats. 

“Oh, fuck!” you yelled as you both stared at the flaming car in shock and horror. Your mind began screaming with questions and what the hell just happened. 

What the fuck?! 

You then saw people running on the road, screaming in terror. They were running back toward the way you came from and you then heard what could only be described as a roar. 

“Emily! Don’t!” you said, when she opened the door and stepped out for a moment. 

Emily stood up to see what the people were running from. She then saw what seemed to be a giant robot, roaring and destroying the cars on its path. She quickly jumped back in when the robot approached her and you.

“Get down!” she threw herself over your body. You screamed when you saw the giant and when it struck its clawed giant arm against Emily’s car. 

The force of the hit ripped open the driver’s side and it was enough to send the whole car over the bridge’s guard rail, plummeting toward the hill below. 

You and Emily screamed as the whole car rolled over the hill. You held her tightly so she would not be thrown out from the momentum. You also covered her as best as you could from the hits the tumbling caused. 

The car then rolled back on its wheels, crashing into another railing. It stopped the car from crashing into the warehouses below, but now you were hanging from the hill’s edge. 

“What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck?” you repeated. Your hands and face were cold from the fear and shock. You still held onto Emily with a shaking grip. Bruises littered across your skin and blood was running from the side of your head after hitting it against the cracked car window. 

“(Name)! We need to get out of this car!” Emily exclaimed, holding onto your face and making you look at her in the eyes. 

Panic was still causing you to shake and nearly go into hysteria, but you managed to get back to your senses when you saw a large shard impeded on her leg. 

“Em… You're hurt,” you pointed at the shard. 

“Don’t worry about it now. We need to get to safety first, okay?” she asked. 

“Okay,” you shakingly nodded. 

Emily groaned as she pulled herself back into the driver’s seat. The shard on her leg was a bad one and her jeans were drenched in her blood. You were not able to stop looking at it and imagine how much pain she was in right now. 

“Come on. Take off your seatbelt! “ she said, snapping you back to reality and attempting to free yourself from the seatbelt.

After you freed yourself, you noticed your necklace lying across the dashboard. You grabbed it but after you took it, it started glowing again. You then froze what you saw in front of you. 

“Em….” you quivered in fear when you saw another one of those robots, standing in front of the car, staring down at you with glowing red eyes.  

You and Emily sat frozen against your seats like one wrong move would tip the robot off. But then you noticed its eyes on your necklace. 

Shakingly, you moved your necklace slightly to the left and the robot’s eyes followed. You did the same to the right and its eyes did not falter. It became clear to you. That thing was after your necklace. 

“Oh, shit!” you exclaimed. 

“(Name)!” Emily yelled when the robot pulled back its arm, intending to punch the car. 

At that moment, you did not think about anything else but Emily. You pushed her out of the car, right when the robot’s fist collided with her vehicle and you in it. Time went slowly for Emily, and the last thing she saw was your fearful look before you were crushed under the giant’s fist. 

The hit caused the car to tumble over the edge, and fall to the ground below. Emily yelled when she rolled down the hill and fell as well. She groaned painfully from the landing and the sharp pain in her leg. She then watched as her car slammed against the ground, falling over in its back. 

Emily tried to see any sign of life as you were still in the car, but the only thing she saw was your hand lying lifelessly through the broken car window. There was blood everywhere. It did not take long for the tears to fall from her eyes and her body gasping to progress what had happened. 

You were dead. 

YOU WERE DEAD!

She did not want to believe it, but there you were, lifelessly lying inside what was left of her car.

She started gasping while sobbing her eyes out, unable to think or even acknowledge the giant that stood before the destruction it caused. 

“Fire!” Lennox yelled. 

His men and the other soldiers shot at the Decepticon while he quickly ran over to Emily, who was too devastated to acknowledge what was happening. 

“Emily! Where is (Name)?” he asked, shaking her shoulder. 

Emily shakingly pointed at you and her car. Lennox glanced and then mournfully shook his head after realizing he was too late to find you both. 

“We gotta go,” he helped Emily up. 

“No… please…” she pointed toward you. 

“There’s nothing we can do for her. We need to get you somewhere safe. Come on!” he said, helping Emily move while she was sobbing. 

“(Name)!” she yelled one last time. 

The Decepticon roared and shot missiles at the soldiers. They yelled as they either got hit or jumped out of the way. 

“Where is Optimus?!” Lennox yelled through the radio while the Decepticon’s attention was pulled on them. 

The sounds of gunfire and screaming echoed in the air. Your lifeless body lay mangled inside the destroyed car. Your necklace lay beside your chest in the pool of your blood, its carvings glowing with blue light.

Your darkened consciousness flickered between the memories of your life, from your childhood to your current time, changing between happy and sad moments. They involved the struggles of your family life and the happy moments with Emily. You then heard strange sounds, like someone talking. Unfamiliar carvings appeared within your memories and the strange voices continued speaking in its strange language. You could only make out a few words. 

“Great evil…”

“A new life…”

You felt pulsing within your head as your vision turned red causing you to feel incredible anger and pain, but when more of those carvings and what seemed to be lines of coding appeared, your vision turned blue and you felt a sensation that felt warm, and banished the pain. 

"To find Energon..."

You then saw memories or visions that had never happened, depicting robots, destruction, and what seemed to be a metallic planet in the Earth’s atmosphere. 

“Worthy…”

The film of visions suddenly went backwards, and you were brought back to the moment you pushed Emily out of harm’s way, giving your life for hers. 

You felt something strange. It was like your whole existence suddenly pulled itself into a singular point, turning into what you could describe as a spark. 

It all then went dark and you heard a voice. 

“It’s time to wake up, little one”

Lennox and the soldiers continued shooting the Decepticon. Emily then noticed a bright light emanating from her car and witnessed it transforming into another robot. 

“Mr. Lennox!” she pointed at the new robot. 

“Shit! “Stay cautious men! A new con emerges!” he uttered.

The Decepticon shot at them, causing them to disperse for a moment. It then turned its attention to Emily. 

“Lennox!” she yelled fearfully. 

The new robot turned its attention to them when it heard her scream. Lennox quickly stood in front of Emily as the con intended to grab her. But then, the new robot tackled the larger con to the ground. 

 Lennox pushed Emily away as the new transformer attacked the con in the head, ripping its face. 

The con cursed in its tongue, trying to shake off the newcomer from its face. It then tried to use its guns, but the smaller bot evaded the bullets, clinging to its back. The bot then screamed angrily and ripped the con’s arm from its shoulders. The con roared in pain, grabbing the bot and tossing it hard against the pillar of the bridge. The new robot shrieked in pain from the hit before dropping to the ground. 

The Decepticon intended to shoot it, but then something shot the con in the back. Emily and Lennox then watched as three Autobots arrived, shooting the con.  

Emily was frightened. “It’s okay. It’s okay. They’re friends,” Lennox assured as the Autobots took down the con. She then focused on the robot that used to be her car. 

The robot leaned against the pillar, bleeding something blue from its side. Emily watched the robot as it whined in pain. Her heart twisted painfully from those sounds. For some reason, she did not feel threatened as she got closer to it. There was also something familiar about the robot. 

The robot then looked at her. Its eyes were blue instead of red and filled with what she could describe as fear. 

“Emily, don’t get closer,” Lennox commanded. 

“E... Emily,” the robot uttered in a voice that caused Emily’s blood to run cold. She stared at the robot in shock and now realized why there was something familiar about it. It was you. 

“(Name)? Is that you?” she exclaimed. 

“Yeah…. It’s me,” you nodded. “What happened?” you asked, your voice cracking as you looked at your metallic hand and the blue blood that dressed it. 

“I don’t know… you died,” she said with tears in her eyes. 

“I… died?” you questioned, then suddenly you felt incredibly dizzy. Your mind returned to what happened and it was enough to cause you to shut down. You slammed against the ground, losing your consciousness, and the last thing you heard was Emily pleading for Lennox to help you. 

"HQ. We have a situation"

"What kind of situation?"

"A... civilian turned transformer kind of situation"

[screamingseeker]

Can you do some headcanons of optimus x human s/o romantic moments?

♡ I've said this before and I'll say it again: Optimus translates his favorite texts for you himself. He'll take the time to translate it into your first language, whatever it may be. He wants to share this side of himself with you and only you.

♡ He'll send you love poems he translate with nothing else added to them because he gets embarrassed far too easily when it comes to you, but when you respond well to them, he'll keep doing it with little notes attached.

♡ "I was reading this morning and this made me think of you."

♡ "I never understood what this poem meant until I met you."

♡ "I hope this brightens your day, my love."

♡ And if you start finding the poems seem oddly specific to you, well, you keep Optimus's hidden talent to yourself.

♡ Optimus doesn't claim to know much about human music, but he plays the most beautiful songs from every era while you two are on the road. Once, you sang along to one of the songs you knew and it's now one of his most treasured memories. He makes a list of every song you sing to so he can play them again, just to hear your voice.

♡ Optimus loves rain so if you two happen to be outside when it starts raining, he'll find somewhere you can both be sheltered and hold you close while you two watch the rain pour down.

♡ He doesn't let it show, but he's very anxious about hurting you on accident. He would never forgive himself if he did, even if you forgave him. So when he learns mass displacement can drastically reduce the risk and allow him be closer to you, he's eager to try.

♡ At ten feet, he's still a giant compared to you, but he's amazed that he can hold your hand and kiss you properly without the use of a holoform.

♡ And when you cuddle him while he's mass displaced, he'll never be the same again.

♡ He has nicknames for you, but saves them for when you're alone. He mostly uses human terms as he finds them much more endearing.

♡ "Dearest" is his favorite.

[till-all-are-fuck]

*walking through a packed parking lot*

"Optimus prime is boring."

*nothing happens*

"Megatron is a bitch."

*Nothing happens*

"....Sentinel prime did nothing wrong."

*multiple angry transformation noises*

[migrated-to-diff-account]

Hiyya! I'd like to request a TFP Optimus x Human female reader. I have a headcanon that I believe Optimus has a breeding kink from the Matrix of Leadership, coded to mate. Both get very heated when his urge to mate starts to show and the reader is all on board to chase his pleasure. In which Optimus praises a lot to them. I crave connection between characters that care and have a bond with one another, if possible.

You can change and edit whatever is to your liking as well. Thank you for your time and have a pleasant day. ✨

TFP Optimus x human!fem!reader

oh man oh man optimus prime and breeding is one of my favourite combos!! thank you for being my first request ever btw, it was a pleasure to write this for you

Synopsis: Optimus Prime has urges, urges that can only be satisfied by breeding you.

Warnings: NSFW, breeding kink.

Word count: 1608

To say that this is pure torture is an understatement of the century. He thought he could hold off but seeing you in practically nothing prancing around the base on a hot day is driving him insane. He tried his best to contain his composure throughout the day around the other members of his team, but his spark is thrumming so intensely that it’s becoming borderline painful.

He knows that you can sense it. He knows that you purposely came to the base in a little sundress that barely, oh so barley, covered your soft thighs. He noticed that way that when you would bend over, you would purposely brush the fabric behind you aside so he could bare witness to your increasing arousal. His frame would stiffen up and his Matrix would send a shock of electricity to his spark, indicating that he needs to mate.

And he needs to do it today.

-

Later in the afternoon, the base’s activities became quieter. The other Autobots were either in recharge, patrol or hunched over the main computer. The other humans had gone home, save for you. You were sprawled out on the human couch watching one of your favourite shows, your dress still just barely covering you. Optimus walks over and promptly scoops up his human saying nothing. You let him do so, knowing that you were in for it.

Ratchet had watched his leader walk off down the corridor with his human, he rolls his eyes and mutes his audials, not wanting to hear them again for the third time this week. And its only Tuesday, he thought, returning to his work.

-

He takes you to his private berth room, laying down and setting you close to his helm so that you were face to face with the prime.

“Was it your intention today to wear such small human fabric?” Optimus pokes and pulls at the dress, eager to rip it off you. You grin at him.

“I guess you could say that.” You allow his request to take the dress off, throwing it to the side, “I knew you’d like it.”

 The sight of your plump breasts and soft tummy right in front of his face makes his spike throb with such intensity and yearning. He groans and lifts you up to his dermas, setting you down so he can pleasure you with his glossa.

“What do you need, Optimus.” You moan at the feeling of him mouthing at your still clothed pussy. Wanting to feel more, you lift yourself up slightly and pull down your underwear. He pulls you back down to his intake after you do so. He needs to prep you first so you can take his spike so he can properly breed you.

He licks a stripe up your folds, relishing the pheromones that are emitting from you. He wraps his mouth around your clit and sucks. You throw your head back and place a hand behind you on his chin, shaking and jolting at the feeling of Optimus eating you out. He hums as he lifts you up slightly so he can give you an answer. He is absolutely covered in your juices, leaving a small string connecting from your pussy to his dermas.

“I need...I need to breed you.” He huffs, his hot breath over your pussy making you squirm. He massages your thighs, earning a soft moan from you. His spike is throbbing, aching to be plunged into you. Aching to breed you and fill you up with his trans fluids. He can picture it in his processor, your soft stomach distended and filled to the brim with his sparkling’s. A bolt of electricity shoots up his back strut at the thought.

You lean down and place a gentle kiss in-between his optics, “I will gladly help with that.”

Optimus’s spark is thrumming so very loud now, he is sure that you can feel it. You crawl down near his interface panel, and he opens it with no hesitation. His spike is so large, but he knows from all the previous times he’s fucked you that you can take it. He once offered to mass displace it, but you denied the request. You wanted to feel him stretch you and its safe to say that Optimus feels the same way.

You drag your tongue up Optimus’s spike, relishing the feeling of his spike twitching. You can see how his thighs begin to shake slightly. He places a servo on the side of your face, gently caressing your cheek as you begin to take his spike in your mouth. The moan that leaves his mouth is borderline pornographic.

You bobbed your head up and down as much as you could, attempting to give him as much pleasure with your mouth as you can muster. Your tongue rolls around the tip of his spike while you give him a hard suck. Optimus grips your head as you do so, fighting the urge to push your mouth down to the base. He praises you in the middle of his moans and groans.

“Sweet spark, you’re doing amazingly…” His hips shutter as you pull you mouth of him with a pop, pressing kisses to his tip and down the length of his spike. You look up at him with those gorgeous innocent eyes. If the matrix would allow him, he would’ve cum just from your look alone. But he must wait until he is deep within you.

Optimus carefully lifts you up and flips around so you are the one now lying on his berth, hovering over top of you. He kisses you with intensity, glossa moving past your lips and tangling with your tongue. You can taste yourself on his dermas. He moves to kissing your jaw line, then down your neck, licking and sucking on the delicate skin. The perfume you wear leaves a tingling sensation on his glossa, but that doesn’t stop him from properly marking you as his.

He moves downward, marking your breasts. He shivers as he knows that these will be used to feed and nourish his future sparkling’s. You moan at the feeling of his glossa.

“Optimus,” You squirm under him, “Please… please please please.”

He looks at you. Your hair is in a mess, flushed cheeks and sweat beading on your forehead. You are worked up to the point of begging, this is exactly what he wanted. He gives you a small smile.

“Yes, my love, I hear you.” He chuckles as he watches you bring your legs up to your chest to present yourself to him, sending another jolt to his back strut. He lines his spike up with your pussy, a breathy moan escaping from him. He slowly, ever so slowly pushes himself into you. Your legs shutter as you engulf him, being stretched beyond the human body’s limits. A low groan emits from him as he can feel your walls fluttering around him.

“Primus…” He vents, holding onto the side of your hips. “You’re so tight…”

He moves his hips back and plunged into you again. You cry out in pleasure, not even bothering to silence yourself as you feel his spike abusing your cervix. “Optimus!!”

Optimus’s focus is on your face, contorted in pleasure and ecstasy. Primus, he loves this. He leans down to the side of your face, giving you a kiss on the cheek as he fucks you within an inch of your life. You will be bred, no matter how long it takes, his human mate will bear the primes sparkling’s.

“You’re doing amazing,” Optimus whispers into your ear, voice straining. “Do you wish for me to impregnate you?”

You eagerly nod, crying out as he gives you a particularly harsh thrust, the knot in your stomach becoming more unbearable. “Yes, Optimus! I need you to fill me, please!”

Your cries make his spike throb.

“Primus, you will look so beautiful. Full of my sparkling’s.” Optimus is thrusting into your pussy, eager to relive himself deep inside you. He presses his helm to your head, “You will be a wonderful carrier, my love.”

His thrusts become more and more sporadic as he nears his release, moaning into your ears, letting you know how much pleasure you have given him. You cry out as he presses himself right to the hilt, becoming undone and cumming hard on his spike. His hips shutter as he releases his trans fluids deep inside of you. His grip on your hips is hard as he feels you clench around his spike.

His trans fluids are hot and sticky, drops threatening to spill out of your tight hole. You whimper and whine as he gently caresses your now bulging stomach. He places a kiss upon your lips to mute your cries, you kiss him back eagerly.

Optimus vented; the matrix of leadership is satisfied for now. But he knows that you must be bred multiple times for his urges to lessen. He gently scoops you into his arm and flips around so he is laying down and you are sitting on his spike, you whimper as you feel his spike shift around. His spike keeps his trans fluids contained within you, ensuring that not a single drop spills from you.

You lay on his chassis as he rubs your back soothingly with a servo. You clench around him in a way to return the affection, “I love you, Optimus.”

Optimus hums, “I love you too, with all of my spark.”

He watches you drift off to sleep with a smile, knowing that tomorrow you will be bred again and again.

[ratchetsboyfriend]

Welcome back to transformers fanfic (I found your blog during your hiatus, and I love your older work). Since requests are open, could you possibly write some soft MTMTE Drift headcannons of him watching a movie with a human reader? I’ve been a bit down recently, so I would really appreciate it.

Drift is willing to watch all of your favorites, even if he doesn't quite see the same appeal in them that you do. Depending on what your comfort movies are, he's gonna react differently. 

He's not sure why a brutal horror movie would be comforting, especially if you spend half of it cringing and hiding behind your hands, but hey if it floats your boat. Comedies aren't a bad choice to watch with him, some jokes don't land as well without the context of having lived on Earth, but some things are universally funny so he enjoys them enough even if some of the humor is… questionable. If you watch some of the more heart wrenching romantic movies he gets fairly invested, but the cheesy one's he'll good-naturedly tease you for liking even if he did enjoy some of them himself. Intense, dramatic movies that feature journeys of self-discovery and have more open endings are a particular favorite of his if you happen to put them on.

To ensure the best possible viewing experience, he sets up a projector in his hab suite so you can enjoy a more private viewing. There are movie nights for the whole crew but they can get pretty rowdy and that's not the kind of evening you two are looking for. More than one movie night has ended in a brawl.

His berth is lined with a plethora of cushions and blankets that have been sourced from various planets you've visited. Drift has plenty of money and he's more than happy to splurge on creature comforts like these and it's nice to go shopping for them together. He's also spared no expense on getting your favorite treats for the night, regardless of how much effort it took to source them. The way you light up when he presents them to you is worth every penny.

Whether you start out the night sitting next to him in a heap of blankets or nestled in his lap surrounded by pillows, you will end up sprawled across his chest by the end of the night. He lays out plenty of your soft cushions and blankets atop himself so that you can maintain maximum comfort while cuddling against his much harder frame. It's hard not to fall asleep like that in the middle of the movie since he'll absent-mindedly start stroking your back.

He doesn't mind talking during movies and will happily discuss the plot as it's happening, but if you're too focused on the story to speak he's just as good with silent viewing. He's particularly fond of when you get excited and point out your favorite scenes, making sure to pay special attention to those parts of the movie.

If you want to make watching movies together a regular occurrence, he'd agree immediately and would be delighted to help you pick what to watch in the future. Rewatching movies you've seen before or finding something new to view are both fine with him, it's spending quality time together that's important.

[de-vee-l]

So, you sure know how in most cartoons humans have only 1 outfit for all times? So in Transformers Cybertronians don’t really get to see them change

I wonder if Cybertronians even understand the concept of clothing or do they just think it’s human’s natural coloring? Will they get traumatized if they ever see a human peel off their armor and put on a new one?

I like to imagine a bit more fashion-centered OC that arrives at the base in a new outfit every time and they are just “why you rescan your design so often???”

[qupshalfempty]

Can i request a small drabble of tfp ratchet with fem!human s/o who loves painting? She ends up painting him and he gets flustered about it, but still adores it.

Reader is human for this, GN!reader as I don't use pronouns.

Words: 573

TFP! Ratchet x Artist! Reader HeadCanons

Ratchet wouldn’t flash an optic if you had your head down in a spiral notebook, he’s seen the kids do work with those lowly graphite pencils despite humans going through a technologically advanced renaissance currently. So he doesn't think twice of it, he may ask what you're up to over his shoulder as he's working but that's it.

He’s only judged those items based on their usefulness, though once you grab his attention with doodles of him... flustered is an understatement, and for once he’s ready to take back his rants about human paper. No, he won’t say he’s wrong but he will compliment your art no matter the medium because he respects any handiwork or careful craftsmanship.

He’ll reluctantly agree that debating the "usefulness" of art is a Pandora’s box, as you humans would refer to it, and doesn't want his aft ripped a new one by philosopher Optimus so he'll leave it at that.

If you do something off the wall like cosplay, miniature, or food art he’s confused and already thinking back to his old comment but will bite his glossa. Hard. He understands you have your interests and will leave you to them, he likes to ask what you’re up to though and can come off judgemental but he does like listening to your rants and sharing something you’re passionate about is one of his love languages. You can tell by the way he pays attention to every detail and asks how you're able to achieve the look of your strokes as he has no idea what type of "pigments" you use. Giving him a handful of examples leads to his earlier question; Why? After seeing your work though, he doesn't mind all the different inefficient ways. (He likes it.)

Once he's over his Ratchet spell he’s impressed with any medium of yours, although crochet, oil/charcoal paintings, and the laser lights installations are his favorites. The lasers are smaller replicas of the ways cybertronians used to celebrate their own holidays, closer to the smaller ones for the smaller gatherings.

Paintings are satisfying for him to watch, watching your hands as your knuckles move under skin and the twist in your wrist with each stroke. Also is a hypocrite and likes charcoal a lot, especially as you use your small fingers to smudge and- He’s going to stop himself there.

Any art made of him completely flusters him, he’s having to clear his throat and stumbles over his words slightly before getting a compliment out. His helm is flushed, depending on who’s at base he’s getting teased. He’s hoping he can keep his back turned at his station and away from anyone’s eyes or optics.

He does not know how to play it off if someone were to tease him because he doesn’t want to act like it’s no big deal towards your work, though he’ll grumble out a-

“Don’t you have a patrol route to get to?” Or he brings up whatever stupid things has landed them in his medbay and they usually shut up so they get fixed the next time.

Later on that night he rewards you with affection he’d otherwise not give in public, cuddles before bed being one of many things he has planned and the tired Ratchet classic. Watching you paint and invest in your hobbies makes him long for a domestic life with you, for now he'll take the small moments between.

[sxilor-1010]

Yule Log

Words: 1074

☾★☾★☾★

Getting caught up in work, it’s easy to forget to have time for yourself, especially during the holidays. She’s heard a lot of concerns and reminders from her coworkers, and all of them went by her head saying she’s “relaxed a bit.”

It was her day off, and she had been fighting off the urge to work through celebrating Christmas. Or, in her case, Yule. Now, she wouldn’t say she was a witch. She liked magic, but magic in a world full of technology isn’t known too much.

Why do magic when you have many robots already doing stuff for you? Well for starters, they don’t know how to make a proper Yule log. Which is exactly what Emilyn is doing to celebrate her day off.

Sure she had to go some shopping for some of the things needed, but a little shopping never hurt her. Her table was dawned in bright red plaid, courtesy of Djenne and its amazing fabrics, with a fresh wooden log and other things.

Emilyn hummed to herself, holding a knife as she approached the table. With the log in her hands, she began to carefully carve holes big enough for the candles to fit. The wood emanated a nice scent, and she couldn’t help but close her eyes to admire it all. Her mouth moved on its own, just mumbling a song she remembered hearing while scrolling through YouTube earlier.

“God rest ye merry, pagan folk,

Let nothing you dismay.

Remember that the Sun returns

Upon this Solstice day.

The growing dark is ending now

And Spring is on its way.

Oh, tidings of comfort and joy,

Comfort and joy!

Oh, tidings of comfort and joy…”

Before Emilyn could continue singing, the distant noises of an aerial jet had caught the wind in her ears. Her hands stopped carving and she opened her eyes, looking towards a nearby window to see a familiar face smirk at her. “I didn’t think you’d stop by today, Starscream.” Emilyn approached the window, opening it to look at his face.

“My plans haven’t been the greatest this year, and I’m tired. What better way to relax than to accompany my little moon~?” He said slyly, Emilyn blushing just a bit as he moved a digit to caress her cheek. “You’re lucky I’m in a good mood to handle your flirts. Might as well come in.” Starscream smirked, drawing back his digit and walking to her door. Emilyn closed her window and opened the door, the Decepticon now mass displaced.

It wouldn’t be long before Starscream took notice of Emilyn’s little project, and he walked over with curiosity. “What are you making here?” Emilyn turned, smiling just a little bit before taking a seat back down. “It’s a yule log, just something to celebrate for this year…” Her words slightly drifted when turning to face Starscream, confusion glinted slightly in his crimson optics. “Oh, right… You’re probably not aware of Yule or Christmas, huh?”

“No, I’m not. Perhaps you can give me some insight later…” The Decepticon spoke, grabbing a chair of his own to sit next to Emilyn. She chuckled, keeping that as a mental note in the back of her mind. “Alright well, you can watch what I’m doing if you want. Up to you.” With that, Emilyn got back to carving, and Starscream watched intently, curiosity soon drifting towards the other items around her. There were a few candles, greenery branches of pine and cedar, not to mention dried fruits and pinecones.

“Quite the inventory of primitive materials, but what does one do with all of this?” Starscream spoke, plucking a pine branch in between his fingers to get a feel. Emilyn turned towards him, grabbing that branch and placing it back into the nearby pile. “You decorate this log, and supposedly it brings good luck and warmth to those who light the candles. It also wards off bad energy from harming you.” Ah, superstitious stuff. He should’ve guessed. “Peh, superstitious and magical nonsense. Humans are weird.”

That was enough to have Emilyn frown at Starscream, who laughed and smirked. “Well, not nonsense to you, my dear.” She rolled her eyes, grabbing the nearby hot glue gun and the pine branch he was fiddling with earlier. “Does magic not exist as a concept to you guys?” She turned to face Starscream, who placed a couple of digits on his chin in thought. “Not as much as you’d like to think. It exists in concept, but it was never said to be shown.” Huh, so it did exist in some way at least.

“That makes sense, given you and the Autobots are from a planet of metal, right?” Starscream nodded, albeit frowned a bit at the mention of the Autobots. “Magic can’t exist in a place that has metal, or iron. One of the two.” Emilyn spoke, Starscream watching carefully with curious optics as she glued the various nature pieces she had gathered onto the log. “I like to believe that even within today’s times, there’s still magic in this world. Hell, there might be pixies and fairies dancing outside my house right now and I wouldn’t even know it.”

Starscream looked in quiet awe seeing the once naked log now adorned in pine branches and dried fruits, not to mention the interesting scent it gave off. It surely was something magical, but it felt like something was also missing. Luckily, Emilyn was just about to get to that when grabbing ahold of the long candles. “Alright, I’m gonna need your help on this one. You’re gonna hold these perfectly still while I add glue onto the bottom.” The Decepticon looked in confusion but grabbed one of the candles nonetheless. It felt waxy amongst his digits, but it was a nice shade of red. He watched as Emilyn took the glue gun, adding a nice warm dollop to the bottom.

“What do you do once you’re done with this… ‘yule log’?” He asked curiously, Emilyn moving the glue gun away to glue the sides of the holes she carved out earlier. “Well, you just kinda leave it somewhere nice to burn until the end of Christmas. There’s not much else to it.” He nods, Emilyn taking the candle and placing it on the far right. “Only two more and then we’re done.”

“Maybe after we’re finished, I can explain Yule to you.” Hearing that, Starscream smirked lightly and chuckled.

He’d appreciate that very much.

[space-payacho]

a lost light liason with makima vibes would be a mess

[pinkanonwrites]

HANDS-ON LEARNING

Read 'Handle With Care' here!

Rodimus/Human Reader, NSFW, First Contact AU, AFAB Reader, GN Pronouns, G/T, Experimental Sex, Fingering, Oral (Receiving)

Since this is a First Contact fic, dialogue that is both bold and italicized are words that both the reader and Rodimus understand.

NSFW UNDER THE CUT!

Of all the ideas you'd had over the course of your life, this had to be one of the worst.

Granted, it wasn't as bad as trying to follow the blinking light into the woods after your car broke down, only to end up abducted by aliens. But it was pretty high up there.

But between said abduction and your ensuing rescue by the gigantic alien robots and the spaceship they called home, you hadn't exactly had a lot of time to yourself. And after days melted into weeks and you eventually began to lose track of how long it had been since you had been plucked from Earth, you were starting to get a little… wound up.

Most days were spent in between the massive metal fingers of a robot that you were pretty sure was named Rodimus as he shuttled you from room to room and presented you to his fellow crew members like a first-grader showing off their new pet hamster. But despite the glaring communication barrier and the ever-present threat of being squashed under foot, Rodimus was very careful with you. He made sure you were safe and comfortable, never picked you up without letting you know ahead of time, and did his best to communicate simple thoughts and ideas with you through hilarious, size-difference charades. It could be a little awkward sometimes, but he was nice! It was nice.

And then, about a week ago, Rodimus accidentally made you cum so hard you almost blacked out. And you couldn't stop thinking about it.

But honestly, how were you supposed to stop thinking about it? Sure, it was an accident, (or you were pretty sure it was, at least. Giant robot charades isn't always a perfect system) but it was an accident that refused to leave your mind. When Rodimus would lay on his big slab of metal to sleep, or recharge his batteries, or whatever it was that giant robots did at bedtime, you'd be lying awake in the little habitat he'd built for you out of his desk craving the sensation of sitting on the world's best and most attentive washing machine and letting the vibrations spark stars behind your eyelids.

So maybe it was a bit stupid, and horny, and frankly desperate to search out that feeling again from a guy four times your size who could crush you in his hand like a grape if he ever wanted to. But God damn if it wouldn't be worth it.

So that's how you found yourself in the position you are now. Naked, sprawled back against the surface of the desk with one of Rodimus's massive hands cradling your upper body, and a giant finger from the other tracing up the inner curve of your thigh. He seemed almost enchanted by the way your goosebumps rippled to the surface beneath his touch, letting out a pleased, mechanical warble.

He seemed to adore your softness compared to the rigid metal of his own skin, as Rodimus liked to squish you quite a bit. Never enough to hurt, just enough to feel the warm press of your skin between the joints of his fingers and hands, or to drag a curious fingertip down your cheek. But there was a particular meekness with the way he touched you right now, like he was only just realizing how easy it would be for him to hurt you. It was painfully sweet, and if you weren't absolutely aching for something more right now you may have been content to let him continue his gentle fondling.

"C'mon, big guy." You murmured instead, resting your hand around his wrist and pulling him up closer to the apex of your thighs. He let out a soft, surprised revving sound at your boldness, glancing at your face a few times before finally pressing the top of his finger up between your thighs, lying flush against your folds. If you had to compare the sensation, you'd say the feeling of leaning a little too far forward on a motorcycle seat was similar. It was warm, rumbling, pressing up against all the right places, but not quite enough to get you anywhere you really wanted. Still, you couldn't stifle your shaky moan, and that seemed to really get him going.

"Yes?..." He all but purred, one of the few words you had actually managed to learn between the two of you. The pointed chevron of his brow seemed to quirk up a bit on one side as he glanced down at his thick finger between your legs before back up to your gaze.

"Yes. It's good, I just… want more." You knew he couldn't understand your words, but the slow roll of your hips and the slick coating of your arousal over his knuckle seemed to get the message across just fine. He rocked his finger up against you, wet with your drooling heat as the jut of the joint slid up and over your clit again, and again, and again. Still slow, yes, but almost painfully good. Your hips jerked towards the sensation and he cooed, engine rumbling louder to course vibrations up through your aching cunt.

He murmured your name, or the best that he could approximate in his echoey, mechanical trill. From the hand cradling your upper body his massive thumb slid forward, dragging along the curve of your jaw and down to the jut of your collarbone with a delicate curiosity. Panting, you let yourself melt into his touch, rolling your hips against his other hand and shuddering at every other press that seemed to hit just the right spot. Fuck, this was good. Better than good, you felt like your brain was going to melt out of your ears, molten heat pooling low in your stomach as a pleasant buzz of arousal seemed to crawl through your muscles and out to the tips of your fingers and toes. It was probably way too early to be cumming, but you'd been pent-up for far too long already and the relentless vibrations only pushed you higher and higher, a rubber band threatening to snap as you gasped and shuddered and tossed your head back against Rodimus's enormous metal palm.

It was all you could do to keep your feet from kicking out as your orgasm washed over you, the aching clench of your cunt around nothing making you whine as his fingers slowed to a lazy, comfortable stroking. You blinked blearily up at him, a look of incredibly sly pride on his face as you went limp and content in his palm.

"Fuck, Rodimus." You groaned. It startled you, the sheer volume of his engine's snarl in response to your simple, fucked-out sigh of his name. But more surprising was the sudden press of two blunt fingers against your messy hole, slippery with your own arousal as they tried to work their way into you. "W-Wait! Rodimus, fuck, it's not gonna fi-MMGH!?"

With a wet pop, the tips of his two massive fingers slipped into your still-twitching cunt, stretching you wider than you'd ever been before. Even one of his fingers was more than big enough for you, but he somehow fit two? Your entire body trembled as you flopped back, slave to the impossible stretch and press of unrelenting metal against your most sensitive spots. Whimpers and groans were forced from your body with each minute flex and press of his fingers deeper, deeper, scraping spots you could never reach with your own two hands and stuffing you so full you felt like you couldn't breathe in properly. The heat that had only just receded was building again, impossibly quick, a tingling jolt underneath your skin that made the muscles of your legs twitch and kick outside of your own control as your mind struggled between spearing yourself further on this impossible stretch or wriggling helplessly away.

He was talking again, an incomprehensible clutter of mechanized boops and whirrs that you only barely managed to process in your pleasure-drunk mind. Then, with a sudden rush of motion and swoop of your stomach with the G-force, you were cradled off of the table with his free hand and held up to his face. There was a glow to his cheeks, a bead of liquid trailing down the side of his helmet as he gazed down at you. Robots could blush? And sweat? Apparently this one could, a gush of warm heat rolling over your body as he huffed, mouth hanging slightly open. Behind his giant teeth you could see a peek of a silver-grey tongue, a rippling smooth expanse of rubber and metal-mesh that crept towards you until Rodimus dragged it oh-so-carefully up the length of your cunt.

"FUCK!" You wailed, hands scrabbling for purchase against the joints and bends of Rodimus's hand as he swept his massive tongue between your folds. He let out a low, growling groan at the taste, burying his face between your thighs as he stroked and massaged your pulsing clit with the tip of his tongue. His fingers kept working, curling up towards your stomach on each thrust as you sobbed, abandoning your grip on his hand to clutch to the yellow chevron on his brow like your life depended on it. Your head was swimming, buzzing so intensely with heat that you could barely form a thought beyond the deep, impending well of your next orgasm. It pulsed from so deeply within you, a relentless wall of pleasure rushing towards you faster than you could prepare yourself for. All you could do was cling desperately to Rodimus's brow and hold on for the ride, sobbing and gasping and shivering as it crept ever higher, warmth blossoming out from your cunt and crawling across your shaky frame as pleasure exploded behind your eyelids. You wailed his name again, barely comprehensible, as each press of his fingers forced a gush of slick from your quivering hole and spattered into his giant palm. As quickly as it came his tongue swept it gently away, fingers slowing and letting out a low, melodic hum as your wails and moans trailed off into soft, sniffly whimpers. Finally, finally, after what felt like an eternity but couldn't have been more than a minute at most, he began to lower you carefully back down onto the desk, thumb rubbing a tear from your cheek as he pulled his fingers from your puffy, overworked cunt.

He cooed your name again, cradling your body in both palms. "Good?" He murmured, warmth from his metal palms seeping directly into your sweaty skin and aching muscles. You heaved another shaky breath, unable to form words so you instead shot the giant mech a wavering thumbs-up. In any other scenario that may have been a cripplingly embarrassing response to what was possibly the best orgasm of your life, but it pulled a beaming smile to Rodimus's face regardless.

In a few minutes the tacky feel of slick and sweat and robot saliva drying on your skin would begin to border on intolerable, and you knew you'd eventually have to rise to fawn-like legs and stumble to clean yourself up. But for now you were more than happy to lay sprawled in your giant companion's grasp.

Hell, maybe he'd even help you take a bath, too. After all, it's not like you had anything left to hide.

[bird-in-the-space]

The Ocean City's Head of Security

Imagine being Ocean City's head of security. You are its ruthless techno-organic protector, and responsible for Kicker's and Ironhide's training when Optimus places them under your care.

(Author note: I decided to check out Transformers Energon. It had a good first episode but the rest of the storyline felt like a hay fewer crack joke. However, it gave me this idea.)

Warnings: gn neutral reader, mentions of reader having been married, some angst, having a child, being Kicker's and Ironhide's babysitter, some bots being afraid of reader, and reader being a ruthless trainer.

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- You oversaw and maintained Ocean City’s defense systems and overall security. It was a simple job, but good enough for you. After the war, you wanted nothing to do with field missions and raise your five-year-old daughter in a safe environment. 

- Optimus, who had been supportive and understanding of your decision, helped you get assigned to this job. You were grateful because as a techno-organic, there were not many places you could belong and after the unfortunate passing of your wife, you decided to make Ocean City your new home for you and your daughter. 

- The human and cybertronian citizens of Ocean City held great respect for you. You were technically a war hero due to your contributions to the war and they felt safe because they knew about your fierce reputation, which meant no Decepticon would dare to attack Ocean City as long as you were there. 

- You were strict about rules and regulations. However, you were lenient and kind toward people. It was mostly thanks to your wife, who was the one to help you find humanity within yourself and care for those who can’t protect themselves. 

- As a techno-organic, you were taller than the other humans. Most people would barely reach your hips. You were even taller than the minicons. Your body was made out of metal and you had a visible power core in your chest, where your heart used to be. It allowed you to be stronger and faster than any human, and as durable as cybertronian. You possessed many abilities due to the energon in your veins and you had built-in blades, which you rarely used unless in emergencies. 

- You have an armor that you decided to store away after the war. You saw no need for it but had it at your disposal in case there was a serious attack and close combat was imminent. There were still some Decepticons who did not accept their defeat in the war. 

- You hoped there would be no need for it as it was one of the last things you had from your creators, the Quintessons, who were long gone but couldn't throw it away due to its importance in battles. 

- After the war you wanted to store it away, and took the name your wife gave you, as your original name was also given by your creators and which you associated with war and your reputation. You wanted to leave them behind and have a new beginning. 

- When the Terrorcons came and attacked, you knew something was going on as you could sense the essence that was similar to your creators. You told Optimus and together with the rest of the Autobots figured out the attack had something to do with Unicron, though, the identity of the one in charge was still unclear. 

- You stayed behind when the evacuation order was given, due to your position as the head of security and reluctance to abandon your home. Optimus did not put any protest though he was worried about your daughter staying behind as well. You assured him she would be safe with you in the city. You had safety protocols and you knew all the escape routes incase something happened. 

- When Optimus asked you to train Kicker and the Autobot rookie Ironhide, you agreed as it was important to have capable soldiers in the field. 

- You knew Kicker well as you were friends with his family. He was hot-headed and had a problem with Cybertronians. You found nothing wrong with his opinion as everyone had the right to their own views. However, his problem with following orders had often led him into life-threatening situations and his overconfidence made him more of a burden on the battlefield even with the suit his father provided him. 

- You did know much about Ironhide, but from a short encounter, you knew he was inexperienced and constantly sought approval from his peers. He was also just as hot-headed as Kicker so perhaps that’s why Optimus assigned them together.  

- They were not very pleased after hearing you would be training them. Kicker was certain he was capable of watching over himself and Ironhide complained that he was already trained in combat. 

- So, upon their first training day, you pointed out their flaws and ensured you were not to be taken lightly. 

- You offered them a challenge. If they manage to beat you in a fight, then you will allow them to join as many missions as they like. If they fail, they will have to attend your training sessions without complaint and you will be more ruthless than on. 

- The pair accepted it without hesitation. They were confident and they were clearly underestimating you — a big mistake. 

- The fight didn’t last long. You evaded and blocked their every attack while pointing out the faults in their fighting style. They did not even try to work together, they threw more insults at each other than fists toward you. It was like a pair of kids were trying to fight you. Ironhide was clearly unaware of your strength because he was shocked when you easily threw him against the wall. You then used your abilities to make clones of yourself to surround Kicker which caused him to complain about fairness. 

- You reminded him never to rely on his opponents to be fair in the fight. He then tried to attack and you easily kicked him against the wall. You didn’t need to worry about injuring him as his suit protected him enough. You then gave him a fright when you charged at him and pushed your blade against his neck. 

- The pair were shaking with fear at the sight of your weapon. You then retracted your blade back into your arm and declared that they had failed the challenge. 

- You pointed out their flaws again and called them a pair of ‘Doofuses’ before declaring the end of the session and seeing them on the next one. 

- The two became afraid of you, and disgruntledly attended your training sessions because otherwise they couldn't join Optimus and the other Autobots on their missions.

- Your training sessions were ruthless and they did a lot of complaining even if the tasks you gave them were simple. They were challenging to work with, but you were determined to improve their fighting skills, and abilities to work as a team, and help them grow as people. 

- It took a few months before you started seeing improvement. Kicker finally saw the importance of following orders and being aware of his own capabilities. Ironhide became more confident in himself. Most importantly, the two knew how to work as a team together and with the other Autobots. 

- They even began to respect you and sometimes sought guidance from you. You were no longer the heartless stuck-up trainer they saw you as at the beginning of their training. 

- Alongside their training, you ensured the safety of the Ocean City, which allowed Optimus to take more field missions and concern himself with other things. He was aware of your capabilities, so he had full faith that Ocean City would be safe under your watch. 

- It was not challenging, but with most people gone. You had extra tasks of making sure the place stayed clean with cleaner droids and the Omnicons were able to work in peace. It was time taking, but luckily you had your trusty owl-minicon, Claw, to assist you with those tasks. 

- You have a peculiar friendship with Demolisher. Even though he still wore the Decepticon badge and was put often on door guard duty, you made an effort to treat him with respect and decency. You even sometimes included him in simple activities like taking walks together, having lunch, and sometimes even inviting him on movie nights with you and your daughter. 

- He was first put off by this. He was aware of your former reputation so he was afraid of you. However, when you continued inviting him to these simple activities and sometimes made a  casual conversation during maintenance checkups, he kinda began to look forward to them and got used to you and your daughter. 

- He was especially taken aback when you later checked on the status of his friend who was placed on the Lunar City after a Terrorcon attack, since the Autobots did not have time to do so, and assured him that his friend was alright. 

- He did not want to admit it, but you treated him better than the Autobots, who still mistrusted him due to his association with the Decepticons. He did not trust them either but you and your daughter made it somewhat tolerable. 

- Your daughter oddly liked him very much. Maybe because he was often in the city, so perhaps she was used to seeing him more. He was first scared since she was your adopted kid from your marriage, so that’s why he never dared to refuse your daughter when she wanted him to join tea parties or play dolls together. You assured him he did not need to be afraid or comply with your daughter’s requests. He did not know what else to make of it, he was not used to having a choice to say no when his superiors were involved. 

- However, when one time your daughter decided to dress up like him for Halloween, having made a costume from cardboard that turned into a mini tank, he nearly had a spark attack because he thought it was cute. 

- He might have then grown a soft spot for her and quietly enjoyed how he was her favorite unlike the Autobots.

[screamingseeker]

heyyy could i request headcanons (or anything) for knock out or starscream with a captured m.e.c.h member reader? reader is knowledgeable about cybertronian physiology (took one apart before), is generally sinister and snarky but shows a flirty side of themselves when prompted?

♡ Starscream was too quick to dismiss you as just another human insect that he was shocked - SHOCKED when you turned out to be his equal in terms of intelligence and snark.

♡ The seeker actually gets a bit flustered the first time you show your vicious streak.

♡ He never imagined a soft, squishy human could be so cruel and it actually endears you to him.

♡ You find yourself stuck with Starscream taking on the responsibility of your "handler". It's all an act so he can get to pick apart that fascinating, twisted little mind of yours.

♡ Starscream often asked for your opinions on how to discipline the troops and your harsh punishments would make his spark race.

♡ And when you responded flirtatiously to one of his compliments? He nearly lost his mind.

♡ Being flirted with by a human should have disgusted him. He should have threatened to terminate you, but he found he liked it.

♡ Starscream had grown fond of you.

♡ Knock Out is delighted to find a kindred spirit in a human, of all creatures.

♡ At first, it started out as a friendly sort of rivalry.

♡ "Oh? You think you know more than I do, human? Prove it."

♡ Knock Out liked to test your knowledge of Cybertronian physiology. He'd point out something and intentionally use the wrong name or purpose for it to see if you would correct him.

♡ He found it ridiculously attractive when you did, showing off your knowledge.

♡ The verbal sparring? Legendary.

♡ Knock Out was grateful for your company. Ever since he lost Breakdown, he's missed having someone to tease and provoke, and Starscream takes what he says too personally.

♡ You quickly became his "darling human".

♡ Knock Out was the first to flirt, of course, but it took him by complete surprise when you actually flirted back. From that moment on, Knock Out took every opportunity to try to fluster his sick little darling.

[till-all-are-fuck]

Rodimus, walking up: Pissing alone, handsome?

Megatron:

Megatron: What????