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Quick animation, featuring space WooSan!
#their smoothie is so fucked up#there's granola in it#why is it like that#anyways#voice acting credits to my blender#it did a good job#my art#animation#ateez fanart#my writing#technically ig#this was fun to do!
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I find I'm still stuck in place after so long.
#great god grove#ggg grujaja#bizzyboy gr#ggg bizzyboys#booooo booo Aotuurle made another image relating to song lyrics BOOOOOOOOOOO BOOOOOOOO#BOO THEM OFF THE STAGE#fun fact i have a whole brain amv for the song the lyrics are from for this guy. oops#anyway yeah.#gr feeling stuck in place because of anxiety and circumstance and not having anywhere else to go#and relying on a coping mechanism for over 20 years at least in my headcanons#feeling bad about himself that this is *all* he is after so long. someone afraid to break out of his comfort and perceived safety from fear#scared that this will be all there is. but more scared to change n stop seeing almost nothing and muffling himself from the outside world#so he stays in the cone blindly devoted to every word#i have so many thoughts about this guy its horrible in here#giving this guy a huge smoothie and wrapping him in hello kitty blankets. im sorry i fucked u up dude. i cant fix this one#what being my favorite does to you. sorry
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*points at bruce and danny in 'late at night when the nightingale sings'* THESE TWO MFERS MEAN SO MUCH TO MEEEE
no thoughts head empty just these two socially inept fools finding family in one another. like yes you go you funky little death omens stole that one from a comment on the fic, so if you see this you know who you are, discover that family isn't only tied in blood.
bUT onto less mushy stuff: these two being shenaniganizers; tomfools. Bruce realized that Danny didn't actually know he was Bruce Wayne and instead of going "oh actually im bruce wayne" he went; "hrm... how long can i keep this going until he realizes...."
like. i think they deserve to be the sillies. just utter goobers the both of them. like, danny makes the wittiest side comments, dry quips, under his breath towards Bruce while they're out in public (Danny covering his face with a face mask) and Bruce is trying not to laugh. Meanwhile if Bruce makes one sly comment about someone to Danny, Danny's gonna collapse with laughter.
Bruce plays straightman in most of their bits, he has the best fucking poker face. But also I firmly believe he does actually enjoy Danny's puns. Look me in the eyes- look me in the eyes. Try and tell me that a man that willingly agrees to call a car "the batmobile" even after his eight year old ward grows up (thus negating the need to go along with his antics) doesn't enjoy a good, well-placed pun. Look me in the eyes and try to tell me that. That's right you can't.
He's gonna spit out a well-placed pun in the driest, most boring Batman Voice Ever one day while he's getting ready for patrol, and Danny's gonna fucking die of laughter. He's gonna lose his mind. Bruce is going to have a half-dead sickly teenager laughing his lungs out in the chair. That's a new core memory right there, every time Danny thinks about that he's gonna start giggling.
just!!! these two making each other laugh! That's so important to me. So so much. I nEED Danny to get Bruce to smile and laugh and I need Bruce to make Danny do the same. Danny's all snark and sass and Bruce is all deadpan and dry quips. Do you all see my vision.
#dpxdc#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dp x dc#dpxdc crossover#dp x dc prompt#blood blossom au#firm believer of bruce having a sense of humor. batman being a troll is my favorite thing ever. mister 'i assaulted three [officers]'#they're banned from the kitchen but only when its the two of them unsupervised because they'll make a mess. Danny's not used to working wit#machinery that doesnt spontaneously come to life sometimes and Bruce is Bruce. They tried making a smoothie once and it ended in disaster#there was smushed frozen berries and milk all over the counter and cabinets. it got all over them. the floOR was a slipnslide. danny smelt#like rasp+blackberries all day and so did bruce. the last time they tried to make pancakes together it ended in an impromptu flour fight#flour EVERYWHERe. they both looked like ghosts. Danny started it. he took a glob of the batter and smushed it on Bruce's face.#bruce merely retaliated. that was the incident that got them officially banned from the kitchen without alfred's direct supervision#they can be there individually but not together. that's just spelling trouble#have the vivid mental image of Danny (masquerading as Jackson) looking around Bruce at some other rich socialite with just combination#baffled and deadpan look on his face. before looking up at Bruce and flatly going 'i think we're gonna have to kill this guy Buzz'#and Bruce just takes a sip from his champagne flute. He looks equally unimpressed. And quietly so that only Danny hears him. goes *'fuck'*#except he does it in the Batman Voice. and Danny has to hide his face in the back of Bruce's suit jacket to hide his laughter.#ALL OF THE INSIDE JOKES GUYS. ITS ABOUT THE DOMESTICITY. THE LAUGHTER THE JOY THE GOOD FEELS#*GRIPS YOU BY THE SHOULDERS WITH HEAVY BREATHING* DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE VISION. ITS THE RELEARNING TO LOVE AND BE LOVED
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today my coworker, a like 6'3 cishet white boy, spilled a bunch of milk and in front of customers just said, in the most miserable tone anyone's ever said anything, "i feel like a cow right now. like all that milk just came out of my udders." i had to walk to the back and do some deep breathing exercises.
#iiii almost fucking died#he's so funny like genuinely had to keep myself from giggling constantly today bc like#he's just. definition of a himbo it's great#he was making a strawberry shortcake smoothie and just singing to himself about it#after we locked up he walked out and dead seriously went#'wait which one is my car?' bc a car of a similar make was parked way across the parking lot#both had very identifiable stickers#absolutely incredible man
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I've had a little request/prompt in my head for you for ages, bc it relates specifically to your characterization of Blitzwing. You have established that your version is constantly plagued by processor-splitting headaches. How do you think he'd react to the realization that his headache is GONE when he's around his S/O?
Midnight I've rotated this ask in my head like a snowglobe for weeks - thank you for being one of the biggest fans of Blitzwing on this blog, genuinely love your prompts for the guy.
I didn't even realise I'd put headaches in every headcannon but I went back and reread my stuff and. Yeah - chronic headache is now a Thing. Due to the severity of the triplechanger process it felt a bit 'handwavy-poweroflove-sumthin'-sumthin' to render them GONE, but Better? Better I can do. Hope You Enjoy!
Tw: descriptions of migraines/pain, allusions to maladaptive coping with said pain, kidnapping but like. In the Megamind way.
Blitzwing x Reader: 'Headaches'
Ever since the triple changer surgery, Blitzwing has a had a constant, splitting pain in his helm that pain blockers and all manner of defrags won’t touch. (And no it’s not his alters, ha ha funny joke fragging die-)
He’s not sure if it’s somenting physical, and he doesn’t trust Blackarachnia’s surgery technique one iota, but the deed is done. The pain never fades. Sometimes it lances through him so sharply that it forces his audio and visual feed to cut, rendering him blind and deaf at the worst moments.
And on other days it races down his spinal strut and through his wings to the point that even gentle breezes feel like sandpaper, his touch sensors scrambled and sore.
On better days it’s a low, pulsing, grinding ache at the tip of his neck and behind his optics, and at the seams of his faces. One that can be covered up by other, newer pains, or by switching faces so fast he gets dizzy.
Coping mechanisms are coping mechanisms, if you call him out then congratulations for sacrificing yourself to the Decepticon cause for target practice.
Upon meeting you (aka – scooping you off the street for a hostage meatshield and subsequently being told to keep you for a bit), his headache pulsed so badly that his balance teetered and he nearly crushed you in his fist. Great. One more thing to fragging deal with.
Your specific hostage situation didn’t take long, only a few days due to Prowl and his cyberninja sneaky ways, but you left a genuinely lovely impression on Blitzwing in the meantime. Not too screechy, no unnecessary fluids, a sense of slightly unhinged humour?? 10/10 would kidnap again!
So he does.
Little and often, in snatches and starts. And it isn’t immediately obvious to either party, but there’s a...lightness, creeping in. Like sounds are clearer, and his head has room for more stuff. He shrugs it off and thinks nothing of it, distracted and humming along as you chat about anything and everything - kicking your feet inside his cockpit.
Apparently a quirk of both biology and technology, is that the mind will translate emotional and mental hurt into physical hurt. Ease the former...and the physical will begin to follow.
Huh.
It still takes him several months to recognise that with you and you alone, he loosens up and calms down enough that the pain is lower than it has been in years.
Never gone, but better. And that’s more than he’d ever expected.
#thalassa responds#thanks for the ask!#blitzwing x reader#tfa blitzwing#blitzwing#yeah no seriously that surgery is so fucked up on a conceptual level#there's no way he's not come out of it with chronic pain of SOME kind#give that mech a break some playdoh and a smoothie#transformers animated#maccadam
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Fell back asleep for a while (still have a horrible headache btw) and I had the most disturbing dream that I'm going to tell you guys about in the tags
#so i was on a road trip with a bunch of people i dont even know and there were like 10 of us packed into a van#and they were so fucking loud and my head was hurting even in my dream so i was like CAN EVERYONE PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP#and we get to this hotel or like house place thats like a hotel#amd we go inside and i go check the fridge and there was a thick lemonade snoothie looking drink in this clear pitcher in the fridge#and i pulled it out and look inside and there was a live fucking lizard in there all covered in the smoothie stuff trying to escape#and i was like damn i should let that outside in a minute#but i went to looks for meds first bc like i said my head was hurting even in my dream#and when i come back the pitcher is empty (no lizard no smoothie stuff)#and i was like ...... did someone drink this??#and this guy was like nah that was cake batter i put in the oven#and i was like YOU FUCKING PUT IT WHERE????#so i get this sheet pan out of the oven and there is a half baked cake and in the middle was the lizard all charred and dead looking#and i was like fuck dude you killed it#but then#BUT THEN#the fucking lizard gets up and jumped out of the cake batter and starts speed running around the place like up on the walls and ceiling#and it seemed pissed as hell#like rightfully so bc someone tried to bake it into a cake but still#so i was running around trying to stay away from it bc i got the impression that it would bite whoever it got close to#and then i woke up and for a second it felt like something was crawling on me#and i had a small/brief panic as i checked the bed for any lizards (there was nothing there)#and now im awake and my head hurts even worse and my throat hurts and my body hurts and its very possible that im sick
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hold on im still too mad at this one fucking guest to take a nap i need to be a hater for a minute
#so when i say hell on earth kinda day i mean HELL ON EARTH kinda day#we had a large bus travel group from slovakia and then some other guests and it was almost a hundred people for breakfast#the bus group all came at the same time they descended onto the buffet like fucking seagulls i swearrrrr#and i divided tasks like i had two helpers with me in the kitchen so one guys job was just to gather dirty dishes + washing + taking clean#ones back out#and the other guy running around the buffet checking whats needed + restockjng the cold food + telling me all the hot stuff that needs#refilling. so i was in the kitchen making all the hot foods on constant rotation + chopping fruits and making smoothies and shit#and like we managed. WE MANAGED. the buffet was never even half empty at any point like yes there was always something that was empty but#dude who cares if the vanilla yoghurt is empty for 5 mins just pick something else.#and everyone was happy with their breakfast and really nice when asking if we have more of this and that etc and then there was one lady#this ONE FUCKINGGGG lady i swear i almost threw hands#she was complaining about everythinggggggggggg#about there not being any more fried eggs (already in the pan. done in 2 mins. but when helper nr2 told her that she said well why did we#run put in the first place) about the bread station being full of crumbs like girl its BREAD. my giy was running up and down the buffet#wiping it off and cleaning as fast as he could but if you allow people to cut their own bread there will be fucking crumbs. the fuck.#then she also didnt like how the butter looked bc OBV people kept using the butter and no matter how many times you go in and make it look#neat again as soon as the next person takes some it will not look picture perfect anymore#like while i was running back and forth restocking stuff with my arms full she TOOK MY ARM and pointed at things and was like#'this looks shit' so does your fucking face but you dont see me getting physical about it#and then when i came out with a big tray of fresh glasses and cups she pointed to where someone had spilled some water at the dispenser and#went 'there is water on the buffet' (far away from any food + literally its just water) and i said 'yes i know' and she goes 'well it doesnt#look very appealing. this is the worst buffet ive ever seen' and i go 'well surely you have seen how busy we are' and she FUCKING GOES#'i dont care. i paid money for this.' and i go 'well that makes two of us for not caring. we'll get to it when we have the time.' and she#said something else idk what bc i was finished with my task and had SHIT TO DO BC PPL WERE STILL EATING#so i just turned and ran back to the kitchen to keep working#actually i got back to the kitchen and said to guy nr1 'i need to go punch something' and then went out the back and started kicking the#shit out of a pile of paper boxes and THEN i continued working#and then she started TAKING PICTURES of everything she didnt like of the buffet like full offense i hope she gets hit by a bus#like with some people you can just tell they never worked a day in the service industry and no matter what you do theyll keep complaining#anyways :) tag limit. apparently. so its nap time now. honk shoo snork mimimi and so forth <3
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endless open wide road running through the sky
#goods#songs to love#yannis philippakis#hypercolour#havent listened to this in awhile it just came.on my gettong things done mix#and wow i got flung to covid summer that was so fucking weird and i was weird then too#the energy was so unruly then right?! like.wtf was even going on cosmically i meam#anygodamnway#heres wonderwall#fav#i want to take his voice in this and blend it all up into my smoothie as an ingrediment#SoundCloud
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I really do love how the fandom has their ship but man do I wanna see a bit more of the rivals to codependent to lovers route more
#satosugu#in which them beefing in the gym was hilarious to me and i wanna see that be a part of their early friendship stages#and THEN it turns out theyre both so stupid they just wanna kiss each other#you know that whole yakuza vibes where fighting definitely means more than just fighting#idc what anyone says#alot of yakuza could have been solved if they'd shut the fuck up and talked in some cases kissed even#anyway#i need fics where they talk about how fucked gojo's mental state must be over all#cause your telling me someone who was born so powerful and is hated because of it and only treated well (in a distant sort of way) is okay?#like damn geto had him snatched with that one scene#i need more shoko love frfr also#also does geto ecen eat given he has to eat curses and shit like they cant put that shit in some soup or a smoothie or something???#i need a fic where gojo cries but like the quiet kind cause he's always been the stronfest and strong people would never cry like a weakling#type shit#i want a fic where gojo learns new emotions as he's taught to unlearn the damage his title and family have given him#like genuine joy or non deadly fear or or crying is okay#i need geto to have a support system thats not just gojo like theyre each others number one's but theyr both fucked up#they needed adult nanami in their lives imo cause my guy seems to be the only one who got it
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I laughed and got nauseous, but the video I'm watching is too funny and fun to stop watching, so I have to keep taking breaks.
It's not like I'm hysterically gasping for breath and rolling on the floor laughing. It's just normal giggles and chuckles and hahaha laughing!
#ramblings#the first one gag was serious#i ran to the bathroom and almost threw up in 10 seconds#had to stand there staring into the void for a bit once the terror passed but the nausea stayed#but now it's just a lingering annoyance that subtly flares and then i pause the video and do something else for awhile#my head kinda hurts on and off today#i wonder if that's the cause#or my throat is fucked for some reason and that's the cause#or my body is just stupid and an orange made my tongue burn again so i should just stop asking questions#is it acid reflex but i don't feel it actually in my stomach or chest at all for some reason???#oh wait no questions#i am going to drink a smoothie and start the video again soon#and probably take a pain killer since i think i should be allowed to now :)
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in other news this is like week 5 or 6 in a row of me making the same apple oatmeal for the week's breakfasts
#sasha speaks#probably something i will get sick of soon and turn onto something else for a while but for now i'm enjoying this ride#it's pretty easy to make it tastes great it's pretty good for me it's east to heat up and eat during the week#i will often make and eat the same thing many times in a short period of time and then move on to something else for another while#but apple oatmeal is going strong in 2025 so far.#anyway it's a good thing too because i just discovered MY BREAD WENT BAD AGAIN!!! FUCK !!#i just got my week's groceries done too with the expectation of pbjs for rehearsal but now !!!#damn frustration!! i hope i have something in the freezer that might still work.#i have some bread buried in there but it might be freezer burned by now. we'll see#ig in a pinch i could do another shameful midweek trip to tj's on tues or thurs for bread and protein smoothies#but i will not be happy about it
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Ok so our not so gentle reminder not to overwork ourselves is not even making it to the bed before passing out and then upon being woken back up both of our legs gave out on us in front of our parents who just watched us hit every possible object as we fell onto the ground. Absolutely awful job guys i straight up dont think we could have done it any worse
#josé speaks#i actually miss my old body so bad this is driving me insane#wdym i cant even fucking stand anymore. fuck you????#whatever. its been 25 hours since ive had a real meal (cause lets me fr a smoothie and one bite of spam doesnt count)#but i literally cannot make myself food. i cant fucking stand#this is actually agony. if theres a god they clearly dont like us much#literally nothing i can do abt this though so i guess im going to sleep and close off the day with not even one meal#ive already been taught a lesson in ignoring our probably a disability and how it will only cause me more harm. im just giving up.#my broke ass can NOT afford delivery food#wish me luck in tomorrow sucking a bit less
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#personal#GODDDDDDD fuck ive thrown up three or four times today and have had horrible other stomach problems and now on top of all that im pretty#sure this has exacerbated my period symptoms bc now my lower back hurts like hell and my legs are so achy and every time istand up i get#lightheaded#it took me a fucking hour to make a smoothie for myself bc i kept feeling weak and at one point had to run upstairs to Expel My Insides in#the middle of it#also all of this means no auditions for me today 👍🏻 messaged director to let her know i wouldn’t be coming in and also to ask her to tell#stage manager that despite my bailing on this i do plan to be involved in crew still 👍🏻 since the stage manager told me she’d see me at#auditions since she’s part of the audition committee. anyway director messaged back saying i could do an email audition which was very#nice of her so i guess im supposed to send a vid of me singing + reading some sides + following a choreographed routine once she sends me#the guide for that which she said she would do later… since she like just said that im guessing it will be like 9 at least by the time she#gets it to me so hopefully it’s fine if i do that tmrw morning instead of tonight bc i don’t want to disturb my roommates#<- we are all students btw sorry this is making it sound like i have a weirdly informal relationship w the audition committee#the music chronicles#anyway also emailed asking if i could take work off tmrw bc i still feel like shit and don’t want them scrambling to figure out the#schedule tmrw morning if i had called then instead. they haven’t replied yet tho#also i feel like. sick bc tmrw is MLK jr day and like what if theyre thinking i thought we had the day off and am now finding out we don’t#and just spitting out an excuse to not come in bc i made plans for it or smth… ugh#lke it would be fine if it were just this but I also requested Feb 7 off not long ago and last week my testing went so overtime like they#are going to think im slacking so bad… :/#i am straight up not having a good time ‼️#cw emetophobia#also if i am still sick tmrw that means no working on crony with lab partner either since we meet on mondays ☹️ was looking forward to that#even if im not sick actually i still shouldn’t go bc i called off work and we work on it in the same building as my workplace so if they#saw me that wouldn’t be great#the engineering chronicles
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I made a smoothie but it tastes bad. Going to go write a oneshot where green trips on a rock. Next time the berries will be more careful than to do whatever theyre doing in this cup.
#i cant tell if its because i used oat milk. ive only been into making smoothies for the past week man#i didnt realize you can make bad combinations. its fruit. how does it taste bad. grow up.#also im still sick so i cant fully taste it to tell exactly whats wrong i just know it is wrong.#also i used the last of my granola. fuck my stupid ethan life.
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#this is like too much but I need a void to yell into#I am so laser focused on getting myself to eat three meals today#I'm going to do it god fucking damn it#bc its been over a week of this nonsense and that is simply too long#and Ive set myself up really well to actually do it#like I had breakfast#I have left overs for dinner in the fridge#and I have food sitting in front of me that I made even#I just gotta fucking drink the smoothie#and remember to eat my dinner#all of the cooking is done#like hhhghghhhh I know its been bad out here for the last month#but no hunger cues + no appetite is such a huge son of a bitch#me
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Y’all ever had a panic attack so bad that you pass out in front of the manager at your new day job and also a full line of customers?
Yeah so I have a Tweek oneshot idea now
#personal?#but also#south park#for reference I started picking up random shifts at a smoothie place and get really fucking overstimulated during a rush#and I’ve been up for far too long#fully Tweaking on caffeine#and this poor sweet 19 year old kid had to HELP ME TO THE BACK#I am so fucking embarrassed#but Tweek oneshot idea tho#fic ideas#very sorry to everyone who saw that#unfortunately I lived#Stan will be in the role of the manager#and Tweek as me#i hate it here
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