#their smoothie is so fucked up

[nnnnnnnothingtoseehere]

Quick animation, featuring space WooSan!

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

so how about that update, huh

[starry-bi-sky]

*points at bruce and danny in 'late at night when the nightingale sings'* THESE TWO MFERS MEAN SO MUCH TO MEEEE

no thoughts head empty just these two socially inept fools finding family in one another. like yes you go you funky little death omens stole that one from a comment on the fic, so if you see this you know who you are, discover that family isn't only tied in blood.

bUT onto less mushy stuff: these two being shenaniganizers; tomfools. Bruce realized that Danny didn't actually know he was Bruce Wayne and instead of going "oh actually im bruce wayne" he went; "hrm... how long can i keep this going until he realizes...."

like. i think they deserve to be the sillies. just utter goobers the both of them. like, danny makes the wittiest side comments, dry quips, under his breath towards Bruce while they're out in public (Danny covering his face with a face mask) and Bruce is trying not to laugh. Meanwhile if Bruce makes one sly comment about someone to Danny, Danny's gonna collapse with laughter.

Bruce plays straightman in most of their bits, he has the best fucking poker face. But also I firmly believe he does actually enjoy Danny's puns. Look me in the eyes- look me in the eyes. Try and tell me that a man that willingly agrees to call a car "the batmobile" even after his eight year old ward grows up (thus negating the need to go along with his antics) doesn't enjoy a good, well-placed pun. Look me in the eyes and try to tell me that. That's right you can't.

He's gonna spit out a well-placed pun in the driest, most boring Batman Voice Ever one day while he's getting ready for patrol, and Danny's gonna fucking die of laughter. He's gonna lose his mind. Bruce is going to have a half-dead sickly teenager laughing his lungs out in the chair. That's a new core memory right there, every time Danny thinks about that he's gonna start giggling.

just!!! these two making each other laugh! That's so important to me. So so much. I nEED Danny to get Bruce to smile and laugh and I need Bruce to make Danny do the same. Danny's all snark and sass and Bruce is all deadpan and dry quips. Do you all see my vision.

[menlove]

today my coworker, a like 6'3 cishet white boy, spilled a bunch of milk and in front of customers just said, in the most miserable tone anyone's ever said anything, "i feel like a cow right now. like all that milk just came out of my udders." i had to walk to the back and do some deep breathing exercises.

[assortedvillainvault]

I've had a little request/prompt in my head for you for ages, bc it relates specifically to your characterization of Blitzwing. You have established that your version is constantly plagued by processor-splitting headaches. How do you think he'd react to the realization that his headache is GONE when he's around his S/O?

Midnight I've rotated this ask in my head like a snowglobe for weeks - thank you for being one of the biggest fans of Blitzwing on this blog, genuinely love your prompts for the guy.

I didn't even realise I'd put headaches in every headcannon but I went back and reread my stuff and. Yeah - chronic headache is now a Thing. Due to the severity of the triplechanger process it felt a bit 'handwavy-poweroflove-sumthin'-sumthin' to render them GONE, but Better? Better I can do. Hope You Enjoy!

Tw: descriptions of migraines/pain, allusions to maladaptive coping with said pain, kidnapping but like. In the Megamind way.

Blitzwing x Reader: 'Headaches'

Ever since the triple changer surgery, Blitzwing has a had a constant, splitting pain in his helm that pain blockers and all manner of defrags won’t touch. (And no it’s not his alters, ha ha funny joke fragging die-)

He’s not sure if it’s somenting physical, and he doesn’t trust Blackarachnia’s surgery technique one iota, but the deed is done. The pain never fades. Sometimes it lances through him so sharply that it forces his audio and visual feed to cut, rendering him blind and deaf at the worst moments.

And on other days it races down his spinal strut and through his wings to the point that even gentle breezes feel like sandpaper, his touch sensors scrambled and sore.

On better days it’s a low, pulsing, grinding ache at the tip of his neck and behind his optics, and at the seams of his faces. One that can be covered up by other, newer pains, or by switching faces so fast he gets dizzy.

Coping mechanisms are coping mechanisms, if you call him out then congratulations for sacrificing yourself to the Decepticon cause for target practice.

Upon meeting you (aka – scooping you off the street for a hostage meatshield and subsequently being told to keep you for a bit), his headache pulsed so badly that his balance teetered and he nearly crushed you in his fist. Great. One more thing to fragging deal with.

Your specific hostage situation didn’t take long, only a few days due to Prowl and his cyberninja sneaky ways, but you left a genuinely lovely impression on Blitzwing in the meantime. Not too screechy, no unnecessary fluids, a sense of slightly unhinged humour?? 10/10 would kidnap again!

So he does.

Little and often, in snatches and starts. And it isn’t immediately obvious to either party, but there’s a...lightness, creeping in. Like sounds are clearer, and his head has room for more stuff. He shrugs it off and thinks nothing of it, distracted and humming along as you chat about anything and everything - kicking your feet inside his cockpit.

Apparently a quirk of both biology and technology, is that the mind will translate emotional and mental hurt into physical hurt. Ease the former...and the physical will begin to follow.

Huh.

It still takes him several months to recognise that with you and you alone, he loosens up and calms down enough that the pain is lower than it has been in years.

Never gone, but better. And that’s more than he’d ever expected.

[softquietsteadylove]

Excuse me can we get our beloved couple in a club and when Gil goes to get some drinks for him and her he gets flirted on and when he looks over to Thena he catches her on the dance floor dancing sexily and looking to him across the floor?

Choose the AU freely ✨

Gil elbowed the rowdy bar patrons on either side of him. Ikaris had gotten the last round - both of them having agreed that the girls should go through as little trouble as possible - so now it was his turn.

"Can I get you something, handsome?"

Gil kept his eyes straight ahead. He didn't even want to bother trying to be polite, he was developing a headache and all he wanted to do was lean on Thena's shoulder. "No, thanks."

"Aw, come on, hot stuff," the woman continued to try and persuade him into having a drink with her. Her hand landed on his arm, which he wasn't able to move given the sardine can situation of everyone trying to order at the bar.

"I'm getting drinks for me and my girlfriend," he grunted. He wasn't usually one to rush someone serving him but he was about one annoyance away from asking how long it would take to get just Thena's cocktail.

He cast a glance over his shoulder. Ah, he knew he felt a chill.

Thena was watching him--glaring at him. She was watching the woman hitting on him.

He shrugged, trying to tell her there wasn't much he could do about it. He had fended her off to the best of his ability. And she knew he had no interest in whoever this was.

Thena eyed him even in the dim light of the bar, crossing her arms at him and tapping her finger. Maybe it was the drinks, but he was pretty sure she had never let him see her this jealous before. He was pretty sure he had never seen her jealous before but Sersi had told him that he had, in fact, Thena was just usually quick to hide it.

He'd never had a girlfriend be jealous over him before.

"Hey man, here's your order."

"Thanks," Gil nodded at him. "Add it to the tab."

"And mine!"

"No!" he barked. The bartender just smirked at him while the woman feigned some offense. He frowned at her, though, even looking at her to do it. She wasn't his type even if he wasn't already with the most beautiful woman in the world. "If you think this is flirting, I think you need some boundaries."

"I'm just-"

"Y'know what?--close it out. Put it on my friend's card," Gil grumbled, nodded in the vague direction of their table. The bartender still got it, swiping the card without question.

The intruder just laughed, having decided he wasn't worth the trouble and aiming her mission for free drinks elsewhere.

Gil huffed, finally turning to make his way back to their booth with their drinks. He was sloshing his and Ikaris' beers clumsily, but whatever. He frowned when he finally arrived at the table. "Where's Thena?"

"Uhm," Sersi pursed her lips around the straw of her current drink. She took her new one from the tray and pointed.

Gil turned, his expression darkening quickly.

Thena met his eyes again, although she kept turning and spinning. She was moving her hair around on her shoulders, playing a sexy - and infuriating - game of peekaboo with him. Her control of her body really shone as her hips did one thing and her shoulders moved in the completely opposite direction.

Gil abandoned his beer, and Sersi and Ikaris, tossing the latters card at him. He walked towards the dance floor, where his partner was both dominating and captivating any attention that turned her way.

She gave him another seductive look before spinning and ignoring him again. She didn't have to know the song for her senses to pick up what the beat was. The rest of the dance floor was doing the dance floor thing, everyone in their own little groups and world, moving vaguely just for the vibe.

More than a few heads turned to her, entranced by the way she was dancing and, when they got a look at her beauty, just her in general. But too bad for them, she was all his.

Gil shoved his way through, headed right for her. Not that he couldn't appreciate his beautiful girlfriend in a sexy outfit on the dance floor. But his beautiful ballerina wasn't for just anyone to admire, let alone touch.

The guy trying to make a move and grind up against her fell to the ground loudly as Gil pushed him over. Didn't matter--he happily stepped over the guy's gangly legs to capture Thena's waist for himself. "What do you think you're doing?"

"Hm," she pursed her lips at him, whimpering under the deafening music. She faked a pout with her cute lips, "you were taking too long."

"I was getting drinks for us and our dumb friends," he grumbled, swaying with her, keeping his head close so they could hear each other.

She pinched his side, under his shirt.

"My dumb friend," he corrected with a chuckle. He looked over at them, clearly watching and then rushing to pretend they weren't. "I wouldn't have left you there if it weren't my turn."

"Then perhaps we should move somewhere more," Thena paused to trace her tongue around his ear, "comfortable."

"I don't think the bathrooms here are as clean as the ones in my ring, Gorgeous," he chuckled, and then full on laughed as she slapped his chest.

"I meant home!"

"What, and ditch Sersi and her jackass boyfriend?" he snickered, returning the favor by latching onto her neck. He didn't want to think about all the stuff in the air stuck to her skin, now. Maybe a shower was a good idea.

Thena moaned in appreciation. She really was enjoying her cocktails; otherwise she would never let him kiss her like this in public. Her fingers ran through his hair. "I think they are of a similar mind."

Gil glanced up in the direction she was tugging his hair. While they were being nosy friends just a moment ago, they were definitely making out like teenagers in the booth now. That took a matter of seconds. He scoffed, burying himself in Thena's neck again, "Should we let 'em carry on?"

Thena nudged him away from leaving a mark on her perfect skin, forcing his lips up to hers. "Can't have word of Miss Sersi acting like a frisky teen getting back to our cygnets."

Gil caught another glimpse of their friends, who were definitely feeling each other up on the cheap pleather. "Yeah, let's get them outta here."

Thena pulled away, tugging up the neckline of her modest but still alluring top. She put her hands on his cheeks. "What did that woman say to you?"

He grinned. He could get used to this. His head turned to kiss her palm. "She tried to get a free drink off me and I told her to beat it."

Thean purred, leaning in and kissing him again, making sure to press her breasts against his chest. Her tongue was practically still in his mouth when she whispered, "good boy."

He groaned, following her as she tugged him away by the lapel of his sports jacket. "You know what you do to me, sweetheart?"

Thena unceremoniously cleared her throat and yanked her jacket out from behind Ikaris, who seemed to be attempting to lie on top of Sersi in the booth. He growled. "Shall we take our leave?"

He grumbled, but Sersi tugged at her blouse and sorted her hair out. "That's a good idea."

Gil sighed as Sersi and Thena linked arms and walked ahead of them. He less looked at and more felt Ikaris sorting himself out next to him. "Were you two gonna get down and dirty in here if we hadn't come back?"

"Shut up."

Gil did, but he could have a chuckle about this for a good long while. Not that he really had any ground to stand on. Thena looked over her shoulder and gave him a smile that had him ready to sprint home. He gave her a nod and a wink.

"You two got awfully familiar," Ikaris grumbled now that he was ready to actually converse. "Never seen you willingly dance before."

"I don't call it dancing," he shrugged, grabbing the door as they finally exited the hell of that bar. "I call it defending my girlfriend from creeps."

Thena and Sersi concluded whatever they were talking about, parting in a hug. Weren't they going to see each other on monday? Regardless, they waved and then swiftly turned around. Sersi all but dragged Ikaris down the street and around the corner.

Gil happily let Thena link their fingers and continue on their way to the car.

"Can you drive?" she sighed, sounding half asleep as she leaned against his arm.

"'Course, honey," he promised, kissing her temple now that they didn't have an audience. "I only had one beer."

"Okay," she sighed, increasingly burrowing against him as they walked.

He chuckled, struggling to get their hands unlinked, only so he could put his jacket around her shoulders. "You can have a little nap in the car."

She shook her head, now able to really cuddle up to him, even tripping over herself to do it. "You are not going to get me as fired up as you did in there and then not take me home and fuck me."

Well, if that was what Miss Thena wanted, then Miss Thena would get it.

[spacejammie-eimmajecaps]

Fell back asleep for a while (still have a horrible headache btw) and I had the most disturbing dream that I'm going to tell you guys about in the tags

[crippy-tangerine]

Hello disabled lovelies!! We have a question for all of you who deal with chronic dehydration (for whatever reason): what products/brands do you recommend for water-soluble electrolyte mixtures?

We’d be interested in knowing:

-> which ones you find work best

-> which ones are most worth the cost

-> which flavour(s) are your favourite

-> whether you recommend liquid or powder sachets

-> which types/flavours/brands you do not recommend!

—

Thank you in advance! 🙂‍↕️🫶.

(We ask because we aren’t managing to stay hydrated and are back to pouring salt into our water- and that still isn’t making it much better. So we think we will finally have to invest in electrolyte sachets 🥹. The only ones we’ve really seen are “liquid iv” and they seem so expensive, but we will have to suck it up if there’s nothing better. If you have any advice on other ways to help manage dehydration issues feel free to let us know! It is welcome 🫰.)

[hydrangeyes]

I really do love how the fandom has their ship but man do I wanna see a bit more of the rivals to codependent to lovers route more

[1moreoffkeyanthem]

Y’all ever had a panic attack so bad that you pass out in front of the manager at your new day job and also a full line of customers?

Yeah so I have a Tweek oneshot idea now

[boonesfarmsangria]

endless open wide road running through the sky

[nobodybetterlookatme]

Wait I think I missed something in this incredible saga. Are you going on a date with the coworker??? I swear the last thing I saw was “no I would never” lmaoooo. If so, I (like the rest of snzblr) are anxious for updates about your love life. You’re one of the top snzblr couples now, enjoy 🤙

I did say I would never and I was a fucking liar apparently 😔 it's not technically a date tho bc I never told him it was bc I need to be so casual and mysterious ahdkaksk but it's a date To Me lmao. It's tomorrow tho bc we're still at work rn and it doesn't look like we're leaving anytime soon so at least I have that to look forward to I guess lmao

[whatudottu]

I have a question what were Annie's og parents like(i mean she was willing to run away with five aliens to be her fathers instead so I don't think they might have been the best😬) or maybe they're dead and were good people idk

A lot of the lore is actually written by @sweetpeaches666, who may be tagged under sugarbutterfly432, thanks to Annie technically being a 3 way OC lmao. There has been nothing solidly concrete about Annie's OG parents beyond the fact that she doesn't know her ancestry and she's had many foster homes AND orphanages to live in (plus it'd also be easier legal wise for the Andromeda 5 to adopt her if she isn't officially someone else's kid at the time)

It's actually why she does ballet, one of her foster mothers wanted to recreate her failed dream, turns out it breeds resentment and a lot of running away :P

What can be said is that Annie's been many different homes and in a constant state of transitioning between them, a prime example of being a refunded kid and all that, something something No Roots by Alice Merton yada yada 'oh no that's relatable'. Her birth parents one way or another have never been in her life, though regardless of what actually happened Annie will always believe that they left her behind like like everyone else did :P

[butchlifeguard]

good night 😀

[hexjulia]

saving up is so hard lol i keep having to talk to myself like: did you know the amount of money doesn't grow if you spend it...in fact there will be less of it. 😔

[rae-unbeloved]

I fucking hate texture issue im actually gonna fuckint jump off a bridge like let me eat vegatables and have an actually healthy fucking diet without making gag and want to die please <3