#their scp videos were some of my favorites :(

[supernovaa-remnant]

were any you into danplan?

[tallovines]

OUH WELL… NOW THAT I’VE GOT 300 POSTS I FIND IT’S APPROPRIATE TO SAY HOW I’VE BECOME THIS WAY…

FOR SOME BACKSTORY, I ONLY REALLY JUST GOT INTO THE SCP FOUNDATION THIS YEAR, BUT I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO WHEN I WAS YOUNGER!!! (one of my old special interests in elementary school was the flamingo youtube channel… i loved his scp roblox videos so bad…) SO,,, THIS YEAR I MET A FRIEND I’M REALLY CLOSE WITH NOW :D (haiii @defterdragoon) AND HE REALLY LIKES SCPS!!! SO LIKE ONE TIME WE WERE TALKING, AND I TOLD HIM ABOUT HOW LIKE. I KNOW THE SCP THINGIES ARE CREATURES AND STUFF,,, BUT THAT’S REALLY IT. SO HE GAVE ME A LITTLE INTRODUCTION TO THE FOUNDATION AND EVERYTHING ^___^

AFTER HE GAVE ME AN INTRODUCTION, HOWEVER… HE GAVE ME 3 SCPS AS A RECOMMENDATION FOR ME TO READ! I KID YOU GUYS NOT, THE EXACT LIST IN ORDER LOOKED LIKE THIS :

SCP-3999

SCP-1730

SCP-5000

AND LIKE. A FUN FACT ABOUT ME IS… I REALLY LIKE THE NUMBER 3. IT’S MY FAVORITE NUMBER. I LOVE ANY AND ALL NUMBERS THAT CAN BE DIVIDED BY 3 :D

AND LIKE… ANYONE THAT COULD DO EASY MATH COULD TELL PRETTY FAST THAT WELL. YOU CAN DIVIDE 3999 BY 3. SO SEEING A NUMBER LIKE THAT ON THE VERY TOP OF THE LIST… IT JUST INSTANTLY GOT ME! LIKE TAKE MY MONEY, I’M READING THAT DAMN SCP!!!

SO HERE I AM… IN THE MIDDLE OF LIKE APRIL I THINK? READING SCP-3999 AS MY FIRST EVER SCP

AND GEEZ WAS IT COOL! DIDN’T EXACTLY UNDERSTAND IT AT FIRST, BUT AFTER LIKE MAYBE 3 MILLION REREADS WITHIN THE SPAN OF A SINGLE WEEK, I GOT THAT SHIT!

AND ONE THING ABOUT ME IS I CLING TO FAVORITES; IF SOMETHING IS MY FAVORITE, IT STAYS MY FAVORITE FOR GOOD. NOTHING CAN TOP THAT THING. SO NOW SCP-3999 IS ALSO JUST. MY FAVORITE SCP EVER…

THE THING IS LIKE. ANYONE WHO’S READ 3999 BEFORE KNOWS THAT… THERE’S A VERY SPECIFIC CHARACTER THAT’S REALLY IMPORTANT TO THE WHOLE STORY OF 3999.

THAT CHARACTER BEING :

TALLORAN…

AT FIRST, IT KIND OF JUST STARTED AS A FASCINATION. LIKE,,, “OUH MEOWZERS THIS STORY IS COOL! I FEEL REALLY BAD FOR THE TALLORAN DUDE THOUGH ):B”

AND THEN I STUMBLE UPON 3999 FANART… AND NOW IT’S, “WAOH,,, THEY LOOK COOL”

TO, “THEY’RE… KIND OF REALLY ATTRACTIVE…”

TO EVENTUALLY, “I WANT THIS INDIVIDUAL SO BAD I MUST LEARN MORE ABOUT THEM!!!”

AND NOW HERE I AM, KNOWING A LOT MORE TALLORAN FACTS THAN THE NORMAL PERSON SHOULD,,, AND BEING WILDLY OBSESSED WITH THEM 😭😭😭

[kittythegengarmonarch]

15 questions for 15 mutuals

One of my close friends (as well as mutuals) @cadaver-moss tagged me in this! Gracias mi amigo! Now it's my turn! ^^

(There are some questions that reveal a bit too much for me, so I will try my best to alter them.)

Are you named after anyone. I'd say there are 3 answers. Legal name I will change: Yes Real name I use today: Depends. It's a noun that I would describe myself, but in a different language. Also turns out, I learned about a year after I got the name, that the word comes from the name of a spirit! Persona's name: A grandmother's dog (she's a sweetheart)

When was the last time you cried. The last time I actually cried was during a meltdown. The last time I almost cried was when another close friend said he would block me if I sent him a clip of Toad's voice, and because he said that I had a shutdown (he knew what he did was wrong though, and luckily, we made up).

Do you have kids? My sona does (in reality they're my Gengar plushies), but irl, no. I don't plan to have coitus with anyone else in any way, shape or form. (Adopting or fostering kids though, I would say otherwise).

Do you use sarcasm a lot? Depends on my mood, really.

What sports do you play/have you played? Have I played? Kick ball! I made a homerun (after I slid) and ended up getting filled with energy and pride! ^^

What's the first thing you notice about other people? I honestly don't know. I have social anxiety, especially with most other teens (a reason why high school is very stressful for me) and I often prefer to be alone.

Scary movies or happy endings? Happy endings. Easy answer. The King's Game, SCP-5254, Squid Game and SCP-001(WTDB) are perfect examples of why I prefer happy endings, as they have caused me depression and sometimes paranoia. It wasn't pretty. (There is also more media like them that have caused me depression and/or paranoia.)

Any special talents? If drawing counts, yes. Other than that, if it counts, algebra, and most other academic activities.

Where were you born? My sona: Alola Me irl, an southeastern state in the US (Currently living somewhere else, and I will not say the name of either place)

What are your hobbies? Drawing, surfing the net, watching YouTube, napping, shaking the lamb sauce (don't ask. It's a secret), listening to music, car rides (at times), word searches, and other things that are out of my mind right now.

Do you have any pets? The namesake of my sona, Kitty, and Highly [Maybe Confused]. There are some pictures I took of them recently at the bottom of the post. Check out other videos on Tumblr to check them out. Update: We got another bulldog, and his name is Uhtred.

How tall are you? What's 3^4-36+9x2+0? That's your answer. (And no, it's not a _'_ deal)

Favorite subject in school? Art. Other than art, math.

Dream job? Character designer, like James Turner and Ken Sugimori, or an illustrator, like Anne Fitzgerald. Or a storyboard artist.

Eye color? Go outside, and stare at a tree trunk. If not, stare at my dog.

Highly is the tired one(left), and Kitty is the desperate one(right). Update: The puppy below is Uhtred.

I'll tag @liamthemarowak @ghos-tea @tiny-brain @destinylightsup-2006 @leothewtf @andythepurplebird2k5 @alter-ego-cole @boongusbongus and @artsymii

(As it's most likely required. Lmao)

[averyreaderofmanybooks]

A list of the fandoms I am in. (And how often I interact with content from that fandom.)

Wilderlore (I am very active in the Wilderlore fandom, it is a very underrated fandom.)

DC comics, specifically Batman and stuff about the Robins (My new favorite hyperfixation.)

Dead Pate (I didn't play the game but I watched someone play the game on YouTube and I love the game.)

Wild Kratt's (I loved watching the show as a kid and I still love it.)

Supernatural (I check the Supernatural side of Tumblr often, I also introduced Supernatural to my brother so my entire family likes Supernatural.)

Buzzfeed Unsolved (I loved Buzzfeed Unsolved)

Watcher Mystery Files (I was so happy when I found out that Ryan and Shane were going to continue doing ghost hunting and things like that, I also love puppet history.)

Hamilton (I listen to the musical while I work and I watch the musical sometimes.)

The Music Freaks (I loved this show so much.)

Llamas with hats (I thought the show was amazing but there was also a lot of gore so if you don't like blood or gore then don't watch it.)

The Stanley Parable (I haven’t played the game, but I have watched Evan and Katelyn play the game. Also, I think the game is great.)

The MCU (I am trying to get caught up on all of the Marvel movies, but there are a lot of them so it’s gonna take a while for me to get caught up.)

Nimona (I loved the movie, and I’ve read quite a few stories on Ao3, they have become one of my new coping mechanisms.)

The Inheritance Cycle (I haven’t re-read the books in a while, but I’m really excited about the movie and the new book.)

Hermitcraft (I have only watched a few of Grian’s videos and I’m not really caught up on any of the recent episodes.)

The Owl House (I loved the show, and I might re-watch it at some point. )

Gravity Falls (There is no words in the english language that can express how much I love this show, I haven't watched any of the episodes in a long time, but I might re-watch it.)

She-ra (I f*cking love this show and started re-watching it, and then I started watching Supernatural.)

PJO and all of the book series that came after it (I can’t decide if I want to re-read the series or not, but I think it is an amazing book series.)

SCP (I watch a few videos sometimes but I haven’t been that interested in the fandom.)

The Dream smp (I haven’t been very interested in the fandom since the ending.)

The life series (I watched a lot of Grian's Limited Life videos but I didn’t watch the last episode, I watched a few of Grian’s Double Life videos, but didn't watch 3rd Life or Last Life, but I’m mostly caught up on Secret Life.)

Evolution smp (I loved it.)

Sweet Tooth (I liked the first season and was gonna watch the second one with my family but we never had time to watch it.)

Origins Smp (I used to like the Origins SMP but I haven’t watched many of the videos about it.)

Empires Smp (I loved the first season but I didn’t really like the second season.)

100 Days in a Hardcore Minecraft Apocalypse (I loved the video but I haven’t watched it in a while.)

SCU/Slimecicle Cinematic Universe (I haven’t watched many of the videos.)

Hazbin Hotel (I don’t often interact with this fandom and I don’t know why.)

Amphibia (I loved the show but I haven’t been very interested in it recently.)

Wings of Fire (I haven’t really interacted with this fandom since I finished the most recent book.)

Warrior Cats (I haven’t read the recent book, I stopped reading halfway through “The Broken Code” but I might continue reading, eventually.)

(I will probably edit this list if any of this changes.)

[honeyconez]

Cone cave

there’s cones and pans and honey everywhere… I wonder why…

updated February 8st

I go by Conez or Ed

I’m trans and genderfluid maybe???? Idk and pansexual 🍳🍳🍳 and CONESEXUAL I’m joking it’s JOKES😍😍😍 but like platonic wirh the homie don’t worry twin!!!!

He/They and she on thursdays and Saturdays

Becoming a middle aged adult with a midlife crisis speedrun

My favorit songs are Suburbia Overture by Will Wood, Dr Sunshine is dead by Will Wood AGAIN, The first step BY WILL WOOD ONCE MORE, front street by YOU GUESSED IT WILL WOOD, Laplaces angel by WILL WOOD, the safety dance extended version (I like the beeps) by… will- men without hats?? Against the kitchen floor by will wood,,, murine corps from the cuphead ost, Rhode Island by the front bottoms, all hail the fishermen from Lisa th painful, and marketland by lemon demon

I moved the rest of my favorites to under the cut because it’s massive as hell LOWWW TAPER FADE

I’m learning French (ew spy reference)

I LOOOVEVEE tf2 i will mostly be posting tf2 related stuff and soldier is my FAVORITE and SOLJAH IS MY FAVORITE FREAK I LOVE FREAK FORTRESS AND I LOVE SOLDINE AND ORANGEMAN AND AND PANINI

My favorite ships are helmet party, zhannasoldier, boots n bombs, fruit scones, pyrosoldier, freedom fries, huttah huttah, magic missiles MY FAVORITE CRACKSHIP FUNNY FUNNY, flashfire holy fuck ones that aren’t with soldier, napoleon complex, science party, and speeding bullet

yes I am a huge multi shipper and I have intricate little headcanons about all the soldier ships I mentioned above and each combination of the teams

And I have a shitload of soldier ocs. One of them is named honeycock. This is only because my friend insisted that I name him honeycock.

Some specific tf2 series or videos I LVOE SO MUCH are lil pootis, Emesis blue, bizzare bucket, unusual troubles, hoovydundy, THE ALL MY FELLAS SFM REEEEE, Team Neighborhood, badwater videos, literally any yup kup video and I’m pretty sure there’s more but I have 3 braincel theyr all dedicated to rocket jumping

Some of my smaller interests are Dogman, the SCP Foundation, HLVRAI, OFF, Endoparasitic, rocket launchers, digging holes, grilled cheese, rocket jumping holy FUCK I love rocket jumping, and market gardening

I’m pretty socially goofy so if I don’t respond to a comment or I respond in a weird way it’s because I don’t know how to RESPOND because I DUNNO 😭😭😭

I don’t mean to be an asshole but sometimes I feel like can come off as one but I don’t mean to be offensive I’m sowwy 👉👈 I’m never fucking doing that again

and sometimes I stay up really late and I am completely out of it after a certain time so PLEASE IM BEGGING PLEASE EXCUSE ANY WEIRD POSTS OR COMMENTS IM PROBABLY EEPY

blinkies and boxes credit: @/fallcicada @/songuserbox

✨ My Tags ✨💅💅💃💃💃😹😿😿

Conezdumbideas - shitposts

Conezmakeart - art tag

Conezyappityyap - me rambling

Conepookies - me irl frens

Conezdoesthegmog - gmod sillies

Conezgoofyasscreations - my gooby ocs

🧦 Tags to find my shitty comics idk ✨

Conezsillyvoidcomic - void comic (yeah idk about this one probably won’t happen)

(there was a tag here but I forgot what the idea was gonna be so I put this here to forever be reminded that I probably had a great idea)

Allthatwelost - im already burnt out after drawing 4 frames 💀💀💀💀

Old tags below cut and dni list yadda yadda

I dont tag reblogs usually so you can probably find all my shitty art by doing a tag

🥖🥖🥖 Old Tags 💔🥖🥖

conezeatspencils - pencil drawings

wholetconezcook - drawings

and also about the comics!!

void comic thing - I might start this one again but I probably won’t I don’t really like it it feels kind of unoriginal I dunno how to explain but PLEASE send me an ask if you were actually interested in it

the one I forgot about - ok I had a good idea and I forgot. ok.

all that we lost - this is a big one!! I’m trying to turn the fic “All that we lost” by mx_boxlocks on ao3 into a comic. It’s 32,000 words but I would like to have fun and not completely copy it and just take parts of the main plot. The fic itself is also unfinished as of writing this and I always wanted to write an end for it!!

yes it is happening.

Other general stuff I find neat

•Computer viruses(stuxnet……)

•World Wars 1 & 2 ASK ME ABOUT OPERATION MARKET GARDEN 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

•Patterns in math…. My beloved….

•Paradoxes

•Spaceeeeeeeee

•Geology

•Math in general I guess

•Coding

•Rules of robotics

•History

•War strategies

•The Art of War by Sun Tzu for exactly why you think

Games me like or play

• Undertale/Deltarune

• Minecraft

• Celeste

• Rayman

• Subnautica

• Cat Quest I & II

• Stardew Valley

• Cuphead

• Cult Of the Lamb

Movies

• Emesis Blue

• Deadpool 1, 2, and 3

• Howl’s Moving Castle

• Magnificent Nine

• Steven Universe the Movie

• Mitchels vs the Machines

(Will add more I remember)

Cartoons / Shows / Series idk

• Lil Pootis

• Adventure Time

• Fionna & Cake

• Adventure Time Distant Lands

• Steven Universe

• Minecraft Storymode (I watched the Netflix thingy before it was removed)

• Captain Underpants

• Team Neighborhood

• Over the Garden Wall (one of my favs)

Books / Comics

• Curse Of the Werepenguin

• Dogman (huge inspiration)

• Breaking Cat News (huger inspiration)

• Bunnicula

• The Outsiders (could yap forever)

• Midsummer’s Nights Dream

• Adventure Time Comics

Youtube series or Youtubers I like

PLEASE TELL ME IF ANYONE HERES A BAD PERSON

also it’s all tf2

• Honorcrocketts

• Rubberfruit

• Kostamonien

• STBlackST / Unusual Troubles

• Kitty0706

• Requiem For A Pizza

• Badwatervideos2009

• HoovyTube

• Team Neighborhood

• Kugawattan

• TheInvertedShadow

• DamashiDX

• KIEGKILLSREALITY THIS DUDE IS AMAZING HOLY SHART IVE WATCHED EVERY VIDEO THRICE

• Yup Kup I am rationing yup kup videos otherwise I’ll watch all of them in 2 days

Musics

• Will Wood

• Will Wood and the Tapeworms

• Penelope Scott

• Weird Al Yankovic!!!!

• ARTHUR

• Radiohead

(I do not have a lot of favorites)

SONGSSSS HEHE

femininomenon by Chappell Roan

HAND ME MY SHOVEL I’M GOING IN BY WILL WOOD

skeleton appreciation day in vestal ny by Will wood yes I am a will wood could you tell

basket case by Green Day

succexy by metric

raw sugar by metric

20190724 by Mac DeMarco

ATTACKING VERTICLE BY FEMTANYL

wierd shit from the Lisa the painful ost

mouth wide open from LTP ost again

summer love from ltp AGAINNN itd a good sound track ok

face eater, blowout, the twist, and all that glitters all by noisemaker

back to Olathe from ltp, homeland hussle ALSO FROM LTP JEEEEZ

wet by dazey and the scouts

metal crusher, rude buster, and it’s showtime! from that one game

icicles by the scary jokes

BLACKBOXWARRIOR OKULTRA BY WILL WOOD OUUEGHH I LOVE THIS SONG BUT I LISTENED TO IT TOO MUCH ouughhhh I can almost understand it… it’s barely beyond my comprehension

Sad by lemon demon

Machiavellian Bach from the portal ost

William Penn by ARTHUR

Sweet memory by ARTHUR

Ivy League by ARTHUR

Woof Woof by ARTHUR

Change the formality by infected mushroom OOOOUGHHH

Pizza Heroes by lemon demon

que sera sera from the one rolly game

Oxford comma by vampire weekend

Into the unknown from over the garden wall

INVISIBLE BY DURAN DURAN snake snake snake snake snake 🐍 hmmm this snake is AWFULLY… gets shot and killed

specifically the first part with the guitar in Molly by mindless self indulgence

DNI

Homophobes, transphobes, nazis, racists, pedos, pervs, proshit, zionists, zoophiles, completely NSFW blogs, TERFs and SWERFs yknow like basic peoples who be shitty I know theres gonna be some fuckwads who interact anyway and just know I check followers

Also some very specific stuff

-People who ship emesis blue solly and spy idk about you… you’re welcome I guess but I’ll sideye you (I could on a whole rant about how shitty he is he’s so mean to solly 😭😭) -People who genuinely like lunchly gtfo you’re witerawy an npc… lunchables are so much better -That girl from 2nd grade who told me to smell her ass bc it smelled liked bubblegum and also told me that adventure time made me stupider fuck you -People who are like really aggressively vegetarian or vegan??? Like they force it onto other people -Ppl who don’t like Bluey? I didn’t even know Bluey haters existed -IF YOU LIKE JIMMY FROM THE WAHSING OF MOUTH GAME -People who like brussel sprouts wtf? No one likes them -People who say Minecraft was ruined and the old versions were better GET OUT GET OUT I’LL POLITELY HOLD THE EXIT DOOR OPEN FOR YOU JUST PLAY THE OLDER VERSIONS THEN FUCKWAD -People who aggressively shit on people for liking dark humor (or aggressively shit on people at all. Unless you’re both into that then idk what to say good for you) -People who aren’t comfortable with objectum, nothing against you but there will be the occasional jokes about objectum so just block me for your comfort if you don’t like that I don’t talk about it a lot tho -People who still use Dr bright or support him. What the fuck? -People who don’t find the schlatt joke funny where they put schl at the schleginning of schlords it’s the funniest thing you schlarty schlooper -Lack toes and told her aunt

(Yes most of these are a joke)

self ish is my favroite album coudl you tel 😻 it’s actually everything is a lot but the self ish album cover is so skibdi amongus toulet

IT HAS BEEN REPLACED WITH SOLDIER THANKS TO @/axiilotl

[astramachina]

WIP questionnaire tag

the indomitable @fortunatetragedy tagged me on this baby while i was away and boy howdy do i love talking about my projects.

diving headfirst into The Singularity Project (codename: T.E.S. CO) for this one, babes.

What’s the first part of your WIP that you created?

The Vibes. Last October I was being harassed by a brain worm (lol) that did not want to become concrete in any way, and the only way I could get it down was by writing "the vibes" of what I wanted. Those vibes included "hazy 60s lounge", "synth", "Panos Cosmatos' style for weird ass stuff", and "burnt orange".

If your story was a TV show, what would the theme song/intro be?

What Have You Become by MNQN, but more 80s-fied. And because I feel like it, it's end credits song would be I Remember by Tristam but like... slightly more melancholic.

What are your favorite characters that you made? Why?

So far, it'll have to be Verne. Neither hero or villain, he's the protagonist's father, and while he isn't physically in the story (as far as I can tell) he inescapably haunts the narrative. By "saving the world" the only way he thought possible, he doomed his son to a life no one deserves. He's also a silly guy who thinks himself a god (derogatory) and is wanted for several crimes against humanity. Second fave is Mike, our deuteragonist. He's just a guy trying to make a living but his work crush has been acting super weird by knocking back 20+ cans of soda per shift and claiming he can "hear the Mall speaking to him".

What other pieces of media do you think your fanbase would share?

Tumblrinas (affectionate, gender neutral) would probably also be reblogging some horror webseries things (SCP, The Walten Files, The Backrooms, etc), as well as more classic horror such as Re-Animator, The Thing, and The Fly.

What has been your biggest struggle with your WIP?

.......Yes. When the story started to form I struggled with the idea of capturing it in a single medium. I am first and foremost a writer, obvs, but a lot of the story relied heavily on visual storytelling. I eventually decided to turn this into a "multi-media project", which means there's a huge chunk of writing, but there are also segments that can only be experienced through audio and visuals (and maybe some fun ARG-esque puzzles). Three POVs? Each POV has its own timeline and its own medium? Did I embark on a multi-month journey to learn Blender and video editing? Am I still trying to get the story down? The answer is yes. (Help me.)

Are there any animals in your story? Talk about them!

Yes. Mike has an anthill because it's the only thing he can keep alive.

How do your characters travel/get around?

In the 1911 portion? Via ship. Ernest Shackleton's ship on its voyage to the Antarctic, to be exact. In the 1981 portion? Via bus. Mike's too broke to afford a car. In the 2021 portion? Via car. [Cy] is the man with the plan... and also the car to drive his crew around.

What part of your WIP are you working on right now?

Mike's journals, which covers the events of 1981 through 1983. This part is the bulk of the entire project, and the part that is mostly told through writing.

What aspects (tropes, maybe?) will you think draw your audience in?

So many morally gray characters. But also morally corrupt characters. And morally confused characters.

I hope you like your monsters goopy, and your effects practical.

Don't worry about the cult swearing they can save the soul of a poor young "confused" man.

The true friends were the transgender allegories we made along the way.

What is the point of Man vs. Machine when the Man knows not what he is.

The worm can talk and it has anxiety. I think it's gay?

What are your hopes for your WIP?

TO COMPLETE IT. LMAO. Mostly I just want to be able to stand up and say "Hey, look what I made! I made it because I wanted to and all my hard work paid off!" But I guess it would also be neat to have some sort of cult following? Would love to see fanart of what people think some of the characters look like! I wanna see fic! Give me fan songs I can blast while I drive! I wanna see certain YouTubers react/try to "solve" it so that I can sit there shaking my head. You know. The usual.

this took way longer than i expected so i'ma quick tag @ap0stle, @kairahara, @wrencatte, and YOU.

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

hey can yall rate my fanfic 🥺

it’s a WIP

One day Peter griffin was walking down the road, he felt like eating some deep fried kittens, so he went to his favorite deep fried kitten place, Willy’s shitteria. He went to the bar that Luke Skywalker ran, and asked for a tall glass of vinegar from the pickle jar.

“Hey Peter, did you know that they canonically eat pokemon in the pokemon world?” Luke sharted

“What the fuck Luke let me drink my pickle juice. ☹️” Peter moaned

Suddenly Peter fucking choked on his juice, so Luke hit him in the groin with a baseball bat and Peter threw it all back up. There was a piece of lead in Peter’s pickle

“Holy shit there’s lead in my pickle” Peter screeched

“That’s just not any lead Peter” Luke sneezed “that lead has a microchip that will take you to an osha violation riddled shithole.”

“Well hopefully this doesn’t start anything weird over on tumblr, deviantart, the darkest, and I mean the DEEPEST, DARKEST corners of fandom, the kind you found when you were eight when you discovered fandom on your grandmas IPad and scrolled through wiki pages absorbing every bit of information you can on chase from paw patrols life. You know what I mean?”

“How do you know that Peter?”

“It’s called a fourth wall break because maybe the author of a FUCKING shitpost fic is allowed to express their weird love for Creepypasta they got from FUCKJNG Roblox videos”

Peter ran into the music shop, and grabbed an oboe, horribly playing it. It sounded like a duck dying of strep throat, using its last breath to sing that really high part from thank you and goodnight from Hazbin hotel. After Peter put his spit all over the reed, he kissed the oboe goodnight, and went home to the SCP foundation where he was kept.

The next day Peter woke up, according to the piece of lead in his pickle he was supposed to go a chocolate factory. He put his coat on and ran to the chocolate factory. The second he got there Steven and Greg universe were standing at the gates, alongside Sonic the hedgehog, Charlie from Hazbin hotel, and some human/dragon hybrid that looked like some kids oC. 

William afton came from the other side did the gate and fell and hit his head on the concrete and fucking died.

“This guy comes back right?” Steven whined “it’s okay afton, you can change!”

Sonic then kicked Willy really hard in his balls

“HOLY FUCKING SHITTING BITCH ASSNUGGET FUCK” Willy yelled 

“Okay which one of us has the e plot armor here and which one of us are about to fucking die?” Peter whined

The dragon OC chimed up “this is built like a deviantart recast template and there’s literally a person NAMED CHARLIE here”

“We do not need another fourth wall break here.” Steven wailed

[unknown-lifeform]

I have been thinking of Dirge of Cerberus recently and there's like so many small dumb questions that come from random details of this game like

Is any Reeve we see actually he true Reeve or is it all Cait in disguise? If the real Reeve died would we ever know or would they Cait armies just pretend like nothing happened? Can the Caits self replicate at this point?

What is the range of motion of Shalua's arm, and how precise are the fingers' motions? Because it doesn't seem too high tech - she uses the other hand most of the time, and I don't think she does anything more complex than bending her elbow or closing her fist. Either it's a lot better than the game made it look, or I have to wonder why would Shalua get stuck with it given how advanced FF7's technology is

Speaking of, how the fuck does Shalua's dress work and how many pieces is it even? I know, I know, video games don't care about functionality, but I'm not even sure what the designers were caring about when they made her

Although in terms of whack designs Rosso's crotch plate has to be me favorite. Girl how aren't you stabbing your bare thighs whenever you walk

Why does Rosso have a Russian accent (I think it's Russian at least, I can barely identify accents in my native language let alone in English)? She grew up in a laboratory together with Nero and Weiss, and they don't have that accent. Was Rosso exclusively exposed to Russian scientists as she grew up? Who even speaks Russian in FF7? I can't remember any other characters with such noticeable accents in the rest of the Compilation so why

Are Nero's wings like something he wears or did people decide this man wasn't fucked up enough and implanted them on his back? I'm not even going to bother asking how he can fly with those because it's not like FF7 cares about aerodynamics in general

If Hojo made a backup of his mind on the internet, then is it even possible to entirely get rid of him? Are there going to be Wayback Machine copies of Hojo no matter how much they scrape him off? Is that going to be Shelke's long term job, keep the scientist bastard away?

(For my SCP folk: internet based pattern screamer Hojo)

Given the Protomateria was inside of Vincent, is Vincent like missing some pieces? A bit of lungs, a bit of ribs? When Rosso ripped the Protomateria out of him we know the wound closed, but like did it all heal or does Vincent have like a thin layer of skin and a hole underneath?

Given this is the only game where Aerith and Sephiroth weren't involved, were they just sitting in the Lifestream eating metaphysical popcorn and placing bets on the shitshow?

[nightmare-dreamt]

HELLO!! I am now here to request my now 2nd matchup for MHA, Love is war and The promised neverland (also TPN can be platonic since I’m 14 but the two can be romantic lololol) ALSO FEEL FREE TO USE MY OTHER LINK SINCE IM EXPLAINING THE SAME THING

Well my name is Joey, im transgender aromatic bisexual and unlabeled, my zodiac is Aquarius and my others are Leo, Sagittarius and Aries, i have adhdism and I’m a very cool person 😎🔥/hj

My personality is that I’m a ENTP and I’m Extroverted but usually I am very awkward at first and it will take me time to adjust to a new person for a while 4-9 months precisely and then I can emote freely around them, but I still love to ramble about my interests to them when I’m getting used to being around that person, my love languages are acts of service, gift giving, quality time and psychical affection and my dates would be like going out and like going to a arcade or seeing a movie and go out to dinner somewhere afterwards but I’m totally up to just stay home and play video games and have movie marathons then…! Oh fun fact I also

I’m 5’6, I have brown eyes, and I (now) have brown boyish hair with bangs and I’m absolutely in love with it—!, and as I said before I wear a lot of styles! such as goth(trad goth, romantic goth, mall goth and nu goth), gyaru (hime gal, himekaji, agejo, rokku, manba, kogal and tsuyome), scenemo/emo, and vkei ouji and lolita but I usually don’t wear these to school or at home the whole time, yes I wear it to show off on social media or when I’m going out but I’m pretty casual too, i wear oversized stuff like baggy pants, i wear streetwear stuff and I also like wearing comfy stuff at home like a anime t-shirt and jeans or pj pants lol

Hobbies/Interests: anime/manga, gaming, cosplaying, fashion, art(drawing, painting, pottery, digital art and more), cooking, learning new languages (such as Japanese and Spanish), writing, making/listening to music, dancing, skateboarding, playing Interments like piano/electric guitar and more on. Feel free to ask!

Likes: cats, hajime hinata (danganronpa), a silent voice, albedo (genshin impact), lemon demon, felix kranken (twf), bread, sharks, christmas music/christmas in general, scp 3008 (roblox game), get a snack at 4am (roblox game), hotels, and my friends!

Dislikes: negative mentions of my voice, comparing me to people like “you remind me of ____”, hate talk about my interests, and spiders.

THANK YOUUU

Matchup For Joey!

Mha: Neito Monoma

Affection was strange to him, he seems like the type of person to have grown up without much love or affection so when he got into a relationship, it was all new and unfamiliar to him. When the two of you began holding hands and becoming more of a couple, he would complain, but it would be less than usual and he would have a bright blush on his face.

Arcade/movie dates are his favorite, but he won't admit anything preferring to stick to his cool nature and act like everything is stupid and dumb. When at the movies, he'll talk about how the movie is so boring and how the film is overrated, that is till the end when he remains silent needing to see the end of the movie. Similar to arcades, when the two of you are playing games and he loses, he'll be in a bad mood, saying things about how he let you win and that if you were to lose he would feel guilty.

Love is War: Chika Fujiwara

Showing your love for her with acts of service/gifts and it's her favorite thing when receiving something from her partner. When she received her first gift it was adorable, seeing the cute gift on her desk all wrapped up neatly and perfect, just for her. Between us, she definitely fell for you from the gifts, rizz her up with them acts of service and she was whipped.

For some reason when I read that you liked cosplaying, my mind drifted to her also enjoying cosplaying and wanting to dress up as her favorite characters. There would be couples cosplaying between the two of you and it would be adorable as heck.

The Promise Neverland: Emma

You guys have very similar personalities, both being outgoing and caring towards your friends, always keeping them close. You guys are also extremely smart and are very good thinkers having very similar ideas or you guys are usually the one who has that great idea that ends up being right. (I got this from Entp, if this is wrong I am sorry)

Enjoy when you ramble about your interests, there have been times when Emma has sat there listening to everything you have said without saying a single word just enjoying the conversation. Emma is a great listener, but also a great talker knowing what to say and how to say it. She also has a good memory, being able to remember something you have said from a while back without having to struggle.

Cooking together is something she takes pride in, loving being around her friends and doing things the two of them can enjoy together. You guys make all sorts of things for the little kids who always end up falling in love with the food you two make.

[elleroodles]

hi el! 1,248 for the numbers thing? (yes i did have to think about whether that was less than 1,500, don't come for me)

((hi celie!) i just wrote out this post before realizing i never explained what this thing was,, basically i spent a whole lot of my day today reading random scp articles and i wanted to draw some so that’s what the number is for shdggshs. ok now to meet My Child)

celie how did you manage to pick the perfect number out of 1,500?? i have no idea but it’s impressive?? n e ways scp-1248 is essentially an evil walkman which is now one of my favorite things ever. i read the whole file online and some of the side effects of this thing is losing motor skills, the ability to speak, and swapping personalities with someone else in the room (??). some of the recordings used to test this were actually kinda funny but i thought it would be even better if this evil walkman only plays help i’m alive by metric

now i need to explain the roomba,, in the next thing you’ll see i wanted to give scp-1248 the ability to move around (hence the roomba) but then i realized it’s an scp so it still needs to be scary (hence the spikes). also, back to the walkman itself: 1) the file says eric is written on it so hence the eric; 2) i know walkmen (walkpeople?) don’t have speakers but this one is Evil it can do whatever it wants

ok,, this concept is based around my alarm which is look alive, sunshine and me wondering how it would feel to be woken by sentient evil walkman but Dangerous strapped to a roomba,, enjoy

i feel like there’s a lot more i have to say about this fella and some of my other ideas included modern baseball and the tatttb fan club but i shall save those for another day. many thanks for the ask, celie, and being the direct cause of me finding out about the thing that brought me an insurmountable amount of joy today hsgdhsh

[fearofahumanplanet]

Jane's Special Interest/Hyperfixation List

I'm mostly making this bc friends keep asking me about gifts

Will also likely be edited over time as I'm sure I've forgotten some things or will get more (there is a Lot going on in my brain on any given day)

Broad Things (aesthetics, genres, etc)

Anything gothic (like, classical gothic)

Victorian aesthetics

Pagan vibes

Anything punk (music, fashion, aesthetic, etc)

Skulls & bones

Masks (specifically face-covering masks) (favorites include plague doctor masks, kabuki masks, porcelain masks, Venetian carnival masks, gas masks, etc for reference)

Horror (as a whole genre, but particularly gothic horror, psychological horror, body horror, folk horror, sci-fi horror and slashers)

Mythology (any, but particularly Norse, Egyptian, Aztec, Celtic, Japanese)

History (most anything, but particular obsessions include Victorian London, 1700s-1800s America, Golden Age of Piracy, the Wild West, Edo period Japan, Mongols, WW2)

Culture (particularly anything that isn't Saxon - favorites include things like Mexican culture, Celtic, Chinese/Japanese, Brazilian, etc sets off all my brainworms)

Music (particularly metal, punk, and hip-hop)

Medieval weapons (particularly fixated on polearms)

LEGOs (stuff without theme usually, i like buildings)

Cyberpunk, steampunk, biopunk, cowpunk, all the punks...

Dark, urban & mythological fantasy

Noir & any crime fiction that focuses on the actual criminals (fuck police procedurals, I'm obsessed with gangs & serial killers) (this does not include true crime, i'm not into fetishizing my mental illnesses)

Soulslikes

Roguelikes / roguelites

First-person shooters (especially the older style, Doom, Gothic, Hexen, Shadow Warrior, Unreal, Quake, Halo, Dusk, mmmm)

RPGs (tabletop or video games)

Weird west

Dungeon crawlers

Vampires

Kaiju

Specific Things (franchises, games, etc)

Aliens / Predator / Aliens vs Predator

Arcane (the show, fuck everything else Riot has done) (mostly Jinx and Vi actually, fuck the rest of the show lmao)

Arkane Games (Dishonored, Prey 2017, Dark Messiah, Deathloop, etc)

Assassin's Creed

Binding of Isaac

Borderlands

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Civilization

Cthulhu Mythos (anything Lovecraft is in a hate way, but I love what happens when people who aren't racist expand on it)

Cyberpunk 2077

Dante's Inferno & Paradise Lost

Dark Horse Comics (Hellboy my beloved)

Darkest Dungeon

DC & Marvel (but like, in a hate way. I cannot stand them. Cannot stop thinking about them either. AAAA) (Jason Todd & Moon Knight are as obsessed as I get)

Destiny (hate way)

Deus Ex

Devil May Cry

Diablo and its rip-offs (Grim Dawn, Path of Exile, etc)

Disco Elysium

Discworld

Divinity

Dune

Dungeons & Dragons

Elder Scrolls

Fables

Fallout & Wasteland

Far Cry

Final Fantasy

Frictional Games (Amnesia, SOMA, Penumbra, etc)

Friday the 13th

The Forest

FromSoftware (Dark Souls, Bloodborne, Sekiro, Elden Ring, etc)

Godzilla

Grand Theft Auto (in remission)

Halo

Hellblade: Senua's Sacrifice

Hotline Miami

iD Software (Doom, Quake, Wolfenstein, etc)

Insert-Shock (BioShock, System Shock, Prey 2017, etc)

Life is Strange (Chloe.....)

Mad Max

Metal Gear

Metro

Middle-Earth (Lord of the Rings, Hobbit, etc)

Monster Hunter

Mount & Blade

Niel Gaiman works (especially Sandman and Good Omens)

NieR

Paradox Games (unfortunately... Hearts of Iron, Crusader Kings, Stellaris, etc)

Resident Evil

Saints Row

SCP

Shadowrun

Silent Hill

Skulduggery Pleasant

Star Wars (Disney is working very hard to kill this one)

Stardew Valley

Stephen King works

Telltale Games (what an odd thing they were)

Those truck sim games (yeah i dont know)

Undertale

Valve (Half-Life, Portal, Left 4 Dead, etc)

Walking Dead (fuck the TV shows, i mean everything else)

Warhammer 40k/Fantasy and its derivatives

Watchmen (Rorschach....)

Witcher

Yakuza (like, the games, not the organized crime syndicate)

[moistmailman]

SCP AU part 1

*In a room with a man and woman standing over a computer monitor which had a live video feed of a young girl with long redhair and green eyes sitting on a bed in a room with other variety of furnitures*

Cinder: So are there any updates on SCP-312?

Roman, sighly deeply: Nothing concrete yet. The subject is still refusing to speak to any of the staff members, or at least speak of anything important about herself that is. Unless you count stuff like her favorite food important that is.

Cinder: So she’s just ignoring the questions?

Roman: Not ignore. Just plainly shut down. The first few times she just politely declined the question, but she soon grew more agitated and stopped them before they could even asked. Sometimes even during 30 minute talks. She somehow will know when they’re about to pop the questions. We can’t seem to get her guard down.

Cinder: How about D class? Sent any of them in?

Roman: A few. But I put as stop to that real quick.

Cinder: How come?

Roman: Well for the few we sent in there, she treated them very harshly. A total 180 on her usual behavior. Like she’s a totally different person. Hell, she hospitalized one of them for just entering the room.

Cinder: Any idea why?

Roman, shrugging: Well again, this isn’t concrete, but I think she has some sort of...mind reading abilities. Or something even more. It almost makes me thinkshe’s in her prison willingly, instead of her being trapped.

Cinder: So you think she can read minds?

Roman: Something of that sort. You see, she treated the D class with hostility, but she treated some more harsh than others.

Cinder, writing that down: Really, that’s interesting.

Roman: Yeah. And I think I know why. The one she treated less harshly was Mercury Black. She just ignored him. Not giving him much attention and glaring at him when he pushed. Although Cardin Winchester wasn’t so lucky. He was hospitalized shortly after entering the room. A broken jaw and a fractured femur.

Cinder, whistling: Damn. What did he do?

Roman: Nothing. Nothing to HER at least. You see, we picked Mercury up after he told him we’ll clear his charges for multiple arm robberies. While for Cardin on the other hand, he got him for multiple murders. Kinda a big step up to arm robberies if I do say so myself.

Cinder: So you’re hypothesizing that she can....read people like a book? She has morals.

Roman: Yes and no. Yes on morals, on mind reading....well, she seems much more aware than that....much more. *gestures towards screen*

Cinder: *looks at screen to see the redheaded girl staring back at the camera knowingly*

Cinder, shivering: Damn.

Roman: See what I mean when I said I doubt she’s trapped in there, instead in there willingly?

Cinder: Got any ideas what we should do?

Roman: Well, since she might knows each person’s motive and past, I think I have one idea.

*LATER*

Jaune, shocked: Hold on. So you will actually pay all my college fees if I just do one social experiment for you?

Cinder, smiling: Why yes sir. You are a young man fresh out of college with no criminal records at all. You got your whole life ahead of you, so let us make it a little bit easier for you for the fee of a....’practically’ experiment. So what do you say?

Jaune, not even questioning the red flags: Hell Yeah! These college loans were eating me! Had trouble sleeping at night with all this stress! Where do I sign up?!

Cinder, smirking: Right here, young man. *pulls out document*

Jaune, ignoring the red flags AND reading said document: Don’t mind if I do.

Cinder: Great! It’s going to be an honor working with you.

Jaune, smiling: So when do I start?

Cinder: Now. *snaps fingers*

Jaune: Wha— MMMF!!!!!

*two guys quickly put a bag over his head before escorting him to a black van*

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

5045 anon here, I meant like the male s/o is an eco that’s able to get into games, and Scott 5045 (the farmer) takes an interest in him.

Okay! Ty for the clarity! Also idk if Scott was a typo but I like that name for Farmer

.........

"Goat VR?"

"Yes. We weren't going to send any more test subjects but...we figured your anomalous abilities could allow you to make direct contact with 5045-1 without any adverse effects."

You nodded in understanding as you glanced at the computer screen with the GOAT VR title. From the file you've read about this game--which you requested in exchange for compliance--this "Farmer" seemed to enjoy torturing players and turning them into characters, more specifically goats.

Fortunately your anomaly involves being able to travel into video games and freely explore them as a "spectator" of sorts, so you're unaffected by the gameplay or plotlines. The only change is your appearance, as you adopt the animation or art style. But you say it's purely cosmetic and doesn't limit your freedom whatsoever.

"Okay, SCP-"

"I requested that you use my actual name in return for compliance." You reminded.

"...of course, [y/n]. We'll begin the test now and I'll be here observing what happens on the screen. Try to distract the entity if it questions you as an SCP or the Foundation itself."

"Oh so he's self-aware, too. Interesting. Alright, let's do this."

The researcher hit play on the screen, and once it showed the black and neon environment of the farmland, you touched the screen and immediately disappeared inside the game.

You landed in soft grass and looked around, hearing the goats bleating in the distance. "Wow.." Then you glanced at your hands, seeing you were drawn in the same crude art style, outlined in your favorite color. "Well, this is-"

"Howdy there!"

Jumping a bit, you turned to see the Farmer standing behind you. "Name's Farm....hm..now you're an interesting fella." He hummed, scratching his poorly-drawn beard.

"Yeah, I'm not one of your usual players. Sorry."

"You're just like me ain't cha?" He snickered in reply. "An SCP followed by some silly string of numbers, contained out there and used as a guinea pig for 'em researchers. Tell me..how do ya like it?"

"I don't mind it. But anyways, may I meet your goats?" You asked politely, remembering the researcher's instructions.

Farmer's eyes lit up with joy. "But of course! Follow me, good sir!"

...........

For the next in-game hour or so, Farmer has shown you all the goats in their pens. He was surprised that you actually asked to pet some of them too, but he allowed it.

You two talked about other stuff--surprisingly things besides goats and the Foundation. Although he wouldn't say much about his motives for kidnapping and tormenting players, he did admit his name was actually Scott Farmer.

It wasn't important in making his containment easier, but at least you got to know him on a more personal basis.

The conversation was interrupted as a goat screamed loudly, and you turned to see it ram into the fence over and over. Its horns were cracked and its eyes were practically bloodshot.

"Again? Excuse me, partner...HEY! Stop that nonsense at once!!" Farmer stormed over to the goat and shouted at it, dragging it away from the fence and throwing it back into the pen.

You approached him, frowning slightly. "Don't you think you're being a little harsh?"

"Harsh? Oh no. Not at all." He sighed as he turned back to you. "Just gotta whip 'em into shape every once in a while. I don't want ya leavin' here with a bad impression-"

"I think your farm is very impressive."

He blinked several times. "Ya do?"

"Yeah." You looked around with a small smile. "I mean..aside from the goofy-looking goats it's neat here."

"Awh shucks..that's mighty kind of you....?"

"[Y/n]."

"Hm, ya seem like a strong and capable farmer." He glanced at you up at down. "Say, whatdya think about coming back and helping me out a little? I won't cause anymore problems and won't take over anymore sites."

"It'll depend on what the doc says but...I'll try my best." You chuckled, before shaking his hand. "Thanks for your time, Scotty."

"And thank you for playing Goat VR!"

In the blink of an eye, the world went dark and you were forcefully teleported out of the game, landing on your rear.

"Oof..ouch...haven't been forced out of a game in a while." You stood up and dusted yourself off, noticing the researcher was still there, taking notes. "So..am I done for the day? Catch everything we discussed?"

"Yes." They picked up their clipboard. "If 5045-1's offer is something you're interested in, we can make arrangements for you to visit it, granted you both are on good behavior."

"I don't mind. Maybe I can help you guys downgrade him to Safe class."

"It's certainly doable with the way it talked with you. It seems cooperative. Though we will need you for other interactions with video game-based SCPs."

"That I can do, doc." You sighed as you glanced at the blank computer screen, already missing that purple farmer. "That I can do."

[lunaralight09]

P.S. : I was inspired by Friday Night Funkin'. Well I was playing in it , and I got this idea to make y/n singing some of the song from there . And you can imagine any lyrics you want . Soo ... Let's start!

SCP 035

Well he was in theater . He escaped from foundation . You were on stage singing with your friend / partner (Partner mean that person who helps you to sing). Then he understands that you're a scientist/guard from The Foundation . But he stayed at theater

Sock/Masky listened to you singing . And he liked it . A lot . You (P.S. : you  were making those dances? Those movement like in the video . There's Skid and Pump you were making your own movements ) were dancing . He liked your movements .

He was impressed with your talent . He after you sang you met Sock/Masky behind the stage . You became friends . Of course he showed his talents . And you knew that's a SCP 035 . But you didn't want to call mtf units .

After 6 month of your friendship . He asked you out . You said yes! (If you're a male/non-binary he doesn't care at all . 'Cause he's a mask and Sock/Masky don't have a gender . But i will use male pronounce . )

As I said he likes your songs . And you were singing like a duet . He asking you to sing some song . With him and without him . He likes to cuddle with you while you humming some rhythms/songs

SCP 049

He found you at breach . You were singing , because it help you to chill . And Ofc you were nervous . He liked your songs . He was ... (How should I call it ... Uhh . Just like GF from FNF .  How much I will say about FNF ? IDK . Oh yeah! ) shooking his head to the rhytm . Even zombies that was with him liked that you're singing  .

He came out then you stopped singing . You panicked . He said that he liked your song . And said that you don't have pestilence in you . Well you were a little bit nervous near SCP 049 .

You two were friend about 2 years . Doc needed to know about his feelings for you . Cause it was centuries then he loved at first . Well zombies who remembered something from past told about his feelings for you , he didn't really understand that . But Lexie (His daughter . I will say about her in headcanon or bf scenarios . She's actually a ghost . He can see her then his eyes become red . Like he's mad or going crazy. I will say about it too ) told him about it and ... He understands it .

He were nervous . But you accept his confess . After 5 month he told you about Lexie . And two of you became friends. And even she calls you mommy/daddy/parent y/n . It's adorable . And she copy you when you sing . So you two singing like duet . Doc likes that you two get along .

Estienne reached you French . And you sometimes sing with them song on French . It's sounds good .

SCP 073

You two already was friends . But then it's was your break . Foundation let Cain walk a little . And he saw you and Dr. Bright singing together (you two were rap battling!) . He was really surprised. . He asked you about it . And you said that your a singer.  He liked it a lot . Sometimes he helped you to write new songs .

Well truly. He doesn't care about your gender/look . He can say that he's a pansexual . Soo after 1,5 year . You two said it at the same day . He said it after you sang your song about confession . And he was happy because s/o is now his girlfriend/boyfriend/couple .

As I said . He helps you to write songs . But now he tries to help you with it every time . You say that it's okay and you can do it yourself . But Cain still helps you . You think it's cute from his side to do this to you . So you actually cuddle with him after that or read with him books that made from other material . (IDK what material don't get destroyed by his powers . So ... imagine Y/n Chan/Kun/uhh( IDK how to call non-binary reader sooo )Dear . Just imagine it .

SCP 076

Well , like 682 he hates people . He heard you singing when he finally woke up and left his box(SCP 076-1) , he was surprised to see scientist/guard who doing his/her/their hobby . He liked your song a little . If you're a scientist : then you were interviewing him , he answered questions faster than with the other interviewers . You had 30 minutes left and he started asking you questions about your hobby . Well you told that you're a singer . If you're a guard : He heard about other guard/scientist about concert where you will be singing . And about 2 month you guys became friends .

Btw Able needed about 3 years to know his feelings . And you confessed to him ('Cause he needed 1 year or 2 to confess to you Y/n) . You tried to ask him to sing . But he didn't do that very much . He likes melodies from your songs . Did he help you too write songs ? Well yes . 50/50 that Able will help you , he don't know what you should sing about .

SCP 079

Well he found you in the internet , you were a singer . He was impressed with your talent/hobby . With some interviews he asked about it . But if you're guard : He talked with you at containment breach . He found you on cams then you we're walking thought corridors , and he said thought speaker that he can help you get out of here safely . Well you get to his containment cell . And he said that he don't lie to you . And he will show you how to get to exit safely . And he asked about your second carrier . You said that you're a singer . (He said if you confirm that info , he will help you , sooo you told him that's true)

1 year later he asked about his feelings , you explained to him that it's called 'love' . And he showed X on his screen and 1 minute later (He was finding 'How to confess to someone') and he asked you out

He helps you to make songs . He is making instumental sound , and you don't know where he found it . (And he make song complete ? How should I call it ? He ... ohh! ) He edits your songs too . You're very thankful for his help .

SCP 096

You somehow befriend 096 (Aka Lanky). He were in his containment cell then he somehow heard you sing . He knew it was your voice . He didn't ask about it . He knew that you singed . But after 4 month you said that you had second carrier . And you are a singer . He was very happy about you .

And you needed to confess to him . Cause he's very shy about it ! He likes to hear you singing . Especially when he sleeps and you hum your song and stroking his cold back . It helps him from nightmares

SCP 105

Well she founded it after month of dating you , you said it to her . After that she asked to teach her singing . Some times you sing like a duet with Iris .Well you like her hobby (She like to take pictures) and she like yours . And she don't judge your gender/look . Oh and basically you needed to teach her how to sing . She sometimes miss some lyrics . It's awkward , but still cute tho .

SCP 106

He heard you singing then you were in the intercom room ? Some scientists forgot to turn off microphone . And you started to sing quietly . Well ... he understands that he heard your song , well someone had ringtone with one of your song . He was a little impressed . And somehow you befriended him

For confession he took 11 month . Yeah

He'd love sitting in the studio and watching you while you work , he'd always brag about how talented you are to all his friends, and whenever a new song of yours would come out, he'd hype you up so much. He'd be so happy

SCP 166

Same as Iris (SCP 105)  if you're a female or non-binary . If you're a male :

Well somehow a male D-class we're near her and ... (You know what he tried to do . If you don't read her files) And she needed to run from him . And she hid behind you .

Y/n as guard : You shoot him  Y/n as scientist : You tried to stop that D-class , and you knocked him out .

And you needed to stop that feeling . So you started mumbling your song lyrics . She was impressed by that . She started friendship with you

She was to shy to ask you out sooo . You asked her out by singing a song . And you two like to sing like duet . This song :

(God rest ye merry gentleman (Slowed)) In my wattpad you can find it .

SCP 173

Containment breach happened . You were wearing earphones and quietly humming one of your songs . He wanted to scare you so he singed with you . You were shocked by SCP 173 saying anything . 'Cause he's a statue! He said that you don't have to worry about that . Well after 3 month you became best friends!

And after 7 month he asked you on a date . Well ... dating statue is really strange . But everyone is strange . Then you sing he likes to hug you from behind .

SCP 682

I think there'd only be one reason why he'd dislike it, at first. And that's because...he hates every one , every living being . The problem would be that he'd hear you singing, and it'd get stuck in his head . Eventually, the whole thing would just prompt his heart to flutter whenever he heard you in the corridors, singing something to yourself

Well he confessed to you after year and half . And when you're both together, I think his favorite way to soothe himself would be falling asleep as you pet his hair at night - you singing quietly  ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶  his favorite song

SCP 939

Same as SCP 173 . And yes he copied your voice when you were singing

He likes laying with you and copying your voice , especially copy you singing . You find it funny . It's revenge for calling him/her a dog .(If you watching SCP SL videos you will understand that . Like SCP 939 looks like a reptile-dog . No seriosly .)

SCP 1678

Well like in files said . You were with MTF Tau-4 and Epsilon-6 have been defense perimeter around the Hyde Park . You were a scientist/MTF .(Well there was other scientist there ). One of SCP 1678-b were near , and their owner (Let's say that every SCP 1678-a have their own SCP 1678-b , Aka eyes in the sky) So he heard you quietly singing . They actually likes it . Somehow he managed to befriend you , without other MTF soldiers trying to attacking him .

After 2 years you started dating . What should I say more . He writes you lyrics for songs

SCP 2521

Well you were singing some of your songs . And in the lyrics were number 2521 . And before that you mumbled word 'SCP' . When he appeared behind you . And listened you singing (Well mumbling) . After you sang your favorite song , you notices that he's behind you . You were surprised . He didn't take you somewhere else . You became friends eventually .

Then you sing he stares at you , and sometimes claps . And he likes to hug you a lot . Well after an year he confessed to you by writing it .

Well nothing really changed when you started dating.

Should I do 2 part?

[crypticanexe]

Every game I played in 2022

I just thought it would be fun to write this out as a sort of recap. Oh, and the order is weird because I went through my favorites list on steam first, then just general "all". It made it a bit confusing I realize now, oh well. Also, I may have missed some. I don't remember every game played - I just went off memory and checked what I could. Sorry :c This is a stupidly long list. I play a lot of different games. Not all of these were "new" games, but they were played at least once in 2022. Steam: -60 Parsecs! -60 Seconds! Reatomized -Alan Wake -Bloons TD 6 -Control (2019) -Cult of the Lamb -Dead by Daylight -Dying Light -Dying Light 2 -Fall Guys -Frostpunk -Golf with your friends -Hitman 3 -Monster Hunter Rise -Only Cans: Thirst Date -Parkasaurus -Realm Royale -Slime Rancher -Slime Rancher 2 -Stacklands -Temtem -Two Point Campus -7 Days to Die -Among us -Ark: Survival Evolved -Armello -BioShock -Dead Island -Death and Taxes -Digimon Story: Cyber Sleuth -Don't Starve -Elden Ring -The Forest -Hotline Miami -House Flipper -Inscryption -Loop Hero -Omori -Oxygen Not Included -Phasmophobia -Planet Zoo -Project Zomboid -Raft -Ring of Pain -Rust -Satisfactory -SCP: Containment Breach -Sid Meier's Civilization V -Slay the Spire -The Standley Parable -Stray -Subnautica -Super Animal Royale -Terraria -Trove -The Unfinished Swan -Unrailed! -Uno -Video Horror Society -CS:GO -Darkwood -Hacknet -"If Found.." -Monster Prom -Paladins -Payday 2 -Second Extinction -Space Engineers Switch Games: -Pokemon Scarlet/Violet -Pokemon Sword/Shield -Pokemon Mystery Dungeon DX -Pokemon Legends Arceus -Pokemon Snap -Rocket League -Fortnite -Death Road to Canada -Animal Crossing: New Horizon -My Hero One's Justice 2 -Night in the Woods Misc. Games: -Minecraft -Pokemon Uranium -Pokemon Fusion -Pokemon Insurgence -PokeMMO -Devil Survivor 2: Record Break (Emulated) -Poptropica (Flashpoint) -Wizard101 -Pirate101 -Legends of Runeterra -WoW Classic -Genshin Impact -Destiny 2

[cloudninetonine]

Okay, so this is less of a story and more of my own scp I created, and keep in mind, it's gonna be cringe. There will be spelling errors at the very least. Now that we've got that out of the way. Also, feel free to ignore this if you'd like.

Scp 10028

Report filed by Doctor [Redacted]

On [Redacted date] at ●●:●● PM

Scp 10028 is a Euclid class anomaly that presents itself as a human, typically between the age of 10-30.

Scp 10028 was found in Texas in 2021 after the recent snowstorm when a rural town reported hearing garbled shrieks from the woods nearby and those who went to investigate had vanished.

Foundation personnel had been dispatched to investigate the woods and identify or contain the problem after the shriek supposedly mimicked the voices of those who had searched for its source.

The shriek started when it got colder at night and ceased when temperature got above freezing.

After further exploration, Eventually, Squad 9 found a humanoid male matching the description of the last one to have gone into the woods but larger.

The creature had curled up beside a fire and was seemingly sobbing a strange black ooze.

When Squad 9 approached with weapons drawn, the creature looked up and sobbed louder before whispering quietly in English.

VIDEO LOG 10028-A

Below is the transcribed version of a recording taken from Squad 9's leader upon approaching.

The screen displays another member of the squad before panning over about 15 meters through the grass to show Scp 10028-1 who locked eyes with the leader before burying their face in their human like hands and speaking in a voice that sounded as though it was talking through water.

"My brethren... They burst..." The creature then began clawing at its skin, its formerly human nails turning black and as though they were sharpened claws.

"I couldn't be without them... And the outsiders wouldnt leave me alone... I'm sorry for your kinsfolk."

The recordin in the log books then ends with Scp 10028 standing up shakely before walking over to the Squad and nodding toward the 1 individual who stepped closer cautiously.

The inside of the cave which 10028 was found near seemed to resemble an lower middle class home and in several random spots, black goop could be found on the floor. 49 piles in all and samples were gathered for testing.

TRANSPORTATION

Scp 10028 then willingly entered Foundation containment. It had been locked in its transportation box but when the drivers had turned on the AC, it began banging on the wall closest to the drivers and screaming. Quote.

"NOO! KEEP IT AWAY! IT FREEZES!"

The drivers promptly turned off the Ac and the screaming stopped. The Scp made no further noise during its transportation.

ARRIVAL

Upon arrival at site 119 gamma, it remained still and silent until requested to move which it then followed the two security officers.

When Doctor's made attempts to communicate, it gave them a blank stare and kept its mouth shut. After some time, it eventually spoke, quietly answering the Doctor's questions

Scp 10028, was then seen, once Doctor [Redacted] had left the room, closing its eyes and taking her shape.

Scp 10028 has also showed favoritism among the staff, not being violent with any but obeying the commands of staff members who spend more time with them and occasionally conversing.

An interview was conducted about a week after 10028's arrival.

All videos, security cameras and audio interviews are to be transcribed at the request of 10028-1. It's reasoning being fear and unease at the idea of its appearance or voice being released into the world.

Here is the transcribed version of the interview

INTERVIEW 10028-F

Dr Sherman: Enters the observation room of scp 10028 and faces the two way glass. "Hello. I believe I am the... 6th to interview you, yes?"

Sco 10028-1: Does not respond

Dr Sherman: "Do you not enjoy speaking? The containment team's footage showed you speaking just fine."

10028-1: Slowly lifts their head to seemingly start at Dr Sherman.

Dr Sherman: "Oh... We have a response. Will you speak to us now?"

10028-1: The creature seemed hesitant. "Can... Can it be warmer in here?" It spoke in a garbled voice that sounded like a young girl, contradicting the adult male body.

Dr Sherman: "May I ask why?"

10028-1: "I can't move... I need more warmth... I dont wish to face their fate."

Dr Sherman: "Who's fate?"

10028-1: "... Can you please make it warmer?"

Dr Sherman: "I'm afraid not until further testing has been performed."

10028-1: "... Have they woken yet?"

Dr Sherman: "Who?"

10028-1: "My pack... They were sleeping... as we always do... I just couldn't so I stayed moving... I hide when it got cold and the powder covered the ground... but when I returned, they wouldnt wake from their sleep."

Dr Sherman: "The powder... do you mean snow?"

10028-1: "... Yes. I haven't seen it in a long time. Mother said the great sleep came in the last cold as well."

Dr Sherman: "So you don't handle cold well?"

10028-1: "Yes.... I did what you do to wake them... I brought prey... but they just won't wake up."

Dr Sherman: "... How old are you?"

10028-1: "I... I don't know how you track time. I've been here since the human black death."

Dr Sherman: "So you're an older member of your group?"

10028-1: "No... I'm still young... I wish to see them."

Dr Sherman: "We cannot sanction that." His watch then made a noise. "I'm afraid I must leave."

10028-1: "... Can I get books?"

Dr Sherman: "What kind of books?"

10028-1: "Medical... or historical. I want to know what's changed."

Dr Sherman: "I'll see what I can do." He then left the observation room.

CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES

Scp 10028 was formerly kept in fairly bare stone cell with a meter thick walls. Containment procedures weren't used but consistented of flooding the room with freezing cold air as Scp 10028 seems sensitive to cold temperatures which causes 10028-2 to freeze and once its thaws, will be significantly smaller until fed and will sob and cry before becoming violent with Foundation personnel who they do not have a attachment to and will be highly agitated.

Currently, Scp 10028 is allowed to freely roam site 17 and serves as a way to calm any aggressive individuals or Scp's nearby.

ANOMALOUS OBSERVATIONS

Scp 10028 after further testing is shown to be fully composed of the black ooze which it had been leaking from its eyes upon  discovery, which it can transmute into other objects, most often, skin or clothes. It does not posses bones and only pieces of hardened blood which is as sturdy as rock and can be liquefied at will. This ooze was titled, Scp-10028-2 with the creature itself being 10028-1

Scp 10028-1 has also shown control over -2 dispite distance.

In one experiment, they had taken a piece of cloth made by Scp 10028-2, moved it 25 meters away and they had been requested to move it to which they gave ever a blank stare and did as requested.

When 10028-1 loosen its ooze, it can be regained from consuming nutrients dispite the source. From meat, to water or fruits and vegetables or even humans.

Scp 10028-1 has shown intelligence levels higher that of a rather intelligent human but does not seem to be geniuses level smart. Simply remarkably logical with a good memory. It enjoys telling stories and talking with Scp 49 about matters involving medicine.

Scp 10028 has proved to be markedly kind and loyal, along with possessing a distaste for arguments and violence however enjoys shows of physical strength and endurance and admits to seeing a use in aggressive behavior so dispite discouraging such actions from others, will follow commands even when violent from trusted individuals.

Considering its loyal behavior, Scp 10028 was assigned to Task force Omega 7 after forming a small partner with Scp 076 and often using their ability to calm him during aggressive outbursts.

After time with Task Force Omega 7, Scp 10028 was brought to Site 17.

NON-ANOMALOUS HABITS AND OBSERVATIONS

10028-1 has show great interest in learning about psychology and biology however shows no enjoyment in the pursuit. After learning new facts, they then will promptly fact check it then adjust the humanoid body they've given themselves to fit the information.

ENCOUNTERS WITH OTHER SCP'S

Scp 10028-1 can loose its ooze however and has many other talents. In May 2021, there was an containment breach by Scp 862 during a transportation of Scp 10028. The security officers officers were both killed by 862's tail. However when Scp 10028 was hit, it was smashed against the wall and growled loudly from the impacted and dispite being split in half from the impact, 10028-2 which sprayed across the hall, according to security cameras and eye witnesses accounts, buried itself into 682's skin and burst, sending pieces of 682 flying.

10028-2 reformed 10028-1 which was consideredably smaller before walking over to the flailing head of 682 and placing a bit of 10028-2 into its wound before making skin of skin contact with the creature which caused it to cease movements and seemingly calm down.

After this incident, tests were run that showed Scp 10028-1 could control the bodies and chemicals inside any creature its blood like ooze was inside. It had told the security guards of Scp 682 that they had simply changed the level of Epinephrine and simply replaced it with Oxytocin, Serotonin and fixed the issue with its Norepinephrine.

Since then, 682 has requested its presence on several occasions, even getting violent when its request it denied, claiming 10028 'Made it feel better'

Concerns have been raised of if the drops of 10028-2 were ever recovered from 682's body and if 682's nature towards 10028 could be a side effect if it was not removed.

D-CLASS TESTING

The ooze of Scp 10028 can be helpful if ingested, resulting in increased healing and physical prowess. Those who consume it in large quantities however tend to suffer from extreme paranoia, tending to claim they hear voices, have heart attacks and commonly exhibit homicidal or suicidal behaviors.

A group of D-class individuals that will be here on referenced to as 10028-D-A through 10028-D-F were tasked with digesting differing amounts of Scp 10028-2 and seeing what amounts would be fatal.

10028-D-A taken two drops of 10028-2 and was healed remarkably quick from all further injuries she had received before being experimented on by Scp 049 for 'being too pure.'

10028-D-B has taken 5 drops and was shown to be super humanly strong and fast and no longer showed to be bothered by their previous allergies and moved on the be part of Containment squad 070 however claimed to hear whispers when in silence.

10028-D-D took 10 drops of Scp-10028-2 and had both hyper regeneration and Super strength but also had memories that belonged to Scp-100-1 and claimed to hear voices, telling them to hunt and claim in different scenarios. Eventually 10028-D-D gave into this urge to hunt and was promptly terminated after attempting to kill a doctor he had deemed too close to Scp-10028-1.

10028-D-E took one sip of a cup filled with 10028-2 and recoiled in shock. Claiming it tasted like her favorite food. 10028-D-E showed the same Loyalty to Dr. Brith as Scp 10028-1 and obeyed all commands given. When put in contact with 10028-1, she refused to look them in the eye, claiming the "Urge to claim" would consume her if she did. She often would jolt and stare into space, claiming to see a wolf made out of Scp-10028-2 there. 10028-D-E showed all previous symptoms of Supernatural behavior as well as increased intelligence however eventually, the voices and sightes became too much, and dispite being treated with class A amnisitcs, committed suicide.

10028-D-F is a level 3 restricted file. D-F had be forced to consume a coffee cup filled with -2 before promptlyscreaming, throwing the drink and refusing to drink anymore. 10028-D-F had soon after, left containment to seek out Scp 10028-1 and once found, refused to leave the creature's side. It showed violent behavior toward those who came into contact with -1 and eventually was killed by 10028-1 itself when he threatened Dr. [Redacted]

AUDIO RECORDING OR 10028-C

The following is a audio recording of an Interivew following said incident:

Dr Brith: "Good Morning 10028-1."

10028-1: "Good morning Doctor. I trust you slept well?"

Dr Brith: "Yes. However I wish to ask questions regarding yesterday's incident."

10028-1: "Ah... Yes. My apologies. I'll make sure they don't bother you any further."

Dr Brith: "They?"

10028-1: "Young packlings don't understand having peace with those who arent pack. They, as most of my species do, believe in absolute loyalty... he saw you as a threat to his ■■■■■."

Dr Brith: "Excuse me? I didn't catch that last part."

10028-1: "Yes... I suppose it wouldnt make sense to a human... his... sibling, I suppose would be a fitting term."

Dr Brith: "And what does that mean?"

10028-1: "It means that while they see me as a caretaker, they also see me as someone who needs protection."

Dr Brith: "And he saw me as a threat?"

10028-1: "Yes. And he saw you as a threat. His dosage was oddly high however so most behavior of my packlings wouldn't be so stupid."

Dr Brith: "Ah... What other effects can Scp 10028-2 cause?"

10028-1: "... I belief that's enough for the day. I'd like to go see 049 please."

Scp 10028-1 did not respond to further questions.

THINGS 10028 CAN PASSIVELY CAUSE

•Sudden and Rapid change of mood within 2 meters when Scp is experiencing strong emotions

•Desires to see and touch Scp 10028-1

•Obsessive behavior

•Deppresive episodes

•Body shudders or tics

Anyway! That's the end. Hope you enjoyed, just wanna share me writing scp stuff.

-Fruit Anon

FRUIT I FUCKING LOVE THIS, IT'S AMAZING!

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SHARING WITH US!