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if no one got me, I know imagining my two fave characters fuck nasty will always have my back 😩

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"I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle."

TERMINATOR 2: JUDGMENT DAY dir. James Cameron, 1991

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WATCHMEN dir. zack snyder

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ibuprofen and sink water is the midnight version of coffee and a cigarette…

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reblog to stir prev occasionally

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the thing about adulthood is when someone says something extremely rude to you, you can either turn the other cheek or calmly & firmly correct them. The third option is to tell them “say that again, I’ll bite you” & everyone sort of nervously laughs and tries to move on from your little joke. Which is why I think it’s very important that when they do say it again you follow through. Nobody actually expects you to bite them. We should be biting more. Also if you’re with the county health department do not read thi s post

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oh my god his face is like :D

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i watched ff7 advent children recently and i was sad no one ever found out Cloud was sick for years apparently, so this is a little comic of him being fussed over by his dad friend Barret

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wish we had more internal organ emojis

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Since I keep making the geologist mistake, I figure let's check on some demographics!

*Final Fantasy spin-offs include: X-2 and XIII-2, Lightning Returns, the Tactics games, the Dissidia games, Type-0, games in the Compilation of FFVII (Before Crisis, Ever Crisis, Crisis Core, Dirge of Cerberus, Remake, Rebirth), World of Final Fantasy, etc. Kingdom Hearts does not have side games.

Reblogs for reach greatly appreciated!

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Accidentally woke up the chicken breast boy

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can you tag your nsfw posts thanks

can you write an essay on why you think a blog named after william graham's cock, recently released from tumblr jail for posting spongebob's bussy, should bother doing that?

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII, Compilation of Final Fantasy VII Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Angeal Hewley/Sephiroth, Zack Fair/Genesis Rhapsodos Characters: Genesis Rhapsodos, Zack Fair, Sephiroth (Compilation of FFVII), Angeal Hewley, Kunsel (Compilation of FFVII), Rude (Compilation of FFVII), Scarlet (Compilation of FFVII), Cloud Strife, Lazard Deusericus, Tseng (Compilation of FFVII) Additional Tags: Minor Zack Fair/Aerith Gainsborough, Mutual Pining, Friends to Lovers, Hijinks & Shenanigans, Crack Treated Seriously, Zack and Genesis are partners in crime, the crime is that Angeal and Sephiroth are dense, Kunsel is a mobster, Lazard is tired, Pure Chaos, the authors feel like they had a baby together, Zack is passed around like a joint, Sexual innuendos, alcohol use, Genesis Rhapsodos Does What Genesis Rhapsodos Wants, Genesis Rhapsodos Being Genesis Rhapsodos Summary:

Zack startled: “Are you saying they should get laid?” (…) “They should get laid! And you—yes, you—will help me in the pursuit of this noble endeavor.” Quick as a snake, Genesis reached across the table and grabbed him by the collar of his turtleneck, his lips barely moving in a whisper into the shell of his ear: “I have a plan.”

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not normie enough to fit in but not fringe enough to lean into being a freak, worst of both worlds, pure liminality, just the weird coworker, and unrelatable classmate. and your mutual

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I do find it genuinely interesting that the Silmarillion doesn’t mention Sauron’s reaction to the Silmarils either way. You have just about everyone else tearing apart entire kingdoms in their name, but one of the principal villains isn’t even involved. 

It’s like, either his loyalty to Morgoth is at such a fanatical pitch that it totally negates any interest he might’ve had in them himself, or he’s just off at the side, watching the chaos unfold, like: “I really don’t get all the brouhaha. Personally, I feel that if you’re going to have ultra-magical shiny things that make people absolutely lose their heads with the lust to possess them, they should at least perform some practical function too. Like binding the will and soul of the wearer to your own. Just a thought.”

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Sephiroth tries to join a friends group of 2 who have known each other all their lives, Unfortunately