#their little secret experiments
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So, I've been thinking about and looking into the "Nine-Legged Golden Crow" that Ying Lei said destroyed the White Emperor Tower 500 years ago. The Golden Crow is traditionally three-legged, though, and there are 9 to 10 of them swooping around.
So, now I decided that it was basically three stacked three-legged crows that crashed into the divine trees one day while playing and broke them.
500 years ago, a stack of three crows with three legs each waddles past Li Lun. "Woah, fascinating creature," he thinks and goes on about his day.
A loud crash and boom in the distance. The Divine Tree and White Emperor Tower break down and topple over. Li Lun quirks a brow.
Zhu Yan: "What the f just crashed into the tree, Li Lun? Did you see that?
Li Lun: "It was a nine-legged crow."
Zhu Yan: "Woah!"
And thus history was written and taught to little exposition Ying Lei.
Thanks to dearest piglet for sending me this stack of birds and preventing me from having normal headcanons.
#fangs of fortune#my silly headcanons#sometimes we just roll with whatever canon gives us#ying lei is not the most studious person#but I trust him with my life#also fascinating that ying lei is unaware zhu yan and li lun repaired the white emperor tower#their little secret experiments
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Light of the server.?
#kazedoodl#grian#secret life smp#sl smp#grian fanart#life series#traffic smp#i tried to wonk in a little adventure timey feeling bc idk man! experimenting! with my doodles anyway#my art
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Okay, this is something that I strongly believe Iida and (or) Izuku would do.

He keeps a journal in which he documents every single detail of your sexual encounters.
Entries upon entries detailing how many times you've done it so far, locations, who orgasms first and who lasts longer, who initiates it on each occasion, sexual positions– sketched and labeled, plus their effect on your pleasure and its intensity, and even ideas to be tested in order to enhance the experience for you (although if you were to be asked, you'd say that he's already the best lover you've ever had).
That journal is of course safely stored, someplace that no one can ever reach, and he'd rather die a thousand times than allow another soul to read through it, especially you, because he'd definitely not survive the humiliation of his secret being revealed.
#seriously though how would you react if you were to find out about his little secret#I find it incredibly endearing 😍 him taking notes and doing his best to ensure we enjoy the experience to the fullest ❤️ a real man indeed#iida tenya x reader#tenya iida smut#iida tenya smut#tenya iida x reader#iida smut#iida tenya headcanons#tenya iida x you#iida headcanons#tenya iida imagine#izuku midoriya x reader#izuku midoriya smut#izuku midoriya imagine#izuku midoriya x you#izuku midoriya headcanons#midoriya smut#deku smut#midoriya izuku smut#midoriya izuku x reader
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watching my gay little doctor show and my gay little religion show and my gay little time travel show and my gay little english high society show and my gay little starfleet shows and reading my gay little dostoevsky books and my gay little donna tartt books and my gay little mary shelley books and listening to my gay little rock songs and my gay little classical pieces and watching my gay little—
#the bisexual experience#the nonbinary vibe#house md#hilson#hugh laurie#good omens#ineffable husbands#doctor who#david tennant#peter capaldi#jeeves and wooster#jooster#star trek#fyodor dostoevsky#crime and punishment#raskolnikov/razumikhin#donna tartt#the secret history#the little friend#the goldfinch#mary shelley#frankenstein#tchaikovsky#and many more#starlightseraph’s brainrot
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Sakura and her comically oversized axes

#If you look at the secret reference window you'll see that there are actually a few more drawings#That's for my Sakura finds one (1) mention in a footnote that very very vaguely implies Tobirama did something in a lab#And it sends Sakura spiraling down into a rabbit hole and she comes out the other end a chaotic good ver of Orochimaru au#Danzō would be interested in her experiments bc they would be very lucrative but she's such a fucking psycho for knowledge#And experiments that it would literally only end in disaster for him she'd probably try to dissect him#Also despite her obsession with fitting as many seals as she can in her body without maiming herself she's still *Sakura*#And she has like#A conscious#Girlie would stop at nothing to tear that man and his empire to absolute pieces#Then she would dissect him#haruno sakura#Naruto#naruto shippuden#naruto art#naruto fanart#sakura haruno#Moldy-flowers#This is also art I was drawing while thinking of Tobirama haunting Konoha and bc he's a psycho he manages to find a way to get somebody#To see him but as all first attempts go he fucks it up a little and only this little brat can see him#But as she does when Sakura finds something she's interested in she finds absolutely everything she can and following in#Tobiramas footsteps#Including the racism!!#/j!!!!
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rarepair on side, rarepair on side!
#dungeon meshi#shuro#toshiro nakamoto#namari#toshimari#i think i don't like them romantically as much as i do like... well#the guy went a little hard on the marriage proposal#i think he needs something more casual while he figures himself out too#n i wanna explore some stuff with namari too once i understand her more...#they have a lot of common ground i think. better thoughts coming soon#they're jist so underrated as a dynamic in general#like geez its not like they share half their screentime or anything!#but yeah like. one of those things that's short term experience rather than a long one#and i ❤️ secret third thing#you've heard “chilchuck's type is blondes''#now here comes ''namari's type is tall quiet black-haired people''#art
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‘the children yearn for the mines’ is a little too real to me bc when i was a kid and my older siblings were trying to get me into pokémon i really never cared to try playing. BUT. i was obsessed with the underground mining minigame in dppt. i used to beg my sister to let me take a turn playing and set it up for me bc i didn’t know how to so i could go mine for gems nonstop until i cleared that entire cave section of glittering wall spots which always made me so sad bc i was having such a great time. i didn’t even understand the significance of what i was doing but 7 year old me was high off of it
#years and years later when i actually played platinum myself and it hit me like OH this is the game with the mining thing!!!#you have no idea how happy i was#…and also sad. it made me kinda heartsick bc in my childhood nostalgia dreams#my brother and sister used to play online together and do capture the flag#and their little minigame battles in the underground with their cool secret bases were so fun to watch#like that was back when the wifi connection was working and the games were alive and relevant#but i came back to it far far too late. when it was a mere relic and i was alone with no other players#still. hearing the music again brought a smile to my face#pokémon#dppt#i am once again rambling about my very special relationship to sinnoh#i didn’t play pokémon as a kid but also yes i did it was part of my childhood. like without really knowing much about it#the lil character sprites. hearthome city theme#the contests#the crunchy sound of the map opening#and the incomprehensible map itself#the bike and surf music#empoleon and staravia’s cries as they went to use surf and fly#truly. being a younger sibling watching your older sibling play has such an impact on you#it’s all nostalgic to me too i just didn’t know the full context of it myself back then#couple all this with the weird feeling of having played pokémon legends arceus as my first own game#and THEN going and finally checking out dppt#it was like double nostalgia. two different half-nostakgia experiences#just. agh i make fun of gen 4 for a lot of things but it is fundamentally my heart isn’t it#i also literally am incapable of talking about it for more than 5 minutes without bringing pla into it lol#pokeposting
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oh my gosh what if in a crossover with cass apocalyptic series casey jr somehow figures out he and the swnau bros are in a similar situation and they can all bond over isdhfgskdjhfasgd
they're gonna be besties <3
#hehehehe#i think their experiences might be a little different#but i still like the idea of them being secret turtle pals#asks#anon#sorrywhatnowau#crossover#tmnt#rottmnt#cass apocalyptic series#fidgetwing
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wendy the werewolf stalker yuri
bc i got reminded of it COUGH COUGH
#my hc in this is that kon got nervous telling barret her name so she just went w/wendy#& now barret is the inly 1 who calls her wendy & its like a little secret of smth UHMM#this took me like a full house episode length & half the time i was just starring stunned @ the fucking screen#weird shit was happening i cant believe this is the episode thats my 1st house experience wtf even hapoened#kart#puppee art#i actually rlly like this sketch 4 some reason? its ugly but i like it so BLEHH
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Charlie: 'Be so goofy that no one ever takes you seriously […] Let it take over. Let Troy guide you.' Troy Betteridge: 'Are you sure about that? Because any time I "go with the flow," I end up back in the mansion bouncing on a [Troy: fucking/Ty: blasted] trampoline. If I'm going to accomplish anything, I can't do whatever Troy feels like doing.'
Spotify -> woe.b 195 -> [16:16] ▶️
Troy Betteridge: 'Oh… there is going to be bouncing' TROYS HOUSE I DON'T WANNA PLAY GAMES //but I// bounce high when I'm on a trampoLIIIIIIINE
I love that Troy Betteridge complained to Charlie about having to bounce with the Troys all the time but once they were in the trampoline room, he outright refused to stop bouncing for Stinky's Key Information.
#once again very aware of how absurd I sound to my non-WBG listening bestie#anyway#it's not secret roller skate disco room party but it's three Troys bouncing and Stinky in a crop top#it'll have to do for now#“for now” because I AM going to paint that hc roller skate disco scene#also: shoutout to Charlie and Troy being Flinch together#“Be so goofy no one ever takes you seriously” I see you Charlie /pos#fun art details:#I chose red green and blue as the base colors for the three Troys as a nod to Huey Dewey and Louie#OVER Troy aka Cowtroy ie the one we meet first and the original tater tot hot dot appreciator is wearing red#OI Troy aka Troi wears green and I made him the buffest one to represent the OI background#He says he hates Eagle but wow he sure is eager to punch people isn't he? So I gave him a little Eagle glamour to represent his training#Box Troy aka Troy Betteridge aka Try Better is the only one opting out of a crop top for the obvious “Ty is in there” reasons#I gave him a duck T-shirt to reemphasize my old man love for Donald Duck and also because he's the odd duck (gettit?)#Stinky is just chilling and enjoying the view#good for you Stinky#I also chose blue for Try Better because Blue Ty works in Experimental and wow someone sure experimented on Troy Betteridge!#but we don't know which color Ty is in there of course#could be Rainbow Ty#Mystery Betteridge#or... “there is no Purple” Ty Betteridge#anyway pt. 2#bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce#bouncing with the Troys#woe.begone#w.bg spoilers#wbg#stinky wbg#troy wbg#ty betteridge
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no youre completely right - im a gay (trans)man and i legit wanna see so much more about the women bc There Is So Little. I wanna make a lesbian oc who gets bent in half by taash. im very normal.
i’m just tired man!!!! it feels so obvious how disproportionate it is when you’ve got. a cast of characters that we know almost equally little about. and a few of them explode in popularity and it’s like spongebob sticking his hand out the curtain. literally all a character needs to do numbers is to be a light-skinned man
#like you bring up taash!! we know equally little abt taash and emmrich. why is one FUCKING EVERYWHERE and i’m like. scrounging for scraps#sometimes i feel like there has to be a secret other main dragon age tag that has the real stuff in it#but maybe it’s just the tumblr userbase idfk#i feel like i’ve seen a little bit more of neve since the trailer but still not anything on the level as everyone’s fave boys#and before you hit me with ‘lucanis was in a couple short stories’ harding was in the literal entire last game. and she and neve had comics#there’s obviously something to be said about character types too. a lot of people love dark and broody#vs harding keeps getting described as Girl Next Door and that’s much less popular. fine i’m not going to argue abt individual tastes#but like. neve isn’t popping off??? on the columbo fansite????#everyone’s talking about emmrich’s experiments and research but no one talks about bellara’s??#like personally. ok. lesbian opinion so take that for what it’s worth. but i don’t understand all the lucanis thirst#davrin i could understand. davrin can get it. he gets way fewer thirstposts than the other men (hmmm interesting im sure it’s nothing 🙃)#i’m just like. tired. i don’t want to say people can’t enjoy what they’re excited about#but it adds up!#i feel guilty complaining when i am also not doing a lot of Female Character Poasting but like#there’s only so much i can do as someone who can’t draw and has been too busy to keep on top of all the breaking news
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Back in Far Harbor gang… I get they probably didn’t want to extend a cutscene where the player had no control out too long, but I do wish in the Acadia meeting that you can eavesdrop on they brought up Nick 😭 but they do Not so here’s me making up scenarios. The Usual. 😏
#my art#described#fallout 4#dima#fallout 4 dima#nick valentine#also like the idea that Nick & Dima have internal fans and when they get Super Emotional u just hear WRRRRRRRRRRRRRR WHDBDJ#also playing with the idea that po is a psyker/has a ‘sight’ equivalent that’s. essentially just in-game save-scumming LMAO#rly hoping that’s not an idea I’m accidentally stealing from someone. PLS lemme know if someone else has used that and I just Forgot 😭#but ye essentially when faced with the more decisive moments. Po might just pass out and ‘experience’ all of the options -#- (akin to garnets future vision in SU I’d say!) and that helps him determine the best path forward#thought sometimes when it’s a smaller decision he doesn’t pass out. just experiences some light fatigue and then -#- ‘oh ya btw that trunk is trapped. yea you’ll get blowed up if you just open it.’ ‘…. well thanks for relaying that .0001 seconds before-#-I opened it PO.’#but anyway. all that to say that’s what Nick’s referring to when he said po probably ‘saw’ it and then encouraged the path#po meanwhile is upstairs looking through faraday’s diary - I mean uhhhhhhhhhh the other secret stuff. def not his diary#anyway. DiMA’s not biological but there is an importance to him to him and Nick’s relationship. he’s stupid protective of Nick -#- who probably doesn’t appreciate being the ‘little’ brother all that much. but that’s just how DiMA’s rationalized their ‘roles’#I just like em hehe
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POV: You're the mailman delivering the package I ordered and I've been standing on my porch waiting for you since I saw it was out for delivery at 6am.
#hamish linklater#midnight mass#father paul hill#father john pruitt#hamfam#I ordered a delta 8 cart to try for the first time#I will live “tweet”/blog my experience.#will probably rewatch MM or TNAOOC to see my sweet little babygirl matthew#I still haven't watched tell me your secrets because I'm scared I will fall in love with the nasty bad man
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I do have some persistent thoughts and anxieties about being recorded/monitored/whatever that are like... I'm too aware that they're Not True for it to be full blown paranoia or delusion, but I can really clearly see what it would be like to be a version of myself who did tip over into stuff like this with less insight and it would not be fun.
#and idk maybe there's a reason why psychiatrists always ask me these leading questions#about whether I think the tv or radio ever sends me secret messages#because 'sensitive and clever girls like [me]' think that sometimes#per their framing of it#and I think because psychosis is so stigmatised people don't mention stuff they experience that's a little adjacent in clinical settings#if it's not actually doing much harm in their lives#but idk
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carlo's inherent tragedy as a character means that if he hadn't died young he would've gone through something worse. the horrifying realization that he inherited his father's personality <3
#lies of p#geppetto is over and over mentioned and shown to be a very stubborn man.#and the little we see of carlo.... it works.... he was in fact kind of a bull-headed little brat.#and everyone knows how much parents with strong personalities ~loooooooove~ when their kids. get it from them.#i'm not ragging on carlo. the basis of personality that is inherited is not the sole defining factor in what a person is like--#--and what is developed & changed by one's experiences would make them very different people still.#THAT SAID: i do think carlo achieving his little dream of being The Best Stalker In The World WOULD put him at risk of.#going down the same path his dear old man did :^)#there's something about being at the top of your field and what being the unquestioned authority in all that pertains to it can--#--very easily make one close-minded and set in their ways. it's probably what happened with geppetto.#i mean if my timeline is right he fucked with venigni's grand covenant long before he needed to enact mass murder to resurrect his son.#which to me speaks of him considering only himself as a trustworthy authority for a long time.#the tags in these posts really are the main feature now huh. sorry about that i just like talking here better.👍its like a secret post.#anyway. LOVE YOU DEAD BOY
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#watching fandom drama play out when you're still mostly lurking in said fandom is a surreal experience#part of me is sort of relieved that i haven't been more active#would i have joined that server? would i have been one of the people they bullied?#i'm a mess of contradictions: i crave community but am terrible at all the things you need to cultivate it#i'm anxious and awkward and overthink every little interaction#but i've lucked out and found some really stellar fandom besties over the years who make me feel loved and accepted anyway#it takes a certain kind of bravery to put yourself out there online. a certain level of trust.#so for a group of people to actively choose to betray that trust in order to. what?#gain some imaginary amount of social clout? promote a fic? feed their own insecurities?#it's honestly beyond comprehension for me#i'm a relative nobody in this fandom so i'm not sure how much weight this will carry#but for what it's worth#having lurked here since last september#the broader community feels like it's a safe space. a space built on acceptance and love.#i've recently chatted with a few different people who have been nothing but lovely and i'm hoping that those conversations continue#and even though putting myself out there on discord feels like a nigh impossible ask atm#(did anyone else not know that secret channels were a thing? what in the supervillain hell!)#i'm gonna try my damnedest#fandom is bigger than one person. correction: one bully. bc that's what she is. a bully.#and i'm heartened that most everyone has rallied to show her and her cohort the door#to anyone affected by her bullshit. i love you and i'm so sorry and i hope you find a true safe space#ANYWAY#pass the what a year huh/lemon it's january meme#good omens
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