#the bisexual experience

[lelianasbong]

bisexual disaster wyll ravengard immediately after complimenting lae'zel's gorgeous eyes, telling astarion he's 'so gods-damned charming' and well-coiffed, saying that gale is elegant on the battlefield and he'd love to have seen him dance, calling halsin a hunk and telling shadowheart he's blessed to be in her presence:

"I wouldn't know a flirtation if you whacked me upside the head with it"

[starlightseraph]

watching my gay little doctor show and my gay little religion show and my gay little time travel show and my gay little english high society show and my gay little starfleet shows and reading my gay little dostoevsky books and my gay little donna tartt books and my gay little mary shelley books and listening to my gay little rock songs and my gay little classical pieces and watching my gay little—

[ch-4-eri]

i get attention from one pretty girl and i act like a teenage boy that never touched a woman in his life

[woollywanderer]

Average fan telling people why they like Arcane: writes a beautifully thought out 3000 word essay on why season one is one of the greatest accomplishments in television in the 21st century.

Me telling people why I like Arcane: lesbians good; dying man sexy.

[savage-rhi]

I want them carnally, and I also want to steal their gender and personality.

[witsserviceablesubstitute]

Sanji's ladies man archetype is read as bisexual because of all its overbearing overcompensation. It's like p4's Yosuke that deflects any queerness out of fear of its reflection but is still all tangled in his crush on Yu. Or Dean in Supernatural whose understanding of masculinity is tied to his identity as a ladies man but who consistently gets flustered and knotted up by other men. The archetype also tends to not be normal around women, ever, so the only genuine relationships they cultivate are with other men. I understand, I was overbearingly overcompensating once upon a time.

[s0apshipping]

god i wish that was me (either one of them)

[otterology]

I can't believe this was literally Fourteenth

[thatlittlesentientfox]

can I say… the bisexual experience?

[fizzy-blood]

I think my type is cannibalistic demons w black empty voids where their eyes should be (EJ from Creepypasta and Rosie from Hazbin Hotel)

[shmothman]

just saw the mummy (1999) in the theater (as god intended) i feel blessed

[upwardsdescensum]

she's been on tumblr.com

[pineapplebunnies]

god i know I’m old when I would fight Poseidon for leaving Sally Jackson all alone. Fuck Gabe I’m Percy’s step mom now

[b1v2l3n4]

Today's Pilates: I open the door and see round shoulders, a beautiful gray hair in a bun, tattoos all over the arms. And I think: what a hot butch, looking forward for today's class 😏 The person turns to face me. FUCK, IT'S BLACKBEARD! Looking forward for today's class 😏

[scribblerlostinspace]

all i want is to be happy (to be in a throuple with mulder and scully) is that so much to ask for?

[hippofox]

Being a multishipper be like 'ah yes, my favorite ship, Rose/Kanaya&Karkat/Jade/Dave/Terezi/Vriska/John/Roxy/Sollux&Calliope 🥰 right, guys?'

'....guys?'