#their goofy lil outfits are the cutest

[lordtraco]

Local train man teaches his eel son Rain Dance. Bystanders say his opponent could be heard loudly asking if this was "revenge for Mold Breaker Earthquake".

Seconds later, chaos ensued as the unexpected move Throat Chop-

[huckleberrykai]

txt ~ there's food at home

pairing: dad!txt x fem!reader scenario: what txt would be like as dads! :) warnings: obvs mentions of dads, mom!reader, very fluffy click here for my masterlist!

soobin:

i wrote a lil bit about soobs here

i feel like soobin would have sooo many kids

like a small soobin army

he'd just have like 4 kids running around at his feet at all times

he'd be the best best best dad even if he's a little bit irresponsible sometimes cause he just can't say no

always trying to do things with all of them like playing a video game together even tho he always lets them win :')

don't even try get alone time with him when your babies are there because they just wanna hug him all the time :( <3

just you, your husband, and 4 whole children piled in your bed

soobin loves it tho, all his favourite people all in one bed cuddled up to him :')

yeonjun:

GIRL DAD GIRL DAD

i feel like he'd just have one daughter

she'd be the apple of his eye, he'd do anything for her

the responsible but still fun dad

like he wouldn't give her ice cream for breakfast but he'd buy her any princess dress she asked for

even if you asked him not to spoil her too much he'd still do it

"why can't i spoil my baby Y/N?"

would def put you all in matching outfits and take silly family selfies

definitely takes her to get her ears pierced without your knowledge so they could wear matching earrings

she's his little princess he can't say no :(

beomgyu:

he is the 3rd child .

you'd have like 2 kids and he'd just encourage them when they're being silly

he'd never scold them, but he'd try to be stern when you're around

but otherwise he's very much a 'just don't tell mom' dad

you'd come home from the supermarket to them all covered in mud and not even question it

he'd be a great dad overall tho, always looking out for his kids

oh theres a bully at school? not anymore! don't like your sandwich? he'll make them a new one! need a hug? dad's there in a second.

as goofy as he is he loves his babies so much he'd do anything to make sure they're safe and happy <33

taehyun:

dadzilla.

he'd have 3 kids i think, he'd try his best to be the best dad ever

he just wants everything to be perfect ~ he wants the best for his kids, even if that means feeding them vegetables and taking away their games consoles until they do their homework

packs their lunches every day with a little note and a treat

probably the most responsible dad out of them all

definitely has his moments tho

they're his babies after all

definitely slips them extra pocket money

or if he know's they've had a rough day the day before he'll put an extra chocolate bar into their lunchbox

his downfall is spoiling them - maybe even more than yeonjun sometimes

he's just so proud of them they deserve everything :(

hueningkai:

i feel like you'd just have one son and he'd be kai's carbon copy

he'd be so well behaved neither of you even had to really try

they'd just spend forever hanging out on the couch playing pokemon

he'd be kai's little best friend fr

when they'd feel chaotic tho,, good luck. they're teaming up against u and tickling u until you agree to get mcdonald's even tho there's food at home

he'd even gift his plushie collection to him so he can start his own :')

he'd def be best friends with taehyun's son bcs the tyunning best friends agenda runs through generations

overall he'd be a great dad, he'd try his best with packing lunches and hanging out with him - even if his sandwiches aren't as good as mom's

you'd be the cutest little family :')

so much love hsjkal soft dad kai my beloved

[tonberry-yoda]

Hey there! :DD

I saw your requests are open and I was wondering if I could get an (romantic or platonic, it’s up to you) Overwatch Matchup? Headcanons, or a small drabble if you prefer (cooking or shopping together?)

Sorry, this is gonna be all over the place, but:

I’m a demigirl and gay asf (women iykwim). A bit taller and kinda chubby? My hair is pretty short and I have a tendency to impulsively dye it with wash out colours. I’m also an audhd kid lmao. Born and raised in Austria, so I’m fluent in german as well as english (I know a tiny bit of spanish too!)

I live for cute things!!! It’s round and soft? I need it!But I come of as kinda scary because I dress more punk/alt, which is a shame because I’m touch starved and want a hug real bad. I also have a very strange sense of humor, which I’d need a partner who wouldn’t mind that.

I love vocaloids and goth music and I think that sums up my personality perfectly haha (my favorite musician rn is Shilpa Ray!!!) I listen to music pretty much 24/7.

Ideally, I’d like someone who’s fun to be around, yet still respecting of my boundaries. My love languages are gift-giving, parallel play and physical touch and I’d need a partner who would be excited about randomly getting leaves or just memes from me. I love baking and cooking for people I care about!! I also draw a lot, alongside other creative things like sculpting, photography, cosplay and writing. I tend to stim when really excited and if someone joined me in doing that, it’d actually make me want to marry them or keep them in a glass terrarium to observe their activities. I also just LOVE shopping, even if I don’t end up buying anything.

To sum it up: scary looking chubby girl with a love for cute things and way too many hobbies who makes too many jokes for their own good

I hope that’s alright? Also no pressure to write this at all!!

(Btw I love your writing style!!! <3)

hi there!!! this was perfect!! it was super easy for me to pick a character for you!! and seriously, thanks for asking for an overwatch matchup because i do not do enough overwatch requests lol. alright im rambling, now onto your character!

the character I chose for you is...

MEI!!

like women you say??

LIKE CUTE THINGS YOU SAY???

this is the cutest woman in town!

plus y'all are both a lil chubby making cuddling THE BEST

like cuddles are the absolute best with this girl!

she will 100% help you dye your hair

round and soft you say???

here's your new girlfriend!!

she doesnt mind if you come off as a little scary, if anything, she's obsessed with the dynamic of the both of you

she's super cute and wears just soft outfits and you look all grunge and punk

it's awesome

she likes the music you listen to, but it definitely isn't her go to, so just know that she will be putting on lofi and you will be groaning in the background, waiting for the aux back lmaooo

she LOVES to laugh

she doesnt mind a weirder sense of humor because she definitely has a goofy one

like those really random gen z memes are her shit

send her those at 3am and she will be laughing for hours lmfao

SHE NEEDS PHYSICAL TOUCH AS MUCH AS YOU DO

i mean, she is cold all the time, so warm cuddles are what she needs the most

expect a lot of random hugs from out of nowhere

she loves baking and cooking just as much as you do (that's what your mini fic below is gonna be about tee hee)

please tell her about your hobbies

she loves to see you excited

and please ask about hers

she loves talking to you for hours <3

she thinks it is sweet when you stim, so she will grab your hands and jump in the air with you when you're both excited

definitely not bothered by your adhd at all

she will help you when you need it most

she will 10000% go shopping with you and even end up buying you stuff even when you say she doesnt have to

and you will do the same lmaooo

just know that she loves you with all her heart and couldnt ask for a better girlfriend/partner!! <333

NOW FOR THE MINI FIC TEE HEE

MINI FIC

You giggled and watched Mei as she was fully focused on icing the cake you two had made together. Her tongue was slightly sticking out to help her focus and she had a dot of white icing on her nose.

She pulled back for a second to look the cake over and you needed to help get rid of that icing that was annoying you so much. You kissed her on the nose and licked off the icing making her giggle. "Ew, don't lick me!" She said jokingly, lightly pushing you away.

"You had icing on your nose." You said, taking the piping tool from her to finish up the details on the cake.

"Did I really?" She asked, her face going a bit red.

"Yeah, but it was cute." You stopped icing for a second to give her a kiss on the cheek, making her smile.

"You know, I think this is the best cake we've made yet," she said, putting her hands on her hips proudly. "What do you think, babe?"

"Oh, definitely!" You finished icing the cake, satisfied with your work and stood to admire it for a moment before taking a picture.

"Are we gonna eat the crap outta this thing?" Mei asked, already grabbing a fork.

"Oh hell yeah we are!"

~~~~~

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@tonberry-yoda

[chocolvte]

ITZY IMAGINE.

. . what they would be like as girlfriends

author’s note �� you can find headcanons for the individual members in greater detail on my masterlist <3

listen to girls by girl in red

「 yeji 」

you’re that couple™

like you and yeji are just cute? your personalities mesh really well and you always make each other smile and it’s just adorable okay?

everyone else is jelly.

you guys do cute shit like make each other friendship bracelets with those lil alphabet beads except they say things like “dummy” and “bitch” bc you’re quirky like that

wearing not quite matching (bc tacky) but like coordinated ?? outfits … yes ma’am !!

「 jisu 」

you can’t tell me this wouldn’t be the cutest relationship ever?? like can you imagine

* whispers * matching butterfly hair clips

also baking together! and surprisingly each other with little goodie bags full of cookies and scrunchies and lip balm

watching movies late at night but they turn into deep talks bc lia is actually a really good listener and she’s been through a lot and loves the trust you two have built with each other

you also both have a polaroid of each other in your phone cases :D

「 ryujin 」

she is the backbone of your relationship. so dependable and trustworthy and sweet.

no matter what you’ve been through, she’s so understanding about it. like she never pushes you to talk about anything you don’t want to.

laughing until you cry is a regular thing

online shopping dates! #quarantineszn

i feel like you would be that couple that dyes and cuts each other’s hair at like three a.m. on snapchat

「 chaeryeong 」

so sweet and caring, but never in an overwhelming or gross way

she’s always holding your hand and doing the thing where she moves her thumb back and forth over your knuckles.

lots of skinship in general

getting ready together and doing each other’s makeup and hair and sharing clothes

lots of cheek kisses !!

「 yuna 」

teases you constantly but is the first to defend you if anyone ever actually tries to speak badly about you

play with her hair and she will MELT but she’ll still never admit that she likes it

lots of goofy couple pictures

even if you don’t like having your nails done she still likes painting them to match hers and you let her because she’s so cute.

she likes to joke that she doesn’t need you but in reality she’s the clingiest baby (╥﹏╥)

[just-a-creep-babe]

Matchup!

Commissioned by @1that-one-person1 Thank you so much bby 😘❣️

Requests are closed

Masterlist: x

I match you with: Stephanie

SFW

Steph has been through a lot

Her world has been shrouded by fear, paranoia, hatred and misery for as long as she can remember

Which is why she’s almost immediately attracted to your calm & quiet demeanor

You seem like such a soft & welcoming safe-haven from the stress that she usually has to deal with

It makes her wanna stick around your side from day one—even if part of her is afraid of dragging you into the mess that is her life

She just can’t resist wanting to be around you tbh

And the more time she spends with you, the more she notices the little things—like how you tend to keep to yourself & you seem a bit shy

But she also notices the way your eyes light up when someone mentions a thing you like

And it’s just so dang endearing; it makes her wanna get to know you a lot better :>

She isn’t exactly super extroverted herself, but she tries her best to chat you up whenever she gets the chance

She specifically tries learning about the nerdy stuff you’re into so that she has something to talk to you with

And she‘s sort of a huge nerd herself, so her interest is pretty genuine ^^

Once she starts getting to know you better, she absolutely adores how kind & funny you are

You go from being this cute ray of sunshine to her best friend that never fails to make her laugh

Her day always seems to get better when you’re around <3

And the little crush she has soon turns into a full-blown I-think-I’m-in-love-with-you-but-I-don’t-want-to-ruin-our-friendship-or-make-you-uncomfortable situation

She becomes terrified that you find out she’s in love with you because she doesn’t wanna lose what y’all have

And the fact that you tend to be naïve sometimes only makes things so much worse because she’s scared of deceiving you

It’s only when one of the guys prolly Jeff talks to her that she finally manages to build up the courage to confess

And she’s so relieved when you reciprocate her affection ^^

She’s also hella nervous too because now she‘s gotta open up & be vulnerable with you

She’s not completely jaded to the world, but like I said, she’s pretty traumatized, so normal things like intimacy up can be a bit difficult sometimes

It helps that you’re so kind & caring though uwu

Homegirl really, really likes you, and she wants to make your first date special, but she isn’t exactly good at that sort of thing

It kinda freaks her out a bit ngl

So Jeff helps her out again

He’s honestly a great wingman lmao

With his support, she sets up plans for a cute movie night with some good food, fairy lights, scented candles & lots of blankets & snacks

By the end of the date, y’all end up stuffed with junk food, listening to music together with your pinkies linked 😚😚

Speaking of, she fucking LOVES music, and because she’s a bit shy at first, she’ll express how she feels through the different songs she shows you

It becomes the way you communicate deeper feelings sometimes, and it’s honestly so cute 🥺🥰

While she is terrified of intimacy at first, she’s also a hopeless romantic

So she gradually becomes more comfortable with the whole dating thing over time

She sets up the cutest activities for you to do together

Including, but not limited to; stargazing, going to planetariums, petting zoos, aquariums, museums, art galleries & a BUNCH of other places

She likes art as well, so whenever you get the urge to doodle, she’s right there with ya ;)

You end up working together on bigger pieces and they look ✨bomb af✨

She can’t animate, but watching you work your magic makes her wanna try it out

She’ll be eternally grateful if you teach her, and she’s a great student, too—she’s a super fast learner :D

She’s also dabbled a bit in cosplay, but she’s a bit shy about it

So seeing you so open & enthusiastic about it is sUch a confidence boost :>

She’ll shyly try it out with you again—and she gets all cute & flustered when you compliment her outfit, it’s super adorable 💞💕

Still, she tends to prefer sticking to the sidelines & helping you out with your costume though

And she’s a relatively good seamstress, too, so she can take care of any outfit modifications needed uwu

Because she’s sort of a dork, she’ll go with you to conventions too—no doubt about it ;)

~Loves~ buying art & cute trinkets as souvenirs, so expect to come back w lots of merch lmao

And she almost always ends up buying you some kind of cute plushie, just cause she can 😌💖

She thinks you’re an amazing person with a heart of gold—which is why she hates it when anyone makes fun of you or tries to roast you

She’s not super confrontational, so she won’t jump in & snap at them, but she’ll definitely give em “a look” & be super passive-aggressive with them

She’ll get you out of any uncomfortable situations as fast as she can, and then she’ll do anything to reassure you and/or distract you

Because of everything that’s happened in her life, she hates hospitals, but she’ll still go with you to appointments/check-ups because she wants to give you her full support

And she also does her best to keep up with any medical info she might need—so if some kind of emergency happens, she’ll know what to do

She’s on & off medication, so if you have to take some as well, you’ll always end up reminding one another to take 👏them 👏meds👏

Honestly, while she does still have her bad days, having you by her side makes everything so much better

She’s eternally grateful to have met you <3

NSFW

Homegirl isn’t the most dominant person in bed tbh

She’s sort of a switch, leaning towards bottoming or being a power bottom

So the first few times you’re together, it ends up being that meme

You know the one… yeah, that one

But just like how she learns to be more vulnerable over time, she also learns to enjoy topping a lot more~

You just look so cute & endearing beneath her, how could she not want to take control & make you feel good, y’know?

She’s relatively vanilla, but also down to try some BDSM stuff

Wouldn’t mind tying you up & teasing you until you just can’t take any more~

Like, despite being vanilla, if there’s one thing this girl loves, it’s being a tease

She adores how desperate you grow under her touch while beg because you’re just so needy

She’s a bit iffy when it comes to degrading you, but she’ll definitely praise you a whole lot

Loves worshipping your curves with her hands & mouth while murmuring how soft & sweet & perfect you are

Overall, she really just wants to make ya feel good

Sex is how she enjoys showing her love & dedication to you, so she always tries to make it as enjoyable as she can

Things always end up super steamy & sensual

But she also likes being goofy sometimes, so there‘s never too much pressure or anything ^^

On special occasions (or just when she’s feeling a lil frisky ;)) she’ll dress up in cute lingerie

And she’ll absolutely love it if you do too~

Definitely be ready for a bunch of compliments—especially if you get flustered easily ;3

She enjoys being a bit risqué when it comes to teasing you in public 👀

And if she’s not there to do it in person, she’ll send nudes instead ;)

She sends some lewd ass pics when she knows you’re in the middle of something or surrounded by other people, just to get you all riled up :p

It’s not fair—and she knows & loves it~ >:)

She always wants you to be happy & comfortable though, so she won’t do it if you tell her not to

Your comfort has ultimate priority over anything else

Which also means y’all have a bunch of established safewords—just in case

Overall?

Loving & caring gf

You’re at the center of her attention during sex; she does whatever it takes for you to have an enjoyable experiences

Please cherish her & return her affection cause she’s been through a lot & deserves it too :”)

[doctorgerth]

Corazon for your lil game ❤ Btw what Disney are u watching ?

Hey Lucy! Glad you came in with sweet Rosi 💕 I just finished A Goofy Movie lmao and now I think I’m about to watch Tangled, I haven’t seen it in forever!

Donquixote Rosinante

| Favorite thing about them |

Of course it’s gonna be his compassion and how he took Law in like his own. His love for Law who was nothing but a bratty kid to him in the beginning ughh He’s such a complex character but we can all agree that he’s a soft dork with lots of love to give and he deserved better!

| Least favorite thing about them |

How abusive he was towards kids. I get that he was trying to deter them from joining the Donquixote pirates but I feel like...he could’ve went a better way about it lol also duh the fact that he is DEAD will always be my least favorite thing

| Favorite line |

“You stabbed me that day, but it didn’t hurt at all! I know you were the one who was in pain! You poor thing, Law!” I’m about to cry just thinking about it 🥺🥺 it’s the first time he cries over Law and becomes really vulnerable as he just pours his heart out and poor Law was awake the whole time and cried when Rosi walked away FUCK ok imma stop cuz I’m getting sad now

| brOTP |

More than bros but of course it’s Law!! The sweetest family

| OTP |

I’ve seen some crack ships of him and Bell-meré and I think that is the CUTEST thing. The two of them raising their hooligan kids together I luvvv. Other than this, of course my OTP for Rosi is some good ol Lusinante 😘

| nOTP |

Anything with his brother. Just cut that bitch off my dude

| Random headcanon |

I think he would be very good at baking if he didn’t constantly set the kitchen on fire!

| Unpopular opinion |

Uhh this is tough. Hmm, I think he’s softer than he lets on. He definitely inherited his kindness from his dad and I know due to the circumstances, he’s grown a bit colder, but I think if he could’ve stuck around with Law a little bit longer, we could’ve seen the softest sides from him. He is a Cancer after all and we be some emotional and soft bbs 🥺❤️

| Song I associate with them |

Your Guardian Angel - The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

It’s more for a romantic kind of love I suppose, but it’s still very fitting for his relationship with Law 🥺

| Favorite picture of them |

This is the first ask and it’s already impossible lmao I’m probably just going to exclude this one cuz there are SO 👏🏻 MANY 👏🏻 perfect fan arts of him out there. I will say though, anything with him in a marine outfit or wholesome moments with Law is god tier 👌🏻

Thanks for the ask Lucy!!

[cherry-wine-supernova]

Concept to cheer you up! Going on a first date with Joe 🥰❤

OH MY GOD imma do this as a headcanon bc I’ve thought about this a LOT (also soz if this a bit short bc my brain cannot write out a whole one shot rn which I low key might do one day???)

Okay so

I feel like this first date would low key be like a blind date of sorts????

Like I’m picturing it as such:

You know Ben bc y’all are working together in a new project

And he knew that the moment y’all did your chemistry read that you reminded him a lot of Joe

So when y’all got casted, homeboy was hyping him up to you like hell

He did so much good wingman work that you were eventually like, “Alright, Jones, let me meet this Joe guy you can’t stop obsessing over”

And Ben’s all 😁😁👏🏽👏🏽

So Ben sets it all up - where y’all would meet, what time, etc

And when that day comes, you are nervous as h e l l

Bc Ben showed you a picture of Joe

And you def stalked him on social media

And that didn’t help bc he is legit one of the most handsome men you have ever seen

And the way Ben hyped him up as, he was definitely your type - the goofy, sweet, life-of-the-party

And trust me - Joe is also freaking tf out over this too

Bc Ben, too, took his excellent wingman skills over to Joe to talk about you

And he was already in deep just solely based on what Ben told him

But seeing your Instagram?????????

For get it

Joe was shook over how drop-dead gorgeous you were, and to have an equally amazing personality???

Did Jesus answer his prayers or something???

ANYWAYS

So y’all end up meeting at this cute, quaint restaurant

And the moment you step out of your Uber, you see Joe immediately, and your breath hitches

Bc holy fuck, this man even more handsome in person??

Seeing him with his dark auburn hair neatly groomed, light blue, short sleeved button-up top doing wonders for his built arms, dark blue jeans fitting in all the right places????

Sis imma need a glass of water bc I need to see this outfit on him whew CHILE

And when he lifts his head to the chime of the door open and sees you??

And you’re looking hella good in your tight-fitted navy blue dress and black blazer??

He is a dead man and he knows it

So he would walk up to you with a smile on his face, the smile that made you nearly melt

And introduce himself to you, and you nearly forget your name bc he has already charmed you, even with just the sound of his voice, and those arms

But anyways, lemme get to the good shit now 😂😂

So y’all get seated, and then y’all ask the Typical First Date questions - “where are you from?”, “where did you go to school?”, etc - but it’s so different

Like I promise you that having a conversation with Joe is nothing but ordinary, bc we know he’s cracking jokes and being just utterly charming

And you find yourself just thoroughly enjoying the conversation bc you finally have someone that matches your level of sarcasm and wit

And there’s definitely a point in the date (probably towards the end) where Joe just pauses for a second to look at you, a soft smile gracing that beautiful face of his

And he says, “Y/n, you are just really amazing, do you know that?”

Which totally makes you blush hard, burying your face in your hands.

And after dinner is over (which we know our sweet prince is paying for, despite your insistence on splitting), he walks you over to your Uber, who had just arrived

And Joe goes in for a hug, his strong arms wrapping around your waist tightly as you pull him in to you

And then when y’all try to break apart the hug, y’all can’t seem to let each other go

And Joe’s like, “I had such a lovely time tonight, y/n.”

And you respond with a whispered, “Me too.”

And then he’s looking into your eyes, and they’re flittering back and forth between your lips and eyes, and you felt the butterflies that were already going wild in your stomach go apeshit, and he asks,

“Can I kiss you?”

Bc we stan a man who asks for consent

And you say yes bc hELLO Joe freaking Mazzello has stolen your heart at this point

And he leans in, and you swear you feel like time stopped

And that boy can kiss y’all

His kisses were gentle, yet so... sweet in a way??

Like it was a kiss you couldn’t get enough of bc of how good he made you feel - just by using his lips, y’all

And he breaks away first, and he’s all flustered and cute and shit

And you swear you could look at him like that forever - the heart-eyes that he was giving you, his cheeks were flushed pink, and those fucking lips were just swollen from the kissing

And you go, “you free tomorrow?”

And he just grins the cutest lil smile (we all know the one)

And he agrees, and y’all plan for a second date

And you both profusely thank Ben for his surprising matchmaking skills

Which, lbr, turns into multiple, and then y’all end up together

bc that man is the perfect boyfriend material

And that’s that on THAT

[taechnological]

What’s your favorite favorite bts era in terms of style? For each member

SKSKKFJJK this took SO many of my braincells to think bc i'm decisive af when it comes to deciding favs for bts BUT only for u anon angel uwu,,, here are my fav era for each member, style-wise :

seokjin

FIRE ERA!! i've said this before and i'm saying this again,, jin SLAYED fire era and i don't think i can EVER get over his powerful aura from this era. just mwah.

yoongi

is this even a question? ofc it's yoongi from the most beautiful moment in life pt. 2! that mop of mint hair, those butterfly tattoos, those lil black earrings PLUS THE WHOLE ALBUM? i was left awe struck.

hoseok

WHEN HOBI TURNED INTO AN ACTUAL SIN!! hoseok looked ultra beautiful in wings era and u CANNOT tell me otherwise. those low cut shirts, chokers and orange hair??? did u see his arms in this era?? wait hold up, i'm drooling oof

namjoon

GRAPEJOON GRAPEJOON GRAPEJOON!!! ya'll remember this pose of his? i literally found this as a wallpaper in one of those hd wallpapers site one day lmaoo grape joon is god tier ALSO BANDANA JOON? SIGN ME TF UP and y'all know it. oh and the outfits too like wowowow-

jimin

FIRE-ERA JIMIN!! nah, run era jimin. since we are talking of best style of each member,,, imma go with run era jimin. i really liked the leather jacket + goofy goggles + orANGE HAIR + popular college kid look on him and i bet u can see it too!

taehyung

a moment of silence for all the tae stans including me. this boy is a whole FASHIONISTA so it was so hard to think of one best look but dna tae takes the prize in my opinion. even tho i think he looked the cutest in boy in luv orange hair or the fact that a whole 161231 tae exists,,, if we are talking about a whole best era for him, then i'd choose dna era. this era was totally tae's bish. silver locks, dangling earrings, THAT VOICE, those outfits,,, snatched me away. again :')

jungkook

yes! war of hormone jungkook! i know, i know, many of u may not agree with me but i REALLY liked this look of jungkook in black parted hair, ripped clothes, lolipOPS, dark eyeliner,,, those iconic lyrics sksklhfk this look really caught my eye and i was PLEASED.

thanks for asking angel ♡

[c0nr800]

//another shipping thing please standby um

//literally just connor orders pizza and gavin arrives in that dorky lil outfit

//goofy little hat, bright red pants and all

//but connor thinks he is just... the cutest lil thing ever. after mister grump hands him the pizza, asks him for the money, connor just gives these puppy eyes and “this is a bit bigger than i expected,,,, if only there was someone to help me eat,,,, especially if,,, they were a cute delivery boy,,,,,,”

//belly full of pizza, face full of kisses, a good tip, and a number in gavins pocket. :v

[tenseoyong]

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A = Aftercare  Ever the snuggle bug, Seulgi’s more than content to remain in bed for a good long time, enjoying the afterglow and the warmth of being in your embrace, whispering sweetly in your ear. It’ll be a solid half an hour or more before her tender side kicks in and she’s reluctantly dragging you both from the comfort of the bed to wash up.

B = Body part (Their favorite body part of their partner’s)  Okay can I just say I have an unhealthy obsession with Seulgi’s nose? It’s just the cutest damn nose I’ve ever seen and I want her to kick me in the face. Anyways, moving on. Cheesy to say, but she’s a sucker for your eyes. Besides seeing the love and affection swimming in them, she loves nothing more than demanding you keep eye contact with her as she’s laid out between your thighs or she’ll stop, allowing her to see the sheer lust and silent begging in gaze.

C = Cum Seulgi’s inability to hold her tongue is quite an issue at times, she’s definitely nearly got you two caught on more than one occasion. The out of breath sighs and small moans present during sex only escalate when shes close to cumming. Several times she’s squeaked a little too loud, and you’ve had to slap a hand over her mouth while her brow furrows and her fingers tighten their hold on your arms. It’s a sight to behold.

D = Dirty Secret (a dirty secret of theirs) Not many secrets are kept between the two of you, between the both of you just being very open with one another, Seulgi’s just flat out bad at hiding things from you lmao. The most she’s got under her belt is maybe just maybe she wants a little more dominance in bed, but...that’s not much a secret, now is it?

E = Experience (how experiences are they? do they know what they're doing?) Being second eldest, you’d expect her to not be the most naive of the bunch. And you’re right, lmao. Although every person is different, and even if you know everything there is to know, you’ll still fumble a bit when someone new comes along. This bitch, however, is like ‘you learn how to ride a bike, and you never forget how to ride that bike. you’re my bike. lay down.’ And trust me...girl rides you like a mfckin bike.

F = Favorite position My Google history is just...a mess right now and I came away with nothing helpful so fuck me I guess. A variant of missionary, Seulgi’s most keen on full skin-on-skin contact and is pretty happy to just lay on you completely. With your legs slotted between each other’s, she’s got full access to your lips and eye contact, able to roll her hips against you (and you to her) and easily capable of lifting up and letting her hands wander. I got no pictures to help so...hope that makes the slightest bit of sense. 

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? or more humorous?) A dork by nature, Seulgi definitely isn’t the queen of being serious in bed. She’s absolutely a giggler during sex, and doesn’t think twice about cracking a joke or laughing at you failing to take socks off and falling on your ass. She’s more in the middle, a good mix of goofy and serious, but maybe just a step towards the goofy side.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they?) From my own preferences and just assuming with all the short outfits that don’t hide all that much, I just assume everyone’s bare...am I alone on that or am I just a full ass idiot bc I know that everyone doesn’t shave but my brain is like...whatever. For the most part, Seulgi’s trimmed well, maybe bare occasionally but keeps a small landing strip on most days.

I = Intimacy (how are they during, romantic aspect wise?) Seulgi is happy to play the part and surprise you with some red tinted light bulbs and light a few candles, set the mood and all. Although, dressing the room to be intimate is only half the battle. She’s a snuggle bug, likes all the skin-on-skin contact and a massive pillow talker, you know she’s a romantic lil bish in bed.   

J = Jack Off (masturbation) I lowkey feel like Seulgi’s the twit that likes holding off on herself, her form of teasing herself. A discipline kind of thing. Mutual masturbation is more her speed. While most people can’t wait to go home and have some alone time, Seulgi can’t wait to race home and drag you into the shower for some one-on-one time. 

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks) Probably the most prominent kink of Seulgi’s is marking. She’s never more pleased with herself than being able to walk away from sex with the both of you covered head to toe in marks. A little bit of dominance and ego showing through, seeing you claimed all over. The favorite one is wearing lipstick during, and leaving you a smudged canvas of red and pink. Your sheets will definitely need replaced and you’ll have to shower after all of that.

L = Location (favorite place to do the do) She’s confined to your home or bedroom. Not too keen on getting caught doing anything less than innocent, or having anyone accidentally see two of you in the middle of something. Plus how do you even carry on after that? ‘Oh my leader just caught me finger fucking you, do you wanna continue this or???’ The moods crushed, gotta scrap the whole thing.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going) Seulgi’s not a super easy to turn on person, you gotta put in some work. Besides teasing her and wearing her clothes to get a rise out of her, most times you drag her into bed, it all starts with a cuddle and some serious making out.

N = NO (something they wouldn't do, turn offs) Full bondage isn’t on Seulgi’s list, a few silk ties are her extent of tying you or herself up. Full restraint just doesn’t tickle her. Hints of dominant tones appear during sex, but titles (unnie, ma’am, mommy, etc) are far from her idea of fun. 

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc) Seulgi’s more than happy to spend the rest of her days between your legs, letting you ride her talented tongue. She’s not the most skilled in the group, but ever excited to please her lover, her enthusiasm definitely makes what little she lacks in skill unimportant. 

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? or slow and sensual?) With as much of a dick as she’ll be to you during sex, Seulgi’s obviously an almost unbearably slow and sensual lover. Each touch both sends shivers down your spin and spreads a fire across your skin. She’s not happy unless she’s able to lay you down and play with you into the early hours. 

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc) A quickie with Seulgi just results in mildly satisfied and pretty mood Seulgi. She’ll pout the whole time about missing all the fun bits while in a rush to get you both off in such a short amount of time. She misses out on all the mushy gushy lovey bits and being able to edge and tease you into next week. And the baby will continue to pout until you’re able to make up for loss time. She’s not a fan, at all.

R = Risks (are they fans to experiment and take risks) While Seulgi’s more than game to explore and play around with certain things in bed, she’s pretty reserved with what she’s okay with playing with. Most things just aren’t interesting to her, the kink is not strong in this one. But when the occasional thing that’ll make her perk up comes around, she’s excited to try it at least once. 

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go, how long do they last...) Oh the joys of being a girl and being capable of multiple orgasms lmao. Ya girl is a trooper and will not tap out until she’s physically unable to carry on. Seulgi’s teasing ass is more than happy to drag out each round to the fullest, depending on her mood she’ll have mercy anywhere from 20 minutes in to an hour before finally letting you find your release, and starting all over again. Give her a goddamn medal and national holiday. 

T = Toy (do they own any, do they use them) Do y’all think those couples that have that box for fun is a real thing or just some tumblr porn aesthetic thing? I can never tell if it’s just for a pic or...anyways. You bet your ass there’s a box and you can double bet Seulgi personally decorated that bitch. Not so much an overflowing treasure chest but you know...few vibrators, small paddle, blindfold, stray feather, silk ropes...fun.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) The dominance Seulgi carries in bed just translates to ‘how much of a dick can i be before you yell at me?’ and das exactly how it is. She’s definitely not the biggest teaser in the group, but she’s absolutely brought home a bronze or silver trophy with her name on it. Your body is her playground and she loves to play.

V = Volume (how loud are they, what sounds they make) Bouncing back to C, for the most part she’s relatively quiet. Light moans and soft sighs, the occasional whisper of your name and singing praise at whatever you’re doing until she’s about to cum. More often than not she’s got her face pressed into the pillow or sucking on your neck, muffling what minimal sounds she makes.

W = Wild Card (random headcanon) She is unbelievably obsessed with the concept of you wearing her clothes. Whether you snag an over-sized jumper, frilly socks, or mistakenly grab her bra instead of yours, it’ll shoot right through her like a bullet. To friends, family, and fans, it’s just a cute couple thing, sharing clothes and all. But you know the red tint to her cheeks means something a little different than the world assumes.

X = X-Ray (lets see what's going on in those pants, pictures of words) This is going to be the most dull point of any of the girl groups cuz like...tf you think is going on down there? It’s a pu-nevermind. Not saying this means anything but if I had the pleasure of being Seulgi’s boo...ya girl would spend her entire paycheck getting my queen those nice af silk lingerie...

Z = ZZZ (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) The snuggle bug strikes again. Afterwards, Seulgi is more akin to a slug than a person, truth be told. Aftercare is a struggle of it’s own. She doesn’t crash and burn too quickly, like I said, she’s prone to snuggling for quite some time before caving into the temptation of a nice shower. Post aftercare Seulgi is even worse, she’ll face plant right back into the bed and you won’t be able to move her for a good 8 hours. 

[thelastspeecher]

The AU where Stan goes through the portal— Stan and Angie’s first holiday season without each other

I cheated a little bit.  This isn’t their first holiday season without each other, since the first holiday season would be while Angie is pregnant, and I wanted this to take place after the babs had arrived.  Also, this became REALLY long and I apologize for that, but I was struggling to find a good way for it to end, so.

              Standucked into an alleyway.  He stoodstraight against a brick wall, waiting for his pursuers to pass him.  After a few minutes, the footsteps hadsufficiently faded.  Stan slumped inrelief.

              Thank god. It’s getting tougher and tougher to lose those guys.  He rubbed his face.  I needto get outta this dimension.  Stanslid down the wall.  I need to get home.  He dugout his wallet, where he had stuffed a piece of paper with numerous tick markson it.  He unfolded the piece of paper.

              “Twenty,one hundred…” he muttered to himself.  Heleaned his head back.  “I’ve been gonefor over a year.”

              It’s already December back home.  I’m missing the holidays with my kids.  Not just any holidays.  The baby’s first ones.  And unless there’s some sorta miracle, I’llmiss the baby’s first birthday, too. Stan swallowed.  He took out oneof the other few things in his wallet, a photo of Angie and the girls fromHalloween.  Angie was wearing a queencostume, while Danny and Daisy were dressed as princesses.  He smiled. I wonder what they dressed up asthis year.  Maybe Angie got a frogcostume for the baby like she wanted to for the girls. His smile faded.  Thebaby.  He looked at the photoagain.  Without me around to be the voice of reason, she probably named itPosey.  He stroked the photo.  Posey’sprobably got Angie’s eyes.  My ears.  A snowflake drifted onto the picture.  Stan sighed.

              “MerryChristmas and happy Hanukkah, kids. Sorry I couldn’t be there.”

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              Lutestrolled into the living room, bouncing Emory in his arms.

              “Theworld’s cutest lil reindeer has been changed,” he sang.  He looked over at the fireplace, where Angiewas hanging up the stockings.  “Banjey,aren’t ya goin’ to look at yer lil boy?”

              “Gimme asec,” Angie said.  She stood on hertiptoes and carefully slipped the last stocking on a nail.  “Okay.” She turned.  “Aw, my goofy lilboy,” she cooed, crossing over to Lute. “Emory, yer such a looker!”  Angiecarefully took Emory from Lute.  Shekissed the top of Emory’s head.  “Thankyou fer changin’ his clothes.”

              “Noproblem.  I’m happy to put him into thecute outfit Ma ‘n Pa sent.”  Lute lookedaround.  “Is Emmett in the playpen?”

              “Yep.  The fussiest snowman to ever exist is playin’with his teddy,” Angie said, continuing to nuzzle Emory.  Lute walked to the playpen.  Sure enough, Emmett was sitting in there inhis snowman onesie, excitedly tugging on a teddy bear.

              “Hereally likes that stuffed animal,” Lute remarked.  “Where’d ya get it from, again?”  Angie took a while to answer.

              “When thegirls were born, Stan’s mom sent us his old teddy bear,” she said quietly.  “Danny ‘n Daisy weren’t too fond of it, butwe held onto it anyways.  Turns out itwas the right thing to do, since it’s Emmett’s fav’rite thing.”

              “…Oh.”  Lute cleared his throat.  “Well, uh, Ford ‘n Fidds ‘ll be here soon to helplight the menorah.  Did ya…”  He caught sight of the menorah resting on thefireplace mantle.  “Oh, good.  Ya did put it out.”

              “We’llmove it before we light it, but I set it there while I was hangin’ thestockings.”

              “Why’d yahang the stockings so early?” Lute asked. “It’s not even the Advent yet.”

              “Lastyear when ya took down the decorations, ya packed the menorah with thestockings.”  Angie shrugged.  “Figured I might as well put ‘em up.”

              “Makessense.”  Lute eyed the stockings.  Each one had an embroidered name on it.  “I don’t have one up.”

              “Ma ‘n Pasaid they’ll send yours in the mail, since it looks like you’ll be stayin’ hereto help with the kidlets fer longer than we first thought.”

              “Good.”  Lute’s gaze landed on the stocking hung nextto Angie’s.  He sighed.  “Angie…”

              “What?”Angie asked.  She joined Lute by theplaypen.

              “Stan’snot here.”

              “I know,”Angie said shortly.  She set Emory in theplaypen.  Emory immediately crawled overto a set of plastic toy keys, grabbed it, and began to chew on it.

              “Why’d yaput up his stocking, then?” Lute asked. Angie’s face hardened.

              “I puthis stocking up last year, too.  Yadidn’t say anything back then.”

              “You werea wreck.  Even sayin’ Stan’s name made yaspiral.  I didn’t have the heart to bringit up.”  Lute rested a hand on Angie’sback.  “Yer in a better place now.”

              “I won’ttake it down,” Angie said.  Her handsgripped tightly on the fence of the playpen. “Ma made him that stocking the first Christmas after he moved toGumption.  I’ve put it up every yearsince.  I ain’t liable to change that anytime soon.”

              “He’s nothere.  There’s no reason to-”

              “No.  If I take down his stocking, thatmeans-”  Angie’s lips quivered.  She set her jaw firmly.  “That means I’m movin’ on, abandonin’ thepossibility of his return.  And he will come back.”

              “Banjey,I don’t think that-”

              “Drop it,Lute,” Angie snapped.  She glared athim.  “I mean it.  I’m not takin’ the stocking down.”

              “Fine,”Lute mumbled.  He looked down at Emory andEmmett in the playpen.  “I’ll drop it.”  The front door opened.

              “Mama!”two voices shouted.  Angie’s frustratedexpression was wiped away.  She turnedand beamed at her twin daughters rushing to her.

              “Howdythere, my babies,” she crooned, crouching down. Danny and Daisy embraced her. “Did ya have a good time at yer uncles’ house?”

              “Yeah!”Danny enthused.

              “UncleFord tried to make latkes and burned everything,”Daisy said with relish.  Lute looked overat Ford, who, with Fiddleford and Tate, had entered the living room behindDanny and Daisy.

              “Thattrue, Stanford?” he asked, amused.  Fordturned pink.

              “I don’tknow where I went wrong.  I made themsuccessfully last year,” Ford said.

              “We havedif’rent definitions of the word ‘successful’,” Lute said.

              “Angieate them!” Ford protested.

              “Angiealso ate a country-fried steak last December,” Fiddleford pointed out.  “The food she hates most in the world.  Ya can’t judge a food based on whether or notsomeone who’s pregnant would eat it.”

              “Youdon’t like country-fried steak?” Ford asked Angie.  Angie stood and shook her head.  “And you didn’t like my latkes, either?”

              “Honestly,Stanford, the best that could be said about yer latkes last year was that theywere edible,” Angie said.  Forddeflated.  “What if I help ya out?  Did ya bring the recipe with ya?”

              “Uh,yes.  I did.”  Ford beamed. He held up the bag he was carrying. “I also brought dreidels and gelt. The girls are old enough now that I think they can learn the rules.”

              “Thatsounds like fun,” Lute said.  He smiledat Angie.  “Don’t that sound fun?  We can all learn how to play withdreidels.”  Angie crossed her arms.

              “Don’ttake that condescending tone with me,” she hissed.

              “Somethin’wrong?” Fiddleford asked.

              “No,just- Lute and I had a lil bit of a tiff ‘fore y’all showed up.  That’s all.”

              “Overwhat?” Ford asked.

              “Thestockings,” Lute said.  He rubbed theback of his neck.  “We- we had adisagreement over whether all of ‘em should get put up.”

              “What doyou-” Ford started.  He looked over atthe fireplace.  His face fell.  “Oh.”

              “I thinkwe should revisit the stockings at a later time,” Lute said.  Angie stormed out of the living room.  Lute sighed. “I’ll go talk to her.”

              “No, I’lldo it,” Fiddleford said, starting to go after Angie.  Ford shook his head.

              “Let me.”

              “You?” Lutesaid.  He crossed his arms, scowling.  “I think you’ve done enough to Angie.”

              “What’sthat mean, Unclute?” Daisy piped up. Lute looked down at his niece like he’d just now realized she was stillthere.

              “Uh,nothin’, sugar cube.”

              “What didUncle Ford do to Mama?” Danny asked. Lute ran a hand through his hair.

              “Oh, geez,”Lute mumbled.  While Lute fumbled throughan answer for Danny and Daisy, Ford headed into the kitchen.  Angie stood in front of the sink, her handsgripping the counter so tightly her knuckles were white.  Her shoulders shook.  Ford took a nervous step back.

              “What isit, Stanford?” Angie choked out.  Hervoice was thick with tears.  Ford clearedhis throat.

              “Ithought I’d offer comfort, but I’m beginning to think that I might not be theone best suited for that.  I’ll getFiddleford.”

              “No.”  Angie let go of the counter.  “No, it’s fine.  I’m fine. I just-”  She rubbed her eyes.  “It’s the most stupid thing fer me to blow mytop over, but I can’t let it go.”

              “What is?”

              “Thestockings.  Normally they wouldn’t evenbe up this early.  Lute just packed theboxes wrong last year, and stuck ‘em in with the menorah.  It would be so, so easy to just take downStan’s stocking.”  Angie’s headdrooped.  “But I can’t.”

              “I’mgoing to bring him back, you know,” Ford said softly.  Angie nodded.

              “I know.”

              “You don’thave to worry about the symbolism of the stockings.  Stan will be back soon enough to put help putthem up again.”

              “It’s theonly thing I can do, Stanford!” Angie said fiercely, slamming a fist down onthe counter.  Ford took another stepback.  “I can’t help with the portal, ‘causeyou and Fidds refuse to allow me down there. I had to take a sabbatical from my research fer my mental health.  I can’t even take care of my children alone.”

              “What doyou mean, it’s the only thing you can do?” Ford asked.

              “It’sstupid.”

              “I’veknown you for years.  You’re many things,but stupid is not one of them.”  Ford steppedcloser.  “Explain.”

              “If Imove on, if I take down the stocking, put away his clothes, he won’t come back,”Angie whispered.  “He needs a beacon tobring him home, and severing my ties to him will just ensure he never finds usagain.”  She shook her head.  “It’s stupid. He wasn’t here when the boys were born. There’s nothin’ I could do that could bring him back, if that didn’t.”

              “All Ihave to say about Stan not being there when the boys were born is that I knowhe wanted to be,” Ford said after a moment. “But that thing about a beacon…” He dug his journal out of his coat. Angie sighed.  “I believe Stan tobe hopping from dimension to dimension, on his journey.  Where he arrives is random, each time.  But his destination could be swayed byoutside forces.”  Angie eyed him.

              “…Go on.”

              “Stan’smolecules will want to return to their home dimension.  That’s why he hasn’t stayed in one spot.  Every fiber of his being is being drawn tothis reality.  He won’t be content to stayin one place until he returns.  But hismolecules aren’t certain of how to return.” Ford flipped his journal open to a specific page and handed it toAngie.  She took it from him cautiously.  “Your fondness for Stan could serve as a beacon,indicating to his molecules that this is where he is from.”

              “Stanford,how would my love fer Stan be a beacon?” Angie asked flatly.  She handed his journal back.  “Yer tellin’ me empty platitudes in anattempt to cheer me up.”

              “Strangerthings have happened,” Ford said.  “You’vebeen there for some of them.”  Angieshrugged.  “And if I know one thing aboutStan, it’s that he’d do anything for his family.  I wouldn’t be surprised if the mere presenceof his family in this dimension is what guides him home.”  Angie managed a small smile.

              “That’strue.  Stan would move heaven and earth ferhis fam’ly.”  She cocked her head.  “Hang on, you did the opposite of what Iexpected.”

              “What doyou mean?”

              “Iexpected to be talked into takin’ the stocking down.  All you’ve done is convince me it needs tostay up.”

              “Whywould I convince you to do something I wouldn’t do myself?” Ford asked.  Angie chuckled.  “So, how would you feel about attempting mymother’s latke recipe with me?”  Angiefinally grinned.

              “I’d loveto, if it means you’ll keep tellin’ me I’m right.”

[lohst-in-time]

exit82 be more chill - a written bootleg

ACT ONE

first of all i’d like to say that the cheering was not nearly as excessive as tumblr led me to believe it wasn’t that bad and i could hear all the lines so!!! comfort to y’all

*spooky theramin hell dream commence*

JERE HAD THE VOICE OF A GOD, A VERY NERDY SMALL GINGER GOD

okay but the dad though we have to admire his skill to put on his pants so quickly to go and be a bus driver

the whole time brooke chloe and jenna are having their conversation jere is just awkwardly trying to discreetly slide his hand to his locker and honestly me

also brooke just like skips everywhere it’s adorable

everyone was just glancing around at each other while rich wrote boyf on the backpack like 👀👀👀👀👀

this jake definitely did a totally different thing for his jake than jake boyd but i LOVED it and he was really great!!!

the set for this was so versatile and stuff like they turned around the lockers and BAM there’s the play signup sheet it was cool as hell

jeremy does this cute cut-off gesture on “end scene” and it’s A+

C H R I S T I N E

oh my god where do i start with christine her overalls were great, her cat stockings were great, her voice was AMAZING like honestly y’all she was a blessing

SO LIKE i was sitting right by this exit door and turns out it’s where a L O T of people enter from so michael walked in all casually with his slushy right in front of me and i was n o t p r e p a r e d

michael was acting so high during his part it was great

MICHAEL MAKES KISSY FACES AT JERE FOR THE BOYF RIENDS PART AND I MEAN IT WAS PLAYED FOR LAUGHS BUT STILL

also when jere says his whole “i hate this school” thing michael just kinda smiles and shrugs so that was NICE

i can confirm that christine signing up for the play in this production is just as extra as it was in the original production

chloe’s “i like gay people” was like really loud it was great

can yall believe im still only in the first song

also the ensemble peeps were A++ i loved them

for the scene before play rehearsal there’s a whiteboard with drama club written on it in cute lettering and it’s great

CHRISTINE IS GOD

the whole song jeremy is just watching christine with a goofy grin like heck yeah i love this human and it’s adorable i loved it so much!!

christine’s NOISES!!!!!! A++++++

at the end with the “we’re starting” christine just kept pausing at staring at the whiteboard expectantly until she turns to jere and is like “soooooon” and it was both pure and hilarious

MR REYES HAD LIKE A MULLET/PONYTAIL COMBINATION WIG THING AND IT WAS AMAZING

when mr reyes says the thing about frisbee golf this ensemble guy just goes like “yeah!!” it was great

christine looked so genuinely distraught over midsummer nightmare with zombies

also when mr reyes announces it he flips the whiteboard to reveal midsummer nightmare with zombies written in like this beautiful calligraphy it was blessed

he’s so aggressive with “THE MAN IS DEAD LET IT GO” oh my god

so in this version jake is way more just obviously hitting on christine rather than genuinely saying all the stuff about romeo and juliet and i don’t know how i feel about it but he delivered it really well so !!!!!!

the audience audibly sadly awwed when christine didn’t notice jeremy speaking

RICHARD FUCKIN GORANSKI OH MY GODNESS

the lisp is alive and well by the way

fRESHMAN YEEAR

basically the squip song was very extra i loved it

everyone was so excited at the “its from japan”

RICH JUST WIPES HIS PISS HANDS ON JEREMYS FACE AND SHIRT WHAT THE FUCK RICHARD

DODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODO

michael just deadass lights a blunt during two player game it’s hilarious

the pacman tattoo is confirmed to be on michael’s right arm i took note

MICHAEL DABBED TWICE

on the line “i wanna move on” jeremy just sorta whinily shakes michael’s arm it’s great

during the favorite person part michael just lowkey rests his head on jere’s shoulder and is promptly playfully shoved so that he falls facefirst into the two bean bags and he just sorta lays there for a bit it’s amazing

for the final chorus part thing they both just do these ridiculous karate moves and shit in the front while video game characters take off the set it’s so extra and blessed i loved it

tHERES TWO SALESPEOPLE

instead of the sideburns comment jeremy just awkwardly says “so, my chemical romance right” it was the best

when jeremy opens the shoebox michael in the background just lowkey moves his phone up in the air and takes a picture then looks really satisfied and pleased with it

press f to pay respects to jeremy’s bar mitzvah money

the squip looks just like this cool villainy dude at first but over the course of the show he slowly gets more and more squippy and villainy looking it’s so FUCKIN COOL

also when the squip first shows up little drop down things on the ceiling of the squip wire shit shows up and there’s also more big ones that show up in upgrade it’s just a cool lil thing that i liked

the squip squat-sits a lot. just a psa

AT THE “SHE WAS CHEATING ON ME” PART JEREMY STRAIGHT UP FLIPS THESE CLOTHES IN THE AIR AND FLAILS AROUND ON THE GROUND WHAT THE FUCK JEREMIAH

do you wanna ride was both uncomfortable and hilarious at the same time it was p amazing

there were these short pauses in between each “in” in pinkberry at the end it was super funny

at the end of be more chill part two when everyone sets jeremy down on the bed the squip says like “be careful with him he’s delicate”

jere: *aggressively tapping his head* hellooo are you on? mr heere: son are you talking to yourself again jere: i...guess i am mr heere: okay

from now on jeremy wears his eminem shirt AND this black coat vest thing it actually looks pretty good

at play rehearsal everyone does southern accents during their lines it’s amazing

“cough.”

JEREMY AND CHRISTINE SLOW DANCE DURING GUY I’D KINDA BE INTO THIS IS NOT A DRILL

“im sorry i don’t know why im crying” BIG MOOD JEREMIAH

“noooooooo....ot exactly”

jere is forced to make out with brooke and he clearly looks very uncomfortable and i felt so bad jvnghfkd

“that...that’s illegal” “yeah, it’s totally illegal!” SHFGJSCKISFTDYIDV

everyone highkey gasped/sadly awwed when jere said optic nerve blocking on

ACT TWO

brooke’s sexy dog costume jvndhdksj

RICH DEADASS HAS A FUCKIN BAGUETTE MACHETE I DIED

I AM IM READY FOR YOUR HALLOWEEN PARTY

“i do not understand the request” YES YOU FUCKIN DO SHUT UP TIC TAC MAN

*bathtub prop is brought onstage* FUCK IM NOT EMOTIONALLY READY-

NOT ONLY DOES JEREMY CALL HIM A LOSER BUT HE SHOVES HIM INTO THE BATHTUB TOO OH MY GOD NO

the audience reaction was INSANE people were ooing and awwing and gasping all around me and it was surreal as fuck

THIS BOY MIKEY WAS L I T E R A L L Y CHOKING BACK THE TEARS HE SOUNDED SO UPSET I CANT DESCRIBE IT ACCURATELY BUT HE SOUNDED LIKE HE WAS ACTUALLY SOBBING IT HURT ME

by the way this dude has the voice of an angel. of a god. a god angel. an angel god.

christine and jeremy’s weird noise exchange was the cutest damn thing ever

everyone in the audience sounded so sad when christine said no to going out with jeremy but i mean WE WERE SAD EVEN THOUGH MOST OF US KNEW IT WAS GONNA HAPPEN

SMARTPHONE HOUR WAS HYPE AS SHIT OKAY ALSO THE DRAG REPRESENTATION WAS LIVING

they all start out in bathrobes and stuff (LIKE I ALWAYS PICTURED IT TOO I WAS INTERNALLY SCREAMING!!!) then they take them off to reveal these like shiny elastic outfits like in a zumba class or something it was amazing

BROOKE DROPPING HER PHONE THEN SCREECHING AND DIVING AFTER IT IS M Y NEW AESTHETIC

okay but when the squip walks out for the scene before pitiful children he looks like a straight up evil electronic BADASS he got Cloaks For Days (also his makeup was On Point the whole show so just sayin)

everyone in the audience made sad noises when jenna said her line about knowing everyone’s business but honestly i felt a Sad at that part

JENNA NAILED THOSE HIGH NOTES also she just deadass pulled the Mountain Dew out of her coat jvnghfk

LIGHT UP SHOES DURING PITIFUL CHILDREN THIS IS NOT A DRILL EVERYONE

THE PANTS SONG WAS AMAZING also michael was super defensive when mr heere asked if he loved jeremy like he super quickly was like “NO” i just thought it was intriguing

JERES COSTUME ON MR REYES WAS SO SMALL HIS SHIRT WAS LITERALLY A CROP TOP

during the rich flashback the play background curtain thing comes down a bit to show the flashback and then comes back up it was cool

“MICHAEL MAKES AN ENTRANCE” “AAAAAAAAAAAAA”

THE KUNG FU FIGHT THING also michael still keeps jeremy in this body hug thing to keep him restrained long after he needs to be just something i noticed

during the “confession” part christine and jeremy slow dance again BUT i paid attention to michael in the background and he looked DISTRAUGHT i deadass actually saw him wipe a tear and start walking away (before coming back when jere gives her the mountain dew red) and HOLY SHIT YALL I WAS HURT

michael is just left in this pile of bodies and he literally just shouts “OH FUCK” and honestly SAME

R I C H A R D oh my god first of all this whole scene he is like just smiling his ass off in this full body cast and the lisp was super alive and everyone lost their SHIT at the totally bi part it was so great and when michael comes in he’s like so excitedly ranting about what happened that he fuckin shakes jere’s hospital bed it was great ALSO IM ALMOST POSITIVE THAT RICH WAS WEARING AN LGBT SHIRT FOR VOICES IN MY HEAD CAN SOMEONE HELP CONFIRM THIS

i have never heard so many people gasp because of a man walking onstage wearing pants

BROOKE AND CHLOE SWITCHED SHIRTS THIS IS NOT A DRILL

i was really glad that everyone including michael were so happy for jeremy and christine it was pure

im emotionally worn out that was a ride thanks for listening hope yall will be able to visually see this beauty someday

[hopeishappinessff]

Chapter 35

Rolling over onto my side, I squinted at the beaming neon numbers on my alarm clock and after yawning and stretching wide, I smiled broadly and pushed myself into an upright position… today, was my birthday. I woke up nearly twenty minutes earlier than usual, so I spoiled myself by snuggling in my bed and flipping on the television to pass time. Around seven am., I finally climbed out of bed and moseyed over to my bathroom to complete my morning tasks. Within twenty minutes, I was out of the shower and making my way back into my room with a towel wrapped snuggly around my frame. Before I could reach my closet, a large white bag perched beside a shoe box near the closet entrance caught my eye. A slight rush of panic surged through me as I peeked around my room then slowly approached the randomly placed objects. Hesitantly, I reached down into the bag and I could feel soft material against the tips of my fingers.

Minutes later I’d pulled an entire mystery outfit from the bag and a matching pair of shoes from the shoebox. I grinned at the sight of the adorable getup, though I had no clue where it came from. Rushing back to the bathroom, I quickly released my golden tresses from the holder then fluffed it to make each necessary piece fall perfectly around my face. I only slowed down long enough to paint my face with a thin layer of foundation, followed by a natural contour, a pop of bronzer for a nice glow, 3D fiber mascara, and a neutral pink gloss to accentuate my lips. Moving back into my room, I rid myself of the plush towel and swiftly dressed in the entire outfit from the bag that consisted of khaki skinnies, a black hoodie that read ‘Beauty’ in bold white letters, and a fresh pair of red, black and white Nike Air Jordan IV’s. I completed the look by tying a red bandana neatly in my hair just behind my curly bangs, allowing the ends to remain open at the top to form bunny ears. I faced myself in the mirror and fluffed my loose curly tresses once more and without wasting anymore time, I scooped up my black studded back pack and exited my room.

The moment my foot crossed the threshold into the kitchen, my aunt instantly bombarded me with a spoon she’d been using to stir grits in one hand. “Awww, look at my baby… Happy Birthday sweetheart!” She squealed as she bobbed up and down in front of me to a Charlie Wilson song that played from her iPod dock. I giggled at her overabundance of energy and marched toward the table to claim a seat. “Thanks Auntie.” I muttered bashfully. “You’re welcome baby… oh you just look so adorable!” She gushed, making her way to the kitchen entrance where she stuck her head out into the hall. She swung back around to face me with a beaming grin and soon, a towering frame entered the space just feet behind her.

“Happy Birthday Sy.” Chris greeted as he eased closer to me and pulled me up into a warm bear hug. I shut my eyes as we embraced and inhaled his addictive scent, wishing that he could hold me that close forever. My fantasy was over the moment he stepped back and it was then that I took the opportunity to take in his ensemble. He was dressed in a sagging pair of fitted khaki’s, a black hoodie that looked remarkably similar to my own only his read ‘Beast’ in bold white letters, and his red, black and white Nike Air Jordan IV’s were an exact replica of mine. He complimented the entire look with a red snapback that he wore angled forward and straight in its usual manner.

“I like your outfit.” I smirked. He smiled as he bit into his bottom lip and allowed his eyes to roam freely over my frame “I like yours too.” “I bet you do,” My aunt blurted as she eyed us through curious eyes with a brow raised and a hand jammed against her hip, “He put both of your outfits together. Coming over here begging me to tell him what size clothes and shoes you wear. I swear you two are something else.” Glancing down at my outfit, I quickly realized that we were indeed matching to a T. From his red hat that was obviously meant to be a male’s interpretation of my red bandana, to the identical hoodies that made me the ‘Beauty’ to his ‘Beast’. I could only giggle at the concept… I had no idea he’d be thoughtful enough to put this together.

“Thank you Chris. This is absolutely adorable.” I beamed. “I was hoping you would like it.” He smirked. “Oh you two are just the cutest,” My aunt gushed, clapping her hands together as she bounced in place, “Let Auntie go get her camera and get a few shots before ya’ll go stuntin on them lil haters at your school.” With now matching blank expressions, Chris and I both stared at one another before bursting into a fit of laughter as she darted of the kitchen. She soon rushed back in with her camera on and ready to go, and nearly an entire photoshoot later she finally allowed us to make our way out the door.

“Alright my gorgeous young lady and handsome young man, you two have a good day at school. And Happy Birthday to you again baby… we’ll give you all your gifts and everything as soon as you get home.” My aunt called out behind us as we ventured down the few steps from the porch toward Chris’s truck. “Alright Auntie. You have a good day.” “Ya’ll be careful out here on these roads. Chris…” The hazardous tone in her voice prompted him to turn to face her. “Yes ma’am.��� “Drive slow in that big rig boy.” She said with a stern finger pointed out at him. “Yes ma’am… I will.” He chuckled.

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“Happy Birthday to you… Happy Birthday to you… Happy Birthday dear Sy’Diyah… Happy Birthday to you!” With cheeks as red a rose and a smile a mile wide, I sat with my hands clamped over my mouth as nearly the entire cafeteria joined in to croon Happy Birthday to me. I shook my head as I watched each of my friends dance about wildly, diving immediately into a lovely ethnic rendition of the tune. “Happy Birthday to ya… Happy Birthday to ya… Happy Birthdaaaaaay…” The boys all twirled around behind me and I cackled aloud as Chris reached over my shoulders and grabbed my hands, throwing them up in the air and waving them from side to side as he continued to sing the song. After enduring the embarrassment for what felt like eternity, the song finally ended with him hitting a high note right in my ear and the cafeteria erupted into applause. Once everyone at the table finally reclaimed their seats, the chatter quickly began.

“This just in, Sy’Diyah Hope Donsen is finally a legally grown ass woman… how does it feel to be a legally grown ass woman Sy?” Rashad asked in a forged reporter’s voice as he playfully stuck his fist out in my face as though he were clutching a microphone. “Well,” I stared, going along with his goofiness, “It feels pretty great sir… it’s like, I feel like I’m finally progressing in life.” He chuckled and pulled his fist back away from me “Well, you heard it here first folks… now back to you at the studio Bob.” The table roared with laughter and Destani playfully punched him in the shoulder “You stupid Shad.”

“Real spill though Sy, your outfit is lit girl,” Tameka said from her seat beside Destani, “Chris yours too… damn, wait… ya’ll niggas match. Ya’ll know that?” Glancing over at Chris, I noticed that he’d already begun to shake his head and he glared at her through squinted eyes as the rest of the table laughed. “No Meka, I personally had no idea.” He said with a hand pressed against his chest. “Well just so you know,” She leaned forward and pointed from me to him, “Your outfits look exactly alike.” He nodded his head and continued to maintain a straight face “Thanks Meeks. I swear, we honestly didn’t know.” “Damn Meka, there you go with that slow shit again.” Destani muttered. “What?” She asked, completely oblivious.

“Anyway… what time does the game start tonight?” Nalay asked. “Seven… and we got that senior recognition thing at half time.” Chris replied. “Aw damn nigga, I forgot all about that. My mama showed me some paper about that shit and I smooth ain’t listen when she tried to explain to me what it was.” Dontay said. “Yeah, well… coach said we all have to attend that shit, so you better call ma dukes and tell her.” Chris stated as he popped a fry in his mouth. Lunch was soon over and as I got up to dispose of my trash, I couldn’t help but laugh as I listened to Dontay, Chris, and Rashad argue over who would walk me to my next class. I could only shake my head as Mike and BJ both slipped into place on either side of me.

“So since dumb, dumber, and dumb ass nigga can’t get it together over there, would you mind if two real gentlemen escort you to class Madam?” BJ asked, hooking his right arm with my left before I could even reply. Mike followed suit on my right and soon they both did indeed begin to walk me toward the main doors of the cafeteria. “Aye, hold the fuck up… where ya’ll going?” Chris yelled from behind us. I glanced back at him, blew him a quick kiss, and continued to walk out of the cafeteria with my newfound escorts.

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The final bell of the day rang and I couldn’t have been more ecstatic. I was forced to endure the remainder of the day with sneers and stares from nearly every girl I encountered in the halls and my classes. It didn’t take long for news of my birthday to spread and once the idea of Chris and I sporting matching outfits got around, people quickly began to speculate. I was well on my way out into the student parking lot with Destani, but we were stopped midway by a very demanding Chris.

“Chris how you gonna drive her home when you have practice like, right now?” Destani argued, but with the dominant attitude that Chris possessed, I knew the argument was as good as done the moment he parted his lips to speak. “Dez, why don’t you walk to your car, I’ll walk to mine… and Sy’Diyah will walk with me.” His statement was simple and to the point and he never even turned to face her as he walked ahead of us. “Oooohhhh, this nigga get on my last damn nerve. Your yellow ass don’t run no damn body, come on Sy let’s go.” She said, stomping off toward her car. “Dez, wait,” I shouted as I caught up to her, “You know if you take me home, neither one of us will ever hear the end of it from him. You may as well just let him take me.”

She rolled her eyes and scoffed, throwing her hand down against her hip “Fine, if you wanna ride with him, whatever… I was just tryna do something nice for your ass.” I stared at her for only a few seconds before bursting into a fit of laughter. Her jaw instantly dropped and she glared at me “You would laugh.” “I’m sorry… I really do appreciate that Dez.” I said with a grin. With a smirk and a roll of her eyes, she stepped forward and swooped me into a hug “Well, I guess you should get on over there with your boo before he loses his damn mind.” “I’ll see you later okay.” I giggled. I turned and ambled away, finally reaching Chris and his truck and quickly climbing inside.

“You know you’re gonna be late for practice, right?” I asked as he whipped out of the parking lot. He nodded, never uttering a word as he continued to bob his head to his music. “And you’re okay with that?” I asked. “I’m good with that babe. What can Coach Wes really do to me? I’m the captain of the damn team… he can’t do shit but tell me not to be late again.” Deciding not to argue against him, I remained silent until we arrived at my house a short while later and I nearly choked on air as he parked along the curb outside the house.

Standing there in the driveway, leaning against the back of his truck, was Trey peering through Chris's windshield… directly at me. Panic instantly hit me like a ton of bricks and through the most horrified eyes, I slowly glanced at Chris. With an expression as hard as stone and as cold as ice, he glared at Trey. “Thanks for the ride Chris,” I nearly whispered with a hand situated on the handle of the door, more prepared than ever to bolt, “I’ll see you later okay.”

“Hold up,” He mumbled. I swore I could hear my heart thumping away in my ears and my breath quickly became jagged as I watched him lean across his seat, resting his right elbow on my arm rest, “You told this nigga to come over here?” I shook my head as I twiddled my fingers and attempted to look everywhere but at him. I knew Trey would pop up at some point in the day, I just wasn’t expecting him to be here… now. “I didn’t tell him to come over here. I had no idea…” He raised a finger to silence me and continued to stare out the window almost curiously at Trey. Motioning for me to lean forward, I did so hesitantly and awaited his next move. Diverting his gaze down to my lips, he abruptly meshed his lips against mine and thrust his arm rest up to give himself more leverage to lean in closer.

With my lips now parted to make way for his tongue, I was immediately caught off guard by the sensation of the metal ball in the center of his tongue as he slithered it along the edges of my own. Instinctively, I moaned and clutched onto the front of his matching hoodie as he snaked a hand around to the back of my neck. The sound of our lips smacking was enough to give me the urge to climb over into his lap, but I refrained from doing so as he gripped my neck gently and pulled me deeper into the kiss. Only seconds later did he pull away, tugging at my bottom lip as he slowly leaned back into his seat.

“You gone make me miss practice.” He mumbled, staring avidly at my lips. I could feel my cheeks blushing as I tucked my bottom lip between my teeth and shied away from him. He swiped his tongue over his lips and glanced out of the window behind me with that same stone expression. “Well I’ll um,” I started, pausing only to clear my throat and gather my rambled thoughts, “I guess I’ll see you later today.” He nodded and twisted his lips to one side with furrowed brows and eyed me carefully as I climbed down out of the truck. I moseyed slowly up the driveway toward Trey, refusing to look back as I listened to Chris speed off down the street.

“Hi Trey.” I mumbled once I was within earshot. He nodded only once, yet remained eerily silent. I prayed he wouldn’t speak within the following seconds… my blood pressure had risen so swiftly I was sure the steady thumping in my ears would prevent me from hearing a word he said. “Do you want to come in for a little while?” I asked. “Nah,” He replied quietly, “I actually have to be somewhere. I just wanted to come by and drop off your birthday present.” “Oh… okay.” I stared down at the ground as he walked around to the passenger side of his truck. He reemerged before me with a large bouquet of red, white, and pinks roses and a small, red gift bag.

Not a single word was spoken as he handed me the bag and flowers then slowly began to retreat backwards to the driver’s side of his truck “Happy Birthday Sy’Diyah and um… I’ll try to call you tomorrow to wish you a Happy Valentine’s Day alright.” Before I knew it, he’d climbed into his truck and reversed out of my driveway, leaving me standing and staring like a fool. I released a remorseful sigh and glanced down at the flowers and gift bag he left me. I couldn’t believe what’d just panned out in the span of a few minutes. I felt utterly ashamed at what I’d just done and I wanted nothing more than to race up to my room and curl up in a ball and cry.

Suddenly feeling the weight of the world on my shoulders, I turned and headed up the porch and into the house. I marched directly to my room and situated the roses on my dresser then sat at the edge of the bed with the gift bag still dangling in my hand. As much as I tried, I couldn’t bring myself to wipe the image of Trey’s humiliated and disappointed face from my mind. I gulped nervously as I pulled the bag open and reached in, retrieving a small jewelry box. The moment I cracked the box open, I gasped and slapped a hand over my mouth as I stared through watery eyes at the diamond encrusted heart shaped ring resting in a small velvet indention.

I plucked it from the confines of the box and twirled it between my fingers, becoming so enthralled by it that I nearly overlooked the card in the bottom of the bag. I reached a trembling hand inside and pulled the card out then popped the seal of the envelope open and slid the card out, instantly admiring Trey’s beautifully printed scripture...

A few months ago, God placed a very special girl in my life. She came into my world and flipped the entire classic fairytale of a prince sweeping the princess off her feet into her very own tale. It was she who swept the prince off his feet, so much so that he became permanently stuck not on cloud nine, but a cloud of infinity. This girl, wasn’t in any way equivalent to any girl that the prince had ever come across… she was much, much more. If you haven’t figured it out by now, this girl, the beautiful princess that blew the prince’s mind into complete oblivion, just happens to be you… Sy’Diyah Hope Donsen. I know that what I feel with you isn’t like anything I’ve ever felt with anyone in my life Sy. I know that if any man was as lucky as me to have you in his life, he wouldn’t dare let you go. Let me be that lucky man to hold onto you… let me make you mine. The ring that you’ve probably already seen by now is meant to show you how much I care for you. No, I’m not proposing to you or trying to bribe you with jewelry… it’s merely a promise ring. It’s my depiction of a promise to you that if you allow me to sweep you off your feet, I’ll never put you down again. I hope that you have a wonderful birthday, even though I won’t be there to share it with you.

With much love, From your, hopefully soon to be, man… Trey xoxoxo

The tears streamed freely down my cheeks and I had not a single desire to stop them. What had I done? This wasn't right at all. It was completely wrong. He wasn’t supposed to possess such strong feelings for me. I wasn’t supposed to be torn between him and Chris. What was I supposed to do? I closed the card and slid it back into the confines of the envelope then stuffed it along with the ring box back into the bag. I’d become numb to any feelings of happiness and pleasure and after placing the bag on the floor beside my bed, I moved further up near the headboard and grabbed a pillow to stuff my face into and eventually cried myself to sleep.