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Luigi Mangione owns me, heart, mind and soul, for as long as I shall live. And if I die, he owns my ghost.

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Nikita Gill, from Your Heart is the Sea: Poems; "Just Get Over It," originally published in 2018

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a generational win for all short people and natural born haters

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for the non-Americans who are very confused right now:

Everyone hates The Chiefs this year because it's quarterback Patrick Mahomes is low-key MAGA and the orange pestilence is in attendance in the game. And the racist ass "chop" their fans do. and that Traves Kelce said it would be "an honor" to host the orange pestilence at the game.

and now they're fucking losing and Taylor is going to DUMP him and join Kendrick in writing an absolutely devastating breakup anthem.

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post/artist

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"tryna strike a cord and its probably a minorrrrrrr" is in the history books now ft THE Serena Williams

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NOSFERATU + screenplay by Robert Eggers

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"Christ on a cracker" well actually I think you'll find Christ is the cracker. And also the wine. But you wouldn't know that you fucking protestant heathen

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yeah i’m sure being an introvert sucks etc etc but when are we going to talk about how nobody wants to do anything anymore. everyone cancels and flakes all the time and doesn’t care about seeing other people and it makes me feel like i’m going insane

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“Nobody’s going to want to sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours to get from New York City to LA.”

Me. I will sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours. I’ll sit on it for days. I’ll write and read and nap and eat and then do it all over again. I’ll stare out the windows and see America from ground level and not have to drive. I’ll see the Rockies and the deserts and cornfields and the Mississippi River and your house and yours and yours too. I’ll make up stories in my head about the small towns I see as we go along. I’ll see the states I’ve yet to see because driving or flying there is a fucking slog and expensive to boot. I’ll enjoy the ride as much as the destination. And then I’ll do it all over again to come the fuck home.

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On today's episode of Learn from Luigi, I want to invite you to be resilient.

Don't let your suffering break you; rather let it reshape you into a stronger version of yourself. Let it teach you to feel for others; be more compassionate. Be buoyant. Don't give up on yourself no matter what. Always keep trying for your sake. Pull yourself back up every time you fall because you're worth it. Do whatever it takes to give yourself the life you deserve, regardless of the circumstances or the obstacles. You were born a tough bitch, so act like one.

Be strong; be a fighter; be like Luigi.

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"im tired of living through major historical events" is now "dear lord please let me witness a high profile political assassination in the next 1-2 years. amen"