#their going grocery shopping in my mind

[over-rated-cheese]

happy byler day! 💙💛

their pinkies are making a heart

i’m ill.

[saoriplease]

[impossible-rat-babies]

you know I wonder if lucanis is jokingly lying about paying Harding 6k gold to guard a door while he assassinates someone

[godblooded]

every single minute i feel like a pressure valve that’s winding up too tightly and any minute it’ll just pop.

[robinsnest2111]

just unpacked the mini make up haul I got from the supermarket's sale section earlier today and realised one of the things I bought is missing 🙃

and it's the thing I was most excited about. the clear brow gel that's usually 5 times the price... hell on earth... it probably fell out the shopping cart when I left the store and I didn't notice... 2 bucks wasted 👍

at least the eyeshadow palette, the holo highlighter and the 3 bottles of nail polish made it back home

[w-for-wumbo]

I have decided that this upcoming week and a half are going to be extremely not "banana bread at work dude hell yeah"

[gothyanki]

I am THINKING about “Places” as a potential Vin'ath song now and getting even more emotional.

[roses-and-elixir]

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[butchdazai]

people with cars dont know how good they have it (<-had to carry groceries home)

[cuartist]

i really should go do laundry and clean up my boots and check the recipes i'm wanting to make for ingredients and go get some groceries, but also. im sleepy and want to draw.

[microsuedemouse]

I have been wearing my altered jeans at work for like two months without a single word from management - and, in point of fact, with numerous compliments from customers, coworkers, and supervisors - but apparently I’m not allowed to anymore? because I guess yesterday someone from corporate saw them and told my manager they weren’t acceptable for work? my trousers have to be a single solid colour (specifically black or dark blue). I need outta this place so bad lmao

[cryptid-crusader]

Bro I am just so grumpy tonight. :/

[slyferslackers]

my mom is home w sophia and she got some groceries for dinner.. we're having ramen stir fry with pork. we dont have pork ramen like we usually do so we're using beef ramen for this

[chastiefoul]

“my wife” ft. nanami kento

in which the married man nanami kento cannot stop using every single excuse to call you his wife. he just can’t help it, it sounds really nice.

at the bakery, instead of looking for it he went to the counter to ask, “excuse me, do you have whole wheat bread? my wife prefers that over the plain one.” was there a reason for him to mention you? nope. is he going to to it again? absolutely.

he now brings home cooked lunch to work. the man who usually dreads the small talk from his coworkers now becomes quite eager when they notice the bento and asked him about it. “my lunch looks great? thank you. my wife cooked this for me.”

or when it’s after hours and there’s random talk amongst the workers such as places to visit on vacation. “these are really good recommendations, i’ll have to visit them with my wife if i have the chance.”

when he’s on grocery shop duty after work when you asked him to buy something from the market. kento tasted the one of the sample food and perked up, for two reasons. reason one is that he finds something you’d like, second reason, “where can i find more of this? my wife would love this.”

when a random stranger flirts with him and he didn’t miss a beat to say, “ah, you find me charming? thank you, my wife would agree.”

his phone would ring while he’s occupied in a work discussion and he had the slightest smile on his face as he stood up, “excuse me, my wife is calling.”

the way he always tried to insert you in every conversation even if the topic barely correlates to you. “i seriously almost drowned that day, the beach can be really dangerous,” one of his coworker said, finishing a story. and who would be able to know why kento felt the need to say, “my wife quite likes the beach.”

even in front of mutual friends such as gojo, as he knew the both of you back from high school days. “let me ask my wife first if she wants to come.” oh now it’s gojo’s turn to roll his eyes after so many years he has tormented the blond man with his antics. “you know that i know ‘your wife’ right? that she’s my friend too?” nanami looked at him, “what’s your point?” he deadpanned.

on the most random time of the day, his mind wandered to you as always. “i miss my wife.”

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guys i think he has a wife

[dawei-s]

making mooncakes tomorrow I'm so excited

[fazcinatingblog]

But my boss was so annoyed about me showing the productivity report to the others that she said "I'll take it off you, and I'll do it" and so I agreed and then she said something like "but I'll need to deduct from your wages for me to do that" and just????? That's illegal, surely you can't say that to an employee who's on the minimum wage