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Tú no quieres estar conmigo, tan sólo quieres que yo esté ahí para ti.
#mi escrito#the-great-shit#the great shit#cosas que siento#cosas que pienso#lgbtq community#lgbtq#lesbian#amor#desamor depresión#me duele#relaciones#te amo#te quiero#eres el amor de mi vida#el amor duele#siempre te voy a querer#fyp#viralpost#breakup#bisexualidad#bisexual
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For about 6 years now I've had a running gag with one of my cousins where, once every like 6 months or so, I'll find a way to insert a certain mental image into the conversation. The mental image is "a pile of toilets in an elevator, which closes and then goes up." I do this as naturally as possible. I'll construct an entire scripted conversation path with the express intention of leading into an opportunity for me to say "a pile of toilets in an elevator, which closes and then goes up." I have talked other people who aren't me into integrating the phrase into their conversations with him just once. He fucking hates it. He has threatened to kill me about it. I let so much time pass between instances that he never sees it coming. Because he knows that the only way to see it coming is to integrate into his brain the expectation that at any point, any conversation may suddenly turn out to be a toilet-elevator trap. And that's a fucking insane way to live.
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Every 21st century piece of writing advice: Make us CARE about the character from page 1! Make us empathize with them! Make them interesting and different but still relatable and likable!
Every piece of classic literature: Hi. It's me. The bland everyman whose only purpose is to tell you this story. I have no actual personality. Here's the story of the time I encountered the worst people I ever met in my life. But first, ten pages of description about the place in which I met them.
#see great gatsby#or wuthering heights#I LOVE wuthering heights#but do I give a shit about any of those bitches?#lol no
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be careful what you wish for, Fordsy
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#gravity falls#the book of bill#stanford pines#bill cipher#billford#ford pines#my art#my fanart#that one scene in lilo and stitch but make it the beggining of toxic yaoi#holy shit the bgs actually look great on this what possesed me#Ford's self isolated ass like “please I need a higher power to help me and maybe make me feel less lonely”#and a higher power answered#but powerfull does not mean bening as Ford was soon to find out#they make me insane#less shippy than my other stuff but
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Good luck during pride month to all the aroaces who are gonna be blasted with "love is love" everywhere
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This post includes aplatonic people, loveless aros and any other people who fall anywhere on the aro and ace spectrum.
Stop saying "but theres platonic love and familial love-"
#nothing wrong with love is love but pls being queer isnt just about loving someone#it can also be about the lack of love im certain aspects of peoples lives etc.#idk if that explains it very well but whatever#pride month#lgbtqia#aroace#aromantic#asexual#this goes to anyone on the aro and/or ace spectrum btw#anyway have fun during pride month everyone i hope you have a great time#im turning the reblogs back on#but if i see one person say any shit abouy platonic love im disabling it agaain
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You know that the diss is fire when it trends on tumblr of all places
UPDATE: AY YO THERES A FOURTH ONE
#I’m not over it fr like that shit is deadly#how Drake is ever gonna come back from this man ion know#fuckin love Kendrick man he’s so chill until he isn’t he’s great#kendrick lamar#Drake#rap
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WHY IS EVERY SINGLE PIECE OF ART IVE EVER DONE ON PINTEREST AND WHY DOES PINTEREST KEEP RECOMMENDING ME MY OWN ART
#I KEEP THINKING IVE SEEN THE LAST OF IT THEN BAM#i mean on one hand its a great confidence boost knowing even ones i thought were a bit shit were good enough to get reposted#on the other hand CAN NOBODY READ THE 'PLEASE DONT REPOST MY ART'#talk is cheap#ITS EVERYWHERE#IM LIKE A DISEASE ON PINTEREST
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I was rewatching But I’m a Cheerleader . Love the set design of that movie so much. Also rupaul in a straight is great t shirt
#deltarune#deltarune fanart#deltarune art#my art#kris dreemurr#kris deltarune#kris#noelle#noelle holiday#fanart#deltarune noelle#noelle deltarune#straight is great#repost if you stand with the straight flag 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️#asriel dreemurr#asriel#baby kris ily#Baby asriel ily too#Actually kris is still wearing a heart locket ingame it’s just under their sweatshirt#Trust me guys#That pic of 14 and 10 dreemurr kids was taken before dess’ disappearance#literally shitting myself why do the colours look so bad on my laptop
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"The bigots up top think we're ALL fucked up! They want us ALL dead!" Hey that's cool dude you're right! Now are you saying this as a genuine expression of solidarity and community, or do you only bring this point up when the acknowledgement of intersectionality makes you uncomfortable? Is it a rallying cry, or a way to shut down people affected by intercommunity bigotry?
#any time someone brings up misogyny and transmisogyny someone says this shit#racism too#and it's just soo infuriating. like yeah okay the government wants me dead#but acting like we have to focus on that at the expense of people suffering from intercommunity issues... we can care about both you know#and it's not great when a space that is meant to be a welcoming exception to the norm still shits on you.
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The queen wore a high-collared black silk gown, with a hundred dark red rubies sewn into her bodice, covering her from neck to bosom. They were cut in the shape of teardrops, as if the queen were weeping blood.
#asoiaf#valyrianscrolls#cersei lannister#my art#everyone’s done this outfit with this quote but whatever. my turn.#the more asoiaf clothing I draw the less internal consistent it gets#but in the words of the great philosopher rene descartes who give a shit#my fondness for cersei grows daily… they could never make me hate u queen
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Si tú no me sueltas, yo no te suelto.
Si decides soltarme, que te vaya bien.
Esta es mi promesa.
#mi escrito#the-great-shit#the great shit#cosas que siento#cosas que pienso#te quiero#te amo#relationship#relación#lgbtq community#lgbtq#bisexual#love of lesbian#gay#breakup#love of my life#difícil#i love her#it huuuurts#i dont know what to feel#i don't know what to do#mis sentimientos#feelings#confused#i’m scared#no te quiero perder#5.01.24
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Danny Is An Alternate Version Of Ra's Al Ghul And Flash Already Called Dibs On Adopting Him
Danny In All His Sleep Deprived Slightly Scuffed Up From A Fight Glory Is On His Way To Clockworks Tower To Hopefully Get A Nap And Maybe Some Homework Done When A Natural Portal Opens Up In Front Of Him And Proceeds To Unceremoniously Drop Him In The DC Verse Just Outside Of Central City Before Promptly Closing Leaving A Tired Danny Behind In A Run Down Abandoned Parking Lot.
It's Times Like This When Danny Regrets Putting Off Learning How To Make His Own Portals, Cause Now He Is Very Much Stuck For The Foreseeable Future And He Has No Idea Where Or When He Is. Luckily For Him However Central City Isn't Too Far Away, Unlucky For Him However Is That Once In The City He Realizes This Isn't His Dimension. He's Pretty Sure He'd Remember Something Called The Justice League.
So What Do You Do When Supernatural Bullshit Fails You? You Fall Back On Your Mad Scientist Roots And You Make A Portal Gun. So That's Exactly What Danny Plans To Do.
Unfortunately Staying Alive And Building Questionably Safe Portal Technology Requires Money And Supplies, So He Ends Up Wandering From City To City Doing Odd Jobs/Fixing Up Busted Tech For Cash Or Unwanted Electronics For His "Operation: Get Home" Needs. This Obviously Ends In A Few Superhero Encounter Shenanigans.
Though He Always Ends Up Back Near Central City, Both On The Off Chance The Natural Portal Will Open Up Again And Because Out Of All The Superheroes That Apparently Exist In This Universe The Speedsters Are His Favorite (Red Robin Is Solidly His Second Favorite Ever Since The Gotham Vigilante Gave Him A Large Coffee Filled With Enough Caffeine To Kill A Man).
Unbeknownst To Danny However Is That Every Hero/Vigilante He Has Encountered Has Come To At Least One Of The Following Conclusions; 1. Run Away Meta Who Is In Desperate Need Of A Good Meal/Adoption Bait. 2. Possibly Red Robin/Tim Drake Clone 3. A Good Kid But Could Possibly Be A Future Rouge If Left Unsupervised. 4. Did Bats Get A New Kid And Why Is He Here?
All Flash Knows Is That He Saw The Kid First And Therefore Has Dibs. Suck It Bruce.
Fast-forward A Few Months And Danny Gets Hurt During A Rogue Attack While Trying To Help Some Civilians Get To Safety (Old Hero Habits Die Hard (Ha Die Hard) And All That Jazz) And He Nopes Out Once Everyone Is Safe And When The Paramedics Are Busy With Other People Unaware He Left A Blood Sample Behind.
One DNA Test Brought To You By Paranoid Bat Concerns Of A Possible Red Robin Clone Later And They Find Out That Dannys DNA Matches One Ra's Al Ghul.
They Now Think Danny Is An Escaped Ra's Al Ghul Clone.
Memes For The Vibes:
#captain's posts#this has been haunting me#the flash/any of the speedsters:*exist*#danny:*can feel the speedforce on them* i like your vibe funny man#basically danny is actually an alternate version of Ra's Al Ghul and gets chucked into the dc vesrse#because natural portals are bitches hijinks ensue#and while i do love batfam adopting danny i think its very funny for flash to just yoink him while the big bad bat isn't looking#i desperately need him and tim to be besties tho specifically before they find out danny is an alternate Ra's Al Ghul#danny:*sitting in a park and tinkering with some circuitry* oh hey flash :)#flash: hey kid! great news i might be adopting a kid soon!#danny: oh really? thats cool-#flash:*holding out adoption papers and doing his best puppy eyes* its you. sign here.#danny:*vague memory of clockwork complaining about speedster pops into his mind* hmmm#danny:*deciding to be a little shit cause what else do you do when you're almost a year into being stuck in an alternate dimension* >=)#danny: sure why not? soooo full name or what?#flash:*didn't expect to get this far* uh-#i also really like danny being clockworks apprentice/time line clean upper so danny just remembers cw bitchin about the speedsters#also cause im a sucker for tim x danny...#tim:*having a crisis cause the cute meta kid he befriended/has a crush on may or may not be a vlone of Ra's Al Ghul* aaaaasaaaaaaaasaaaaaaa#dick: you okay buddy?#tim:*aggressively points at the dna match of danny to Ra's Al Ghul on the bat computer* AAAAAAAAAAAAAA#dick: Oh-#dc x dp#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc prompt#dpxdc
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Is chole name already "owned"?
yup! but Zoe genuinely sees her as a sister, so she never orders Chloe to do anything she wouldn't do already.
#zoe lee#chloe burgeois#changeling au#my art#daddy dearest is conflicted because chloe is a nightmare and zoe is so so sweet but he also knows zoe isnt human#and is capable of great evils chloe cant do#so like. cater to your human daughter with a shit personality (which you should really put her in therapy for)#or cater to your seemingly kind inhuman daughter(?) who might end up being the leader of a cult
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who up journeying to they west ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ 🚶♂️🚶♂️🚶♂️🚶♂️🐎
the first one is a screenshot redraw of this frame cause it freaking rocks 🔥🔥🔥
the show has been out since 1986 and also the novel has been out since the 16th century.... but ill spoiler warninf just in case... anyone in audience from the 16th century tonite ⁉️🙋♂️🙋🙋♀️
#journey to the west 1986#jttw 1986#sun wukong#monkey king#zhu baije#tang xuanzang#the great monk#tang sanzang#tripitaka#sha wujing#i watched s1 and i lost my mind#this is one of the greatest shows ever#and theres a season 2!!! its so good#i love jttw#found family makes the world go round#i love 86 wukogn .#i have so many screen recordings#eveyrtime wukong does something silly i screen record it for the record books#shit bro i just realized i made his ears pointy#waves a coin on a string back and forth at you mesmeirzingly.... pretend his ears are rounded.... pretend his ears are rounded....#spoiler warning#they made it to the west 🔥#ALSO I FINSIHWD SEASON 2 I LOV ETHIS SHOW SO BADDD
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we were all thinking this
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good ace attorns
#did yall see the strange subtitles about bvz on the aai videos that never appeared in another promotional vid#because i definitely havent been Feeling Strongly about it since#art#aa#dgs#ace attorney#tgaa#the great ace attorney#ryunosuke naruhodo#herlock sholmes#barok van zieks#I still think its hilarious ppl can walk into his office and can talk the worst shit and he just never kicks you out#capcom. give me more tgaa and my life is yours
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