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The dynamic I never knew I wanted but definitely needed
#finn the human#simon petrikov#fionna and cake#finn mertens#adventure time#I love you#Finn but for the love of God STOP PUTTING THIS POOR OLD MAN IN DANGER HE HAS THE MENTAL AND PHYSICAL STRENGTH OF A BABY DUCK#I love how Simon just goes along with it even if it sounds like the worst idea ever#Finn is so warm and supportive and caring with Simon#I'm soft#he deals with the situation horribly but HE'S TRYING HIS BEST
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hmmmmm we should all delete social media and smash our phones
#who thought it was a good idea to give us unlimited access to the internet anywhere we went#the worst idea of humanity#damned device of corruption#i shalln’t fall for your evil spells of enticement and sucumb to perverted desire!
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Oh and speaking of, shoutout the very very very vivid dream I had where Hector was sick for the first time after coming out of the rifts, and the bizzyboys where taking shifts to take care of him. And it was Vib's turn, and this happened





Yeahg.
#vib ggg#Vibiano#Alexei#idk what my subconscious was cooking with this one. but thank you for the ideas princess#great god grove#bizzyboys#Hector ggg#my unfortunate art#doodal#yeahg. lol#takes a drag of my cigarette#Shes stronger than me. eye would have done somwthing drastic#takes a drag of my cigarette idk what this means you figure it out yourself but eye know it means something anyways its midnight bye#Thats a lie heres the meaning. Imagine: the guy who used to be your god became human again and he is sick for the first time and in his#delerium he confuses you for his mother. You. Who looked at him for parental guidance for 30 years.#worst boss evarrrr
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i love when ppl draw bumblebee like the happy little creachure he is but also i love when people draw bumblebee like he's had 500 beers in the last 1 hour and still the pain won't even ebb
#bonus when they do both by making him just utterly psychotic but he smiles so no one notices#i am a shameful idw bee enjoyer but like in the tired af ppl pleasing libra girl who needs a therapist so fking bad but#has 700000 billion duties and 900000000 billion expectations and mean bitches in his ear telling him hes stupid#sense#and not the he feels like an officer sense like no my queen is just a teachers pet doing her best which is her worst im afraid#anyways i love bee hes very indignant and a bitch but also im gonna stand beside her sorry#u do not understand how powerful it was to give him a cane . a literal crutch to hold onto to feel stronger even when ratchet says he doesnt#have to anymore but yet bee still insists bcs he doesnt have time for the repairs itll take when others cannot survive#and 2 it comforts him with support and also power and so he cradles it close with the idea of him being weak & needing smthing else#to make him strong#even tho at this point it's rlly just for comfort but he cant afford to allow himself to have comfort when others cant#or dont need it in his heroism ideals (specifically optimus being seen as so much stronger than him)#optimus also had bee tho. had him. but bee is so self conscious he just sees all his failures surrounding optimus & views himself not a#crutch to lean on but a crutch to optimus' character#he rlly needed rodimus and his fiery upbeat persona so they could fake it till they made it together and he left & fucking exploded#(in bees eyes)#like idk im just obsessed with this little tryhard loser#he islike a sad little clingy mother who refuses to think herself as human. she is just mother. lives off evrryones accomplishments#never her own#idk like hes so interesting tonme i want to kill him teehee#chew on him like sponge cak#bumblebee#transformers#tf bumblebee#tf idw#idw#tf#????#maccadam#i hate not knowing waht tag to use
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I'm a child of divorce
#actually crashing out so bad over this trade you have no idea#WHY BJORKY😭😭😭😭😭#the way i found out while i was playing cards against humanity with my friends and i had to act like i didn't want to die right then#actually the worst day of my life#blue talks hockey#seattle kraken#yanni gourde#oliver bjorkstrand#eeli tolvanen
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The more I think of it, the idea of Megatron dying and being reborn as a manmade Galvatron is fascinating as Hell and I wish we could explore it more
#megatron#galvatron#bayverse megatron#bayverse galvatron#can you imagine that in any other continuity#thanks to hubris and greed_ one of humanity's worst enemies was reborn#there were MANY opportunities for them to stop and think ''mnn maybe building a guy based on Megatron's CNA is a bad idea''#while I enjoy TLK Megatron's design very much_ I do kinda think he should've stayed Galvatron#and have been a Galvatron-ey threat in TLK#(*especially* considering the connection to Unicron there in TLK)#also yay!!!!!!! fun energy around manmade transformers#transformers#maccadam#SGDGGS THAT COULD BE SLIGHTLY FUNNY AND FULL OF INTERESTING IMPLICATIONS WITH EARTH AS UNICRON#Unicron's spawn building his favored herald
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okay i need to appeal to somebody with greater knowledge and greater ability to crowdsource: i’m trying to find out what happened to the real saddler. and everyone is telling me they found his body at the bottom of the elevator shaft but nobody has given me a SOURCE and i feel crazy cause i swear 22 just does not say that anywhere. is my pdf defective? do they say it in a later book?
So what it says in #22: a doctor tells Saddler's mom "Your son's heart stopped. We were rushing him to surgery, but in all honesty he was not going to make it... Then, as they were taking him up to the O.R., something happened with the elevator. It jammed or... or something. The nurse and doctor who were with him seemed to have been knocked out. When they came to, the elevator was working again. They rushed your son to surgery where he... he opened his eyes!" (p. 104-105). The doctor waves his hands and protests about Saddler being uninjured a while longer, and then sends him home.
When Rachel explains that they're trapping David in morph, she says "David's life would end, just the same. And so would 'Saddler's.' Eventually, they would find the real Saddler's body, and then they would know, at least for them, there was no such thing as a miracle."
Judging by what we know of David's morphs and character, I'm guessing it's something like:
He waits around until Saddler's in the elevator (or triggers it by fucking with the heart monitor)
He pulls a fire alarm and/or emergency shutdown
He gets into the elevator as a roach and uses cobra venom or hospital drugs to take the doc and nurse down
He acquires and morphs Saddler
He takes the elevator to the morgue and dumps Saddler there
He gets in bed and waits for the doctor and nurse to recover
But we don't know what happened to the real Saddler. I've seen the theory that David morphed lion and ate him, or that he stashed him in an unused room. I think people refer to Saddler getting tossed down an elevator shaft because he disappeared inside an elevator, not necessarily being literal. (Like, how would David access it?)
#animorphs#animorphs meta#saddler berenson#david animorphs#the solution#i feel like a hospital isn't the worst? place to hide a body#but i also have no idea how david would be able to get an entire unconscious human into an elevator shaft unnoticed and unassisted
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Shockingly I named some OCs recently and fleshed out the deity lore a bit for my "guess i'll marry the demon lord?" plot.
Solei has existed since near the start but Mehra and Valdas are new to the concept and all three? Petty. They're technically the Trio of Peace cause that's kinda their goal and duty to their world but really, Trio of Pettiness is suitable as well.
#my characters#they all have a petty dislike for reynold and reynold is blissfully unaware that mehra even exists to dislike him#most of his interactions outside of the demons are with solei#also for mehra its important to note that she really is affinity! not affection! she doesnt have any interest in love/affection#all she needs is for affinities to remain neutral at worst and positive at best#solei plays off of that by making sure the affinities between races are all the same wavelength#and that is why when sascha (the demon lord) tries to gather all the demons to keep them close and protect#she gets the wrong idea that he is gathering an army to fight since thats what the previous demon lord had done#which is why the demons got spread out a bit and sascha basically has to collect them again#valdas is all about order and balance and hes always right dont you DARE say hes wrong#his word and his thoughts are law to him and therefore should be law to all#he seems incredibly stubborn and he will be a little more forceful but if you can state your case to him#and he can logically see he is factually in the wrong ? he will not admit it out loud but he will change his ways immediately#he has a strong sense of justice its just not always the best for all (which is where solei comes in and has to help rarely)#mehra refuses to interact with the demons and reynold because while her ties to affinity for her world are important#she knows the demons dont hate the gods/goddesses and thats enough for her!#but also mehra and valdas have a natural dislike for reynold due to him not even being from their world which creates bumps#to both affinities (demons adore this one human now) and order (theres literally a human married to the demon lord which has never happened#solei doesnt like reynold and would LOVE to smack him upside the head sure but valdas is the one that would actively throw hands with him#valdas despises him so much for very petty reasons#the reason isnt listed above but thats fine im tired bye
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One of the most interesting parts of Naruto that I haven’t seen talked about nearly enough is the concept of offering a hand to someone who has done you wrong and you have no reason to like.
Naruto hardly ever offers help to or has meaningful conversations with anyone who… for lack of a better term, isn’t an asshole. From condescending Neji to serial killer Gaara to fascist dictator Nagato, Naruto primarily redeems people he has no reason to respect, let alone like. Yet, save for maybe Haku and Nagato, Naruto is the first person to open a line of communication and offer sympathy where they don’t offer him any. This is all based on a core principle of the Naruto series:
Bad People Are Still People
They have reason behind why they think and act the way that they do, they have feelings and fears and interests, and they have both the capacity for good and to change. Naruto’s “talk-no-jutsu” is him appealing to an enemy’s humanity and inspiring them to do better in the same way he inspires his friends.
#I’m not sure if I want to get political right here and now#but I will say that BOTH SIDES should put a lot more effort into understanding and working with the other#Obviously this is more complicated topic that I can’t fully deconstruct here so I’ll just leave it at:#Civil rights lgbt rights and women’s rights are human rights that effect EVERYONE#and thus groups fighting for these rights shouldn’t be exclusionary to ANYONE#And change is brought through sincere uncomfortable long-form conversation#Not making memes about and “OWNING THE LIBS/BIGOTS”#Also we should acknowledge how purity culture has infested both sides of the political spectrum#Hell I could make a whole long post only talking about all the ways purity culture has negatively impacted the Naruto fandom alone#Point of all this was to say that most people could stand to digest the idea that even the worst of us are still human beings#and trying to understand a bad person doesn’t make you a bad person#Sorry for the more serious opinions in the tags#naruto#naruto shippuden#naruto classic#naruto uzumaki#rambling#my stooff#also I’m not saying that everyone he talk-no-jutsu’s is a bad person just that Naruto doesn’t have any reason to like them
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Many things were used to describe the mad hermit of Amaurot: a drunkard, degenerate, cynical, and even monstrous by those who stirred trouble for the newly appointed Azem. But nothing could prepare Emet-Selch for what he would see for himself, when offered a chance to meet the Sun's Shadow.
#ffxiv#ancients#endwalker spoilers#emet selch#lahabrea#azem#azem oc#apollo#dionysus#hemitheos dionysus because I like the thought that anyone with soul sight will look at him#and they get to be jumpscared by what i like to personally imagine as a winged embodiment of void or the abyss#I would say the moon but within the context of FFXIV the moon isnt actually a normal astral body#though like azem/apollo and the role of the sun#I write dionysus to be the astrological moon#a character who represents the subconscious and the self- who often sees and brings out the worst in those around him#how I basically describe as being around him will break you to your barest so you can remake yourself into something better than before#unfortunately for the convocation he is also an antithesis to their ways and their biggest critic- out of love- funnily enough#also dont mind the idea that magic (especially creation magic) is so deeply ingrained that the idea of manual work is surprising to people#dionysus has to constantly use his aether to suppress his power he's either doing things by hand or sleeping#ancient zenos does not get to escape the sleepy curse#weird vintner in the mountains found lounging off in the middle of his vineyard#emet expecting dion to be the problem out of the duo until he realizes that /apollo/ is the overprotective cryptic and chaotic weirdo#with the power to stop an active volcano#and dion is the chill and collected hardworking man who despite everything is more human than most#tbh this was mostly inspired by the scenes with thordan and varis and how they react to WoL and Zenos in those moments#for dion/zenos it is their being while on the flip side for WoL/Azem it is their choices and the expression of such choices
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One detail about the second Masked Man fight that absolutely guts me is how Kumatora, Duster, and Boney can all be revived and knocked unconscious over and over again by Claus and Lucas will refuse to attack. But when Claus knocks Flint out and makes him suffer major damage, then Lucas can muster up the urge to fight. No matter how rocky and distant Flint and Lucas's relationship got over those three years, Lucas still deeply loves and cares about his dad.
#mother 3#mother 3 spoilers#m3 spoilers#i also love the idea of gentle and patient lucas losing his nerve in that moment and actually attacking claus before hinawa is able#to bring himself back to his senses enough that he can reel himself back in. it's such a visceral and raw human reaction to have.#like father like son in some of the worst ways
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#random personal stuff#personal whining ahead feel free to ignore#kind of struggling right now (what else is new)#I was up past three last night having A Crisis#I'm burned out and I know why I'm burned out#but there's no good solution#and on top of that there's some shame and the ever-present need to Restrain just how awful I am#(ha! this time I will have proof for my counselor that I am in fact the worst and I'm not just making that up)#there aren't any viable other life options & who knows if I wouldn't just be exchanging one struggle for another (worse?) one if I tried#the current situation is stagnant and sucking out my soul#people keep telling me to do A Thing for it to improve but it costs money and energy that the current situation isn't leaving me much of#and I don't even know if The Thing is really what I want anyway even if I could do it#I went into this with such ridiculous starry-eyed ideas of helping people but for a long time now everything has seemed meaningless#the same mindless repetitious tasks forever until I die#stuck behind the same desk and not mattering at all#but it's the only thing I can do and I don't know what I would want to do if I had the choice#maybe not work around people again ever which would be better for humanity in general#anyway I want to ask for prayer but I don't know how/what to ask about?
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Oh!
#what’s going on here#now they REALLY dislike each other#dhmis#dhmis human design#dhmis humanized#colin the computer#colin dhmis#this is probably the worst thing I’ve posted here thus far😭#DONT WORRY JUYS - NO MORE AFTER THIS#this is just one of those drawing ideas I was curious about
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Imagine Toriel and Starlo arguing over parenting methods.
#undertale yellow#uty timeline#toriel#starlo#papa starlo#toriel 100% disapproves of starlo and how he's raising clover#the idea of star giving clover a gun is making toriel rethink her previous stance that asgore was the worst father ever#and star insists that it's necessary for a child to learn how to defend themself#...the human school boards are all on toriel's side btw
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"What do you remember of being human, Echo?" The question is out of the blue and unexpected. But Sora offers a patient smile and tilts her head in curiosity, just enough that one of her ears flops over. It's endearing, if anything.
But Echo wishes she hadn't asked.
"Not much. Distinct memories are cloudy." A tired tone says softly, a pained recollection in her eyes and an acrid haze in her soul that endures, endures, and endures, "But I remember the discomfort more than anything. My body always did feel wrong back then. Misshapen. Condensed. Like it was too small for everything buried underneath, and that ache went so deeply some days that it would make my skin crawl. I hated that part the most."
At that, Sora's expression falls. She looks inexplicably sad, as if she'd hoped for a different response, a gentler one despite knowing the harsh truth about the dark future and the struggles Echo must have suffered. "But you had Grovyle, right? I'm sure he took care of you."
"He did, Sora, of course he did." A sigh, a flick of an ear and claws clenched tightly into the churned earth pressed under her paws. "I doubt I deserved his attention, though. I was too busy being angry at the world to give any care back."
In my lore, Echo does not look fully human during their time in the dark future. Since they were Darkrai before becoming human, and as a result of Palkia's reckless shattering of the Dimensional Portal which distorted both time and space, Echo's transformation was broken and accidental. They ended up looking pretty messed up and definitely (not) human. A lot of their characteristics as Darkrai carried over but rather morphed into something else.
And Grovyle, growing up in a world where humans have been extinct for longer than any living pokémon has been alive, has no concept of what a "true" human looks like. The only thing he knows is descriptions of humans from glyphs and texts in old ruins. Thus, he mistakes Echo for an actual human. And Echo, not knowing what a human looks like themselves due to amnesia, accepts this identification with nothing better to use.
#Grovyle: Hmm. Bipedal and powerless. Five-fingered hands. Wears clothing. Has... hair?? This thing must be a human like from the old texts!!#Echo: Sure I guess. Let's go with that.#Frankly I'm much more interested in Echo being some sort of pokemon cryptid than a plain ol' human tbh gimme claws and a spiteful aura#Gimme a severely messed up creature with amnesia and unhinged monster vibes and SO MUCH APATHY#Just the idea of Darkrai being shoved into a pseudo-human body and not remembering who they are but feeling SUPER dysphoric about it#And Echo basically being the most unpleasant person in the universe during their time as a pseudo-human; literally the worst vibes#But despite that a little Treecko stumbles upon Echo and thinks they're cool and awesome cause “wow you're a human!!”#Like cmon you're telling me glyph reading; ruin exploring; treasure stealing; world-fixing idealist Grovyle wouldn't be a fanboy about it#Thus begins their Found Family Arc(TM) and Echo is trapped#Does Grovyle's optimism eventually rub off onto Echo? Yes.#Anyway do you guys want any lore on Echo? Pls lemme know cause I could start sharing it a bit#I have some notes I could post or maybe more art?#kudos to Scribz for causing me to hyperfixate on my emo girl so much (this is your fault)#echo/human#echo/umbreon#pmd ocs#pmd2#pmd eos#explorers of sky#my art
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I love how changing Claudia and Louis race to black ends up focusing and exploring more deeply into how vampires often exploit the marginalized (which is just what most people do but more dramatized since it’s fiction)
they’re not intentionally hating and using them because they’re black, they’re doing those things because they can get away with it more. Since people don’t care for black people’s well being, they can get away with any wrong done to them way more, they can leech and leech off of them until there is nothing left with little to no consequence! This was a minor, unexplored theme in the first book which was neglected which is sad since I feel like it adds a lot more to the vampires. By the show changing both Louis and Claudia to be black, it ends up pointing how easily people can get away with violence against black people especially during history! It shows that the vampires, just like humans, can be bigoted without an intense hate for the minority group in question. It points out how bigotry can be both subconscious, accidental and most horrifically, done just for power since they get away with it completely
#rambles#Iwtv#claudia eparvier#louis de pointe du lac#interview with the vampire amc#interview with the vampire#Maybe I’m just tripping but idk. I think this change shows wayyyy more of that theme which got basically not addressed that much#I like the idea that vampires leech off people like how slave owners leeched off their black workers#by making Louis and Claudia be black in the show it ends up focusing more on how vampires can be horrifically bigoted due to their lust for#more power. Like a lot of them have lived for a century or two and lived so many ppl a lot of them just want more power#vampirism can lead to the worst traits of humanity leaking in and corrupting the entire mind body and soul#one of those is a need for power#which I feel like happened completely in the execution of Louis and Claudia in the show. The audience would’ve definitely be more#sympathetic to their cries and shit if they weren’t black. But since they were they got away with painting them in that manner#Idk maybe I’m overthinking this I’m white as shit but I love this change idk if anyone thought of it like this
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