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lucigoo · 6 months
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Weekly round up: 1st April - 7th April
NGL, i was at a 6th bday party yesterday and just forgot it was Sunday, whoops lol. So, i wrote 17,728 words last week, with 3 uploaded stories. As always, recs first, then mine. Im also adding summarys and going to sort out my rec list so bare with: Home - SunnyRose - The Hobbit (Gen fic, Written by the wonderful @sunnyrosewritesstuff an adorable look at Uncle Thorin. )
Summary: Being an uncle doesn't come instinctual to Thorin. He loves his nephews with all his heart, but he doesn't quite understand them. However, when Dís needs a break with the death of her husband so fresh, she leaves to travel as a blacksmith and Thorin is left to mind the colony, Fíli, and Kíli. If they all manage to survive to the end of the five months, Thorin will consider it a success. The Fluttering of All Your Wings - whisperedstory - Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Geart/Jaskier, i had a bit of a fae Jaskier binge and this one is top tier) Summary: Jaskier has never really fit in anywhere, not with the fae and not with the humans. His mother always warned him to hide his heritage, especially from witchers. But then he meets Geralt and starts following him around the Continent. He finally learns what it's like to feel like he belongs somewhere, which makes keeping his secret even more necessary—and difficult. Of Bookshelves and Baby Carriers - poppunkpadfoot (StormVandal) - Harry Potter (Sirius/Remus, one of my fav muggle Au fics) Summary:
The customer standing in front of him is quite possibly the most beautiful man Remus has ever seen. Like, he looks like a model or something. He has long, black hair, flattened by water, and just the slightest amount of scruff on his face, and…
And a baby strapped to his chest. The Gift of Hobbits - MoroseBarnacle - The Hobbit (Bilbo/Thorin, and its just SO good!) Summary: The gift of hobbits is a secret not known to dwarves. Bilbo’s gift saves the Company—repeatedly—and they don’t even know it until after Smaug is dead. But by then, just about everybody knows there’s a hobbit in Erebor, and the invading orcs decide to keep Bilbo and his otherworldly gift for themselves. Let's Play Pretend - MsAlexWP - Harry Potter (Sirius/Remus, muggle Au and fake dating, whats not to love?) Summary: After James and Lily died, Sirius Black's therapist told him not to date for a year. And that's just as well. He's got a 13-month-old baby now and quite enough to deal with, thanks. But the nosy neighbors in his building keep trying to set him up and won't take no for an answer. Enter Remus Lupin, another single dad who pretends to be Sirius's boyfriend, just to get the old lady brigade off his back and nothing more. Nothing more at all. Guardian of Kings - SunnyRose - The Hobbit (Bilbo/Thorin, another excelent work by @sunnyrosewritesstuff, and im sure most bagginshielders love a bit of BAMF Bilbo and cultural misunderstanding, I know i do!) Summary: The Company has been having a good laugh as the story of their quest spreads through the mountain and more and more retellings makes Thorin out to be Bilbo’s damsel in distress. It stops becoming funny when Thorin’s honor is challenged, and it’s up to Bilbo to defend it. Thorin may be ready to smuggle his hobbit out of the mountain, but Bilbo will do it. For Thorin, he would do anything. Hope theres something to others to enjoy, if not see you next week for more.
Now, for my uploaded fics:
Far over the Misty Mountains:A hobbit with a heart (Past Bilbo/Thorin, for the KCAWS 30-days-of-feelings prompts) Summary: Bilbo's home is suddenly invaded by a troop of dwarves. He would be bad, should be mad, but that song .... It's a good job I love you! ( Bilbo/Thorin,written for #247 - Blindspot for @flashfictionfridayofficial) Summary: Bilbo sees that Thorin has once again forgotten to take the rubbish out, bloody husbands, he thinks exasperated. And finally This is real, but it isnt ME! (Jegulus and background Wolfstar, based off a prompt from a friend about Regulus being in a crop top and not happy about it) Summary: Regulus loves his brother, something he has to remind himself, because right now he wants to murder him. This is all Sirius fault!
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chimcess · 2 years
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Birdie Shoppe || pjm (IV)
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Pairing: Jimin x Reader  Other tags: Werewolf!Jimin, Witch!Reader, Shifter!Reader, Shifter!Jimin, A/B/O Dynamics, Alpha!Jimin  Genre: Supernatural!AU, Werewolf!AU, Angst, Mutual Pining, Fluff, Smut,  Word Count: 4.4k Chapter Summary:  Within the four realms of Lustra lay the Bangtan forest home to the Foxglove pack of the north and known as the “land of magic.” It is also home to the Birdie, a powerful witch from a cursed bloodline who is one of the sacred guardians of the forest. Y/N is the 123rd Birdie, a young girl who was given her position too early and asked by the goddess herself to fulfil a task none had ever done before- become the Grand Witch of the Foxglove pack. Now a woman, Y/N is revered as the most loved and powerful Birdie of all time, but hiding under the surface is a woman who has to battle between her duty and her heart. Chapter Warnings: Long-hair Jimin (yes, this is a warning), Mating Ritual, Chief Ahn is a tiny bit rude (but still chill), a lot of anxiety, General angsty heartbreak stuff, Y/N is not happy at all, but she’s trying to be, everyone is feeling it tbh, blood, graphic injury (?), magic, Sol is naked but nothing graphic, the spirits are back, Jimin is a cinnamon roll, did I say long-hair Jimin? (think The Witcher), very tame   A/N: Part 4 has arrived! It’s a bit shorter than normal but the next one should be a bit on the longer side. Thanks for reading and I hope you enjoy it! prev. | masterlist | next
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Sitting at my alter, I breathed evenly with my eyes closed. I had spent the better part of the afternoon praying and meditating. I would need energy tonight, as I had with every previous trip to Bangtan, but moral support from the Gods would be necessary for a successful mating ritual. Opening my eyes, I looked at the grimoire in my lap and sighed. Sol would be presenting tonight, and the pack would know who their head alpha will be. I felt my heart clench but fought through the discomfort to read. 
I had been lucky enough to receive the Grand Witch’s grimoires after he passed on. They had proven most helpful. I soaked in the words he wrote, the step-by-step instructions for each part of the ritual, and most importantly- the parts where I was to leave the circle as quickly as possible. Having never aided a Luna through her mating ritual before, I was appreciative of the guidance and wisdom his books taught me.  
My cottage was silent. Shiloh was sleeping in her bed and none of my friends had come by. Everyone was making themselves scarce. While I appreciated the sentiment, and it was helping me to stay focused, I was not enjoying the emptiness. My mind wandered too often, and it was becoming increasingly more distracting. 
I had stopped pretending my feelings were not hurt a few days ago. I was mourning Jimin before anything was decided, my adoration and love making it physically impossible to be happy for him or anybody else. Now with only a few hours left, I was growing sick with worry and selfishly hoped Namjoon would be picked instead. Even if I would never have Jimin I did not want him with anyone else. Feeling a new set of tears filling my eyes, I roughly wiped them away before closing the grimoire. 
Standing, I looked around my home desperately. I did not want to sew anymore, I had done it all week, and had grown bored of it. Wood carving would be fun but tiring. The same could be said for blacksmithing a blade. I would also wake Shiloh and I knew she needed her rest. Then my eyes landed on the large, red carpet in the living room.  
Slowly, I lowered onto my hands and knees before lifting the only corner not obstructed by furniture. The large black, cast-iron handle stared back at me as did the bear carvings I had dug into the door’s wood many years ago. I ran my finger along the fading lines and sighed. I had done something similar before the fire. Aldara was furious with me, and yet it had taken her mere minutes to join me. I thought about the missing animals for months after she was gone, staring at the empty floor only solidifying my loneliness, and in a desperate attempt for relief I had started carving bears again. I only got three done before I broke down into tears. I had never tried it again. 
Feeling inspired, I pulled a knife from my belt and began carving. My hands moved easily now, none of my lines crooked or hesitant. Unlike my old drawings, these would never fade. Before I had even realized it, I had carved a wolf’s head and groaned. This was not working.  
I slid my little knife back into its holder and lifted the little basement door. My furniture shuffled and dragged but with a flick of my hand everything was back in its proper place. Looking back at the door, my heart broke when I saw the violent stabs in the wood. It was days after the fire, and I had locked myself in the basement. It was the only place left to sleep. Yoongi, Seokjin, and Wendy had come to help fix things along with their parents. After treating all of them horribly, I locked myself away and destroyed many things. The door was almost another casualty. 
“Ignis,” I called out and a flame sprouted from my index finger. 
Using the small ladder attached to the floor, I lowered myself into the dark room. The flame floated around aimlessly with little energy in its movements. I remembered a time when my magic danced and sang brightly and was saddened. Once I reached the bottom of the steps, I reached out and stroked the flame. It shied away from me before growing larger. Sighing, I squared my shoulders and focused. 
“Lampas.” 
The flame shot out, its body exploding in multiple different directions. On the walls were candle holders and they all lit up brilliantly. The flames flickered and danced normally. A memory from Yule years ago came to mind and I felt sad again. Back then, my flames did backflips and gymnastics vying for my attention. Now they were just as plain and boring as Aldara’s had been. She was right in the end. I did learn that magic was more serious than fun.
Down here is where all of the grimoires and books of Birdie's past were stored. It was the reason the room had been spared in the fire. Sixty years ago, Birdie North had placed a powerful protection spell on the room. None of the other Birdies were ever able to figure out how she did it or the way to reverse it. I had tried my hand at figuring it out when I was ten but gave up rather quickly. If Malorna, the 109th Birdie, and someone blessed with absolute intelligence, could not decipher how it happened then I was positive no one ever would. 
Walking over to the large bookshelves across the small room, I ran my fingers along the spines and sighed. Even with all of the knowledge in the world at my fingertips I was clueless. What do you do when what you want is unattainable? Uselessly pine or pretend like you’re over it?
Aldara would say to find a middle ground and go from there. But what middle ground do you find in this situation? Especially since I know Jimin does not want to be Sol’s mate. That thought alone sent a thrill through my body. I felt embarrassed and ashamed of myself for it. 
“Be patient,” A voice whispered into the quiet room.
I smiled sadly. The spirit gently caressed my body and held me close. I had grown used to their presence by now and tried to see if I could figure out who was visiting me today. It was much easier to do if I let them in but I was not in the space to allow that to happen. I had somewhere to be in a few hours and I could not miss it. The spirit ran her fingers through my hair.
“All will reveal itself in time.”
I swallowed thickly, “And if it is what I think it is?”
“You will survive it, little one,” The spirit replied warmly. It had to be Heidi and the thought made my tears well. While I appreciated her reassurance I wanted my auntie here instead. Aldara always knew exactly what to say. A choked sob slipped past my lips. “You are brave and strong. You have nothing to fear.”
But I had everything to fear. Watching Sol walk up to Jimin, her blindfold on tightly, and falling to her knees whimpering while he held her protectively. Well, that would be too much to bear. To see the man I love so desperately, irrevocably in love with someone else would surely be impossible to return from. I felt the gentle brushing of fingers on the back of my neck.
“I’m afraid,” I whispered.
“That’s what makes you brave,” They replied.
Drawing a breath, I nodded. Aldara always said that. It was more comforting if I thought about it like that. Still, I felt uneasy. Still, I knew I needed to study more. So, I sat on the floor and tried to clear my mind.
“Fluito,” I commanded, and a book went straight into the palm of my outstretched hand.
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I had decided to walk to the village today. The memory of the first time I saw Jimin had plagued me on my way out and I wanted to retrace our steps. We were both young, I was no more than 13, and had gotten lost during Yule. He had walked me back home. I wonder if he remembered it as vividly as I did, or did he put it in the back of his mind save for a rainy day? It was hard to say for sure. I smiled sadly when I spotted a rogue fairy circle. Gosh, I had been so afraid of the fae back then.
It was quiet tonight. Shiloh had gone off with Patto when I left. They wanted good seats for the ceremony. Morla was already there, I was sure of it, and the rest of the gossipers were more than likely chatting away. Seokjin was most likely sleeping already and Yoongi never cared about the pack’s affairs. I stuffed my hand into my cloak pocket and felt around until I felt the letter.
Wendy had written to me just before I had gone off and I did not have the chance to read it. It had been far too long since I had seen my friend. We wrote often, not as often as I would have liked but she was a busy witch, and stayed up to date on one another. In her last letter, she had said she was traveling to Northorn with her younger sister. Joy was meeting with a possible suitor and asked for her to join.
She had stopped visiting after a particularly bad argument with Jin. I did not know what it was about, or what had happened prior, but according to Patto it had been pretty nasty. When Shiloh gave me the gossip mill’s version of events, I took it with a grain of salt. However, the two parts that did make sense to me were jealousy and Yoongi. Jin was helplessly in love with Wendy, who I knew had similar feelings for him, but the kitchen witch was a roadblock. Wendy had a fascination with the man and Jin could never really get over it. They had not spoken since.
I heard rustling in nearby bushes and paused. Looking around my feet, I was sure I was paying attention to every detail around me. Readying myself for a fight, I began walking again. Slower this time. However, nothing came of it. After five minutes of waiting for whatever had moved to make an appearance, I grew bored and walked at my normal pace. The bushes never rustled again.
The walls of Bangtan were formidable. Tall and built with stone, it looked impenetrable. Just outside the walls of the city lay a small farm. I knew a human family lived there and worked those fields. While I never knew their names, I had heard they were friendly and gave travelers lodging in their spare house. Most humans were wary of wolves- especially anyone from the north. 
On the other end of the wall was a small stream that led back into the ocean. Connected only by a bridge, the ceremonial cave sat. The town itself was quaint and beautiful. On the back, left end was the church that sat up on the hillside surrounded by trees and foliage. In the center of town was the market with homes and businesses lining the rest of the streets. The copiae stayed on the other end of the wall beside the stream. Foxglove was small but mighty and I adored it.
The streets were empty tonight. Everyone was either at the cave or locked away in their homes. The energy of the moon charged me and I knew I was about to have a hard road ahead of me. Even if Sol did not pick Jimin I would still be torn to pieces after putting my body through this. I wished toLilith, hoping for a healthy recovery and made my way to the cave. 
The cave was silent despite the rows of people inside. The unmated wolves were already lined up and waiting for things to begin. The moon was still too low to bring the luna inside. I walked forward and began preparing myself for the ceremony.
Just as I had with every other ceremony, I cut my hair and changed my clothes. Today, the body paint would be done differently. After reading through the Grand Witch’s grimoire, I knew I had to show respect differently tonight. Getting in touch with my feminine side was crucial, and that involved white and soft lines.
I started with drawing two large circles around my eyes. Using a puddle of water in the cave to see my reflection, I then began to bring the outer edges down. The shape made my eyes look sad. I cut off the line at my jawline before fixing the top shape. I used my sockets for reference and began to fill in the area that connected my eye to my nose bridge. Afterwards, I made slightly curved lines that went up. They looked like moth wings and I felt happy. It was very similar to the pictures the Grand Witch had. 
After drawing two little lines on my bottom lip and then a large one down my chin, I was satisfied. I looked gentler today than most. I then reached into my bag and took out crushed pearls and tapped it onto the high points of my face. In the grimoire it was an optional step but one that was looked upon favorably. Apparently, it made the pain lessen though not by much. I was happy I had some in the cupboards regardless.
I then began setting up my altar and made sure to keep my eyes on the moon. It was nearly time when I was finished. I did a quick cleansing spell to ward off any bad luck before announcing it was time. Everyone waited with baited breath.
I ran around the alphas to make a quick circle around them for when everything started. It would be impossible to do after. Sol was being escorted inside the moment I was back to my original place. 
She was naked and blindfolded. Her dark, golden skin was covered in dark chocolate freckles. Even though I knew it was futile, I tried to give her some privacy by not letting my eyes wander too much. She was trembling and looked uneasy. I could only imagine the fear going through her right now. I did not let my eyes wander to the men standing before me. I could not become distracted.
Chief Ahn held Sol with tenderness. He had raised her once it was found that she was the Luna. No one was allowed to claim her as their child. After getting her to the center of the circle, he quickly made his way down. I looked up at the moon through a hole in the cave. 
It was time.
I stepped away from the circle quickly. No one was to be too close. It could confuse Sol or send her into a frenzy. She, or her mate for that matter, very well could kill anyone who they saw as a threat. I did not want to take a chance.
Now away from the ceremony and watching on like everyone else, I let my eyes wander to the man I had been thinking about for weeks. Jimin looked stoic and resigned. I could imagine he was feeling nervous. He looked straight ahead and did not waver. I felt myself tearing up. No, I scolded. You cannot do this here.
Taking a deep breath, I calmed myself down enough to dismiss my tears. I could cry later. Right now, I would look at him as if he were mine until he was not. Until the air shifted and his eyes softened for the omega at his feet, I would watch him.
Sol suddenly lifted her face into the air and her trembling had become full on shaking. Her body fell to the floor as she cried out in pain. I watched with bated breath. It was happening. Taking a deep breath, I watched as she began to crawl.
My eyes went back to the alpha across the room. His hair glistened in the moonlight while his face was hidden in the shadows. A small breeze made his hair twirl. I heard Sol cry out and looked back at her.
She was in agony. I could see it all over her face. From my reading, I knew this was a hard moment for Sol. Her mate was right there and yet she had to seek him out with her senses alone. In a room filled with other alphas no less. Her small body continued to crawl towards her mate. My eyes went back to Jimin.
I was surprised when our eyes locked. The world around me stood still for a moment and I sucked in a deep breath. He looked so… frightened. Of what, I did not know, but he trusted me enough to show me that. I remembered our last conversation and felt my heart break in half. Jimin does not want this.
Then, I heard a loud scream. Snapping back to reality, I looked at Sol. There she was whining and rubbing her face against her alpha’s leg. My shock and joy about it being someone else almost made me forget to check who it was. Quickly saying the binding spell, the other alphas moved away and trapped the newly mated pair in the circle. 
“It can’t be!” I heard someone behind me.
“There must be a mistake,” Said another.
There in the middle of the circle lay Sol, her body practically wrapped around Kim Taehyung’s legs. Almost in shock, the man ran his fingers through her hair. This was the first time any man had seen it. I cleared my throat and began to sing.
The pairing spell was not really a spell at all. Only a charm for good luck and hope for many children. It was said to have produced strong heirs in the past so it was tradition. It had taken me many moons to change it to a spell song. Taehyung had helped the Luna stand and held her closely. She shook and held onto him with all her might. I let my eyes wander after the song to where Jimin was. He looked pleased. 
Miles had been right, I thought. 
I could hear whispers and cries of contempt around the room. No one was happy about this save for Taehyung's family. I could hear his siblings cheering with their mother. I glanced at Chief Ahn. While he did not looked particularly happy, he did not seem too upset either. He knew that the goddess had made her choice. I smiled from ear-to-ear.
“Luna Sol,” I said. “The goddess had chosen your other half. Kim Taehung, you are now the rightful alpha of Bangtan Forest.”
Taehyung smiled at me happily. Sol was in heaven breathing in her alpha’s scent. Kneeling at my altar, I placed my hands on the robe I had prepared before. After singing a quick protection spell, I placed it into my hands before lifting it.
“Come,” I said.
Taehyung sat before me bringing Sol with him. She sat in his lap with her face buried in his neck. 
“Your robes, Luna,” I said gently, hoping my voice would not reach the ears of others.
She quickly untangled herself, snatching the garment from my hands only to go back to Taehyung without putting them on. The alpha took them from her and placed them around her shoulders. The alphas had their robes on already. 
“It is time for me to give you a gift,” I said kindly, already beginning to feel the burn in my back.
I had researched ways to make my wings sprout out without needing the sunlight. Making a sacrifice to Lilith was one way, but I was not using blood for this. However, another way was to gift my feathers during a ceremony. A Bridie from long ago called Reina had talked about it in her spellbook. I tried it myself a few days ago and it worked. It was, however, the most painful experience I had ever gone through.
Putting my faith into the pearl on my face, I began to sing. My back felt like I was being stabbed with a hot branding iron. Sweat pooled down my neck and I screamed out the last part of the spell in agony. I could feel my blood dripping down my body and pooled around me. Feathers fell into the sticky puddle.
Taking two from my wings, I placed them at my altar with shaking hands. I braced myself against the wood and bit my lip as they went back in. I could taste iron and salt. Crying, I put my hands over the feathers and began to sing once more. Shaky and out of breath, the spell made the feathers lift and spin. As I composed myself, the feathers began to change colors and two pristine, white feathers landed gently on my altar. Looking at the couple, Taehyung looked ill while Sol was still at his neck without a care in the world.
“For your new beginnings,” I choked out, using magic to hand over the feathers. My hands were still covered in blood and would stain them. Taehyung took them in awe. I blew and used my magic to make the salt circle disappear. “May they bring you peace and hope.”
With the ceremony over, the people were loud and vocalizing their woes. No one had expected Taehyung to be the alpha except Miles, it seemed. Tired and worn, I allowed myself the chance to lay on the ground to catch my breath. Taehyung called out to me, but Chief Ahn was on him before he could do anything to help me.
“We must speak, alpha,” Chief Ahn said and then looked at me. “Alpha Park! Take care of this.”
“Yes, chief.”
Eye heavy, I lifted myself up and waved my hands. Taehyung told me to rest but I ignored him. I needed to pick up my things. 
“Birdie,” Taehyung said. “You don’t look well.”
“I can do this,” I huffed, forcing my body to move. 
Strong hands covered mine. Jimin looked upset and I froze. What had happened?
“I will do this,” He said, voice hard. “Lay down.”
“But-” I protested.
“Lay.”
I did as I was told this time. Truth is, I was exhausted but I was more afraid of what I could do with Jimin now that he was free of his title. I smiled at that. He was still able to be mine, at least in my mind, now. Jimin placed my things into my bag with great care while the rest of the townsfolk left. Many of them were angry.
“Do you need help?” I heard Namjoon ask.
“No,” Jimin replied.
The alpha left without another word. 
Jimin was swift picking up my things before lifting me into his arms. I knew I weighed nothing to him but I worried about the blood staining his robes. They were expensive and hard to get made. He did not seem to care about this and held me tightly against his chest. 
“You can’t do that again,” He scolded once we were outside of the village.
“Do what?” I mumbled.
“That feather trick. You look like death.”
I hummed, “I’m sorry if I scared you.”
Jimin sighed, “I forgive you.”
The walk felt shorter now. Jimin, too, seemed to like taking the same path from all those years ago. This made me chuckle. Jimin grinned.
“Care to tell me what’s so funny?”
I giggled, “Do you remember the Yule we met?”
Jimin smiled fully this time. I forced my eyes to stay open to watch it. His eyes crinkled into crescents and his front tooth was slightly crooked. It was contagious.
“Of course,” He reassured me. “I still use your path often. I have to admit, it’s the best one yet.”
I sighed happily, “Except for the thorns but it looks like someone took care of those.”
Before, the trail had massive thickets that cut, poked, and sliced every inch of your skin if you were not careful. However, my walkthrough tonight showed no signs of them anywhere. Looking at Jimin, he seemed shy.
“I did once I began doing my rounds. Trying to doge mushroom circles is difficult when you’re that big.”
I snickered. “I could imagine.”
I was elated. While it was a shock to me that Taehyung was the new alpha, the fact that Jimin was not made it less burdensome. In fact, I was so happy to see Sol on Taehyung, I had forgotten to be surprised at all. Now, I am too tired. Maybe in the morning it would settle in.
“I’m glad,” I found myself saying. “That you got what you wanted.”
Jimin nodded but kept his eyes on the path. 
“So am I.”
Shiloh was waiting for me when I got back and fussed over me entirely too much. Jimin had reassured her that I was alright, just as I had, but the owl refused to stop pestering me. The alpha took it in stride and asked for a pen and paper to write to one of my friends.
Shiloh took care of that while I was in bed. I was touched that he went out of his way to do that for me. I heard the owl fly off a few moments later. From the window she used, I assumed she was headed to Yoongi’s house.
“Thank you,” I called out, already slipping into sleep.
Jimin stood in my doorway and smiled softly at me. Walking over, he sat on the edge of my bed and looked at me. I struggled to stay awake.
“Let's get you cleaned up,” He said.
“Don’t worry,” I replied with a yawn. “Yoongi will help me.”
He hummed his reply. I felt my eyes slip shut and quickly popped them open. Jimin chuckled fondly.
“Get some rest, your friend will be here soon.”
I smiled and closed my eyes.
“I’ll stay with you until then.”
I nodded in response. Moving my hands, I remembered Wendy’s note and sighed. It would have to wait for the morning. And I drifted off soon after that.
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(used this template and this oc creator)
(if I could have been bothered I would have edited a rainbow horse for Jaskier and called it Pegasus but I am lazy so nyeh)
I've got the Stardew Valley brainrot and now all I can think about it Stardew/Witcher au Jaskier is the new "farmer" that lives in a cozy house full of musical instruments. His farm is covered in dandelions come Spring.
Geralt owns a horse ranch in the mountains and has both a dog and a horse named Roach. Yennefer is his ex wife she owns a potions shop.
Eskel is the blacksmith that always gets excited about the new ores he's brought.
Lambert (and Aiden) own the bar tavern and you can see that there is a back room full of bombs?? Lamberts favourite gifts are beer AND bombs.
Vesemir is the one running the adventurers guild.
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wip game :)
Rules: post the names of all the files in your WIP folder regardless of  how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them and then post a little snippet of it or  tell them something about it! And then tag as many people as you have wips  
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thank you for tagging me @hellinglasses!!!
okay so I’m going to put all the wips I have even if they’ve been abandoned alskdfj so this includes ofmd and witcher wips! also when I started writing for ofmd I have no idea why but I was just writing a bunch of separate things all in one doc so one of these titles is secretly *checks wip* actually 9 wips and a handful of 1-3 lines of thoughts for more wips
 ofmd:
iz_luc
izzzz [I guess for this one feel free to pick a number 1-9 or ask for one of the little thoughts, or if you don’t specify I’ll just pick something at random(ish)!]
package_doc
to rise or to fall
drafting
ofmd - co-written with the wonderful @hellinglasses: (first one is the main au, the rest are spinoffs! I adore this entire large and involved universe we built together, also she named all of these because clearly (see above/below) I cannot for the life of me name things well)
izzy and ed are those girls from jennifer's body and stede reunites them through the power of rv
how to have your girlfriend spell out for you the love is stored in the hot TA
ed teach town cryptid
holiday shenanigans for polycules and mamas
witcher:
5_1_scent
30.2
a plant in need
back_writing
bards_rules
blacksmith pastries
clue(less)
flight prompts
hunt_recovery
learning
YENFRI COLLEGE AU
the 100:
prompts
I tag: @stinastar, @theamazingbard, @our-hands-mean-death, @roachandrenfri, and @dhwty-writes! I think most of you don’t know me so asdfjkl; hi
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why do fic writers make geralt return to the path and leave ciri on kaer morhen? like that man was made to be a stay at home dad. its too dangerous and stupid to leave the safety of the keep with armies searching for his daughter.
the wolves batten down the hatches and live in the mountains under girl is ready to become a patricide. why does no one see sense. is this that “breeding kink yes, but pregnancy no“ bullshit they talk about on the twitter?
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justhereforeskel · 3 years
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200 follower doodle prompt on Twitter for @witcher-and-his-bard - Blacksmith Eskel x Herbalist Geralt just enjoying some downtime together 💜 with some bonus lil Bleater 🐐💜
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dearest comfy <3 what if Triss was a blacksmith AND Eskel was a blacksmith??? What then?? Enemies to lovers maybe? <3
Ellie. I love you. I love this prompt. And I love Trisskel. This is a triple threat of wonderfulness. Hopefully the fic delivers 💖💖
Warnings: no violence, some hostile Triss (mostly internal), lmao is this considered idiot and exasperated to lovers? idk you tell me, its pretty chill tbh, unless you don’t like daggers. there's lots of daggers. 
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Triss was furious. 
She had spent her whole life stoking a furnace, shadowing her father, sweating, suffering burn after burn and later cut after searing cut as she learned to forge all sorts of weaponry. Now, this teddy bear-shaped child was setting up shop in her courtyard?! Unacceptable. Unbelievable! She’d staked a claim on her territory for market day early. So early she hadn’t even made her first blade. Her father still had her hammering out decorative discs and fastenings for armor. 
One of her customers had the audacity to call him ‘cute’ to her face.
He was no more than twenty-five, tall and stocky like most people expected of a blacksmith, but they claimed there was a softness about him. Triss remembered that softness well, before loss and responsibility really set in. What others saw as sweet, boyish charm she saw as a weakness. 
She sent her assistant to assess his booth, maybe flirt and ask some questions, and was even more annoyed when they came back. 
“He’s young but he’s not inexperienced. His blades are good. So is his uh… customer service.” 
Triss rolled her eyes, “What kind of weapons was he selling? I don’t care about his looks. I have breasts.”
Her assistant shrugged and described his table. 
That following week she put in double the hours at her workshop, put the extra flourish on every piece, perfected every detail until her arms ached and her head pounded. She often forgot to drink water, let alone eat, when she got worked up, so her assistant brought her meals. 
When the next market day came, she proudly displayed her new wares.
And if she took her hair out of the usual braids and unbuttoned her blouse a bit lower than last week, who would be brave enough to point it out?
This time the newcomer had the gaul to visit her booth. 
“Good morning, Miss Merigold,” he dipped in a bow of respect before she even turned around to greet him, straightening up and disarming her with a lopsided grin, “My apologies, I meant to introduce myself after last week’s market. But you were far more efficient at break-down than I.” 
She wouldn’t have called him cute by a long shot. He was downright handsome.
Then she remembered they were rivals. There would be no fraternizing with the enemy.  
It took her a moment to gather her wits before she responded, “Good morning. To whom do I owe the pleasure?”
She knew. 
Of course she knew. But he was far better looking than she had assumed, his scars only adding to his alluring presence, and she needed to feel like she had the upper hand. 
His smile grew a bit sheepish, “Eskel of the Blue Mountains. I’m your new neighbor… sort of,” he offered his hand over her table and she took it, hoping her hesitation wasn’t too obvious. 
“Welcome. I hope the city is treating you well?” 
“Well enough,” he acquiesced, letting go of her hand after a moment, “To be truthful, I haven’t left my forge much at all. I’m still getting used to her. But you know how that goes.” 
Triss raised her eyebrows and plastered an over-polite smile on her face, “I must say I wouldn’t. I inherited my forge from my father. I learned with her. We get along quite well.” 
Eskel was called by someone from his booth as he made to speak. He waved at them to wait a moment and turned back to Triss with a wink, “Well if you have any relationship advice, let me know.”
Before she could think of a polite but not too friendly response, he was gone. 
She turned back to her assistant in a huff, “He’s infuriating.” 
“He’s dreamy.”
“Hush,” she snapped, pointing to her sketch pad, “Hand me that. Call for me if there’s a large sale or a problem.”
She sketched and planned half the day away. But when she realized how much the materials for her plans would cost she adjusted her cleavage and left her tent. Someone had to drive the hard bargain around here, and she knew her assistant was too kind. 
The next week she arrived with a beautiful set of delicate-looking throwing knives, a few different ornate daggers, and a sword fit for a king alongside her typical, practical items. However, she was seeing more than just her flowing hilt designs inlaid with etchings. 
Eskel seemed to have had a similar idea.
She wandered past his booth, pretending to buy fabric from the stall next to him, and fumed. It seemed Eskel had a sharper eye than she’d anticipated. He very clearly mimicked her setup and emphasized the smaller wares like she did. He even had the same sign in three different languages about customizations and bulk orders.
This had become all out war. 
When her sword sold that day she decided to finish off the dozen or so she had laying in wait for specific orders over the week. She even detailed a breastplate to match for three of them, guessing at the size in reference to the sword as best she could. As she worked she mulled over her new competition. His soft golden eyes that crinkled ever so slightly when he smiled were absolutely aggravating. At least that’s what she told herself. It was simply her competitive nature that had her fixating on this mountain of a man. 
She returned the next week with a spread so large she could barely fit it on her table.
Eskel had come back with daggers inlaid with precious stones of dazzling pale blue and sparkling greys and whites. Blue Mountains indeed.
Polite customers started mumbling comparisons to themselves while the brash ones outwardly used the other stall to barter a better price. Every time Eskel was mentioned Triss would bristle, hold back a snarl, and turn on every bit of innocent charm she had. 
She began leaving with a lighter cart and a challenging wink from her competition. Over the week she worked her fingers to the bone over fine details and getting the balance absolutely perfect. 
After months of competition, months of uncomfortable eye contact, she finally broke when he sold a matching helmet, breastplate, and dagger to one of her most loyal customers. 
“Eskel. We need to have a word,” she marched right up to his tent, hands tucked into her half apron at her waist. 
He smirked, “That all?”
She glared at him, crossing her arms over her chest, “We can’t keep making the same things.”
“Pretty daggers and ceremonial armor? Why not?” he mimicked her, folding his massive arms over his own chest, leaning back against his table, making him just a little bit taller than Triss rather than the usual towering over her. 
She rolled her eyes and stepped a little closer, “We’ve both done well, or I’m assuming you have, but eventually all the nobility this side of the canal will have been sold to. We’ll have saturated the market and be left with an armory full of ornate weaponry with no one to buy it.”
“Preserving the market means one gets to keep said market.”
Triss nodded but Eskel seemed unimpressed. 
“And how would you suggest we settle who keeps it?” he raised an eyebrow at her and she just wanted to smack the smug look off his face. Or kiss it. She really wasn’t sure anymore. 
She scrambled for a moment, not having entirely thought this through, “A competition.”
He stood to full height and sighed, “What are the terms?”
“One dagger. Same price. Whoever sells first gets the market. The other has to branch out or move.”
Eskel nodded and held his hand out, “Agreed.”
Triss went to take his hand but he gripped her forearm, his whole hand covering much of her elbow. She did her best not to think about how strong his arm felt in her grasp, how when she squeezed she felt a gentle give before she hit muscle. 
He winked at her as he released his grasp and turned back to work, “See you next week Merigold.” 
Triss worked on a single dagger all week. 
She couldn’t get Eskel’s stupid cocky smile or his tanned arms out of her head. The way he looked down at her with that condescending smile enraged her. Her assistant claimed he looked more fond than condescending, but Triss only narrowed her eyes and shook her head. She’d been raised in the marketplace. She knew exactly how men viewed her. 
In the end, her dagger looked very fitting for a man like him. Broad, sturdy, a bit curved at the tip, and simply yet elegantly decorated. She cooled it in a liquid mixture her father had made and kept secret, giving the blade a finish similar to copper, but with all the strength of steel. 
If she noticed the coincidence she stubbornly ignored it. 
Eskel was already set up and waiting when she arrived at the market. She spared him only a curt nod while she set up her booth as if preparing for battle. 
He sauntered over to her before dawn had officially broken, blade in hand with what Triss might guess to be a nervous expression. 
“Good morning, Merigold,” he cleared his throat and set the dagger currently wrapped in cloth on the table between them, “What have you for our little competition?” 
Triss proudly pulled the dagger she had made from her case, handing it over by the hilt as she spoke, “Good morning, Eskel.”
He took the blade and hummed as he inspected it, whispering, “It’s beautiful...”
She wasn’t prepared for such a genuine compliment. Nor was she prepared for how much she loved hearing that word fall from his lips.
“Th-thank you.”
Eskel handed it back before unwrapping his.
Triss almost had to catch her breath. It was gorgeous, gracefully curved, a turquoise stone grip bordered by an ornate handguard. The part that really got her though was the engraving on the blade. She stepped out and around the table to catch more of the sunlight to see what it was and gasped. Little jasmine flowers were etched into the flat of the blade. 
She looked up at him in awe, “Why jasmine?”
He gave her a crooked smile, rubbing the back of his neck, “You, ahm- your perfume. It is jasmine right?” 
She tilted her head and really looked at him since the first time she met him, “You noticed my perfume?”
“It’s nice,” he shrugged, stuffing his hands in his leather apron pockets. 
Triss thought about all the winks and the ‘good mornings’ and compliments. She’d thought they were just to get her buttered up, but maybe she’d been a little harsher than she needed to.
“It’s stunning,” she breathed, reaching up on her tiptoes to kiss his cheek, not wanting to pull away from his warmth when she had to. 
They were interrupted by her assistant and set a price quickly before scurrying back to their tents. 
All day they would glance toward the other’s booth, but Triss was no longer checking his table. She was looking for him. His kind smile and boisterous laugh. His easy charm and especially his humility under pressure. 
All day she struggled with the realization that she was just a little bit in love with her competition. 
Nearing sundown she told her assistant to begin cleaning up and grabbed her coin purse before marching over to his stand once again. 
“Did you sell it?” Eskel looked disappointed and she was surprised to be glad to tell him no. 
“I have two things to say and I will only say them once, so listen carefully. I realize I’ve been unduly cold to you and I want to apologize. You’ve proven that you’re not only a skilled craftsman but seem to be a good man as well and you don’t deserve it. “
“Apology accepted,” Eskel grinned, leaning back on his table as he waited for her next item.
“Thank you. Now, I’d like to buy the dagger. The one with the jasmines.”
Eskel frowned, “You- you’re forfeiting?”
Triss bit her lip and forced herself to look him in his honey gold eyes, “Yes. Though I hope we can both agree to stay where we are? I think I might miss you if you leave.”
He grinned and pushed off the table, standing just inches from Triss now that he was upright. His hand hesitantly brushed a stray curl out of her eyes as he leaned closer, hesitating to give her time to leave if she wanted, before he brushed his lips against hers. She melted into him, wrapping her arms around his neck as they kissed. His hands covered her back, pressing her to him and nearly lifting her off her feet. 
When they parted they were gasping for breath they both wished they didn't need.
“What about a trade and a truce?” 
Triss nodded, standing up on her tiptoes to plant another kiss on his lips, “And dinner.”
Eskel chuckled, “I think that’s perfectly reasonable.” 
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your blacksmith/baker AU, I don't know what image ends me first, Geralt kneading that bread or Jaskier working that hammer 😵
akfadlfadsfhk thank you so much for letting me know. Allow me to attempt to resolve your problem. 
Part 1
Jaskier’s dropping off some equipment for the bakery that Geralt had ordered, and a bag of coal from his own stores as well, because he knows Geralt is desperate to start baking again, and the trader who supplies them won’t be coming around for another week. He sees how Geralt’s eyes light up when Jaskier explains this, and follows him to the ovens, chattering about the traders who come through, and how Jaskier is sure there’s something wrong with that road since it can’t be normal for that many people to need new horseshoes, or help replacing cart wheels. Geralt doesn’t look up from where he’s lighting the ovens, but asks “Hmmm, who around here helps replace cart wheels?”
“Me, of course, though I’m not sure why, it’s not like I’m the strongest man here.” Geralt glances over at Jaskier's toned arms, places on his hips and imagines the sight of him lifting up a cart to remove the wheel. “hmmm, can’t imagine”. I don’t know, maybe people are just used to going to the smith with these kinds of problems?I mean it’s not like I mind the work, but even the bootmaker’s been doing a roaring trade, It’s ridiculous!” “You know the bootmaker?” Geralt asks, grabbing the new mixing bowl Jaskier had brought with him and starts measuring out ingredients. “Oh, yes, her shop is right across from mine, see?” He points out the window, Geralt nods, though it’s not in his line of sight. “She says that people are so desperate to have their shoes mended or replaced that they’re willing to stand around outside and wait for her to finish with them so they can have them immediately. I see them too.” “Really?” “Oh, yes, there’s a clear view of the shop from my forge, I see them when I’m working, standing around with nothing to do, I can’t imagine why though.” he lights up “Hey maybe you should put a few tables in here, it’s near enough and I’m sure they’d be happy to have something to do while they wait, you could have a whole little cafe, wouldn’t that be great?” “I think,” begins Geralt, looking Jaskier up and down, smirking slightly, “that I might be better off putting the tables outside, where they’d have a better view of... the bootmaker.”
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mihrsuri · 4 years
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At this point I’m just like okay we want to write fic that is comfort fic only for you and probably makes no sense as comforting to anyone else fic and um, that’s what is going to happen. Because this time of year. The second mini fic has all the fucking triggers. [child prostitution, child sexual abuse, trauma stuff] 
Cal doesn’t tell him the risks - her boy knows them, probably knows them more than most because he grew up with them, however much his parents tried to shield them 
(There are days when she’d happily flay Henri Tudor alive for falling in love with a victors daughter who was also the Presidents grandchild and being so stupid as to think he could get away with it, that it wouldn’t be paid for by his children but that probably isn’t fair. Calenthe doesn’t give a fuck). 
Instead they talk strategy, in places the capital can’t monitor them and Cal can’t get over how fucking ridiculous it is, that they are talking about relationships at all (with her - most of her non Eist relationships are desperately fucked up or involve murder) but somehow with Harry, it’s something she can do and actually gives a shit about. 
(Cal does not generally allow herself to do that but Hal Tudor got under her skin and stayed there for reasons she’s doesn’t understand and she only laughs when Eist asks if they’ve adopted another child but it’s not not true). 
Especially considering who Anne and Tom are - Anne Boleyn from District 4 - not a victor or a career and Tom Cromwell who was never a tribute or a victor but had the worst of it without the glory. And somehow, somehow she likes them. 
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The thing about the man who bought her is that he doesn’t like when she cries and Triss, Triss wants to be good because she knows if she doesn’t, if she makes him upest then people will die and it will be her fault. So she doesn’t cry, doesn’t say it hurts when the chains bite into her wrists and when her dress is stained in the front with blood. 
She wants to be good and he says she is. That she’s a natural. 
Triss knows her wrists should hurt more and she tries to clean herself up afterwards but keeps fumbling, can’t stop fumbling and it hurts and she can’t cry because that would be being bad. 
You can’t be bad. You have to wear short clothes and smile and be good. 
Calenthe and Lyme find her and help her though. They are gentle and they let her sleep in a comfortable bed (not like the cage he had), they clean her wounds and take off the collar. 
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myidlehand · 3 years
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AU idea
The next spring after Blaviken, all the Witchers get a letter (a magic one that can trace them wherever they are) that says that all the Northern Kingdoms have agreed on a new law.
No Witcher will be allowed to take any contract or be paid for any job if he isn't accompanied by a human scribe. Said human will be officially attached to one Witcher and will be responsible for journaling every hunt, every contract and any other relevant Witchering. So that if a Witcher commits another crime, threaten or steal from a human or tries to get paid more than his due, there will be plenty of evidence of his evil doings. (There was contradictory evidence in Blaviken with some witnesses saying Geralt killed mercenaries threatening the town so no judgement was officially made). The scribe is also expected to keep his Witcher from doing anything rash and to help Witchers to have better relationship with humans (the hope is that people will feel less threaten if a human is accompanying the Witcher). The humans are not required to winter with the Witchers but they must be present when their Witcher travels anywhere.
All Witchers are to present themselves to the nearest palace to be assigned a human and get the paperwork that will allow them to work.
That's how, come spring all four wolves of Kaer Morhen end up in front of the King of Kaedwen. There's a lot of protest against this law, mostly from Lambert and Geralt but in the end they can't win since the law as been posted across the entire Northern continent (and it's kinda Geralt's fault). Only the universal hatred for Witchers could unit evey Kingdom.
Vesemir ends up with a blacksmith in his late twenties. He seems of a good nature. He seems to light up when Vesemir inform him he won't have to travel but will stay at Kaer Morhen with him most of the time and will be able to visit his family regularly. The man seem capable and Vesemir needs help keeping the Keep standing. It's not too bad.
Lambert gets an extremely chatty young doctor, just out of school. The man seem to breath only every couple of minutes and won't stop asking him questions. Lambert immediately wants to claw his ears off and starts protesting the entire thing again.
The first guy they put in front of Eskel takes one looks at him, screams, soils himself and passes out. The second man goes really pale and keeps shaking, but doesn't say anything. Eskel privately wonders how many of these men were volunteers and if any of them had any choice becoming their scribes.
And of course Geralt ends up with a very bouncy young man who seems absolutely over the moon to be given to a Witcher. He has a lute strap across his back, eyes bluer than the ocean and a ability to speak faster than Geralt's brain can keep up. He introduced himself as Jaskier, poet and bard extraordinaire. Jaskier has apparently already planned half of their itinerary.
Geralt sends a pleading looks at Vesemir who smirks and shakes his head before turning to his new companion. Eskel pretend not seeing the puppy eyes Geralt makes at him. Lambert just says "don't look at me, mine's even worse".
Not having any other choice, they all go their separate ways, trying to get use to their new companions. It takes about five months for Geralt to admit that maybe Jaskier is not so annoying and he could, in very dire circonstances, agree they are possibly just a little bit friends. Jaskier immediately makes them friendship bracelets. He ties it on Geralt's wrist while he's sleeping. Which is very distressing for Geralt the next morning. Three days later Geralt gets another bracelet, it's twin on Roach's front leg. Jaskier scratches her nose and says a man can have two best friends and she was getting jealous. Geralt calls him an idiot but doesn't take his bracelets off.
Lambert and Eskel end up crossing path just before summer. It takes Eskel nearly two full months to realise the man he's traveling with is not actually mute, just very very closed off. It's been a boring few months, he was actually looking forward having a traveling companion. Lambert seems about ready to murder his. They spend about three days together. Nobody says anything when the mute man leaves with Lambert and the chatty one leaves with Eskel. Lambert and his companion share about four words a day, which is perfect for both of them. The man turn out to be a good chemist and silently help Lambert to make explosives. Eskel spends an entire day talking exclusively about ekhidna anatomy with his new doctor companion. He's never been this happy before. The man seems genuinely delighted to learn has much as Eskel can possibility teach him. It's perfect.
When winter comes they find Vesemir and his blacksmith have been very busy. The Keep hasn't looked this good in years. It's a big adjustment for all of them but maybe it's not so bad after all.
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Fan Fair 2021 Recs - Part 1
I’ve been reading non-stop this weekend and I thought of sharing my favorite Career Fair fics so far - I won’t write recs while they’re still Anon so the idea here is to encourage more people to check them out and leave kudos/comments while the fest is going on! I was inspired by the ever lovely @the-starryknight and her fabulous reclist for Quidditch Fest, which I’ll be indulging next. If you’re looking for your next read, may I suggest these gorgeous treats:
Double-Oh Potter by aaliona (Explicit, 5.8k)🕵️‍♂️
Harry knew he needed something different, something outside the Ministry. When a chance at the muggle secret service came up, he jumped immediately. He never expected the voice in his ear would be Draco Malfoy. Bond AU
The Virtues of Hygiene and the Binary of Labour by Piarelei (Explicit, 14.6k) 🪕💰
Draco does what he always does every autumn; packs his bag and follows a path back home. This time, Potter just happens to travel the same roads. It never is about the destination. Witcher AU
Develop, Stop and Fix by onbeinganangel (Explicit, 15k) 📸
In his five years in New York City, James Black has earned significant fame as a photographer. In fact, he's attracted the attention of London curator D. Black. Harry Potter uses a fake name and runs away. In a way, so does Draco Malfoy.
An Improbable Bout of Summer Madness by acari (Explicit, 16k) 🏖🍫
Draco had planned a quiet, peaceful summer holiday with his son. The last thing he expected was to find Potter here, in Draco's little Cornish retreat. Making fudge in a shop? The idea was too ludicrous for words.
A Little Wild, A Little Damaged by FrenchMarshmallow (Explicit, 17k) 💆🏽‍♂️
It should have been simple. Get a hair cut, attend Ron and Hermione's wedding, go back to self-imposed exile.
Safe As Houses by xanthippe74 (Teen and Up, 24k) 🏡
After five years abroad, Harry’s thrilled to be home and working at the most prestigious ward-building firm in Britain. But everything gets turned upside down when he's assigned to work for Draco Malfoy—who somehow grew up to be just the sort of sexy bastard Harry goes for. As if that isn’t enough, Malfoy seems strangely on edge, his wards are a mess, and Harry keeps feeling like he’s being watched in the garden. It’s going to take all of Harry’s ward-crafting skills—and self-restraint—to help Malfoy feel safe in his own home again.
Weapon of Choice by louisfake (Teen and Up, 25k) ⚔️
Sir Malfoy is in need of a sword. The blacksmith isn’t supposed to ask why. Medieval AU
Check Part 2 here and the full Fan Fair collection here!
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Oh look, it’s my blacksmith Jaskier from Skellige (one of the million AUs that haunt my mind lately) fighting some sirens cause it’s the thing to do in Skellige. We need no Witchers here. Actually i’m writing this but idk if you’ll ever read it.
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elliestormfound · 4 years
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Witcher Secret Santa
Dear @linx1457
this is your secret Santa! I wish you merry christmas and hope you enjoy your gift!
@thewitchersecretsanta
Geralt/Jaskier modern au, roommates, mutual pining, 1854 words
CW: none, just fluff and pinging with a happy end
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--------- “I told you not to go in my room and I told you not to touch my stuff,” Geralt said, looking at his new roommate.
Geralt worked as a tour guide for the local national park. During the colder months less tourists visited and his wage hardly covered his rent. His brother Lambert had suggested he take on a roommate and posted an ad for him in the local newspaper. 
But most of the people that had answered the ad had been weird or downright creepy and he had lost all hope till a musician called. Jaskier - that was his name - was new in town and wanted to gain a foothold in the big city. He needed to stay somewhere cheap for a couple of months till he could afford his own apartment. 
Geralt had invited him over and even though he had not been sure if someone so outgoing would clash with his more reserved nature, he had somehow been convinced that it would work out.
But now he wasn’t so sure anymore.
“Who even has real steel swords?” Jaskier asked, “I thought they were cheap imitations from the ren faire…” They were standing in Geralt’s room where his two heavy swords had crashed down from where they were supposed to hang on the wall.
“They are from an actual blacksmith,” Geralt said through gritted teeth, and more quietly, “from the ren faire.”
Jaskier laughed, “so I was right!”
“That is not the point!” Geralt growled and bent down to pick them up.
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It had been the 18th ad he had called for a room and when the man with the gravelly voice answered, Jaskier had been instantly smitten. And when the man with the deep voice turned out to be illegally handsome and accepted him as a roommate the musician was in heaven.
And at the same time he knew that it was a bad idea to pine after someone you lived with. He had experience with that. Bad experience.
So he tried his best to keep his yearning under control. But on some days it was particularly hard. Like today with the swords. 
Jaskier knew he shouldn’t go into Geralt’s room, but he had lost the charger of his phone. So he snuck in when Geralt was at work. His eyes had been caught by the reflection on the blades of the swords on Geralt’s wall. 
When he had first saw them after he moved in he had been a bit concerned - who the fuck had swords??? But Geralt had told him that he used to work as a stunt choreographer for sword fighting.
Jaskier had walked over and brushed along the blade with his index finger. And the fucking swords had fallen to the ground with a loud crash. In the exact moment Geralt had returned from work.
After Geralt chided him, Jaskier grabbed one of the swords to occupy his shaking hands and the adonis that was his roommate had the audacity to stand very close behind him and take his hand in the most tender way and fucking breathe on his neck. 
He knew that he couldn’t have stopped himself from kissing the bastard and pushing him on the bed if he had stayed a moment longer, so he made some shady excuse and practically ran into his room to play some music to calm down. 
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Over the last few weeks Geralt got used to living with Jaskier. He would never admit it out loud but it was actually very nice that someone was there when he came home from work. He especially loved the days when Jaskier cooked. Opening the door to their apartment and being greeted by the delicious smell of lasagna was something he could get used to.
“I’m home,” he called down the hallway and suppressed a smile when Jaskier answered, “then get in the kitchen, darling, dinner is almost ready.”
After he had put away his jacket and boots he walked over and stopped in the doorframe to take in the kitchen. Jaskier was a great cook - his food always tasted fucking amazing. But the utter chaos he left in his wake was honestly impressive. Dirty pots and pans were stacked in the sink, little red spots of (hopefully) tomato sauce decorated the tiles behind the stove and at least five different packages of spices stood open on the counter. 
Geralt sighed quietly but knew that the lasagna would be worth the clean up later.
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Jaskier’s mother had told him that the way to a man’s heart was through his stomach. So he occasionally cooked for Geralt. 
Of course he didn’t cook FOR Geralt. He cooked for himself and made too much so Geralt could eat with him. At least that is what he told his roommate. Today it was lasagna. 
He smiled when he heard the key turn in the lock and Geralt calling out that he was home. He yelled, “then get in the kitchen, darling.” It had been funny to watch Geralt’s reactions to his frequent use of pet names. Jaskier had reassured him that he did that with every one of his friends, but to be honest, at least to himself - darling was reserved only for Geralt. 
“How was your day?” he asked, as his roommate stood in the doorway of the kitchen. Jaskier had just put the parmesan on the lasagna and made sure to angle his ass in the perfect line of sight for Geralt as he bent forward to put the lasagna in the oven. 
He smirked as he stood back up and turned around to find Geralt blushing. He cleared his throat before he said, “good, not many tourists in the park today. I gave a tour to a family and cleaned some garbage that campers had left behind.”
Jaskier smiled and said, “and then you come home to this?” He turned around and looked at the mess he had created.
“At least I get dinner here,” Geralt replied and walked over to the cupboard to get out plates. He set the table and sat down to watch Jaskier pour two glasses of red wine. 
Jaskier’s cheeks were flushed from the cooking and his brown hair was tousled. On the apron he was wearing ‘KISS THE COOK’ stood in bold letters. Geralt had to shake his head because his roommate looked very kissable right now. 
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“Fuck,” Geralt said as he hit the TV. There was only a static noise and a corresponding image that was not unlike the view of the snowstorm outside. No matter to which channel he switched, the results were the same. 
“What are you ranting about, darling?” Jaskier asked as he walked into their living room. He was wearing one of Geralt’s hoodies and his own ridiculous pyjama bottoms. At least he had told Geralt they were pyjama bottoms, but they actually were illegally tight fitting booty shorts that had “flower twink” written on the ass.
“There will be no movie night today,” Geralt said, hitting the offending electrical device for one more time, “the fucking snowstorm has cut off the tv.”
Jaskier moaned sadly and pouted expertly. It was not only pursed lips. It was a full body pout with furrowed brows, round puppy eyes first looking down and then slowly up through his lashes, shoulders hunched forward, arms hanging limply down by his sides and one foot drawing circles with his toes in the soft carpet. 
Geralt believed that his roommate secretly practised this and he had to admit in the privacy of his own mind that it worked every damn time on him. But sadly this time he couldn’t do anything about it. 
But then Jaskier’s face lit up with a smile and he said, “Geralt, I have an idea -” Geralt groaned quietly because Jaskier’s ‘ideas’ rarely ended well, but his roommate ignored his nonverbal protests, “- do you remember when I went to the flea market the other day? I bought an old VHS recorder and a video cassette.”
“Why the fuck did you buy that?” Geralt asked with a raised eyebrow.
“Be thankful, Geralt, it will save movie night!” Jaskier called as he turned on his heel in search of the old recorder.
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It did not save movie night. The video recorder did in fact work, which wasn’t short of a miracle for that old thing, but the video cassette Jaskier had bought with it was not a movie. 
“How could I have known that ‘fireplace romance’ is not a movie?” Jaskier said, eyeing the case.
“You could have read the description,” Geralt grumbled as he looked at the tv screen that showed a fireplace with a delightfully burning fire and nothing more. For four hours. 
Jaskier sat down on the couch that was facing the tv and patted the space next to him.
“Come on, it’s better than nothing!”
Before putting the tape in the recorder they had set up everything for movie night: popcorn, hot chocolates with the tiny marshmallows swimming in them and a bowl of gummy bears. 
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They had sat like this for a while, talking about work and Jaskier’s next gig in a coffee shop around the corner. Somehow, without Geralt noticing him moving, Jaskier had come closer to him and was now pressed to his side. It felt good.
Jaskier took a sip of his hot chocolate and turned to his roommate.
“Geralt, what do you think about…” but he stopped as he saw Geralt smirking and looking at his lips.
“What?” he asked with raised eyebrows.
Geralt cocked his head and said quietly in his deep voice, “you have something on your lip.”
Jaskier frowned and asked, “where?”
Geralt gestured for his own lip and Jaskier tried to imitate him, but he missed the spot of chocolate. 
“Can you help me?” he asked, leaning a bit closer to him.
Geralt’s mouth was suddenly dry and he swallowed. Jaskier’s face was so close to his now that he could see all the tiny freckles that had faded during winter, but were still visible up close. He blinked and finally reached over. 
Gently he placed his palm on Jaskier’s hot cheek and felt him leaning slightly into the touch. Slowly he stroked his thumb over Jaskier’s lower lip to remove the chocolate that clung to it.
He could feel Jaskier breathing in deeper right before he opened his mouth just a bit and Geralt could feel his warm breath on his thumb. 
A heartbeat later Geralt threw all restraint and explanations why he shouldn’t do it overboard, and said in a hoarse whisper, “I really...i really want to kiss you right now.”
Jaskier’s eyes widened before a soft smile played over his lips.
Jaskier leaned forward to close the gap between them and kissed him. In that moment Geralt couldn’t remember why he had been convinced that kissing Jaskier was a bad idea because it was the best thing he had ever felt.
The kiss started slow and soft, almost chaste but when Geralt wanted to lean back he felt Jaskier’s hand in his hair, pulling him back into the kiss.
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theanonymousfoxsimp · 3 years
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I have like one too many heisenberg x reader story ideas. If I get like 3 likes or smth,I'll try and get as many stories out as I can. Most will be oneshots but I'd be down to make fanfics.
.....No pure angst ,I'm not well equipped to handle angst
Here's some of my ideas,feel free to write about them
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Heisenberg x half lycan!reader: right of passage
Reader was a failed cadou experiment in her eyes,in Heisenberg's eyes,he saw an oppertunity and gave the young reader to the lycans where they grew into a more fierce person. This is an au where lycans have their younglings do a right of passage in order to become one of the hunters. Heisenberg can shift into a werewolf in this au
This idea was inspired by the scene in "mowgli:legend of the jungle" where they are chased and gave to avoid being caught so they could join the night hunt.
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Heisenberg x weed smoker!reader:
a short oneshot idea where reader gets stoned out of their mind before a meeting and he is required to bring you for this one. Reader here has the mindset "it is what it is" and remains rather uncaring of what's going on
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Witcher! Heisenberg x reader
What if..the world was where witchers and beasts lived? In this au,mirands has turned the lords in witchers and other beasts,heisenberg was the latest and the reader was also supposed to become a witcher. It failed horribly and something else happened
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Heisenberg x druid! Reader
Reader here is much older than they look,they were once Miranda's friend until miranda casted them out for going against what she was doing. Reader has done all they could do to assist heisenberg.
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Kinktober prompts
Just google kinktober prompts and there you go,I'll choose one or two images and for every day of october,I'll write a smutty oneshot based off of said prompts. Might even take requests beforehand if I find the lists I like,let you guys choose for me
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Normal au heisenberg x metal lord reader
Role reversal au,heisenberg is a normal blacksmith in this au while the reader is the metal lord-the reader also has a bit of an attitude but softens around the man.
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witchersjaskier · 4 years
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in that last dragon jaskier au where he hoards his witchers and also witches and a princess, i got hit by an idea -
kaer morhen basically stands empty so jaskier starts collecting unwanted children. ones with magic or blind/deaf ones, seelie, sirens and so on. he basically drops them in kaer morhen and let's vesemir handle them but after some time, tissaia takes interest and finds a few bright magical minds
and so, slowly, year by year more children appear in kaer morhen to be taught magic or how to fight or even blacksmithing or potions, healing, other things. tissaia, yennefer and triss basically become teachers, along with vesemir and a few other older witchers.
there is life back in kaer morhen, the sound of children's laughter, shrieks and yells. wayward magic and potions being spilled, bruises from tumbles, scratches from stray cats.
jaskier, geralt and ciri visit often so that ciri can play with other children and jaskier spends his time playing and teaching kids how to sing.
then one day vesemir gets up and realizes that kaer morhen has never been so full of life and happiness, because there's no more pain, trails and brutal training. there are kids who grow up into amazing young adults and he gets to see them all flourish and become amazing.
he cries a bit.
and jaskier, curled up with geralt, purrs because he doesn't hoard things, he hoards hearts and now there are so many, their bears warming up the keep.
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jaskierswolf · 3 years
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So this is a belated birthday present for @ohnomybreadsticks. 💖 Have a Calanthe/Eist blacksmith AU?
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The fire burned hot in the forge under Cintra castle, heat rippled through the air, filling the whole room with a dry heat that prickled against the skin. It wasn’t the most glamorous of professions but Calanthe’s family had worked the Royal forge for generations. She was the first female in a long line of fathers and sons, and she was determined to be the best. Her father had been devastated when her mother bore no sons, but that didn’t stop Calanthe. She’d demanded that her father teach her the ways of the forge. She would not be a disappointment to her family just because she had breasts.
Men were so narrow-minded.
So she worked and bled and sweat over the forge, her goal like crystal in her mind. When the time came, she would not let the King remove her and her family from their home. She crafted the most beautiful armour, able to withstand all but the most fearsome of attacks, a perfect balance of durable and lightweight. She painstakingly engraved the Lion of Cintra into all her pieces, and then her father would take them to court in her stead. She bristled every time but whilst he was in charge she couldn’t overrule him.
But now her father, bless his soul, lay six feet in the ground, and the King was holding a contest to search for a new Royal armourer.
And Calanthe would not lose. She had the best armour and weapons in the  North. Not even the witchers’ armour and swords could compare. She cursed as she dipped the newly forged sword in water. Steam erupted around her, and she had to shield her eyes, which was when the door opened.
“My lady,” Eist bowed, flashing her a smile as he looked up at her. She gritted her teeth and turned away from him.
“I’m no lady,” she muttered as she stared into the glowing coals of her forge.
“Ah, but you are more beautiful than any noble,” he insisted, strolling around her forge with an arrogance that was unbearable. The worst part was that he looked so fucking good. Like her, he was covered in ash and sweat, his messy brown her sticking to his forehead. His sleeves were pushed up to his elbows, revealing the muscles of a blacksmith that set her heart on fire.
She wanted him, and she hated that.
But he just wanted her forge, her place at court, and she wouldn’t let him destroy everything that she’d fought for. “And you, sir, are full of shit. Get out of my forge.”
“The King wants a man in charge,” Eist murmured, his expression softening, dropping the cocky act he’d had before. “I think he’s crazy.”
Calanthe just snorted.
“You’re the best blacksmith on the Continent, Calanthe,” Eist continued, reaching out for her hand, but she pulled away, “and no one else knows this forge as well as you do. It would be a fucking tragedy for someone to take that away from you.”
“Says the man who is tipped to be the King’s favourite,” Calanthe hissed, she wondered if pushing him up against the wall and having her way with him would shut him up, judging by the looks he gave her it wouldn’t be unwelcome, and maybe everyone could have a good time.
“Marry me, my lady.”
Calanthe felt her jaw drop. Of all the things she’d been expecting to hear today… that hadn’t even crossed her mind. “Are you out of your fucking mind?”
Eist chuckled, the corners of his eyes crinkling, as if he hadn’t just been rejected; the arrogant little shit. “Perhaps, or… perhaps I am truly besotted by your beauty and skill at the forge. I haven’t slept properly since we first met, you haunt my dreams, Calanthe. I am yours, in heart and soul, but I know that is not enough, I haven’t yet had a chance to woo you, please, let me finish.”
Calanthe felt her jaw snap shut, and she crossed her arms in front of her chest. She was itching to argue but he intrigued her, this annoyingly handsome man that was apparently in love with her and had been for weeks.
“I cannot offer much, I’m not rich, but the one thing I can offer you is this,” he gestured at the forge. “The King will choose me, despite your talent, and you will lose the forge.”
“Get out,” she hissed.
His hands flew up in defence and he stumbled back slightly as she reached for her sword. “Marry me, keep your forge, and give me the chance to court you properly, even if it takes a lifetime."
Calanthe considered her options. Eist was a good man, and she had no doubt that she was attracted to him. The chemistry between them was undeniable. She’d keep her forge, and gain a husband that would apparently be completely devoted to her…
“Yes,” she breathed, and the way his face lit up erased any regrets that she might have had.
Eist reached out for her hand and this time she let him take it, he kissed it and winked at her. “Thank you, my lady.”
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