#the west is a joke

[lemedstudent2021]

it takes one to know one

the reason the 'free and developed' nations of the world have failed to act or care really is because once an occupying colonial genocidal global superpower, always an occupying colonial genocidal global superpower.

alternatively; monkey see, monkey do

[spyres-moved]

[allineedisonedream]

They give me the sillies

Okay, that's the last one of my vampire doodles. I'll stop for now, haha

REF:

[trustyalt]

+ YEEHAW

[madame-helen]

[royaltea000]

POV they just told their da shixiong on you

[daiisiy]

the eom crew, composed of a demon, a vampire, a cultist, an undead pirate, another cultist and a gravedigger: the stakes may be against us, but we are friends and we will prevail!

the uprooted crew, composed of small critters: ok bitsy now hit the second tower

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

I think a real fun and neat part about all the speedsters in existence dealing with their powers glitching them into 5D incomprehensible planes filled with Eldritch Horrors and nightmares on the daily is that we get to see their reactions to that.

Wally, for example? He shoves that shit deep, deep down and tries to pretend it isn't happening. Denial all the way baby, let's go.

Ace and Avery? Play videogames and hope it goes away while you teeter on the verge of a panic attack.

Irey? Stare at the void and watch as it stares back.

Jai? Stare at the void and then get beat up by the void. Cry a little. The void stole your clothes, now what?

Barry? Depressive spiral. He's in his room now. He lives there. The door is locked.

Max? Spiritual enlightenment. Speaks to the Speedforce Buffalo

Bart? Unfazed. Doesn't even realize it's happening because this is just Tuesday for Bart. He's eating novelty pickles. Get on his level.

[rela-monarchy39]

I'M SICK AND TIRED OF PEOPLE CALLING HERBERT WEST A TWINK HE IS NOT A TWINK HE IS AN OTTER HE'S SKINNY AND HAS BODY HAIR A TWINK IS SKINNY WITH NO BODY HAIR LEARN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TWO

[friendcrumbs]

reanimator week day 3: crack/humor.

ao3 link

endless thanks to @nullians for brainstorming the idea of "what if these guys were annoying online" with me almost a year ago.

[sumnantics]

[junespriince]

Wally: so, come here often?

Dick: Walls, I invited you into my home and my room, take a big educated guess if I come here often.

Wally:

Wally: you have pretty eyes and it messing with me okay, Don't have to be a dick about it.

Dick, smug overload: but I do, I literally have to be a Dick.

Wally: I want to strangle you.

[eyeseechan]

watched re-animator like two weeks ago and since then herbert west has been tumbling around in my head like a dryer ball that progressively retains more and more lint until the dryer catches on fire and explodes into a million pieces burning down my house and i stand in the wreckage realizing my life is irrevocably changed forever.

[frikydizzle]

how trans mascs look at you when you open the sour gummy worm bag

[oocdc-tweets]

someone definitely questioned why donna and garth looked so familiar btw

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[lukas-dusk]

Barry texting Iris

Barry : Bad news—Cisco locked himself outside of his own house.

Barry : Good news—we didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Barry : Bad news—Cisco finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory(TM). I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned it was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute guys/girls/enbies.

Barry : Good news—a cute guy/girl/enby saw me do it.

Barry : Bad news—it was Snart, and since he's already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, he'll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. He know.