#the waiting is killing me

[gwynrieldreams]

If I could catch the Suriel, I would ask when is the next book coming out and which couple is it about.

[barbiedha-deactivatingsoon]

From episode 5

“The truth has a way of finding the light. When the time is right.”

“Yeah. When the time is right.”

[meepercat]

what if ratatoier wakes up and gathers like a huge army of rats because he's been silenced to not speak to anyone except presumably rats and he returns to the island with a huge army of rats like the pulgoiers but significantly larger in number

or maybe he finds a smaller amount of rat friends and some of those rat friends are controlled by admins like the capybaras

[conditionaljewel]

i've had posts blocked all week. i've managed to avoid most things that would spoil anything, though i've seen a few posts that slipped through the cracks -- ah well.

i'm eager. i'm antsy. i'm nervous. i'm excited. i'm impatient ahhhhh

is it 10pm yet?

[linn-vicious]

[skyward-floored]

Sounds like loving hours to me >:D

(idk if I missed it, but I would like to hear how the fic rec went if u have the spoons for it :)

Ackpfhffggdhhd loving hours *dying gasp*

It actually hasn’t happened XD my sister hasn’t read the email I sent her yet (we don’t really do texts) so I’ve just been waiting for her to check her email. anxiously.

[androgynousbirdtale]

Oh, the snark lol

[melancholypancakes]

Jake’s angry waitress S/O

The waiting reference with naomi

https://youtu.be/-AycxwF6GzI

If Jake had an angry waitress S/O would be ✨PERFECTION✨

Warning: mentions of curse words/bad words

*Jake showing the new intern around* 

Jake: that’s the machine where you put the food and drinks order in, so basically it-

*Y/n walks in angry* 

Y/n: I hate this fucking place sometimes man, y’know. I mean what the fuck. Do we need four more people at this time and day man?

Y/n: Look at this place, it’s fucking DEAD! I swear Howard needs to clean the SHIT. out of his fucking brain sometimes. Fucking asshole. 

*Y/n looks at the intern* 

Y/n: What are you looking at fuck-wad. 

*Y/n leaves* 

Jake: that was Y/n she’s been working Wayy too long. She nice though

*intern smiles*

Jake: when she’s drunk

*Intern frowns and concern*

(...)

*Y/n impatiently waiting for her tickets while Howard looking for them during rush hour frantically* 

Howard: Hey guys, which one of these is medium-rare? 

*Not less than 5 minutes pass by* 

*Y/n screams* 

Y/n: GODDAMNIT!!!!!

*Y/n forcefully grabs her tickets*

Y/n: Please. Let me. Do. IT. 

(..)

Y/n: Lily. 

Lily: Yeah? 

Y/n: something bad. happens when you become a manager. You put on your fucking tie and you get your fucking little manager card and you think you’re so fucking cool just because you write the schedule and get to tell us what to fucking do when in reality you know you’re not even worth the fucking BULLSHIT- 

Lily: Woah. Y/n calm down! 

Lily: Relax...Woman.

*Y/n smokes* 

(...) 

Tanya: Scott, Ariel, I just sat you. 

Scott: Oh shit. what do we got? 

Tanya: Well, yours look cool they look like businesspeople. 

Ariel: What about mine? 

Tanya: I don’t know they don’t speak English. 

Y/n: Foreigners?! 

Tanya: I’m sorry! 

Ariel: Are you mad at me? 

Tanya: No, I swear I’m going by the rotation.

Y/n: I. FUCKING. HATE. FOREIGNERS. 

*Tanya leaves*

Y/n: It’s such bullshit. Like they don’t know how to tip. Oh, they know. Oh yeah, they fucking know!

(...) 

*Y/n cracks her neck and forces a friendly smile*

Y/n: So, is there anything I get you folks this evening~

*Y/n picks up the plates* 

*Customer 1 tries to say no* 

Customer 2: I think I would like a hot fudge sundae~

Y/n: Oh! mhm! mhm! that does sound good! 

*Y/n giggles* 

Y/n: I’ll be back with that for you!

*Y/n turns around and walks away frowning angrily* 

*Y/n puts dishes away* 

Y/n: Like That bitch needs to be eating desserts anyway.

Sasha: Y/n. You know if you ever want a counselor in anger management or...alcoholism. 

Sasha: I’d be more than glad to do it for you. 

Y/n: you do that for me?... 

*Sasha nods* 

Y/n: Thank you, I really appreciate it but I think I rather you just WASH THE FUCKING DISHES AND SHUT THE FUCK UP! 

*Y/n walks away* 

Y/n: FUCKING PSYCHO BABBLE BULLSHIT ASSHOLE! 

(...) 

*Y/n making hot fudge sundae and mumbling* 

Y/n: you want your fucking sundae bitch come and suck it I hate her. I HATE HER. 

*Y/n grabs Reddi whip cream can and pours but very little comes out* 

Y/N: ?! 

*Y/n throws Reddi whip cream can away*

*Y/n grabs another Reddi whip cream can and pours but very little comes out again*

Y/n: Fucking Simone and Jake! 

(...)

Y/n: Where the hell is it?! 

*Y/n slams her hand on the counter* 

Y/n: It’s been over half a fucking hour! 

Chef: I Told you it’ll be out in a minute! Now get out of my face or I’ll lose your ticket! 

*Intern taps Y/n shoulder* 

*Y/n turns around angry* 

Y/n: WHAT?! WHAT DO YOU WANT?! GET BACK IN THE FUCKING TRAINING ROOM YOU ASS-COCK! 

*Intern backs off and goes to the training room* 

*Y/n walks off*

Y/n: GODDAMNIT! I HATE THESE FUCKING PEOPLE I HATE THEM! TWENTY MINUTES FOR TWO MEDIUM RARE STEAKS THIS IS BULLSHIT! 

*Y/n walks up out of the kitchen to the customers mumbling to herself* 

Y/n: What the hell, they need to get rid of every one of these lousy cock suckers- 

*Y/n puts on a friendly fake smile* 

Y/n: So~ how is everything? 

[inkskinned]

it's extremely critical that you see the photo of the perp walk for luigi mangione as being propaganda. i've seen so many people wave it off and instead fawn over his looks. and trust me, i know it ended up being kind of pathetic and weird - but please don't brush it off as a "modelling opportunity" for him. it's a fucking terrifying message the police are sending.

i want to make a few comparisons here, in case you're not from the US or familiar with why the perp walk thing is something to pay attention to. just to set the groundwork for why this is a purposeful, unusual, and cruel act by the nyc police - for why this is not a common occurrence and for why that matters.

the prosecution alleges the show of force is due to the charge of "terrorism." for comparison, in june 2015, tsarnaev was found guilty for the boston marathon bombing, which killed 3 people and injured hundreds. his actions are considered to be an act of domestic terrorism. i have spent the last hour looking through google for pictures of similar to mangione's perp walk - and so far, i have found zero. i also just do not personally remember a moment like that, despite living in boston at the time.

they allege that luigi is a stone-cold killer who carried out a longterm plan, making him particularly dangerous. again for comparison: in nyc, recently cory martin was found guilty of the killing of brandy odom. the murder was planned and premeditated to steal insurance money. and yet no staged perp walk. why didn't her life matter enough for a "show of force"?

but mangione gets paraded by a veritable army of police officers as if he is a rabid animal. for a single citizen who allegedly killed one other single citizen, the "largest perp walk ever" occurs.

so what is the "strong message" that the mayor and the police were trying to send here? the mayor speaks as if mangione is already convicted of terrorism. there is a very thin number of people who feel threatened by the CEO's death. none of us felt like mangione needs to be under massive armed guard.

the message is that you shouldn't resist. they are trying to "make an example" of him - that if you behave badly and kill a single rich person, you'll be treated as if you killed hundreds of people. you will be treated worse than a man who was found guilty of terrorism. you will be considered guilty without trial. the message is that the rich are a protected class, and you cannot touch them without massive punishment. they are trying to prevent a revolution by showing dominance and force against you.

the message is that the police are a puppet of the wealthy and that the law is not equally applied across class disparity. it is "some are more equal than others." it is "one life is more precious than another."

the show of force wasn't for luigi. it was for us. it was a warning. they are trying to remind us who is really in control.

[theemomarshmallow]

I wanna do lesbian sex so goddamn bad rn-

[ochiody]

i think they're funny

[notbrucewayne48]

"aphobia doesn't exist"

bitch literally not that long ago an aroace youtuber animator was insulted by almost half of its community for being it

[egophiliac]

I don’t think we’ve ever seen you draw knight of dawn before 🤔 what are your thoughts about him? Or take?

I've drawn him a couple of times, just really little/in the background. but I should draw him more, I love this guy a lot! I have many, many thoughts about him and the way he parallels Silver...and also I think it is extremely funny that his ghost is stuck in a ring. especially considering where that ring has been for the last 16-ish years.

[linterteatime]

Uhhhhh anyways yay <3

[fmayyy]

Lucifer is so Michael Scott coded…..

[sunderwight]

Bingqiu AU where Luo Binghe's the chosen village sacrifice to the evil deity who lives up the mountain.

Normally the village sends maidens, but they've more or less run out of expendable girls of the right age and, ahem, "virtues". So of course Luo Binghe's early life bad luck kicks in. In the wake of his mother's death there's no one to really care about what happens to him, he's fairly pretty, and the village leaders decide that if they dress him up like a girl the teenaged homeless kid should pass well enough. And hey, y'know, he's probably got a hard life ahead for him anyway -- dying in a brothel of some venereal disease or on the streets of exposure or starvation. At least as a sacrifice, everyone else gets to benefit from his loss! And the kid will get added to a shrine and be remembered as a hero! If anything, he should be happy about this!

Binghe is not happy about this.

But he's also a skinny underfed nobody who is easily overpowered, dressed up like a bride, and tied to a post. So. Not much he can do but wait for the evil deity to come and do whatever horrible thing he's gonna do to him.

Meanwhile, Shen Yuan is pretty sure he's been isekai'd into the over-powered hero of some kind of supernatural adventure story? He's not totally sure because he doesn't recognize the setting, but the signs are there. He's got a shrine-like base of operations (though it seems to have become corrupted/ruined, probably he has to restore it somehow), he has a very resilient and handsome new body with spiritual energy of some kind flowing through him, and a very clearly magical sword. Plus lots of neat starter powers! Though it feels like he has other abilities that have been blocked somehow? Probably he has to level up in order to access them.

When he treks out of his "base" and finds what seems to be a distressed maiden, he takes it for his beginner hero mission. The girl claims that she's been doomed to be sacrificed to an evil god. That sounds a little above Shen Yuan's pay grade for dealing with, so he unties her and decides that they had better just get out of the whole region altogether. He already packed up anything useful from his base, anticipating he might get caught up in an adventure once he left, so they follow the river away from the settlement until they reach another one.

While they travel, Luo Binghe tells Shen Yuan about the cursed deity, Shen Qingqiu, who was cast out of the heavens for slaughtering one of his brethren and has apparently being do-who-knows what to maidens from the local village in exchange for his "protection" ever since. Sounds like a real asshole! And also mid-level boss type bad guy at least. Shen Yuan hopes he doesn't have to fight him, but he probably will.

Thank goodness he found Binghe, though! Clearly the helpful little sister type! He's definitely going to require her assistance if he's going to figure out how to navigate this world and level up his skills enough to take on a god.