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agentmarymargaretskitz · 5 years ago

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might fool around and make me mad (don’t make me mad) Chapter 4

(The last chapter of this fic! And I made it in time for premiere night! Yay me! I hope you all enjoy this fic until I get the next one planned, written, and posted.)

(Warning- there is a little more violence in here than the past ones during a fight)

AO3

“How could you have forgotten!” Chloe hissed as she slammed the car door behind her.

“I don’t know!” Dan shot back at Chloe. “I’ve never done it before. When it’s my turn to pick Trixie up, I never forget to do it. Chloe, I can barely remember most of today!”

“Why?” Chloe barely held back a scream. “Why aren’t you able to remember?”

“The last thing I remember was that guy from yesterday coming in. Neron or whatever. I told him we were gonna find the people stalking him and then nothing! Chloe, I can’t remember him leaving and it’s starting to freak me out.”

“Neron’s got a stalker?” Chloe frowned at the information as they entered the school. That did not fit the impression she’d gotten of him when they’d met. Although Lucifer had said he was from Hell...and she’d let him and Maze watch over Trixie the other day. He’d been the one who told her John Constantine was the one who killed the store clerk and she had believed him, a demon, to be telling the truth. He’d manipulated her into believing it was him by throwing her relationship with Lucifer in her face.

She’d been played.

“Detectives?” Trixie’s teacher had seen them and was looking incredibly confused. “What are you doing here?”

“I was supposed to pick up Trixie today,” Dan told him. “I’m so sorry, I didn’t mean to keep her waiting.”

“It’s been two hours since she left. I was told you were caught up in a crime scene. The officer who picked her up told me he’d be escorting her to the station. Provided his credentials and everything.”

“Was he tall? Dark hair, beard, kinda handsome? Has a lot of burns and cuts on his hands?” Dan asked.

Chloe side-eyed him as the teacher nodded. “Yes, that’s exactly right.”

“Did he mention where we were?”

“He said something about an incident at the pier, but didn’t go into details. What’s happening? Is Trixie okay?”

“I will call you later with more information,” Chloe said. “Do not talk to anyone else until I give you a call.”

Once her daughter’s teacher nodded, Chloe was running out the school with Dan on her heels. Her heart was starting to pound right out of her chest. Neron had Trixie. He had played her, he had played Dan, and now he’d gone after Trixie. She needed to call Lucifer and Maze. Even if her roommate was a demon, Trixie’s safety was something Maze had time and time again given a damn about.

She was waiting for Maze to pick up when a car drove past before speeding up. In the brief seconds as it passed, Chloe could make out a blonde in a trench coat sitting in the front seat. Another car sped past, following the first one around the corner. There was no way that was a coincidence.

Maze’s voicemail played, so she wasn’t picking up. Chloe fished her car keys out of her pocket and tossed her phone to Dan. “Get in the car. Call Lucifer, then try Maze again. We have to follow them.”

“But Trixie-”

“I know where she is now.”

~~~

“You’re thinking pretty hard over there,” Ray remarked to Des as they followed John and the others in the car ahead of them. “Want to talk about it?”

“I’m not looking forward to crossing paths with Neron again,” Des told him. “Last two times I’ve done it, things haven’t ended well. It’s reminding me too much of when I was possessed.”

“Oh,” Ray nodded. “Yeah, I can see that.”

“Well, at least Gary has people who want to get him out,” Des remarked. “John just sent me right to hell.”

Ray found himself at a loss for words.

“Look, I want to help him in some way because that is the worst thing that can happen to you,” explained Des. “But chasing after Neron reminds me of what he made me do and feel. Not to mention John is pulling away to the point where he doesn’t even want to be in the same room as me. It’s making it hard to be here.”

“People can have trouble finding their place here.”

Mick sighed from where he was driving as Charlie bobbed their head along to whatever they were listening to now. “Lemme sum up Haircut’s speech for you, New Guy. End of the day, you need to make sure you’re taking care of yourself.”

“I can make it sound better than that!”

But Des ignored them as they started to bicker. Mick had a good point there. He knew what he was going to have to do.

~~~

Maze plugged in her phone with a scowl. Stupid batteries were getting worse and worse. Her phone had died on the way to her latest bounty. Now that he was dealt with, she was taking advantage of the charger he’d had on him. At least he was good for something.

A series of texts and a few voicemails popped up it finally turned back on. Mostly from Lucifer, Chloe, and Dan. She pressed the latest from Chloe and listened.

“Maze, it’s Dan. Call me back as soon as you get this because Neron has kidnapped our daughter and screwed with both me and Chloe!”

Maze snapped the phone in two.

Neron had finally gone too far.

~~~

Gideon’s tracking on the car Neron was in brought them to a stop at an amusement park out on the waterfront. Once they had parked, all the Legends made haste to get over to the park. There was a lot of pressure not to screw up here. They had to make sure Neron was contained and not getting anymore souls. Unfortunately, the park was massive and crowded.

“Fan out,” Sara ordered once they were inside. “Neron and that kid could be anywhere. The police could show up at any second. If you see him, call it in on the comms and wait for someone. Do not engage him on your own.”

All of them set off in their own directions. John headed down towards the carnival games, eyes peeled for the slightest thing that could be amiss. There had to be a fight or argument going on somewhere around here. No way Neron could resist it with all the people milling about. But where was he?

Then he saw him in the distance with the kid. Neron was leading her into a funhouse currently closed for maintenance. Before he disappeared in the entrance, the demon turned around and gave a wink. Black veins were visible across his face.

Screw Sara’s orders of calling someone in. The kid was in danger now.

John charged towards the funhouse, not hearing Ava shouting his name behind him.

~~~

“Trixie!” Chloe called out as she started down one of the aisles of games at the amusement park. “Trixie!”

She could feel her heartbeat thudding in her chest. It was just her and Dan searching for their daughter, but back-up was on the way. Neither Maze nor Lucifer had picked up when Dan had called on the way over. Whether they came or not, Chloe was going to search this whole place if it killed her.

“Trixie!”

“Mom!”

Chloe whirled in the direction of the voice. Sitting on a bench with her backpack was Trixie, holding a plush turtle that had to be a prize from one of the game booths.

“Trix!” Chloe cried, sprinting over and looking over her daughter. “Are you okay? Are you hurt?”

“No,” Trixie shook her head, but she looked scared. Chloe wasn’t sure if it was because of Neron or how she must have looked right now. “I’m not hurt.”

Chloe pulled her off the bench and wrapped her in a hug. “I was so scared. Your dad forgot to pick you up and we panicked.”

“Neron picked me up. He told Mr. Davis that you were waiting for me at the park. When we got here, he told me to go play a game and that you’d come get me.”

“And I did,” she nearly cried as she caught sight of Dan, waving him over to join them.

As Dan got his reunion time with Trixie and apologized over and over for forgetting her, Chloe found her eyes were drawn to a tall blonde woman. She was staring at them with alarm. Quickly, she batted Dan with her arm. “Look.”

Dan followed her gaze as the woman suddenly ran off towards the closed funhouse. “That’s one of the woman Neron said was stalking him. Should we go after her?”

Before Chloe could answer, their phones both pinged. A message from the department had been sent out to them. The government had just issued a warning for an active fugitive in the Los Angeles area. If any officers came into contact with him, they were to kill on sight. Two pictures of the fugitive had been attached. Chloe opened it, knowing exactly who it was from the second staticy image taken outside of Lux.

Neron.

~~~

Walking through a near-empty funhouse was not something John was enjoying. Knowing there was a demon possessing someone he cared about in there with a little girl made it even less pleasant. At least the lights were still on so he could see where he was going. But aside from his footsteps, it was nearly dead silent inside. That didn’t feel right at all.

“Just let the girl go!” he shouted in the middle of a room that was probably supposed to rock you from side to side. “It’s me that you want, Neron! I’m here now, so let her go!”

No response came, which he’d expected. He stepped out of the room and up a staircase that twisted in strange ways. At the end of that was a mirror maze.

“I know you’re hiding in there!” John shouted. “Show yourself!”

A loud screech pierced his ears, echoing around the maze. Then the lights flashed as a series of beats started to play.

Sometimes I feel I've got to

Run away I've got to

Get away from the pain that you drive into the heart of me

John winced at the music playing just a hair too loud, but it wasn’t going to turn him away. He set his sights on the maze ahead of him. A flash of white moved past one of the mirrors ahead of him. At the sign of life, John smirked and made his way into the maze as Tainted Love blared around him. He was getting close.

“I see you, Neron!” he called as a half a dozen John Constantines looked around for which direction to take at the split.

And I've lost my light

For I toss and turn I can't sleep at night

A laugh somehow cut through the music. “I see you too, Johnny!”

It sounded like it had come from the left, so he started running that way. It didn’t last for very long before he smacked into one of the mirrors. Of course Neron would pick a place like this to hide in, one that tricked people. He shook his head and continued down the path as the lights continued to flicker and the music screamed above him.

Take my tears and that's not nearly all

Oh tainted love

Tainted love

“John?”

He glanced up to see Gary’s reflection in a mirror toward towards his right. Not Neron, but Gary. It was all in the eyes, the way the body held itself. John hurried towards him, head still aching from hitting the mirror. When he got to that mirror, he looked down the passage to the left to see he was still alone.

“You came for me?” the reflection asked, moving to one of the mirrors to John’s left. “John?”

“It’s me, squire,” John tried to smile at him, but the music and the lights and his headache made it difficult. Then he remembered Neron. “No, no, you’re not here.”

Gary’s face fell as he placed his palms on the glass. “Yes, I am! John, it’s me!”

“No, you’re a trick,” John snapped, talking the left pathway. “You’re not real! You’re a lie.”

“I thought you cared about me!”

The pain in his voice...it sounded too much like Gary. When John looked back, the reflection was gone.

You don't really want it any more from me

To make things right

You need someone to hold you tight

The path led him into a room with mirrors surrounding him from all sides. He couldn’t tell where the way out of it was. As he stood in the center, John felt the hairs creep up on the back of his neck. When he spun around, there was no one to be found. Just him and his reflection multiplied a dozen times.

“Look at me, John!” Gary’s voice screamed, drawing John to another mirror. He nearly forgot to breathe when he saw Gary, covered in blood. “Look at me!”

“And here I thought I was the only Gary you’d screwed over,” a familiar voice came from behind.

Once I ran to you (I ran)

Now, I'll run from you

This tainted love you've given

Gary Lester, face still freshly carved with containment marks, was glaring at him.

“Gaz,” John whispered, rushing straight ahead to get out of the room only to collide with another mirror. “Fuck!”

“Should have been you, Johnny,” Richie Simpson snarled at him from the mirror he’d just run into. “I wish I could have told you it more often.”

John climbed to his feet, trying to run out and slamming into another mirror.

“How many more are you damning to hell, John?” Manny taunted from this one as he hit the floor.

John started to walk around the mirrors, putting his hand along them as he tried to find a way out. But he made a complete circle around with no exit. He was trapped in here. Neron had tricked him into this and now he couldn’t figure out which way was out. Music blared and lights flashed and he saw blood on the ground that could have been his or Neron messing with him. More and more people appeared in the mirrors and it felt like they were multiplying. Zed, Chas, Anne Marie, his mother, his father, his sister, Astra. Even the Legends were appearing, all of them screaming at him.

Don't touch me please

I cannot stand the way you tease

I love you, though you hurt me so

The song’s lyrics were blending together. He wasn’t sure if the light were blinking faster or if Neron was making him think that. John backed away from the mirrors so he was in the center of the room. Gary’s reflection suddenly stumbled out of the mirror towards him.

Tainted love, oh, tainted love, oh

He couldn’t hear the song anymore, just nonsense garblings as he struggled to breathe.

~~~

“John!” Ava yelled as she ran through the funhouse.

She had seen him go running in after Neron and the girl, then saw Trixie Decker reunite with her parents mere seconds later. Then the alert had come in for all Bureau agents to kill Neron on sight. Once she made sure that the Legends knew where she was, Ava went in after John with Sara on her heels. The rest were going to be waiting at the exits. Neron would be surrounded whenever he came out.

“John!” called Sara as they started to hear faint music playing. “Oh I hate these places.”

“It’s like I’m in a horror movie,” Ava told her girlfriend. “I think I know how the final girl feels now.”

A scream shot through the air as they reached the staircase. The two women ran up the twisted staircase and into the mirror maze. The music was a little louder and the lights flickered from time to time. Screaming that sounded like John was coming from inside the maze.

Sara flicked out her staves. “We better get him out.”

“Yep,” Ava agreed, flicking out her own baton before they started into the maze.

They did their best to follow the sounds of John’s screams and not hit any dead ends, which was easier said than done. Finally, Ava found John in the middle of a room, on his knees and screaming at the mirrors. She couldn��t see Neron anywhere, but there was no way she was taking chances. Running up to the nearest mirror, Ava slammed her baton into it. Glass shattered down and John looked her way. So she broke the one next to it and he seemed to notice it.

“What are you doing?” Sara asked as she entered the room.

“Break the mirrors!” Ava shouted. “Neron’s made him see something.”

The two shattered all the mirrors surrounding John, slowly bringing him out of whatever Neron had made him see. Once the last mirror was shattered, John finally seemed to be back in reality and climbing to his feet.

“Thanks for the save,” John panted, wiping blood from a cut on his forehead. “I...let him get to me. He’s still in here. The girl...”

“She’s with her parents,” explained Ava. “They found her just after you went in. She’s okay.”

“I need to find him,” John lurched forward. “He’s still in here.”

“You’re facing him alone,” Sara lectured as they worked their way through the maze. “Hey, how much bad luck do you think we’ve brought upon ourselves back there?”

Ava groaned, hoping that the ridiculous superstition wouldn’t turn out to be true. “I haven’t heard anything from the others, so he-”

“Must still be inside with you?” the demon smirked as they rounded the corner.

“Jesus, Gary!” Ava screamed, forgetting for the briefest moment that this wasn’t her friend looking back at her.

Sara lunged forward with her batons, but Neron flicked his hand to the side. An invisible hand knocked Sara into a mirror hard enough to crack it while Neron turned tail and ran. Ava looked over at her girlfriend for a moment to make sure she was okay before chasing after the demon. It wasn’t easy with all their reflections, but she made it to the exit and gained ground.

Neron was in front of a slide that was likely meant to go back down to the ground floor. Before he could get on it, Ava threw herself forward and tackled him down it. However, she soon figured out why the funhouse was closed: half the slide was missing. The two of them fell through the air before hitting the ground. Pain shot through Ava’s arm before she rolled to a stop, but her legs worked enough to kick Neron back down when he tried to get up.

“You have been the biggest pain in my ass!” she snarled as she climbed to her feet.

“Are you talking to me or Gary?”

Anger boiled up in Ava. She knew he was trying to push her buttons. Neron wanted her mad so he could take in the energy, but she refused to give him the satisfaction. He deserved to suffer for everything he had done to Gary, to Des, and for kidnapping that girl. So she took a deep breath and exhaled, letting her anger dissipate as much as she could. Now she could think more clearly and remember what had to be done.

“Gary, if you can hear me, I’m sorry about this,” she said, pulling out a salt shaker she’d taken from the Waverider.

She unscrewed the lid the best she could with one hand and poured a third onto Neron’s hand, right along one of the unhealed cuts. The demon’s screech sounded like two people, not one. Ava clutched her arm as the demon writhed and used the remaining salt to make a circle on the floor. Just as she finished, Sara and John arrived through the slide. The latter went straight for Neron while Sara hurried towards her.

“Try to exorcism him,” Ava told John. “Just..try.”

“Ava-”

“Do it,” she ordered, ignoring Sara. “You won’t be alone.”

John looked hesitant, but began anyways. Ava spoke in unison with him, thankful she’d spent most of the day studying the book from the library. She had no idea if this was going to work or not, but she was willing to make the gamble. John had certainly not been expecting her to join him and neither had Sara based on their expressions.

Neron had started screaming again when the exorcism started. The black veins in his face slowly receded as he continued to scream. Ava held her breath until she heard the scream become Gary’s.

“Gary?” John stopped chanting and dropped down to his side. Ava limped over with Sara as Gary shook on the floor.

“It’s me,” Gary whimpered. “Everything hurts right now.”

“How you even managing this?” Sara asked. “You could barely talk last night.”

“You said last night John couldn’t get him out alone,” Ava addressed Gary. “You meant with the exorcism. More people, the more power the words have.”

Gary cracked a smile, a real one, before cringing. “He’s still in me, but you pushed him down enough for me to get back up. Thanks, Director.”

“You would have done the same for any of us,” Sara told him. “So if we get enough people to say an exorcism, then we can get Neron out of you?

Gary nodded. “You have to commit to it though. Really believe in it. Right, John?”

“You remembered?” John asked, earning another nod from Gary. “Good on you.”

“I’m sorry I hurt you.”

“It was Neron, not you,” John wrapped his hand around Gary’s. “But we will get him out, squire. Third time’s the charm. I promise you.”

“You have to do it soon. Neron’s going to the past to set someone free. Then he wants to invade the Bureau again. Do whatever you have to stop him, even if I go down with him.”

“Gary-”

“You swore it to me, John. Remember?”

“I did. But I don’t want you to get hurt, Gary.”

“I chose this to spare you, so I accept the consequences,” Gary shuddered, blinking several times. “He’s trying to come back up.”

“Before he does, you have to tell us something,” Sara bent down by Gary’s side. “What is Neron’s endgame? What is his plan?”

“He wants....no, not yet,” Gary squeezed his eyes shut. The veins in his face began to turn black again. “He wants the Earth. Now get out of here. I’m portaling as far away as here I can, but he’s going to want to fight again! Just get a head start so he can’t find you!”

“Gary-” Ava started.

“Go!” he cried, snatching his hand away from John’s. “Go before he hurts you anymore.”

Sara stood and hauled John to his feet. “We have to go.”

“No, no-”

“John, come on!”

John looked from her to Gary with a conflicted expression before dropping his hand into his pocket. Ava rose up to join them, but stopped.

“Gary, you give him as much hell as you can when he’s in control. Fight back. That’s an order.”

“I’ll try my best. Now please, go!” Gary pleaded as he slowly rose his courier. “Hurry!”

The three reluctantly left him behind to crawl through his portal while they made for the exit. Ava refused to let herself look back. She had hoped joining John in the exorcism would have rid Gary of Neron for good. They needed more people, but there was finally a solution to ending this that wouldn’t end in Gary getting killed while Neron possessed him.

Oh god, she’d completely forgotten to mention that. Now it was too late.

Ava had expected sunlight hit them as soon as they made it out of the exit, but the sun was actually going down. The rest of the Legends were waiting for them there. Ray and Charlie’s hopeful expressions faded fast when they realized it was just the three of them. Once again, they had failed to come away with Gary or even a contained Neron.

“Where is he?” Des finally asked.

John’s hand was in his pocket again. “We almost had Neron out. But he’s still got a grip. Gary’s given us a head start though by portaling somewhere else.”

Ava tuned out whatever was said next to look out at the beach beyond the park. She had so badly wanted a win for them today. Everyone, especially John, had needed it. While they had information of Neron’s plans, he hadn’t been beaten out yet.

“Hey,” Sara came up and wrapped an arm around her, mindful of her injured one. “You were awesome back there.”

“Awesome didn’t help us very long,” she muttered.

Sara nodded. “Hey, I know you’re angry. I could tell when you ran after him. But you didn’t let him manipulate you. You powered through even though I’m thinking you might have broken your arm.”

“Yeah,” Ava sighed. “I’m gonna need to see Gideon when we get back to the ship.”

“I think we all need to head back there,” Sara addressed everyone now, not just her. “We got some information from Gary in there that Nate and Mona are going to need to know.”

~~~

As they made their way out of the park, Ray’s phone began to ring. He looked at the phone screen with a frown before showing it to John. The shorter man’s eyes widened and he quickly hit Ignore. Sara exchanged a look with Ava, curious about what had just happened.

Nora beat them to the punch when they walked under the archway to exit. “Who was that?”

Ray exhaled. “Well, uh…”

“That would be me,” a smooth British voice replied.

Nine heads turned forward to see Lucifer Morningstar leaning against his car, phone in hand.

“You!” Nora narrowed her eyes at him. “You stay the hell away from me.”

“That charm you’re wearing should keep you from being affected by his energy,” John assured her before stepping forward. “Hello again, Lucy. Wish we had time to chat, but we don’t.”

“Oh, but you do for me,” Lucifer ran his eyes over the assembled team. “Quite the team you’re leading.”

“Actually, that’s the captain,” John pointed towards Sara, who stepped up to join him. “I’m just one of the strays who stuck around. Now if you don’t mind, we have places to go to.”

“I do mind though. I’m cashing in that favor you owe me, and it’s going to involve everyone you’ve come with.”

~~~

By eight, Maze had arrived at the hotel where Neron had told her to meet. Hotel Cortez was larger than she had thought it was, but it didn’t phase her.The whole facade looked like it had been plucked from the art deco era. It was probably had been built during then, given the scaffolding on one side of the building. Whatever they were doing, it wouldn’t erase that it was a hellmouth.

Maze walked up the steps and into the stunning lobby. A woman at the front desk with enormous spectacles regarded her for a moment before going to another room. The demon shrugged and headed towards the elevators. A sign next to the elevators informed her that the sixth floor was closed for renovation. Neron hadn’t mentioned any floor, but she was willing to bet that was where he wanted to meet. With any luck, she could be early and lie in wait for him.

The slow ride up gave her a chance to check her weapons one last time. Once the elevator stopped, Maze exited and walked down the hallway. She heard the sound of plastic rippling and followed after it. It took her towards a part of the floor where everything was ripped up down to the original structure. Tools, both manual and power, were all around the space.

Neron sat on a pile of wooden planks. “Hello, Maze.”

“Neron,” she sneered at him. “You’re early.”

“I had some time to kill,” he shrugged. “Might have another run in with the Legends again. You missed out on seeing Constantine run into mirrors.”

As amusing as it sounded, Constantine and everyone he’d come to town with (cute shapeshifter included) were far from her thoughts. “You have some explaining to do.”

“I explained everything last night.”

“Oh, not that,” she stepped towards him, keeping herself close to one of the stray tools. “You kidnapped Chloe Decker’s daughter when you were told specifically not to mess with her.”

Neron scoffed. “Lucifer said not to mess with the detective, but he never mentioned the spawn, or the ex either.”

Maze narrowed her eyes. “I know you’re inclined to chaos, hate, spreading negativity and all that. But you went too far this time.”

“Awww, did I touch a nerve, Mazikins?”

She threw out her first knife, pinning the leg of his pants the stack of planks. “Never call me that. If you had come to me a few years ago, I would have said yes to your plan and you.”

Neron stared at her, confused.

“I’m not coming with you, Neron. I was never going to, but then you went and hurt my family. I can’t let that go unpunished, even if you don’t feel guilty.”

“So,” Neron yanked the knife out. “You’re here to try and kill me then?”

“There’s no try here.”

Neron’s face shifted briefly to his demonic one. Maze mirrored the action before she ran at him.

~~~

“So...you’re the Devil then,” Sara broke the awkward silence in the car. She’d agreed to ride back with Lucifer so the Legends weren’t so squished in the cars behind them. It was the best show of good faith she could make as the captain and leader. So far, it seemed to be going well.

“Indeed I am,” Lucifer smiled. “And you’re the woman who’s died two, three times?”

“Define death,” Sara shot back. “Never thought I’d met the real Lucifer. What are you doing up here anyways?”

“I’ve been surface settled for quite some time. Used to just manage Lux but now I’ve added crime-solving to the daily schedule.”

“Yeah, I heard about that. What’s the devil doing solving crimes?”

“I like doing it,” he shrugged. “Believe it or not, I’m quite the partner. You’d be surprised what I can get people to admit. Like you...what do you truly desire, Sara Lance?”

~~~

On the sixth floor of the Hotel Cortez, Maze was holding off Neron as much as she could. She could take him without breaking a sweat usually, except Neron had been powering up on souls. His reality-altering had little effect on her, but the telekinesis was a bitch. Still, if she got close enough to him with her knives or fists, they were closely matching.

“You know what I’m offering you, Mazikeen,” Neron growled as he blocked her knife. “Think about it! The two of us, Hell’s greatest demons, running things side by side.”

��I’m happy right where I am,” Maze laughed, kicking his shin to get the upper hand. “I never wanted to be a ruler. You...you just aren’t cut out for it.”

“Because Lucifer always told us that!” Neron knocked her legs out from under her. “We’re beneath him and you know it! We are literally beneath him and this is the chance to crawl out of the shadows!”

Maze turned over and slashed her knife at his face. He howled in pain. She’d missed his eye, but there was a long cut along his cheekbone. That would leave a mark. As he reacted, she took the chance to climb back to her feet.

“I’m not beneath him,” she announced as he crawled to his feet. “I’ve never been. Self-worth comes from within, you dick.”

She ran forward again and slammed him back into one of the supporting beams. As she felt for a knife, Neron headbutted her in the nose. She blinked, feeling her blood trickle out of her nose before punching him in the ribs. He groaned before kicking her back onto the ground. Maze hopped back up and their violent dance repeated itself until Neron went sailing through a wall.

Once he did, Maze pulled out the knives that would end him for good and ran for the nw hole she’d created. However, Neron was on his feet and send her flying back with a wave of his hand. As she rose again, her old partner was looking right at her, more hate in his eyes than ever before. His wrist, the one with his time travel watch or whatever, was raised.

“We could have been something together, Mazey,” he taunted, wiping his cheek and smearing the blood there. “Once I win, after I’ve killed the Legends, you’ll be next.”

“One of us will kill the other,” she told him. They’d always known this from the day they met. Now, it seemed closer than ever. “I know exactly which one I’ll be.”

She threw the knife towards his head. Neron pressed something on the watch thing and dropped down out of sight. Her knife embedded into the wall and Maze ran over confused. When she peered through the hole, Neron was gone. He’d escaped at the last second.

She screamed as loud as she could.

Five minutes later, Maze was back in the lobby of the Hotel Cortez. No other guests were milling about in the quiet lobby. The woman at the front desk didn’t seem bothered by her bloody and beaten appearance as she walked past her. The night air was cool on her open wounds, soothing them. Maze then turned to her left and saw the convertible Neron had been driving around in. He was nowhere in sight.

Maze walked back inside the hotel, made her way to the bar, and paid for the whole bottle of whiskey. She also nabbed a napkin on the way out. This time, the woman was paying attention, like she knew a show was coming. Maze smirked as she took a pull from the bottle and stuffed the napkin inside it. Pulling out a lighter, she set fire to the napkin and tossed it into the backseat of Neron’s car. She backed up enough to watch it go off and walked away with a smile.

She felt better now. Although she was definitely about to get a bad Uber rating.

~~~

“So we’re all here now,” John sighed as they entered Lucifer’s penthouse. “What the hell is this favor you want out of us?”

“It better not be clowns,” Mick grumbled.

Lucifer looked disgusted. “Please. I wouldn’t cash in a favor from John Constatine that involves clowns.”

“Then why do you want him?” Ava asked. “And all of us too? You made the deal with John.”

“Yes, but clearly you’ve all got history with Neron. In the last few days, you’ve made a scene at my club, got a third of yourselves arrested, and fought him twice with a result of nothing. All while he still gets more powerful.”

“Really?” Nora snarked. “We had no idea!”

Lucifer paused and looked at her. “Mallus took you for a spin, didn’t he?”

“These days, I fight the demons,” she responded. “Besides, I’m not the only one here who’s been a vessel. Des was Neron’s last host.”

“And then he body-hopped into his new meatsuit,” Lucifer finished. “Yes, I’m aware of the history. Which brings me to the favor I’ve come to ask of you.”

John plopped down on the sofa, pulling out a cigarette from behind his ear and lighting it. “Just tell us already.”

“I’m getting to that,” Lucifer stole the cigarette from him. “I’m asking you to put an end to Neron once and for all.”

“Like kill him?” Mick asked.

“Exactly,” the Devil handed John back the cigarette. “That’s it. I want him gone from existence.”

“Then that makes two of us,” John told him. “Easy enough. I’ll do it.”

“But what about Gary?” Ray asked. “You were hellbent on us not killing Neron today because Gary was in there. How are we supposed to get him out?”

“There is a way,” Sara told him. “But we’re all going to need to memorize how to do an exorcism.”

“Well, it seems you’re in capable…” Lucifer trailed off as the elevator doors opened. “Maze?”

John turned around with the rest of the Legends to see the demon exiting the elevator. He hadn’t seen Mazikeen for a few years, but she looked like her home tonight. Dried blood was splattered across her face and arms, enough that John wasn’t sure how much was her own. A faint smell of burned leather filled his nostrils once she stopped and regarded the group.

“What are they doing here?” she asked, peeling off her jacket and dropping it on a chair.

“You were with him the other night,” Ava’s voice was like ice. “You’re working with him. Where is Neron?”

“About this tall, dark hair, missing a nipple?,” Maze shrugged. “Don’t know right now. And I was never working with him. Not really, anyways. I was keeping an eye on what he was doing here.”

“How did you know he’s missing- no, forget it,” Ava shook her head. “Why the hell should I believe anything that comes out of the mouth of a demon?”

“Because she’s on Lucifer’s side,” John explained. “Maze, the Legends. Legends, this is Mazikeen, one of Hell’s finest torturers. And judging by the look of you, I’d say you’ve been out doing your job?”

Maze glared. “Actually trying to kill Neron, only he slipped through my fingers. So I blew up his car.”

“Nice,” Mick complimented.

“And why were you trying to kill Neron?” John asked. “Because I’d prefer you didn’t until I have him out of his current host.”

“He went too far today,” Maze glanced towards Lucifer. “You hear that he kidnapped Decker’s daughter and left her at the amusement park? I was willing to overlook a lot, but he went after our family. He’s taken in so many souls that he’s completely power mad.”

“He WHAT?!”

“What do you mean by that?” Zari asked, going back to what Maze had been saying. “And do you maybe know what he’s planning to do?”

“Gary told us he wants the Earth...whatever the hell that means,” Sara told her. “He got through to us in the funhouse and managed to get that much out before Neron started to take over again.”

Maze nodded. “He told you about half of that. Impressive considering Neron’s been torturing the shit out of him. But yes, he does want the earth. He also wants to rule it and turn it into an upper layer of hell instead of a middle zone.”

“He wants to make Earth Hell 2.0?” Sara questioned. “Why not just rule Hell?”

“He can’t,” Lucifer, John, Maze, and Charlie all said in unison before Lucifer continued. “No demon can ascend the throne of Hell. Heaven’s out of the question. Earth has always been neutral ground. It has no ruler.”

“So Neron wants to rule the world,” Ava swallowed. “Well, at least we know what he wants.”

Everyone’s faces dropped at the thought of the possibility, but John noticed Des and Nora sharing a glance. Like they’d known this the whole time they were here in Los Angeles. It made sense, since Des had been possessed by Neron before. This whole time...he had known and never told him. John couldn’t believe him.

“We are going to bring him down,” Sara promised, setting her eyes on Lucifer. “You want us to kill Neron? Done. And we’ll save the world while we’re at it.”

“You better,” Maze told them. “I may be from Hell, but I like things just the way they are up here.”

“Then we better get going,” John stood up. “Glad we’re even now, Lucy.”

“Not until he’s dead, Johnny,” Lucifer sneered back, but Maze wasn’t quite done.

“You,” she pointed to Ava. “Stay back. The rest of you go.”

“The hell we are,” Sara stepped closer to her girlfriend with Charlie.

Maze rolled her eyes. “I’m not doing anything to her. She’ll be down in a minute.”

“It’s fine,” Ava told them. “Just go.”

John didn’t like leaving Ava anymore than the rest of them, but things were good between him and Lucifer right now. It would do no good to hurt Ava right now when they were allies in stopping Neron. As they got into the elevator, John put as much distance between himself and Des as he could. He was still trying to figure out what to say to the other man.

Once they were at the ground level, they waited while people moved past them to get up to the club. A few minutes passed before Ava came out of the elevator. She looked to be intact, save for her previously-hurt arm. When Sara asked her what had happened, Ava told her that Maze had given her some advice about not letting personal connections prevent them from taking out Neron.

“Anything on where he might be?” Ray asked.

Ava shook her head. “No. Also, Charlie, if you ever come back to LA, Maze would love to see you again.”

The shapeshifter smiled while Zari glared. “Let’s just get back and figure out where Neron ran to.”

~~~

Lucifer watched the tiny figures of the Legends walk to their vehicles and drive off. With any luck, they could pull this out and all walk away alive. He’d seen enough about most of them to know they had the skills to succeed. It all depended on whether they could use them together to eliminate Neron for good.

“Nice view out here.”

Lucifer turned to see Chloe leaning against the balcony beside him. “You’re here?”

“Yeah, I figured this would be where I could find you,” she chuckled. “I came to say sorry.”

“Chloe, you have nothing to be sorry for.”

“Except for not trusting you and refusing to answer your calls,” she sighed. “Maze told me Neron was from Hell. I thought he’d be like you and Maze when he told me that Constantine was the one who killed the clerk.”

“You thought you could trust him,” Lucifer summarized. “And because of that, he manipulated you.”

“Yeah, that. He made me think that Constantine was here for you and then he pulled up a picture of Trixie. Now that I think about it, he threatened her right then and there.”

Remembering what Maze had told him earlier, he turned to Chloe. “I didn’t know he took Trixie. I haven’t been on my phone all day and never heard it go off.”

Chloe frowned. “I called you over and over. Did you have it on silent?”

“No, no, I-” he stopped as he pulled the phone out of his pocket. “This isn’t my phone.”

“What? You’re sure.”

He pressed the home button, showing her the lock screen of some Dungeons and Dragons die. “Positive.”

“Neron?”

“Has to be, but he’s gone. I told him to get out of town by the end of today. He must have changed the phones then. But he’s not here anymore. Maze has chased him out, and Constantine’s after him. He will never hurt you or anyone you love again.”

Chloe looked a little relieved. “Good. Sorry about your phone though.”

“I’ve been needing a new one anyways. The battery’s garbage.”

That got a snort out of her. “I need to get home. Dan’s over tonight making sure Trixie’s okay after today. But see you tomorrow?”

“See you tomorrow.”

~~~

“You knew the whole damn time.”

Des jumped in surprise, which was exactly how John had wanted to catch him. “What the hell, Johnny?”

“You knew Neron wanted to take over the earth this whole time, didn’t you?” John snapped. “And you never said a word.”

“I told Nora,” Des spat. “Because she asked and gave a damn about my wellbeing. Unlike you.”

“And what’s that supposed to mean?”

“Are you kidding me?” Des laughed. “Do you seriously not see it?”

John felt his stomach drop as Des continued.

“When Neron took over me, you sent me to Hell. I was there for months and you didn’t do anything to free me. All you did was run. Then when Neron jumps into this Gary, you want to stop him? You are willing to run across the country and time to free him and kill Neron. How come I never got that?”

“I thought you were gone for good!” John protested. “I was afraid, especially when Neron said he was coming for me again. Then he let you go and took Gary. I swore to him I’d do what it took to win. And I’m-”

“You knew I was possessed by Neron this whole time and never asked me about it.”

“It was a traumatic experience for you!”

“But when you got through to Gary, you asked him and he told you only a part, but it was good enough!”

“Des-”

“Do you love him?”

The words died in John’s throat. “Des-”

“Do you still love me?” the hurt was too evident in his voice.

“I…”

“Yeah, that’s what I thought,” Des sighed. “You moved on from me, Johnny. Whether you accept that or not, you did.”

As much as John hated to admit it, he was right. He had moved forward. And he had screwed up not asking Des sooner about the plan.

“We can’t change that now, time machine or not,” Des continued. “This isn’t how I wanted to say goodbye.”

“Goodbye?”

“I want to help free Gary from that bastard,” Des told him. “But Neron is still too fresh in my head. I have to step back from this and get my head together. These last few days plunged me back into a nightmare. I need some space, so I’m getting off here. I’ll fly back to New Orleans tomorrow. But when you all know how to get him out of Gary for good, come find me. I’m keeping my word to stop Neron.”

John nodded. He pulled the medallion Des had given him off his neck and handed it back to him.

“I get it,” he told him. “And for what it’s worth, I am sorry for how I’ve treated you.”

“Then learn from it,” Des took the medallion and put it back on. “I’m gonna talk to Sara and leave. Goodbye, Johnny.”

“Goodbye, Des.”

And then it was just him in hallway. In the direction where Des had walked, he could hear Sara greeting him and the bits of the conversation that followed. John walked in the opposite direction and pulled Gary’s glasses out of his pocket. There was a new crack in the lenses, probably from where he ran into a mirror.

“Hope you’re annoying the shit out of him,” he murmured, remembering Ava’s last order to Gary.

~~~

Ava was lying alone on her and Sara’s bed, processing through the events of the past few days now that Gideon had healed here arm. They had come to LA because Neron had been here and now they were leaving with a plan to save Gary. Although that was going to take a lot of work considering Hank had issued the order to kill him and knowing Neron wanted to take over the world. Not to mention they didn’t even know where he was at this moment. And then there was the other thing.

Ava pulled out a curved knife, staring at it against the light and remembering her conversation with Mazikeen.

“Why do you need to talk to me?” she grumbled once the Legends had left.

“You seem pretty capable of handling yourself?” the demon replied with a smile. “And you’re not John Constantine.”

“Fair enough. So what’s this about? Do you know where Neron is right now?”

“I already told you no, and that’s not why I’m talking to you. Constantine’s good and all, but you need to have a backup plan when magic falls through,” Mazikeen said, pulling out a curved blade and holding it out to her. “This is your backup plan.”

Ava took hold of it, studying the feather-like design on it. “I have access to plenty of knives, but thanks.”

“Not this kind of knife. It’ll kill anything, human or otherwise.”

“Something like Neron then?”

Mazikeen grinned. “Exactly. Just stab him in his host and it’s lights out for good. You’ll end his existence then and there.”

“Handy, and it sounds easy enough,” Ava remarked, then remembered it wasn’t just Neron in there. “What about the soul trapped inside?”

“It would kill him too.”

Ava shook her head. “I can’t do that to him.”

“Well, you have to kill Neron somehow and I don’t think he’s too keen on leaving his body.”

That wasn’t the answer she was looking for. Ava scowled and put the knife away. “Thanks.”

“Sure, but I’ll be wanting that back once you’re done. And if that pretty shapeshifter wants to come along, I’ll be happy.”

“Yeah, whatever,” Ava headed towards the elevator before stopping. “Why did you pick me to give the knife to?”

Mazikeen paused. “I’ve got a good feeling about you. You look like you’ve made some hard calls.”

Remembering Maze’s words, Ava closed her eyes and exhaled. Then she placed the blade back into her jacket. She took out her phone, scrolled to her calls, and clicked a number she’d been dialing for too long. Ava sat up on the bed, waiting for someone to pick up.

“Hello,” a man’s voice answered.

Ava exhaled. “Hi, is this Jeffery Green?”

“Yes. Who’s calling?”

“Sir, I work with your son, Gary. Something’s happened…”

~~~

55 B.C.

He wasn’t pleased about being summoned back to the village in the middle of the hunting expedition. However, a stranger had come in search of him. He had no others travelling with him, which seemed odd. The sooner he was dealt, the better. Besides, there were enough men already hunting anyways.

“Unusual for strangers to be traveling around on their own,” he addressed the man in the brown robe.

“I assure you, I can handle myself,” the man said smoothly with a smile. “You must be Konstentyn.”

“I am. Does that strike you as amusing?”

The stranger shook his head, the smile falling away. “You just remind me of someone.”

“Hmpf. And who might you be?”

“You can call me Neron,” the man told him, the smile returning to his face. “And I’ve come quite a long way to find you.”

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beatlejuice64 · 5 years ago

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Destiel: Season 5 - A catalog of Supernatural episodes

A catalog of each episode in Supernatural that features scenes related to Destiel. This includes scenes between Dean and Castiel, scenes with other characters that address their relationship with each other, and scenes that allude to Dean’s bisexuality.

Season 5 Summary Analysis:

Castiel is frustrated that his rebellion against heaven to help Dean ended in failure. He spends time with Dean while Sam is away and they become close friends. Cas develops a strong respect and affinity for Dean, and he resents that Dean gives in to his fate after trying so hard to help prevent it from happening. Cas takes Dean’s resignation as a personal slight and acts like a spurned lover. Throughout the season, Dean exhibits slightly homophobic behavior, especially with regard to Cas.

My interpretation: Cas has developed unrequited romantic feelings for Dean. Dean cannot reciprocate because he’s still closeted about his bisexuality, and he’s hyper focused on saving the world, not on his personal happiness.

5.01 Sympathy for the Devil

Dean is bummed to find out Cas was killed by an archangel: “Cas, you stupid bastard.”

Cas comes back and saves Sam and Dean from Zachariah, marking their ribs so that they’re hidden from angels. Dean is pleasantly surprised to see Cas again.

5.02 Good God, Y’all!

Cas is back with renewed vigor because he feels like God is on his side. Cas is frustrated that Dean failed to stop Sam from raising Lucifer: “I killed two angels this week, my brothers. I’m hunted. I rebelled, and I did it—ALL of it—for you. And you failed. You and your brother destroyed the world, and I lost everything for nothing. So keep your opinions to yourself.”

Dean lets Cas borrow his necklace to find God.

5.03 Free to Be You and Me

Cas comes to Dean for help to find Raphael. They seem much closer than they were before, but there is some tension between them (possibly sexual?): “Cas, we’ve talked about this. Personal space.”

Cas resents Dean’s thanklessness: “I need your help because you are the only one who’ll help me.”

When Cas and Dean go visit the sheriff’s office, Dean fixes Castiel’s tie for him. Cas learns people skills from Dean as they’re on the case.

Dean takes Cas to a brothel: “There are two things that I know for certain: One, Bert and Ernie are gay. Two, you are not gonna die a virgin, not on my watch.”

Cas is very uncomfortable in the brothel and accidentally upsets a hooker. When they leave, Dean is cracking up: “It’s been a long time since I’ve laughed that hard. It’s been more than a long time—years.”

Cas is upset to learn from Rafael that God’s not around. He also takes a page from Dean’s book and dishes some trash talk: “Today you’re MY little bitch.”

Dean consoles Cas: “There were times when I was looking for my dad when all logic said that he was dead. But I knew in my heart that he was still alive. Who cares what some ninja turtle says, Cas. What do you believe?”

Cas makes sure Dean is ok before leaving. Dean appreciates having someone to connect with other than his brother: “I’ve had more fun with you in the past 24 hours than I’ve had with Sam in years, and you’re not that much fun.”

5.04 The End

Castiel waits four hours by the side of a road so Dean can sleep: “I’ll just... wait here, then.”

Zachariah sends Dean 5 years into a dystopian future where Dean never said yes to Michael. Future Dean is a hardened soldier. Future Cas is a hippie sex guru. The two appear to have a history of closeness: “I thought you’d gotten over trying to label me.”

Future Cas laughs at past Dean’s sarcasm: “What? I like past you.”

Future Cas seems to butt heads with future Dean but goes along with his plans anyway (possible because they have built up trust over time).

Past Dean calls out future Dean for lying to his people and singles out Cas: “You mean you’re gonna feed your friends into a meat grinder? Cas, too?”

Back in the past, the waiting Cas grabs Dean right before Zachariah can get him. Dean is glad to see him: “Don’t ever change.”

5.06 I Believe the Children Are Our Future

Cas wants to kill the antichrist, Jesse, but Sam and Dean want to help him. Cas tries to kill Jesse and gets turned into a plastic toy. Dean asks Jesse to return him to normal: “Truth is, he’s kind of a buddie of mine. Is there any way you could turn him back? He’s a good guy. He was just confused.”

5.08 Changing Channels

Dean fanboys over Dr. Sexy, MD. He seems to have a crush on Dr. Sexy, even moreso than Dr. Piccolo or Dr. Wang. He knows everything about the character, including what kind of shoes he wears: “I swore part of what makes Dr. Sexy sexy, is the fact that he wears cowboy boots, not tennis shoes.”

Dean forces Gabriel to release Cas: “Cas, are you ok?”

5.11 Sam, Interrupted

Dean talks with a therapist (who is actually in his head) and we find out he’s never been in a long-term relationship (more than 2 months).

5.13 The Song Remains the Same

Cas meets with Anna on behalf of the Winchesters to protect them from her. Cas regrets turning her in. Anna comments on his determination to protect the Winchesters: “You’ve changed.” “Maybe too late, but I have.”

Cas sends the Winchesters back in time at great personal risk to himself.

Dean demonstrates faith in Cas: “He’ll wake up. He’s, you know, tough for a little nerdy dude with wings.”

5.14 My Bloody Valentine

Dean is “not feeling it this year” for picking up a girl on Valentine’s Day, and Sam is concerned: “It’s when a dog doesn’t eat. That’s when you know something’s really wrong.”

Dean calls Cas and they just stand there staring at each other for a minute.

The naked Cupid makes Dean feel uncomfortable, but he can’t stop checking him out.

Famine causes Cas to start eating burgers and Sam to crave demon blood. Dean is amused by Cas’s hamburger eating and calls him the hamburglar. Cas comments on Dean’s lack of hunger: “You’re saying you’re just well-adjusted?” “God no. I’m just well-fed.”

Famine doesn’t affect Dean because he’s given up on life and feels dead inside. Cas tries to comfort Dean when they lock Sam in Bobby’s panic room for detox: “You know, it’s not him in there, not really.”

5.16 Dark Side of the Moon

Sam and Dean are killed and sent to heaven. Cas guides them to Joshua, and he is extra touchy when talking to Dean.

Cas is upset to learn that God has left and returns Dean’s necklace. Dean throws the necklace away because he‘s lost faith in his brother.

5.17 99 Problems

Cas shows up drunk because he’s despondent about God’s absence. Dean gives Cas some pain pills for his hangover, and he commiserates with Cas: “I’ve been there. I’m a big expert on deadbeat dads, so yeah, I get it. I know how you feel.” “How do you manage it?” “On a good day you get to kill the Whore [of Babylon].”

5.18 Point of No Return

Dean decides to say yes to Michael, but Sam and Cas stop him. Cas is pissed off that Dean would do this and keeps glaring at him: “Maybe they wrongly assumed Dean would be brave enough to withstand them.” “Alright, you know what? Blow me, Cas.”

Cas brings Adam to Bobby’s, and they stick Dean in the panic room. Dean seems surprised at how angry Cas is and taunts him with a wink: “Cas, not for nothin’, but the last person who looked at me like that, I got laid.”

Dean says he’s tired and doesn’t believe in Sam. When Cas goes to talk to him, Dean blows him away with the blood sigil and escapes. When Cas finds Dean, he beats him up in an alley: “I rebelled for this? So that you could surrender to them? I gave everything for you, and this is what you give to me?”

Dean taunts Cas to kill him, but Cas doesn’t. When Dean comes to, he’s still irreverent: “Word to the wise, don’t piss off the nerd angels.”

Sam tells Dean he believes in him. Cas continues to verbally burn Dean, and Dean looks visibly taken aback by it: “You’re gonna take on 5 angels?” “Yes.” “Isn’t that suicide?” “Maybe it is, but then I won’t have to watch you fail. Sorry, Dean. I don’t have the same faith in you that Sam does.”

Cas carves a sigil into his chest to help Sam and Dean save Adam. Dean ends up not saying yes because he didn’t want to let Sam down.

5.21 Two Minutes to Midnight

Cas apologizes to Dean for being so hard on him: “You are not the burnt and broken shell of a man that I believed you to be.”

Cas saves the Winchesters from Pestilence, despite having lost his powers. Cas is super bummed that most of his powers are gone, but he believes in the Winchesters: “You and Dean have a habit of exceeding my expectations. He resisted Michael. Maybe you could resist Lucifer.”

5.22 Swan Song

Cas falls asleep in the back seat and Dean comments: “Aw, ain’t he a little angel.”

After Lucifer gets away, Cas and Bobby are fatalistic and Dean refuses to accept it. When Dean heads for the cemetery, Cas is concerned: “I just want you to understand. The only thing that you’re gonna see out there is Michael killing your brother.” “Well then I ain’t gonna let him die alone.”

Cas is inspired by Dean’s love for Sam and shows up to help: “Hey, assbutt!”

After Sam jumps in the pit, Cas heals Dean and Dean says, “Cas, are you God?” “That’s a nice compliment, but no. Although I do believe he brought me back, new and improved.”

Dean asks Cas what he’s gonna do now: “Return to heaven, I suppose. With Michael in the cage, I’m sure it’s total anarchy up there.” “So, what? You’re the new sheriff in town?” “I like that, yeah. I suppose I am.” “Wow. God gives you a brand new shiny set of wings and suddenly you’re his bitch again.” “I don’t know what God wants. I don’t know if he’ll even return. It just seems like the right thing to do.” “Well, if you do see him, tell him I’m coming for him next.”

Dean is angry, but Cas tries to help him see the situation as a success and reminds him what it was all for: “He helped. Maybe even more than we realize.” “That’s easy for you to say—he brought you back. But what about Sam? What about me, huh? Where’s my grand prize? All I got is my brother in a hole.” “You got what you asked for, Dean. No paradise, no hell. Just more of the same. I mean it, Dean. What would you rather have? Peace or freedom?”

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ain-t-bovvered · 6 years ago

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14x12 Commentary (europe edition)

Special episode where a bunch of tired and caffeinated Europeans ( plus a sleepy American) scream together, and then die and try to get on with their day ( lol AS IF)

Hello and welcome:

@purpleskiesandcherrypies (Nat)

@dean-winchesters-bacon (Kat)

@waywardbaby (Zeta)

@ain-t-bovvered (Giul)

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11

Giu: Oh donatello

Zeta : What a flashback

Nat: ugh... so sick of nick already

Giul: Whatever it takes oh yes cas is gonna do something stupid ?

Nat: "Not even an Archangel"

Giul: Dean doesn’t joke too in terms of stupid decisions.

Nat: Stop it Dean

Zeta : My heart will go on, I’m sorry

Giul: Well that’s creepy

Nat: NO

Zeta: Ohhh fuck

Giul: I’m crying

Nat: Baby NOOO NOOOO Fuck

Zeta : Test drive

Kat : the hand porn though

Giul: That’s fucking terrifying

Zeta : True

Giu: Dean’s face will hunt me forever now. Jensen JFC .

Zeta : Fuck

Nat: Shit

Giu: Dont

Kat : I cried during this

Giu: I am crying

Giu: Hell’s flashbacks tho

I’m hating myself now.

[Dean pounding on the metal ] : No. No!. Sam SAM!

-Up I’m having serious parallels with when he woke up in the coffin after hell.But this time he can’t get out. NICE

- Look at his hands trembling. CAN YALL NOT

[Cell’s lights goes off] the box is dark now.

NO I HATE THIS ALREADY.

-Oh thank god.

Zeta : Sam is naked

Kat : They both are

Giu: OH FUCK

Nat: Shit

- D:” Just a bad dream, it’s fine. I’m ok”

Zeta : Never said I wasn’t scared

Giu: fucking hell

- D: "Never said I wasn't scared.But it doesn’t matter”

Nat: Fuck you

- S:” But what you are talking about is far worse than death. Michael is an archangel, he could literally keep you buried in a coffin, alive, forever.

Giu: Told ya

Kat : Hate this

Giu: That Henley. I love how it rest on Jensen’s hips. distracting.

Kat : Single layer porn!

Nat: I'm not ok .Do I have to keep watching? Ugh

Kat : YES

Giu: the fuck is happening

Zeta : What now?

Giu: They really want to play with this water and drowning bullshit

- Also this episode is already aesthetically pleasing . and that I appreciate .

Kat: They play with so many parallels this week

Kat : It’s like a Criminal Minds episode

Giul: I’m so loving this

Nat: who is he

Giul: Fucker of the week

Kat : UGH NICK GO AWAY

Zeta: Busy bee

Nat: None of that was my fault

Giul: He’s a serial killer so go off i guess

Giul: Yeah well the devil left the rest is all you bitch

Kat : I like the cop lol

- Nick is so empty right now. He’s the most dangerous human honestly.

Giul: Goddammit mark.

Nat: The TALK

- D:”You’re gonna see it through to the end”

Giul: Shut up

Zeta : Mom hates this

Giul: WE HATE THIS

Zeta: Yeah right

- S:” And Cas and Jack, you haven’t even told them”

- D:” Well that’s because I’m not good with the whole big goodbyes, all right? I don’t need to get shaky on this”

Giul: and HE DIDN T TOLD THEM . HOW DARE

Nat: Can I smack Dean over the head?

Nat: Am I allowed to?

Kat: ITS DEAN OF COURSE HE DIDN’T

-D:” Just put the end of this trip out of your head, okay?”

Giul: MY BABE

- C:” Where you able to talk him out of it?”

S:”No so I’m counting on you”

Giul: LOL SAM TOLD HIM

Nat: Awwww Cas knows tho

Giul: good sam

- He asked Rowena’s help too AAAAAH

Nat: of course he would

Giul: WE KNEW

Zeta: Remarkable command of profanity

Nat: LOL Cas about Rowena

Giul: “ Maybe if I spoke with Dean"BAAAABE

- S:”If we don’t find some way...Dean’s gone”

You have to step on my dead cold body first tho

Nat: Dean washed his hands tho

Nat: at least

Kat : He’s a clean freak

Giul: Well remember how he barely touches the public phone booths?

-tHIS EPISODE IS BEAUTIFUL

Kat: This dude is so whacked out

Giul: This is a criminal minds ep. WHEELS UP, where is Rossi when we need him?

Nat: I'm sick of this dude already

Giul: Finally some gore

Kat: BABY

- D:” Do ever think about when we were kids? I know I wasn’t the greatest brother to you”

Giul: DUDE DON’T

Zeta: Regrets

- S:” Dean , you were the one who was always there for me. The only one. You practically raised me”

Giul: U MY DA

Kat: DUDE IMMA CRY AGAIN

Nat: Sammy, stop

Giul: FUCK

Nat: SAMMEEHHHH STOP

Nat: SHIT STOP IT GUYS

Giul: oh this is for the 300 mood

Kat: I think so too

- D:” Things got dicey. You know with Dad, the way he was. I didn’t always look out for you the way I should’ve”

- lol Sam doesn’t want to hear this shit

- D:” I mean, I had my own stuff, you know. In order to keep peace I probably looked like I took his side quite a bit. Sometimes when I was away, you know it wasn't because I just ran out, right? Dad would , he would send me away when I really pissed him off. I think you knew that”

Nat: I fucking cry

Kat: JOHN YOU FUCKER

- S: “ Man, I left that behind a long time ago, I had to-”

- Look you can pin point the exact moment the eyes starts to get watery...damn it Jared.

- S:” And if we are gonna get through this, I have to do , like you said and try and keep my mind off of where we’re going. So if we could not have conversations that sound like deadbeat apologies, I would really appreciate it”

Giul: YES. THANK YOU SAM.

Zeta: Yeah ok I’m hating this

Nat: Fuck, I'm not ok.

Nat: I like the cop

Giul: BITCH DONT

Kat : Told you Ain’t God he’s praying to

Nat: DIGNITY hahahhaha

Zeta: Yep

Nat: FUck

Giul: WELL THAT’s

Zeta: That was so predictable

Nat: Nick's a fucking lsdhfishgoiewahgpieshgäahgeisladhflidshglidsea

Kat : Can he die already? I shouldn't smash my work computers keyboard that hard, probably

Giul: Hey gotta hand it to the guy tho, he’s pretty resourceful

- Sam finding a case. I’m not even surprised.

Zeta: The Winchester boys

Nat: ONE LAST CASE FOR THE WINCHESTER BOYS fuck you

- S:” You had to go there”

Kat: Damn it

Zeta: Enochian

Zeta: FBI

Giul: YAS

Nat: I'd open up that door so fast tho

Nat: and get on my knees

Kat: Control yourself woman

Nat: You know who you're talking to, right?

( that sentence is knitted in the back of our watch biker gang jackets)

Kat : THE COATS

Giul: FBI FBI FBI FBI

Giul: dean sitting so cutely

Zeta: I’m sorry.Has anybody noticed how huge their feet are??

Giul: licking lips

Nat: Dean's such a smol bean next to Sam.

Kat: Dean looks so tiny.GET OUT OF MY HEAD

- This all conversation with the twin is a real guilty trip for Dean.

- Also this confirms that Dean and Sam knows some enochian. And that’s sexy.

Talk enochian to me * trumpet sounds*

Giul: CASTIEL MY BABE

Zeta: Angel on call

Nat: Awww Cas smiles

- C:” Dean” “ [BIG FUCKING SMILE] “Is so good to hear from you”

Giul: WOW he’s so- GODDAMMIT

- [stammering] : ok...well ..good. Ah [clear throat] listen , Cass....

- C:” You are working a case? That Is So GoOd tO hEaR. So I assume that means you’re not going to go through with it. Because I have to say, Dean , this plans of yours, it was born of, of desperation , not reason”

Kat: BUSTED

Giul: WE KNOW

- C:” I-I know that I’m not supposed to know , what I know, but”

- D:” "Look I'm fine with my plan"

Nat: LIAAAR

-C:” NEED TO HAVE A CONVERSATION”

Zeta: It’s good to hear your voice

Giul: MARRIED

Zeta: I love you

- D:” Really?” S: “ Dean, it’s your husband Cass I had to tell him”

Giul: lol can we remember that Cas fucked up Donatello for them?

Nat: How he leans against Baby tho I caught myself staring at his crotch. oops

Zeta: Well....

Giul: Aaaaand flannel again

Giul: Shocking

Nat: SURPRISE It's funnier in Enochian I guess

- ALSO hell yeah for Dean being the smarty pants ! I live for these moments. We all know Sam is the main brain , but seeing the writers giving us these brilliant Dean moments is life.

Giul: He cray. This is so creepy amazing. Finally some spn old style

Kat: I know, they finally have a proper almost scary ep again

Nat: Yes. I still remember how creepy sometimes Season 1 was. oh they're here to save the day

Zeta: The Winchester boys

Giul: MOOSE IS ANGRY . SQUIRREL TOO

Zeta: Bamf much?! The hiss

Nat: Dean, control your anger!

Giul: H. O. T

- Poor guy tho, it’s not his fault .

Kat: Love snarly boys!

Giul: WELL FUCK

Zeta: Baby’s ass! I’m sorry again

Giul: We end the ninja turtle

Giul: UUUUUUGH

Kat: Ugh this bitch again

-Vintage Nick

Nat: I wanna skip Nick. Can I skip Nick?

Giul: NO Mark acting is gold

Kat I hate this whole scene

Nat: He's too good and I hate him

Giul: Wait Why is No NO , fuck no. WHAT

- The fucking ice ....

- N: “Lucifer....?”

Sarah :

Kat: ITS DUMB AF

Kat: I HATE THIS SCENE

Nat: SPN makes me question so many things

Giu: FUCK MARK OK

Nat: TELL HIM. I LIKE HER

Zeta: She kinda hates him

Kat: BUT SHE DOESN’T DO ANYTHING.SHE SHOULD BE THROWING HIM AGAINST WALLS AND SHIT

Giul: Let her leave bro

Nat: NICK LISTEN TO YOUR DAMN DEAD WIFE

- N: “ I can’t”

Kat: Nope he’s gonna be a little bitch

Giul: Oh I’m sorry he’s like a Stockholm victim.

Nat: "I'm sorry." Is he really tho?

- N:”Wherever is darkest”

Kat: Melodramatic much Nick?

Nat: DR CAS

- DR NOVAK

Zeta: Oh hello

Giul: THE OTHER Mr Winchester.

Giul: OOH OOH HOT

Nat: Dean's smirking

Giu: DOCTOR

Zeta: Giuls, u ok??

Giul: I . AM. NOT. EARSKYHGZLYCBTSGKBP FUCK ME

- Doctor: follow me.

Sam scrambling the fuck away from the sexual tension

Dean eyes on Cass [starts the sexual tension]

me [bathing in sexual tension]

Nat: THE HAIR ON CAS THO

- C:” It was necessary, doesn’t mean I don’t regret it. Doesn’t mean I don’t wish there could've been another way”

- C:

- “Please don’t compare this with your suicidal plan. Just stop it”

[ tilting head in angry ]

Zeta: Tell him Cas

- D:” Why don’t we talk about that later”

Nat: "according to your plan, there won't be a later." I love Cas

Giul: YES

Kat: THE SASS

Giul: CAS BABE

- D:” You think this is easy on me?”

-Why does it always look like Cas is on the verge of tears and they never fucking show us the real deal

- C:” So then, this is goodbye?”

Zeta:He’s hurting

- ThE FuCK Is tHaT LoOk DeAN

Nat: "Guys.. stop bickering." Is what Sam should have said. lol

lol and Cas holding Dean’s gaze a bit before focusing on Sam. Good moment

- D:” I thought he was too far gone”

C: “Dean if there is a spark of hope. then I have to try “

- Damn these writers are not being subtle.

-C: “ YOU taught me that”

Giul: GUYS I CAN T

Zeta: *pats your back *

Nat&Kat:"Get out."

Giul: when castiel get so riled up I get all tingly.YES ORDER ME AROUND

Zeta: @Giul control yourself woman

Giu: PSH HAVE U SEEN THIS...[gestures vaguely] HOW

- Sam not being subtle too

Nat: Sam's throwing shades

Kat: THE DIMPLES OF DISCONTENT

-I will never get tired of Cas glowly hand

Giul: ANGEL EYES YAAAASP

Kat: Okay dude would be choking on that tube

Giul: CAN I WAKE UP LIKE THAT TOO

Nat: I wanna wake up being surrounded by three hot boys

Giul: [clicks tongue]

Kat: With three handsome men? Yes please

- yeah ok you can’t fucking say that and look up at Castiel, Dean..you motherfucker

- C:” Would do like more grape jello?” [voice deepest than Dean’s closet]

Giul: WHAT WAS THAT VOICE CAS i felt it in my [censored]

Kat: Donatello and his chicken

- Those two whispering like that .... fuck you

Nat: THE dimples

- Castiel’s little awkward smile

- This episode is so beautifully shot I can’t

Kat: I need a gif of them legs @Giulia please ma’am

Giul&Zeta: NO REST FOR THE SELF DESTRUCTIVE.

- D: “We are going out on a high”

i wanna slap him....hard

- D: “ Sorry”

S: “sOrRY “ *chuckles*

- Sam is not drinking beer, he’s drinking hot salty tea.

Nat: Sam's really at it, huh? Trying to guilt trip Dean out of it

Giul: i don’t blame him

Nat: Can't be mad at him, tho

- S:” I have to throw away everything we stand for” aaaaand the voice cracks....good....great...

Zeta: He’s soooooo angry

Kat: Sam’s hair is so fluffy

Nat: LISTEN TO SAMMY DEAN

-S.” You just don’t check out of it “ * snarls and pushed Dean*

Dean is offended of the push.

Bitch you don’t get to be offended

- S: “ if you quit us today, there won’t be a tomorrow. What are you doing now it’s wrong,it’s QUITTING”

Giul: SAM MAD DESPERATE VOICE IS GOOD

Nat: I believe in us, Dean

-Dean doesn’t respond.

- Sam:

- Sam is all of us

Zeta: Smack him

-[Enters desperate hug]

Nat: fuck, now i'm crying

Giul: sobs

Nat: fuck no shit

Giul: OH COME ON

Kat: THIS HUG

- [strained voice] S: “why don’t you believe in us too?”

Giul: It’s too early for this.

-Sam looks like a kid here , a scared sad kid and I CAN’T DEAL WITH IT

Kat: SAM HOLDS ON SO TIGHT

- D:”Okay Sam”

Sam sniffs

D: “Let’s go home”

Nat: I need a cigarette and lots of wine

Giul: MOOD

Zeta: This fucking hurts so bad

Nat: Why you gotta make me cry tho

Giul: GOOD LORD. Stop the voice breaking

- D:” And I’ll keep believing until I can’t”

Kat: MY BOYS 😭😭😭😭

Nat: NO

Giul: JARED WTF

- D:” you’ll have to take it for what it is....the end”

Nat: SAM WON'T DO IT

Giul: STOP IT

-D:” and you have to promise me “ [Dean’s voice get high] “ that you’ll do then what you can’t do now. and that’s let me go”

Giul: HE FUCKING WON T

Nat: FUCK YOU ALL

Kat: JARED STOP YOUR FACE

Nat: FUCK YOU

Giul: JARED FUCK U

Kat: ALL OF YOU STOP YOUR FACES

Giul: FUCK IT FUCK ALL OF U

Nat: I'M DONE FUCK THIS SHIT

-D:” Just don’t hit me again”

- STOP THIS FUCKING MUSIC RIGHT FUCKING NOW

Zeta: i HATE ALL OF THIS

Nat: I DON'T WANNA WATCH ANYMORE, NO MORE SPN FOR ME

Zeta: I HAAAAAAATE IT!!!!!

Giul: AND WE HAVE ALL SEASON 15 too

Nat: FUCK THIS

Giul: YAAAASP GUYS

Kat : NO YOU HAVE TO WATCH NEXT WEEK

Giul: PROMO NOW

Zeta: Yeet

Kat: PREVIEW

Giul: GO WATCH THE PROMO BITCH

Kat : GO I CAN’T FREAKING WAIT

Giul: i LOVE IT

Well well WHAT A FUCKING RIDE.

WE HATED IT.

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