#the waiting reference

[melancholypancakes]

Jake’s angry waitress S/O

The waiting reference with naomi

https://youtu.be/-AycxwF6GzI

If Jake had an angry waitress S/O would be ✨PERFECTION✨

Warning: mentions of curse words/bad words

*Jake showing the new intern around* 

Jake: that’s the machine where you put the food and drinks order in, so basically it-

*Y/n walks in angry* 

Y/n: I hate this fucking place sometimes man, y’know. I mean what the fuck. Do we need four more people at this time and day man?

Y/n: Look at this place, it’s fucking DEAD! I swear Howard needs to clean the SHIT. out of his fucking brain sometimes. Fucking asshole. 

*Y/n looks at the intern* 

Y/n: What are you looking at fuck-wad. 

*Y/n leaves* 

Jake: that was Y/n she’s been working Wayy too long. She nice though

*intern smiles*

Jake: when she’s drunk

*Intern frowns and concern*

(...)

*Y/n impatiently waiting for her tickets while Howard looking for them during rush hour frantically* 

Howard: Hey guys, which one of these is medium-rare? 

*Not less than 5 minutes pass by* 

*Y/n screams* 

Y/n: GODDAMNIT!!!!!

*Y/n forcefully grabs her tickets*

Y/n: Please. Let me. Do. IT. 

(..)

Y/n: Lily. 

Lily: Yeah? 

Y/n: something bad. happens when you become a manager. You put on your fucking tie and you get your fucking little manager card and you think you’re so fucking cool just because you write the schedule and get to tell us what to fucking do when in reality you know you’re not even worth the fucking BULLSHIT- 

Lily: Woah. Y/n calm down! 

Lily: Relax...Woman.

*Y/n smokes* 

(...) 

Tanya: Scott, Ariel, I just sat you. 

Scott: Oh shit. what do we got? 

Tanya: Well, yours look cool they look like businesspeople. 

Ariel: What about mine? 

Tanya: I don’t know they don’t speak English. 

Y/n: Foreigners?! 

Tanya: I’m sorry! 

Ariel: Are you mad at me? 

Tanya: No, I swear I’m going by the rotation.

Y/n: I. FUCKING. HATE. FOREIGNERS. 

*Tanya leaves*

Y/n: It’s such bullshit. Like they don’t know how to tip. Oh, they know. Oh yeah, they fucking know!

(...) 

*Y/n cracks her neck and forces a friendly smile*

Y/n: So, is there anything I get you folks this evening~

*Y/n picks up the plates* 

*Customer 1 tries to say no* 

Customer 2: I think I would like a hot fudge sundae~

Y/n: Oh! mhm! mhm! that does sound good! 

*Y/n giggles* 

Y/n: I’ll be back with that for you!

*Y/n turns around and walks away frowning angrily* 

*Y/n puts dishes away* 

Y/n: Like That bitch needs to be eating desserts anyway.

Sasha: Y/n. You know if you ever want a counselor in anger management or...alcoholism. 

Sasha: I’d be more than glad to do it for you. 

Y/n: you do that for me?... 

*Sasha nods* 

Y/n: Thank you, I really appreciate it but I think I rather you just WASH THE FUCKING DISHES AND SHUT THE FUCK UP! 

*Y/n walks away* 

Y/n: FUCKING PSYCHO BABBLE BULLSHIT ASSHOLE! 

(...) 

*Y/n making hot fudge sundae and mumbling* 

Y/n: you want your fucking sundae bitch come and suck it I hate her. I HATE HER. 

*Y/n grabs Reddi whip cream can and pours but very little comes out* 

Y/N: ?! 

*Y/n throws Reddi whip cream can away*

*Y/n grabs another Reddi whip cream can and pours but very little comes out again*

Y/n: Fucking Simone and Jake! 

(...)

Y/n: Where the hell is it?! 

*Y/n slams her hand on the counter* 

Y/n: It’s been over half a fucking hour! 

Chef: I Told you it’ll be out in a minute! Now get out of my face or I’ll lose your ticket! 

*Intern taps Y/n shoulder* 

*Y/n turns around angry* 

Y/n: WHAT?! WHAT DO YOU WANT?! GET BACK IN THE FUCKING TRAINING ROOM YOU ASS-COCK! 

*Intern backs off and goes to the training room* 

*Y/n walks off*

Y/n: GODDAMNIT! I HATE THESE FUCKING PEOPLE I HATE THEM! TWENTY MINUTES FOR TWO MEDIUM RARE STEAKS THIS IS BULLSHIT! 

*Y/n walks up out of the kitchen to the customers mumbling to herself* 

Y/n: What the hell, they need to get rid of every one of these lousy cock suckers- 

*Y/n puts on a friendly fake smile* 

Y/n: So~ how is everything? 

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