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I just had an aggravated battle with the vacuum at work and my clothes a a different color now than they were when I put them on
#no one has obviously emptied this vacuum at minimum all month#it was so compacted in there it took me 45 minutes to EMPTY it#not to clean it#just to empty it#because I couldn’t unscrew the top lid because it was SO packed full the pressure made it too tight#so I had to dig it out with a screwdriver from the bottom tank until the pressure was less enough to pull the top lid#45 minutes#to empty#the vacuum#I include myself in the shame because while I only vacuum once a week I also never noticed/thought to empty it when I was done#I am now a universally even brownish gray from head to toe
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ava i love u but phish is just not the move for me i'm with ur dad i love the dead .. why do u like phish though i want the inside scoop
Mostly because there’s something deeply wrong with them in a way that i can understand 😌
Also musically they just hold my attention span more. But tbf that wasn’t totally the case until I got to know the Lore n shit behind it all, & I don’t know nearly enough Dead lore so there is hope yet
Out of curiosity what do u like abt the Dead?
#This is a short answer but that’s bc the only other option would be a dissertation#I mean where do you even start#The dress#The hot dog#The vacuum#Gamehendge#The a cappellas#The full album covers#Whatever was going on with Sci fi soldier#There’s always something new & inexplicable to learn abt them#& they manage to be completely lame & insanely good at the exact same time#Which is impressive
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oh
the fucking vacuum
i get it now
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incredible how much housework you can get done if you take a chance and believe in yourself and also have fifteen other much more pressing responsibilities
#if i ignore the writing (non-hobby) i have to do for long enough i may even finally vacuum#willow's wastebin tagxon#willow's greatest hits
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I don't know how strictly accurate this is, but one of the things I find shocking about watching historical dramas is how many people there are around all the time---according to Madame de... (1953) a well-off French household in the Belle Epoque maintains a workforce of at least 3, and the glittering opera has staff just to open doors. According to Shogun (2024) you can expect a deep bench just to mind your household, and again, people who exist to open doors.
Could people....not open doors in the past? Were doors tricky, before the standardization of hinges? Because otherwise, the wealthy used to pay a whole bunch of people to do it for them in multiple contexts, and I find myself baffled.
#I mean..........listen.#maybe people in the past had superfluous staff just to open doors. because of reasons.#fair enough! that made their lives easier. okay cool. making things easier is what money brings you. except....#there are many parts of my life that would be so much easier with support staff! dishes. vacuuming. grocery shopping.#doors though? opening and shutting doors???#can't say that's come up as a particular concern.#I feel aggressively stupid asking this question but also. why doors. someone dial up a 19th century fella and explain.
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only thing i know for certain is that if "breaking bad" took place during modern times, jesse would've used his cash to buy a drone and there would've been a sick ass sequence filmed from drone perspective and one episode cold open would've been all scary and sinister and it would end with an ominous shot of the drone laying all crushed and fucked up on the floor to imply harm done to jesse. and it would be really sad
#syd squeaks#he'd still have a roomba i think bc thats just a good investment. its good technology. it vacuums for u#but i can so easily picture sad drone all fucked up#breaking bad#jesse pinkman
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tsum events really are just the best, huh
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#tsumsted wonderland#to be fair this is from mal's card story so it's more...event-adjacent#i-it still counts right#poor malleus tsum is having such a time#first it blows up the kitchen and then it almost gets spin-cycle'd to tsum-death#the poor little guy just wanted to help with the party! it was trying its BEST 😭#and instead it accidentally recreated every other tuesday from my college days#i am so genuinely delighted to read two entire chapters of malleus bragging about knowing how to use household appliances#(he knows what he's doing! he READ the MANUAL)#(you know that manual has copious notes covering the margins in perfect copperplate)#and the callback to his dorm ssr story. perfect.#we all knew this was going to end in malleus punching a washing machine into smithereens#i'm disappointed that the next part is probably just going to be a fun party or whatever#and not malleus showing off how close he is to finally mastering the toaster#twst please where is my spinoff game where we have to help a dragon fae prince learn how to do household tasks#i have an indescribable need to see malleus attempt to use a vacuum#he is very enthusiastic and also very stupid and we love him for it
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Run! Run little bird! The vacuum is coming for you!
#seal#seals#animals#sea life#pinnipeds#Thank you for sharing Bill#It's a pretty peaceful photo#the thought of vacuum noises is a little too hilarious though#...I should probably go to bed
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Horror Short Review: The Vacuum (2023)
Who says that writer and director Alex Magaña and ACMofficial are running out of ideas? Here’s a horror short about a vacuum cleaner.
Who says that writer and director Alex Magaña and ACMofficial are running out of ideas? Here’s a horror short about a vacuum cleaner. Seriously though, it’s horror and that can come from anything. Becky Bush (who co-wrote the story) plays a maid cleaning up a house. She finishes the vacuuming and puts it away. However, as she is closing the door, she thinks she hears it shift. How very ominous.…
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Conceal, don't feel, don't let it show.
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#lan wangji#lan xichen#You can practically hear LXC's emotions vacuum sealing back into his body when LWJ tells him about wanting to bring someone back to Gusu.#This *is* a confession of both having feelings for someone else and also and admittance of terror at such feelings.#And honestly - can you blame LXC? Knowing how to respond to people in emotional turmoil like this is a skill that few manage to master.#There is a part of him that is so genuinely happy that his brother has fallen for someone!#And there is a part that acknowledges that LWJ needs to come to his own conclusions about this all.#Hence the extremely restrained reactions! He is so in his brother's corner that he's accidently clipped through the wall into another room.#Sadly that's how it goes sometimes...We want to be there for people in the best way. We give them space and hope for the best.#But space can leave someone isolated and alone. It heals some emotions but it makes others fester.#The fact that LWJ is at the point he's open about what he's feeling (even a little bit) means that it's a Big Deal.#LCX is just as bad with his own emotions. He only knows how to keep things in his own heart down.#There isn't anything he could have said. There *were* better things to say but does he have the capacity? No.
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fucking bonkers dream last night. the premise was "neon genesis evangelion but with the pacific rim drift compatibility mechanic for the EVAs". it went about as well as you would expect
#there was also a giant monster elephant mech that was also a vacuum? they defeated it by putting a giant copper pan over its trunk#and the motor overheated and it exploded
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Gotta love when someone looks psyched to be posing. 💪🇺🇸
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My dad’s spotify wrapped is the peak of dad music honestly.
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