#the unintentional wingman

[hazelkjt]

How it started:

How it's going:

Hey... hey anyone with wolships or other FFXIV ships (since I know not everyone's characters are WoL).

Show me your "How it started // How it's going" can be gpose, art, writing. I just want to know about your ffxiv ships. Can be OCxOC, OCxNPC, Polyships, multiships, or anything else I didn't account for.

[ashipiko]

did someone say DANCE??????

inspo and extra stuffs below!

this was inSANE LIKE I WAS LIVEPOSTING MY REACTIONS TO MY FRIENDS AND THIS SCENE HAPPENED AND ACE GOT CLOSER LIKS???? I HAD TO TAKE MULTIPLE BREATHERS BECAUSE I WAS SIMPING SO BADLY 😭😭😭 the blush is real. it was horrible. so naturally the next day (today) I decided to do this </3 I DIDNT REALIZE THE ACEYUU CONTENT WAS THIS CRAZZYYYY DUDE HES NOT EVEN THE SSR!!!!!

AND. a close up because these two drive me NUTS!!!!!!! look at them. pspsps

[ratguy-nico]

So this is the comic, I wish to say is something original but this is exactly what happened in the "Bob Actually" san valentine episode, good episode, dont really like the Gene part, I know, a shocker, but all in all a great episode.

Also this whole dialog is taken out of another tv serie and I challengue you to know wich one, dont tag it until some one guess it.

Hope you like it like I dont.

Is in spanish too because some times me baja el amor por mi lengua materna, and this is one of this ocasions.

[laismoura-art]

The Hardships of Being the Wingman:

Hanzo, down on one knee: Sareena, my dear, would you give me the honour of becoming my Sister-in-law? <3

Sareena: Oh, Hanzo! I would in a heartbeat! <3

Bi-Han:

Bi-Han: Did you just propose to Sareena for me?

Hanzo: Someone had to!😑

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Kuai: Hey, Rumi, are you free this weekend? Say, Friday, 7pm?

Harumi: Yes? I don't think I have any appointments...

Kuai: What about you?

Lisa: I am also free, I suppose.

Kuai: Good, cause I'm not, you two go ahead and enjoy your date!

Harumi:

Lisa:

Lisa: Did he just-- Harumi?

Harumi: *already gone to buy herself a new dress*

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Kuai: Sareena, I have something to confess, I'm in love with Hanzo!

Sareena:

[rollinouttahere-writes]

I have a question since I’m not sure if you have answered this before. What would happen if Lucky fell in love with one of the strawhats? like is there anything that would change the dynamic between her and the crew? I feel like some crew members or all of them (not Sanji) don’t give much thought into romantic partner but hey if it keeps them from leaving then it’s a win-win situation that they’re willing to exploit.

Could be a one sided love on Lucky’s part or mutual. I just wanna know how they’ll go about it? Like the upside and downside to this particular situation.

While I do intend to keep her and the crew exclusively platonic, this is a fun idea to play around with. Lucky falling in love with one of the Straw Hats would probably be ideal all things considered, and Luffy wouldn't take issue with it because she's still on the ship.

There are really only two Straw Hats that I could see this working with.

One is Sanji because while he is content to have their whole relationship be one sided flirting from him, he would pounce at the opportunity to be with her for real if she ever reciprocated it. He already dotes on her as is, but now he's attached to her hip and really only gives her space when one of the others runs off with her. He doesn't love when this happens, but he knows that they aren't going to take her away or anything so he can accept it.

The other one would be Zoro because I think that they have the most chemistry. They'd be one of those couples where no one that doesn't personally know them would be able to tell that they're together... Until they start bickering about something in which case then anyone in earshot would think they're an old married couple. They work well off each other and Lucky keeps him from wandering off and getting himself into more trouble than he needs to be in.

For the most part the rest of the crew accepts this as is since the two seem happier for it and it helps cement Lucky's stay on board. Luffy doesn't really get the appeal, but learns to go with it when he puts together that weddings tend to have a lot of food at them. Then suddenly he's butting into their alone time to ask when they're getting married and how much meat is going to be at the wedding. Do y'all need a ring? He'll go find one brb

[yowyowyaoi]

Tobi: Senpai, what’s your last name?

Deidara: Don’t know, hm. Can’t remember my parents. Everyone’s always just called me Deidara.

Tobi: Do you want a last name?

Deidara: Maybe someday, hm. 

Tobi: You know what sounds really good to Tobi, Senpai? Deidara Uchiha.

Deidara: … what??

Tobi, switching to Obito voice: I think Deidara Uchiha sounds fantastic, beautiful. *reaches out and caresses Deidara’s cheek* How about it, Mm?

Deidara: Are … are you saying what I think you’re saying —?

Tobi: I am. My feelings for you are —

Deidara: You actually think I should get together with Itachi??

Tobi: What? No, I —

Deidara: I suppose he is kinda good-looking, hm. He cooks really good. And that sharingan of his can be pretty artistic …

Deidara: *hugs Tobi* Thanks, Tobi! I’m gonna go talk to him right now!

Deidara: *runs out*

Tobi:

Tobi: Well, shit.

[hazelkjt]

What's In A Name?

[verxsyon]

kanto manji timeline (aftermath) tokrev. chifuyu x bookstore owner!gn!reader

¡ contains minor spoilers for the manga !

reader works at a bookstore across the street which owns the manga that chifuyu reads but he’s too much of a wimp to approach you, much to kazutora’s and baji’s disdain.

how did he manage to talk to his crush? his cat peke j gets lost when he’s on his way to the pet store and ends up at their route on the way to the bookstore. they bump into him and return peke j to him after they find out he’s his pet. they’re like “you’re that pet store owner across the street. cute cat.” chifuyu.exe not found.

[hellcheerficdatabase]

Hungry Heart

Author: @midnightmunson

Rating/Warning: Teen and up audience Chapter Count: 1/1

Description: After he graduates, Eddie gets the go-ahead from his uncle Wayne to adopt a dog. Guess who they meet at the animal shelter?

Tags: Alternate Universe- no vecna, alternate universe- modern au, graduate Eddie, volunteer Chrissy, meet cute, fluff, tooth rottingly fluffy, unintentional wingman Wayne is my spirit animal, getting together, Eddie POV, one-shot, status: completed

[anrisimps]

"..The sight had no reason to look as arresting as it did but perhaps Choi Jung Soo had always been a fool for Kim Rok Soo."

[chibieggplant]

Law falls for you slow and steady

Trafalgar law Headcanons | When he has a crush on you

Law's crush on you manifests slowly and subtly. It starts with him noticing the way your eyes light up when discussing something you're passionate about or the kindness you show to others.

He often finds himself stealing glances at you when he thinks you're not looking, only to quickly avert his gaze when you catch him. Law tries to act cool and collected about it, but his crewmates soon start noticing him staring dreamily at you and you can bet they tease him mercilessly about it.

Law's normally precise and focused nature becomes slightly scattered when he's in your presence. He might find himself lost in thought, daydreaming about cute or romantic scenarios involving you, only to snap back to reality with an embarrassed expression.

Despite his tough exterior, Law is not immune to unintentionally blushing furiously or getting flustered around you. Compliment him or praise his skills as a doctor / fighter and he will turn into a stuttering mess.

Whenever you're around, Law's usually calm and collected demeanor becomes a bit more chaotic as he tries to hide his nerves. Suddenly he turns into Corazon and is now tripping over his feet and accidentally bumping into things.

Law's attempts at flirting with you are often hilariously awkward, he's not used to expressing his emotions openly. His deadpan delivery and bluntness don’t help his case either. Penguin tried to give him advice on how to be more romantic but it often comes out wrong. “You’re like the North Star in my chaotic sea of life…except, I’m not lost or anything. Just metaphoricaly…speaking.”

He often attempts to make conversation with you…key word being attempt “So um…did you hear about that new medical breakthrough? It’s fascinating stuff. Way less complicated than…emotions…did you know that the human heart beats around 100,000 times a day?”

He protective side comes out around you, subtly keeping an eye on you during battles or dangerous situations, ensuring you're safe without drawing too much attention to it…Though it’s painfully obvious to everyone else when the poster boy for sticking to the plan diverts his plan just to help you.

Law often overreacts when you have even the slightest injury or ailment, treating it as a major medical emergency. His crewmates find it amusing how he switches instantly into "doctor mode" for the smallest of issues when it comes to you. You have a small cut on your arm? He insists it needs to be sterilised immediately, let him look at it, it might need stitches.

As Law's feelings deepen, he finds himself drawn to your company more and more. He starts seeking opportunities to spend time together, whether it's finally coming out of his office to join you for lunch, or stealing you away to discuss strategies for upcoming missions because he needs your input…he doesn’t, he just hasn’t spoken to you in the past hour and he misses you.

Law's crewmates, particularly Bepo and Penguin, become keen observers of his behavior around you. They notice the subtle shifts in his demeanor, the way his gaze softens when he looks at you, and the genuine smiles that grace his usually stoic face in your presence.

Bepo, becomes his unintentional wingman, trying to nudge him closer to you whenever possible. Though his attempts often just make Law stumble into you. Bepo pushes him to compliment you “Doesn’t y/ns hair look nice today captain? Tell her it looks nice” *cue the adorable bear eyes that Law can’t say no to*

Over time, as your relationship deepens, Law might find the courage to subtly hint at his feelings, although he remains cautious about how you might respond. He’s already lost someone he loves once he can’t lose you too.

He starts leaving small gifts or tokens of affection for you in your room, though he would never admit they were from him. His gifts often end up being quirky or unconventional items that reflect his personality, like a tiny model of the Polar Tang or a cute plushie of Bepo.

Regardless of his reserved nature, Law's crush on you brings out a softer side of him. Over time, as trust and mutual understanding deepen between you and Law, he begins to open up more to you. He find himself sharing personal stories and memories of his past with you.

Despite being a former warlord, Law becomes a bit of a nervous wreck when he tries to confess his feelings to you. He rehearses his lines multiple times in the mirror, only to end up blurting out something completely different.

“You know I’ve performed countless surgeries but trying to fix my heart after meeting you is the toughest one yet…wait, that sounded smoother in my head. What I meant is that it seems that I have a significant affection coefficient towards you…dammit! I mean, I-i really like you a lot!”

Law’s crush on you blossoms into true love, he cherishes the bond you have that’s built on trust, respect and genuine care. You become a source of joy and lightheartedness during his chaotic days, bringing much needed colour and love to his life.

[double-features]

CINEMA NERD - MAX COOPERMAN x READER

≽^• ˕ • ྀི≼ ------ max cooperman x gn!reader

SUMMARY : when a film nerd gets invited to the movies by their cutie patootie best friend, sparks fly. reader geeks out over the movie related stuff and max just falls more in love with them. <3

WARNINGS : none!!

GENRE : fluff fluff fluff SO MUCH fluff

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Thank God for Jake being the number one wingman. Without him, Max would have never even gotten close to wooing you..

That wasn't actually the case. At least, not yet. Max was only on step.. uh.. whatever, of his plan to have you fall head over heels with him. Having grown up going to all the same schools, he had always known you as 'that one person in that one class', but when you guys both hit high school, that's when it all changed.

You became hot, and he was just a boy! He couldn't help it at all. Max, the usually dorky and overly confident wannabe fighter, and you, who somehow became the prettiest person he had ever seen in just the span of a summer break, only became a duo after the handiwork of his best man.

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“You see that kid over there? Brown hair, slightly chubby, dorky shirt.. That's Max. He really likes you.”

“Pardon?”

“You should talk to him, he's a bit weird at times, but he's sweet.”

“..Okay?”

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To this day, Jake still won't tell Max what he said to make you change your mind on him. Because after that day, you and him became inseparable. Whatever Jake said, it sparked a beautiful friendship between the two of you. Friendship, nothing more.

He learned everything about you, from the smallest details to every interest you had; the way you carried yourself and were so unashamed to be open around him made him feel special. He had seen you interact with your own friends before, but seeing you so up close and personal on a daily basis made him feel like one lucky son of a gun.

In fact, you even seemed to hang out with your original group of companions and started hanging out with his little group more; him, Jake, Baja.. And now, you.

Oftentimes you two would hang out at his house; that boy was rich, and his parents were barely ever home. Today was no different, you two were just curled up on one of the sofas, watching whatever shitty MMA movie Max picked out. You couldn't complain, there was something really heartwarming about him geeking out over his dorky interests.

There was a comfortable silence between you guys, until it was broken by Max speaking over the television. “Dude, you know what would be so awesome!?”

To which, you responded with the same amount of enthusiasm as he did, “What would be awesome?!”

“If we went on a movie date... I saw a trailer for this movie the other day.. It's that one new Woody Allen movie.”

That made you immediately perk up, but not the fact that he was finally asking you out on a date after all this time; no, because of the idea. “DUDE.. You might be onto something. Woody Allen is a sick director, he's made some real gems before. In my opinion, he is wildly brilliant in his abilities to dir--”

“So.. wait, just to be clear, is that a yes?”

“A yes to what?”

“Going on a date with me?” There was his awkward aura radiating off of him in that very moment. As much as he loved you rambling, he need an answer. He seriously hoped you to realize that this was an actual romantic date, and not just some hangout between friends.

Note, he still didn't know that you knew about him being totally enamored with you. So, in his mind, him asking you out on a date would be some big revelation for you to figure out he liked you.

“Well, obviously.”

“I mean, like, an actual date.”

“I knew what you meant, Cooperman.” You giggled and playfully rolled her eyes, the noise made Max's heart skip so many beats that he didn't know how he was still alive. Your unintentional cuteness was going to be the death of him one day.

He stared. You stared back. “And you're fine with that? Because I really like you and if you aren't actually serious about this I want to kn-”

“Oh! I already knew that.”

“You did?” And just like that, his heart felt like it dropped all the way to his stomach, while his face turned a noticeable shade of red out of embarrassment. Was he really that obvious? “How?”

“Jake told me, silly goose! Before we were even friends, he approached me and was like 'hey, my friend Max really likes you, you should talk to him', so I did. And I really don't regret it.”

So That's what Jake said.

“And you like me back?”

“Obviously I wouldn't have hung out with you so much if I didn't. And, obviously I wouldn't have agreed to a date if I don't like you back. You're really dense sometimes, you know that?”

“Holy shit!”

Just then, he started planning out every aspect of the date in his head. From what he would say to the subtle moves he would make during the movie, what he would wear and what snacks he would buy.. He needed this to be perfect! “So.. Meet me at the movie theater later? Around 7? That's when the movie's showing.”

“Of course! See you then!” You hopped up from the sofa and leaned down to press a soft kiss to his cheek, one to prove how absolutely serious you were about the date. You lingered by the couch for a couple seconds to gage his reaction, and proudly sauntered away once the heat rose to the place your lips were just seconds prior.

Woah. Max would either have to thank Jake for this later, or curse him out for being so straightforward about his feelings for you. Either way, it worked out well, so it would likely be the aforementioned.

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7 PM sharp, Max was already there. Actually, he arrived almost ten minutes before, just to give himself time to mentally prepare for the date.

At first, the dorky boy was going to go all out. Suit and tie and everything.. But then he called Jake, who laughed in his face and told him that he didn't need to try so hard; that you already liked him anyways. There was no need to try and impress you when you were already enamored with him.

So instead, he went with a pair of jorts and a brand new tee he had bought just for tonight. Just a plain white one, no cheesy print on it like usual. It was just the right amount of casual, not trying too hard, still being himself, but also not completely lazy. In his hand, he had a couple of hand picked dandelions, did he know that they were just weeds? Not at all. Plus, he didn't have time or money to buy you a real bouquet. It's the thought that counts!

When you arrived, you were met with the sight of him nervously swaying on the heels of his feet, looking around in every direction to search for you. When he saw you, he was in immediate awe. You were always so effortlessly good looking that it drove him insane, “Y/N! You look.. woah.”

Max was the one who would have this totally hot babe on his shoulder, nobody else, he pulled you. That was an absurd idea. Now, all he had to do was not make a fool out of himself, ask you out on a couple more dates, and finally be able to call you his own; easy enough, right? He caught himself staring for a bit too long and snapped back into reality once that thought kicked in, in an attempt to fix his mistake, he held out the sad little bouquet of dandelions.

You took them with a goofy grin plastered to your face, the way your eyes scanned over them with a seemingly ecstatic demeanor made him feel like he did something right.

Which, to you, he was already doing this entire thing right by taking you; the biggest film nerd ever, to the movie theaters. He knew you aspired to go into film when you graduated, and he really did pick the best possible option for a location to ask you out to, whether intentional or not. “Thanks, Max!”

“Anything for you, baby.”

Good God. There were so many things he wished he could've said in that moment, but instead he landed on quite possibly the worst option of the bunch. Just as he was about to fix himself, you cut him off with a squeaky chortle. “Baby?”

“Sorry, it slipped out, I didn't mean to,”

“Dude, no worries, I kinda like it.”

There was no denying the uncharacteristic behavior from him, truly, he didn't want to make a single mistake on this date. All the cocky dorkiness was replaced with a nervousness like no other. “Hell yeah! Noted! Soo, babe.. baby.. uhh, sweet cheeks, hot stuff, angel, babydoll--”

“Pushing it, Cooperman. You can only be so much of a Casanova.”

“--right, so, wanna watch that movie now? Trailers should be starting soon.”

You gave him a goofy grin, and he felt his heart flutter. Everything you did made him gravitate to you even more, even if you didn't even realize how absolutely precious you were to him. “Sounds awesome!”

With the confirmation, Max took that as his chance to (not so) subtly reach for your hand, lacing your fingers with his own as he confidently walked the two of you lovebirds inside. He was proud to show off a smoke show like you, he didn't even know how he managed to bag someone as angelic as his cinema nerd best friend.

Hand in hand, the two entered and were met with the overwhelming aroma of buttered popcorn, along with the smiling faces of ushers. A true movie paradise, you could practically break out into some big musical number over the feeling of being back in the theater after what felt like forever. Your eyes darted all over to look at the posters, subconsciously gripping onto the palm you held onto-- Max, on the other hand, was more focused on you and gauging your reactions.

He was totally doing this again one day. He was certain this is what love felt like, God, he had it bad for you. Max led you to the ticket booth and released the warmth he held onto, as much as he didn't want to, and instead leaned over the counter and whispered as if it were some massive secret what they were seeing. While he got to business, you began to wander around and look at the upcoming movie posters.

“Hey, so, between you and me.. You see that smokin' hot babe over there? What would be the best seats in the theater that are still open? I need them to have the best movie experience.”

The tired man who looked no older than thirty unamusedly eyed up where he gestured, and was met with a very awestruck version of you. Young love. You were so out of Max's league, yet here he was, getting the perfect date for you. “Depends on what you want to see.”

“That one Woody Allen movie that just came out. Y'know? I think it's called like.. Christina.. Vicky.. Paris? Or something like that. I don't know, man! I just saw a trailer and wanted to use it as an excuse to take her on a date!!” Max didn't even realize it himself, but this was probably the most panicked he had been over an event since.. like, forever!

“Jesus, calm down. Vicky Cristina Barcelona. There's a few good seats in the middle, you can either claim row F or row G. Take your pick.”

“F. I think.” Max reached into his pocket and pulled out some spare money he had so he could just pay and get it over with, so he could get to the date; he slid over a couple hundred dollars. “Keep the change.”

“Holy-! Overkill man! It was twenty dollars!”

“Keep it dude!”

“Alright. Damn. Enjoy your movie, I guess. Maybe don't be so nervous. You'll do fine.” Advice from a (usually) underpaid movie theater worker. Funny, Max went into this believing it would all be easy. But now? Now that he was actually on a date.. with you? He couldn't help but make a fool of himself.

But then he went back over to you and saw those big eyes of yours admiring a poster, and God, that mushy feeling returned. “You ready babe?”

“Maaaax!! We should see Burn After Reading after it comes out. It had Brad Pitt in it! And it's from the same dude who made Fargo! It'll be totally worth the watch,”

“Of course we can!” His response came before he even had the chance to think about it. “But, uh, are you ready or no? I just bought the tickets. I'll buy you whatever snacks you want.”

“Awe, thanks Max. I am. Some twizzlers sound nice. Ooh! And maybe some popcorn!”

Pure admiration in his eyes, he planted a hand on the small of your back and led you two to the concessions. He couldn't have been any more in love with you..

“Whatever you want, baby.”

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≽^• ˕ • ྀི≼ ------ reblogs & likes are always appreciated, keeps me motivated to continue creating :)

A/N : sorry for keeping you guys waiting for so long, finally got back to writing now that i dont have a pile up of missing work. i really like max yall

[incognito-lionbeast]

Thought: idol AU Bingqiu, but Binghe meets Shen Yuan because SY is friends with young, up-and-coming Gongyi Xiao-- whom he befriended through his connections as a rich second gen.... but also because of a sense of camaraderie with someone who'll clearly always live in Binghe's shadow and never alongside him. 😔 (Note that GYX doesn't think this way. Shen Yuan is projecting his own Yearning. Though, they are genuinely good friends regardless.)

In any case, Binghe fell violently in love with Shen Yuan after having met him a few times & inevitably getting Wife Beamed. Yet, he can't seem to get SY alone long enough to do anything about it. Insert barely contained seething jealousy IRT Gongyi Xiao.

...the same GYX whose manager has long been trying to covertly poach Binghe. But the brat only ever accepts his Friendly Invitations™ if Shen Yuan is invited, acting as the worst unintentional wingman & hating every minute of it.

There's some kind of quadrangle going on, but only one of the angles is Romantic. Though several are obsessive. And then there's Gongyi Xiao who frankly just wants to be friends with Shen Yuan & is ??? confused.

[speakercrab]

would they wingman for phoenix and edgeworth?

this is just my opinion but i have a lot of thoughts about this

Maya: yes. but 'wingman' is used very loosely here she is only doing it to mess with phoenix. she pushes him into edgeworth just to watch him fall over and if it helps it was unintentional.

Mia: no. while shes alive she doesnt like edgeworth and if phoenix got someone to channel her to wingman him she would punch him

Pearl: yes. i think she wants phoenix to be happy so she would try to help but 1. all her advice is from the pov of an eight year old and 2. shes much more interested in helping maya find someone than him

Larry: yes. and he would make things so much worse.

Gumshoe: yes. i think gumshoe would try the hardest out of anyone here and while he wouldnt have much success his heart is in the right place. he gives phoenix a lot of shovel talks though.

Franziska: absolutely not. literally anything else would be more worth her time.

Ema: no. child ema, like we saw with lana and mia, is completely oblivious to when people have feelings for each other. adult ema could not care less.

Apollo: no. if phoenix and edgeworth arent already together by the time they meet apollo, the idea of them dating is his nightmare scenario.

Klavier: no. he can barely make eye contact with phoenix, let alone wingman for him.

Trucy: yes. but again, i think she'd only do it to mess with phoenix. actively malicious wingmanning.

[dailydoodlesofp]

P being an unintentional wingman between Carlo and Romeo is so freaking adorable aaaaaaaaAAAAAAh

agree

[piratefishmama]

Some "After The End" facts about Nest for you, to clear up any questions anyone might be thinking about after the end because lmao i left a few strings loose, my bad:

Sadly, as a mated Alpha, Steve cannot continue his current role at the clinic because he'll always smell a little like another omega. HOWEVER, due to his truly spectacular self restraint with Eddie, due to how ready he was to put himself in danger for the sake of a patient, Owens had zero problems with promoting him to a supervisory/management role, so he wouldn't be dealing directly with the omegas anymore, just supervising the alphas on staff and providing them with support.

Gareth was very smug when he found out about them, proud of his unintentional wingmanning.

Robin didn't get in trouble for giving Eddie the tape.

Eddie still doesnt know what a scent mate is. Steve has tried explaining it.

Wayne's cold protective uncle thing very quickly melted under Steve's puppy eyes and golden retriever energy, it helped that Steve and his nephew were head over heels for each other too.

Eddie never has problems during his heat again, always very comfy and well looked after by his perfect Alpha. Pampered. He's very spoiled.

They wind up with three kids, two cats and a dog.

their eventually purchased house is chaos.

they regret nothing.