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ashipiko ¡ 5 months ago
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did someone say DANCE??????
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inspo and extra stuffs below!
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this was inSANE LIKE I WAS LIVEPOSTING MY REACTIONS TO MY FRIENDS AND THIS SCENE HAPPENED AND ACE GOT CLOSER LIKS???? I HAD TO TAKE MULTIPLE BREATHERS BECAUSE I WAS SIMPING SO BADLY 😭😭😭 the blush is real. it was horrible. so naturally the next day (today) I decided to do this </3 I DIDNT REALIZE THE ACEYUU CONTENT WAS THIS CRAZZYYYY DUDE HES NOT EVEN THE SSR!!!!!
AND. a close up because these two drive me NUTS!!!!!!! look at them. pspsps
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double-features ¡ 21 days ago
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CINEMA NERD - MAX COOPERMAN x READER
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≽^• ˕ • ྀི≼ ------ max cooperman x gn!reader
SUMMARY : when a film nerd gets invited to the movies by their cutie patootie best friend, sparks fly. reader geeks out over the movie related stuff and max just falls more in love with them. <3
WARNINGS : none!!
GENRE : fluff fluff fluff SO MUCH fluff
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Thank God for Jake being the number one wingman. Without him, Max would have never even gotten close to wooing you..
That wasn't actually the case. At least, not yet. Max was only on step.. uh.. whatever, of his plan to have you fall head over heels with him. Having grown up going to all the same schools, he had always known you as 'that one person in that one class', but when you guys both hit high school, that's when it all changed.
You became hot, and he was just a boy! He couldn't help it at all. Max, the usually dorky and overly confident wannabe fighter, and you, who somehow became the prettiest person he had ever seen in just the span of a summer break, only became a duo after the handiwork of his best man.
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“You see that kid over there? Brown hair, slightly chubby, dorky shirt.. That's Max. He really likes you.”
“Pardon?”
“You should talk to him, he's a bit weird at times, but he's sweet.”
“..Okay?”
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To this day, Jake still won't tell Max what he said to make you change your mind on him. Because after that day, you and him became inseparable. Whatever Jake said, it sparked a beautiful friendship between the two of you. Friendship, nothing more.
He learned everything about you, from the smallest details to every interest you had; the way you carried yourself and were so unashamed to be open around him made him feel special. He had seen you interact with your own friends before, but seeing you so up close and personal on a daily basis made him feel like one lucky son of a gun.
In fact, you even seemed to hang out with your original group of companions and started hanging out with his little group more; him, Jake, Baja.. And now, you.
Oftentimes you two would hang out at his house; that boy was rich, and his parents were barely ever home. Today was no different, you two were just curled up on one of the sofas, watching whatever shitty MMA movie Max picked out. You couldn't complain, there was something really heartwarming about him geeking out over his dorky interests.
There was a comfortable silence between you guys, until it was broken by Max speaking over the television. “Dude, you know what would be so awesome!?”
To which, you responded with the same amount of enthusiasm as he did, “What would be awesome?!”
“If we went on a movie date... I saw a trailer for this movie the other day.. It's that one new Woody Allen movie.”
That made you immediately perk up, but not the fact that he was finally asking you out on a date after all this time; no, because of the idea. “DUDE.. You might be onto something. Woody Allen is a sick director, he's made some real gems before. In my opinion, he is wildly brilliant in his abilities to dir--”
“So.. wait, just to be clear, is that a yes?”
“A yes to what?”
“Going on a date with me?” There was his awkward aura radiating off of him in that very moment. As much as he loved you rambling, he need an answer. He seriously hoped you to realize that this was an actual romantic date, and not just some hangout between friends.
Note, he still didn't know that you knew about him being totally enamored with you. So, in his mind, him asking you out on a date would be some big revelation for you to figure out he liked you.
“Well, obviously.”
“I mean, like, an actual date.”
“I knew what you meant, Cooperman.” You giggled and playfully rolled her eyes, the noise made Max's heart skip so many beats that he didn't know how he was still alive. Your unintentional cuteness was going to be the death of him one day.
He stared. You stared back. “And you're fine with that? Because I really like you and if you aren't actually serious about this I want to kn-”
“Oh! I already knew that.”
“You did?” And just like that, his heart felt like it dropped all the way to his stomach, while his face turned a noticeable shade of red out of embarrassment. Was he really that obvious? “How?”
“Jake told me, silly goose! Before we were even friends, he approached me and was like 'hey, my friend Max really likes you, you should talk to him', so I did. And I really don't regret it.”
So That's what Jake said.
“And you like me back?”
“Obviously I wouldn't have hung out with you so much if I didn't. And, obviously I wouldn't have agreed to a date if I don't like you back. You're really dense sometimes, you know that?”
“Holy shit!”
Just then, he started planning out every aspect of the date in his head. From what he would say to the subtle moves he would make during the movie, what he would wear and what snacks he would buy.. He needed this to be perfect! “So.. Meet me at the movie theater later? Around 7? That's when the movie's showing.”
“Of course! See you then!” You hopped up from the sofa and leaned down to press a soft kiss to his cheek, one to prove how absolutely serious you were about the date. You lingered by the couch for a couple seconds to gage his reaction, and proudly sauntered away once the heat rose to the place your lips were just seconds prior.
Woah. Max would either have to thank Jake for this later, or curse him out for being so straightforward about his feelings for you. Either way, it worked out well, so it would likely be the aforementioned.
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7 PM sharp, Max was already there. Actually, he arrived almost ten minutes before, just to give himself time to mentally prepare for the date.
At first, the dorky boy was going to go all out. Suit and tie and everything.. But then he called Jake, who laughed in his face and told him that he didn't need to try so hard; that you already liked him anyways. There was no need to try and impress you when you were already enamored with him.
So instead, he went with a pair of jorts and a brand new tee he had bought just for tonight. Just a plain white one, no cheesy print on it like usual. It was just the right amount of casual, not trying too hard, still being himself, but also not completely lazy. In his hand, he had a couple of hand picked dandelions, did he know that they were just weeds? Not at all. Plus, he didn't have time or money to buy you a real bouquet. It's the thought that counts!
When you arrived, you were met with the sight of him nervously swaying on the heels of his feet, looking around in every direction to search for you. When he saw you, he was in immediate awe. You were always so effortlessly good looking that it drove him insane, “Y/N! You look.. woah.”
Max was the one who would have this totally hot babe on his shoulder, nobody else, he pulled you. That was an absurd idea. Now, all he had to do was not make a fool out of himself, ask you out on a couple more dates, and finally be able to call you his own; easy enough, right? He caught himself staring for a bit too long and snapped back into reality once that thought kicked in, in an attempt to fix his mistake, he held out the sad little bouquet of dandelions.
You took them with a goofy grin plastered to your face, the way your eyes scanned over them with a seemingly ecstatic demeanor made him feel like he did something right.
Which, to you, he was already doing this entire thing right by taking you; the biggest film nerd ever, to the movie theaters. He knew you aspired to go into film when you graduated, and he really did pick the best possible option for a location to ask you out to, whether intentional or not. “Thanks, Max!”
“Anything for you, baby.”
Good God. There were so many things he wished he could've said in that moment, but instead he landed on quite possibly the worst option of the bunch. Just as he was about to fix himself, you cut him off with a squeaky chortle. “Baby?”
“Sorry, it slipped out, I didn't mean to,”
“Dude, no worries, I kinda like it.”
There was no denying the uncharacteristic behavior from him, truly, he didn't want to make a single mistake on this date. All the cocky dorkiness was replaced with a nervousness like no other. “Hell yeah! Noted! Soo, babe.. baby.. uhh, sweet cheeks, hot stuff, angel, babydoll--”
“Pushing it, Cooperman. You can only be so much of a Casanova.”
“--right, so, wanna watch that movie now? Trailers should be starting soon.”
You gave him a goofy grin, and he felt his heart flutter. Everything you did made him gravitate to you even more, even if you didn't even realize how absolutely precious you were to him. “Sounds awesome!”
With the confirmation, Max took that as his chance to (not so) subtly reach for your hand, lacing your fingers with his own as he confidently walked the two of you lovebirds inside. He was proud to show off a smoke show like you, he didn't even know how he managed to bag someone as angelic as his cinema nerd best friend.
Hand in hand, the two entered and were met with the overwhelming aroma of buttered popcorn, along with the smiling faces of ushers. A true movie paradise, you could practically break out into some big musical number over the feeling of being back in the theater after what felt like forever. Your eyes darted all over to look at the posters, subconsciously gripping onto the palm you held onto-- Max, on the other hand, was more focused on you and gauging your reactions.
He was totally doing this again one day. He was certain this is what love felt like, God, he had it bad for you. Max led you to the ticket booth and released the warmth he held onto, as much as he didn't want to, and instead leaned over the counter and whispered as if it were some massive secret what they were seeing. While he got to business, you began to wander around and look at the upcoming movie posters.
“Hey, so, between you and me.. You see that smokin' hot babe over there? What would be the best seats in the theater that are still open? I need them to have the best movie experience.”
The tired man who looked no older than thirty unamusedly eyed up where he gestured, and was met with a very awestruck version of you. Young love. You were so out of Max's league, yet here he was, getting the perfect date for you. “Depends on what you want to see.”
“That one Woody Allen movie that just came out. Y'know? I think it's called like.. Christina.. Vicky.. Paris? Or something like that. I don't know, man! I just saw a trailer and wanted to use it as an excuse to take her on a date!!” Max didn't even realize it himself, but this was probably the most panicked he had been over an event since.. like, forever!
“Jesus, calm down. Vicky Cristina Barcelona. There's a few good seats in the middle, you can either claim row F or row G. Take your pick.”
“F. I think.” Max reached into his pocket and pulled out some spare money he had so he could just pay and get it over with, so he could get to the date; he slid over a couple hundred dollars. “Keep the change.”
“Holy-! Overkill man! It was twenty dollars!”
“Keep it dude!”
“Alright. Damn. Enjoy your movie, I guess. Maybe don't be so nervous. You'll do fine.” Advice from a (usually) underpaid movie theater worker. Funny, Max went into this believing it would all be easy. But now? Now that he was actually on a date.. with you? He couldn't help but make a fool of himself.
But then he went back over to you and saw those big eyes of yours admiring a poster, and God, that mushy feeling returned. “You ready babe?”
“Maaaax!! We should see Burn After Reading after it comes out. It had Brad Pitt in it! And it's from the same dude who made Fargo! It'll be totally worth the watch,”
“Of course we can!” His response came before he even had the chance to think about it. “But, uh, are you ready or no? I just bought the tickets. I'll buy you whatever snacks you want.”
“Awe, thanks Max. I am. Some twizzlers sound nice. Ooh! And maybe some popcorn!”
Pure admiration in his eyes, he planted a hand on the small of your back and led you two to the concessions. He couldn't have been any more in love with you..
“Whatever you want, baby.”
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≽^• ˕ • ྀི≼ ------ reblogs & likes are always appreciated, keeps me motivated to continue creating :)
A/N : sorry for keeping you guys waiting for so long, finally got back to writing now that i dont have a pile up of missing work. i really like max yall
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absolutebl ¡ 9 months ago
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Hi P'ABL. Not sure if you have answered something like this before, I couldn't find it with search, but what are your favorite "Oh" scenes? Either "Oh I'm (or he's) gay" or "Oh I'm in love with this person". Asking this question after rewatching Ep 4 of Bad Buddy and watching Qian's reaction to seeing BL novels in Zhi Yuan's room.
Light Bulb Moments in BL!
Ooooh, good question. And no I haven't answered it before. You mean specifically the viewer coming to this realization?
My Favorite: Oh HE V GAY!
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Takara just looking at Amagi.
A reading K's mind in the elevator in either Cherry Magic.
The New Employee at the dinner party across the table from the boss with the two queers being like: "Us? Dating? Are you cray, we hella rainbow."
This moment in Jun & Jun:
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And then the "not instantly moving away" utterly flirtatious response.
City boy finding the hot farmer's little box of Pride on the shelf in Some More
To My Star - surprise robe flashing moment (I also love Addicted's execution of this one but it doesn't count as an ah-ha moment, just a big fat tease - pun intended)
This character's admission in Nobleman Ryu's Wedding:
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MinSung on that train with the earbuds in Wish You.
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Solo walking into that cafe in Oxygen.
Fighter meeting Tutor in Why R U?
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Step by Step at the gay club, I mean FINALLY.
I'll just call him my wife in SOTUS.
This scene in I Feel You Linger in the Air:
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My Favorite: Oh I'm in love with him
Eternal Yesterday, that damn look in the rain, holly hell (the cool thing about this one is ... it's mutual)
Aoki climbing into the plastic bag in My Love Mix-Up - I mean, COME ON, how gay is that? "oh no! I'm into love with him, I am trash, must be ultra dramatic about it"
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Unintentional Love Story the agony of realizing he's in love with someone he has to deceive and betray - those EYES
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Mark running after the Taxi in Love is Science?
Ai's "what is going on" in Love By Chance
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Pete's AH HA moment in Kiss Me Again
Pretty much most of Love Sick. It's kinda the point of the show. But you can never get away from this one:
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Possibly one of the most iconic moments in all BL.
Anytime the character starts swearing and is mad at himself when he realizes he is in love: Semantic Error, The Eclipse.
Pretty much all 3 leads swapping both of these "ah ha" moments back and forth in Light On Me
Honorable mention: Someone ELSE in the story's "oh HE'S in love with him?!"
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PitchBank, need I say more? (Golden Blood)
Takara's bestie just focused in on Takara's actions around Amagi for the whole day at school and then being like, "Oh I was teasing them but my friend is IN LOVE. Activate WINGMAN mode."
Are we surprised Suzuki Jin appears twice on this list?
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Also no shocker this list is full of JBL, they very good at this kind of thing since a lot of it is eye work and thirst.
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ace-and-the-rpg-horrors ¡ 11 months ago
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Shizurui's feelings for each other headcanons (can't believe i've not done this yet, i should have my badge revoked, honestly-)
- as i'm pretty sure all us like... five Shizurui-ers agree, Rui definitely fell first
- minor celebrity crush ever since he was introduced to MMJ! that he didn't think would mean anything. but then after he properly spent time with her on the school trip?
- kaboom, cue falling head over heels queerplatonically <3
- disaster. absolute disaster, he is. he's so obvious about it despite his best efforts not to be
- during W x S rehearsal, Emu'll be chatting about her school day and who she talked to- everyone else catches on to how Rui seems more interested in her rambles immediately after Shizuku's name's mentioned
- even Leo/need finds out about it through Tsukasa and Emu and are gossiping about it. a bit of Shiho has withered away and died at the thought of her sister getting close with Tsukasa's somehow even more chaotic friend /silly
- Shizuku doesn't realise SHE likes him more than an acquaintance, let alone being aware of the other way round
- she subconsciously tries finding excuses to spend time with him <3
- "oh dear :(( i broke the microwave again :(( i suppose i'll have to call Kamishiro-san :(( and he'll spend time telling me how to fix it :(( such a shame... :)"
- it helps that all her friends now direct her to Rui when she has tech issues since they're aware the two know of each other's existences now!! they all reckon it's a miracle they met, since he's the rare one who won't ever get tired of explaining anything related to tech again and again <3 (especially since it's her)
- she definitely takes advantage of that without meaning to. whattt, just wanting to talk to him? as far as she knows, she's just mysteriously become more aware of how often she struggles with computers and appliances!!
- Tsukasa unintentional, oblivious wingman?? TSUKASA UNINTENTIONAL, OBLIVIOUS WINGMAN!!
- "ahaha, Shizuku!! absolutely wonderful show last weekend, we all went to see it and agreed it was marvellous!! especially Rui, actually, i recall him murmuring that you looked "ethereal," haha!! i'm sure he was quite impressed by the stage lighting then!!"
- rest in peace, Rui Kamishiro, he died too young
- 'tis all well though, since Shizuku, OF COURSE, believes he was just on about lights. (and was totally NOT disappointed when she heard Tsukasa's conclusion, nope, not at all, that would be so silly, to expect Rui was complimenting HER and not just the technical aspect of the show, wouldn't it? these idiots /most affectionate)
- Nene makes fun of Rui endless
- once she (almost immediately) pieced it together, she started doing shit like playing a Shizuku focused song to grab his attention when he's absorbed in tinkering and completely tuning everything else out. and then she loses her mind when it WORKS
- "oh, so THAT makes you finally look up?"
- Emu, the most emotionally intelligent character in the game, in my (correct) opinion, also just knows instantly and definitely thinks they're adorable and is VERY straightforward about it
- "Rui-kun, Rui-kun, i have the most WONDERHOY idea, wahahahaha!! you and Hinomori-senpai should TOTALLY go on a DATE over there, at the Ferris Wheel!! :D "
- "...!!"
- "ehhhh?? are you okay?? you look like your heart went crash-bam-boom!!"
- "... Emu-kun, we are very lucky i had paused eating just now because i do not believe you are quite vertically gifted enough to perform the Heimlich maneuver on me."
- Emu wingman number two? Emu wingman number two!!
- it actually gives Rui so much stress that Emu goes to the same school as Shizuku, cause you just know she might let something slip without even meaning to. not like Shizuku would catch on in the vast majority of cases though
- you could have all their friends waving a massive sign at her reading "RUI KAMISHIRO LIKES YOU" in gigantic, lit up letters and she'd be like "aww~ that's so very sweet, i didn't know Kamishiro-san was such a passionate fan of idols!! hehe, i'll remember to thank him for supporting our group so much...!!"
in conclusion: one of them is as oblivious as one can possibly get while the other gets to be nothing of the sort, thanks to his friends constantly reminding him of his feelings at every chance!!
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heartf4iry ¡ 1 year ago
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💘 hihi! :) it's been a long while... but i finally decided 2 write something! ellie plays the guitar 4 u! i wrote this a while ago n just revised, so... ermmm, enjoy! mwaaah 💋
cw: none!! :D my first fluff piece on tumblr tho, like. ever. beware.
<3
ellie’s room is dim, lamp casting a honey glow that warms the poster-filled walls, a comforting air swimming about in the mellow atmosphere. her room has pretty much become your room, too, things like clothes and underwear and tiny trinkets littering themselves around her space.
tonight was just another one of your sleepovers. you’d watched movies, ate bag after bag of stale, yet buttery popcorn, raged over stupid board games, and even went for your nightly can’t-sleep-walks down the block and back.
ellie’s bedside clock reads past midnight, but you’re sure it’s beyond that with how tired and restless you are. luckily, the two of you remain alone in the home, so, curfew was out the window.
…well, there was joel asleep in his room down the hall, along with his thundering snores, but he didn't count.
it's one of those nights where neither of you can sleep and the nuisance by the name of boredom keeps you awake. now in your last resorts, ellie's sat in her desk chair facing you, eyes on her guitar while you admired the scene before you.
her freckles wink in the toasty light. her fingers work skillfully against the strings that sound an unknown, yet delicate tune. she hums lyrics under her breath of a song that lie unfinished in her journal, but, you remember her ticklish whisper against your ear referring to the words being about you one dazed, giggly night.
you’re laid on your stomach on her bed, fiddling with a tiny astronaut figure she's named neil, or space guy, or… whatever. you’d stick to neil for now as you listened to her play.
she then stops, exhaling a deep, dreadful sigh. she rocks side to side in the chair, lifting her eyes to study you. taking in your eyes, your soft, in slight parted lips. you pretend not to feel her gaze that makes you burn all over with a bashful smile, focusing on tiny neil in your hands.
“stop staring,” you mutter, flashing hot all over when her eyes don't shy away. ellie was always the type to gawk at pretty girls wherever, whenever. whether it was a double take (to see some ass) or just a simple and purely, unintentional perverted stare, the action was just an ellie thing to do. it was something that she knew would be deemed as problematic, or just fucking creepy, but—fast forward a few years later, and a few motivational pep talks from trusty wingman dina, here she was with one of the pretty girls she caught herself staring at the most. not even that, but currently in her room, on her bed, and ellie thinks she just might burst.
ellie shakes her head, placing her forearm on the body of the guitar to rest her chin atop her arm.
“can't. you're too pretty not to,” she rasps, voice low and teasing that urges a plethora of tingles to rise in your stomach. “literally shutup.” you groan, masking the complaint with a breathy laugh.
she chuckles, “what? can't look at my girlfriend now?”
“no you.. creep.” you break into a sudden yawn, the woozy sensation of sleep begging to bury you in its blanket of slumber.
“tired?” ellie notices, yawning right after you. so it really is contagious, she thinks. your lazy nodding is simple confirmation of her question.
“well, i could… play a song for you? anything you want.” ellie begins, grinning once your eyes catch hers. “got any suggestions?” you hum in curiosity, not even a second passing before a song appears in your mind.
“oh! the glue song!”
ellie’s eyes narrow, brows dropping when the words slip from your mouth. “the... glue song?”
you roll your eyes in obviousness at her confusion. “yes, the glue song. by that girl? umm... beabadoobee?”
“…beabawho?”
“ellie, the one! that’s like, i’ve never known someone like youuu… huuu...”
silence. the room was so still you could hear the crickets outside chirping in the grass. ellie just stares at you with an anticipating smile when you stop singing the line, and under an instance you feel shy and embarrassed and small under her burning gaze.
“okay, yeah? ...go on.”
“noo..”
“keep going! babe—“
you huff out a sigh, rolling onto your back. your head hangs off the edge of the bed now and everything, even puzzled ellie, is upside down. “c’mon, will you just play it already? m’tired… and… y’know the song right?”
ellie snickers, her feet swinging back and forth under the chair in subtle amusement. “of course i do. but you’re definitely singing it to me someday. no take backs.”
you blow your eyes out in playful annoyance. “yeahyeah. whatever.”
as if she was going to start, she looks down at her guitar before her eyebrows raise, “anddd what do i get in return?”
you smile, a sly one, “hmm... a thousand kisses and, a trip inside my space exhibit.”
ellie freezes. “holy shit! babe? you own a space exhibit? sounds sick, we should go sometime.”
“i meant my—ellie.”
“okay. okay. bossy. anything for my girlfriend, yeah? my favorite girlfriend,” ellie peeks at you through her lashes, green eyes twinkling a blend of silvery emerald in the low lamplight. she grins at the way your expression melts into warmth, though it's hard to tell when you're upside down.
“el, i think... i’m your only girlfriend.”
“yeah, but... you're my favorite. there's a difference, babe.”
“ell-“
“the song. i know.” she exhales a dry chuckle, “justtt messin’ with you.”
ellie adjusts her posture and drums her fingertips against the strings to develop a familiar feel.
you're quick to flip on your side and plop your head against her pillow, shimming around to get comfortable for your own personal late night show—staring the talented and sexy, ellie williams.
ellie shuffles in her seat before grabbing the neck of her guitar, the other going over the body. her brows pinch inward when she tries to recall the tune, nodding in confirmation to herself once the familiar notes appear in mind.
she then halts to look at you, “ready?”
“yep. song's been stuck in my head all day.” you break into a smile out of pure excitement, and ellie chuckles at the sight.
finger antsy against the strings, she takes a deep breath, as she always does before she plays; especially for you. “whew, okay. uh, okay.” ellie’s played countless times in a setting like this, in her room with you, home alone while she sat on the bed and you watched in the chair or vice versa. yet, she's still found herself jittery, unsure, doubtful, of her own abilities. even in the comfort of your presence. one of ellie’s fears: failing to impress her girlfriend.
as if you had read her mind, your soft line of reassurance sucks her out of her busy, crowded mind. “ellie, hey, s’okay. promise i'll love it.”
ellie looks down at her feet, then up to you. “you sure?”
“so sure. i always do. ever heard of... wasshisname... jimi hendrix? you're like him.” you giggle, and ellie flashes a sheepish grin, looking down to her leg she didn't even realize was bouncing. it stops. “oh shit—uh, jimi? definitely not him babe.”
“mm, well i think so. c’mere.” you lean forward with your hands planted on her bed, lips puckered. “kiss for extra promising.”
ellie breaks into a warm smile at your mumbled words and reciprocates the action. not once, but twice, just because. in all honesty, your lips against hers did help simmer a few bustling nerves. even if she was backstage of an awaiting, roaring crowd, ellie thinks the tiny, feathery kiss would root away every bit of anxiousness.
after a moment of stillness, she begins, and the first few strums make your heart flutter. you grow all warm and fuzzy, similar to the first time she's played guitar for you. the urge to melt into mush right then and there and pool at her feet is strong when she was playing like that.
all you can do is watch her, hearts practically pumping in your eyes. ellie catches your lovesick expression, her lips twitching into a smile as she continues. the tune is cozy, and you didn’t know if it was ellie's playing lulling you or if it was past midnight—the dimly lit room failing to do you any good as your eyes became heavier, and heavier.
when ellie begins singing, oh so gentle and velvety sweet—i've never known someone like youuuuu, her eyes don't dare to leave yours, singularly singing to you like you were the only one in the whole wide world.
a cheesy smile spreads onto your lips, your cheeks rising in romantic warmth before ellie's the first to look away, eyes on her fingers that pluck the strings, carefully going over each note so it could be perfect, just for you, her "favorite" only girlfriend.
you don't remember much, other than ellie... and ellie being cute and the best girlfriend on earth and... oh yeah, ellie, before your eyes closed. when she’s nearing the end, you’re already softly snoring.
with one last strum, ellie sets the guitar down against the desk, and can’t help but smile fondly at the sight. your breathing slow and your expression peaceful, a silky golden glow resting over your features.
ellie doesn't know if she's ever loved a person as much as she's loved you. what she does know, is that this will be a thing she'll forever look forward to. as sappy as that sounds, she believes nights like these with her guitar and favorite person would be cherished in her heart, endlessly.
she’s glad she was able to get you to sleep, knowing you'd say something about her being the perfect lullaby when you wake tomorrow. a silent chuckle leaves her lips at the thought.
ellie leans down to place a shy kiss on your forehead, switching off the lamp and whispering, “night babe, hope you loved it.”
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sofasoap ¡ 1 year ago
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Rodolfo "Rudy” Parra
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Love at first sight  Has spring finally came for Rudy? Love at first sight - 2 Alejandro the wingman. Love at first sight-3 The realisation, the denial, realisation and heartache. Love at first sight -4 Unintentional exposures. leading to embarrassments. Love at first sight 5 You made up your mind. But the universe isn’t kind to you or Rudy.
Love at first sight 6 Finally letting your feelings known.
Love at first sight - Epilogue Two love birds finally got together. To the relief of everyone. Love at first sight - life and death Life doesn't always play a fair game. Love at first sight - life and death 2
Love at first sight - What if? What if you were the one that fell head over heel for Rudy first?
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atomicwinnerdreamland ¡ 8 months ago
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CALIYORK!!! <3
they're too cute! and special thanks to Mass for being their unintentional wingman 💪
New York: (walks in, looking around casually)
Mass: What are you looking for?
New York: My will to live
California: (walks in)
New York: Oh, there it is
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ohthatstragic ¡ 2 years ago
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I Loved Them, Goose - p.m
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a/n: this was painful to write, i hate writing sad mav, it's so disheartening :( luv him too much. also ik this gif is from TG:M, but it's fitting for this one shot... it's a little short, but, i hope this was what you wanted anon, if not i'm happy to rework it for you!! < 3
also pls don’t repost or translate any of my work.. i don’t give you permission to do that.
pairings: young!maverick x gn!reader
warnings: angst, reader death, funeral
wc: 1,365
the request: 'can you do like a really angsty young maverick x reader where it is the reader instead of goose dying please I love your work 💜'
i listened to another love but the slowed version whilst writing this rip, that shit HURT
Droplets of rain pattered on the asphalt, the clear beads exploding against the hard ground like a million ballerinas dancing upon it. It was the day of your funeral, and they had laid your coffin to rest around thirty minutes ago. Most of the attendees had dissipated from the cemetary, but not Maverick. He stood straight with his head facing downward; his smart, black military cap tucked underneath his arm. The rain drenched his dark-cocoa coloured hair, flattening it against his forehead. Small droplets of rain dripped down his skin, it was like the weather had given him a way to hide his forthcoming tears. "I'm sorry, Mav," A choked, quiet voice came from behind the young pilot, making his ears twitch at the familiar voice he loved so dearly. Goose's voice was somewhat comforting to him, but it wasn't yours.
You had been Maverick's RIO to replace Goose as he had a family emergency to attend to. The two of you had been training for Top Gun, being Iceman's wingman for the lesson. Ice's jet-wash had sent your plane into an uncontrollable and unrecoverable flat spin as he pulled out from the shot he was going to take. Maverick's mind was haunted by your shouts of distress, his knees suddenly feeling weak as he reeled his mind back to the moment he watched your lifeless, limp body float down to the sea. Goose had learnt of your death after he returned to Top Gun to find Maverick absolutely broken. It was like he was a totally different man entirely. His cocky persona had completely melted away and it revealed his fragile and delicate side.
Maverick was fighting back strangling sobs beneath his emotionless façade as he stared down at your new, forever home, and it disturbed Goose at how 'calm' the naval aviator seemed. "They'd want you to be happy." Goose spoke again, his mouth hanging open as he squinted against the pelting rain, the outward-poking rim of his military cap not doing much to protect his face from the wet weather. Maverick didn't dare turn around to face Goose and expose his ailing will to keep going. Instead, he swallowed slowly, giving a single nod of his head.
"I know." Maverick whispered, almost to himself at how quiet he spoke. He could feel the protective wall he had built for today beginning to crumble like a sandcastle as he thought back to your screams of terror as the two of you plummeted to the ground, torturing himself with the guilt that was laden within his rigid body. Goose watched Maverick's shoulders begin to shake uncontrollably, his once silent sobs becoming audible.
"Mav!" You screamed, your heart beat was going ridiculously fast now and you were sure if this crash didn't kill you, the oncoming heart-attack would.
"Y/C/S, Y/C/S, I'm losing control, I'm losing control! I-I can't control it!" Maverick shouted, his hands gripping the centre joystick like it was the last thing on Earth.
"Altitude eight thousand," You choked out, your head pressed up against the canopy from the insane gravitational push from your unintentional free-fall. "Seven thousand!" You gasped, your terrified eyes never leaving the spiralling needle. "Shit, six thousand, Mav!"
"I've fallen forwards, Y/C/S, I can't reach the ejection handle!" Maverick shouted hoarsely and swallowed, trying to gain control of his compressing lungs. "Y/C/S! You've gotta punch us out! I can't reach the ejection handle, eject!" Maverick hopelessly shouted again, making you push yourself against the side of the canopy in a weak attempt to grasp onto the yellow rings above your head. Your arms and back burned as you forced your body to do the unimaginable, fighting against gravity itself to save your lives. "Eject, eject, eject!" He yelled. You missed once, then twice, and then you caught it, sparks surrounding you as the canopy was launched off the top of the jet. Your seat ejected first, a puff of smoke emitting from below it. Suddenly, a loud crack, and it was black.
Maverick's seat was next, and his arms crossed against his chest as he was shot up into the air, parachute deploying as soon as his chair was released. His breaths were ragged and heavy as he desperately glanced around to find your figure, and to his dismay, he found it. He felt his body go numb as his eyes lingered on your limp body, your arms hanging down like you were a puppet on strings. "Y/N?!" He called out hoarsely, his heart beginning to race for all the wrong reasons. 
As the pair of your bodies hit the water, Maverick was on you like a rocket, his lips quivering as he screamed your name out, praying, begging for a reply. But he got nothing back. "Y/C/S!" Maverick screeched, his arms splashing against the water as he reached you, the self-deploying lifeboat raising your body up underneath the pile of soaking parachute. He clambered on top of the inflatable, his body aflame with unbearable pain and fatigue. Maverick's trembling fingers fisted the parachute, desperately digging through the nylon material to retrieve your body. He felt his chest explode as he saw patches of bright, red blood stain his fingers as he found your head, your helmet was broken in half; blood staining your once-white helmet. "No..." Maverick breathed out, his voice breaking as he realised what had happened. His reckless behaviour had killed you. A high-pitched ringing sounded through his ears. "Y/N!" He screamed once more, his jaw clenching in distress as he hopelessly stared down at you, blinking rapidly; tears dripping from his lashes. "Please, wake up, Y/N, please-" He cried out, his hands clutching your head against his chest, fingers brushing the bloodied and matted hair out of your lifeless eyes.
"Let them go!" A voice shouted out from beside Maverick and he whipped his head up to look at them, spotting 'US NAVY' scrawled across the side of the helicopter.
"It's my fault that they're dead, Goose." Maverick whispered.
The RIO felt his heart splinter as he witnessed Maverick's breakdown. "It wasn't your fault, Mav," Goose sucked in a shaky breath as he approached his best friend, his eyes beginning to flood with uncontrollable tears. Maverick lost it. He turned around, his head falling against Goose's sopping wet chest with a thud, his hoarse, desperate breaths and silent cries were the only thing - other than the torrential rain - that echoed through the grave yard. Maverick flailed his trembling arms around Goose, his wobbly hands fisting the back of his RIO's uniform. "I know," Goose bit down harshly on his bottom lip, moustache twitching as he hopelessly tried to stay strong for his best friend. Goose was hurting too, he was also your best friend and he'd made many memories with you over the past year, but he knew how Maverick felt about you. He loved you, deeply. Truly. More than a friend, and you'd never know that because he never told you. The pilot had buried his feelings for you deep down inside him and drowned his sorrows in floods of women and one night stands; the courage to tell you never arriving.
"I loved them, Goose," Maverick cried out with agony, making Goose squeeze his eyes shut as thunder rumbled above them, the rain beginning to pelt down twice as hard now. "I loved Y/N..." He whispered, his silent sobs scraping against his sore, throbbing throat. "And I never told.." Maverick trailed off, another series of miserable whimpers and strangled sobs leaving his juddering chest.
"I think they knew, Mav." Goose replied quietly, his red, teary eyes falling to your shining headstone. The bubbles of rain dripped down the white stone, making it look like it was weeping. The moustached-RIO read the headstone silently to himself, the words stabbing his chest like a knife.
IN MEMORY OF
Y/N L/N
LT
US NAVY
Y/B/D 1965 - JUNE 5 1986
Goose shook his head vigorously in a pathetic attempt to forget what he had just so clearly read, the reality of it all becoming too much for him. Amongst Maverick's wretched and broken-hearted cries, Goose gazed up to the sky, his eyes flinching at the drops of rain that fell into them. The clouds above were grey and depressing, almost fitting for such an event. Despite the morbid reason him and Maverick were standing where they were, you would have loved the weather. Rainstorms were your favourite. It was almost as if the Universe was waving you off, too.
i hope this was okay, i wanted to do it from a flashback perspective :,(
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kageyuji ¡ 4 years ago
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accidentally grabbing his crush’s ass
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⤡ kuroo, bokuto, iwaizumi, akaashi, kageyama ; gn!reader
tags: the title of these hcs lol, vague sexual innuendos(?), kuroo’s is kind of friends to ass-grabbing if you squint
notes: i did hcs like this a while back if these feel familiar, plagiarism isn’t sexy <3 although reblogs are highly appreciated
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━━ KUROO
kenma was not a good wingman. at all.
but he tried his best </3
which was why he had invited both you and kuroo to hang out with him, the three of you were friends after all
kenma had planned on “accidentally” locking you two in a room together
what kenma hadn’t planned on was kuroo embarrassing himself before kenma even had the chance to put his plan in action
kuroo was crouched on the floor trying to fix kenma’s gaming system (god knows why it chose today to eat the game card)
he was completely unaware you were standing behind him and, somehow, in his peripheral he had assumed you were kenma’s desk chair
reaching behind himself to grab the chair and pull it over so he could sit in it, his eyes and one hand were still occupied
the other hand was now on your ass
it doesn’t register in his mind at first, he just knows that whatever he’s grabbing it isn’t the chair he thought
he literally turns his head slowly and when he looks at you hes like 😃
“ahah whoops”
“i’m so sorry, i was reaching for the chair”
“kuroo your hand is still on my ass”
he takes his hand away and then apologizes again but there is no hope for him, not when he is red to the tips of his ears
not to mention kenma, who is snickering a few feet away from the cataclysm that just unfolded infront of him
━━ BOKUTO
bokuto koutarou: king of not paying attention to what he is doing
especially not around you, he’s so focused on being perfect to impress you that he often ends up ignoring the minor things — the things that make you realize just how clumsy but sweet he actually is
you’d went to watch him at practice, who were you to turn him down when he said you were welcome to come?
plus, the entire team knew about his crush (it was hard not to with how much he talked about you) and they wanted to meet the person who always made their captain so starstuck and giddy
his eyes were focused on the volleyball court; he couldn’t look at you, he was putting on a serious act in hopes that you’d like him
that’s why when he reached behind himself for a volleyball he accidentally grabbed your ass
immediately realizes what he’s done, turns around and starts apologizing
he gets all pouty as well. he thinks you won’t like him now, even worse he thinks he’s offended you and now you hate him
“i didn’t mean- y/n, i swear i was grabbing a ball, i would never- :(((“
please tell him it’s ok he looks so sad
━━ IWAIZUMI
hajime iwaizumi: king of not paying attention to what he’s doing part 2
it’s not that he’s inherently oblivious to everything, he just. notices what needs to be noticed and passes over everything else
but he hadn’t heard you walk into the gym, hadn’t seen you sit on the bench in front of him when he knelt down beside his gym bag
oikawa knew you were there, so of course he smiled and loudly called “iwa-chan!”
iwaizumi, of course, went to stand up and grabbed at the bench to help himself
the bench he didn’t realize you were sitting on
so when he grabbed your waist, he also was pulling you to him. unintentionally, of course, but he was doing it nonetheless
which ended up with you falling (or rather, being dragged) off the bench and into iwa’s lap
both of you have to take a moment to process what just happened
eventually you both come to the realization that you’re sitting between his legs with his hands still somewhat on your hips and somewhat on your ass
he doesn’t want to push you off of him, but you’re currently still trying to process the situation and not moving
so he takes his hands from under your ass and slips away from behind you
“i uhm... i’m sorry, y/n. i didn’t see you, i thought i was grabbing the bench-”
“it’s alright iwa! accidents happen.”
he’ll never admit that he’s blushing. oikawa, makki, and mattsun laughing does not help the red tint in his cheeks though
━━ AKAASHI
bless his heart omg,,,, anyways SHDBSJDB
bokuto is a good wing man!! or at least he thinks he is 😀
but he had successfully talked you into coming to practice with him and akaashi
there wasn’t much convincing to do though, considering you had had a crush on akaashi for ages and would jump at any opportunity to be around him
but nevertheless, akaashi was setting for bokuto as always. the bin of volleyballs he always had was right beside him
...except it was on the opposite side he was used to, being that bokuto had insisted it be moved so you could stand near akaashi
he reached behind himself for a ball, but accidentally grabbing your ass instead
he realizes his mistake as soon as hes made it
even though he takes his hand back and is already stumbling out an apology, he has to turn and look at you because oh my god he did not just do that,,, oh no he did
eventually he manages to sting enough words together that it sounds something like an apology — he is sorry, he’s just far too embarrassed by what just happened to form a proper sentence
“it’s ok! don’t worry, things happen. i know you didn’t mean it” and suddenly akaashi knows that hes in deep
“uhm- yeah, sorry again. maybe you can just hand me the balls from now on ok?”
━━ KAGEYAMA
either kageyama was going to kill hinata or hinata was going to kill him, he didn’t mind which came first
hinata had invited both of you to a restaurant with him, and then ditched just as soon as you and kageyama had both arrived
of course, to you it was just bad timing. to kageyama however, he knew this was hinata’s attempt to get you to closer
kageyama tobio, who had no clue how to talk to his crush, was going to sit in a restaurant alone with you
much to his surprise though, he found himself enjoying your company. you were much kinder and easier to talk to than he had imagined in his mind, that much was clear
but of course he had to mess up. and of course it was in the most (though unintentional) perverted way
he reached to hold the door open for the people behind you whenever you were leaving but had miscalculated where you were walking
meaning he had his hand rested on your ass instead of the door
he jerks his hand back like a man scalded almost as soon as it happens
he’s stuttering and mumbling out an apology as well. it’s barely coherent, but you were laughing too hard anyways
please stop laughing he wants nothing more than to crawl into a hole and never have to face you again
“kags! it’s ok, seriously. it’s more funny than weird i promise. take me out again and we’ll call it even, alright?”
kageyama.exe has stopped working
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Š kageyuji 2021. do not copy, modify, or otherwise plagiarize in any way.
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everydayescapeartist ¡ 3 years ago
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JB Fic Exchange Recs - AU Oneshots
Well, I’ve gotten through about half of the @jaime-brienne-fic-exchange fics at this point, which is both not nearly enough for my liking and also pretty impressive for me, lol. I wanted to get some recs out ahead of the reveal because the wealth of talent in this fandom should be celebrated and shouted from every rooftop...and here we are down to the wire.  Haha!  Obviously, there are SO many more awesome fics available, so take this as just a lovely sampling.  Thank you dear authors for sharing your talents with us all!
Bug Juice: Jaime and Brienne's Summer at Camp - THIS IS MY GIFT FIC!  READ IT NOW!  Okay, even if this wasn't my gift fic, I would absolutely love this fun romp of a fic.  My prompt was basically summer camp with JB flair and my author took that to such a level of creativity and snark, it was just beyond perfect!  This one is in Myrcella's POV...I didn't even know I needed this, but I really did!  She's watching the season finale of a reality tv show that's set at summer camp.  Everyone is riveted by Jaime and Brienne's will-they-won't-they, enemies-to-lovers subplot, Myrcella included, even though she does have a bit of insider knowledge naturally.  I love the way this is written like reality show segments, with Myrcella's brilliant reactions/commentary/texting of her uncle from her couch.  There are commercial breaks that will crack you up.  A very serious discussion about Capture the Flag is had.  The GoT show digs are fantastic.  Really, this is the fic you need to read if you like smiling for long periods of time and laughing potentially so hard you spew your drink.  Oh, and also if you enjoy a good ole reality show HEA.  Excerpt 1: “When Daenerys took over as Camp Director mid-session, I was worried,” Jaime says to the camera, running his good hand through his hair. “I have a complicated history with her father and she doesn’t trust me. The young Starks don’t exactly either, but Brienne has fought for me. She insisted that I am good at my job—good with the kids. She said that I am a good man.” Jaime’s eye twitches just a touch as he stares straight ahead, his face otherwise a mask of calculated neutrality. Myrcella picks up her phone, about to text her uncle to make fun of how sappy he is when the scene switches to Brienne. Excerpt 2: Brienne takes a long sip, eyeing Jaime skeptically over the rim as she lowers her cup. OMG, when are they going to make out? Just kiss him! Ugh, they better kiss or I’m going to lose my damned mind. “You keep it warm enough in here,” he complains with a sigh, brushing past Brienne, who slowly sets her cup down and turns to him. She wipes her wide palms on her shorts and watches his back as he struggles to shed his hooded sweatshirt. Excerpt 3:
“Nooooo!” Myrcella screams and falls off the couch. She lands on the ground with a thud. She scrambles to untangle herself from her blanket and clamour back up onto the couch to grab her phone. She sends Jaime a shouty text.
Score - Jaime, Brienne, and bar trivia!  Also, face-sitting goodness...what's not to love?!
Excerpt: “And because I was right and you were wrong, I demand you two go on a date.”
“Excuse me,” Brienne squeaked. Was Tyrion trying to humiliate her? How could he suggest something so absurd without a cruel intention?
To Jaime’s credit, he had the decency to look mildly embarrassed. He even blushed. “Stop it, Tyrion,” he said, annoyed.
“I’m serious,” his brother replied. “You two have been flirting all night. Do something about it or this trivia arrangement will not work out in the long run.” Privilege - Jaime coming up with ridiculous lawsuits so he can keep spending time with his lawyer, Brienne (and a couple not-so-ridiculous ones too).  This one is hilarious and clever and also very sweet.  Do yourself a favor and read it!
Excerpt: “Jaime. At this point, I have known you for eighteen months—”
As their drinks appeared, he tapped his mochaccino against her tea. “Cheers!”
“—we have never not been in court! Seven Hells, Jaime, last month you had me sue Stoneheart Press because you didn’t like the representation of Goldenhand the Just in their line of historical fiction novels.”
He took a sip of his coffee. Anyone else would look ridiculous drinking what was essentially a dessert in a three-piece suit. But not Jaime. Jaime just��looked good. “And you won all those cases, Tarth. You’re good. Occasionally graceless while dealing with opposing counsel, but good all the same.
I hope our paths will croissant again - the way to my heart is baked goods...no, really, my hubby's a good and generous baker.  So, any story where Jaime has baking skills is going to appeal to me.  That said, this one is sweet and funny and has some pining and dare I say it was delicious?  Go enjoy it!
Excerpt 1: “She didn’t hire me,” Jaime says. “She’s holding me hostage, actually.”
  She stares at him for a moment, and then realizes he’s joking, and he laughs uproariously at the look on her face. 
“I’m good at my job. Why’d she hire you? ” 
Excerpt 2:
When Jaime comes back to work, he teases her again, though lightly, and she assures herself that whatever she felt in his apartment that evening is something that he can’t possibly reciprocate and nothing is ever going to come of it, so they can just be coworkers and it will be fine. She scrubs the kitchen countertop very aggressively when he comes to help her with a batch of coconut cake and hopes he doesn’t see her blushing. Thankfully, he then spills coconut flakes all over the kitchen floor and she has to get the broom and by the time she comes back her heartbeat has slowed down properly. She tells herself she’s being very, very stupid. The stupidest, really. Absolutely top tier stupidity. 
On Paper - Addam is wingman extraordinaire, guiding is best friend through some unintentional sandwich wrapper flirting.  
Excerpt:
He knew better than to bring a date to Tarth’s. It was a surefire way to ruin a good thing in case of nasty break up.
Bringing his best friend along should have been safer. Less risky.
It would have been if his best friend wasn’t Jaime Lannister, that’s for damn sure.
Meet Me Cute - J & B are bodyguards to Sansa and Margaery and are forced to be around each other following their charges’ meet cute and all that follows.  This is told through multiple POVs and is so fun!
Excerpt:
“Margaery, can you tell Jaime to stop using ‘our’ when referring to me,” Brienne replied, opting not to engage with him directly.
Margaery sighed and turned towards her girlfriend’s bodyguard. “Jaime… why does Brienne hate your guts?”
“Not what I said.”
Jaime shrugged, “Don’t know.”
“Don’t know?” Brienne exclaimed, snapping her head up to glare at him. “You don’t know?”
“I don’t have a clue,” Sansa chimed in. “And Jaime has told me a lot about you.”
“You shush,” Jaime said. Sansa simply laughed.
vellichor - This mesmerizing story of a world-renowned violinist and a used-bookstore owner is told via before & after segments that reveal the development of the characters and of this beautiful relationship.
Excerpt:
So he does not let himself falter as he surveys the audience, sketching out a half-bow before lifting the violin and settling it against his shoulder. His bow is still loose in his right hand, and it trembles when he goes to raise it, the scars protesting a motion he has done a million times.
Those watching will see his hesitation as part of the show, the spectacle—a prolonging of his grand return is what the articles will say tomorrow morning. They will not see the terror that jolts through his body, the fingers of his left hand pressing harder against the strings. They will not see his eyes wandering over to a box on the left side of the hall, the box where a few people he has carefully chosen sit, leaning forward along with the rest.
They will not see how he searches for a tall woman sitting among them, nor will they see the ache that takes hold of his heart when the spotlight blinds him and he is unable to push through the curtain of brilliance to see if she is there.
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waywardwritings ¡ 3 years ago
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Prompt list
Decided to post a little prompt list in case anyone wants to request something :)
Fluff:
1.      Sometimes all I think about is you
2.      Grumpy character & sunshine character
3.      There’s only one bed
4.      “you’re worth it”
5.      “I’ve got you”
6.      Accidentally overhears love confession
7.      Mistletoe
8.      “you don’t have to do that”
9.      “we’ll do this together”
10.  I hate everyone but you
11.  Love at first sight
12.  Safe space
13.  “No, I definitely do NOT have feelings for them”
14.  Someone tries to be their wingman but does a terrible job
15.  The morning after
16.  “Do you want to go swimming?”
17.  Dancing together
18.  Library times
19.  Others accidentally let something slip
20.  Get caught kissing
21.  secret”/unintentional touches
22.  Tries to hide feelings but the others aren’t blind
23.  Others try to make them fall for each other
24.  Others plan a surprise date
25.  Snowball fight
Angst:
1.      Can’t sleep/nightmare
2.      “It’s alright”
3.      “It’s not your fault”
4.      Gets hurt in battle
5.      Sees the other getting hurt but has to continue fighting
6.      Accidentally hurts the other
7.      “are you sure you want to hook up with me because…?”
8.      “I’ll be there to catch you”
9.      Argument turns into confession
10.  One of them gets taken captive
11.  Has to hold on to the other to not faint
12.  “are you sure you’re okay?”
13.  “don’t lie to me”
14.  “I’m not strong enough”
15.  “I can’t do this anymore”
16.  “You could do so much better than me”
17.  “I’m just dong it to protect you”
18.  “look at me”
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sharkfish ¡ 5 years ago
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ps i loved this one
(rereading bookmarks edition)
i’ve been rereading stories from my bookmarks as a comfort thing. i’m getting real deep in there to stuff i haven’t (re)read for years, and damn do i have good taste. the ones i’ve read recently that you should, too: 
(under the cut so i’m not that asshole that makes you scroll past an endless post) 
A Change of Scene by SurlyCat
When Dean goes over to see his Dom on Christmas Eve, he isn't expecting Cas to play naughty Santa, and neither of them is expecting how it turns out for them.
ooooomg fuck me up with that sex to lovers thing featuring bdsm. yessssss 
A Room of His Own (or not) by Valinde (Valyria)
Dean took a deep breath and reassessed the situation. He was in bed with a guy, sure, and technically they were snuggling, but it was Cas. The guy had absolutely no reference on what was appropriate physical contact between two dudes sharing a bed in the... normal, completely unsexy, no-funny-business, way.
cas is fallen, dean is confused (what else is new), A+ cuddling. that’s the fic. 
Boys On Film by LoversAntiquities @tragidean​ 
But maybe that’s what it is—maybe Castiel’s finally realized something Dean is too chicken to admit, despite the fact he’s been jerking off to the idea of Castiel fucking him for the past few weeks. The idea warms him as much as it pains him to think about, his friend not being able to talk to him about something like that. That has to be it—it’s the only explanation. Castiel likes him.
“Or maybe he knows you do cam shows.”
Dean chokes on his burger.
idk what to say, i love a good sex worker fic and here you go. @tragidean​ is always here with that first-class content. 
Castiel's Angel by Valinde (Valyria) @valinde​
The angel took a deep breath and looked down at his hands. He was fidgeting Cas noticed. Usually he was so bizarrely at ease in his human form, lounging around and tossing winks and smirks at anyone with a pulse. That more than anything had Cas straightening on his stool and wishing he was a little less tipsy.
“Ineedyoutogroommywings,” Dean muttered in one long, almost unintelligible, string. He was blushing.
all my fellow wing hos should flock* to this fic. i also love me a good switcharoo with angel dean (and hunter cas, as this is an alternate canon universe). and dean gets all claim-y, which is also my jam. 
*this was unintentional but a pretty funny joke 
For Science! by pm_lo 
Selected transcripts and supporting materials from Dr. Castiel Williams and Dean Winchester’s seminal study on physiological and psychological sexual response by gender designation.
i believe this was the first abo fic i added to my bookmarks. story time: many, many moons ago, i kept track of my reading list. i was doing that “50 books a year” thing so it was mostly for tracking that, but i had another tab for fics, because i read few enough that i could track them. i rated things and sometimes left notes, and by all the abo ones i was like “don’t tell anyone i read this.” yes, i shamed myself for liking abo. it was a dark time in my life.
anyway, then i read this, and was like, all right i can see what’s going on here.
this is a great fic for multiple reasons, and the format is one. it’s written as dialogue-only transcripts from their experiment. it’s hard to make that kind of format work, but pm_lo ain’t fucking around. 
Just a Stranger On the Bus by Amelia_Clark 
December 31 9:32 PM When Castiel boards the bus in KC, they think it’s empty at first—but when they toss their backpack onto an aisle seat and climb in after it, there’s a muffled yelp from the dimness at the back of the bus. They turn in time to see a man in a faded Carharrt jacket, sitting up and yawning as he rubs sleep out of his eyes. The man’s hair is greasy and matted down on one side, and there’s drool on the side of his face; nonetheless, he’s ridiculously good-looking.
“Hey man,” he says. Castiel does not correct him. “This can’t be Chicago.”
the non-binary tag, just like the trans tags in general, are a house half-built and left to rot in the rain. even if that wasn’t true, this series is goddamn amazing. also there’s rimming. also there’s a line in there that said something like “they don’t dislike their body, it just never felt like theirs” and i had a lightbulb moment irt my own experience. did dean ever wear carharrt in the actual series? if not, mistakes have been made. 
Just Turn Around and Go by PorcupineGirl @porcupine-girl​
Dean should be happy. His best friend and housemate of five years, Castiel, is moving out to live with his boyfriend, Balthazar. Dean's career is going great, so he can easily afford the house on his own now. This is just growing up, moving forward to the next phase of their lives.
It would be awesome, if he weren't in love with Cas.
Well, here we go, he thinks as he opens the refrigerator and digs around for sandwich supplies. First day of the rest of your life. Time to move the fuck on. As he slams his meat and mayo and pickles down on the counter, he considers adding the bottle of whiskey he knows is hiding in the cabinet, but decides that he has enough self-respect to wait 'til five. Then he'll get fucking blackout drunk. Yep. Awesome.
y’all, do i even have to say anything about this? roommates to friends to a pathetic amount of pining without saying shit to disgustingly in love. also i think i cried, but i’ve been in tears so many times in the last week, who’s to say. 
Plus One by ceeainthereforthat @ceeainthereforthat​ 
Castiel Novak might have to attend three weddings in two months, but he’s not about to let his brother play matchmaker. His family’s Internet streaming company is too important to let a relationship steal his time, but he knows exactly what to do–hire someone to pretend to be his boyfriend.
Dean Winchester has worked five-star hospitality long enough to know how to fit in with Castiel’s crowd, and this job could score him the connections to make his acting career take off. It’s a business deal, no matter how they’re drawn to each other. When the lines of their contract start to blur into real feelings, can they withstand Castiel’s family and jealous fans working to split them up?
there are a lot of great fake dating stories out there, but this one takes the cake (or, at least, a slice of it). also, i cried a lot rereading this, both “ohhh god i love their love” tears and also “ohhhh god this hurts so bad” tears. 
Should've Just Asked by Annie D (scaramouche) 
Despite their age gap and differing social circles, Castiel has struck up a warm friendship with Mary Winchester, a wealthy widowed socialite. When Castiel needs a place to stay, Mary invites him into her house, where there’s loads of spare room. Castiel’s aware that they make an odd pair, but he doesn’t fully realize how things look to outsiders, especially to Mary’s eldest son. All Dean Winchester sees is that his mom has apparently hooked up with a hot young guy (who is totally Dean’s type) and that makes things… weird.
they’re both oblivious idiots in love, cas is grey-ace, dean’s a total dork, it’s all just very lovely (and frustrating in the way oblivious idiots can be!!!). 
PS - annie d is writing marvel fic lately and i’m sure it’s fantastic if you’re into that kind of thing. 
Support Your Local Gay Beekeeper by Powerfulweak
It’s not like Dean goes on Grindr very often, just when he’s bored and alone. The blue-eyed guy's profile reads "Beekeeper, 29, 5'10, Single, I watch the bees." Dean is intrigued. He has to send a message.
this is a series that starts with some great phone sex and then goes on to very, very awkward sex injuries. a goddamn cringefest that had me in complete horror imagining it. but it’s fun! they persevere! people so rarely write about Sex Going Wrong and i love @powerfulweak​ for taking the bullet for us on that one. 
Take Me Home Tonight by Persephoneshadow @persephoneshadow​
“Come on, we’re finding you someone to…engage with sexually or whatever,” Dean explains, chancing another swig of beer before going on. “Anyone in this bar, no limits, who would you would be your top choice to bang?” “Well, you, ideally.” Dean spits out some beer before collapsing in on himself, legitimately choking this time. “Excuse me?!” ---- Or the one where Cas wants to have sex and Dean is there to help.
your classic denialist “i’ll be your wingman” turning to “actually imagining someone else touching you makes me want to punch someone.” which is dumb, because cas actually wanted dean all along. 
Words with Friends by betts
"Dean Winchester is as straight as an arrow. He’s a lady’s man of epic proportions: the king of the one night stand, the messiah of the friends with benefits paradigm, the emperor of perpetual bachelorhood.
Except, apparently, when it comes to his best friend, Castiel Novak."
***
Wherein a longstanding acquaintanceship leads to friendship, then best friendship, then sexting, then dirty talk, then mutual masturbation, then, inevitably, fucking.
look i think you’re always in good hands with @bettsfic​. but this one has some good sexting and phone sex right at the start, which i’m totally into, and then it gets even better. cas is a lil bossy, by which i meant to say he’s the kind of bdsm geek who has equipment installed in his bedroom for sex purposes. 
You're The Only Stranger I Need by lyndsie_l
When Castiel receives a text from a stranger, he finds himself engaging in conversations daily. He's drawn to the outgoing college student and longs to interact with the other man as often as he can. Slowly, he finds himself falling in love with the other and can't imagine ever meeting a more beautiful person.
The only problem?
He's never actually met this other man.
be still my heart! a long distance/texting/phone sex thing! i want to read it again right this second. cas is such a cool nerd, dean is a brat, it’s a good time all around. 
if you enjoy these fics (and you should), please give the writer some love via kudos and/or comments. <3 
ps - as always, if i didn’t tag the writer and you know their tumblr, please tag in the comments. i don’t think there’s a writer alive who wouldn’t be happy to be on a rec list. :) 
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calpalirwin ¡ 5 years ago
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A/N: Remember my post about the high-heeled princess vs the muddy sneakers tomboy? Yeah, this is that blurb.
And away, and away we go!
~~~
“Just a Friday night with the boys,” I told my reflection, my hands gripping the bathroom counter as I tried to slow my breathing.
If it’s just a night out with the boys why are you so nervous?
Because you’ve had a crush on Ashton since you met and now you’re both finally single?
Shut up!
These are your thoughts, you know that right?
I said shut up!
“Just a Friday night with the boys,” I repeated to myself.
Oh, if only that were true.
~~~
I had first met Ashton and the rest of 5SOS at a photoshoot after my friend had called me up asking for extra help when a colleague bailed on her at the last minute.
“Please Y/N?” Katie begged me over the phone. “You know I wouldn’t ask if it wasn’t important.”
“And you know I’m not like you. I take photos on my phone for fun.”
“Good photos!”
“I’m not a professional like you are, okay? I’ll ruin your business.”
“No you won’t. C’mon, at least let me tell you who the photoshoot is for.”
“Who?”
“5SOS!”
I sighed. She knew that band was my weakness. “Damn it, alright. I’m in.”
“Yay! You won’t regret this Y/N!”
~~~
“So, did Katie just hire you?” the tall man with brown hair and hazel eyes asked me. He had on a white button up shirt with short sleeves and roses on it tucked into fitted black slacks.
“What?” I sputtered, looking around to see who he was talking to, because it certainly couldn’t be me. Only it had to be because it was just us in the room. “Me?” I asked stupidly, pointing at myself.
He giggled. The real-life, not from a video clip, giggle. “Yes, you. Who else?”
“Casper?”
He giggled again. “You’re funny, you know that? Name’s Ashton,” he said, offering me his- very large- hand.
“Y/N,” I choked out, shaking his hand, trying not to drool over how warm and soft it felt despite his rugged looks. The man looked like a god, not a drummer.
“Funny girl with a cute name,” he noted. “So, how do you know Katie?”
“How do you know Katie?” I challenged, my brain forgetting how to work.
“She’s my photographer…?”
“Right… um…”
“Jesus, you are new,” he giggled a third time. “Relax. Loosen up a bit.”
“I am not new. I’ve just never done this before.”
“Think that makes ya new, gorgeous,” he winked.
Oh, God… I was gonna pass out. I reached past him for the water bottles on the table, busying myself with taking a sip, trying to ignore his presence.
“Wow, you are impossible to get to know. I asked a simple question. It wasn’t a rude one, was it?”
“She’s my best friend. I’m just here to help her out,” I said, trying to appear more confident than I actually was.
“Oh, so you’re not like a real photographer?”
“Nope,” I said, popping the “p” loudly. “I’m a writer. Well, I work for a publishing company anyway.”
“Oh, that’s cool. You do know how to use a camera though, right?”
I rolled my eyes. “I’m not an idiot.”
He held his hands up in surrender. “Hey, just checking. My livelihood depends on you and Katie not making me and my bandmates look like shit.”
“My bandmates and me,” I corrected under my breath.
“What was that?” he asked, leaning down to hear me better. “Sorry, my hearing’s shit.”
“I said that’s impossible!” I blurted, my cheeks flushing as I realized I had just more or less confessed that I found him attractive.
He just giggled again.
~~~
What I thought was just a one time occurrence quickly spiraled into more. The next time Katie called me to help with a photoshoot, she jumped straight to what I needed to hear.
“It’s another 5SOS one!”
“Great, so you want me to make a fool of myself again?” I asked, even though we both knew I was going to say yes.
“Oh, c’mon! Your pictures came out great, Y/N. And the boys liked you.”
“I tripped him!” I said, meaning Ashton. It had been unintentional. I was sitting with my legs kicked out when he had walked backwards into me. He had fallen, then did a weird backwards sort of skip to get his other foot out behind his falling weight to catch himself. “Make all the men fall for you like that?” he had winked.
“Oh, please! It was an accident! That man needs to watch where he’s walking.”
“That man needs to do a lot of things…” I mumbled under my breath.
“I heard that!”
~~~
“You’re not gonna trip me again, are ya?” Ashton’s voice sounded from behind me.
I whirled to see the man sporting short sleeved white collared shirt, similar to the one he wore at our first meeting, only without the roses decorating it. “You should watch where you’re walking,” I said, using Katie’s words as I scrambled to find my own.
“You this flustered with everyone, or am I just special?”
“Don’t flatter yourself.”
This time, instead of giggling, he smirked.
~~~
“Y/N, I gotta another 5-” Katie started.
“I’m in,” I responded.
This time, Ashton Irwin would not fluster me.
~~~
“I think you were stalking me if I didn’t know any better.”
I narrowed my eyes at the man, whose leather jacket and slicked back hair made him look like a modern-day James Dean. No! His antics of riling me up ended here and now!
“Trust me, I’d rather be anywhere else,” I lied. Well, it was half a lie at least. I would rather be somewhere else- a somewhere else that included him in a bed with our clothes on the floor. But, he didn’t need to know that.
His face fell at my words. “Oh… sorry if I made you uncomfortable…” Long gone was the usual giggle and smirk of a man who knew he made heads turn. In its place was a sincere apology that he had crossed some imaginary line. Even his hazel eyes, which usually danced with mischief were sorrowful.
“Oh, no!” I rushed, feeling guilty my words gave him the impression that he had done something wrong. “I’m sorry. I just… you… friends?” I asked, biting my lower lip. Friends? Really? That was the best I could come up with?
“Friends,” he nodded, a small smile coming back to his features. “You know me and the guys really like it when you work with Katie. We, uh… might have requested you this time?” he admitted, a hand coming to rest at the back of his neck as he dodged my gaze.
“You requested me? I’m not even a photographer…”
“You do good work. Plus, you’re like really chill and easygoing. Now that we’re friends, you should hang out with us sometime.”
“Yeah, that’d be cool.”
~~~
That was when our friendship really took off. 
Ashton quickly became one of my best friends and I got along really well with the other 3. They were my boys and I was their girl. I quickly earned the title of honorary bro, a role that I took seriously, suddenly grateful for a lifetime of being a tomboy.
That being said, I was still jealous as hell when I had to play his wingman, wishing that one day he would see me as one of the girls he flirted with instead of the girl-bro who helped him seal the deal.
To take the sting out of the wound, I dated around myself.
But tonight? Well, tonight Ashton and I were both single at the same time. And I was determined to get my man.
~~~
The night out had been my idea. A lie that I needed a bros night out after a hard week. In truth, I just wanted a night out with Ashton, but was too nervous to blatantly ask him out. So, I was going to hide under the guise of a harmless boys night out, and pray I blew him out of the water.
I took one last look at myself in the mirror: my hair curled, bright red lipstick drawing attention to my lips, my black dress drawing attention to my curves, and my heels giving me just enough height to hopefully reach Ashton’s lips.
“Just a Friday night with the boys,” I said one last time before heading out.
~~~
Calum let out a long, low whistle when I walked in. “You said guys night, not girls night,” he said, wrapping me in a hug.
“I take it I look good?”
“Stunning. Is this for-?” He let his question hang between us. He knew I had a crush on Ashton. They all knew. All but Ashton.
“Damn,” Mike choked from behind me. “Keep me out of your selfies, please.”
“Too much?” I asked, biting my lip, suddenly feeling very nervous I was overdoing it.
“Oh…” Mike said with realization. “Operation Get Yo Man?”
I nodded my head fast, biting further down on my lip.
“Stop, you’ll ruin the lipstick,” both men scolded me.
“Whoa, Cal got a girl already?” Luke asked, rounding the corner. “Y/N?��� he gasped once he realized it was me, his blue eyes wide in shock. “I can’t… you look… wow…”
“It’s Operation Get Yo Man,” Mike told Luke.
“Yeah, I can see that. Has Ash seen her yet?”
“He’s not here!” I said worriedly, twisting my hands. “Oh, this was so stupid!”
“Relax,” Calum said, his hands coming down on my shoulders, turning me to look at him. “Ash is gonna flip when he sees you. This is gonna work.”
“Really?”
“You look like a fuckin model,” Mike said.
“Says the one engaged to a model…”
“So, who better to judge?” he asked, his green eyes twinkling.
“Okay, picture!” I said, feeling excited again as I pulled out my phone. “C’mon, you two,” I said when Luke and Mike hung back. “Crystal and Sierra are both well aware of my feelings.”
“Alright,” Luke shrugged, throwing an arm around me, while Mike came to stand behind me, and Calum threw his arm around me from the other side of Luke. “Say Operation Get Yo Man!” Luke teased, my phone in his hand as he had the longest reach.
“Operation Get Yo Man!” we grinned at the camera as Luke snapped a series of pictures.
“Oh, post that one!” Calum said, once we let go and looked at our selfies.
I quickly put the photo on my Insta-
thefaby/n: Operation Get Yo Man with the best wingmen a girl could ask for! #boysnight #operationgetyoman #myboys
~~~
“Really? You took the selfie without me?” Ashton’s voice said as he slid in the booth.
“Sorry,” I shrugged.
His hazel eyes locked with mine, before scanning my body. “Whoa…” he breathed.
“Mate, you knew what she was wearing. You saw the post,” Calum smirked.
“No, I didn’t. I saw that Y/N posted, and i just assumed… whoa…” he said again.
From across the table I could see his Adam’s apple moving as he struggled to come to terms with the girl I normally was in comparison to the girl across from him. Good. He could be the flustered one for once. “Problem?” I smiled.
“No, no problem,” he said, shaking his head, going back to being unbothered. “You look good.”
“I know,” I smirked, taking a sip from my drink, making sure he was watching as my red lips wrapped around the straw.
“So, what’s the plan for tonight, boys?” Ashton asked, drumming his hands on the table and avoiding my eye.
“It’s Operation Get Yo Man,” Mike said, throwing his arm around me.
“Oh, so we’re her wingmen tonight? Alright,” Ashton said, licking his lips and looking around the rest of the bar. “See anything you like so far?” he asked, as simply as if he was asking if I wanted him to pass over the fries.
I drummed my fingers against my chin, drawing his attention to my lips again. “You know what? As a matter of fact, I do. Cal, care to dance?” I said, offering my hand out to Calum who sat on the other side of the booth with Ashton.
To his credit, he kept his face calm as Ashton got out to allow Calum to pass as Luke moved to let me out on our side. “What are you doing?” Calum whispered, wrapped an arm around my shoulders.
“Trust me. Now put your hand on my lower back. Touch my ass if you have to.”
His arm slid down my back, giving my ass a small squeeze before resting his hand on it as we walked off. I could swear I heard Ashton mutter a “Motherfucker.”
“You know, a lesser man would be mad you’re using him like this,” Calum said.
“You’re not mad, are you?” I asked, turning and wrapping my arms around his neck as he swayed me in time to the music.
His cheeks crinkled with his smile. “Nah. You help me get laid all the time. Glad to repay the favor.”
“Thank you,” I smiled, lifting my heels up to peck his cheek. “Think it’s working?”
“If it doesn’t, he’s an idiot. So, out of curiosity, why Ash?”
“Aw, Cal, are you jealous?”
“I’d be lying if I said you weren’t turning me on right now. But, I’m more than fine with our friendship staying a friendship. If you ever wanna fool around though…”
I placed my hand on his chest and laughed, feeling him rumble with his own laughter. “I’d be lying if I said I hadn’t thought about it. But…”
“But, Ash.”
“But, Ash,” I nodded. “He just… he went out of his way to make me feel welcome. You all have. But, he did it first. And I thought he was actually flirting with me whereas you guys were just being nice to me. And just…” I sighed, closing my eyes as I collected my thoughts. “Did I misread everything? Am I only friends with you guys to get close to him? Am I only friends with him because I want something more?”
“Hey, stop,” Cal said firmly. “Whatever the original intentions were, you’re one of us now. That’s not gonna change. Yes, we all know you’re closest with Ash. But our friendships are still real friendships. This doesn’t go away if things with you and Ash go wrong. You know that right? We’re your boys and you’re our girl. End of discussion. Case closed.”
“Thanks, Cal,” I said, resting my head against his chest.
“Anytime, Y/N, anytime,” he murmured against my hair. “Oh, looks like my work here is done,” he said, his chin rubbing at my head as he nodded at Ashton walking towards us. “Hey, mate.”
Ashton nodded his head curtly, his lips pressed tightly together. He was mad. But why? I liked him, but that didn’t mean my feelings were reciprocated.
“Need something?” I asked. I wanted him to want me. But I wanted him to want the real me. Not the girl dressed up who was dancing and flirting with his best mate. 
“Yeah, can we talk? In private?” His gaze shifted from mine to Calum as he asked his second question. 
“She’s all yours, mate,” Calum said, stepping away from me. But not before he placed a kiss on my cheek and whispered, “Get yo man, girl.”
I mouthed a thank you as the darker man strolled off back to our booth, leaving me alone with Ashton. “So what’s up?”
“Stop playing innocent,” he snapped. 
“Excuse me?”
“This act you’re playing. It’s not cute.”
“What act?”
“This!” His hand waved about my whole body.
“I can’t dress nice for a night out with my boys? You’re not my father, Ashton.”
“No, but you’re like a sister to me. And I would hope my sister’s friends would have enough sense to call her out for acting like a… like a…”
“Like a what, Ash? Like a girl?” I challenged. I knew what he was trying to say, but I also knew he respected women too much to ever say they were acting like a tramp. He was all about women being unapologetically themselves. Why was he on my case about it?
“You know what I mean. This isn’t you.”
“Spoiler alert: I can be a lot more than the girl-bro. I can be the girl-girl too.”
“Yeah. But are you doing this because you want to? Or are you doing it to impress someone?”
“What does it matter?” I continued to challenge, even though part of me knew he was right. Either he liked me for me or he didn’t. So why had I dressed up for him?
“Would you quit dodging the question and answer? Is this really a night out with your boys, or is there something more? Operation Get Yo Man? Really, Y/N? Is it Cal?”
“What? No, it’s not Cal. God. You really don’t see it. do you?”
“See what? That you’re crazy?”
“I like you, dumbass!” I blurted. “I liked you the whole time!”
“Oh.”
“Look, I get it, okay? I’m not some tight-skirt, high-heeled princess. I’m the blue jeans and muddy sneakers tomboy.  Both are beautiful. Both are dangerous.”
“Both are you,” he cut me off.
My face flushed. “Both are not me. Look, I get it. I’m not the conventional beauty you normally date. But, I’m tired of hiding. So, I’m putting myself out there. Ball’s in your court, now,” I said. 
“Jesus, took ya long enough…”
“What?”
“Y/N, I’ve liked you since I met you. You’ve got spunk. You’re unapologetically yourself 100 percent of the time. More than that, you’re my best friend. You see me for me. And I see you for you.”
“You like me?”
“Of course I do! God, I was so nervous around you, I literally tripped.”
“You played it off well…”
“That’s because while you make me a nervous wreck, you also instill a level of confidence in me I never knew I had.”
“Oh.”
“Yeah.”
“So… where does that leave us?”
“I think it leaves us right about here,” he said before ducking his head down to kiss me. It was soft. It was sweet. It was fierce. It was everything I dreamed it was.
“Here’s good,” I smiled, breathless once we pulled apart.
~~~
The next morning, I woke up in a bed that was not mine in a shirt that was also not mine. “Oh, fuck… what happened last night?”
“You got rip roaring drunk, and ended up in my bed,” Ashton’s voice sounded from where he was lying next to me in bed, shirtless and scrolling through his phone. “Aspirin and water’s right there for ya.”
“Thanks,” I said, quickly swallowing the two small pills with a swig of water. Waking up in his bed with him next to me was nothing new. But, given what I thought I remembered about last night…  “Ash, did we… ?” I asked, both afraid of what I had done last night and what we had done.
His phone clattered on his bedside table and he rolled over to face me. “What’s the last thing you remember, Y/N?”
“Let’s see… dancing with Cal. You and me arguing. Did we kiss?”
“Yes.”
“Okay. Then what?”
“Then nothing. You continued to dance and drink, saying that it was the best night of your life. Then you asked me to take you home. You’re a very needy drunk, Y/N.”
I leaned my head in one of my hands and shut my eyes in a wince. “Oh, God… Sorry… So we didn’t… ?”
“Have sex? No,” he shook his head.
“Thanks for not taking advantage.”
“Ew, don’t thank me for doing the right thing…”
I sighed. “We don’t go back to normal after this, huh?”
“Oh, you mean back to before we confessed our feelings for each other, and you ended up safely in my bed, untouched?”
I let out a weak laugh. “Yeah, that.”
“We don’t.”
“Oh, cool,” I fake-smiled. “I’m gonna get an Uber. See ya around, I guess,” I said, offering a small two-finger wave and throwing back the covers.
“Y/N.”
“What?” I asked, the room spinning.
“You can’t just leave.”
“Yes, I can, Ash. I’ve already made enough of a fool of myself. Let me go nurse this hangover in peace.”
He scoffed. “You can barely walk. Get back in bed.”
“You’re not the boss of me,” I said, taking a few unsteady steps forward before falling on the floor. “Ow… Ash…”
I heard his giggle as he got out of bed. “Told ya,” he smirked before scooping me up like a small child and placing me back in his bed.
“Shut up…”
“You’re ridiculous, you know that? Do you know why we kissed?”
“Because I’ve been wanting to kiss you for the past year and a half?”
“Well… maybe. But, it’s because I kissed you. Because I like you.”
“Well, that’s dumb of you.”
“Hey. Be proud of yourself. Operation Get Yo Man was a success. You got him.”
“I do?”
“Honestly, woman. Am I gonna spend the rest of my life reassuring you that I’m into you?”
“Maybe?”
“Alright then. Victory selfie for my hungover girlfriend?”
“You know me too well, Ashton Irwin.”
“Get over here,” he giggled, pulling me to lay against his shoulder, phone already posed for the shot.
I closed my eyes against him, grinning and breathing in his scent, feeling his lips kiss my hair as the camera shutter clicked rapidly. “Perfect,” I said, looking at the picture of us before putting it up on my Insta.
thefaby/n: Status Report- Operation Get Yo Man: successful. #operationgetyoman #successfulmission #myman
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morgemuffel ¡ 6 years ago
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MALEC. ➰ INSECURITIES ARE HUMAN.
This story takes place between 3Bx14 & 3Bx15
I know Underhill has not been given a first name yet so I'll just name him Jack in my story. If the name gets revealed in season 3B, I will revise the text and replace the name. :) *(Part 1 of my series: our heart beats like one)
So enjoy reading & please remember English is not my mother tongue... :)
Sometimes I can't understand his reasoning, I can't understand him. Why can't I just understand his actions and be happy for him? He has regained his magic, well more likely he got a top-of-the-line dose of Lorenzo's and even that to a pretty lousy price. To the price tag of the loft. His home. My home. Nevertheless, I should be happy for him, but I just can't. Am I a bad boyfriend now?
Alec is lying on his bed at the New York Institute and has been staring at his white bare ceiling enormously fascinated for a quite bit of  time now. He never realized how uncomfortable his room was set up. The large room radiated more of a particularly than a cozy atmosphere. Everything looked rather cool. The antique furnitures were indiscriminately combined, the whole previous facility more functional than friendly and inviting. Not like if someone would really live here and feeling safe and secure while being there. Neither Alec's character was reflected nor did it somehow felt like his home. Home, that was the key word, Magnus' Loft was home, Magnus was his home. A part of Alec, just a tiny little egotistical part of Alec, had been looking forward to the loss of Magnus magic. He had felt an unintentional relief at the thought that he and Magnus now had a chance to get old together and the immortality issue would be out of the blue once and for all. But as soon as the thought had come so quickly it had evaporated again. He knew how much Magnus was suffering from the loss of his magic and it hurt him to see him like that. His magic connected him with everything around him and without it he felt like a stranger. In the body of a more than 400-year-old warlock without the electrifying feeling of his magic flowing through him like blood through his veins. So how could Alec begrudge him that feeling? Furthermore, it was not certain that the return of his magic had automatically resolved the mortality. But he was too afraid to ask him this question. This one question that burned like fire on his tongue. The fear that this little shameful part of him would gain the upper hand in a confrontation. He didn't want Magnus to know about that ugly part of him. And so he was back to the beginning of his thoughts, was he a bad boyfriend because of that?
All at once his cell phone rings and an unknown number showed up  on the display. Astonished, Alec answered the phone "Alexander Lightwood, head of the New York Institute, who am I talking to?" There was a moment of silence at the other end. Until the person cleared his throat. "Underhill here, well ahm... Jack." Alec felt a little stupid right now. Why did he have to answer so over-formally? Jack continued "I got your number from Isabel, After assuring her that I really only wanted to go out for a drink after work without any ulterior motives, she gave me your number." Ahm... yeah so, how about a beer? The first round is on me." "Alec tried to quickly sort the information inside his head: 1. OK then his cheeky sister Izzy just pulled out his private number 2. what makes her think that Underhill would actually go for someone like Alec? Alec blushed at the thought. Of course two gay men could also only be friends with each other and 3. Would Magnus see it that way too? What was he thinking, sure Magnus was not a jealous man. "Yeah, why not, Hunter's Moon at 8:00pm?" Jack laughed relieved. It almost seems like he wants to talk to Alec about something important. "Sounds great see you then." They said goodbye and Alec slips his phone a bit confused back into his pocket. He never really had friends apart from his brother Jace and his sister Izzy. Well there were still Clary and Simon. But Simon talked too much about irrelevant mundane stuff and Dustin Hoffman movies. Clary and him were just recently getting along maybe that would change in the future but right now it was more like a collegiate base. It would be nice to have someone who was just his friend, someone who knew what it was like to come out at the institute, someone he could talk to about shadowhunter-stuff and relationship issues and who'd actually understand him. Of course, Jace was his Parabatei and felt everything what Alec felt through their connection and tried to help him as best possible. But Jace, well... Jace, was still Jace at the end of the day and his advice, though well intentioned often not really helpful. With Magnus he could talk about all these things and he appreciated that. He had never opened so much to anyone but what bothered him now, had to do with Magnus and therefore he also dropped out as an option. So Alec was looking forward to hangout with Underhill, with Jack.
Magnus just left Hunter's Moon after his cheering-up-martini. He was feeling a little melancholic at the thought of his lost loft. But he was still convinced that it was worth it. At the end of the day it's just a thing and so he had the opportunity to look for a new home. That was always a lot of fun. He loves to have a look at new apartments and then set it up and decorate it again. He had the money and who knows, maybe he could even persuaded Alec to to paint the walls with him and pick out new furniture from catalogs? Maybe there was even a similar apartment in Brooklyn just waiting for him. And perhaps it was a sign? That the time to take the next step and move in with Alec has come. He had told Alec a few weeks earlier that it wasn't the time yet, that it's to soon.  They were together for about two months now but it felt like an eternity. He wanted to say yes that day when Alec stood there in Magnus' blue shirt when he looked at him expectantly, but he couldn't. He was too afraid and had never ventured this step with anyone before. With Alec he always discovered new needs, needs he never know that they were even there. What Magnus really wanted, no needed was waking up every morning beside his wonderful boyfriend, to lose himself in those beautiful hazel colored eyes, having breakfast with him, eating french toast on a balcony each and every morning, spend the day with him and wait for his return in the evening. For his return to their home. Home, Magnus smiled, yes he was ready for this new adventure.
Arriving at Hunter's Moon, Alec looked for the blond shadowhunter. He just missed Magnus who went out of the back door. Jack Underhill sat at the counter with a beer in his hand and waved to Alec. Alec sat down and ordered a beer as well. Magnus tried to familiarize him with the different drinks and wines but Alec was usually more confused at the end, that's why it was always up to Magnus to decide. He thought taking the same thing like Underhill would be the easiest. "Cool that you've  made it, Underhill started, I honestly asked you out for a reason ..." Alec frowned, and took a sip of his beer. Jack hesitated before he finally started. "I haven't been dating anybody for a long time now and..." Alec's thoughts were a wild mess now. "Oh by the angel, no I don't know how to deal with such a situation please don't say what I think you're about to say ..." Underhill took a deep breath and asked: Would you be my wingman tonight? Alec blushed, he wasn't expecting that. He has never been asked to be someone's wingman. Jace didn't need anyone because he was the master of flirting and now he's happy in a relationship with Clary anyway. What do you even do as a good wingman? Alec wasn't sure. Nevertheless, he agreed" "Okey, then and what did you have in mind?" he asked hesitantly. Underhill told him he just had to help him talk to a potential partner. "I don't know if I'm the right person for this job..."Alec said. Jack shook his head tentative. "Of course! if not you who else?" You got yourself the High Warlock of Brooklyn the Magnus Bane!" Alec grinned at the thought of Magnus. Although he wasn't the high warlock of Brooklyn anymore he sometimes couldn't believe it himself. Magnus wasn't only incredibly hot and sexy but also extremely funny intelligent and... oh, he shouldn't digress it wasn't about him now. But how should he help Underhill? Communication with other people apart from Magnus wasn't really his strength. Except he was drunk then he was according to Izzy *a babbling waterfall* "Well, let's try it, but I'll need two more beers first," Alec laughed.
Meanwhile Magnus opened a portal in the narrow alley behind the bar to get into the institute. Suddenly blood ran from his right nostril down to his lips. Surprised, he wiped his nose and tried to suppress the thought that wanted to spread in his head. Just don't think about it, then it is not true. He wipes his hand on the inside of his jacket and walked through the portal. Once there, he sets out to find Alec, he should be finished working by now. But he doesn't find him anywhere. As he passes the Armory, he sees Izzy and he decides to ask her about Alec."Isabelle, have you seen Alec? I wanted to surprise him with a dinner in Paris and talk about my... our... new living situation." Izzy looks at him sheepishly as she replies "Yes he is with Jack, I mean Underhill they went out for a drink." "Oh... Jack," Magnus says visibly surprised by this message. "Well then we'll have to delay this special occasion..."Izzy perky as always "don't worry about my brother, he only has eyes for you and I think tall, blonde and handsome is more like Clary's type." "Yes ... no no, I'm not jealous Isabel, do you know when he'll be back?" Izzy thought about it "naah, no idea tomorrow is his day off from that... I don't know. Magnus was undecided what to do next. He had hoped to spend the night with Alec in his apartment in Paris. Now he wasn't even sure if it's a good idea to open a portal again. Should he just wait in Alec's room? Yes, that was a good idea. "I'll just wait for him in his room," Magnus said. Izzy nodded and continued polishing her seraph blade. Magnus headed to the bedchambers of the institute until he reached Alec's room. He rubbed his hands happily when he got the idea to redesign the room. And so he was busy with his new project for the next few hours.
An hour later, the two men sat laughing, lolling and loot spying at the counter. So far, Alec had not found any of Underhills suggested men passable. Underhill: "How about the one over there at the pool table, the one in the white shirt?" "I mean he looks good... and I like the way he's stroking through his hair when he laughs... somehow cute." Alec: "Uh... really?" I'm not sure, he's a bit pale" he said with a shrug. Jack: "Well, not everybody can have a flawless tanned caramel-like body with perfectly defined muscles and silky smooth hair. Alec looked at him puzzled "you remember that you're talking about my boyfriend right? Underhill then a bit uncomfortable "Yeah sorry, but I mean Magnus is really good-looking even I can see that. Alec laughs and turns back to Mr. White-Shirt. He inspects him from top to bottom, but finds it difficult to find something about him that he would actually classify as attractive. Automatically, Magnus' Ideal Body appeared in his mind's eye and Alec started comparing the two men. He couldn't say if he would find the man attractive if Magnus wasn't his boyfriend. Hm... Okay the guy could play pool that was positive but otherwise? Alec: Well he's definitely not a Magnus, at the most a 6 out of 10 and he's good at playing pool, you like doing that too sooo...? Jack: "Haha, but I'm not looking for a second Magnus either..." he started but Alec interrupted him, "you wouldn't even find a second one he said in a played sulkily tone. Underhill "Maybe I should have thought this through." The two men burst out laughing again and so it goes back and forth for a while. As Alec's phone rings in his pocket. "Oh, speaking of which..., "heeeey baaabe... "he mumbles into the phone, smiling.
Magnus on the other side of the phone exhales slowly before answering in his casual tone. "Hello darling... I've heard you're out, uhm... with a friend and I wanted to ask you when you're about to be back..? I'm here at the institute, decorating your room a bit..." Magnus cursed inside that wasn't very subtle, he had told Isabel that he wasn't jealous and he meant it. Especially after so many centuries and several relationships, he had learned that, jealousy is just a feeling that comes from your own insecurity. And he knew that he could fully trust Alec but even Magnus was uncertain sometimes. Unsure he might be easy to replace? "Pssst... that's my boyfriend Magnus on the other end, could you all be quiet, thanks!" Alec rolled his eyes at the guests at Hunter's Moon and shaking his head as if it were the most logical thing that the entire bar has to be quiet when his boyfriend calls. Yes drunk Alec was here. Underhill could barely suppress his laugh as he tried to ignore the evil glares of the others. "Send your better half kind regards." Magnus heard Underhill whispering in the background. Alec returned to his conversation with Magnus. "Ahm... greetings, no a kind regards from Jack and I'll be on my way in about 15 minutes," Alec whispered lovingly into his phone. Magnus' heart on the other end began to throb wildly, oh he loved this Nephilim so much that it almost hurt and Underhill is a nice guy so get yourself together Bane. "See you then darling," Magnus replied and hung up.
After Alec has finished the call, the sentence which Underhill had told him a few weeks ago went through his head - Nephilim love once, fiercely - Yes, he couldn't look at other men without thinking about Magnus and his inner conflict made itself noticeable again. Now was the right time to ask Jack for advice. So he took all his courage together and just blurted out with it. "Hey... Can I ask you something serious about ahm... relationships...?" Alec asked. Underhill took a deep breath and stretched slowly. "Alright buddy go ahead." Alec started to tell him about his worries. He told him that he was hurt when he found out that Magnus had regained his magic today. Because he has the feeling that Magnus prefers to have his magic, be immortal and to outlive him. To forget him and one day simply replace him, instead of being mortal and spend like fifty years in the mundane way with Alec. He confessed to him that he thought the biggest hurdle in their relationship would be out of the world. Even though he wants Magnus to be happy at all costs, he doesn't know how to handle this feeling. "He could have died trying and did'n't even ask for my opinion you understand? And I dare not to ask him if he has now regained his magic and immortality, or only his magic and if I am unnecessarily maddening." Jack nodded slowly as he said "It's always best to start with yourself first." Let's talk about the immortality part..."
Alec was obviously feeling better after Underhill's speech and decided to get back reasonably sober with a lot of coffee and then confront Lorenzo at the handover in Magnus' loft. Nobody had the right to humiliate his Magnus like that and he would do anything, to make sure his boyfriend was happy again. The two men said goodbye and reassured each other to repeat this soon again. Alec walked towards Magnus' loft, the cool New York breeze blew in his face and he felt more sober after each block and more like himself again. He took the time to think about Jack's words. Alec had realized he was right about everything. He loves Magnus and he knew from the beginning that Magnus was immortal. He knew that one day he'd be old and that Magnus would probably just bee as young and alive as now. The new situation, whether temporary or not, doesn't change the fact that Magnus is a warlock. He was born as a warlock and his magic is a part of him as well as the immortality. Done.
The loft was unrecognizable. Alec went to the balcony and admired the view as he did so often before, as the door opened and Lorenzo entered. He had so much to say to him, wanted to yell at him, beat him but he tried to stay calm. Instead, he just asked quietly, "You really are despicable, aren't you? Lorenzo remained calm and replied only insolently, "Mr. Lightwood what a pleasant surprise. I didn't know you came with this apartment." And confessed that he just wanted to humiliate Magnus and put him in his place after all, he is now the high warlock of Brooklyn. Not Magnus. Mockingly, he added a condescending remark, "And the fact that he sent his little boyfriend to plead his case tells me I more than succeeded."Alec was seething with anger. Lorenzo forgot who he was talking to. Alec would teach him some manners. Lorenzo could play games with everyone else but not with Alec. No. "I'm the head of the New York Institute. Don't speak to me like that." For a moment he saw the fear in Lorenzo's eyes. Lorenzo said soothingly: "You're right." Perhaps this is getting unnecessarily heated." So Alec tried to negotiate with him offered to find him a better deal. But the warlock refused. He was only interested in referring Magnus to his place and playing out his new position of power. Alec had heard enough. You don't climb higher than you should otherwise you'll fall deeper than you'd like. And Lorenzo was getting too cocky. Alec lowered his voice as he spoke again "Enjoy this position while it lasts." The Clave doesn't take kindly to conniving, unethical Downworld... Leaders." He took a step towards Lorenzo and glared at him as he said: "You will slip up." And when you do, I'll be waiting there to take you down." With these last words he left the loft and thus a thoughtful and confused Lorenzo Rey.
Back at the institute Alec opened the door to his room when he realized, that he was probably still a little drunk, since he had obviously mistaken the room. He was just about to turn in between the door step when the shape on the bed moved and two cat eyes lit up in the dark and gazed at him. "Alec is it you?" Perplexed, Alec tried to spot the flaw in the room in the dim light. The furniture were the same but the walls had been painted in a cool shade of gray, black picture frames were mounted on the walls, with memories of travels he had made with Magnus. It looked like in an art gallery. A big plant was standing next to his desk and he slowly recognized the Scandinavian style that wafted through the room. "Maaa...gnuus, what have you done to my room...?" Alec laughed. He heard a giggle followed by a yawn."I was bored when I was waiting for you and well Nordic Interior Design is currently very trendy, you like it?" In that moment Alec knew he would never ask him. He didn't need to know the answer. The only truth he knew was that he loved this man with skin and hair. And that was all that matters. "I love it" Alec said. "And I love you, so will you finally join me my angel?" Magnus whispered. Alec liked it when Magnus addressed him with pet names, though not all of them were great, but most of them were actually really cute. He wasn't as original at them like his boyfriend and when he tried well... something strange came out of it. He has become friends with *Babe* it was not very originally but since he was the only one allowed to call Magnus like that it was enough. He undressed and slipped in something comfortable to sleep before he went to bed an snuggled up with Magnus. For a while they lay there quietly entwined until Alec asked into the darkness: "Magnus were you jealous of Underhill...? cause I wasn't sure but... " Magnus hesitated for a moment before he answered, maybe in an octave too high "Uhm nope, I have no reason to be." Alec laughed as he noticed the little lie and pressed Magnus even closer to him. He whispered in his ear: "We both know that there is no reason for jealousy but sometimes even I'm a bit jealous, I think that's normal." Magnus turned to look at Alec in surprise. His Alec jealous of whom? He could not imagine with the best of intentions who Alec even rudimentarily regarded as competition. "Please, who could you possibly be jealous of?" Magnus asked. Alec grinned into the darkness. "Good night babe."
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kinkykinard ¡ 6 years ago
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kawaiiusagichansan replied to your post: Whumptober 2018 - Day 21
Tony Stark, best unintentional wing man XD this was so good! For some reason I kept Imaging the poor flooded 2 story farm house being the same one I always imagine for Bones. The thought of loosing everything like that is always so sad and the thought of being trapped like that with no heat even worse. At least rescue came and by the best people ;) beautiful job!
A two-story farmhouse is exactly what I envisioned writing this!  I’m glad that came across. :)
Tony is 100% the greatest wingman, even when he’s being a little shit lol.
Thank you, darlin’!!! <3 
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lupintyde ¡ 7 years ago
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Master List of ML Crack Posts: #2
I’ve produced so much crack that I had to split the master list into multiple posts.  I didn’t even know there was a limit to the amount of links in a post...
Cracky goodness below the cut:
*PLEASE READ THE GENERAL DISCLAIMERS*
i won’t tell you how to live your life
but it’s probably a good idea to read the general disclaimers
I am no longer in this fandom for several reasons
so there won’t be any updates to this list
but here are the posts I’ve done
we watched the English dub because I have a kid who can’t read
and a husband who doesn’t want to
I prefer the French, but use the English names for all but Chat Noir
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Master list of ML Crack Posts: #1
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They Ship Themselves
Every and all form of water transportation imaginable.  Also, romance.
The Love Hexagon + ???? = Teamwork!
Adrienette, Ladynoir, Marichat, Ladrien and everything in between.
An open letter to Ladybug An open letter to Chat Noir Ladybug Loves Her Kitty-Chat (The Christmas Ep) Ladynoir is low-key Spideypool…no wait, hear me out! The Kiss (also under “English Dub, You Crazy!”) Chat rings his own bell (Marichat) The face that launched the ship (Marichat) Joining the “mile high club” (Ladynoir) Does that make Chat Princess Leia? (Ladynoir) Chat’s Charisma vs. Ladybug’s Snark (Ladynoir) A Regular Catsonova (Ladynoir) The Unintentional Wingman (Ladrien) If you must... (Ladrien) Marinette Being Cute (Adrienette) Adrien is so confused...(Adrienette, Alya) Marinette, check your face (Adrienette) Adrien’s having Bubbler flashbacks (Adrienette) That’ll do, Mari (Adrienette) That moment your heart skips a beat (the entire square) Subtlety, thy name is Marinette (Adrienette) Same people, same situation (Adrienette, Ladynoir)  The..um...addition... (warning: nightmare fuel)
Ghost Ships
All ships outside of the love square.  Because everyone needs their crack.
Getting to know each other (DJWifi)
MLM March: All the Gay (Adrien/Nino) NO ONE breaks up the bro hug  (Adrino vs. Adrienette) The Boss Battle For Adrien’s Love  (Adrino vs. Ladrien) Like two ships passing in the night–er–day (Adrino, Chloenette) Alya’s Matchmaker Senses™ were tingling (Kim/Max) Max’s Expression (Kim/Max)
The Best “Ship” Is Friendship!
Celebrating all the besties, bromances and everything in between
Friendship never tasted so sweet (Alya & Marinette) Alya, The Real MVP (Alya & Marinette) The Pep Talk (Alya & Marinette) Conversation Coach (Alya & Marinette) Mari is so extra (Alya & Marinette) We all have that friend (Alya & Marinette)
Adrien, the door-to-door Nino salesman (Adrien & Nino)   Nino’s voice of reason (Adrien & Nino) Official handshake of The Bromance™ (Adrien & Nino) So. Much. Potential. (Chloé & Ladybug/Marinette) Friend Battles (Chat vs. the Girls)
Adrien’s Army (Nino’s phone tree) Kim’s...Angels...? (Kim & his girls) Background Tall & Small Friendship (Alix & Juleka) Let’s do this! (Alya & Marinette, Kim & Max) Kim’s empathy (Kim & Max, with the rest of the gang) Mari’s brother from another mother (and father) (Kim & Marinette)
The “I need to talk to you NOW” move (OT4) Let’s go, Nino! (OT4)
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Long Series of Crack Posts
Mostly dealing with the Love Hexagon.
Adrien’s Game Series (Long Posts)
Season 1 from Adrien/Chat Noir’s perspective.
Part 1: The Evolution of Adrien’s Game Part 2: The A-mew-sing Sequel to Adrien’s Game Bonus: Adrien’s Game 2.5: The Ball’s In Your Court, Nino Part 3: Adrien’s Endgame Part 4: Adrien’s Game IV: The Revenge
A Lady’s Charm Series (Long Posts) - Discontinued
Season 1 from Marinette/Ladybug’s perspective.
Part 1: The Purr-ks of a Lady’s Charm: Origins 1 Part 2: The Purr-ks of a Lady’s Charm: Origins 2 Part 3: A Lady’s Guide to Chat-ting Up Your Partner Part 4: Ladybug Encounters the Green-Eyed Monster Bonus: Ladybug: Turn Off the Dark (Cupid) Part 5: A Lady’s Guide To Surviving Pop Culture Part 6: sorry guys, it’s not happening
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Random Crap
There’s a lot of random crap here
Akumatize Me!
Hawkmoth sure knows how to pick ‘em.
The akumas in ML are the Flash’s Rogues WHY my guy?
What Secret Identity?
Pfft.  Exactly -_-
Questionable Transformation Spots in ML I have so many questions Do Marinette’s parents know?
English Dub, You Crazy!
Alternate title: “Jen Learns You a Thing”
Did she or didn’t she?  (The Phantom Bell) Getting caught up to the Ladybug party (Night Patrols) The Kiss (also under “The Love Hexagon”) Your lack of “Princess” disturbs me (Evillustrator)
Jen’s Animated Gif Adventure
I’m still learning, you guys
Whack-A-Ladybug 1,000 Followers o_o 1,800 Followers Peek-a-Boo Marinette’s Revenge Not today, Adrien
Reactions Gifs For Your Collection
Gifs used on comment replies.  If you use them, please give me credit ^^
Gifs #1 Gifs #2 Gifs #3 Gifs #4 Gifs #5 Gifs #6
This Isn’t That (Posts of Varying Lengths)
Posts that are just too damn funny, but don’t fit any other tag.
Miraculous Fic Recs
Wth is wrong with Chat’s face... Wth is wrong with Chat’s face...again When you pause at the wrong moment When your friends don’t approve of your taste in perfume Ask a stupid question... The Agreste Pout When you’re playing an old school RPG... Jackdaddy Frustrated beans When you’re too nice to hang up on telemarketers He has a particular set of skills (sequel to above) Mari and Gabe are more alike than they think Those pants Pictured: An accurate representation of a preschooler ML Merch Ladybug is on Netflix!!
Out of Context #1 Out of Context #2 Out of Context #3
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Who the Hell ARE You?!
For those of you that want to know the person behind the crack posts, but are too shy to message me <3 <3
About Me
The Ask Meme to End All Ask Memes
My Thoughts On Miraculous
Ladybug and Mini Me
Various ML-related shenanigans, mostly featuring my daughter.
Action Figure Fun: Pounding It Through the Ages (SFW) Action Figure Fun: The Christmas Ep Action Figure Fun: Chat and Ladybug “go to bed” (SFW?) Action Figure Fun: Chat Vs. Hawkmoth Action Figure Fun: Hawkmoth Behind the Scenes Action Figure Fun: ML Toy Review Action Figure Fun: Plagg Takes a Cheesy Break Action Figure Fun: WTF Dave...
My daughter LOVES her some Chat Noir My daughter IS Chat Noir
A Miraculous Christmas (opening ML presents) Rick Steves confuses my toddler Plagg-cake Plagg-cake Part Deux
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