#he’ll love doing kabedons bet

[verxsyon]

kanto manji timeline (aftermath) tokrev. chifuyu x bookstore owner!gn!reader

¡ contains minor spoilers for the manga !

reader works at a bookstore across the street which owns the manga that chifuyu reads but he’s too much of a wimp to approach you, much to kazutora’s and baji’s disdain.

how did he manage to talk to his crush? his cat peke j gets lost when he’s on his way to the pet store and ends up at their route on the way to the bookstore. they bump into him and return peke j to him after they find out he’s his pet. they’re like “you’re that pet store owner across the street. cute cat.” chifuyu.exe not found.

[fbfh]

dave strider crushing on you hcs

So I shifted to homestuck recently and scared the shit out of everyone by cliff diving, their reactions were hilarious. Also dave kabedon-ed me and it was the best thing ever.

Anyway

This is the song I was listening to and it fits rlly well lol

Let's get into it

Dave with a crush is… something else

We already know

In spite of how much he tries to hide it

How smart and dedicated and creative he is

Due to his

Unique

Sense of humor

A lot of this is displayed through shitposts and crackheadery

The thing is once he realizes he likes you unironically???

All bets are off baby

The most obvious sign is that he stares at you pretty much all the time

He’ll just

Not in like, a creepy way or anything

But he’ll watch you while you’re hanging out

You could be staring at a wall and he’d find you interesting

I feel like his music is on a spectrum between 100gecs and atlas

Most of his music is on the former end of the spectrum

But once and a while he’ll drop a song that’s actually really sweet

His followers love to see his softer songs and always hype him up even though they’re very few and far between

He drops like four songs back to back and they’re like

Oh shit bro

You got it bad

And he does

He’s got it very bad

His bro gave him some sage wisdom

Which is “if you write a song for a babe you’re falling for, don’t show them till you’ve got your head straight cause it probably won’t be as good as you think. Except for my beats, which are all fire, always, no exceptions.”

The harder he falls for you, the harder it is to follow that advice

He likes being around you, too

If either of you leave for any reason he’ll either volunteer to go with you or offer you to come with him

Beverage runs, side quests, walking Jade’s dog for gods sake

Any excuse to be near you is one he’ll take

He’ll also just kinda stand or sit near you too

Being close to you physically is more intense than looking at you, so he does that a little less

Just because it’s a lot, yk

Oh god don’t get me started on the showing off and clowning for your attention

Even John is like wow bro you’re kind of doing a lot right now even for you are you good

The answer is no

Because he has not made you laugh enough yet

In spite of what he posts on sweet bro and hella jeff he’s actually a pretty good artist

Mostly digital because he favors intense color pallets

But he usually does make the drawings and edits for the covers of his songs and eps from scratch

He’ll notice some cute trait of yours

Or several

And they start getting incorporated into his album art on soundcloud

He’s fallen so hard his followers start to call him out on it

“Is this the same angel from the last song”

“Bro you gotta talk to them”

“SIMP”

Yeah he’s got it really bad

He keeps hoping that John or someone will casually mention his soundcloud so you’ll listen to all the sappy jams inspired by you

If you really can’t tell how bad he has it for you at this point

He playfully has you wear his sunglasses

Like how some people will jokingly steal their crushes baseball cap or beanie or w/e

He does the opposite

Everyone is painfully aware of how into you he is

Probably everyone but you at this point

He’s liked you from the moment he saw you so you probably think he’s just like this

When it gets to the point that his bro catches him slumped over his turntables, beet red from thinking about you, staring into space because he’s so flustered that he can’t even put his feels into bars anymore

That’s how he knows it’s for real

Bro probably gives him some pointers on how to confess

And it’s only then that he realizes that he can confess to you

And that you might even reciprocate these feels

It’s like a pleasant slap to the face

He’s so consumed by this crush that he hadn’t even thought it could go further

Or that shooting his shot was a possibility

And now that’s all he’s thinking about

How to confess to you

And he realizes instantly

Make you a mixtape

He goes through his soundcloud and picks out his favorite songs he wrote about you

And writes some more to fill it out

He writes “for angel” in red sharpie on the front

He wants to give it to you immediately but it also takes him like, two days to work up the nerve

And now he has to get through the most agonizing part

He has to wait

And see what you think

And he likes you so much he feels like he’s about to combust

But that’s normal for a crush, right??

[wonderwomanfantasy]

Inarizaki Overprotective of an Omega Manager

ohh my favorite team I’m so excited. 

-right headcannon time babie 

-Atsumu 100% refers to you as his omega even though you too aren’t dating

-Everytime he does Osuamu hits him in the back of the had with a volleyball

-He says it’s because he doesn’t want Atsumu annoying you but really it’s because he’s a little jealous and mad you don’t correct his brother.

-Kita knows the only way he’s going to get people to leave you alone is if he is standing be hind you menacingly so that the other team members are scared off.

-this leads to a lot of accidental looming over you even when he doesn’t mean too

-if you weren’t used to his threatening aura you’d be pissing yourself

-Suna seems chill but don’t trust him he’s sneaky. 

-Sometimes when the two of you hang out you end up falling alseep beside him or ontop of him because his scent is just that calming and once you’re asleep he’ll take a few pictures of the two of you cuddling to brag to the team group chat

-always sends some petty ass caption like “if she’s your omega why does she cling like this to me huh?” 

- a messy bitch

- you think you might catch a break with Aran and Hitoshi but nope

-these boys are clowns too 

-Every time they do something cool you can bet the first thing they do is go “(Y/N) DID YOU SEE THAT?!”

-they dead ass glare at anyone who looks at you but the second you turn around to see them they look at you like this:

-but even so you love your boys very much and you put up with they’re antics 

-needless to say no one at school hits on you

-not when you have a pack of guard dogs biting the heads off of anyone who even looks at you 

-and for the most part other teams don’t hit on you

-I mean they have their own cute omega mangers to fawn over. 

-but then you have a match against Johzenji and huh you can probably see where this is going

-Terushima catches a whiff of you and can’t help himself

-he bumps into you before the match starts and it’s basically just instinct to kabedon you against the wall and smirk at you

-you are the prettiest omega he’s ever seen 

-at least that’s what he tells you

-you are mentally running a timer while you ignore all of his questions about whether you’re seeing anyone or if you want his number so he can show you a good time.

-It takes less than a minute for your team to notice you’d gone missing and suddenly the twins are on him. 

-Osamu quietly and easily lifts Terushima off of you while Atsumu barks at him asking just what he thinks he’s going with *his* Omega

-Kita is drawn to the noise like a moth to a flame and decides that extracting you from the situation is more important than stoping the other boys.

-he leaves you alone with the rest of the team before going back to make sure the twins didn’t kill anyone

- “who scented you?” Suna asked and all hell broke lose suddenly the whole team is frothing at the mouth 

-who dare??? scent??? their precious manager???

-they do not go easy on Johzenji and win in straight sets 

-Rip Terushima

-that does not, however, stop Terushima from hitting on you again after the match

-he asks if Atsumu is really your Alpha and if so it’s good to know you like guys that look like him

-Seriously he could be the missing miya triplet. anyways

-Aran just sorta picks you up and carries you away and you have to wriggle out of his arms and stop the team from killing the poor boy

-it is a fitful ride back to school with everyone on edge

-in the end you thank them for taking care of you and politely ask that they don’t try to murder the next guy who hits on you

-I mean after all are you only allowed to date someone already on the team?

-the answer is yes.

[originalgenshinscenarios]

zhongli , xiao , kaeya , childe , diluc ,albedo and venti (sorry if this is too much i just love them all so much) with a s/o that’s a tsundere

It's not too much! My character limit is 10 after all ;) I tried to make all equally long and I hope I managed that

Zhongli, Xiao, Kaeya, Childe, Diluc, Albedo and Venti with tsundere! S/O

Zhongli

Believe it or not but he quickly got used to the way you express your emotions. It was a bit confusing to him but he understood it in no time (with some help).

But even though he's used to it he still sometimes doesn't know how to respond. This leads to few awkward moments where he just doesn't say anything.

He knows how much you care for him so your sometimes harsh words never bothered him.

Sometimes he might chuckle when you give him a lowkey insulting nickname. He finds it cute when you try so hard to hide that he doesn't make your heart beat faster... That said you often make him swoon as well.

"There's no need to feel embarrassed, it's no secret that I love you" he says as he lets you feel his heartbeat as proof.

His soft smile often leaves you staring, he of course realizes it but doesn't comment on it or show it in any way that he knows.

Xiao

How in the world did you two started dating is one of the most mysterious of mysteries in existence.

Both of you were equally stubborn on denying how you feel and even how the other feels!

It used to be something like this: "I have no feelings for the likes of you" but the second you were gone from his sight he'd still look back at your direction hoping to see you soon.

Basically you two are a mess. But a good kind of mess.

Always pointing how whatever either of you do is nothing big will make you stay up at night and think "Why did I say that!?"

Luckily to you two it's obvious how much you are in love. So even when you are a bit tough to one another you quickly get over it. Xiao would be usually second to apologize though...

"I didn't really mean what I said... So forget it will you?"

He tries to do better and so do you. So it's kind of sweet to see how your relationship changes.

Kaeya

You can say whatever you want he will still know what you really mean. It's like he's reading your mind. That's Kaeya for ya!

He's the type of person who pretends to take your words literally just so he can see your reaction.

"Oh? You hate me now? I suppose I'll leave since you clearly don't want to be around me" with that petty tone. If you end up admitting that you don't want him gone he's going to tease the living shit out of you.

But if you are more stubborn you'll see how far he can go for a joke...

Still it gets lonely and boring without you so it doesn't go too far. He'd hate to make you suffer.

He's not afraid to admit to that mistake "Did you miss me? Because I sure did... Let's not do something like this ever again"

From that time he'd just joke around how he's the worst to satisfy you and without you realizing he'd get closer and closer leaving you a flustered mess. He likes it more than being away from you.

Childe

If you say something rude to him he'd say something along the lines of "You want to kiss me so bad it makes you look stupid" or "Aww I love you too"

The tension between you two is sometimes too intense. A lot of teasing... sometimes even more flirting.

He likes to leave you without any chance to escape him. Be it by hugging you slightly too tight or by everyone's favorite kabedon.

Or sometimes he does something that just makes it almost impossible for you to respond- what I mean is that when he's confident enough he'll kiss you instead of wasting time with words.

In the end he always gotta win. And winning you over time and time again never gets old. The more "mad" you get afterwards the better.

But he sure does like it when you smile more. So he's not gonna be a total douche.

Diluc

He understands that sometimes it's easier to deny your feelings but... You're literally dating.

It's hard to admit your feelings and he never will force them out of you, it might make the moment awkward at times but it might be better than pressuring you.

He is always confused why you get worked up so easily. But he won't be scared to tell you that you are acting like a fool either.

"Calm down Y/N, you don't need to explain yourself whenever you do something for me... That said let me thank you for your assistance"

You might insult him on accident but he'd always just roll his eyes to this and not react in any other way.

Diluc isn't the most romantic person, however his small gestures are his main charm. Always looking out for you and making you feel so safe around you is enough...

Albedo

He might look a bit exhausted by it but in reality he isn't really bothered by it and it's easy to see once you talk to him.

But the other way around is a bit tricky. He can recognize where he completely messed up but if it's something little he probably won't notice it.

The way you act doesn't make it any easier either. Albedo can be quite oblivious at times so please don't treat him with silent treatment becouse he might actually start ignoring you and do his thing for some time, only to later pretend that nothing happened.

"Do you want something? I was a bit busy but now that I'm taking a break I can hear you out"

If you end up in an argument he'd try to rethink what he did but in the end it would be hard for him to see if he did any wrong since he'd think that all he did was give you time to cool off. So direct question was in order.

After getting the answer out of you he decided to make it up to you. Before you knew it he asked you to get ready to go out.

Next you end up on a little date not so far from the city and yet it felt like the whole world was just the two of you on this small part of the world.

"I want to understand you better Y/N... Will you give me another chance?"

Venti

Just you try to deny him your love. That's a dare. He's going to be sooo pouty.

"D'aww Y/N come on! Don't be like that~" he hugs you from behind looking up at your face.

He's rather affectionate in general. But he sees the thin line between you being uncomfortable and you just being a little bit embarrassed.

I imagine that someone like him knows a lot of ways to make his beloved swoon. He knows how is way with words after all.

And he knows how some of his words work on you. So you can bet that he's gonna use that against you.

All teasing aside Venti is extremely loving you know? His jokes are just his way to show you to not take everything so seriously.

Even when he's acting like an idiot he's your idiot. And no matter how you try to deny it you love him and he loves you back. That's the reality.

Sometimes you'll just sit somewhere far away from any other people and just enjoy the moment. Heck he'll even sing for you.

That's when it's the easiest for you to open up to him, that's why he'd often "steal you away" you from your regular duties from time to time.

~Mod Lisa

[kuroos-moon]

Captains and Strong Independent S/o’s

☁︎︎ request:  Oikawa, Kuroo and either Bokuto or Ushijima (I cant choose!) reacting to a (fem or g/n) reader who does some type of martial art and they’re kinda tough/strong and (maybe they’re the team manager and they don’t take no shit) and the captains kinda crush on them for it? (I like to imagine Oikawa having a tough gf who stops Iwa from being mean to him and jokingly threatens Iwa that if he wants to hurt Tohru he has to go through her

☁︎︎ pairing: oikawa x reader, kuroo x reader, ushijima x reader

☁︎︎ warning/s: swearing, felt a bit of angst while writing for ushijima’s idk why tho it might just be my imagination :> 

☁︎︎ a/n: also dont know if it’s obvious but i kinda got carried away with ushijima’s 

Oikawa Tohru

• is a smug little shit every time you’re with him or in the same room at least 

• like,, he could piss Iwa-chan off to death and he won’t get hurt for it? now this is what he calls power

• sincerely loves and adores you, but at first, he kinda got sad that you’re so self-sufficient, you practically don’t need him 

• but he’s now long accepted that you’re just so you… and in your relationship, it’s you who does the protecting and looking out by a whole lot (ofc it doesn’t mean he loves you less) 

• that’s why he gets so so soft when he gets his turn in being the person who’s leaned on

• as their manager, he loves how you get things done so effectively, even Kyotani bows down to you, as he should—he always says in his head, smiling as he looks at the feral boy getting flustered around you  

• he listens to you all the time and we all know Tohru backing down is so rare 

“Oy, you’re overdoing it, let’s go.” 

“Head home without me, Iwa-chan,” he mutters mindlessly as he screws up another serve, a scowl on his face as he bends down to get another ball; but he freezes at an instant upon Iwaizumi’s words—no, Iwaizumi’s threat.

“Suit yourself, I’ll call y/n.” 

Oikawa has never changed stance so quickly in his life, cleaning up the gym as he sends smiles to his best friend’s way every five seconds, hoping he won’t tell on him on his cute but scary girl who could easily kick him unconscious. 

• he uses your name to threaten anyone who wants to cross him and they will back down immediately

• also likes to show off because he knows you treasure him so much; he likes to be babied by you especially in front of others 

“y/n-chan c’mere,” he softly says, whining a bit. The rest of his team look at the both of you in astonishment as you take the captain in your arms, Tohru’s cheek on your shoulder, looking back at the bewildered look on his teammate’s faces while you sit side by side on the bench. 

They could never get used to someone as tough as you having such the softest spot for Shittykawa… like how could you even stand him? 

“Really tired,” he mumbles, a small smile on his lips when you run your fingers through his hair. “I know, you were great as always, let’s head home so you could rest.” 

“Y/n-chan, today, Iwa-chan hit my head when you were out to get water. It really hurt,” he says, still in your embrace as he smirks at his teammates. 

Their mouths fall open, Iwaizumi’s eye twitching in irritation for his shitty best friend. 

“And Maki-chan…” Hanamaki grits his teeth, looking at him pleadingly in panic as his mind runs through everything he did today, wondering what he could’ve done to your beloved. “He ate my milk bread; I was really hungry.” 

Yup, Maki and Iwaizumi knew there was hell to pay, gulping in unison when you pull away from your boyfriend and narrow your eyes at them. 

“Iwa-chan. I thought we agreed you weren’t hitting Tohru again.” 

A chill runs down his spine, Tohru simply looks at you with pride, pulling you into his lap as he wraps his arms around your waist before you get the chance to throw hands at Iwaizumi.

Kuroo Tetsuro

• loves loves LOVES your remarks, your attitude, the way you take no crap from anyone, like “ah, he’s scared shitless, that’s my girl” 

• dw, you’re not a thug or anything, but men who force their feelings on you will see heaven’s gates early 

• and kuroo’s so pleased about it. sure, he’d love to get the chance to act all cool and brooding and possessive in front of other suitors but what’s more fun is watching their dejected faces as you say—

• “how many times do I have to turn you down? I have my tetsuro, now back the fuck off or I’ll break your nose.” 

• you had no idea he was just outside your classroom waiting for you, arms crossed and a cocky grin stretching his lips when you lock eyes with him

• “chibi-chan!” he calls off cheerily, and you bet he’ll tease you about it til death do you part 

• “don’t just stand there, give your tetsuro a hug!” 

• laughs about how your friendly banters with yamamoto always end up with you winning the argument 

• you rub off as mean bc you won’t take any disrespect, even a little—and that’s great

• those are one of the things he loves about you 

• but he’s always worried you might get hurt or hated for it, though he knows you are very much capable of beating anyone up even kuroo himself

• so he’s always holding you back, and I can’t stress this enough, but this man knows you could fend for yourself and he is so proud you’re his partner 

• he just wants to make certain that no one’ll hurt you, okay kitten? 

• your conversations often go like this: 

“I’ll beat up whoever tries to lay a hand on me.” 

“don’t say such reckless things, you’re not superman.”

“uhuh, geez, I’ll be fine, I don’t need you to walk me home.” 

“well news flash, your tetsuro, needs his y/n to walk him ho—ow,” he mutters when you slap his chest. 

“go home with kenma.”

“I don’t want kenma,” he scowls, already irked that this is turning into an argument.

“too bad,” you deadpan.  

“ugh,” he groans, “imagine a girlfriend who actually listens to you, just imagine.” 

• he is the one and only person you’ll gladly accept lectures from, bc his lectures are always reasonable and for your own good

after checking and verifying that you were completely okay, you knew he was about to go down to business. 

“you got into a fight? What are you? a thug?” he crosses his arms. You were both inside the gym along with the rest of his teammates who looked like they were far too preoccupied to listen. They were all clearly listening in though, except Kenma of course.  

watching your figures from a few feet away, it was obvious that he was scolding you, and Lev already had a ridiculous visualization of you hitting Kuroo. Everyone was worried you’ll fight him, or maybe even hit him, well, everyone except Kenma, of course. 

The setter knew that you would never ever lay a hand on kuroo as if the 6’1 captain was fragile. He also knew that you loved and respected kuroo too much to actually get agitated just because he was scolding you, you aren’t an unreasonable person. Lastly, he knew that kuroo would be going soft on you in five minutes tops, his best friend is hopeless like that. 

Kenma was right, he always is. Your back is glued to the wall behind you, Kuroo’s hand beside your head, his face extremely close to yours that you’re left flustered which is rare. 

After you were rambling on about how you had to put that girl in her place, going off about how it made you so mad and he should cut you some slack, he knew just how to shut you up. And it worked. You’re speechless. 

“what was that again, hm? go on, you surely had a lot to say,” he mutters, acting all tough as if he wasn’t dying to just kiss you now. when you don’t respond and stare at him and his lips instead, he already gives in. yes, just like that. “you were wrong to do that, okay?” he breathes, the worry from earlier on making its way out through his voice. 

“I know, I’m sorry.” 

Locking lips with you, you pull him closer to yourself, and kuroo had purposely decided to kabedon you on this wall since his broad back would be shielding the two of you from his teammates’ line of sight. 

After pulling away, he pats your head, licking his lips. “I forgive you, I’m not mad anymore.” You look away in embarrassment, realizing how petty you must’ve seemed to him. He sighs before hugging you, chin atop your head. 

“Make this the last time, okay? I swear you’re shortening my lifespan having me worried all the time.” 

You hug him tighter as a response, kuroo letting out a breath of contentment. Regardless of how tough you are outside; you are and always will be his soft little kitten and it was his greatest honor that you allow him to take care of you like this. 

Ushijima Wakatoshi

• is probably a little too used to the idea of his most treasured girlfriend being extremely capable and self-sufficient 

• his teammates would always look at him like ‘why are you not stepping in,’ every time you’re in a tough spot i.e. having an argument with someone or having a too-touchy suitor 

• then they’d be like “oh, that’s why,” after you flung the despicable creature out to space 

• he thinks so highly of you, not only are you physically strong, you’re even tougher on the inside too

• this is kinda a given but I’ll say it anyway—he can be unintentionally insensitive (well your relationship is kinda new)

• example no 1: 

you were arguing with goshiki and while he would normally like to ignore you and let you have your way; he was getting annoyed bc the argument was far too petty. 

“I’m gonna surpass him!” 

“and I’m telling you that you ca-

your mouth is clamped with a big hand, and it took you only a second to realize it was Wakatoshi because only he would have the nerve to lay a hand on you like this. he still doesn’t say anything, dragging you with him in an empty hallway for privacy.

finally after you stopped walking, he turns to you and looks at you expectantly. “what was that for? Did you even wash your hand,” you mutter, slightly annoyed. 

“I haven’t touched the ball yet, don’t worry,” he lowly says, making you sulk because he totally missed your point. “still, you didn’t have to make me shut up by clamping your hand against my mouth.” He’s too… not gentle with you sometimes. 

“you were going to say something you shouldn’t to goshiki.”

“he said something he shouldn’t have.” 

he only narrows his eyes at you and you do the same, anyone from your class would’ve been scared at the sight. You were both known as the cutest yet intimidatingly scary couple. 

• you were in the early stages of dating and though you understood each other well, it wasn’t really enough yet

• it’s all good though, because once you tell him that he was too uncaring of you and your feelings he does something that no other man would do: 

• apologize, admit his mistake, reflect on it a lot and,,, actually change!! 

• he’s much softer to you after that, and he finally realizes that you were still his precious girl and you were sensitive when it came to him 

• cursed himself for being too reliant on how you never seemed sensitive or needy

• doesn’t dwell too much on regret, just treats you 100x times better 

• is fascinated with your passion for martial arts but is against you overdoing training

• one time, he was torn between dragging you out of practice or just turning a blind eye to your visible exhaustion since you’re always so tough anyway, you’ll manage 

• but then he remembers his promise to himself to never treat you like you aren’t the most special person to him so he excuses himself from practice and heads to your training room 

you sat alone, your back to the wall. everyone else has gone home but you stayed because your muscles were too sore and you felt like you couldn’t even walk for another day. maybe it had something to do with how you’ve been training too much. 

you’re startled upon seeing shoes on the floor you blankly stared at, looking up to meet eyes with Ushijima. “Wakatoshi,” you say in surprise. 

he is expressionless as he bends down across you between your legs, and you had to admit this was something you weren’t used to from him. “are you okay?” he asks, his voice soft as velvet. you’re taken aback by his question, looking away in embarrassment. 

Wakatoshi rarely asks you that, and most of the time it was only when you said the word ‘ow’ when you accidentally hit something. you clear your throat, bringing your hands together to play with your fingers, “I’m okay.” 

it was silent for a few seconds before you hear him sigh, not only that, warm, gentle hands had found its way to yours and you look at him, bewildered. “is this okay?” he asks, looking down at both your hands and you nod. “your hands are much smaller, compared to mine at least.” he says, but you’re too flustered to even understand that. 

“are other things okay too?” he asks, and like his former statement, you didn’t understand. your silence doesn’t stop him though, he decided to push his luck. tugged gently by your wrist, your back’s no longer pressed to the wall as ushijima wakatoshi pulls you in his arms for the first time in your very few months of dating. 

“wakatoshi,” you mumble, your heart racing so much you’re sure he feels it against his chest. he’s so warm, welcoming, and in his loving hold felt like the rightest place to be. “you’re not feeling okay.”

you don’t respond, opting to bury your face at the crook of his neck instead. “I’m here, I know you’re tired.” 

you both stay in that position for a long time, it was addicting to be cradled in his arms and he felt the same. “y/n,” he whispers, and you hum in response. 

“you’re strong. very strong. you don’t need a man at all.”

your heart skips a beat, “toshi are you breaking up with me?” 

you hear a soft chuckle ring in your ears, “let me finish. as I said, you’re very strong. you look like you’re always so tough. but you’re not, and so…” he trails off, so you pull away to look at him, hesitance evident in his eyes, his palm still pressed at the small of your back. 

“you’re not always strong. in fact if I dare say, you are fragile, and I care about you. so please, allow me to be there for you all the time, I’ll be here, just like now.” 

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[skipps-writes-for-gojo-satoru]

Ahh I haven’t asked for something like this before. I’ve been like really sad because like I’ve been questioning why would anybody ever love me? And afraid to let somebody close because I’m so flawed? So May I have some headcanons where Gojou is pursuing a reader he really likes, and the reader likes him a lot too but doesn’t want him to get too close to her because she’s afraid of that rejection but he convinces her otherwise? Like angst to super fluff. I’m sorry this is so personal ty ily💙

Ok, stop that thought right there! Its normal to be flawed we all are as humans. Nobody is meant to be perfect. I bet you that are tons of people who love you, but you just don't realize it! If no one is gonna say it I will!! I love you and I care about you ❤ please don't put yourself down like that now come here and lemme give you a virtual hug but enough from me I'll let Gojou handle the rest 😌

It was pretty obvious to everyone in Jujutsu High, that you guys liked each other.

Gojou is always trying to be as affectionate as he can towards you. Randomly surprising you with flowers or souvenirs he bought.

A very big tell tale sign Gojou Satoru likes no loves you is that is he's willing to share his sweets with you.

He preordered Kashiwa Mochi and waited three months for his order and he shared it with you.

"(Y/N), we're going to have a dessert date! I preordered some super rare mochi, let's share it together～！

"D-dessert date?!"

He tried giving off as many signs as he could signaling that he was interested in you but why were you still hesitating?

Gojou Satoru is no coward so it's going to be direct with you.

"Gojou, what's the time now?"

"I like you, (L/N) (Y/N)."

"...."

Whenever he can he would proclaim his love for you, it didn't matter who was around.

All he does nowadays is just gush about you to the students and faculty.

"Sensei, can we get back to the lesson?"

"Wait wait, did you know (L/N) likes cats?!"

Until one day, he was at his wits end so he classically kabedons you in the school hallway.

"Gojou, w-what are you doing?"

"I like no I love you (Y/N), please go out with me..."

"I'm sorry but I can't.."

"Why not?"

Gojou leans in closer to your face, your face flushed pink at the proximity. "You wouldn't understand.." you whisper looking down, avoiding his stare. Gojou brings his hands to gently cup your face, this thumbs caressing your cheeks. "Then tell me, please..." You feel your eyes well up with tears at his gesture. "I'm afraid...I'm afraid because I'm not good enough for you. You deserve someone better! I'm just a nobody, why would anyboー" You were silenced with a pair of warm lips covering yours, your eyes widen in shock. Gojou puts all of his feelings into the kiss if words couldn't convince you he'll just have to show you. Your eyes widen as tears slowly roll down your cheeks, wetting his hand as well. After, moment you both pull away with a gasp of air. You sniffle with glassy eyes "why..?" "Because I love you and I'll say it as many times as it takes for you to believe me (Y/N)." Gojou wipes away the newly formed tears from your eyes as he rests his forehead against yours, pulling your body closer to his as cry out the remaining sadness you held within your heart, never once pulling away.

[torikaku]

🦁 Leona Kingscholar x reader: fluff headcanons

Before and even already in the relationship with you, Leona started to take more care of his hair. He spends time and even some beauty products on his hair to make it fluffier, brushes it thoroughly, and braids his signature braids by himself. Aww, the cheeky lion wants to impress you with his mane~

He’s not good with his words and also thinks that actions speak louder than words, so he shows his love toward you in various ways. E.g. his tail constantly touches you, brushes your arms, thighs, waist; it wraps around your wrist if you walk beside each other.  

Your laps/thighs are his favourite pillow. He lays his head on them, wrapping his arms around your waist and nuzzling his face into your stomach. Bonus points if you pet him; you’re the only one person who’s allowed to touch his ears – scratch behind them and you’ll hear Leona purring.

Your neck is the spot that receives a lot of attention. When cuddling on the bed, he buries his head into your neck, licks and nibble it – or your nape when he spoons you; later you’ll probably have the evidence of his affection, but you can pay him back, he won’t mind.

Biting and nibbling are the lion’s casual form of affection: a small bite on your neck, arms, fingers, ears.

In the morning when you try to wake him up, Leona hugs you closer to him, rubs his cheeks on yours or head-butts you with his forehead sleepily. He not only tries to make you stay with him longer, but he also leaves his scent on you, marking you this way.

Loves when you nap with him. He sits in the shadow of a tree, you rest your head on his chest, he purrs to you, and the vibration of his chest will calm you into sleep, while he’s petting you. Then he falls asleep himself. Ruggie will find you two like this later and definitely take some photos for blackmail, chuckling at you.

He tries not to sleep that much to hang out and spend more time with you: whether it’s just casual conversations, playing chess, training in Magical Shift (if you’re interested), sharing and reading a book together.  

Flustering you is his hobby. He kabedons you, putting his arms on either side of your head, trapping you, and smirks with this toothed smile that makes you weak. Your flushed face only urges him to do it more.

When you two make out, you sit on Leona’s lap. You put your arms around his neck, or cup his cheeks; one of his hands holds you lower back, while the other one’s stroking your thigh, making you shudder a little; his tail is brushing your waist, spine, arms; he bites your lower lip and then soothes it with a lick.

Due to his status, he can easily give you expensive presents. Even if you can’t afford something valuable for him, Leona’s content to receive anything from you, even something handmade – you spent so much time creating this bracelet? You bet he’ll wear it; you crafted this card and photo frame? He’ll put them on his desk in his room.

[sugar-petals]

:: Two Girls Dominating SuperM

↳ NOTE: Since sharin’ is carin’ 😋 Happy holidays! Get the list Santa cuz here go seven kinds of naughty. PS: I use different POVs here, whatever fits best.

words. 3.3k

warnings ⚠️ bondage, pegging, flexibility kink, sex toys, some switch!kai, rough sex, harnesses, oral (m giving), possessiveness, taemin’s evil lady kink, ice cream

⎡Taeyong⎦⇁ I think it’s time to reveal an unspoken truth about the pop industry. You ready? When Rihanna did S&M, a vision of Taeyong from the future whispered the lyrics in her ear. I swear to god. That’s exactly how it happened. Just the way we’d expect, dear Taeyong is gonna float in paradise. Not one domme ready to shake him up, but two? He can retire. Boy doesn’t need anything else. Except maybe a bit of cash to buy harnesses he can model but they’ll treat him to that anyway. That being said. Knowing that two fly madams in latex are ravaging his body at every chance they can get is gonna make him know he can die happy one day. Like, he truly lived. He won’t really hold back with restructuring a lot of parts of his life to let this dynamic unfold all the way. We’ve heard of his DIY skills. This sounds funny but Taeyong will design, paint, decorate, and maintain a special area for their play. Not necessarily just one room, he varies that. We know how gifted he is with interiors and domestic ideas, so. Prepare to get blown away by his sheer efforts. And man, the amount of spare time he can stretch to get a quickie out of that time window. Incredible. Even more interesting is gonna be the range. Taeyong can handle girls that dress up super differently every time, he goes along with any roleplay or character they come up with. He’s gonna be their little prince, their hotel boy, their waiter, their flight attendant, their Jack Dawson incarnate. And their dream boy altogether, cuz that’s what Taeyong is.

His frustrations are bound to work up over weeks if he is busy at SM, so finally seeing them again will have him so excited. And nervous. And so involved with preparing things for them, the perfectionist comes out. Can you imagine Taeyong donning his apron and preparing a four course menu for an entire afternoon? You bet he’ll pull that off. Butler Taeyong will be at full throttle. He’s gonna end up getting viciously fucked in the kitchen anyways. Like to the point where all his hair is a mess in his face and everyone ran out of breath. And seriously, he’s the type to completely surrender and place all trust in the girls. Which they know, and they’ll reward him so well. With things Taeyong loves best aka getting whipped and plowed. One of you could be binding him to a fucking machine and controlling the remote, the other marking his legs and upper back. The little bun gets terribly turned on if you push him on all fours for that and hold the nape of his neck in place so he can’t go anywhere. Consider your carpet ruined with semen. While Taeyong is busy recharging for the next round lying on the floor exhausted, you take polaroids.

⎡Baekhyun⎦⇁ Okay listen, I’ll tell you the secret. You can pull a complete duality on him. Baekhyun, getting nuzzled and snuggled and squeezed from all sides because he’s so sweet? Absolutely his jam. He got two hands to hold, after all. And two mochi cheeks to kiss, my friend, two of them. But also, getting a full dose of freaky stuff inflicted on him with some good music playing? This loud little fucker is going to levitate. These two raging girls can take complete control of his body and fool around to their liking. Grabbing his butt, feeding him cake, dressing him up or stripping him down, riding his face to oblivion. Like not just circling your hips. Actual sharp thrusting and making him forget the light of day. And using some cute pink ropes to string his pretty wrists from the ceiling as a treat. Only a matter of time until he’s an arching mess. As you already suspected: A giant dose of ass destruction is only one step away. Any toy suffices. At best, when he’s trying to beat a new high score and has to concentrate on the game. Nice challenge for his focus, he likes that. He wants to feel how he’s getting stretched out from all directions until it hurts so good. Screaming „Ah!“ is his favorite word. Maybe not too straps in one hole, that’s Taeyong territory, and Baekhyun’s ass is really tight generally, but spitroasting? His favorite pastime. Stuffed up and getting a load of extra hard thrusts. He can suck and gyrate all the way, all at the same time like he never did anything else. It’s gotta be hard and fast. I’m telling you, he’ll make it sloppy anyway.

Did he ever think he could get fucked up like this by a sexy tag team? Nope, he squarely thought he was undeserving. Now that he’s getting regularly suffocated and earns the praise for being so cute, Baekhyun is actually starting to believe he can ask for and enjoy that glorious wreckage. Because if there’s one thing he wishes for, it’s drowning in his own spit. These two are gonna be so territorial and wild, his dick and tongue are gonna threaten to fall off every night. How many condoms Baekhyun’s gonna fill, those will be record numbers, it’s like the album charts. Baekhyun’s a straight-up cum bank dairy cow extraordinaire when it comes to milking him dry. Like what did you think if two mommies feed him with all sorts of delicacies, all that juice is going to stock up and get ready to blow. And the amounts and types of collars Baekhyun’s neck is gonna be in: Whole lot, even with leashes attached. Oh god, they’ll strap him stupid with some dog ears on as a reward. Baekhyun’s prostate is gonna be a constantly spongy ruined mess, poor mochi gonna end up waddling around the kitchen to chug a liter of water at 3 AM.

⎡Taemin⎦⇁ You know who’s gonna be in his element. You just know it. Taemin is ride or die when it comes to wanting someone to be the boss of him. He’s not just dabbling in all that jazz to experiment, he’s livin’ and breathing it. Taemin’s imagination is the 3D version of AO3’s finest fanfics. Hell, he even imagines the sounds over and over, it’s gotta be 4D! He’s already crafted the most intricate fantasies for some seriously action movie-like roleplay. But let's start from the beginning. What’s on Taemin’s ever-wicked mind when he goes to sleep at night? Two intimidating ladies ganging up on him. Arriving on their black motorcycle at his house, flirting the living hell out of him, raiding his fridge, grinding on his lap in their biker gear, licking his face, taking his luxurious clothes off, calling him names, making him dance for him (that one’s a staple), biting down on his torso wherever they please, and having their way with him until it’s all one big orgy. Hell, probably on that motorcycle in the garage. Taemin pretty much getting one dry orgasm after the other because it’s the time of his life. Like, they’re really spoiling him. And he’s giving himself to them. That kind of scenario going down? To Taemin, that sounds like his wettest of dreams come true. He’s like yes, yes, yes and yes. A dynamic duo of sadistic girlfriends, that’s gonna leave him so shook and utterly addicted. Like he wants to get backed into a corner, bring on all the kabedon, Taemin goes all the way the way we know him. Nobody loves that fantasy more than him.

Now… the trick is. They’re actually really fun and sweet and pet his hair incessantly. You know, casually, doing daily life things. Cooing at him and getting all the sweetest princely kisses from their angel. My god, they’ll be so gently in love with him. But in the bedroom, it’s raw business. Taemin is gonna take is so hard, he’ll be seeing stars. That he’s getting slapped around — the thighs included, he loves that — while getting a handjob has to be the most orgasmic experience ever. Taemin is gonna bust fifty-thousand nuts over having his hair pulled by one girl and being choked by the other. Boy is he gonna be hard even if the pants stay on. What if he’s not the one grinding around this time. Two scary girls riding his lap, cuffing and belittling him — wow. Taemin never wants that feast to end. Getting roughed up at any occasion makes his day. He is needy, but the girls have all the cruel shit could ever ask for, and he has the stamina to handle all of it. And the class, he never loses his mystery. A fucking marathon with some pretty brutal bondage and impact play involved, no problem, he’ll last it. You can torture the soul out of him, he’s gonna be winding and gasping for more. Except maybe that his voice is gonna be pretty hoarse if they don’t gag his mouth for the most part. Man, Taemin is so vocal. This will have the ladies all runny beyond imagination. Nobody who meets him casually is gonna suspect it, but Taemin has the wettest dick in all of Seoul (unless Lucas is doing an allnighter) and no pliable brain left because he’s got is fucked out hard daily and he gave it daily. Now you know.

⎡Jongin⎦⇁ Kai is gonna act smug about this right from the start. He’s gonna be the guy who’s proud to show you off, walking around arms over your either shoulders, him right in the middle. Like hello, I’m experienced. The entirety of SM Entertainment is gonna have rumors circulating but nobody’s gonna be surprised. Little does he know you’re down to make his naughty lyrics come true. Kai is gonna get pegged and punished holding onto his dear oversized teddy bear. Literally, these two will have him burying his entire face there. Whimpering and high-pitched moaning like it’s time for EXO adlibs. His couch is large enough for three people, so. Somebody is gonna end up horny and crying. With his album on repeat because there’s no better music to fuck to, don’t kid yourself, you likely don’t, anyway. It’s Kai we’re talking about. He has sluttiness for days. Getting your hands on all that tall dark and handsome goodness is just all that you need as a domme duo. Have you seen how this guy moves just breathing and walking and cocking his head on the occasion… I don’t wanna know how far he can go in the horizontal realm to put it carefully.

But you gotta be ready for Kai’s aggressive side that wants to make things happen. If you like a struggle for dominance, this is the address. You two are just too tempting and delicious not to move around on his bed to assume new positions. And if Jongin doesn’t feel like snapping his dangerous hips into either of you, he’s lying. Kai is ready to fucking dick you down like it’s your birthday. He has to be taught to request and wait like a good boy, on his best behavior and his knees preferably. Yep, I think that Kai is a case for some extended training because he’s so impatient, with good reason, but he still needs to be put in his place. Which Kai likes because it means you go harder on him without restraint. Was it his goal all along? I can see one of the girls taking the role of speaking to him with his head in her lap. Giving commands occasionally, checking in. And the other, getting freaky on him with her instruments. Kai’s body is so sensitive and reactive, it’s gonna be fun to see him twitch and beg. Even something as simple as clamping his nipples will already do the trick. That’s when you have Kai begging.

⎡Ten⎦⇁ Believe it or not. Out of all people, he’s gonna be the one with the most doubts and insecurities — at first. It feels a little overwhelming to Ten because he doesn’t know what’s coming. You know that kind of facial expression he does when he is uncertain. Mind you: Having a whole bunch of people around him isn’t new to him. Bitch, he’s in NCT! A threesome is peanuts against that neo energy. It’s more like, the coordination, he doesn’t know how to act. He’ll be shy and big-eyed and doesn’t know what to say. The king of comebacks and clapbacks: Speechless. Let that sink in. The girls are dealing with the kind of guy who needs a lot of clarity and talk beforehand because he doesn’t have experience with it. It takes him to really know what the program is and damn he’s right about that. Ten really getting into what he’s signing up for is big-brained of him. He asks a lot of questions with an open-mind, but also care. But then again, we know how Ten’s confidence can skyrocket, and that he’s so secretly curious about those things he’s bursting with anticipation. And he knows what to ask for to really get someone going. Touch me, tease me, feel me up, am I right or am I right? He adapts so well to almost any circumstance in his life, it’s admirable. Totally up to the challenge once it goes down, he really grows into that. And I promise that particularly the physical part is absolutely his forte, that’s where he blooms. Ten can be easily taught through the genius of his body and he’s gonna love that.

Once things get hands-on and he finds himself with two girls mounting him, and on go the cat ears, he’s like oh my god this is great. The surprise factor is the biggest in the group here. Ten is gonna almost facepalm because he’s been worrying himself where there was nothing to be anxious about. Because he’s in his groove! Smiling and laughing and having a good time. No stress, just feeling so damn good. Probably with several super-size vibrating toys employed on him because that’s how Ten rolls, always taking the challenge. What a twitchy mess he’s gonna be, I can’t. The two ladies are gonna have a blast themselves bending him around and getting the best of the best erections out of him. Ten is totally gonna snack something while they’re fooling around as three. Or they’re stuffing him with delicacies, he’s gonna be so eager. But that’s not even a glimpse of what they’re gonna do! Ten is ready for almost everything, my friends. Tag teamed while dressed up as Alice? Likelier than you think. With the wig, that’s right. Ten is gonna be their good girl for one long night and truly love it. He obeys so well, spreads his legs like its nothing. It’s all gonna be a hell of a mess on his outfit though. If there’s one person ready to have cum all over him, that’s the right address. He’s throwing peace signs and pose for their phone cameras. Oh Ten, the legend you are.

⎡Lucas⎦⇁ Wong Yukhei… the entire concept that is him literally screams for it. Two people handling all that fucking hunk. So much space to work with, that body is a drug. Xuxi is one staggering big boy, his forehead is making love to any door frame. Lot of waist to grab (…like why is it shaped like that. Offensive!) lot of wrist to tie. And those long fucking model legs, for god’s sake, you just gotta do something with those for once. Get those thigh harnesses! Plus he’s a literal baby who’s all down to date girls his senior. Yukhei is a sucker for mad girls acting possessive over him. And he’s a handful, one fucking tease, one chaotic man. Two times the payback is just so much more appropriate. He can just get fucked and fucked and fucked some more. As is two times as much stimulation. You can imagine. Yes, all over his body. Grabbing his necktie and guiding him around this that (good shit) and caressing his face, and his back, and his chest, and his stomach, it’s so sexy to touch him there.

But let’s not lie. A certain somebody has cock and balls for two people. Lucas is one hell of a stallion. Lot of girth to make hard and to edge. That needs a duo of two unhinged girls, forces of nature, someone shy won’t do. It’s their job to make him shy and docile, not the other way around. Because Lucas enjoys being teased and flattered right back, and is more than fine with being toyed with, even playfully beaten up. You know he loves to be on the receiving end of bickering. Doesn’t mean he suddenly forgets to be an active party or just leans back. He has giant hands and knows how to use them, he’s chartered some major clit territory as well, remember that. That’s gonna be three people losing their fucking minds. Imagine all those luscious, raspy groans. Lucas never holds back, no filter, he knows what the ladies like. Drenched in sweat is all you’ll gonna be. And probably a whole bunch of lube because that’s the other thing the entire concept of Lucas is screaming for. The more ye know.

⎡Mark⎦⇁ Alright my friends. Cute Mark vibes different but that’s no secret. Boy’s gonna admit he’s really intimidated and shy, but so happy he’s gonna get sandwiched once he agrees to try it. It’s all a matter of courage. The girls will be the ones approaching him because they bought him ice cream, and the conversation starts from there, but it’s up to Mark to really set the mood. Oh boy, he’s not gonna stop blushing. This nerd with a girl on each side, that sure as hell looks great on him, I assure you. And if Mark Lee is your trophy rapper poly boyfriend, you truly made it, so. This is gonna be a dynamic right here. And the most fun, imagine the mayhem. He’ll talk his mouth off like his life depends on it. Mark doing sexy talk with two girls at the same time would be so entertaining. They will own his ass. Like wow… they’re making out with him, alternate with french kisses and putting their hands all over him, and ruin his face with ice cream. Mark would be so sexy to pull close by his collar.

And you bet it’s gonna slowly escalate from there, he’s tapping into some sides of him he never knew were there. Ice cubes down his chest, tongues down his mouth, hands in his hair kind of afternoon. As a brief and hilarious interruption, a shivering, horny as hell Mark takes a phone call from Johnny. Who, as you learn, is completely unsuspecting. „Hey, I’m at IKEA, uh. The living room section, actually. Should I buy the blue pillow or the yellow one? I can’t decide. They both have the same print on them, so.“ Mark is gonna blurt out that blue is probably gonna be a good idea and ends the phone call before anybody can moan into the speaker. Johnny is left confused at the other end of the line. The girls will end up teasing Mark that he said blue because that’s what his balls are for sure. Freudian slips, always glorious. Mark is not gonna deny that and ultimately ends up with his face between two cleavages — talk about melons, are we gonna kid ourselves — and two hands down his jeans. This is gonna need a lot of towels. Mark has never gotten this fucked up in his whole life and he is grateful. Watch out people, he’ll write a whole mixtape about this.

[hopeless-deerie-fanfics]

MC who’s panic response when in danger is to say kinky shit (eg: harder) and the brother’s reactions

Masterlist and requests info as well as the fandoms I write for is the pinned post on my page, so go check it out if you like this! Had some fun with the prompt because hey why not XP

WARNINGS: NSFW, SWEARING, KINKS, MINOR SPOILERS PRE EP.10, MAJOR SPOILERS for pre ep.20 for Belphie’s one, so avoid that one if you arent there yet. Lemme kno what you think and enjoy!

LUCIFER

-          This poor man

-          He thought he could handle the human exchange student

-          Honestly so far things have been going quite well

-          And then he gets angry and you step in between to stop him from hurting his brothers

-          Part of him is impressed you even have the guts

-          But he is Very Angry and you should move if you don’t want to get hurt

-          He takes a step closer and grasps your neck, about to make a warning threat

-          When suddenly you just scream at the top of your lungs, fear wide in your eyes

-          “HARDER DADDY”

-          *Lucifer.EXE has stopped working*

-          You broke the poor man

-          Gobsmacked is the only word to describe the expression on his face

-          He’s so shocked that his anger dissipates and he turns back into his regular form

-          At which point you collapse to your knees heavy breathing

-          “fuck, fuck, um sorry, uh when I panic I just blurt out anything to try and throw people off and uh, well normally kinky stuff seems to work”

-          Lucifer just blinks

-          Then smirks

-          “Come to my room later tonight, a punishment is in order for distracting me from disciplining my idiot brother”

-          Your heart is pounding a mile a minute, face flushed, and from the look on Lucifer’s face he knows it

-          Yeah good luck looking him in the eye for a while without immediately remembering and getting super flustered

-          You did this to yourself hun

-          When you do go to see him that night you expect something hot, but he just sits you down for a two hour long lecture on ‘appropriate use of language’

-          Of course once he has drained all the excitement from you, just as he dismisses you, he runs a gloved finger across your jaw, tilting your face up to his, standing a little too close for comfort

-          “What darling, were you expecting something else when you came here?”

-          He’s smirking, and you’re melting under his gaze

-          He knows what he’s doing and is relishing in your squirms

-          Sadistic bastard

-          (but you love it)

MAMMON (read lucifer’s first)

-          By this point mammon has already sprinted off, half of him thanking his luck at getting away scot free, the other half completely bamboozled (and kinda turned on) at what you said to get Lucifer to stop

-          Of course the moment he sees you again he’ll burst out laughing

-          Now that his life isn’t in immediate danger he can process the humour and oh man

-          You really said THAT

-          To LUCIFER

-          And LIVED

-          Maybe he should try it next time he’s about to get strung up by his ankles

-          Nah it wouldn’t be worth the punishment plus his brothers would make sure he would never live it down

-          Would be hilarious though

-          But seriously, he’s pissing himself laughing

-          Internally though, he wants you to say that again, this time to him

-          And if you do?

-          Man oh man, he will melt into a pile of blushing spluttering mess

-          “H-Hey ya, ya can’t just go around sayin’ that stuff!”

-          *pause*

-          (under breath) “say it again, but louder”

-          “What was that mammon?”

-          “I-I said I GOTTA TAKE A SHOWER” *slams door as he runs away*

-          It won’t be long till he’s back beside you, honestly just use this method any time you want a 5 minute break

LEVIATHAN

-          Oh he was PISSED

-          You beat him at the *clearly RIGGED* quiz and he wasn’t having any of it

-          How could some measly normie possibly begin to understand the complexities of ‘The Tale Of The Seven Lords’ when you had only watched it for the first time last week and hadn’t even read the hundreds of manga that feed into the backstory!? What about the Extended Cut!? The Holiday Special!? The Japan Only Release of the secret episode where Henry gets possessed by an ancient cheese spirit and trapped in the fridge realm and the Lord of Corruption has to go and rescue him in a daring feat only ever seen by 17 pairs of eyes in stop-motion clay!?

-          Rage coursed through him, and now in his demon form he stepped closer, ready to strike

-          At least that was until…

-          *anime girl voice*

-          “CHOKE ME WITH YOUR TAIL ONII-CHAN”

-          …

-          Cue silence

-          You could hear a pin drop

-          Levi is BEET RED

-          Drops out of demon form and stares open mouthed, wide eyed at you

-          Asmo’s the first one to let out a snicker

-          Then Satan

-          Then Mammon

-          Levi’s panic response is ‘Retreat to the bathtub-bed’ so that’s what he does

-          Because Hoooooo he’s suddenly got a bulge in his pants and he *DOESN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT*

-          HOW did this stupid normie human NAIL Ruri-Chan’s voice from that one tentacle hentai he watched, had they seen it!?!? Were they secretly an Otaku like him!? Were they real life Ruri-Chan dressed up in a human costume!?!?

-          And how did they know one of his kinks-

-          HOW IS HE SUPPOSED TO PROCESS THIS INFORMATION!?!?

-          THAT IS NOT NORMIE BEHAVIOUR!!

-          He will avoid you till the end of time until you go to him and explain and apologise

-          But he will never see you in the same way again

-          And if you two end up getting physical at any point in the future he will use this to your advantage

-          Knowing what you like makes him feel more comfortable

-          Poor baby needs reassurance though

-          And you bet he’ll blush the whole time

SATAN (read Levi’s first)

-          He was actually snickering at Lucifer’s expression when you said …*that*… to Levi, because he has never seen the eldest look so shocked and appalled

-          Do it again human, keep going, drive Lucifer insane and let him watch

-          He was shocked initially of course, but quickly morphed it into pleasant surprise

-          And curiosity, if there’s one thing this man seeks out it’s knowledge

-          And in this case, knowledge of just how many things he can get you to say in Lucifer’s presence to infuriate and/or horrify him

-          He isn’t all that phased by what you said

-          But he will tease you about it

-          Only when Lucifer is around

-          He likes watching the irritation in his eyes as you stutter over your words

-          Or better yet when he Kabedons you to the wall and you yelp out an incoherently horny mish mash of words

-          That is until one day he does this and your words ignite something in him other than his usual supressed anger boiling deep beneath the surface

-          “M-MASTER MAKE ME BEG”

-          Well, if you didn’t know what he was into... you do now

-          His pupils immediately widen and there’s no missing it

-          Something about the way he moves closer to you screams predator cornering prey

-          He breathes and whispers softly against your neck

-          “Say that again”

-          You’re shell shocked

-          “u-um.. m-master-“

-          He nips at your earlobe he doesn’t care who’s watching

-          Of course Mammon walks in and screams as he throws himself between the two of you shrieking incoherently

-          But next time you’re alone, looking for a book in the library…

-          …

-          You and Satan may be a little, lets just say, preoccupied, with something other than books.

ASMODEUS

-          Need I say anything here

-          The only one who is 100% down with this straight off the bat

-          Not even phased in the slightest

-          “Oh, so that’s what you’re into huh~ hmmmm you have good taste” he practically purrs into your ear

-          He’s running his hands over your hips, tracing your neck with his tongue

-          The others have to tear him off of you but when they do he simply smiles and winks at you

-          “You know where to find me if you want to play out your fantasies sweetie~!”

-          If he catches you alone you know he will take that opportunity to do what ever it is you yelped out

-          And of course he will pry to try and figure out more things you’re into

-          Purposely make situations where you are more likely to blurt out yet another kink

-          If you do go to him?

-          Well, he’s the avatar of Lust for a reason

-          And you will come to know just what that entails

-          He will ensure you are completely satisfied, no leaving you all fired up and no place to go

-          Good luck ever sleeping alone again

-          Or ever sleeping again without him occupying your time and your bed first

-          You will be busy every night, and will need to learn to avoid secluded closets and quiet rooms alone with him if you don’t want to get railed in public

-          If there’s one thing Asmo appreciates, it’s Voyeurism

-          And if you get caught, don’t think he’ll be stopping any time soon

-          More likely than anything he’ll ask them to join if you’re comfortable with that

-          But the pampering and aftercare he provides is second to none

-          This man practically worships your body through sex

-          If you didn’t know he was once an angel, well, you do now

BEELZEBUB

-          Big beefy teddybear boi just wanted a midnight snack

-          But he found a midnight snacc instead

-          So he is shoulders deep in the fridge hunting for goods

-          You come in to get a glass of water not noticing he is there

-          So when he leans back, lapping up a full tub of custard pudding and swings the door of the fridge closed with a loud *thunk*

-          You whip round in shock and your brain decides to betray you

-          Or perhaps bless you, it really depends how you see it

-          “WHY DONT YOU EAT ME OUT LIKE THAT”

-          …

-          Wide eyes

-          Pupils dilated

-          A new hunger is present and the avatar of Gluttony won’t stop till he’s satisfied

-          He finished the pudding in a second flat and immediately made his way over to you, leaning close to your lips

-          But he hesitates

-          “Did you… mean that?”

-          He asks

-          He is hesitant but hopeful

-          Clearly trying very hard to resist the urge to not ask permission and just dig in

-          But he can see the blush on your face and tell that it was not something you meant to allow to slip out

-          And come on, who could resist his big round eyes gazing down at you

-          If you nod he’ll take it as enough of an answer

-          I hope you don’t mind some public action because this boy is far too focused to cart you back to his room

-          Up on the counter you go, legs spread, bottoms discarded

-          If you’re wearing a skirt it is pushed up

-          He licks up your thighs first before trying his meal

-          This… well, you will be there a good while, he just can’t seem to get enough

-          And once you have let him have a taste, the more he cannot have you, the more he will crave you till he’s begging you to let him try once again

-          The only way he’s stopping is if somebody interrupts you, and it will take a couple tries to actually pull him away

-          He’s a strong boy but he tries so hard to be gentle

-          And if you’re embarrassed he’ll take you to his room and tuck you in, taking the couch out of fear of crushing you unless you insist that it is absolutely, 100% ok to share

-          But if you do let him share…

-          Don’t be surprised if you wake up to him trying you for breakfast

-          It’ll be the only time he’s ever late to breakfast

-          Eventually somebody will come and find you two and once again, it will take a few tries to pull him away

-          But then he’ll give you a beaming smile like sunshine

-          “You’re delicious, let’s go get some more breakfast, huh?”

-          And lead you to the kitchen

-          Diavolo forbid you can ever again look at a kitchen counter without getting turned on

BELPHEGOR ( SPOILERS FOR CHAPTER 20)

-          So, it’s not like it was a normal day to start with

-          What with, ya kno

-          Belphie breaking out from the attic

-          And going ape shit

-          And trying to kill you

-          So of course, in what could have been your final moments, your last words, the thing they would read at your funeral or put on your gravestone

-          Your brain really said ‘hm, how do I want to be remembered, as this very angry, vengeful demon stands over me ready to slaughter me?’

-          “IF YOU’RE GUNNA FUCK ME OVER AT LEAST MAKE ME COME FIRST”

-          …

-          Belphie doesn’t know if it’s the rush of emotions or the heat of the moment or the fact that those are the worst last words that have ever been conceived by a living being

-          But he just

-          BURSTS out laughing

-          Completely breaks

-          He’s on the floor

-          None of the brothers know what to do

-          One minute he’s about to kill you, the next you say… *THAT* and then his reaction is to start rolling around on the floor, tears streaming down his face, uncontrollably laughing so hard that he’s clutching his sides in pain

-          And what do you do?

-          What do you say?

-          “… wow I cant believe that worked”

-          Absolute fits

-          He can’t contain it

-          He manages to supress his laughter for a short while once he finds out about Lilith’s connection to you

-          But at this point he was already gunna keep you

-          He can’t bring himself to kill anyone who would voluntarily go out with those words, it would be WAY more fun to spectate such a lunatic, not to mention the abject horror across Lucifer’s face is more than enough to sate his hunger for revenge for enough time to process and calm himself down

-          But he’s not going to forget this, human

-          You just wait

-          …

-          3 days and you find out that he has teamed up with Mammon and made TSHIRTS

-          TSHIRTS that say what could have been your last words

-          Not only that, they’re selling them at Majolish and it’s a best seller

-          And he’s rubbing it in your face

-          Yeah

-          You will never live this down

-          At least he seems to be getting along with most of his brothers now

-          Who knew you being a horny idiot with no verbal filter would be the thing that saved your life?

-          Certainly not you

-          All of Devildom knows what you said

-          And you can bet Solomon bulk buys some t-shirts and sells them in the human world too

-          He’ll wear one until Simeon manages to pry it off of him, saying it’s inappropriate to wear around Luke

-          That won’t stop him from teasing you about it too though

[lotsoffandomstoimagine]

Oh, okay then~ can I ask for an ikerev hc (seth, jonah, edgar, kyle, luka) with the MC/SO who have quite the strength, having death grip and deadly kick & punch if she chose to fight physically and can carry some weight ? Like, she's not big on using weapons but she used to be an MMA champion back in her days in the land of reason and bc of that she's very strong, being an athlete and all. Thank you for doing my request~ ^^ (bonus; what if she's cute & small? lmao they would be so shook)

Oh my gosh yesssss I hope I do them justice 😔✊

Tw cursing

Seth Hyde

Oohhh my lord power couple at its finest

And the fact that you're cute and small? Seth is WHIPPED

He really does enable you too much

About to take some names and kick some ass? He's already holding your earrings and filming

"babe hold my purse" "kick their ass, dear! (✿ ♡‿♡)"

I hope no one messes with the two of you at the same time because they're not getting out of there alive, or close to it

I can see you both training together and the rest of the Black Army is baffled every. single. time. no matter how many times they see you guys

Also the fact that you both are the only ones who can beat Sirius in an arm wrestling match? Iconic

You both scare the shit out of everyone

Jonah Clemence

Poor man is going to get a heart attack when he sees you deck someone

He lovingly scolds you for not letting him know about your background and potentially getting yourself hurt

He loves that you can take care of yourself, considering literally everything that's happened, but he simply can't stand the thought of losing you

Absolutely pick him up

He loves it when you come up behind him and pick him up bridal style

He gets that adorable pouty blush and will tell you to put him down (don't)

Edgar Bright

My mans LIVES for this

He's simping so hard oh my gosh

Would totally ask you for tips... Y'know... Just in case...

Honestly would not hesitate to take you out on a mission or whatever because 1) you can handle yourself and 2) you would be a very valuable asset

No one expects his tiny s/o to kick so much ass

People are also scared of you two

Shady Edgar and his badass s/o? Ooooohhh boy

One time Zero walked in on you two talking about tactics and walked right back out

Lad didn't want any part of that scary shit

Kyle Ash

Once he finds out he IMMEDIATELY gives you an hour long lecture on what medical issues can stem from being an MMA champ

Will give you a med eval on the spot

Once he calms down he takes you out for drinks because, why not?

"Ugh, I need a drink..." "I need a brewery"

He is so worried, constantly like please help him

He knows you would have no trouble taking care of yourself but.... He's a doctor and he doesn't want you to end up hurt or worse

You bet your ass if someone hurts you he's gonna pull the "I'm a healer but... *Cocks gun*

Of course the chances of that happening are like.... 0.0000.......

Luka Clemence

Fluster 1000

CONSTANTLY blushing around you

He knows what you're capable of and it's really attractive and he will take that to his GRAVE

Reverse kabedon him please

He offers to teach you how to use his sword but he understands that you're much better off with your fists instead

Did I mention that you should reverse kabedon him?

Cooking in the kitchen is a dream because who needs a nut cracker when you have your hands?

Will be to shy to ask you for fighting tips at first but eventually he'll get there

Like his brother, you should 100% pick him up

Pouty Blush 2: The Electric Boogaloo

The other boys will tease him so much about it but he secretly loves it

[hyperfixatinglove]

Rose petal, cherry vanilla, and lemon sorbet for Ushio, Murphy, and Kyle :3c

I’ve answered all questions for Murphy ♥

Ushio

rose petal: what traditions do you and your F/O share?

Our wedding involved one I didn’t know about: When someone from Sector Security gets married, the Director (ie. the one who’s in charge in Neo Domino, a mayor) and closest co-workers will turn up for the wedding. I was quite shocked to see this guy at our wedding!

Not to mention he bought someone else along @passionate-emmett

cherry vanilla: how does your F/O show their affection for you?

Hugs hugs HUGS

And tons of kisses.

Before we got together, he used to show it with taking care had I eaten, walking me home when it’s really dark and honestly no matter what time I called you bet he called me back when busy and was there for me. He still does these of course.

lemon sorbet: does your F/O get jealous easily?

Like I said in my Murphy post of this same meme, he might get jealous like Nero when sharing same universe. Which is kinda weird since he’s the only one who’s my husband, explicitly only him. Everyone else is a boyfriend.

So they are more logically jealous of him.

He also got jealous on my self ship universe with him, because one of his subordinates was openly flirting with me with kabedon meme:

That subordinate quickly turned into a major creep and a stalker though when it became clear to him I only loved Ushio... He had to deal with him.

 Kyle

rose petal: what traditions do you and your F/O share?

We have this silly little thing we do each morning when we get outside Tower. We find some rooftop nearby first thing in the morning and say “Praise the sun” with me doing the \[T]/ pose.

It’s Dark Souls meme that I spread to him.

cherry vanilla: how does your F/O show their affection for you?

Sometimes he gets me things from his runs in Harran, like a chocolate bar or teddy bear.

He tends to fuss over me when I’m in trouble or outright state I need to go to safe zone, he’ll sort whatever is at hand alone.

lemon sorbet: does your F/O get jealous easily?

Yeah he gets jealous easily.

Once he was jealous of Rahim, back when he was oblivious to my obvious crush on him.

He tends to get jealous easily when I speak friendly to guys, like Karim and Rocket. He was fuming when Karim laughed at my joke of him being “Rais’s bitch” when I suggested he should just come over to the Tower rather than die under his boss unstable order.

He does not let it show, it’s only visible in his body language, like his hands being fists, narrow eyes and being very close to me.

[doublebabyboy]

NCT’s yuta? Thank you!!

babe you just chose my first nct bias………… oh lord i got so carried away with yukhei’s blurb and he’s my fifth bias that only became my bias today. this is gonna be a wild ass ride, buckle up fuckers

edit: i was totally right i got carried away as fuck this will need a read more cut. mobile users i am so sorry

i want yall to remember THIS exists:

i wish he’d be a switch, but he’s literally said it himself. yuta is the top who decides and you’re the bottom who follows, theres no more debate in the matter, ya boi is dom as FUCK…ngl it’s not like he’s lowkey about it. he probably has an oppa kink too, i mean, you’ve seen his “oppa’s here” antics lmao if you try and dom him expect a punishment.. his go to punishment will probably be spanking, but he might opt for orgasm denial every now and then. 

he seems like someone who gets off to visuals most, and he likes giving as well as recieving so - be prepared to be spammed with nudes for no other reason than “i felt sexy and that needed to be shared.” never sends just dick pics, they always have his face in them or at least the bottom half of his face so you can see his lip pulled by his teeth, and to show off his jawline. has a bunch saved for when he’s busy and you’re needy and he wants you to get off to him rather than some porn or something. 

i also think he’d be a thot for exhibitionism/voyeurism and mutual masturbation- he’d ask you to put on a show for him, giving you a toy to fuck yourself with and moan on while he stands there, watching and palming his dick with a stare so intense it lights your body on fire. he’d egg you on with filthy dirty talk, saying how slutty you are for fucking yourself with a toy right in front of him on request. however, he’d gladly put on a show for you as well, if you asked - or even if you didn’t, he mind use it as a way to punish you sometimes, tying you up to the bed and making you just writhe there and watch as he jacks himself off agonisingly slowly, teasing himself as well as teasing you. he’d purposely be louder and more responsible, moaning deeply every time his hand wrapped around the head, and even going as far as asking you to spit on it because “his mouth is too dry” just to egg you on even further and making you wriggle more from within your cuffs. a special treat is when he walks in on you masturbating - sometimes he’ll lie and say he got too caught up at the studio to make it home before late, just so he can sneak up on you while you’re getting off to his nudes using the toy he gave you. it gets him so hard so quickly. sometimes he’ll start loudly getting himself off while you’re in the house so you could watch him then join him; its also his way of getting you up for morning sex without explicitly asking for it. you just wake up to the heavenly sounds of his moans and him pumping his dick right next to you in the bed you share.

yuta is also a huge fan of rough sex, he’s an anime nerd you bet your ass he will kabedon your ass to a wall at every given opportunity - which leads to wall sex a lot of the time. it’s okay, he’s always loved showing off his arms and wall sex is the perfect opportunity to do that. but yes he manhandles you very roughly and is very handsy too, he grabs at any skin his hands can reach and has a special thing for your thighs, he’s constantly grabbing them and if you sit next to him, his hand ain’t gonna be detached from them for a second. also loves it when you ride his thighs, because fuck, he’s making you come and he’s not even doing anything, the thought of having that much impact over him is extremely hot to him, he’ll tease you for being so whipped for him that you’re getting off on just his thigh. he’ll probably take the chance to leave hickeys everywhere he can reach, sucking them dark and almost purple, since possession is a huge thing to him and knowing you’ll have to hide or display his marks the next day is a huge turn on for him.

this wasn’t meant to be this long holy fuck where did i go wrong