#the ultimate priest

[eveanderland34]

How the meeting went

(oh lets not forget that they murdered a literal minor and committed property fraud, arson, attempted murder, etc etc lol)

[askmafiabobvelseb]

She's only 14 :(

[miasmadevil]

You look better when you smile.

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redraw of the trimax couch panel but make it the other priest x red gunman

Reference under read more!

[buckspunchingbag]

i have such a problem with people who skipped season 1 because s1 bobby is SO important to understand the current bobby. He was still new the LAFD and struggling with his past. He didn't think he deserved to be forgiven let alone ever love or be loved. Season 1 bobby ill never forget you

[doloriads]

Living In The Memory Of A Love That Never Was / Pining

Writer In The Dark / Lorde, Fleabag / 2x06, Hannibal, Unknown, War Of Foxes / Richard Siken, Yellowjackets / 1x01, Long Long Time / Linda Ronstadt

[ruporas]

pet names

[ID: Black and white comic of Vash and Wolfwood from Trigun Maximum. Vash overhears a conversation from a nearby table at the restaurant they're seated at, the unnamed character saying, "Honey, can you pass me that?" Their partner says, "Sure thing, angel." The unnamed character begins again, "Say, did you hear the news from earlier?" In response, "Haven't got the chance. Tell me about it?" Vash smiles fondly, listening in as the conversation continues, "You'd never guess, babe! The runner--" Abruptly, the conversation is cut in by a "Needle nogging", Vash's expression changing instantly and no longer smiling. The panel cuts to Wolfwood who smiles lop-sidedly, pointing at Vash's plate and says, "If you're not going to eat that. I'll take it." Vash grabs the plate and holds it away and says, "Mine" while Wolfwood clicks his tongue. He pauses for a moment before asking slowly, "Hey, is there any reason you don't use cute names with me?" Wolfwood lifts a cup of water up to his lips, looking confused. He says, "I do though." Vash cuts in, "Spikey and needle nogging aren't cute!"

Vash continues with a shy expression, "Since we're together now..." he trails off and Wolfwood picks up, taking a sip of water as he says thoughtfully, "Together, huh..." Vash pauses in his sentence with a look of confusion before reaffirming, "We are together, right?" Wolfwood nods, "Right." Vash says, "Right", before continuing, his shy expression returning, "Then you can use stuff like... honey or-" Wolfwood cuts in this time and says casually, "You're not a honey though." A panel cuts of Vash's expression changing again, shocked. He asks, "Huh? Then who is?" Wolfwood says immediately, "Milly." Vash exclaims, "Milly?!" Wolfwood continues, "She's sweet, just like honey." A bubble pops up of Milly smiling as Wolfwood speaks. Vash continues, "Okay, true... What about sweetpea?" Wolfwood responds, "Kids. Kids are sweetpea. And pumpkin too." Vash continues, "Okay... What about baby?" Wolfwood says without hesitation, "Meryl." Vash exclaims again, "Meryl?!" Wolfwood explains," Noisy, like a baby." Vash mutters, "Hey, that's a bit mean..."

Vash continues persistently, "Then what about babe?" Wolfwood shrugs with a grin, "You are not a babe." Vash looks at him, slightly frustrated before exclaiming with flushed cheeks, "Then what am I?!" Wolfwood points at his hair and smiles softly, "I told you. You're the one and only needle nogging." A panel closes in on Vash's widen eyes, cheeks still red, pausing before he ultimately resigns, planting his face into the palms of his hands and muttering, "I give up..." At the same time, Wolfwood sneaks and grabs the plate of food that Vash left unattended, saying in response, "You get up cuaght up about the dumbest things, y'know that?"

The comic then picks up again to a jump in time, after they've left the restaurant. Wolfwood muses to Vash, "You said all that about the names earlier, but I don't hear ya using them for me." Vash looks to him excitably and asks, "Did you want me to?" Wolfwood looks at him with an uncertain expression, "Not really, but I guess I am curious..." Vash beams, "Then let's try some, okay... dear?" He fingerguns Wolfwood with a grin, little hearts surrounding him. Wolfwood just looks at him neutrally and says, "Okay," while thinking to himself, "Cute..." Vash exclaims, "So unenthusiastic!"

The next comic picks up at a different time, but on the same theme of pet names. Vash hugs Wolfwood and says to him, "Thank you, my love." A panel close up of Vash steadily opening his eyes before he sees Wolfwood's reaction up close, his eyes glancing away, cheeks flushed, and the smoke out of his cig forming soft hearts as he mutters, "Sure..." In a smaller, cartoonish style, Vash has a comedically exaggerated expression of shock and widened eyes as he grips Wolfwood by the shoulders while Wolfwood still wears a shy expression. He then nudges his head to the side of Wolfwood's with a close eyed happy smile, hugging him close and says, "So, there WAS one you liked!" Wolfwood, still looking away, but now with an irritated and embarrassed expression, grumbles, "Shut up..."

The final image is a short sequence. Wolfwood is working on something, spacing out as he does, while Vash from off screen calls for him, starting with "Babeeee? Babe? Beautiful? Honey? My love?" All of which gets no reaction from Wolfwood. Vash pauses for a moment before piping up again, "wolfwood?" Wolfwood turns around, finally noticing that Vash was calling for him and asks, "What?" A box at the bottom of the page says, "Unresponsive to anything other than his names." END ID]

[mollone]

Call me a jason todd glazer but you can’t tell me he’s not iconic like that one kim kardashian sound on tiktok -ilovetodoiconicshits- he made kim said that because his resurrection was SOOOO unpredictable. He got bruce’s jaws hanging and the jaws people who voted him off EXPLODED. And his post crisis appearance-he stole the tires of the batmobile- he got me. The way when he actually dug his own grave -he’s the only one that done that shit- and actually got hit by a car and being catatonic but still got movess. Also ‘redhood and the outlaws’ that boy was called the CHOSEN ONE and had MAGIC SWORDS -All blades- . Idc they will always be canon. All-caste jason? ICON. Prince of gotham jason? King of the iconers. Arkham jason? invented iconism. Priest jason? Icon cultist

Crowbar jokes -his trademark-

batman kidnapping joke -he is the trend-

died (almost in every universe) -many died but THIS is his universal motto-

haunting the narrative for a decade -he is the moment-

Hallucinations after his death -Working hard even being dead-

mommy and daddy issues (orphan but still got plenty) -basically his life-

Has a robin case for his death -He lives and dies to be remembered-

RIP (even in death he got none) -many people didn’t wished him this that’s why he was brought back-

So in this essay definitely proves that i AM his glazer but i wouldn’t be glazing if he isn’t iconic.

[dont-need-one-of-these-do-i]

Okay so completely honest, I’ve never played Alice: The Madness Returns, but I am thoroughly enjoying reading The Border of Sanity and Madness by @catsvrsdogscatswin

[colinrobinsonscardigan]

My first contribution to this fandom. I acknowledge this should be the other way around, but unfortunately I think Integra couldn't give less of a shit who Alucard is sleeping with as long as he isn't engaging in any murderous rampages.

[stayuntilthefoglifts]

Born to spend all my free time reading and writing fanfics about dead gay wizards/chinese men (who never got justice due to the censorship), forced to have responsibilities.

[tokoyamisstuff]

could you do headcanons for Alucard and Anderson both wooing reader?

💀R.I.P. bae good luck with that

General Yandere warning bc there's no way in hell this would go about normally.

What might've started as part of their rivalry, winning you over soon turned into a full-blown obsession for both of them.

They'll go about it in completely different ways, though, with Alucard relying on his intimidating power, while Anderson resorts to manipulation tactics.

For Alucard this whole thing is more of a pastime, an entertaining game he is confident to win. Anderson on the other hand is in absolute denial of his feelings and keeps telling himself that he merely wants to protect you.

The vampire will be very upfront about his affection, showcasing his abilities to subtly threaten you into submission. Because he will get what he wants...one way or another. But you needn't be afraid - if you give yourself to him, his power is also yours.

The Priest is very careful how he presents himself, wanting you to see him from his best side only. He'll hide the deranged parts of himself in order to give you a false sense of trust and security. It's hard to believe a man this kind and considerate could be so twisted underneath.

Iscariot would 100% support his aspirations to 'save' an innocent soul from eternal damnation, especially after he reveals that their church's arch nemesis is keeping you against your will.

Integra would definetly look right past any of Alucard's lies and would not tolerate this kind of behavior against a civilian. Even if you were to comply, she'd probably see the toxicity of this insane power imbalance. So he'll try to keep it a secret from his boss, since her influence would certainly be a hindrance.

Sadly neither of those two men care much about your opinion on that matter. Anderson claims you don't know what's best for you and Alucard just firmly believes you'll come around eventually.

For a while this will continue as a circle of kidnapping you from one another, accompanied with a lot of bloodshed on both sides, dragging members of their respective organizations into their mess and sacrificing them without second thought.

Every time those two clash it'll turn more into peacocking honestly, they care more about showing off and making a great impression on you than actually fighting each other.

However they both would stop at nothing to satiate their desperate need for you, so it's inevitable that at some point one of them has to die in order to finally have you for themselves - let's just hope you've made peace staying with whoever wins.

[askmafiabobvelseb]

noticed that he said "mary" instead of "christ". does that mean they think Virgin Mary is holy?

Actually no :P as decieving as it is, The "church" is not catholic. they just wear the robes to mock humans. they don't believe jesus or mary (or even god himself) is holy, only themselves.

there IS another 'Mary' but she won't be showing up for a while :3

[jetsetlifemademeghost]

MMMHNHNMM Insane priest.

[birthmarkbuckley]

ok but the only way this storyline could realistically end is by eddie and chris choosing TOGETHER (and it must be together I really do think so) the joy of going back to their home in LA. and to the family that they have made for themselves there.

[crimsondreamprod]

Another in this year's Halloween specials series, this time with Alucard and a very angry Father Anderson from Hellsing/Hellsing Ultimate! Here's one Costume Swap that appears to have gone very wrong!

[zevanthsnecromancy]

A Hellsing Wedding

"words cannot describe my disappointment in this marriage... for they are Prostestants and not Catholic" -Anderson probably. Anderson strong armed them into being the priest. He wanted to be there despite how sinful