#the ultimate priest

[eveanderland34]

How the meeting went

(oh lets not forget that they murdered a literal minor and committed property fraud, arson, attempted murder, etc etc lol)

[askmafiabobvelseb]

She's only 14 :(

[doloriads]

Living In The Memory Of A Love That Never Was / Pining

Writer In The Dark / Lorde, Fleabag / 2x06, Hannibal, Unknown, War Of Foxes / Richard Siken, Yellowjackets / 1x01, Long Long Time / Linda Ronstadt

[ruporas]

pet names

[ID: Black and white comic of Vash and Wolfwood from Trigun Maximum. Vash overhears a conversation from a nearby table at the restaurant they're seated at, the unnamed character saying, "Honey, can you pass me that?" Their partner says, "Sure thing, angel." The unnamed character begins again, "Say, did you hear the news from earlier?" In response, "Haven't got the chance. Tell me about it?" Vash smiles fondly, listening in as the conversation continues, "You'd never guess, babe! The runner--" Abruptly, the conversation is cut in by a "Needle nogging", Vash's expression changing instantly and no longer smiling. The panel cuts to Wolfwood who smiles lop-sidedly, pointing at Vash's plate and says, "If you're not going to eat that. I'll take it." Vash grabs the plate and holds it away and says, "Mine" while Wolfwood clicks his tongue. He pauses for a moment before asking slowly, "Hey, is there any reason you don't use cute names with me?" Wolfwood lifts a cup of water up to his lips, looking confused. He says, "I do though." Vash cuts in, "Spikey and needle nogging aren't cute!"

Vash continues with a shy expression, "Since we're together now..." he trails off and Wolfwood picks up, taking a sip of water as he says thoughtfully, "Together, huh..." Vash pauses in his sentence with a look of confusion before reaffirming, "We are together, right?" Wolfwood nods, "Right." Vash says, "Right", before continuing, his shy expression returning, "Then you can use stuff like... honey or-" Wolfwood cuts in this time and says casually, "You're not a honey though." A panel cuts of Vash's expression changing again, shocked. He asks, "Huh? Then who is?" Wolfwood says immediately, "Milly." Vash exclaims, "Milly?!" Wolfwood continues, "She's sweet, just like honey." A bubble pops up of Milly smiling as Wolfwood speaks. Vash continues, "Okay, true... What about sweetpea?" Wolfwood responds, "Kids. Kids are sweetpea. And pumpkin too." Vash continues, "Okay... What about baby?" Wolfwood says without hesitation, "Meryl." Vash exclaims again, "Meryl?!" Wolfwood explains," Noisy, like a baby." Vash mutters, "Hey, that's a bit mean..."

Vash continues persistently, "Then what about babe?" Wolfwood shrugs with a grin, "You are not a babe." Vash looks at him, slightly frustrated before exclaiming with flushed cheeks, "Then what am I?!" Wolfwood points at his hair and smiles softly, "I told you. You're the one and only needle nogging." A panel closes in on Vash's widen eyes, cheeks still red, pausing before he ultimately resigns, planting his face into the palms of his hands and muttering, "I give up..." At the same time, Wolfwood sneaks and grabs the plate of food that Vash left unattended, saying in response, "You get up cuaght up about the dumbest things, y'know that?"

The comic then picks up again to a jump in time, after they've left the restaurant. Wolfwood muses to Vash, "You said all that about the names earlier, but I don't hear ya using them for me." Vash looks to him excitably and asks, "Did you want me to?" Wolfwood looks at him with an uncertain expression, "Not really, but I guess I am curious..." Vash beams, "Then let's try some, okay... dear?" He fingerguns Wolfwood with a grin, little hearts surrounding him. Wolfwood just looks at him neutrally and says, "Okay," while thinking to himself, "Cute..." Vash exclaims, "So unenthusiastic!"

The next comic picks up at a different time, but on the same theme of pet names. Vash hugs Wolfwood and says to him, "Thank you, my love." A panel close up of Vash steadily opening his eyes before he sees Wolfwood's reaction up close, his eyes glancing away, cheeks flushed, and the smoke out of his cig forming soft hearts as he mutters, "Sure..." In a smaller, cartoonish style, Vash has a comedically exaggerated expression of shock and widened eyes as he grips Wolfwood by the shoulders while Wolfwood still wears a shy expression. He then nudges his head to the side of Wolfwood's with a close eyed happy smile, hugging him close and says, "So, there WAS one you liked!" Wolfwood, still looking away, but now with an irritated and embarrassed expression, grumbles, "Shut up..."

The final image is a short sequence. Wolfwood is working on something, spacing out as he does, while Vash from off screen calls for him, starting with "Babeeee? Babe? Beautiful? Honey? My love?" All of which gets no reaction from Wolfwood. Vash pauses for a moment before piping up again, "wolfwood?" Wolfwood turns around, finally noticing that Vash was calling for him and asks, "What?" A box at the bottom of the page says, "Unresponsive to anything other than his names." END ID]

[bougiebutchbinch]

Does anyone do it like Anderson and Alucard... we got Alucard begging 'fuck me fuck me FUCK MEEEE - sorry, I mean, penetrate me with your holy bayonets'. We got both of them going absolutely apeshit whenever they see each other like immortal dogs who get enrichment from tearing each other apart. We got Alucard killing Anderson by ripping out his still-beating heart after Anderson turns himself into a monster in a sick mirror of Alucard's own origin, then Alucard breaking down in bloody tears as he realizes he's lost the one person who truly understood him

and Anderson

with his last breaths

tells him

not to cry

[colinrobinsonscardigan]

My first contribution to this fandom. I acknowledge this should be the other way around, but unfortunately I think Integra couldn't give less of a shit who Alucard is sleeping with as long as he isn't engaging in any murderous rampages.

[stayuntilthefoglifts]

Born to spend all my free time reading and writing fanfics about dead gay wizards/chinese men (who never got justice due to the censorship), forced to have responsibilities.

[birthmarkbuckley]

ok but the only way this storyline could realistically end is by eddie and chris choosing TOGETHER (and it must be together I really do think so) the joy of going back to their home in LA. and to the family that they have made for themselves there.

[crimsondreamprod]

Another in this year's Halloween specials series, this time with Alucard and a very angry Father Anderson from Hellsing/Hellsing Ultimate! Here's one Costume Swap that appears to have gone very wrong!

[zevanthsnecromancy]

A Hellsing Wedding

"words cannot describe my disappointment in this marriage... for they are Prostestants and not Catholic" -Anderson probably. Anderson strong armed them into being the priest. He wanted to be there despite how sinful

[askmafiabobvelseb]

noticed that he said "mary" instead of "christ". does that mean they think Virgin Mary is holy?

Actually no :P as decieving as it is, The "church" is not catholic. they just wear the robes to mock humans. they don't believe jesus or mary (or even god himself) is holy, only themselves.

there IS another 'Mary' but she won't be showing up for a while :3

[thotometo]

Finally, it is finish NOW , I will not to post my drawing much bc I have a test soon 💔💔 ( I think they so super cute when they is this 🩷) and yes , anderson is vampire and alucard is human.

[jetsetlifemademeghost]

MMMHNHNMM Insane priest.

[loadinghellsing]

He's so perfect

He just so silly

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the lil' crooked cat smirk :3

the lil "sss" hiss he does when he grits his teeth

whatever this dramatic flare is

The Silhouette

TheSE

[lilbluebastard]

Daily does of Anderson

[unbindingkerberos]

Hellsing is my new hyperfixation now-- I AM IN LOVE WITH EVERYTHING ABOUT IT