#the tired influencer

[reallifetangent]

Nothing real anymore in the world of the tired influencer

Ain't sleeping deep waiting for an answer

Gotta press on

Brown eyes

I'll always keep you close beside me

Billing trees that's the way it's meant to be

Idk, I'm listening to random songs and suddenly had the idea of drawing them to this

[littlemisshottopic]

“It was a different time.” I hear that a lot up in the hills.

[confused-stars]

shoutout to Jake Animorphs for being kinda uninteresting for like forty books and then hitting you so hard when he fully snaps and steps into his role as a hardened military leader at the age of sixteen

and then suddenly that sweet, stressed-out kid is just gone. he only exists to win wars anymore. it makes you realize too late what was lost

[franziska-von-karuma]

were sorry we cant abide by this lie anymore phoenix didnt just become a lawyer for miles he had it as a back up to miles sure but what actually convinced him to become a lawyer for sure was mia

[xabi0407]

everlasting trio redesign

check out my commissions

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

if anyone wants to watch the tit stream but can’t afford tickets dm me. i’ll be streaming it over google meet because the tickets with the afterparty total to over $25 USD not the “reasonable” $15 USD they advertised.

please take me up on this offer. it’s the only way i’ll be able to stomach the fact that i spent over $25 on a livestream that i know won’t even be captioned properly/accessible.

(also maybe other people have offered this—i have been out of the phannie tumblr loop the past couple weeks)

edit: google meet now limits meetings with more than two people to 30-45 mins (i forget which) so we’ll be moving to discord!

[larmegliamori]

Oh so you said that Dante's Divina Commedia is a fanfic? And that Virgil is his literary hero and he had a creepy crush on Beatrice ever since he was nine? All of this while ignoring the whole cultural system of his century? Wow you're so funny and original! Should we clap? Should we throw a party? Should we invite Dante himself

[atlantic-grave]

Grump ass stray cat lookin ass

[pulcinonostalgico]

Stupid headcanons! - TurboTime

Since I was bored, I imagined how various WIR characters would behave on social media / in group chats. Enjoy it!

Turbo

How he would behave on social media - Oh, well. First of all, he would try to become an influencer and accumulate as many followers and likes as possible. He would always like to be at the center of the DRAMA and would publish videos in which he brags about the races he won.

However, he would probably only have 3 followers, namely the TurboTime twins and Felix just out of pity. Obviously one of the twins would cheer him on, the other would make fun of him.

He will comment on ANYTHING in a rude manner or with dark humor, getting banned left and right. I wouldn't be surprised if they blocked his profile due to "bad behavior". Obviously he would try to hack the twins' profiles, just for fun.

How he would behave in a group chat - In a group chat Turbo would probably turn on the "only admin can send messages" feature. Beyond that, he would spam hundreds of photos of himself EVERY DAY, receiving messages ranging from congrats for the race, Turbo! to 🖕🏻.

TurboTime Twins

How they would behave on social media - They would definitely have a profile in common. They would post funny videos in which they enjoy playing pranks on Turbo (and commented rudely by him himself).

Of course they would watch memes and prank videos. They would save them only to then recreate them at Turbo's expense.

How they would behave in a group chat - Since they would be victims of Turbo's uncontrolled spam, they would have an additional group with Felix to vent about the situation. They would probably force Felix to hang out with Turbo every now and then.

I imagine one of the twins to be cute and kind and who would use aestethic combinations of emoji; the other would write very few messages, without punctuation and very short, like mh, thx.

[angelwishess]

I know I talked about Kyra dressing up as Azul and Adeuce dressing up as the Tweels, but i think i just came up with something even better

Kyra dressing up as Azul for April Fools’ day, and Floyd and Jade just playing along😭😭 They go way too far than necessary for this silly prank too, deciding to open up another Mostro Lounge using Ramshackle

Best part is?? The ENTIRE school is in on it. Azul’s record is definetly not clean and there are a handful of students who have some animosity towards him but are too scared to show it— so now they get to join in the fun and play the part of a waiter or even a chef in this new “Mostro Lounge” for the fun of it

Kyra goes around, Floyd and Jade behind her and they genuinely do follow her around the whole day, playing along and pretending like shes actually Azul😭

She gives people business cards and is so over the top with her dramatics, she even gets her own portable spotlight to use. She drags in anyone she can in her antics, too. Sorry Heartslabyul! But Kyra’s gonna be borrowing your Vice Housewarden for a little while! Shes sure Kalim won’t mind helping her out too, right? She might as well get her good friend Hornton in on it too!

Its the funniest thing ever, because they even have their own menu. Its mostly just a copy of the actual Mostro Lounge’s menu, but theres a notable increase in the amount of octopus dishes available to order.

All in all, Kyra is way too into this ‘prank’ and this whole act, and everyone else is a little too into it too. A memorable April Fools day for everyone! Unfortunately, for Azul too. Who, wasn’t very amused when he found out about all of this from Elena. (Especially towards the Tweels.)

[radiogremlin]

Hehe, these idiots have became a favorite of mine to write in my book so I decided to draw them. It was a lot of fun :). I honestly believe that if he had his brothers, between keeping Skywarp in line and having Thundercracker keeping him in line, Starscream would have turned out different.

[webdings4]

like im sorry but i dont like that 'fictional characters are objects' post that acts like caring about the real life implications of how you treat a character is going into a purity spirals or what have you bc like. fandoms can be and are racist about characters of color. it doesnt reallly matter if the character isnt real, if you're racist abt a fictional character that can and does bleed over into real life and it does make fandom spaces actively hostile to actual poc. has anyone else here ever heard of RaceFail this has been going on for years and acting ignorant abt it isnt cute

it doesnt even really matter if op wasnt thinking abt race when they made that post bc if they make an incredibly broad statement like "any sort of 'unpleasant' treatment of a fictional character is ok bc its fictional and it doesnt reflect what kind of person you are in real life" that shuts down any criticism of it as being obsessed with purity optics then they are in fact giving a pass to people being racist, sexist, pedophilic, etc to various characters. people are in fact racist in real life because of fandom and it starts with how they treat characters like that bc it then gives a message to other people in the community what kind of behavior is allowed and who is welcome there (and who is excluded)

[teleportationmagic]

The thing about Jayce and Mel is that like. She does not view him as an investment. That is just certifiably false. You have to skip over all her scenes to believe that.

In the beginning she does! She absolutely does! She conceives of their relationship as a business one - where she makes profit off his inventions, and he profits from her business and political acumen, both monetarily and powerwise. And overall, she believes she's fulfilled her half of the bargain.

It's only when he comes back to her after Viktor gets sick that she realizes he believes this is something deeper. And it's notable that she responds to that emotion - she opens up about herself too, comforts him, and expresses real emotionality about it. It's then that we see his ideals start to influence her - especially reawakening in her a desire for nonviolence.

Wanting to do things peacefully is something that's been with her since she was a child. It is what guides her away from Noxus, because her pacifism just does not fit there. It's why she loved Piltover so - they aren't a violent expansionist empire, which is a really low bar, but that's what she's grown up in.

She never finds the violence in Zaun, because she never goes looking for it. This is her fault, and her flaw, let me make that clear. She has some of the most power in the city, and should know about what kind of violence is holding up, and work to resolve it, truly. But she doesn't, because she's focused on her own exploits, and has so insulated herself away from the class struggle that it does not register for her until it grows to violence.

And then, once that violence comes, she maintains that pacifism with an iron grip, more than Jayce himself. It is Jayce who constructs (almost) all the HexTech weapons that are used in the Undercity, in Caitlyn's police squadron. He betrays the oaths that he's made to his partner, where Mel keeps the promise she's made to her's. She is the only politician left to try to tamp down on the worst of Ambessa's instincts, and her removal from Piltover is what marks it's descent into militarism.

She is ultimately a complicated woman, with a bunch of interesting relationships to Piltover and Zaun. I think you can divide Piltover as a city neatly between her, Jayce, and Caitlyn - each of them standing for some of Piltover's best instincts, and some of its worst.

[intowxnderland]

[rena-yume]

Everyone is getting beach skins and I immediately imagined beach dad outfit Greta and had to draw it