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angelofdumpsterfires · 2 months ago

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#this is perhaps the worst thing i’ve ever made #so now it gets to terrorise people outside of my private discord server #enjoy #gravity falls #billford #gideon gleeful #dipper pines #stanley pines #stanford pines #bill cipher #the book of bill

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koobiie · 6 months ago

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shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

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valtsv · 5 months ago

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stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle

#🐉#im not gonna send either of them to my dad because i value my peace and safety but i really was tempted by the second one #'why do you have to send a card to your dad i thought you hated that guy' well the thing is one time i forgot #when i was like. ten. and his reaction was not something i ever want to relive.

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itsgonnagetinspiringsoon · 8 months ago

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FUCK

#game changer #game changer season 6 #game changer spoilers #sam says #sam reich #lou wilson #jacob wysocki #vic michaelis #this is the worst thing I've ever seen actually #i almost cried #the sheer joy of Henry and the thought of not being allowed to see him #also sorry for the terrible quality of the video 😭#pretty sure it's lagging badly but that's all i got 🥲

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michaun · 5 months ago

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MY COUSIN VINNY (1992) || LEGALLY BLONDE (2001)

#marisa tomei #reese witherspoon #my cousin vinny #legally blonde #filmedit #moviegifs #filmgifs #thing i made #they would be bffs your honor #and elle would use her for any car related evidence ever

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marypsue · 1 year ago

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Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

#your brother is a vampire. he's sitting across the table from you chatting with your mother about her day #and he's dead and he's gone and he's never coming back.#he laughs the same and he talks the same but his arm is cold when he grabs you in a headlock and your dog won't be in the same room with hi #he'll still hang around watching TV with you and give you wedgies and make stupid jokes #but you can't tell him about the bullies at school anymore because this thing with your brother's face will just find them and kill them.#and not even stupid fucking Jason deserves what the monster in your dead brother's skin would do to him.#your brother is dead and lost and right there in arm's reach and gone forever with no hope of ever getting him back.#i'm sure there are corollaries to be written about like ghosts and zombies but this is the one i'm personally hung up on recently

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erinmccomics · 6 months ago

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Not to brag but my cats are Artists™

[Medium: Claws on rainbow scratchboard]

Remi works with a hesitant, erratic violence, creating a piece as light and fluffy as she is, and signing her work by hole-punching it with her teeth.

Timmy uses bold, strong lines to evoke some kind of powerful event, echoing his powerful presence and loud voice.

Nubbins, truly inspired, creates a high-energy piece that symbolizes the void where his brain should be, surrounded by chaos and mischief.

Kona, a reclusive avante garde artist, refused to work with me around. Only in quiet solitude did she create this haunting, introspective work.

#cats #cat art #scratchboard #scratchboard art #animal art #animal artists #look at them look at the babies #my cats #Remi #Timmy #Nubbins #Kona #Best Walgreens purchase ever honestly #i got like 150 of these things

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blueskittlesart · 2 months ago

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read that post blacked out and woke up with this on my computer. crazy. stay safe out there everyone

#this isnt the horniest thing ive ever drawn but. well. it's up there #anyway yeah where is the psychosexual torture yuri. please #i dont even know if i can put this in my art tag it took me like 3 mins lmfao #edit: 3k notes ok fine ill put it in the art tag #skribbles

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paintedcrows · 5 days ago

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Whenever Bill sees KingOfNJ's fics through Stan's eyes he just thinks they have the same taste in fanfiction (disgusting. unthinkable) continued

#Alex Hirsch saying Bill is a secret lowkey fan of Duchess Approves is the funniest thing ever actually #Stan to Bill's face: FAKE FAN. LOSER. POSER #Stan to the internet stranger with aggravating yet thought provoking takes: I think I WILL spend 5 hours on Ao3 gleefully debating this guy #anyway secret identity. enemies to lovers. slow burn 500k- jkjk potential is there tho. don't tell me its not #Theoretically the computer room whitelist shouldn't let Bill contact the outside world but the therapists are thrilled Bill made a 'friend'#Stanford has no idea but is also happy Stanley has a friend. It will be carnage when Stan & Bill find out. Ultimate betrayal truly #gravity falls #GF Fan art #fan art #Stanley Pines #Bill Cipher #Grunkle Stan #Stan Pines #Post canon #ao3 fanficion au ?? I suppose ??#fanart #tbob #the book of bill #artists on tumblr #my art #Comic #gravity falls comic

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doom-dreaming · 7 months ago

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"when i was your age, i was working three jobs to help support my family" and "when i was in college i was sleeping on a mattress on the floor and living off of soup"

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO DO THAT. NO ONE SHOULD HAVE TO DO THAT. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN TO YOU THAT THIS ISN'T A CHARACTER-BUILDING LESSON, IT'S JUST BAD

#have you maybe considered even once that an 8-5 job is not the natural human state #'i never had a job with so much leisure time'#YOU NEVER WORKED A SHIFT JOB #EVEN WHEN YOU WERE SCRAPING BY IN COLLEGE #I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU THINGS HAVE GOTTEN EVEN WORSE SINCE YOU WERE MY AGE #screams forever and ever #sorry this is literally just incoherent venting

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qrbits · 5 months ago

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