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[pulchinelle]

╭ 𝘓𝘶𝘯𝘢 /𝘊𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘦𝘭

    𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘰𝘳 𝘴𝘰 𝘯𝘰 𝘯𝘴𝘧𝘸!!

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╰ ★  . 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺/𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 . 𝐞𝐩𝐞𝐥 𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥 ♡

⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆｡  𝐀𝐫𝐭 𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧 ! !

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-> My ramblings:: 💬.chiacchere

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-> 𝘖𝘊 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘧𝘧: [𝘰𝘤 𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘦]

[gophersdomain]

something something despite the all horrors and tragedies of the world, love was there and that's all that matters

[the-fabled-void]

I'M CRYING WHY DID TRUMP TAG PAPYRUS

[sp1resong]

being self aware suuuucks like yeah this thought pattern/behavior is stupid and pointless and a symptom. i know this. [does it anyways

[schizosusie]

okay so i work in the deli of a grocery store, yeah? and today i got this guy who came up with his two twin children, around five years old. he walks up to the counter, carrying one kid in each arm, and loudly goes "oh, no, i forgot what i wanted!" and turns to the boy in his left arm and, in a perfect blues clues style voice, goes "caleb, do you remember what i wanted?" and the boy goes "half pound of yellow cheese!"

i, obviously, say "you've got it little sir!" and slice up half a pound of yellow american cheese, handing it to the little boy, who looks it over, nods, and tucks it in his lap.

then the man goes "well, we can't just have cheese on our sandwiches. but what else can we put on there?" and the little gurl in his other arm goes "half pound of ham!" so i nod and say "yes ma'am! what kind?" and she points at a random cut of turkey, so her father nods and says "like she said, honey ham!" i cut half a pound of honey ham, hand it to the little lady, she looks it over, nods and puts it in her lap.

then the man goes "now, what should we have for the side?" and the kids both simultaneously start cheering "macking cheese!!!" and the man spins on his heel and marches off, presumably to find the macking cheese.

later, the little boy comes wandering back to the counter while his father looks on and loudly and proudly proclaims that he wants to know where the mustard is. i point him to the correct aisle, he nods, says "thank you mister deli woman" and walks away.

[rvllybllply2014]

The fact that this is 80 fucking years ago but still just as relevant is terrifying.

[goldeaglefire1]

so the tiktok ban was literally just propaganda for the trump administration. like. we all agree with that right. this is just laughably transparent. the ban wasn't even 24 hours. not even a whole day. to quote my infinitely funnier mutual from Discord, "Misha Collins was bisexual longer than TikTok was banned"

[haedyllic]

i promised you 🦋

(crossposting from x, bsky, & ig)

[mobgoblin]

Queued right up for it

[mi1kw33d-2]

ao3 is crazy because you'll read the most gut-wrenching 200k word slowburn that leaves you sobbing into your sweater at four in the morning and the author will be applejacksmonstercock

[kamikazeonwings]

characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that

[chronotopes]

nobody got hurt so im allowed to giggle about this extremely looney tunes looking accident on a part of 64 i used to drive down at least once a week

[lapdogchase]

here you go professor. several pages of home brewed bullshit. as opposed to the chatgpt-brewed bullshit you're used to these days. i hope u enjoy it i worked very hard on it ❤️

[sennamaticart]

Been drawing lots of reindeer at work these days

[mintjaan]

When you choose "I'm bald" on a poll this is what you're saying