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[astarions-bride]

out of all Neil's characters...who is an ass man, tits man, or thigh man? 👀

The first Group Preferences!

Nikolai

Thighs and maybe your tits. Especially near the Femoral Artery. Loves to leave bitemarks and bruise-shaped handprints there and loves it when you wear short skirts or shorts to show them off. I see him being very territorial and possessive so any marks he leaves on you is akin to him leaving a claim on you. Same goes with your chest. The soft pliable flesh under his teeth fuels his more animalistic side and loves knowing his marks are all over your body.

Charlie

Tits. We all saw that short film. How he was eyeballing that woman's chest (calling them lovely 🥴). So I completely headcanon that this man is obsessed with tits. No matter the size, shape, etc. You would probably have to deal with a lot of groping from him. He would absolutely just faceplant on your chest and stay there for hours happily.

Father Anthony Bridge

He strikes me as a thigh man. Don't know why, but I just envision him placing his hand on your thigh while sitting next to you, squeezing and stroking casually, and he probably does it without realizing it.

Rob

Ass. Cannot keep his hands to himself. Will slip his hand into your back pocket or keep his hand splayed possessively across your ass. Loves to leave his handprints on your skin, loves to see your ass jiggle as you walk (or when he's taking you from behind 👀) and will stare obviously if you walk in front of him.

Captain Hook

Tits are his kryptonite. Any shape or size. Will absolutely get distracted if you go without a bra, openly staring with his fingers twitching with his effort of holding back from touching, but will instantly attack someone if they so much as glance near your chest. Loves to buy you clothing that enhances your breasts and he has quite an a eye for lingerie for you to wear.

Astarion

Loves every part of you, but has a special spot for your thighs. They are so warm and he loves having them wrapped around his waist (or his face) and loves laying between them. Also, same as Nikolai, the Femoral Artery is a favorite place for him to bite. Your throat is a place he also loves. Pressing his lips against your Carotid Artery, feeling the beat of your heart and the warmth of your skin, will have him falling into a sleep-like trance against you.

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Horrors of Cooking: Hazbin Hotel

Charlie: Dinner's ready!

Angel: *sits at the table and waves his hand in front of his face* WHEW!!! Char, babe, what the fuck did you make?

Charlie: Pasta with alfredo sauce!

Alastor: *wearing a gas mask*

Angel: ......*pokes his plate hesitantly with a fork* .......There's enough garlic in this to flush out all the vampires in the city, Toots....

Charlie: Well..... I may or may not have had an issue with the garlic powder.... but look! It can't be that bad! Vaggie's eating it!

Vaggie: *polishing off her plate with a blank face* Can I have some more, babe?

Lucifer: Well, it can't be that bad. Let's give it a go, shall we?

Hazbins: *all take a bite*

Husk: *fur puffs up before falling out all at once*

Niffty: *eye starts watering profusely as she raises her fork in the air excitedly* YAY!!! PAIN!!!

Alastor: *refusing to take off the gas mask*

Lucifer: *coughing and wheezing as clumps of garlic powder catch in his throat and burn his mouth* Water!!! .....Water!!!

Angel: *feels his tongue burning and tingling with the overabundance of garlic as tears form in his eyes and he clutches his throat* FUCKING - A, CHAR!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?! THIS IS A WAR CRIME AND AN AFFRONT TO ITALIANS EVERYWHERE!!!!

Vaggie: *leisurely eating her second helping*

Angel: HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU JUST EATING THAT?!?!?!?!

Vaggie: Years of practice.

[puckspoetry]

oh what I would give to watch Dead Poets Society for the first time again…

[ellydrawsstuff]

Comfort is at each other’s sides

[ckducky]

Get a load of these sick freaks...

When I saw the chaggie socks I thought "ya know, I bet if you played footsie with those socks it would like making them kiss"

[astarions-bride]

@z0mibite thank you for blessing my screen 😩👌

grrRRrrRRRRRzrrR RAH GRRRR RUFF BARK RUFF EUFF @astarions-bride

[singledigitsalary]

[flames-tstuff]

It runs in the family

[behindthesefangirleyes]

“I have no idea who I am” and when Charlie tells him how he’s seen by others, Nick quickly puts it within the context of his relationship with Charlie. 🥺 God, we need season 4 so bad.

[astarions-bride]

😍

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!

[astarions-bride]

I'm convinced that every single one of Neil Newbon's characters do the "Astarion Leg Thing" and nothing will ever change my mind

Look me in the eyes and tell me I'm wrong

[orangechickenpillow]

Are you normal or did the "I can't take another step" hug scene change the trajectory of your life

[gothushi]

kinktober masterlist!

here it finally is every1! it’s spooky horny time, and here i present the prompt/masterlist for my first ever kinktober. i’ve drafted up prompts for all 31 days, but if u do any of these, feel free to do whatever ones u like!

i personally will attempt to do all 31 (most being drabbles or headcanons) i’ll be linking them/adding who is was written with as the days go on

———————♡

week one;

1. scent kink, rob

2. nipple play, hook

3. phone sex, seb

4. restraints, simon

5. cock sleeves, father anthony

week two;

6. double penetration, hook

7. manhandling, rob

8. shower/bath sex, astarion

9. spanking, father anthony

10. ghost sex

11. size kink, simon

12. temperature play, mark

week three;

13. face sitting, nikolai

14. thigh riding, nikolai

15. collaring

16. mating press, rob

17. cucking

18. facetime/videos, rob

19. cum lube/creampie

week four;

20. high sex/shotgunning

21. rimming

22. impact play, charlie

23. handjob, rob

24. public sex, luke

25. oral fixation, astarion

26. choking, quinten

week five;

27. against a wall/window, hook

28. pegging

29. toys

30. morning sex

31. aftercare

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[v-i-r-i-d-i-a-n]

…..

Just finished episode 3 of BITB… oh my god.

So genuinely best thing my money has ever gone to

[peanuts-fan]