#the squirrel has killed

[tinyr3y]

Yeah so i have made a squirrel into an eldritch horrer in a dnd campaign i am in.

I am a player. The squirrel is my charecter.

I have made a SQUIRREL the scariest pc in the party

[bearotonin-international]

Apex predator, my ass. I’m going to pet the dog 🐻🐻‍❄️🐼

perhaps now is a good time for some responsible bear programming to remind everyone that as cute and cuddly as they may seem, bears are lethal apex predators and should absolutely be treated accordingly if ever encountered.

DO

NOT

PET

[okara-illustrates]

Smii7y doodles!!!

Can’t believe I haven’t finished a drawing of my favorite YTber!

[living-la-vida-lesbian]

was going outside to check if the cicadas have arrived yet (they haven't, thank god) and found a dead robin. this feels like an omen.

[tokyo-daaaamn-ji-gang]

NEW CAMPING CHIBIS AND WITH TENJIKU!!!!!!! (minus Mucho)

[bonefall]

You could play with the dirty part of the canon description by having Slash and his people roll in mud to hide their scent.

Parts of the Code labelling using weapons/traps as dishonorable could have started as agreements made that Slash's people wouldn't keep using their old tactics, maybe forced on Thunder's Clan to keep them from becoming too powerful, if they DID fuse.

I'm more liable to just remove the "dirty" thing entirely honestly; I just think it's so shitty I'd like to nuke it from orbit, you get me? Every single time they want you to hate someone, they make them fat and/or stinky. I'd rather just put that kind of rhetoric in the mouths of cats like Clear Sky and The Wind Runner, a lie to demonize their enemies, not really based on truth.

I think I might take the trap stuff though; that actually fits in nicely with how ThunderClan's the only one that uses spears. I won't have it be code yet, though, that's going to come a lot later. First two commandments of the code are Borders + Mercy, followed by Law 3 when Riverstar dies in some decades.

Also gonna need a name for Slash's new group. Hey, maybe THESE guys can be called Warriors, actually. Warriors of the Forest, like what the first arc used to be called before it was renamed TPB.

[ceiling-karasu]

Discovered the ‘hair/fur’ brush in sketchbook.

[mollyrolls]

do you guys ever have days where you’re just absolutely losing

[invinciblerodent]

it's actually pretty charming to me how the American voice actors all seem to struggle with pronouncing the elven words

like... "it's called the nar-dus deer-thal-ehn"

is it, Bellara

is it called that

because i'm pretty sure the subtitle says "nadas dirthalen", and that's. that's not how i'd. say that, lol

(it makes sense lore-wise tho, the elves did lose a lot of their language and many of the Dalish have American accents in canon, so it's fitting, if sad that they would have troubles even just pronouncing Elvish, but I'm also just saying that with affection and a tiny bit of smugness)

[yellowocaballero]

Have u ever read Empty Graves by unpretty? Best kents raising Superman fic I've ever read. Talks about all the futures where they didn't raise him to be good above all things so well. So much time travel. It's amazing.

Haha yes Unpretty is so good!! Stories about what it had to have been like to raise Clark are always incredibly interesting, and really fantastic when done well. I think on Tumblr people have also gotten in the habit of reading Unpretty's stories as 'basically the character' instead of a 'really fun and unique, off the wall interpretation of the character', which is problematic to people who get persnickety about comics and those people only but that's not relevant -

I'm not sure how common knowledge this is, but there was a Silver Age story about another Kryptonian baby who had a parallel childhood to Clark, except his parents were Evil Crooks, so he had an Evil Crook Childhood, and he became an Evil Crook Baby. They weren't abusive or mean or didn't love him or anything. They just put him in a little bandana and taught him how to talk like a mafia guy and break out of jail cells. Superman eventually had to fight Evil Crook Superman, and eventually breathe a sigh of relief that he wasn't also raised to talk like a mafia gangster.

Sometimes I think about that guy, and I decide that a way funnier story would be about the super baby who was raised to be Evil Crook and who lives his adulthood as an extremely normal office worker guy who's no contact with his parents and has been seeing a therapist for a few years and really just wants to go on with his life and move past his Evil Crook Baby childhood with his batshit parents. He still has superpowers but they, like, don't define him, man.

[cuddlingdragons]

Spider worshiper

[faerunfey]

@havntedone ❤️'d for a starter!

"WAS KILLING THE SQUIREL... absolutely necessary?" Au'relia asked quietly, her eyes squinted like she was trying hard not to cry, even by bringing it up.

She still wasn't used to all this senseless violence out here far from her mostly peaceful home in the feywilds - but this seemed especially senseless to her. What had that poor creature done but exist?

"Are squirrels... evil around here?"

[internetdruid]

I believe I had asked for an 🥚 before, but if I could also get a 🌱 I’d be thrilled :}!!! I have loved learning about the species from your answers

Tufted ground squirrel! (Rheithrosciurus macrotis)

&

porcupine tomato!

(Solanum pyracanthos)

[brionysea]

I hate when this show makes me do maths

[bitegore]

Got to dream about being Erica last night, which was cool. Specifically in like, a no-Haven AU but when I finally got to break out all of the poisons, dose literally all the food, and start smashing people's heads in with crochet mallets, my GOD that shit was satisfying.

[ceiling-karasu]

@kosmicpowers going back to yesterday, now that I think of it, the Weasel Unit would be invested in making those fake chaos emeralds as a power source if the SaH universe did happen to exist with the Sonic the Hedgehog Mobius.

They would provide a nice power source for the Sturgeon Robots, ice cannons, and Iron Crows.

The Sturgeon base would be a good place to make them since it would be easier to contain accidents underwater like that.

Huinjogjebi might be very interested in knowing how Tails can use his extra tails to fly, but he wouldn’t have to experiment on the fox since he could probably just ask and get an immediate answer from Tails himself. Trying to copy the ability would take years, and the technique has limited working time, so regular jet packs and just riding the crows is much easier.

A kidnapping might not even be involved in that if they meet up at a festival somewhere. Sonic and Tails are heroes, so a leader or high ranking member of a country wanting to greet them would not be unusual in any way, and Tails might get that question a lot.

It could still lead to a kidnapping, though. They might want to get Sonic out of the way, though, and the Sturgeon Base being underwater would be a good prison for them. But with the amount of fake chaos emeralds around we might see the return of dark Sonic, assuming Tails doesn’t just casually hack and take over the base.