My dumb ass fell down the stairs wirh a bowl of milk and sprained my ankle.
But hey, my brace has built in ice packs!
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pov: you ask the good mayor for some chems…
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I just had to roll a 4 ft, 42 lb beanbag chair down the stairs into my basement bedroom at 1 am without waking anyone.
I did it. But where do i fucking put a 4 ft beanbag chair?
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Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.
I'm trying to prove something.
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Fuck it. I'm going back to my original vision for my star wars/marvel crossover fic and adding back the My Hero Academia part to it. I am not fucking creating a whole school full of ocs with unique powers and personalities that will also provide crack for my fic when we have the chaos children of class 1-A who will work just fine.
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Ahh yes I love when I order doordash and everyone else gets their food and mine is missing.
I ordered a fucking pizza and now I am eating pb&j in my room while everyone else eats their food
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Ok now I wanna hear the story of when a chicken tried to kill astarion
i love getting astarion lines like this. you are SO unhinged
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My body: *chilling and enjoying oxygen*
My lungs: Fuck you, no air for you. Instead enjoy painful coughing that hurts your throat.
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I wanna scream. I cannot figure out the shadows on the hand. They just keep not looking right.
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The spell didn't work. I'm only more awake
HEY.
are you scrolling [tumblr] instead of sleeping?
idiot. clown. I cast sleepy spell on you. fuck you. sweet dreams ily
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It is 3 am and my dad is asleep in the living room. I wanna get water but i don't wanna wake him
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does anyone else have those anxiety attacks where ur just sittin there
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So I use to play in a mha themed ttrpg and my charecter had wings as her quirk.
I became a menace after befriending bakugou cause I would fucking drop him on whatever villian we where fighting.
I fucking made bakugou into a god damn nuke.
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SEND HELP! I'VE TURTLED AGAIN! I CAN'T GET UP OFF MY BACK!
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Maybe i'm trying to get your attention.
STOP SPEEDRUNNING MY TOWER YOU INGRATES
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