#what is wrong with him (affectionate)
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the easy grip on the knife. the leg over the seat. the hand over the other seat. the sassy "come get it" move. you know the bitch is smiling behind that mask even as he said the line.
#i can't believe i'm saying this#DEADPOOL CAN GET IT#Logan I'm sobbing I understand why you lunged at him#I would too bestie#it's the sass for me folks#paint that car white as much as they painted it red my god#a deadpool thirst post? from me? more likely than you'd think#this is a branch in realities i know it#i've never had Feelings for this motherfucker until this movie#all i'm left with is anger now because WHAT DOES HE WANT FROM ME#camera crew could have just made it landscape but noooooo they had to do a medium shot of this son of a bitch#i'm sending an especially affectionate fuck you in ryan reynolds' direction#i love how you love deadpool#deadpool#wolverine#deadpool and wolverine#wade wilson#logan howlett#poolverine#deadclaws#don't get me wrong i've always adored deadpool's personality. nobody's that hilarious and not have humongous balls i mean trauma.#but i've never went 'why he kinda' until this specific shot right here#@ camera crew why the fuck did you zoom in? WHY?#for me? well it's infuriating#do it again#gif is credit to the owner#30 tags aren't enough for me to dismantle how this shot made me feel. tumblr you gotta update#damn tumblr i'm tryna feed a village here#guys just find my other post
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JOEL SMALLISHBEANS, WHEN I GET YOU!!!
#and what if I krill myself?#not the neck kisses bit again (I love it)#what is wrong with him? 😭😭😭 (affectionate)#boat boys crumbs#boat boys#smallishbeans#ethoslab#hermitcraft#smalletho
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I cannot stop thinking about Izzy walking into the captain's quarters like, "Hey, we've docked, congrats on fucking btw"
#what is wrong with him??? (affectionate)#izzy hands#our flag means death#ofmd#ofmd s2#ofmd s2 spoilers#ofmd spoilers
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Okay I've seen people mention that Edwin's human costume is always female, but I havent seen anybody mention that Charles is the one who picks their costumes, like, that's fanfiction levels of repression, why do you want your best mate to be a woman, Charles?
#dead boy detectives#charles rowland#edwin payne#painland#payneland#what the fuck is wrong with him? (affectionate)
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Penelope could easily be painted as the damsel yearning for her lover, the woman without much agency waiting for her husband to come home (which of course we all know she isn't, she is a literal and metaphorical queen), and in a lesser story*) she might have been cast into that stereotype. I think that is why I love her almost yelling "You're mine" at Odysseus in WYFILWMA.
It is so possessive and decisive, ruling out any "buts". It perfectly underlines her steadfastness, her loyalty, her agency. She claims Odysseus as hers without question once she knows it is really him, that he is finally back home. She is seemingly offended that Odysseus even suggests that she might not accept him after how much he has changed. (She will make her own mind up about that, thank you very much, and said mind has been made up for 20 years btw)
It is not only that Odysseus has come home and now she chooses him. No, she has been choosing him over and over and over for the past 20 years with every action she took. It is not him coming back that now puts her in the position to choose him - it only reveals that choice, that there never was another choice other than Odysseus. Which leads me to my honorable mention:
Ody: "[...] You’ve been waiting for love."
Pen: "I've been waiting for you."
Penelope definitely had a surplus of suitors (108) and even if their motives might have been questionable, she could have easily found a new husband if that was what she wanted, maybe even one that genuinely loved her. But Penelope's love is Odysseus. Love for her is synonymous with him. No one else is even worth considering, she would rather be alone or even die before she gives any other man the time of day.
tldr; I love love LOVE the wording in WYFILWMA, how it shows how Penelope is just not taking this shit from her husband. She knows what she wants and that is Odysseus, even if it is not the original model but the slightly banged up version, the heavily traumatized, now with grey hairs probably, war criminal, ruthless god torturer version of her husband.
Because he is still her husband, goddamn it.
This might very well not make much sense bc I am insane over them currently
*) "lesser story" is not referring to the odyssey or saying epic is better than the odyssey, I mean to compare them both to any completely different work (or franchise if you will) that does not give characters agency where they should have it
#pen is like “you are mine whether you like it or not”#“nothing you can fuckin do about it you are mine you bastard”#also. i imagine the question of “what kind of things did you do” is more akin to a#*sighs* “go on tell me what you did” *knows it will not have any bearings on her accepting him fully*#maybe even a cheeky eyeroll#“you are so incredibly wrong if you think I would wait for you all these years”#“and not fully embrace you as you are now - now that I have you back at last”#also i would not rule it out that pen kinda loves how he fought tooth and nail to get back home to them#not what it cost him (them) but his iron will to be with his wife and son again#even if that means he has to brutalitze a god over it and sacrifice all his crew/friends/comrades#“the man that he is” *lip bite* - pen probably#epic the musical#the ithaca saga#epic the ithaca saga#epic odysseus#odysseus#penelope#epic penelope#odypen#your honor I love them#they are so so perfect for each other#they so deserve each other (affectionate)
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Why r u so goofy old man
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it's funny to me that wyll's the nominal straight man of the party (as in the character archetype. Sexuality-wise he's a bi king) because he's as completely unhinged as the rest of them
'i'm just gonna stand here in public and narrate mermaid porn. got the best sleep of my life after i was assaulted by a dead white boy in the middle of the night. think i'll blaspheme the gods, invite lae'zel of k'liir to a tea party, maybe ask halsin if he does anything other than meditate and fuck'
#what's wrong with him.....#(affectionate)#wyll ravengard#baldur's gate 3#he's chaos masquerading as law#we're so glad for him
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Riz really went through a transformation during sophomore year huh. Imagine the briefcase kid (who was known as "the ball" by many members of the blood rush team) leaves for spring break and comes back covered HEAD TO TOE in TATTOOS. And also has many many gadgets that he claims are from heaven?? He is part of the AV club, so maybe they have more connections? Oh yeah, and he's part of a viral video and is some sort of shrimp guy ig??? And then just before summer break one of his tattoos CAME TO LIFE AND CAUSE AN ENTERNAL NIGHT. And then he and his adventuring party sealed that thing literally 2 days before the start of school. And despite that, he was the only one of his adventuring party that didn't look like they had slept a total of 3 hours in the past 48. Like. Riz is crazy man
#d20#fhjy#d20 fhjy#riz gukgak#dimension 20#dimension 20 fantasy high#imagine being some rando kid at augfort. and just seeing riz in one of your classes#like genuinely what is wrong with him /affectionate
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there is something terribly wrong with you electric boogaloo
sorry for all the pokemon related videos/screenshots lately, im just havin a bit too much fun watchin these episodes lol ( ̄▽ ̄)
#pokemon#anipoke#ash ketchum#pokemon may#pokemon max#pokemon brock#what is wrong with him (affectionate)
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I know most Willry stuff usually completely ignores Will's wife or has him cheating on her for the sake of old man yaoi but have we considered: the polycule?
#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#william afton#mrs afton#clara afton#henry emily#willry#helliam#do will and clara even have a ship name? probably not#2/13/2024 update: THEY HAVE A SHIP NAME. BIG WIN FOR BISEXUALS#willra#obsessed with the way will bows as he enters rooms in the books. what the fuck is wrong with him (affectionate)#well supposedly he does that; I got this information secondhand
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Ensemble Stars... so many new little guys in my phone... 🎶
#doodles#enstars art tag#ensemble stars#mayoi ayase#arashi narukami#rei sakuma#tsumugi aoba#ibara saegusa#gowther#oc art tag#for producer-chan of course#she's got one of my favorite work outfits on. i always feel so well put together in that one#also please tell me im not the only one in the ibara-gowther lookalike boat it was the first thing i thought when i saw him#I'm having fun. first day. first proper 10 pull on fancy mayoi banner and poof! there he was#what a character. somethin wrong with him (affectionate)#i want to put hair clips or headbands or hair ties in these boys' hair tho. so much covers their faces#those bangs in the way... how can you SEE#i say as if I'm not a chronic bangs-in-the-face haver#ah well anyway it's been a while but i drew something!!! i drew some stuff!!!!!#woohoo!!!!!#please enjoy the silliness
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qimir, about to die: oosssssshhhhhaaaaaaaa :)))))))))
qimir, 1 minute away from being humiliated by giant moths: rules, rules, rules >:(((((((((( if you never follow them *turns to osha* you never have to break them :))))))))))
#rewatching episode 5 to cope#why is he the way he is#what is wrong with him? (affectionate)#oshamir#qimir#qimir the acolyte#the stranger the acolyte#the acolyte#osha x qimir
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Grian: there’s a prize to whoever wins demise and everyone knows what it is except the audience
Etho: I had no clue there was a prize and still don’t know what it is
#hermitcraft#hc s10 spoilers#ethoslab#grian#i cannot believe him#like I am still laughing what is wrong with him#affectionate of course#i kinda paraphrased what grian said but you get it
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"Oh... Oh dear. I... do not know quite how that feels on your end, but if you need anything for it, I am more than happy to provide. I'm... not a proper doctor, or anything, but... I have some cleaning materials and bandages that I carry with me."
"...I won't ask what happened with your eye, if that's any concern. You don't need to put everything on display to a man you just met, after all."
@yellow-rose-embalmer
Besides, even if you were a doctor, I doubt you could help me. As for my eye, well, it's quite simple. I could tell you about it as long as you don't, uh, want to lick it.
#identity v#identity v postman#victor grantz#identity v the postman#idv postman#idv ask blog#embrace reply#owo a new embalmer blog. hewwo. as embrace would say HAHAHAHHAA#sorry my guy here is a bit chaotic n loves to lie u-u i love him tho#we're back to our usual chaos now. stop teasing everyone u talk to#what is wrong with u. stabs him in the eye again (affectionate)
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Mumbo (and we) has just found out that not only does he press shift with his thumb, he ALSO presses the W A S and D with his index finger
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Look i draw CecilDonald as cats. meow meow meow haha miaouu
That's it that's the post. Little meow meow headcanons + their inspo moodboard under cut
Cecil!!
bites (hard)
ugly ass cat who looks like he lost a fight with a woodchipper
foul beast. growls a lot. probably had rabies.
fur is clumpy, has the texture of crimpled paper. he doesn't allow brushing so it stays that way.
claws are out at all times
food thief
Donald!!
Just a lil guy
Aloof. Anxious, even. Absolutely terrorized, if you wish
Doesn't allow petting. Just awkwardly wiggles out of the way.
If you look miserable enough he will loaf next to you and purr gently
Very patient. If he swats at you he will look very guilty about it. Please don't make him do this.
#invincible#invincible fanart#cecil stedman#donald ferguson#art#normalise letting me draw nonsense about these two old men#round cats my beloved#ofc cecil sounds like he's getting the short end of the stick but every single headcanon is affectionate#he can't be a majestic white cat with pretty soft fur. that was before the woodchipper episode#cat cecil is like human cecil. you look at him and go “ah what the fuck is wrong with it”#cat donald and his human counterpart on the other hand. you see them and nothing happens in your head. theyre just little guys
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