#what is wrong with him (affectionate)
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the easy grip on the knife. the leg over the seat. the hand over the other seat. the sassy "come get it" move. you know the bitch is smiling behind that mask even as he said the line.
#i can't believe i'm saying this#DEADPOOL CAN GET IT#Logan I'm sobbing I understand why you lunged at him#I would too bestie#it's the sass for me folks#paint that car white as much as they painted it red my god#a deadpool thirst post? from me? more likely than you'd think#this is a branch in realities i know it#i've never had Feelings for this motherfucker until this movie#all i'm left with is anger now because WHAT DOES HE WANT FROM ME#camera crew could have just made it landscape but noooooo they had to do a medium shot of this son of a bitch#i'm sending an especially affectionate fuck you in ryan reynolds' direction#i love how you love deadpool#deadpool#wolverine#deadpool and wolverine#wade wilson#logan howlett#poolverine#deadclaws#don't get me wrong i've always adored deadpool's personality. nobody's that hilarious and not have humongous balls i mean trauma.#but i've never went 'why he kinda' until this specific shot right here#@ camera crew why the fuck did you zoom in? WHY?#for me? well it's infuriating#do it again#gif is credit to the owner#30 tags aren't enough for me to dismantle how this shot made me feel. tumblr you gotta update#damn tumblr i'm tryna feed a village here#guys just find my other post
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JOEL SMALLISHBEANS, WHEN I GET YOU!!!
#and what if I krill myself?#not the neck kisses bit again (I love it)#what is wrong with him? 😭😭😭 (affectionate)#boat boys crumbs#boat boys#smallishbeans#ethoslab#hermitcraft#smalletho
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i call this one "queer silence" or perhaps "slightly judgemental stare"
#trying out different shading stuff ON MY FAVORITE SQUEAKY TOY!!!!#SQUEAK SQUEAK I AM SQUEEZING THE STUFFING OUT OF HIM!!#lovingly. affectionately.#unless he isnt filled with stuffing. in which case. hm. concerning crunchies are occurring#BUT I KEEP SQUEEZING-#scribble garnish#welcome home#welcome home puppet show#welcome home fanart#welcome home wally#wally darling#i want him to be happy and kind but i also want him to be unhinged and violent but also-#basically whatever turns his character takes i am Here For It#no matter what. he could do anything im still on his side#im a supporter of wallys rights And wrongs and Everythings
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I cannot stop thinking about Izzy walking into the captain's quarters like, "Hey, we've docked, congrats on fucking btw"
#what is wrong with him??? (affectionate)#izzy hands#our flag means death#ofmd#ofmd s2#ofmd s2 spoilers#ofmd spoilers
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Okay I've seen people mention that Edwin's human costume is always female, but I havent seen anybody mention that Charles is the one who picks their costumes, like, that's fanfiction levels of repression, why do you want your best mate to be a woman, Charles?
#dead boy detectives#charles rowland#edwin payne#painland#payneland#what the fuck is wrong with him? (affectionate)
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Why r u so goofy old man
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too many pipes, tongue needed
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what more can you say? an icon
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it's funny to me that wyll's the nominal straight man of the party (as in the character archetype. Sexuality-wise he's a bi king) because he's as completely unhinged as the rest of them
'i'm just gonna stand here in public and narrate mermaid porn. got the best sleep of my life after i was assaulted by a dead white boy in the middle of the night. think i'll blaspheme the gods, invite lae'zel of k'liir to a tea party, maybe ask halsin if he does anything other than meditate and fuck'
#what's wrong with him.....#(affectionate)#wyll ravengard#baldur's gate 3#he's chaos masquerading as law#we're so glad for him
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Riz really went through a transformation during sophomore year huh. Imagine the briefcase kid (who was known as "the ball" by many members of the blood rush team) leaves for spring break and comes back covered HEAD TO TOE in TATTOOS. And also has many many gadgets that he claims are from heaven?? He is part of the AV club, so maybe they have more connections? Oh yeah, and he's part of a viral video and is some sort of shrimp guy ig??? And then just before summer break one of his tattoos CAME TO LIFE AND CAUSE AN ENTERNAL NIGHT. And then he and his adventuring party sealed that thing literally 2 days before the start of school. And despite that, he was the only one of his adventuring party that didn't look like they had slept a total of 3 hours in the past 48. Like. Riz is crazy man
#d20#fhjy#d20 fhjy#riz gukgak#dimension 20#dimension 20 fantasy high#imagine being some rando kid at augfort. and just seeing riz in one of your classes#like genuinely what is wrong with him /affectionate
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I know most Willry stuff usually completely ignores Will's wife or has him cheating on her for the sake of old man yaoi but have we considered: the polycule?
#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#william afton#mrs afton#clara afton#henry emily#willry#helliam#do will and clara even have a ship name? probably not#2/13/2024 update: THEY HAVE A SHIP NAME. BIG WIN FOR BISEXUALS#willra#obsessed with the way will bows as he enters rooms in the books. what the fuck is wrong with him (affectionate)#well supposedly he does that; I got this information secondhand
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caterpillar? more like cu. more like cunty. cuntypil. um.
#you're honor he's a bastard and a capitalist but despite his faults i love him very much#so i think he should be Absolved of all crimes and allowed to stay silly w/ it#he's really The Guy of all time...#cant wait to see more of him!!!#man now i gotta go listen to his audios i need to hear his goofy ass voice again <3#scribble salad#welcome home#welcome home puppet show#howdy pillar#blowing him a kiss and then chucking the communist manifesto at his tube head#i could radicalize him...#no actually i dont think Anyone could#he doesnt even get paid. he's out there scamming and lying for shits and gigs#i fear that he's beyond redemption but That's Okay!!!#i support howdy pillar rights AND wrongs <3#i have faith that he'll pay through suffering The Horrors and fuck knows what else <3#i need him to get tossed around like a ragdoll in a rabid dog's mouth#tear the bitch apart! (said so so So affectionately)
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Ensemble Stars... so many new little guys in my phone... 🎶
#doodles#enstars art tag#ensemble stars#mayoi ayase#arashi narukami#rei sakuma#tsumugi aoba#ibara saegusa#gowther#oc art tag#for producer-chan of course#she's got one of my favorite work outfits on. i always feel so well put together in that one#also please tell me im not the only one in the ibara-gowther lookalike boat it was the first thing i thought when i saw him#I'm having fun. first day. first proper 10 pull on fancy mayoi banner and poof! there he was#what a character. somethin wrong with him (affectionate)#i want to put hair clips or headbands or hair ties in these boys' hair tho. so much covers their faces#those bangs in the way... how can you SEE#i say as if I'm not a chronic bangs-in-the-face haver#ah well anyway it's been a while but i drew something!!! i drew some stuff!!!!!#woohoo!!!!!#please enjoy the silliness
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qimir, about to die: oosssssshhhhhaaaaaaaa :)))))))))
qimir, 1 minute away from being humiliated by giant moths: rules, rules, rules >:(((((((((( if you never follow them *turns to osha* you never have to break them :))))))))))
#rewatching episode 5 to cope#why is he the way he is#what is wrong with him? (affectionate)#oshamir#qimir#qimir the acolyte#the stranger the acolyte#the acolyte#osha x qimir
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Grian: there’s a prize to whoever wins demise and everyone knows what it is except the audience
Etho: I had no clue there was a prize and still don’t know what it is
#hermitcraft#hc s10 spoilers#ethoslab#grian#i cannot believe him#like I am still laughing what is wrong with him#affectionate of course#i kinda paraphrased what grian said but you get it
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this line makes me insane.. mr zigvolt i would love to study you
#HE'S MY FAVORITE. WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM. GET HELP (AFFECTIONATE)#twisted wonderland#twst#sebek zigvolt#jamil viper
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