#sexy voldemort

[feistyfox47]

Mattheo: Having two partners is both amazing and complicated. But all our problems are solved with communication. Theodore: It’s my turn to cuddle Y/n. Mattheo: FIVE MORE MINUTES DAMMIT!

[alenablack]

sorry not sorry but snakeface voldemort is hot and i’m tired of pretending otherwise.

[theinvisiblemuseum]

canon regulus was nawt the hardcore murderous genius most of yall make him out to be he was just a nepo baby with a crush on the hot older guy who always came over to his parents house

[scaramionee]

Just finished Secrets and Masks by Emerald_Slytherin and I haven't been the same ever since. I thought that Manacled was my last straw and then I start reading THIS PIECE OF ART ??!! DRACO AND HERMIONE'S CHEMISTRY ?!! THEO'S CHARACTERIZATION ??!! ASTORIA AND BLAISE'S UNDYING LOVE FOR EACH OTHER ??!! DAPHNE AND HER SACRIFCE ??!! THE FOUND FAMILY TROUPE ??!! MALFOY'S ADORABLE DRAGON ?!! How can I ever go back, I do not think I can ever bring myself to read that fanfic again. It soothed the deepest part of my soul and I'm glad but nope, I refuse to bawl my eyes out all over again. I can never move on from this fanfic, as if all of this happened in the canon, UGH WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[capriddle]

Me: I don't have a type

Always me:

It happened again, I fell head over heels for the younger brother who aspires to steal the throne, is elegant, intelligent, sexy and dark (and more prepared than the older brother to reign).

Not to mention Mr. Tom Marvolo Riddle (Voldemort to his friends) and the Darkling of Shadow and Bone.

I'm hopeless💀😂

[metalomagnetic]

In Either must die, does Voldemort's daughter play a large role? I really want to read your fic, but just the idea Voldemort could get it up for Bellatrix is laughable and I detest everything from the Cursed Child

I haven't read Cursed Child so I don't know how my work compares to that.

If you find the idea 'Voldemort could get it up for Bellatrix laughable' then that fic is not for you.

[mrmxlemons]

Lord Voldemort portraits in a Voldemort Wins AU done by Nergal on twitter, commissioned by me. Her commissions are open right now I highly suggest considering a slot!

[kennexander]

How do you feel about the countryverse? -baconater

oh my god i am absolutely INSANE about countryverse its one of my favoritest things ever

not only am i lobotomy kazuma himself, but i also created the designs for transfred voldemort sexy, baddie van piss, barock von cis, and baroque van sinks

oh right i havent showed them to tumblr yet uhhh here

transfred voldemort sexy

baddie van piss

barock von cis

and baroque van sinks

i also created lobotomy kazuma (i am him practically. i run the blog and everything) and came up with the idea of countrybotomy (MY OTP!!!!)

also. there are more gavin brothers and i WILL be adding to the list. i am crazy about countryverse we have -kristoph -klavier -country -caviar -kitchen -ketamine -cock -knife -cabin

baconater this is the best ask ive ever gotten you underestimate how fucking insane i am about countryverse thank you

[twinsoulsentwined]

I've been thinking non stop about the "Do you love me?" / "What is love?" exchange from An Epistolary Exchange by Ramabear (RyMagnatar) and the dinner that followed.

It is so beautifully written. I'm obsessed.

[roguewhimsy]

WIP Tomione Fic

I’ve been writing a one shot Tomione/is there Hermione Voldemort shorthand?-fic, and I’m terrified to post it cause it’s pretty dark and possibly a little too twisted so I’m posting an excerpt here to see if I can find the courage to finish it lol.

Nothing too terrible in this excerpt tho, so should be safe with now CWs except what comes with the territory- grief, loss…some imprisonment. I’d love to know your thoughts!

It’s literally called “Oopsie!” on my drive 🤣

Here’s how it starts:

Hermione knew that something was wrong when Voldemort passed her cell and, for the first time in recent or past memory, she felt the engulfing desire to kneel before him.

The days had blended into one another as she rotted away in her prison, deep in the Ministry of Magic where she knew that she would never see the sunlight again. Days and nights blurred together surrounded by the same dark walls, steel bars, and damp floors.

When was the last time Lord Voldemort, champion of the dark against the light, had come down to her cell in the first place? Hermione couldn’t remember but she certainly did not feel compelled to kneel then. She could barely remember the last time she lifted her head from counting and recounting the stones of the floor.

She battled the urge to kneel, instead standing. Her neck felt sore as she looked up and looked dead into the chilling eyes of her captor and the man who single handedly ruined her life and the lives of everyone she loved.

Those that he’d left alive, anyway.

So she was even more surprised that he chose not to merely pass by or even leer at her from outside the cage, but with a flick of his wrist and an absentminded wave to her guard, the metal door slid open with a smooth click and he entered her tiny cell.

He was enormous and as he got closer the urge to prostrate herself before him became almost overwhelming. She bit the inside of her cheek, keeping her rooted, glaring at him under her filthy fringe.

“So stubborn,” Voldemort said with a sibilant hiss. “My little mud blood refuses her base instincts so dramatically.”

Hermione felt a shock of feeling by his perverse pet name. “I am not your mudblood,” she spat back. “I am a witch and whether you like it or not I deserve to do magic just as much as anyone else.”

“See how you tremble?” Voldemort replied instead and it was only then that Hermione saw her own limbs shaking as if she’d just gotten off a rollercoaster. “See how much you wish to bow to your master? Listen to your body, and let yourself bend to me.”

“I’ll never bow to you,” she hisses, spitting at his feet as to punctuate what she felt about such a request.

Voldemort, to her great shock, does not kill her on the spot. Instead he looks pleased, like he’s won some great prize and that prize happens to be something to do with Hermione Granger.

Which simply could not bode well.

[feistyfox47]

Mattheo, whispering to Tom: Tell them they look pretty. Tom: You look pretty... Y/n: What did you say? Tom: Uh, I said you look shitty! Goodnight Y/n! Mattheo:...*what the fuck Tom*

[asktheheirofslytherin]

Please Dark Lord, it is my greatest wish in life to marry a powerful, evil man/Death Eater and keep his home and birth his sons. Is it even possible for someone who is only a half-blood? I do have a decent family fortune and a nice ancestral home in the countryside though, and you can use it anytime you want. We have empty stables for prisoners too.

As a half blood it is unlikely you will be able to secure a firstborn son, but there are some second born death eaters in my ranks who would be very interested in meeting you.

I shall let Narcissa put together a dinner party with a few suitable candidates. She finds such joy in the inane.

[brown-eyed-slytherin]

[thequietones111]

We need more fics where Time Travel AU Harry is totally ready to face Tom Riddle the dark mastermind back at Hogwarts.

But pre first Horcroux Tom Riddle is actually the embodyment of a cringe teen with anxiety and a social IQ of "pretends A LOT".

And Harry is like "WHAT".

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Like honestly Voldemort despised his younger self so much he cast all humanity off himself and erased his entire existance almost completely from his person. Give me some weird shit Tom Riddle that has OCD, Phobia and or Disphoria so bad the Dark Lord won't touch that with a ten foot pole.

[capriddle]

Tom Marvolo Riddle Sexy Aesthetic

[chronicvillainstan]

Lord Voldemort vs Aaravos (DPU) - Who would win in a fight? - Superhero Database (superherodb.com)

OK, but why isn't "sex appeal" in the stats? Because we all know Voldemort would win that one xD