#the smoot

[zanephillips]

CORY SMOOT Chasing Life 2.05 "The Domino Effect"

[victusinveritas]

In 1908, Houdini stood at the edge of the Harvard Bridge—commonly referred to as the Mass. Ave. Bridge, a whopping 387.72 newly styled smoots (o.s. 364.4 sm ± 1 εar) long—and was shackled by a Boston patrolman. His hands were handcuffed behind his back and chained to a collar around his neck. According to a Boston Globe article chronicling the feat, a signal was tooted from a towboat, and Houdini went overboard into the chilly waters below.

“There is always the possibility that I will be unable to free myself, as one never can tell what will happen to a lock,” Houdini told the newspaper. “However, I am a good swimmer, have confidence in myself, and I hope to perform this feat successfully.”

The Globe estimated some 20,000 spectators gathered to see Houdini’s leap, including the mayors of Boston and Cambridge. They waited 40 seconds for the magician to resurface, which he did with the shackles in his hands.

[vampirecorleone]

"Oh, you're going to enjoy living with us so much. Yes, I know you are! As a welcome home present, I bought you such wonderful new clothes. I just hope that Richard doesn't get jealous that I didn't get him anything. Oh, but then, he is such a dear. I'm sure that he won't mind. You see, I've always wanted a little girl. But, of course, when my husband left... Oh, well, that's all water under the bridge, as I always say. Water under the bridge! But it certainly will be a nice little surprise when Richard comes home to find a little girl in the house. Yes, I've always dreamed of a little girl just like you." Sleepaway Camp (1983) dir. Robert Hiltzik

[jayparked]

congrats on 1k my love!!! 59 + heeseung if you would indulge my messy ass ˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖♡︎˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖

warnings: strong language, masturbation, dom/sub dynamics, husband hee,

"Hurry uuupp," you whine at your husband who's standing at the edge of the bed while you lay before him, completely naked.

"Fuckin' buttons won't undo," he grumbles, his fingers moving faster, his patience quickly fading.

"I told you those pants were stupid," you pout.

"They're not stupid! It's my fuckin' cold ass eager fingers," he grumbles some more, the end of his sentence almost inaudible.

You try to wait for him, you really did. And, in all honesty, the way he was starting to get angrier and angrier was turning you on even more. So, instinctively, your hand roams down your torso until it's hovering just over your heat. Heeseung's not even looking at you at this point, so who cares if you take this time to marvel at the way his jaw clenches and his eyebrows furrows.

A small whine escaping your lips has Heeseung's head snapping up quickly, a look of absolute aghast painted across his face.

"What the fuck are you doing?"

"You're taking too long. And you're so sexy when you're mad." Your giggle is interrupted by another moan, your head leaning back into the pillows as your eyes close.

Suddenly, you feel a firm hand wrap around your wrist and another one holds your jaw tightly.

"You don't get to touch yourself until I say so." The dark angry fire in your husband's eyes has you gulping. Excitement errupts throughout your body and you didn't think it was possible to get more turned on than you already were.

"Fuck it. I'll buy new pants." With that said, Heeseung lets go of you and takes both hands and rips the fabric down the front, just enough to be able to pull his hardened member from his boxers. Before you can blink, he's leaning over you with a mischievous look in his eyes.

"Now, where were we?"

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[porterdavis]

Everything old is new again

[omnibread1]

[oddverse]

I think Pesci and Risotto go to the same gym but they never see each other because Risotto only works out in the morning and Pesci at night

Pesci's lucky he was just leaving cause risotto was NOT about to change

[spectralmagpie]

Not me sketching Tighnari x Lumine smoot …Cyno will be joining them later

[dreaminginthedeepsouth]

How the Great Depression came to be. Some lessons have not been learned. [June 18. 1930]

[elklounge]

Fatal Kiss (2002). I have been waiting for awhile to post this! Awhile back I bought the VHS for the short film Fatal Kiss directed and written by Jeff Rector. The film features Ted Raimi. This was considered lost media for quite awhile. I’m so happy to get to share it all with you.

I currently have it in digital format and am gonna be uploading it to a drive link as well as potentially YouTube. Other places I may upload this will be the internet archive to preserve media. I should be posting it by tomorrow if not tonight:) Thank you all for having patience. Ted Raimi nation I see today as an absolute win for his lost media!

Sorry Teddy that both Fatal Kiss and Fountains Clowns have been found (Although I think he was so good in Fountains Clowns. Still thinking about his chest tattoo they gave him.)

[paynomindtotheinsanity]

You guys don't even know how excited I am to eventually post the smut scenes that have been sitting in my drafts for YEARS.

[crustyfloor]

oh wait theyve actually been watchi

[jayparked]

25 + 117 with sunghoon pretty pleaseee🧎‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️

"oh i can think of many ways to shut you up right now." sunghoon smirks confidently, crossing his arms casually over his chest.

"yeah? lemme guess...by shoving your cock down my throat? nice try but that's so overdone- hey!" before you can even process what's happening, sunghoon has you over one of his shoulders, swiftly walking back towards your shared bedroom.

you're about to say something to your boyfriend again, but before you can he's tossing you onto the bed, body bouncing against the mattress from the impact.

you expect him to start stripping himself right away, to take out his hard cock and move to position himself in front of your mouth.

instead, sunghoon has your sleep shorts off your body with one fluid motion, your perked clit now on full display to his hungry eyes. he places both hands on your knees and spreads your legs out further by pushing them to the side, shaking his head to the side with a small “mmmm” leaving his lips.

“let’s see shall we?” sunghoon takes his pointer finger and slides it from your hole up to your clit, collecting juices that have been building up.

sunghoon takes his finger and licks along his digit before inserting it fully in his mouth, taking it out with a pop. “just as i thought.” he falls to his knees and grabs your legs, pulling you towards the edge of the bed and closer to his face.

“sunghoon!” you yelp out. but it’s no use. he’s done listening to you.

“smell so good,” he whispers, his breath on your wetness making your body tremble, the urge to shut your legs tightly together so strong.

but sunghoon is stronger.

his hands grip your thighs tightly as he moves his face forward, making sure you cant even attempt to escape his grasp. not that you’d want to anyways.

something brushes against your clit that has you moaning out already. you’re expecting his tongue or maybe even his finger again. but when you look down between your legs you see your boyfriend moving his nose in tiny circles around your clit.

"you like messing with my head, don't you?" you gasp out, one hand snaking down to grasp sunghoon’s black locks.

"only because it clearly turns you on." another confident smirk adorns his face, one eyebrow raising up teasingly until he finally sticks his tongue out and flattens the muscle against your heat.

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[porterdavis]

We've seen this movie before...

[crimsonsharked]

I had a bad day pls ask Ambrosi some stuff pls...

[miscellaneous--bones]

scribble i did a bit ago n forgot to post