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Hello Earthlings, Hellions, and Angelic ones! You can call me Aliena!

okay to reblog Credit: @jujulebee

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Ask + Rp blog!

Primarily an ask blog with rp Hazbin and Helluva Space AU Be aware there is going to be NSFW content present on this blog

Adults only | nsfw content | Mutuals only | Blog is purely for fun

Remember that this character is an Alien, therefore I will not apply human gender and sexuality standards to them.

This blog will have nsfw content all tagged "NSFT" however it is primarily an oc rp blog

Follows from @crimsonsharked

Rules | @fineinpinkshark (nsfw) | bio | art credit: @jujulebee

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@fineinpinkshark | 18+ side to @crimsonsharked

Lil promo to my nsfw blog!

Content on this blog is not suitable for children! This blog will post about kinks the character has or even reblog sexual posts. OoooooOooOoOh...

Also I will typically delegate NSFW questions to this blog instead of the main!!

All rules apply here!

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            I’m not afraid of happy endings…

                                                               I’m just afraid my life won’t work that way.

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show us your tits please

"Here."

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"For sinday, I'm going to sleep all day. That's pretty sinful."

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"...... oh that's why the sinners are horny." It was Sunday.

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Ask + Rp blog!

Primarily an ask blog with rp Hazbin and Helluva Space AU Be aware there is going to be NSFW content present on this blog

Adults only | nsfw content | Mutuals only | Blog is purely for fun

Remember that this character is an Alien, therefore I will not apply human gender and sexuality standards to them.

This blog will have nsfw content all tagged "NSFT" however it is primarily an oc rp blog

Follows from @crimsonsharked

Rules | @fineinpinkshark (nsfw) | bio | art credit: @jujulebee

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Shit...

"Fuck.... yeah I'm gay as hell..." He couldn't help but mutter under his breath.

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btw im spending my might being plagued by breasts.

her name is Aliena btw.

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Crimson grinned at Alessio as the shark tossed the last piece of wrapping paper to the side. The imp leaned forward... proud and eager.

"I was thinkin', y'know, when you get mad at someone, you could use THIS ta talk to 'em instead of actually makin' eye contact! I can't think of a better way to get your point across! Got ya the whole box, too, in case you lose any."

{ You liked for a bad Christmas gift! }

Inbox calls | recieved

Oh, this was an abysmal gift. He was trying so hard not to laugh. He could feel his mouth curl into a smile as best as he tried to force it down and away. He looked away from crimson and held the stupid box of toys.

"Sir..." He snorted as a chuckle escaped. "This is the stupidest thing you've ever gotten me." He laughed as he picked up one of the shark puppets, placed it on his hand, and opened and closed its mouth. "I never seen something... so... you managed to get me the worst but most thoughtful thing." He let out another chuckle and put his face in his hand before a hard laugh came out of him.

"What the hell...I love it. This is ridiculous boss."

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FunkyFrogBait Starters

A collection of dialogue prompts from the videos by FunkyFrogBait. Feel free to edit quotes as necessary.

TW: Swearing, threats, and suggestive references

"My fellow Caucasians astound us with their ingenuity yet again..."

"This is just an evil, evil thing to do with pasta..."

"No spaghetti for you, sir."

"I could be doing any number of things with my life, but I've chosen to share this moment with you...Don't you feel so special?"

"This feels very forbidden..."

"I don't know what this is but it's not fettucine!"

"I just scalded myself! That was uncomfortable..."

"To be clear...I would not feed this to a dog..."

"This esophagus is rated E for everything!"

"Aren't I a lucky little boy? Only 40% of these are broken!"

"Is this a complaint that I'm hearing? Spitters are quitters, [Name]."

"It's just you and me, [Name]. So...who's gonna union with you?"

"If there is a god, he has abandoned us for celestial milk and cigarettes."

"That looks like something that would leak out of an infected wound!"

"This looks like porridge was spilled on the floor of a gym locker room and left to ferment for forty days and forty nights!"

"Trying to boil Pringles to make mashed potatoes is like trying to send her flowers after she's already taken the kids."

"Hahahaha, that's really cute, how about you go fuck yourself?!"

"Being a dad seems pretty fun; All you have to do is sometimes remember their names and forget to pick them up from soccer practice. "

"Now, now, don't be hysterical, dear. This is a nearly painless procedure...For me anyways!"

"I have not been allowed around a glue gun since...The incident..."

"The caveman method usually works in my experience."

"Aw babe, your texture makes me wanna barf."

"Now the nice thing about turkey bacon is that you can eat it raw! I think..."

"This says says it serves twenty four people...They haven't met me."

"Hello, Mr. [Last Name]. I'm here to pick up your daughter."

"Please don't call the police...I know this a weird use of my free time but it's technically not illegal."

"I'm about to give myself an accidental haircut..."

"Can I just call up a priest and have him waterboard me...?"

"Whoookay...This makes me want to join a nunnery."

"Who up praying with they rosary right now?"

"STOP FINGERING EVERYTHING! I AM A CHILD OF GOD!"

"Girl, what foundation is that?! Not a pore in sight!"

"[Name], honey. You're already slaying, you don't need to slay innocent civilians."

"Where did they find this child? The Victorian Era?!"

"ASAB: Assigned Sidekick at Birth. How unfortunate..."

"Who is giving these children access to deadly weapons?! Hello?!"

"The kids like thirteen. Just throw a Roblox gift card as hard as you can and run in the opposite direction."

"[Character Name] is dead, [Muse Name]! And you're worried about the fidelity of this game to it's source material?!"

"Paint a picture for us, [Name]! Don't hold back!"

"I would've bully the fuck outta this kid. And I did musical theater!"

"Where are people getting all this Tannerite?! I want some!"

"Is the cockroach infestation required or optional?"

"I'm being manipulated by a gothic aesthetic and common sense!"

"Yikes! Don't show that to your grandma!"

"That's my heart after the hot girl in my Com Sci class tells me that our star signs are incompatible!"

"I really wouldn't talk how other people look if your eyebrows can't agree on what timezone they're in."

"Is god really rockin' with you? Sinner..."

"Let me eat my oreos in peace goddamnit!"

"I'M GONNA START POWERWASHING THE CEILING!"

"You know what crybaby fumblefingers? At this point you owe me money. Hand over twenty, pretty boy!

"Why is she beckoning me ominously...?"

"That's because you've been selected for ritual sacrifice, [Name]. You know how they are this time of the month..."

"Do you have family, [Name]? Anyone you'd be particularly devastated to lose in a violent and sudden way?"

"You know what, [Name]? I'd probably punch you over a Hot Wheels too!"

"I see god's law not as a restriction...but a challenge!"

"I am deeply dissatisfied with my life choices and I am NOT afraid to make that your problem at five o' clock in the morning!"

"I hope one of your family members is in a car accident this week!"

"It's fucking terrible and I'm overcome by a desire to kill James Corden for some reason!"

"I'm sorry...Do you think mother earth is just lactating blue raspberry surprise, bitch?!"

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Send 🌿 to accidentally get caught under the mistletoe with my muse.

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Emergency: Buying Food + Affording doctors appointments

Ways to help:

Ko-fi | PayPal | CashApp | Venmo

So I have a lot of doctor's appointments coming up because I am at a very high risk for 2 types of cancers and I have some other exams coming up. Currently, getting to all these places cost me a lot of money!

So, if you'd like to help me get to my doctor's appointments in the coming weeks and possibly months, I would appreciate it! I will not be opening commissions because I won't be able to complete new ones in a timely manner with all this.

HOWEVER, I will be releasing MORE adoptables and you can follow my adoptable blog @greaser-adopts

Some art to look at!

I am trying to get on disability for unrelated things so! I am struggling.

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Hey, so on Helluva Boss's newest episode, just to clarify a few things.

Octavia is a teenager, she will react badly to things and not with emotional maturity. I would be worried if she did. That would often be a sign of deeper problems if she did.

Another thing, any character who is 18 and even 20-23 do not expect emotional maturity, even from real people. It takes YEARS, and I do mean YEARS, for emotional maturity to hit someone, and often, you are almost 30 when it does.

Allow people of any age group especially in hard times to work through these things. How can you expect grace if you won't even allow it for a cartoon character?

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a reminder Octavia is a teenager.

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I won't watch the new episode but anyone who wants to shout at me in dms about it can!