#smoot

[spectralmagpie]

Not me sketching Tighnari x Lumine smoot …Cyno will be joining them later

[paynomindtotheinsanity]

You guys don't even know how excited I am to eventually post the smut scenes that have been sitting in my drafts for YEARS.

[tomoleary]

Dave Cockrum "Smoot The Thing That Just Sits There..." (1977) gag covers with original colors by colorist Andy Yanchus

Source

[extraordinary-heroes]

Joe the Barbarian Vol 1 #3 (Cover art by Sean Gordon Murphy)

[mit]

Happy Nobel Smoot Day!

Image: Christine Danlioff/MIT

Moungi Bawendi, the Lester Wolfe Professor of Chemistry, got a call from Stockholm early this morning which is about 3,538,606.2 smoots from Cambridge. Happy Nobel Smoot Day!

What is a smoot?

One smoot is equal to Oliver Smoot's height, 5 feet 7 inches (1.70 m). 

[tiny-stale-cupcake]

more smoot (smůt)? i didn’t write more smoot

…

i wrote more smoot :>

professor gale has been heavy on my brain lately so i wrote about him. no, it’s not a teacher-student thing lmao. the reader/tav is a librarian who started her new job at university of waterdeep! (UW) (go fish) (idk what their mascot would be) it’s a modern AU and i feel like it would take place in the late 90s/early 00s (v cool v buffy v slay)

btw, pov is second person with a cis fem tav so if that’s not something you’re into you’re valid to skip this one

i once again had no beta readers for this one so i apologize for the trash heha

🔞 anywho, here’s a link to the fic on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57518290

thanks for reading!!

[zanephillips]

CORY SMOOT Chasing Life 2.05 "The Domino Effect"

[pyromander]

Daily Doodle 2: September 3

[vampirecorleone]

"Oh, you're going to enjoy living with us so much. Yes, I know you are! As a welcome home present, I bought you such wonderful new clothes. I just hope that Richard doesn't get jealous that I didn't get him anything. Oh, but then, he is such a dear. I'm sure that he won't mind. You see, I've always wanted a little girl. But, of course, when my husband left... Oh, well, that's all water under the bridge, as I always say. Water under the bridge! But it certainly will be a nice little surprise when Richard comes home to find a little girl in the house. Yes, I've always dreamed of a little girl just like you." Sleepaway Camp (1983) dir. Robert Hiltzik

[jayparked]

25 + 117 with sunghoon pretty pleaseee🧎‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️

warnings: muncher hoon, oral (f.rec.), teasing

wc: 406

"oh i can think of many ways to shut you up right now." sunghoon smirks confidently, crossing his arms casually over his chest.

"yeah? lemme guess...by shoving your cock down my throat? nice try but that's so overdone- hey!" before you can even process what's happening, sunghoon has you over one of his shoulders, swiftly walking back towards your shared bedroom.

you're about to say something to your boyfriend again, but before you can he's tossing you onto the bed, body bouncing against the mattress from the impact.

you expect him to start stripping himself right away, to take out his hard cock and move to position himself in front of your mouth.

instead, sunghoon has your sleep shorts off your body with one fluid motion, your perked clit now on full display to his hungry eyes. he places both hands on your knees and spreads your legs out further by pushing them to the side, shaking his head to the side with a small “mmmm” leaving his lips.

“let’s see shall we?” sunghoon takes his pointer finger and slides it from your hole up to your clit, collecting juices that have been building up.

sunghoon takes his finger and licks along his digit before inserting it fully in his mouth, taking it out with a pop. “just as i thought.” he falls to his knees and grabs your legs, pulling you towards the edge of the bed and closer to his face.

“sunghoon!” you yelp out. but it’s no use. he’s done listening to you.

“smell so good,” he whispers, his breath on your wetness making your body tremble, the urge to shut your legs tightly together so strong.

but sunghoon is stronger.

his hands grip your thighs tightly as he moves his face forward, making sure you cant even attempt to escape his grasp. not that you’d want to anyways.

something brushes against your clit that has you moaning out already. you’re expecting his tongue or maybe even his finger again. but when you look down between your legs you see your boyfriend moving his nose in tiny circles around your clit.

"you like messing with my head, don't you?" you gasp out, one hand snaking down to grasp sunghoon’s black locks.

"only because it clearly turns you on." another confident smirk adorns his face, one eyebrow raising up teasingly until he finally sticks his tongue out and flattens the muscle against your heat.

for part of my 1k follower celebration send me a member and a number from this list and i'll write a short drabble about it ♡ masterlist

[cartoonsinthemorning]

This is my minicomic for the festive exchange over at the Stancest server. Happy Holidays Salaciousshipping, I hope you'll enjoy your present! WARNING ⚠ this comic contains NONCON, SOMNOPHILIA. Also, the last page is cropped, but I'll add a link to popiku, containing the full NSFT version. It will also be posted on Twitter, ofc.

Uncropped NSFT on popiku: X

[porterdavis]

Everything old is new again

[89cats]

having pets is like … you’re not acting like yourself so I’ll be here obsessing over it until your vet appointment. and no, you may not leave my sight(at least for a little) 🥲

[omnibread1]

[oddverse]

I think Pesci and Risotto go to the same gym but they never see each other because Risotto only works out in the morning and Pesci at night

Pesci's lucky he was just leaving cause risotto was NOT about to change

[dreaminginthedeepsouth]

How the Great Depression came to be. Some lessons have not been learned. [June 18. 1930]