#smoot

[spectralmagpie]

Not me sketching Tighnari x Lumine smoot …Cyno will be joining them later

[paynomindtotheinsanity]

You guys don't even know how excited I am to eventually post the smut scenes that have been sitting in my drafts for YEARS.

[tomoleary]

Dave Cockrum "Smoot The Thing That Just Sits There..." (1977) gag covers with original colors by colorist Andy Yanchus

Source

[extraordinary-heroes]

Joe the Barbarian Vol 1 #3 (Cover art by Sean Gordon Murphy)

[mit]

Happy Nobel Smoot Day!

Image: Christine Danlioff/MIT

Moungi Bawendi, the Lester Wolfe Professor of Chemistry, got a call from Stockholm early this morning which is about 3,538,606.2 smoots from Cambridge. Happy Nobel Smoot Day!

What is a smoot?

One smoot is equal to Oliver Smoot's height, 5 feet 7 inches (1.70 m). 

[tiny-stale-cupcake]

more smoot (smůt)? i didn’t write more smoot

…

i wrote more smoot :>

professor gale has been heavy on my brain lately so i wrote about him. no, it’s not a teacher-student thing lmao. the reader/tav is a librarian who started her new job at university of waterdeep! (UW) (go fish) (idk what their mascot would be) it’s a modern AU and i feel like it would take place in the late 90s/early 00s (v cool v buffy v slay)

btw, pov is second person with a cis fem tav so if that’s not something you’re into you’re valid to skip this one

i once again had no beta readers for this one so i apologize for the trash heha

🔞 anywho, here’s a link to the fic on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57518290

thanks for reading!!

[zanephillips]

CORY SMOOT Chasing Life 2.05 "The Domino Effect"

[pyromander]

Daily Doodle 2: September 3

[saywhat-politics]

"When Congress passed the Smoot-Hawley tariff in 1930, we were told that it would protect America from foreign competition and save jobs in this country—the same line we hear today. The actual result was the Great Depression."

- Ronald Reagan, 1988

[jayparked]

25 + 117 with sunghoon pretty pleaseee🧎‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️

warnings: muncher hoon, oral (f.rec.), teasing

wc: 406

"oh i can think of many ways to shut you up right now." sunghoon smirks confidently, crossing his arms casually over his chest.

"yeah? lemme guess...by shoving your cock down my throat? nice try but that's so overdone- hey!" before you can even process what's happening, sunghoon has you over one of his shoulders, swiftly walking back towards your shared bedroom.

you're about to say something to your boyfriend again, but before you can he's tossing you onto the bed, body bouncing against the mattress from the impact.

you expect him to start stripping himself right away, to take out his hard cock and move to position himself in front of your mouth.

instead, sunghoon has your sleep shorts off your body with one fluid motion, your perked clit now on full display to his hungry eyes. he places both hands on your knees and spreads your legs out further by pushing them to the side, shaking his head to the side with a small “mmmm” leaving his lips.

“let’s see shall we?” sunghoon takes his pointer finger and slides it from your hole up to your clit, collecting juices that have been building up.

sunghoon takes his finger and licks along his digit before inserting it fully in his mouth, taking it out with a pop. “just as i thought.” he falls to his knees and grabs your legs, pulling you towards the edge of the bed and closer to his face.

“sunghoon!” you yelp out. but it’s no use. he’s done listening to you.

“smell so good,” he whispers, his breath on your wetness making your body tremble, the urge to shut your legs tightly together so strong.

but sunghoon is stronger.

his hands grip your thighs tightly as he moves his face forward, making sure you cant even attempt to escape his grasp. not that you’d want to anyways.

something brushes against your clit that has you moaning out already. you’re expecting his tongue or maybe even his finger again. but when you look down between your legs you see your boyfriend moving his nose in tiny circles around your clit.

"you like messing with my head, don't you?" you gasp out, one hand snaking down to grasp sunghoon’s black locks.

"only because it clearly turns you on." another confident smirk adorns his face, one eyebrow raising up teasingly until he finally sticks his tongue out and flattens the muscle against your heat.

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[blondebrainpowered]

Ben Stein as Ferris' sardonic economics teacher from Ferris Bueller's Day Off, 1986

Did we learn nothing from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off? Anyone? Anyone?

Hint: Hawley–Smoot Tariff Act 

[tehsoundengineer]

Break the Tension

*slides fic across the desk* Can I interest anyone in some smut? Title: Break the Tension Rating: Explicit Pairing: Peter Parker/Wade Wilson (SpideyPool) Tags: Plot What Plot, Identity Reveal, Top Wade Wilson, Bottom Peter Parker, Peter is a bit of a cockslut, Dirty Talk, Fingering, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Rough Sex, Overstimulation, Happy Endings Snippet:

There was something weird about the way Spidey was looking at him tonight. And not weird in the usual trying-to-figure-out-if-you’re-gonna-blow-something-up-or-just-annoy-me-to-death way. The way his hands never stopped moving, always fidgeting, always restless. Like if he stopped for too long, he might just disappear. No, this was different. Which was a smidge terrifying. Spidey’s gaze lingered on his face just a little too long, and Wade caught him looking. “What?” Wade asked, raising an eyebrow. “You trying to figure out if I’m going to turn into a zombie or something? Because, spoiler alert, it’s always a possibility.” “No, I just,” Spidey shook his head, smiling faintly. “I don’t know. You’re different tonight.” Wade’s grin faltered for a moment, his expression unreadable. Then he shrugged, leaning back against the couch cushions. “Different how? Less murderous? More charming? Or is it the pepperoni breath, because I can fix that.” “No, I—” Spidey hesitated, setting down his own slice of pizza. “I think... I think we should fuck.”

Read it here

[porterdavis]

Everything old is new again

[dreaminginthedeepsouth]

Anyone? Anyone know the effects?

[89cats]

having pets is like … you’re not acting like yourself so I’ll be here obsessing over it until your vet appointment. and no, you may not leave my sight(at least for a little) 🥲

[oddverse]

I think Pesci and Risotto go to the same gym but they never see each other because Risotto only works out in the morning and Pesci at night

Pesci's lucky he was just leaving cause risotto was NOT about to change